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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,467 DADDY, IS THAT BULLWINKLE? 2 00:00:04,534 --> 00:00:05,868 [ MUMBLES ] 3 00:00:07,834 --> 00:00:10,901 HOW DO THEY BLOW UP THOSE BIG BALLOONS? 4 00:00:10,968 --> 00:00:13,834 [ MUMBLES ] 5 00:00:13,901 --> 00:00:15,033 Cheryl: JIM? 6 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,033 [ MUMBLES ] 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,667 WOULD YOU COME TASTE THIS PIE FILLING FOR ME? 8 00:00:19,734 --> 00:00:20,868 OW! 9 00:00:24,834 --> 00:00:25,767 HAH! 10 00:00:26,868 --> 00:00:29,167 OH, BABY. 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,968 WOW. 12 00:00:35,033 --> 00:00:37,968 FANTASY NUMBER 5 -- I CAN CROSS THAT OFF MY LIST. 13 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:42,067 YOU WANT TO KNOW MY FANTASY? 14 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:43,267 MM-HMM. 15 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:46,767 YOU PUTTING THOSE GROCERIES AWAY. 16 00:00:46,834 --> 00:00:50,968 OH, I'LL PUT THEM AWAY AS SOON AS YOU MAKE THEM INTO A MEAL. 17 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:55,334 ALL RIGHT. I HOPE I GOT EVERYTHING HERE. 18 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,367 OH, HONEY. CINNAMON STICKS. 19 00:00:57,434 --> 00:00:59,734 I SPECIFICALLY SAID "GROUND CINNAMON." 20 00:00:59,801 --> 00:01:02,334 WELL, GRIND THEM UP. 21 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:03,901 YOU CAN'T JUST GRIND IT UP. 22 00:01:03,968 --> 00:01:06,167 YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW CINNAMON WORKS. 23 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:08,667 PLEASE DON'T TELL THE FELLAS. 24 00:01:08,734 --> 00:01:10,567 HEY, KYLE! 25 00:01:10,634 --> 00:01:12,601 YOUR FIRST THANKSGIVING. 26 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:15,300 ALL KINDS OF NEW FOODS YOU CAN THROW UP. 27 00:01:17,567 --> 00:01:18,501 HAPPY THANKSGIVING, ALL! 28 00:01:18,567 --> 00:01:20,701 OH, ANDY, THANK YOU. 29 00:01:20,767 --> 00:01:22,534 WOW, LOOK AT THIS! 30 00:01:22,601 --> 00:01:24,634 MARSHMALLOWS, GRAHAM CRACKERS. 31 00:01:24,701 --> 00:01:26,868 I'M GONNA MAKE A TURKEY S'MORE. 32 00:01:26,934 --> 00:01:30,033 AND YOU WONDER WHY YOUR PANTS DON'T FIT. 33 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,200 THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LEAVE THEM IN THE DRYER WAY TOO LONG. 34 00:01:32,267 --> 00:01:33,300 RIGHT. 35 00:01:34,434 --> 00:01:36,601 MOMMY, LOOK AT MY HAND TURKEY! 36 00:01:36,667 --> 00:01:40,000 WOW, THAT IS THE TURKEY-EST HAND I'VE EVER SEEN. 37 00:01:40,067 --> 00:01:43,100 DADDY, YOU AND UNCLE ANDY ARE TWINS. 38 00:01:43,167 --> 00:01:46,200 YEAH, WHAT'S WITH THE BOWLING SHIRTS? 39 00:01:46,267 --> 00:01:48,167 WELL, UH... 40 00:01:49,467 --> 00:01:51,100 I DON'T KNOW. 41 00:01:52,501 --> 00:01:53,901 IT'S JUST FUN. 42 00:01:54,968 --> 00:01:56,467 IT'S A FUN THING. 43 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,701 JIM? YES, CHERYL? 44 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:06,634 ARE YOU AND ANDY GOING BOWLING? 45 00:02:06,701 --> 00:02:08,934 YES, WE ARE, CHERYL. 46 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,701 WE'RE GONNA RECREATE THE FIRST THANKSGIVING... 47 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,767 WHERE THE -- THE INDIANS 48 00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:18,801 AND THE PILGRIMS BOWLED TOGETHER. 49 00:02:18,868 --> 00:02:20,634 YOU KNOW, HONEY, I-I NEED YOU HERE. 50 00:02:20,701 --> 00:02:22,534 I-I NEED YOU TO CARVE THE TURKEY AND -- 51 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,567 AND WE'RE GONNA DO OUR PHOTO FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARD. 52 00:02:24,634 --> 00:02:26,400 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT IS KYLE'S FIRST THANKSGIVING. 53 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:27,567 I KNOW, HONEY, 54 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:30,133 BUT THIS IS A TOYS-FOR-TOTS CHARITY THING. 55 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,000 IT'S A BOWL-A-THON AND I GOTTA GO. 56 00:02:32,067 --> 00:02:33,767 I GOTTA GO. I JUST GOTTA GO. 57 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:35,400 YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A TOY. 58 00:02:39,434 --> 00:02:41,467 YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO LEARN ABOUT GIVING. 59 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,467 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL? 60 00:02:44,534 --> 00:02:47,133 BESIDES THAT, YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT WE'RE GOING. 61 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,167 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA FOCUS ON YOUR COOKING. 62 00:02:49,234 --> 00:02:51,200 YOU DON'T NEED ALL THIS DISTRACTION. 63 00:02:51,267 --> 00:02:53,868 YOU KNOW, LAST YEAR THE TURKEY WAS A LITTLE DRY. 64 00:02:56,133 --> 00:02:57,267 OH, THANK YOU, HONEY. 65 00:02:57,334 --> 00:03:00,100 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE DISTRACTIONS. 66 00:03:00,167 --> 00:03:02,200 GIRLS, YOU WANNA GO BOWLING WITH DADDY AND UNCLE ANDY?! 67 00:03:02,267 --> 00:03:03,567 YEAH! YEAH! 68 00:03:03,634 --> 00:03:04,601 YAY! 69 00:03:07,701 --> 00:03:09,901 THAT TURKEY BETTER BE MOIST. 70 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,734 SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. 71 00:03:16,334 --> 00:03:17,667 COME HERE, GRACIE. 72 00:03:17,734 --> 00:03:20,868 NOW, I GOT FOUR OUT OF A POSSIBLE TEN, 73 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,567 SO I PUT DOWN "FOUR." 74 00:03:22,634 --> 00:03:24,901 YOU ONLY GOT FOUR? 75 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,634 YEAH. FOUR'S NOT BAD. 76 00:03:28,701 --> 00:03:30,601 ACTUALLY, FOUR'S PRETTY GOOD. 77 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,767 ARE YOU GONNA CRY, BABY? 78 00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:35,367 ARE YA? 79 00:03:35,434 --> 00:03:36,434 HEY! 80 00:03:36,501 --> 00:03:37,601 GRACIE, 81 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:39,300 NEVER TALK TO YOUR AUNT ANDY LIKE THAT. 82 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:42,400 UNCLE ANDY. UNCLE ANDY. 83 00:03:42,467 --> 00:03:43,801 GO AHEAD, HONEY. 84 00:03:43,868 --> 00:03:45,534 ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY HAPPY? 85 00:03:48,434 --> 00:03:50,501 HERE, GRACIE. GRACIE. GRACIE. 86 00:03:50,567 --> 00:03:52,400 COME HERE, SWEETHEART. LET ME HELP YOU, HERE. 87 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,367 HERE, NOW, JUST PICK IT UP. 88 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,400 THAT'S IT. SPREAD YOUR LEGS A LITTLE BIT. 89 00:03:57,467 --> 00:03:59,067 LOOK WAY DOWN THERE. THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO HIT. 90 00:03:59,133 --> 00:04:02,133 OKAY, THEN ALL YOU DO IS YOU JUST... 91 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,367 LET IT GO! 92 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:09,801 THAT FOUR'S LOOKIN' PRETTY GOOD RIGHT NOW, ISN'T IT? 93 00:04:10,868 --> 00:04:11,868 ANDY! 94 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:14,567 GRACIE? 95 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:16,601 GRACIE, LOOK AT THE PUPPY! 96 00:04:18,167 --> 00:04:19,567 OH, RAN AWAY. 97 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:24,701 FIVE! 98 00:04:24,767 --> 00:04:26,234 AAH! 99 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:29,567 FIVE. 100 00:04:31,834 --> 00:04:34,868 GAME'S NOT OVER, PRINCESS. 101 00:04:34,934 --> 00:04:36,634 OKAY, EVERYBODY HAPPY? 102 00:04:36,701 --> 00:04:39,167 ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO TO THAT LITTLE DARK ROOM OVER THERE 103 00:04:39,234 --> 00:04:42,534 AND WATCH SOME TV WITH SOME VERY SAD IRISH GUYS. 104 00:04:42,601 --> 00:04:44,667 DADDY, WATCH ME. 105 00:04:44,734 --> 00:04:45,968 OKAY, HONEY. 106 00:05:05,968 --> 00:05:06,901 [ PINS FALL ] 107 00:05:06,968 --> 00:05:07,901 HEY! 108 00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:09,400 HEY, THAT WAS GREAT! 109 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:11,400 THAT WAS JUST GREAT, RUBY! 110 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:12,834 IT'S YOUR TURN, DADDY. 111 00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:14,834 ME? 112 00:05:14,901 --> 00:05:16,868 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I CAN BOWL ONE. 113 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:18,767 OH. 114 00:05:23,033 --> 00:05:24,367 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. 115 00:05:24,434 --> 00:05:27,067 A GOOD-LUCK KISS. THANK YOU, BABY. 116 00:05:34,534 --> 00:05:35,767 HEY! A STRIKE! 117 00:05:35,834 --> 00:05:38,000 A STRIKE! 118 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:41,033 HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? 119 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,734 WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! 120 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,000 YOU ARE. 121 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,267 [ DOOR OPENS ] 122 00:05:48,334 --> 00:05:50,334 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! HEY. 123 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,167 I MADE CRANBERRY TARTS, CREAM-CHEESE BROWNIES, 124 00:05:53,234 --> 00:05:54,234 AND A PUMPKIN NUT LOAF 125 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:55,767 WITH ENOUGH WALNUTS TO MAKE JIM ITCHY, 126 00:05:55,834 --> 00:05:56,968 BUT NOT ENOUGH TO KILL HIM. 127 00:05:59,434 --> 00:06:01,901 WOW. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BAKING ALL NIGHT. 128 00:06:01,968 --> 00:06:02,901 YEAH. 129 00:06:02,968 --> 00:06:05,367 WHAT'S WRONG? NOTHING. 130 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:07,501 IT'S JUST THAT I'M GONNA DIE SHRIVELED AND ALONE. 131 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,167 TRY THE BROWNIES. 132 00:06:09,234 --> 00:06:12,367 WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST HOLIDAY SEASON WHEN YOU WERE LIKE THIS? 133 00:06:12,434 --> 00:06:14,734 OH, SOME CRAP ABOUT HOW I'M SMART AND BEAUTIFUL 134 00:06:14,801 --> 00:06:16,667 AND ANY GUY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE ME, BLAH BLAH BLAH. 135 00:06:16,734 --> 00:06:18,434 WHERE'S THE WINE? 136 00:06:18,501 --> 00:06:19,968 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 137 00:06:20,033 --> 00:06:22,634 YOU KNOW, DANA, IT'S NOT EASY TO FIND THE RIGHT GUY. 138 00:06:22,701 --> 00:06:24,400 YOU HAVE TO THINK OF IT LIKE A MARATHON. 139 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,868 YOU KNOW, IT STARTS OFF WITH THOUSANDS 140 00:06:25,934 --> 00:06:29,000 AND THEN ENDS UP WITH JUST A FEW GOOD ONES OUT FRONT. 141 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:31,934 THE POINT IS, YOU GOTTA KEEP RUNNING AND YOU'LL WIN THE RACE. 142 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,868 OR HIT THE WALL AND CRAP YOURSELF. 143 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:39,868 CHRIS, TONY, HI. 144 00:06:39,934 --> 00:06:42,667 UH, JIM'S NOT HERE. HE TOOK THE GIRLS BOWLING. 145 00:06:42,734 --> 00:06:45,467 SO...BYE. 146 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:51,801 I'M GONNA... CLOSE THE DOOR NOW. 147 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:52,801 I GUESS JIM DIDN'T TELL YOU -- 148 00:06:52,868 --> 00:06:54,334 HE INVITED US FOR THANKSGIVING. 149 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,334 YEAH. 150 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,834 OH. ISN'T CAROL WITH YOU? 151 00:06:57,901 --> 00:07:00,334 NO, CAROL, UH, LEFT ME A COUPLE MONTHS AGO. 152 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,868 OH. 153 00:07:01,934 --> 00:07:03,701 YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN -- IT'S BEEN PRETTY ROUGH. 154 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,234 OH, YEAH. HEY, DANA! 155 00:07:06,767 --> 00:07:07,934 HI. 156 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,601 SO, UH, WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE, UH -- 157 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:11,701 YEAH, SURE. YES. 158 00:07:21,033 --> 00:07:22,634 SO YOU LIKE COMIC BOOKS? 159 00:07:28,801 --> 00:07:31,167 OKAY, FIVE STRIKES IN A ROW! I'M ON FIRE! 160 00:07:31,234 --> 00:07:32,334 DADDY! DADDY! 161 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,567 NOT REALLY, GIRLS. NOT REALLY. 162 00:07:35,634 --> 00:07:39,200 FIVE STRIKES EQUALS 130 POINTS. 163 00:07:39,267 --> 00:07:40,267 HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, UNCLE ANDY? 164 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,868 Shh! QUIET. YOUR FATHER'S BOWLING. 165 00:07:42,934 --> 00:07:46,901 REMEMBER, FOLKS, EVERYTHING'S GOTTA BE EXACTLY THE WAY IT WAS 166 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:50,334 BEFORE EACH BALL. OKAY? 167 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,601 RUBY, MY GOOD-LUCK KISS? 168 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,334 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. 169 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:58,467 THANK YOU, BABY. 170 00:07:58,534 --> 00:08:02,200 OKAY. SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT. 171 00:08:02,267 --> 00:08:05,334 GRACIE, WERE YOU DRINKING THAT SODA BEFORE? 172 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,534 NO. THROW IT OUT. 173 00:08:06,601 --> 00:08:08,467 AW! 174 00:08:08,534 --> 00:08:11,267 THAT'S TOO BAD. WHAT A SHAME. 175 00:08:11,334 --> 00:08:14,434 IT LOOKED VERY REFRESHING. 176 00:08:14,501 --> 00:08:15,434 ANDY! 177 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:16,667 EAT THE HOT DOG. 178 00:08:16,734 --> 00:08:18,601 AW! 179 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:20,934 JIM, I'M FULL. I'VE ALREADY EATEN FOUR. 180 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,467 EAT IT! 181 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,601 [ BLOWING ] 182 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:26,901 OKAY. 183 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,300 [ PINS FALLING ] YES! 184 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:39,167 YES. YES. YES. 185 00:08:39,234 --> 00:08:40,801 OKAY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 186 00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,200 YOU ARE. 187 00:08:43,501 --> 00:08:44,868 LOOK HERE, JIM. 188 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:46,234 THE WORD ON THE LANE, BABY, 189 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:48,801 IS THAT YOU ARE HALFWAY TO A PERFECT GAME. 190 00:08:48,868 --> 00:08:50,901 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT, LOUIS. 191 00:08:50,968 --> 00:08:52,334 HEY, WELL, GOOD LUCK, JIM. 192 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:53,834 IT'S BEEN A LONG WHILE 193 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,601 SINCE WE ADDED SOMEBODY TO THE WALL OF FAME. 194 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:56,968 YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW. 195 00:08:57,033 --> 00:09:00,067 YEAH, BABY, AND TO DO IT ON THANKSGIVING WOULD BE SPECIAL. 196 00:09:00,133 --> 00:09:01,200 YES, IT WOULD. 197 00:09:01,267 --> 00:09:03,400 I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD MUCH OF A THANKSGIVING 198 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,100 SINCE THE MISSIS DIED. 199 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,667 DO YOU KNOW THAT WHEN I WAS GOING TO THE -- 200 00:09:07,734 --> 00:09:09,501 LOUIS, LOUIS, LOUIS? HUH? 201 00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:11,100 I'M TRYING TO BOWL HERE. 202 00:09:11,167 --> 00:09:12,968 OH, OH, YEAH, YEAH, MAN. GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 203 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:13,968 OKAY. 204 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:16,000 SHE'LL STILL BE DEAD TOMORROW. 205 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:21,534 RUBY! 206 00:09:21,601 --> 00:09:22,901 COME ON. 207 00:09:26,601 --> 00:09:28,334 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. THANK YOU, HONEY. 208 00:09:34,234 --> 00:09:35,400 [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] 209 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,200 YES! 210 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:46,434 YES! 211 00:09:49,801 --> 00:09:51,033 YES! 212 00:09:54,267 --> 00:09:55,200 YES! 213 00:09:57,901 --> 00:10:01,167 ONE MORE, AND YOUR DAD GETS 300 -- 214 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,634 A PERFECT GAME. 215 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:06,701 ONE MORE. 216 00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:11,033 ONE MORE. 217 00:10:19,934 --> 00:10:24,634 UH, GOD, HI, IT'S -- IT'S ME, JIM. 218 00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:29,501 I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT THIS STRIKE. 219 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:33,234 I PROMISE I WON'T ASK FOR ANYTHING AGAIN. 220 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,868 AND, BY THE WAY, UH, 221 00:10:35,934 --> 00:10:39,767 THANKS FOR ALL THE GREAT CREATIONS THAT YOU'VE MADE... 222 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:42,734 LIKE, UH... 223 00:10:42,801 --> 00:10:45,901 BACON... 224 00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:48,367 PORK CHOPS... 225 00:10:48,434 --> 00:10:52,400 YOU KNOW, THE PIG IN GENERAL IS REALLY GREAT. 226 00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,100 AMEN. 227 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:04,300 [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES AND DIES ] 228 00:11:05,868 --> 00:11:08,467 Louis: WOW. THE POWER'S OFF. 229 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:09,734 TOURNAMENT'S OVER. 230 00:11:09,801 --> 00:11:11,100 WHAT ABOUT MY GAME?! 231 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,067 OH, YEAH. 290. NICE EFFORT, JIM. 232 00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:21,868 WOW. SO THAT'S HOW SPIDER-MAN GOT HIS POWERS. 233 00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:23,667 UH-HUH. 234 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:26,000 BITTEN BY A RADIOACTIVE SPIDER. 235 00:11:26,067 --> 00:11:27,701 WHAT BIT WONDER WOMAN? 236 00:11:27,767 --> 00:11:31,033 I HEARD IT WAS IRON MAN, BUT I THINK THAT'S JUST AN UGLY RUMOR. 237 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,000 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! 238 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,868 DANA, COULD -- COULD I SEE YOU IN HERE? 239 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,200 I'M HAVING A-A CRISIS WITH THE, UM, UH, PLATES. 240 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,133 COMING, MOM. 241 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,033 WONDER WOMAN WILL RETURN. 242 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,801 DANA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 243 00:11:53,868 --> 00:11:55,133 WHAT? I'M ENTERTAINING THE GUESTS. 244 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,567 I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE. 245 00:11:56,634 --> 00:11:58,601 CHRIS IS SO CUTE! 246 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:01,567 OH, GOD. DANA, YOU HAVE MET CHRIS A HUNDRED TIMES. 247 00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:03,434 YOU ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF HIM, 248 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:05,133 BUT SUDDENLY HOLIDAY SEASON 249 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,400 PLUS GLASS AND A HALF OF WINE EQUALS 250 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:09,267 "CHRIS IS SO CUTE!" 251 00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:12,167 YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND CHRIS THE WAY I DO. 252 00:12:12,234 --> 00:12:13,434 WE'RE SIMPLE FOLK. 253 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,434 WELL, I WONDER IF YOU'LL SEE CHRIS THE SAME WAY 254 00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:20,434 WHEN YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CHARDONNAY GOGGLES. 255 00:12:20,501 --> 00:12:22,934 FINE. NO MORE WINE, 256 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,501 BUT YOU CAN FIX THE PLATES YOURSELF. 257 00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:27,634 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? NO MORE WINE. 258 00:12:29,167 --> 00:12:30,534 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME... 259 00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:33,801 DANA, YOU KNOW, THIS IS KIND OF A SPECIAL DAY. 260 00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,534 I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO RUIN IT. 261 00:12:35,601 --> 00:12:36,567 OHH. 262 00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:39,200 HEY! OH, GOOD. THERE YOU ARE. 263 00:12:39,267 --> 00:12:41,400 YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST GONNA CALL. DINNER'S READY. 264 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:42,667 WHERE'S RUBY? 265 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,734 WITH JIM FOR -- FOR GOOD LUCK. 266 00:12:44,801 --> 00:12:45,901 GOOD LUCK FOR WHAT? 267 00:12:45,968 --> 00:12:48,734 FUNNY STORY. 268 00:13:00,033 --> 00:13:02,000 JIM, YOU KNOW, IT'S THANKSGIVING. 269 00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:04,834 THE WHOLE FAMILY'S HERE. PLEASE COME HOME. 270 00:13:04,901 --> 00:13:06,734 CHERYL, I CAN'T. 271 00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:09,467 BUT, HONEY, ANDY SAID THAT THE POWER'S OUT AND IT'S HOPELESS. 272 00:13:09,534 --> 00:13:12,000 HONEY, I AM ONE STRIKE AWAY FROM A PERFECT GAME 273 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,400 AND THE LEAGUE SAYS IF I LEAVE, IT'S OVER. 274 00:13:14,467 --> 00:13:16,067 DID YOU KNOW THAT CHRIS AND TONY ARE HERE? 275 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,767 [ GLASS BREAKS ] SORRY. 276 00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:20,868 CAREFUL, EVERYBODY. BROKEN GLASS. 277 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,501 AND, HONEY, YOU KNOW, IT IS KYLE'S FIRST THANKSGIVING. 278 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,767 DOESN'T THAT MATTER TO YOU? 279 00:13:24,834 --> 00:13:26,434 COME ON, HONEY, HE'S JUST A BABY. 280 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,100 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM. 281 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:30,901 BUT -- BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FAMILY PHOTO 282 00:13:30,968 --> 00:13:33,534 AND THAT STUPID PILGRIM STORY WITH THE PIE FIGHT? 283 00:13:33,601 --> 00:13:36,334 YOU KNOW, HONEY, WHO'S GONNA CARVE THE TURKEY? 284 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,367 CHERYL, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS, 285 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:41,467 BUT I JUST NEED TO DO THIS ONE THING. 286 00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:43,400 BRING MY RUBY HOME! 287 00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:45,334 ONE MORE THING -- RUBY CAN'T LEAVE. 288 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:46,534 WHAT? 289 00:13:46,601 --> 00:13:48,734 SHE'S GOTTA KISS ME BEFORE I BOWL. 290 00:13:48,801 --> 00:13:50,000 IT'S A GOOD-LUCK THING. 291 00:13:50,067 --> 00:13:52,834 BUT SHE'S MISSING THANKSGIVING DINNER. 292 00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,968 DADDY, MY HAND'S STUCK IN THE CANDY MACHINE! 293 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,100 HONEY, NOBODY LIKES A QUITTER! 294 00:13:58,167 --> 00:13:59,634 OKAY. 295 00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:02,734 CHERYL, I GOTTA GO. BYE. 296 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:03,734 [ BEEP ] 297 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,634 DID YOU GET ANYTHING?! 298 00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:06,734 JIM?! 299 00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:09,167 OH, GREAT. JIM'S NOT COMING, 300 00:14:09,234 --> 00:14:11,200 AND MY DAUGHTER'S EATING CANDY FOR THANKSGIVING. 301 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,300 Andy: YOU HEAR THAT? 302 00:14:12,367 --> 00:14:14,367 RUBY'S EATING CANDY. 303 00:14:14,434 --> 00:14:16,000 [ CRIES ] 304 00:14:16,067 --> 00:14:18,267 NO. DON'T -- DON'T CRY. I'M SORRY. 305 00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,767 NO, DON'T -- DON'T CRY. 306 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,033 ANDY! WHAT DID YOU DO? 307 00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:23,767 SHE MISSES HER DAD. 308 00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:27,200 WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL ME A JOKE LIKE THAT? 309 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,033 WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE GETTING CLOSER. 310 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,334 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 311 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,701 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR 312 00:14:31,767 --> 00:14:32,701 YOU HAD ABOUT AN HOUR AGO? 313 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,467 I PEED IT OUT! 314 00:14:35,801 --> 00:14:37,601 Gracie: AAH! Andy: GRACIE, SWEETIE. 315 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:38,667 [ GLASS BREAKS ] 316 00:14:38,734 --> 00:14:39,901 SORRY. 317 00:14:39,968 --> 00:14:41,300 CAREFUL, EVERYBODY. BROKEN GLASS. 318 00:14:41,367 --> 00:14:43,868 THAT'S IT. 319 00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:44,901 [ GRACIE SHRIEKING ] 320 00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:51,968 CHERYL, I'M NOT COMING HOME. 321 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:54,200 I'M RIGHT IN MY MOJO ZONE. 322 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,100 DON'T WORRY. I'M JUST HERE TO GET RUBY. 323 00:14:56,167 --> 00:14:58,133 AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ZONE 324 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,133 OR YOUR MOJO. 325 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,567 AND BY THE WAY, I HATE IT WHEN YOU USE THE WORD "MOJO." 326 00:15:02,634 --> 00:15:03,834 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 327 00:15:03,901 --> 00:15:05,767 I DON'T LIKE SOME OF THE WORDS YOU USE. 328 00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,400 LIKE, I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL A PICKLE A GHERKIN. 329 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:12,200 A GHERKIN IS A VERY SPECIAL PICKLE. 330 00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:15,067 CHERYL, CAN YOU PLEASE JUST BE MAD AT ME 331 00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:16,367 FOR ONE THING AT A TIME? 332 00:15:16,434 --> 00:15:18,901 OKAY. 333 00:15:18,968 --> 00:15:20,434 SIT DOWN. 334 00:15:22,934 --> 00:15:26,734 CHERYL, DID YOU EVER DO ANYTHING PERFECT? 335 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,167 I MARRIED YOU. 336 00:15:28,234 --> 00:15:30,601 I'M KIDDING. 337 00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:34,000 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. 338 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,434 THERE'S NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT ME, OKAY? 339 00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,400 I MEAN, I WAS NEVER THE CAPTAIN OF A FOOTBALL TEAM, 340 00:15:39,467 --> 00:15:42,601 I WASN'T THE KID WHO GOT STRAIGHT As AT SCHOOL. 341 00:15:42,667 --> 00:15:44,734 I MEAN, I EVEN REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME 342 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:47,100 IN MRS. PEARSON'S MATH CLASS, 343 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:50,100 THERE WAS THIS -- THIS BOY 344 00:15:50,167 --> 00:15:53,934 WHO GOT 100 ON EVERY TEST. 345 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,100 PERFECT. 100, CHERYL. 346 00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:59,634 AND I USED TO LOOK AT THAT TEST, 347 00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:01,200 THAT 100, 348 00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:03,234 AND I WOULD THINK TO MYSELF, 349 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:06,300 "BOY, I WISH I WAS THAT KID." 350 00:16:06,367 --> 00:16:10,367 I MEAN, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE CHINESE, 351 00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:15,200 BUT -- BUT DO YOU KINDA GET WHERE I'M GOING HERE, HONEY? 352 00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:16,267 I'M LISTENING. 353 00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,567 I'M A VERY LUCKY PERSON, 354 00:16:18,634 --> 00:16:20,334 BUT I WAS AN AVERAGE KID, 355 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,868 GREW UP TO BE AN AVERAGE MAN. 356 00:16:22,934 --> 00:16:26,000 BUT, CHERYL, TODAY... 357 00:16:26,067 --> 00:16:27,501 I GOT A SHOT! 358 00:16:27,567 --> 00:16:29,467 I GOT A SHOT HERE. 359 00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,300 I MEAN, I-I-I FEEL LIKE A KID WHO SUDDENLY -- 360 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,667 SUDDENLY HAS A CHANCE 361 00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:35,367 TO PITCH IN THE WORLD SERIES OR -- 362 00:16:35,434 --> 00:16:39,400 OR TO GO TO THE MOON OR TO BE KING OF THE UNITED STATES. 363 00:16:39,467 --> 00:16:42,634 WE HAVE PRESIDENTS, JIM. 364 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:46,033 I KNOW. I WANT TO BE KING! 365 00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:53,200 CHERYL, DO YOU REALIZE A 300 IN BOWLING IS A PERFECT SCORE? 366 00:16:53,267 --> 00:16:55,334 PERFECT, CHERYL. 367 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:59,400 AND ALL THEY CAN DO IS TIE ME. 368 00:16:59,467 --> 00:17:02,133 THEY CAN NEVER BEAT ME. 369 00:17:11,834 --> 00:17:13,367 I... 370 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,000 I-I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE RUBY HOME. 371 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,100 [ SIGHS ] 372 00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:27,133 SO, ALL THIS IS TO GET YOUR PICTURE ON THE WALL 373 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,834 WITH 7 FAT GUYS? 374 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,000 I'M GONNA MAKE IT 8. 375 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:57,133 I ONLY HAD TWO BEERS, OFFICER! 376 00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:01,467 LOUIS. ALL RIGHT. 377 00:18:01,534 --> 00:18:04,367 I CAME INTO YOUR OFFICE HERE TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP. 378 00:18:04,434 --> 00:18:06,934 MAN, WHAT TIME IS IT? 379 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,267 HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH THE POWER THING? 380 00:18:09,334 --> 00:18:11,434 THE WHITE MAN STILL HAS IT. 381 00:18:11,501 --> 00:18:13,167 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 382 00:18:13,234 --> 00:18:15,000 OH. OH. OH. OH. YOU MEAN THE SYSTEM? 383 00:18:15,067 --> 00:18:16,968 NO, MY SYSTEM'S STILL FRIED, MAN. 384 00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:19,601 AIN'T NOTHIN' HAPPENING TONIGHT, JIM. 385 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,801 [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT. 386 00:18:23,367 --> 00:18:24,667 I'M GOING. 387 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:25,901 WHAT, YOU'RE GIVING UP? 388 00:18:25,968 --> 00:18:29,367 YEAH, I GOT A WIFE AND FAMILY WAITING FOR ME AT HOME. 389 00:18:29,434 --> 00:18:32,567 AND I GOT A BEAUTIFUL WIFE WAITING FOR ME UP IN HEAVEN. 390 00:18:32,634 --> 00:18:35,167 WE'RE BOTH LUCKY THEN, HUH? 391 00:18:39,133 --> 00:18:44,133 YOU KNOW, LOUIS, I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT. 392 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,567 YES, YOU WERE. 393 00:18:49,267 --> 00:18:51,901 OKAY. 394 00:18:58,434 --> 00:19:00,167 CHERYL? 395 00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:03,868 HEY. 396 00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:07,567 I THOUGHT KYLE SHOULD SPEND HIS FIRST THANKSGIVING 397 00:19:07,634 --> 00:19:10,634 WATCHING HIS FATHER BOWL A PERFECT GAME. 398 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,434 THANKS. 399 00:19:15,467 --> 00:19:16,400 DO IT UP, JIM. 400 00:19:16,467 --> 00:19:18,467 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. GOOD LUCK, BIG JIM. 401 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,000 MMM. SMELLS DELICIOUS. 402 00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,100 I HAVEN'T HAD A THANKSGIVING DINNER SINCE -- SINCE -- 403 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:34,767 OH, I'M -- I'M SORRY. 404 00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,434 WHAT'S WRONG WITH LOUIS? 405 00:19:37,501 --> 00:19:39,167 BEATS ME. 406 00:19:46,901 --> 00:19:48,968 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. THANK YOU. 407 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,167 HA HA. 408 00:19:55,234 --> 00:19:56,400 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. 409 00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:58,367 THANK YOU, BABY. 410 00:20:00,801 --> 00:20:03,100 GOOD LUCK, DADDY. 411 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:35,100 YEAH! 412 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,934 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 413 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,434 YEAH! 414 00:20:38,501 --> 00:20:40,067 YES, BABY! 415 00:20:40,133 --> 00:20:41,734 WHO'S YOUR DADDY?! 416 00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:43,334 YOU ARE! 417 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,701 ALL RIGHT, CHAMP, 418 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:46,934 I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR PICTURE FOR THE WALL OF FAME 419 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,334 WITH MY DEAD WIFE'S CAMERA! 420 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,367 YES! 421 00:20:51,434 --> 00:20:52,801 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 422 00:20:52,868 --> 00:20:54,300 NO, NO, COME ON. EVERYBODY. 423 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:55,767 EVERYBODY, COME HERE. 424 00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,334 HEY, TONY, GRAB ME THAT LEG, WOULD YOU? 425 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:02,767 THERE YOU ARE, KYLE, ON YOUR FIRST THANKSGIVING! 426 00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:03,934 CHEESE! 427 00:21:06,901 --> 00:21:08,868 HONEY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS. 428 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:09,868 OHH. 429 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,534 I MEAN, THE CANDLES, THE DINNER. 430 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:13,601 YOU'RE JUST, LIKE, THE GREATEST WIFE EVER. 431 00:21:13,667 --> 00:21:15,701 WAIT. GOOD-LUCK KISS. 432 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,300 OHH. 433 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,033 GO GET 'EM. OKAY. 434 00:21:24,734 --> 00:21:26,767 FIRE! 435 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:31,367 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29199

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