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I can't believe it. I'm married
six years and I'm still happy.
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You're lucky. I think
Louise is cheating on me.
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We're not cheating.
We're just good friends.
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- Look, he's worried.
- He's joking!
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Wait a minute.
Pull the cab over.
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- This ain't the address.
- Be quiet!
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Sammy! Tony!
Who's that singing?
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- Sounds like Vicki.
- That is Vicki.
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We'll get off here, cabbie.
George, pay the man.
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- What!
- $1.80.
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$ 1.80?
Your meter broken?
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Fellas.
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- It's her.
- Would you look at that?
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It's her.
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♪ Here in your arms
I'm wealthy tonight
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♪ When youth has its fling
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♪ Love is the thing
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♪ While lovers fight for power
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♪ We can...
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♪ Walk among the flowers
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They were the unhappiest
couple I ever knew.
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And the happiest.
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I thought the third time
they would have made it.
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♪ Love for you and me
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Vicki and Charley.
Now there's a story.
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I never told you this?
I'm sure I told you.
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I'm gonna tell you the story,
and you're gonna think I'm making it up.
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But I swear this is
exactly how it happened.
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It all started on a warm
June night, 1948.
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My friend, Charley Pearl, had
just announced his engagement...
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to the daughter of the most
important producer in Hollywood.
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Now, for a struggling
comic like myself...
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this was a rare chance to get into
a big-time Hollywood mansion...
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for which I otherwise
would've had no chance at all.
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For Charley it was the beginning
of the biggest roller coaster ride...
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in the history
of modern romance.
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Adele Horner was
a new type dame for Charley.
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She had class, education.
Nice girl.
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You're the only woman
in the world for me, Adele.
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In the whole world?
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In as many worlds as they got.
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But me and the guys couldn't get
over Charley getting married.
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Here he is,
a good-looking guy...
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with millions coming in from
the family toothpaste business.
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To small-time
bachelors like us...
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Charley Pearl was a god.
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Five feet from
where we're sitting...
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there are three directors
I would sell my mother to meet.
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- You sold your mother last year.
- They returned her.
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Don't ever be funnier
than me, sweetheart.
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He's not in love with her.
I'll tell you that.
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How do you know?
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Well, he might love her.
But he's not hot for her.
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So the hors d'oeuvres are hot.
Isn't that enough?
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Why's he marrying her?
It's not as ifhe needs money.
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She doesn't need his,
so I trust her.
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For Charley that's
a hard thing to find.
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Charley, let's not get
married unless it's forever.
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I'm spoiled rotten.
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And I wouldn't know how
to handle disappointment.
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Every woman
I have ever been with...
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has made her living
from disappointments.
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I need somebody good and
solid to keep me in check.
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I'll hold you to that, Charley.
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I'll never let you out
of my sight.
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Bite my mouth.
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Go on.
Bite it hard.
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No, Charley.
I don't want to hurt you.
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You don't get it, Adele.
I like it when it hurts.
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Ahem.
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I'm sorry to intrude.
But your father...
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would like a few moments
with Mr. Pearl.
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Don't look so worried.
He already said yes.
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He's been known
to change his mind.
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It's too late.
I already made up mine.
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Sit down, Charley.
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Thank you, sir.
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- Cigar?
- No, thank you.
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- Brandy?
- Not for me.
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Is it true you don't
smoke or drink?
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Stains the teeth.
That's what my father taught me.
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Makes you look impressive.
That's what my father taught me.
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No vices at all, Charley?
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Oh sure. All the ones
that don't stain the teeth.
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Well, you got nice teeth.
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How would you
characterize yourself?
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As a playboy?
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I prefer the word
"sportsman."
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You don't give a damn
about impressing me...
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- do you, Charley?
- I'm trying like hell to make
a good impression on you.
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But you know
everything about me.
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I spotted those two
private detectives...
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you've had tailing me
for the last month.
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Sure I play the horses,
bet on football, baseball...
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anything that moves or rolls.
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I've been out with every starlet
from Paramount to Warner Brothers...
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and I've had
a dandy time doing it.
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But, that was
before I met Adele.
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Is it having 30 million dollars
that makes you so cocky?
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No, I don't think I'm cocky.
A little stupid, sometimes.
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No, I don't think you are.
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Fact is, I don't know
what the hell you are.
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Why did you pick Adele?
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There's a thousand better
looking women you could have
by just snapping your finger.
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I don't think you appreciate
your own daughter's qualities.
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She's got style.
She's got class.
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Adele is a thoroughbred.
That's something I know about.
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We're not trading
horses here, Charley.
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We're talking about my one
and only daughter, Adele.
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Now what is it you really want?
To produce movies?
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Produce movies?
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No, I'd miss too
many ball games.
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We've talked about
everything except hard work.
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Exactly how much schooling
have you had?
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I went to a few Harvard
and Yale football games.
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Look, let's face it.
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I'm not ambitious.
I don't have to be.
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You know, my mother walked
out on us when I was three.
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Never saw her again.
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So my old man
gave me everything...
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except the mother
I didn't have.
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I love that old guy.
I'm gonna pay him back...
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by settling down.
My father made me rich.
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Now I want to make him happy.
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You're good, Charley.
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You use charm...
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like a dealer uses
a fresh deck.
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There isn't an
ambitious writer...
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actor or director out there...
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who wouldn't sell
his soul to marry Adele.
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But you present
a problem to me...
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because you're lazy
and you're independent.
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How am I going to
control you, Charley?
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You can't.
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But Adele, she can
make me do handstands.
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There are two things in this
world that matter to me.
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My daughter and my studio.
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You hurt my studio
and I kill you.
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You hurt my daughter...
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and you'll pray
for me to kill you.
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Don't give it a thought, sir.
I'm not a praying man.
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Okay, two days later
we were headed for what was then...
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just a little dusty town
called Las Vegas.
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We were throwing Charley
a bachelor party.
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A three-day orgy at the
Pick-A-Daisy Ranch...
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where all the Daisys
wore D-cups.
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"She loves me, she loves me not"
was the house game.
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By the time Charley
went on his honeymoon...
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we'd have Adele carrying
him across the threshold.
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Did I tell you clowns Esther
Williams likes one of my songs?
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Hey, that's terrific!
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- MGM wants her to sing it
in her next picture.
- Where, underwater?
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Shut up, you.
What song?
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D Haven't we met before
Haven't we met before dd
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Wait a minute. That's my song.
You promised that to me.
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So now I promised MGM.
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Since when does friendship
come before career?
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You little shit. In two years
I'll be MGM's hottest star.
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Esther Williams will do a
backstroke in my bathtub to
get me in one ofher pictures.
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And you will kiss my ass
before I do one of your songs.
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I'll kiss it now.
I'm not proud. Bend over.
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You can't do no Esther Williams
picture. You can't swim.
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- How do you know?
- You never go near the water
because you wear the toupee.
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I wear a toupee, you fuckhead?
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You know, I love this guy.
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- He manages the worst
baseball team in the minors.
- I'm sorry?
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Finishes last
three years in a row.
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- Four!
- Four years in a row!
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Now he knows everything
about show business.
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I know umpires making
20 bucks a month...
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- better rugs on their heads.
- Mr. Pineapple Head.
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- Pineapple head?
- Can I say something, George?
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You're very boring.
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You want to hang out with us,
get snappier dialogue.
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I don't hear Charley coming
up with any snappier dialogue.
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- That's different. Charley's rich.
- Hey, hey!
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I don't mind if Charley bores us.
Is this fun?
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Is this the best time
you ever had in your life?
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Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half
funny guys who treat you like an equal.
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We pretend that we
enjoy your company.
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Why do we treat you...
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like an equal?
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- Because I pay for everything.
- Exactly.!
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You see. The first thing
he grabs is his hair.
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I always do this.
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Hey, buddy.
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- How long's it going to take?
- You want it fast or
do you want it to last?
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I'll write the lyrics.
Just fix the tire.
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Adele, we have a bad connection.
I miss you too, honey.
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I still say
he's not hot for her.
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About 40 miles outside of Vegas.
I'm going to drop these guys
off and head back tonight.
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I just miss you too much.
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What did he say? Birds were chirping.
I couldn't hear that.
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I love you.
Bye, honey.
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He's joking, that's what it is.
He's joking. Charley.
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Don't tell jokes. You're not funny.
We're funny, not you.
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It's no joke.
I'm going back.
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Aw, Charley!
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I'll take you there.
I'll pay for the weekend.
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- I'm going back to L.A. Tonight.
- Charley.
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- I miss her, guys.
- Tell him what he's missing.
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On my mother's life,
these are not women, they're goddesses.
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- Am I lying, Sammy?
- Goddesses, Charley.
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Any of them could marry a prince
or a duke if they could get to Europe.
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Big women, six-two, six-three.
There were 12 of them.
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It's like a mountain of tits.
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Hey, the tire, the tire!
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You guys don't get it.
I'm getting married in six days.
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I'm tired of screwing around. That's
all I've been doing my whole life.
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Can I ask you a question?
Are you hot for Adele?
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I just got finished telling you,
I'm nuts for her.
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We're not talking about nuts.
Nuts is a different topic.
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We are now talking about hot.
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- Hot!
- Different than nuts.
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I've had hot before.
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Hot always got me into trouble.
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Hot always cost me a bundle
of dough and a kick in the ass.
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- I want a woman I can depend on.
- Why can't you have both?
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Because you can't.
You ever hear of crimes of passion?
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A hot woman
screws up your mind.
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Guy sees the woman
he's in love with...
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in bed with another guy,
he writes her off.
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- He catches some guy screwing
the woman he's hot for...
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She's done!
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We did talk Charley
into stopping for a few drinks...
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figuring we could persuade him
tojoin us at the Pick-A-Daisy.
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You can lead
a man in love to water...
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but you gotta drag him
to horse around.
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Dd
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Feeling lucky.!
Feeling lucky.!
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Watch your hands.!
Keep your hands back.!
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He's on the phone again.
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We should have killed
this romance when it started.
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A man in love is a man
who dumps his friends.
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I'm going to miss Charley.
236
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,660
Fellas, I have found
the one girl in a million.
237
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,371
You ask me if I'm hot for her,
I'm better than hot.
238
00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,542
I am crazy, nuts,
absolutely insane for her.
239
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:45,504
That's great. Maybe one day
you'll be hot for her, too.
240
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:50,718
And now here's a young lady
I know you're going to enjoy.
241
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,222
Adele wants to put
my picture on the ceiling...
242
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,267
so it's the first thing
she sees in the morning.
243
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,687
I wish we didn't have
to wait six day...
244
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,950
♪ Birds do it
245
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,619
♪ Bees do it
246
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:22,124
♪ Even educated fleas do it
247
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,127
♪ Let's do it
248
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,631
♪ Let's fall in love
249
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,260
Sometimes it's good to wait.
250
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,476
- Who is that?
- For example.
251
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,480
♪ Let's do it Let's do it
252
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,566
Who is she, Sammy?
253
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,277
Must be a new kid.
Never saw her before.
254
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:57,826
♪ The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it
255
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:02,414
♪ Not to mention the Finns
256
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:08,003
♪ Folks in Siam do it
257
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,006
♪ Think of Siamese twins
258
00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,802
dSome Argentines...
259
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,930
Nice body.
Right, Charley?
260
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,015
She's um...
261
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,142
She's got, um...
262
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,186
Good phrasing.
263
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,856
- Her phrasing, it's good.
- First thing I noticed
when she came out.
264
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,359
Let's hear her phrase
a little more.
265
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,277
One more song?
266
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,865
One song, one encore,
one reprise. That's it.
267
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,870
♪ Electric eels
I might add, do it
268
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:47,501
♪ Although it shocks them
I know
269
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:53,173
♪ Why ask if shad do it
270
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,342
♪ Oh waiter bring me shad roe
271
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:59,138
dln shallow shoal
272
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,182
♪ English soles do it
273
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:08,188
♪ Goldfish in the privacy
of bowls do it
274
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,524
♪ Let's do it
275
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:15,821
♪ Let's fall...
276
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,032
♪ In love
277
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,908
♪ Come on, baby
278
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,037
♪ There's not much to it
279
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,497
♪ Just come along with me boy
280
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,833
♪ And get right down to it
281
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:32,421
♪ Let's fall...
282
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,424
♪ In love
283
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,597
♪ Let's just do it
284
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,434
♪ Let's just do it
285
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,898
♪ Love'll come later
286
00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:01,033
♪ Feels so good
287
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,410
♪ Yeah
288
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:10,209
Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Vicki Anderson.
289
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,294
I gotta get going.
290
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,296
Charley, where's your manners?
291
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,966
Tell the lady how much
you appreciate her phrasing.
292
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,262
♪ Murder, he says d
293
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,225
Sammy, ask if the lady will join
some admirers for a drink.
294
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,478
- Phil...
- She'd get a kick out of meeting you.
295
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,314
- Okay, Sam?
- Can do.
296
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,110
If the man says
"can do," can do!
297
00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,154
♪ Is that the
language of love
298
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,492
♪ ls there something he said
299
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,954
♪ Takes me in his arms
is there something he said
300
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,624
♪ The meaning ofhis charms
is there something he said
301
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:55,921
♪ ls that the language oflove
302
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,509
No good. Bad idea.
No can do.
303
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,804
What do you mean?
She won't have a drink with us?
304
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,433
- She's seeing a guy. She's spoke for.
- Let me talk to her.
305
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,476
- Leave it to me.
- Forget it!
306
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,109
She's Bugsy Siegel's girl.
307
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,533
- That name was not mentioned.
- Let's go.
308
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,660
What's wrong with asking her
to have one drink?
309
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,705
Nothin'. So they'll bury
us all in the same box.
310
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,541
Pay the check.
Leave a very big tip.
311
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,379
- I just want to say hello.
- Without a tongue?
312
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,132
They don't call Bugsy "Bugsy"
'cause he's friendly.
313
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,968
- Grab his arms.
- Come on.
314
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,721
Don't look back.
They got cameras in the ceiling.
315
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,806
You don't think that girl
has something special?
316
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,143
You're just nervous. Suddenly,
any gorgeous girl looks good.
317
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,313
You don't think
that girl is beautiful?
318
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,232
I thought she was
a little common.
319
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,194
Adele is pretty.
This girl...
320
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:06,658
♪ ... Will bring on
nobody's murder but his own
321
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,827
Hard to say.
322
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,038
Charley, you gotta
come with us.
323
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,540
- We need you for the group discount.
- Get in the car.
324
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,751
It's too late to
make it back to L.A.
325
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,170
Give the girls
at the ranch a break.
326
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,589
- I want to get back to Adele.
- Charley!
327
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,925
- Bust a couple of broncos for me.
- See ya at the altar.
328
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,927
Can you spot me a twenty?
329
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,930
You're a lucky man to have
a real lady waiting for you.
330
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,682
Poor slobs like us...
331
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,559
we've got to kill three days
humping 12 crazy amazons!
332
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,603
See ya later, Charley.
333
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,940
- It's only a dime to change your mind.
- Knock 'em dead.
334
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,735
- We miss you already. Come on.
- We'll mail you the bill.
335
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,572
♪ He said get in the groove
336
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:49,118
dHe said keep on the move
337
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,079
- ♪ He says murder d
- Murder!
338
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,039
- Murder!
- Murder!
339
00:22:54,123 --> 00:23:00,963
♪ Murder, murder, murder
that's what he said
340
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,818
Is that clock right?
1:30?
341
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,446
Guess so.
342
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,615
You're the first one in Vegas
who ever asked me the time.
343
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,909
Another
two-cents-plain?
344
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,620
Sure.
Why not?
345
00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,005
How ya doin', Charley?
346
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,306
Well, I'm doin'
just fine, thanks.
347
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,477
Lady's talkin' to me, chief.
348
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,313
Oh, oh!
349
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,649
My name is Charley, too.
350
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,987
Honest.
351
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,325
I saw your show.
352
00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,786
All three shows,
as a matter of fact.
353
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,706
- You're very good.
- The lady likes to drink alone.
354
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,710
Why don't you show her
a little professional courtesy, Charley?
355
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:26,340
I'm not trying to pick you up.
I'm getting married in six days.
356
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,677
I couldn't be happier for you.
Do we have any peanuts?
357
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,637
Yeah.
358
00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,725
- Thanks.
- Yes, sir...
359
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,061
finally gonna tie the old knot.
360
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,313
Never thought it
would happen to me.
361
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,315
I'm up here on
a bachelor party.
362
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,236
Quiet party.
363
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:51,156
I left early. Me and the guys,
we really went wild.
364
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,034
I was going to drive back
to L.A., but I decided...
365
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,371
to stay and see your last show.
366
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,708
Is there an album of yours
that I could buy?
367
00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:05,379
Because if there isn't, then
somebody better open their eyes...
368
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:08,424
because I think you have
one hell of a future.
369
00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,719
- You in show business?
- No, toothpaste.
370
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:15,389
No wonder you smile so much.
371
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,183
My name's Pearl...
Charley Pearl.
372
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,269
Gus, got a talker down here.
373
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,604
I'm in the columns
now and then.
374
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,774
Really?
Selling toothpaste?
375
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,069
I race cars, speedboats...
376
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,113
play a little polo.
377
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,866
You like polo?
378
00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,535
I would have thought a guy
getting married in six days...
379
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,537
would behave himself.
380
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,540
- Am I out of line?
- Your foot's on the edge, pal.
381
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,419
Excuse me.
This section just closed.
382
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:49,381
Move to the other end of the bar,
we'd be glad to pick up your tab.
383
00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:53,719
- Have I offended someone?
- I don't own this hotel.
384
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,555
See, no one's complaining.
385
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,767
Look, I asked you nice once.
Second time gets ugly.
386
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,810
He's harmless, Gus.
387
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,812
He's getting married
in six days.
388
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,815
I just want to make sure
the guy shows up.
389
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,651
You got two minutes
to finish your drink.
390
00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,112
Then you run out of'em.
391
00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,996
Those guys must think
you're pretty important.
392
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,249
- My fan club.
- Listen...
393
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,795
I know some influential
people in your business.
394
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,130
Is there any way
they could sort of...
395
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:33,175
- get in contact with you?
- Nope.
396
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,344
Don't go yet.
397
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,262
Don't touch, Charley.
398
00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,848
Those guys know how
to turn wives into widows.
399
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,351
I mean it when
I say you're good.
400
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,978
You should be making records,
playing big clubs.
401
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,314
You should be in the movies.
402
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:51,151
Charley, I'm gonna save your life.
403
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,195
Do you know who I am?
404
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,531
Yeah, Bugsy Siegel's
girlfriend.
405
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,992
If they hear you call him Bugsy,
they'll turn you...
406
00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,328
into a roulette wheel.
407
00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,622
I'm not brave
and I'm not stupid.
408
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,833
I've got 30 seconds
to finish my drink...
409
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,502
before they show me the door.
410
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,339
Is there any way I could
see you later on tonight?
411
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,345
Sure, if you don't mind
looking up from a grave.
412
00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,473
Just tell me where to go.
413
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,227
Charley Pearl!
414
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,521
The toothpaste king!
415
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:32,860
Why do you want to die if
you're worth 40 million bucks?
416
00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:36,196
30 million,
and I don't want to die.
417
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,365
I just want to
see you later on.
418
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:39,908
Why?
419
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:45,539
Some things are worth
risking your life for.
420
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,836
You have five seconds
to make up your mind.
421
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,425
No. What is
wrong with me?
422
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,555
They'll kill us both
ifhe catches us.
423
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:06,226
Makes life interesting,
doesn't it?
424
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,272
Five Yucca Ridge Road.
425
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,524
Don't come if
the porch light is on.
426
00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:16,070
I'll leave the side window open.
I must be crazy.!
427
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,283
I've had enough.
I loved the show.
428
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,577
Next time, I'll bring
the wife and kids.
429
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,038
I know the way out.
430
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:34,046
Jesus, the creeps
they let in this joint!
431
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:51,105
Now, Charley's brain
knew that what he was doin'...
432
00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:54,274
was dumb and dangerous.
433
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:59,238
The problem was, his brain
was no longer drivin'the bus.
434
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,827
Charley was about to break
the two golden rules:
435
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,288
One, never fool around
with a gangster's girl.
436
00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:12,835
And two, never fool around
with a gangster's girl.
437
00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,591
Where are you?
438
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,844
Pulling down the shade
would be a smart move.
439
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,347
Right.
440
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,859
Hi.
441
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,487
Okay, so you're here.
What do you want?
442
00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:43,323
I thought maybe we'd talk.
443
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:45,367
About what?
444
00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,370
I mean... what do
you mean, about what?
445
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:52,499
I'm risking a bullet in my head
to come see you.
446
00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,878
I got the impression that
you want to see me, too.
447
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,130
So, what do you want to do?
448
00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:01,342
Well, a drink would be nice.
449
00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,886
Soft music maybe.
450
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,971
About my career.
451
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:11,185
Oh.
452
00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,021
Well, uh, I meant what I said.
453
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,523
I could introduce you
to some influential people.
454
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:19,902
More important
than Benny Siegel?
455
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,988
Well...
456
00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:25,574
without those two gorillas,
Benny Siegel...
457
00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:28,994
isn't anymore important than...
the doorman.
458
00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,205
Doormen open doors, Charley.
459
00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,833
Judging from your looks
and this bungalow...
460
00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,836
I think he had something
else in mind, don't you?
461
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,172
And I suppose you don't.
462
00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,550
He gave you this job.
But I don't think...
463
00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:46,553
he's really going to
push your career.
464
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,264
Whereas I am prepared
to pick up this phone...
465
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,726
and get you an appointment
with Decca Records.
466
00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,187
Why would you do that for me?
467
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,564
Why did you
leave the window open?
468
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:04,697
I don't know.
I don't know.
469
00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:08,575
Besides, Benny's gettin'
ready to dump me.
470
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,747
That's what he went
to pick up in Chicago.
471
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,089
Look, I gotta tell you this.
472
00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:26,135
I couldn't take my eyes
off you in that club.
473
00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,220
When I was sitting
next to you...
474
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,306
I had to fight to keep
my hands off you.
475
00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:43,902
You know, sometimes
something strange...
476
00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,947
something special happens
between a man and woman.
477
00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:50,492
She may not be right for him,
or he for her, but...
478
00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,619
it happens anyway.
479
00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,789
And there's not a damn thing
either one can do about it.
480
00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:59,585
Are you laughing at me?
481
00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,421
Yeah.
482
00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,840
But don't go away.
483
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,261
On the other hand, Adele...
484
00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:12,348
the woman I'm suppose
to be married to...
485
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,184
she is the absolute
right woman for me.
486
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,687
Lucky Adele.
487
00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:23,817
Except I don't wanna...
488
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:27,363
devour every inch
of her flesh...
489
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,199
the way I want to do right now.
490
00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:37,664
- Know what I'm talking about?
- Shut up, Charley.
491
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,652
Oh, you smell so good.
492
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,409
It's Benny.
I've got to answer it.
493
00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,411
Forget about him.
494
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,664
You gotta let me up.
495
00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,916
He'll kill us both
if I don't answer.
496
00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,047
Hello.
497
00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:30,426
Hello?
Benny, hi!
498
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:34,388
No, I was just working
out on the floor.
499
00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,056
I just...
500
00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:38,267
I know you'll be home
in a few days, and I...
501
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,561
just wanted to
get in shape for you.
502
00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:44,440
Me, too, babe.
Oh, with my heart.
503
00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:48,610
Okay, sure.
Bye.
504
00:33:53,282 --> 00:33:57,202
- He has somebody new, all right.
- Forget about him.
505
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,292
She was workin' out
on the floor.
506
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,879
What did this guy look like?
507
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,049
Pretty, flashy smile.
508
00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:13,093
A country club shithead.
509
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:16,597
This is very
disappointin' to me.
510
00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:21,393
You know what I mean?
511
00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:27,566
Ooo. You're an animal.
512
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,736
You leave some pretty good
teeth marks, yourself.
513
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:38,077
That girl you're marrying?
What's her name?
514
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,165
Um...
515
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,167
Adele!
516
00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:50,464
Tell her she's going to have a short,
but happy, life.
517
00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:56,261
I once swung at a golf ball
and thought I missed it...
518
00:34:56,345 --> 00:35:00,683
until I look up and I see
it climbing in the sky...
519
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,852
two hundred yards away,
still climbing.
520
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,689
And then it drops...
521
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,983
on the green
two inches from the pin.
522
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:13,654
That is the only time
I've ever felt...
523
00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:17,199
anything perfect
in my whole life...
524
00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,703
until right now.
525
00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:27,543
That's the first time
I ever felt like a golf ball.
526
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:32,172
I've gotta see you again.
We've gotta work it out.
527
00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:37,386
That's not my problem, Charley.
528
00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,388
Ah!
529
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,850
You'll have to take
that up with Bugsy.
530
00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:46,895
That's the first time
you've ever called me Bugsy.
531
00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,901
- Oh, my God.
- Um...
532
00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:56,196
- Well...
- This is bad. This is so bad.
533
00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:02,870
I couldn't see much,
but it didn't sound good.
534
00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:05,581
- Benny, listen to me.
- Call me Bugsy.
535
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,250
Benny'd be an insult to me now.
536
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:11,545
Mr. Siegel,
this is all my fault.
537
00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:13,714
She turned me down at the bar.
538
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:17,343
I followed her car out here
and broke into this room.
539
00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,429
I forced her, I swear to God.
540
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:24,099
You know, I believe
this to be true...
541
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:27,394
'cause Vicki would never
do such a thing, not to me.
542
00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,940
And so you won, huh?
543
00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:34,943
Gee...
544
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:38,405
you must've ripped
her clothes right off.
545
00:36:38,489 --> 00:36:40,407
You dragged her
into this bed, right?
546
00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:42,534
- Right.
- I bet she kicked and screamed.
547
00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:46,246
She must have begged you!
And you said what?
548
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:50,042
You said, "Shut up, baby,
'cause I'm takin' what I want."
549
00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,461
Right. That's exactly what I said.
550
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,923
Is that right, sweetheart?
Is that the way he did it?
551
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,926
Uh, yeah, I guess.
I mean...
552
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:02,262
No, I'm... I'm so scared
I don't know what to say.
553
00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:06,809
Gee, this is some ordeal.
554
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,896
You know what I don't get?
555
00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,440
- What's your name?
- Charley.
556
00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,776
What I don't get is why?
557
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,278
You knew she was my girl.
558
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:23,075
You knew what would happen
if you got caught.
559
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:26,495
And you were that hot to trot?
560
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,498
You were that hot
to get into her pants?
561
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,418
That what?
Charley!
562
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:36,422
Well, I, uh...
I, uh...
563
00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:39,842
I must've been drunk...
too much celebrating.
564
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,302
I was out here on
my bachelor party.
565
00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:45,014
Right. I heard that.
566
00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:48,142
Gettin' married, huh?
That's nice.
567
00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:52,980
- Congratulations, Charley.
- Thank you.
568
00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:01,697
You must be as embarrassed
about this as I am, right?
569
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:06,326
Yes, this...
this is embarrassing.
570
00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:09,455
All right.
571
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,707
I'll tell you what.
572
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,876
Why don't you
both get dressed...
573
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,337
'cause I think we have to talk.
574
00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:19,840
Let's get an ice cream soda
somewhere, shall we?
575
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,471
Hmm.
576
00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:28,557
What'd you say your old man
would pay for you, Charley?
577
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,559
Pay for me?
578
00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:33,187
- You mean, as in ransom?
- Naw.
579
00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:36,398
This ain't no kidnap.
This is a probable cement job.
580
00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,567
Couple of million, you think?
581
00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,405
I would like to avoid
involving my father.
582
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:46,075
- He's very old, very sick.
- I see.
583
00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:48,535
But I'll give you
whatever I have.
584
00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:51,497
Then you're gonna pay
for Vicki, too?
585
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:54,249
You two going Dutch?
586
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,211
- Come on.
- Benny, I'm sorry.
587
00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,880
- I really am sorry.
- Oh, ho-ho.
588
00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:02,925
Hey, baby, level with me.
589
00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:06,345
Is he really an animal
like you said?
590
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,516
Well, uh, that was
just something to say.
591
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:14,853
- I mean...
- Ha, ha, ha!
592
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,734
What's so funny, Charley?
593
00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:23,862
- Oh, no.
- I'm so scared!
594
00:39:24,947 --> 00:39:27,741
I mean, I'm really...
595
00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:29,785
I'm really scared.
596
00:39:29,827 --> 00:39:32,413
I don't think I've ever
been this scared...
597
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,457
in my whole life.
598
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:38,627
That's good.
You just relax, buddy.
599
00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:41,380
'Cause you'll stop
laughing real quick.
600
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,765
Wake up.
601
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,143
Mr. Siegel has
a job for you.
602
00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:57,604
- Where are we?
- My problem is this.
603
00:39:57,688 --> 00:40:02,609
Vicki was on
her way out anyway.
604
00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:04,987
She was a good kid.
605
00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,406
And I always figured
I'd set her up...
606
00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:10,743
a little business somewhere,
a few bucks in her account.
607
00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:13,954
Two years with Benny,
huh, baby?
608
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:18,917
Entitles you to a little
security, don't you think?
609
00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:22,171
I'll make out, I swear.
610
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,757
On the other hand,
if a guy screws my girl...
611
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,343
he's gotta pay for her.
612
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:31,638
So why not pay both
bills at the same time?
613
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:36,143
Come here.
614
00:40:38,354 --> 00:40:40,439
You marry her, Charley.
615
00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:42,816
That takes care ofher security.
616
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,943
And she marries you.
617
00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:48,030
Then I fucked up your life,
'cause she's no damn good.
618
00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,991
Everybody gets something this way, see?
619
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:55,162
That's how I've run the biggest
hotel in Las Vegas, Charley.
620
00:40:55,204 --> 00:40:57,539
Bobby, you want to hit it?
621
00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,792
You gotta be kidding me.
622
00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,503
I can't marry her.
I'm marrying somebody else.
623
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,130
I know, the Hollywood
big shot's daughter.
624
00:41:05,214 --> 00:41:07,800
After he reads
the morning papers...
625
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,552
he's gonna cancel the caterers.
626
00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,721
Vicki, come on.
627
00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:14,807
Take the arm of your animal.
628
00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,684
Come on.
629
00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:19,645
- Step up to the altar.
- This is crazy!
630
00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,563
This is what?
631
00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:25,359
- It's not that.
We don't have a wedding license.
- No.
632
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:28,362
It's okay.
I own the chapel.
633
00:41:28,404 --> 00:41:30,906
- We don't have a ring.
- No, we don't.
634
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,660
Ah!
635
00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,711
Uh, uh...
636
00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:46,046
- What?
- Can I see your hand?
637
00:41:46,088 --> 00:41:48,048
Anything here with your size?
638
00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:51,051
- Try this one.
- That doesn't fit. I can tell by...
639
00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:55,055
- Give me that one back.
- That's not the one.
640
00:41:55,139 --> 00:41:57,057
- I've got it on my finger.
- That's mine.
641
00:41:57,141 --> 00:41:59,351
- That's the one I give you.
- This one isn't right.
642
00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:01,353
We're just workin' out
the ring thing.
643
00:42:01,437 --> 00:42:03,856
Got it.
644
00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:11,447
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
645
00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:15,534
take Charles for your
lawful wedded husband?
646
00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:21,373
I'm sorry,
we can't hear in the back.
647
00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:24,585
Speak up, dear.
648
00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,088
Uh, she did.
649
00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:30,132
And do you,
Charles Raymond Pearl...
650
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,426
take Victoria to be your
lawfully wedded wife...
651
00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:35,929
for as long as you
both shall live?
652
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,602
It... It's not
that you're, uh...
653
00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,104
I really think
that you're, uh...
654
00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:46,648
The thing is, that...
655
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,320
Yeah, I do.
656
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,739
- Did you hear that?
- Perfectly.
657
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:56,116
With the power vested in me...
658
00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,329
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
659
00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,793
Hey, no kiss?
660
00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,836
Where's the kiss?
661
00:43:07,878 --> 00:43:12,341
We've seen the other stuff.
We want to see a little kiss.
662
00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:25,312
D
663
00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:36,615
Rush it. I want to make
that early edition.
664
00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:38,826
No problem.
665
00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,537
You know what, Charley?
666
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:44,123
I got a feeling one day
you're gonna wish...
667
00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:46,458
we gave you that cement job.
668
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:50,045
I just said to the guys yesterday...
669
00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:52,172
"Hot always gets you
into trouble."
670
00:43:52,256 --> 00:43:55,384
When you're hot, you can bet
it's gonna screw up your life.
671
00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,469
I didn't rape you.
672
00:43:57,553 --> 00:44:00,514
I just left
the window open a little.
673
00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:03,851
It's too bad you don't have
the balls you had last night.
674
00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:07,146
Did I blame you?
It's my mistake.
675
00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:10,649
- I'm the one that made the first move.
- Gee, thanks.
676
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:13,068
Are you always gonna be...
677
00:44:13,152 --> 00:44:15,571
this cheerful in the morning?
678
00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:18,741
What mornings? This is
the first morning and the last.
679
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:21,035
What I said last night
was the truth.
680
00:44:21,118 --> 00:44:23,537
It was the greatest
experience of my life.
681
00:44:23,579 --> 00:44:26,707
I want you. I just don't
want to be married to you.
682
00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:29,168
I cannot believe
that I'm driving around...
683
00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,503
in a brand-new
Packard convertible...
684
00:44:31,587 --> 00:44:35,007
married to a man worth millions,
and I want to throw up!
685
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,426
I was the only one having
a good time last night?
686
00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:40,429
- Maybe.
- Do you always moan, scream...
687
00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:43,390
and drive your fingernails into
somebody you're bored with?
688
00:44:43,474 --> 00:44:47,227
No, I really had
a terrific time last night.
689
00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:50,230
It's just that I haven't
been happy since we got married.
690
00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:53,108
We'll get it annulled as
soon as we get back to L.A.
691
00:44:53,192 --> 00:44:55,569
Fast enough for you, lover boy?
692
00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:58,947
No, we can do it quicker.
693
00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:02,201
I have a lawyer in Palm Springs.
We'll be there in 20 minutes.
694
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:06,580
Fine. Does breakfast
go with that?
695
00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:08,707
Look, I'll make good.
696
00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,918
I'll come up with a settlement.
697
00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:13,796
10, 20 thousand...
whatever you want.
698
00:45:16,632 --> 00:45:20,219
Don't treat me like
a bimbo, Charley.
699
00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:23,722
It's my wedding day.
700
00:45:23,806 --> 00:45:25,766
I'm sorry.
701
00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:30,396
I didn't mean to...
I'm really sorry.
702
00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:43,117
Oh, shit!
703
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,161
Wow!
704
00:45:46,245 --> 00:45:48,956
I've never been on
the front page before.
705
00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:52,459
Could I have a few
to send to my family?
706
00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:56,922
"Heir forsakes studio princess
for lounge singer."
707
00:45:57,006 --> 00:45:59,008
Those'll do.
708
00:46:00,384 --> 00:46:03,762
I wonder what it would cost
to buy every copy in L.A.?
709
00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:08,517
If she loves you,
she'll wait for you.
710
00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:14,606
Her father's probably
waiting for me, too.
711
00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:16,608
I wish I was dead.
712
00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:18,193
Thanks.
713
00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:23,782
Hey.!
714
00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:28,370
- You coming?
- I don't think so.
715
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:35,294
Where are you gonna go?
716
00:46:35,377 --> 00:46:39,506
You don't have any money,
a car, any clothes.
717
00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:42,509
Come on.
I'll set you up in L.A.
718
00:46:42,593 --> 00:46:45,637
You know,
you guys are all alike.
719
00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:50,684
There are two things
I'm gonna do from now on...
720
00:46:50,726 --> 00:46:53,562
I'm gonna earn my own living...
721
00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:56,357
and I'm gonna
keep my window shut.
722
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,234
So long, Charley.
723
00:47:06,909 --> 00:47:09,203
Three months!
724
00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:12,581
You want Adele Horner
to wait three months...
725
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:16,043
until you get annulled from
some cheap, blonde bombshell...
726
00:47:16,085 --> 00:47:18,420
bimbo cocktail waitress?
727
00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:21,173
She's not a cocktail waitress.
She sings with a band.
728
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,676
I've been trying to tell you...
729
00:47:23,759 --> 00:47:26,220
we did not get married
of our own free will!
730
00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:29,348
We were kidnapped and forced
to get married at gunpoint.
731
00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:31,517
At gunpoint?
732
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,894
What is that, a new crime wave?
733
00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:36,605
They grab people on the street
and make them get married?
734
00:47:36,689 --> 00:47:39,024
I warned you about him,
didn't I?
735
00:47:39,108 --> 00:47:42,778
Nobody gets forced to get married
at gunpoint except hillbillies.
736
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:47,449
And you're no hillbilly, you pervert
polo-playing goddamn playboy!
737
00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:51,745
- Do I look stupid?
Do I look like a schmuck?
- No, sir.
738
00:47:51,829 --> 00:47:55,040
Bugsy Siegel may be crazy.
But stupid, he's not.
739
00:47:55,124 --> 00:47:58,252
Those people out there
kill for power, money!
740
00:47:58,335 --> 00:48:00,587
But this thing
he did for revenge.
741
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:03,716
For talking to his ex-girlfriend
he might break your legs.
742
00:48:03,799 --> 00:48:06,552
- You got broken legs, Charley?
- No, sir.
743
00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:12,558
What else did you do
besides talk to her?
744
00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:17,730
The rest of the story
contains certain...
745
00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:20,774
indelicacies which are
best discussed among men.
746
00:48:20,816 --> 00:48:23,610
Indelicacies?
747
00:48:23,694 --> 00:48:27,281
We sent out 400
wedding invitations!
748
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:32,244
The governor and both senators
are flying in from Washington!
749
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:35,622
On this morning's front page
of the Los Angeles Globe...
750
00:48:35,706 --> 00:48:37,666
is a picture of you...
751
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:40,627
Bugsy Siegel,
and the bimbo getting married...
752
00:48:40,669 --> 00:48:43,505
in some Las Vegas
quickie wedding chapel.
753
00:48:43,589 --> 00:48:47,468
On page 12 is the announcement
of the engagement...
754
00:48:47,551 --> 00:48:49,970
of my daughter
to the same man...
755
00:48:50,012 --> 00:48:52,014
whose fucking picture
is on page one.
756
00:48:52,056 --> 00:48:54,308
And you want to talk
about indelicacies!
757
00:48:54,391 --> 00:48:57,644
I can see you don't want
to hear my side of the story.
758
00:48:57,728 --> 00:49:01,940
They're laughing at me
at every studio in town.
759
00:49:02,024 --> 00:49:06,779
I make family pictures!
Families bring their kids.
760
00:49:06,862 --> 00:49:10,032
Children sing songs,
and buy toy bunny rabbits...
761
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:13,619
and ducks that go
"quack" in my pictures.
762
00:49:13,702 --> 00:49:15,829
I'll break your ass,
you fucking little shithead.
763
00:49:15,871 --> 00:49:18,457
Get out of my house
before I kick you out.
764
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,793
- I'm sorry, Adele.
- Don't talk to him.
765
00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:23,837
- You'll never forgive me.
- She doesn't forgive you.!
766
00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:26,298
- I'd like to explain it.
- Get the fuck out of here!
767
00:49:26,382 --> 00:49:29,176
I'm not going to give up,
because I'm in love with you!
768
00:49:29,259 --> 00:49:32,680
Mr. Horner,
we'll talk.
769
00:49:32,721 --> 00:49:34,973
You'd better start
eating at home...
770
00:49:35,057 --> 00:49:37,643
'cause you won't get into
a restaurant in this city.
771
00:49:37,726 --> 00:49:40,562
You won't get a table,
a chair, a plate...
772
00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:43,691
a piece of lettuce
that dropped off the tray!
773
00:49:43,774 --> 00:49:46,735
You're through in this town.
You're a dead man.
774
00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:50,489
In tomorrow's obituaries,
I'm puttin' in...
775
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,700
"Died today,
Charles Raymond Pearl.
776
00:49:52,741 --> 00:49:54,702
"Cause of death...
777
00:49:54,743 --> 00:49:59,081
a fucking flaw
in his fucking character."
778
00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:06,922
Dl just want to swing with you
779
00:50:07,006 --> 00:50:08,924
- d Swing with you d
- Take that down.
780
00:50:09,008 --> 00:50:12,428
Charley.
781
00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:16,098
This thing...
it'll pass.
782
00:50:17,516 --> 00:50:21,103
Maybe not in our lifetime,
but it'll pass.
783
00:50:25,190 --> 00:50:27,568
The guy's not eating.
784
00:50:27,609 --> 00:50:31,405
- You gotta eat, Charley.
- I'm not hungry.
785
00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:35,409
He's not hungry.
786
00:50:37,828 --> 00:50:40,456
You gotta get
out more, Charley.
787
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:43,250
You can't stay cooped up
on the patio...
788
00:50:43,292 --> 00:50:45,753
Iooking out at the same
panoramic view every night.
789
00:50:45,836 --> 00:50:49,256
Forget it.
No woman is worth starving for.
790
00:50:49,298 --> 00:50:53,093
- Just another broad.
- Adele Horner is no broad.
791
00:50:53,177 --> 00:50:55,554
Thought you were
thinking of Vicki.
792
00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:58,432
Have you heard from her?
793
00:50:58,515 --> 00:51:01,101
- Vicki?
- No, Adele.
794
00:51:01,185 --> 00:51:03,604
They won't put
my calls through.
795
00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,814
I hear she's in San Diego.
796
00:51:05,898 --> 00:51:10,069
- Adele?
- No, Vicki.
797
00:51:10,152 --> 00:51:12,946
She's singing in some joint.
798
00:51:21,663 --> 00:51:24,458
I just can't get that woman
out of my mind.
799
00:51:29,588 --> 00:51:32,007
Which one?
800
00:51:32,091 --> 00:51:34,343
Excuse me,
Mr. Charley.
801
00:51:35,678 --> 00:51:38,305
There's a lady here to see you.
802
00:51:42,685 --> 00:51:44,812
Even money, it's Adele.
803
00:51:44,895 --> 00:51:47,439
I'll take a C-note
on the songbird.
804
00:51:48,691 --> 00:51:51,860
You got my letter?
805
00:51:51,944 --> 00:51:55,614
I hate you so much...
806
00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:58,534
because I'm still
in love with you...
807
00:51:58,617 --> 00:52:00,953
partly because you're so bad...
808
00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:03,330
and partly because
you're so honest.
809
00:52:03,414 --> 00:52:06,667
I don't know another man who'd
admit to his future wife...
810
00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,669
that he'd slept
with another woman...
811
00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:11,714
six days before their wedding.
812
00:52:11,797 --> 00:52:15,175
I think Mr. Siegel
let you off easy.
813
00:52:15,217 --> 00:52:17,803
If I had walked into that room
and saw you in bed...
814
00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:21,015
I would have shot you
and her on the spot.
815
00:52:21,098 --> 00:52:24,560
Especially her!
816
00:52:24,643 --> 00:52:29,148
You go and write these loving
things to me on "last page,"
817
00:52:29,231 --> 00:52:32,026
and I don't know what to think.
818
00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:34,028
Do you still want to marry me?
819
00:52:34,111 --> 00:52:36,030
- Yes, Adele.
- Why?
820
00:52:36,113 --> 00:52:38,657
- I'm still in love with you.
- Why did you sleep with her?
821
00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:42,369
- You won't like my answer.
- Say it anyway.
822
00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,707
I just had to have her.
823
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,420
You're right, I hate it.
824
00:52:51,503 --> 00:52:53,839
- Do you still see her?
- No.
825
00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:56,717
- Do you still want her? Don't lie.
- No.!
826
00:52:56,759 --> 00:52:59,219
A little, but it'll go away.
827
00:52:59,261 --> 00:53:01,889
- Oh, Charley.
- Marry me, Adele.
828
00:53:01,972 --> 00:53:04,516
I'll never see her again.
I'll stop wanting her.
829
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,269
- I swear.
- You're still lying.
830
00:53:07,353 --> 00:53:10,230
Not to me, but to yourself.
831
00:53:14,693 --> 00:53:19,615
I'm going to Europe with
my father for three months.
832
00:53:19,698 --> 00:53:24,578
You should be free from
that... person by then.
833
00:53:24,661 --> 00:53:26,872
I'll be home on September 9th.
834
00:53:26,955 --> 00:53:30,459
You can call me
on September 10th.
835
00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:35,297
Good-bye, Charley.
836
00:53:37,007 --> 00:53:39,927
And so,
Adele went to Europe to think...
837
00:53:39,968 --> 00:53:42,096
and Charley buried himself
in his work...
838
00:53:42,179 --> 00:53:46,892
Well, playboy work.
But his heartjust wasn't in it.
839
00:54:00,489 --> 00:54:02,408
Heyyy!
840
00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:06,578
Ah, shit!
841
00:54:14,753 --> 00:54:16,797
If Adele didn't
come home soon...
842
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:21,677
there wouldn't be much
of Charley to come home to.
843
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,638
Then, finally it came...
September 10th.
844
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,976
The morning line on Adele
saying "yes" was eight to five.
845
00:54:29,018 --> 00:54:32,271
I took the odds
and bet on cupid.
846
00:54:34,273 --> 00:54:36,191
So...
847
00:54:38,527 --> 00:54:42,489
- did you miss Adele, Charley?
- Yes, sir.
848
00:54:42,531 --> 00:54:46,660
- Have you been behaving yourself?
- Yes, sir.
849
00:54:46,702 --> 00:54:50,164
You haven't been seeing
anyone you shouldn't be?
850
00:54:50,247 --> 00:54:54,043
Yes, sir.
Sorry... no, sir.
851
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,841
I was young once myself,
Charley.
852
00:55:00,883 --> 00:55:04,636
And I also made some
big mistakes in my time.
853
00:55:04,678 --> 00:55:07,514
But I did everything I could
to rectify those mistakes.
854
00:55:07,598 --> 00:55:09,516
I understand.
855
00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,188
It would take you
1200 years to rectify yours.
856
00:55:14,271 --> 00:55:17,232
That's a long time to wait
to start a family.
857
00:55:18,317 --> 00:55:20,486
Yes, sir.
858
00:55:20,569 --> 00:55:23,489
So here's the deal.
859
00:55:23,572 --> 00:55:26,200
You get married
one week from tonight...
860
00:55:26,241 --> 00:55:29,161
a simple ceremony,
no guests, quiet as a grave.
861
00:55:29,244 --> 00:55:32,164
A retired judge will
do it in my study.
862
00:55:32,247 --> 00:55:34,416
The servants will be
given the night off.
863
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:37,336
I'm takin' no chances on
another scandal, understand?
864
00:55:37,419 --> 00:55:39,004
Perfectly, sir.
865
00:55:39,088 --> 00:55:42,257
One other item.
866
00:55:42,341 --> 00:55:44,718
I want you to put up
a half-a-million-dollar bond...
867
00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:46,720
to be held in escrow.
868
00:55:46,804 --> 00:55:49,723
At the end of the ceremony,
it'll be returned to you.
869
00:55:49,765 --> 00:55:53,852
If you don't show up, you'll be the
generous benefactor of an orphanage.
870
00:55:53,936 --> 00:55:57,106
- Is that acceptable?
- It's not to me!
871
00:55:57,189 --> 00:56:00,067
I don't think I should have to
buy someone to marry me.
872
00:56:00,150 --> 00:56:02,569
He's not being bought
to marry you...
873
00:56:02,611 --> 00:56:05,030
but he's paying up
if he doesn't.
874
00:56:05,114 --> 00:56:07,741
That's acceptable to me, sir.
875
00:56:07,825 --> 00:56:11,620
A final item...
876
00:56:11,704 --> 00:56:14,415
Not a word of
this wedding to anyone.
877
00:56:14,498 --> 00:56:18,794
- If there's a leak or rumor, it's off.
- You have my word.
878
00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:21,880
Put the check on
the desk in my library.
879
00:56:21,964 --> 00:56:26,427
Make it out to the
Culver City Boys' Orphanage.
880
00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:34,226
I regret using such foul
language at our last meeting.
881
00:56:34,309 --> 00:56:36,437
It was uncharacteristic of me.
882
00:56:36,478 --> 00:56:39,565
I deserved it, sir.
883
00:56:39,648 --> 00:56:42,234
I'll see you here
one week from tonight.
884
00:56:42,317 --> 00:56:44,570
If not, the next time you
go on a honeymoon...
885
00:56:44,653 --> 00:56:47,239
you'll go as a eunuch.
886
00:56:51,535 --> 00:56:53,579
Okay, two nights later...
887
00:56:53,662 --> 00:56:55,622
Tony was opening at
the St. Tropez Club...
888
00:56:55,706 --> 00:57:00,419
with a couple of new songs
Sammy had written just for him.
889
00:57:00,502 --> 00:57:03,255
It's a big night for everybody,
very big.
890
00:57:03,339 --> 00:57:07,134
- What happened with Adele?
- Nothing much. She's fine.
891
00:57:07,176 --> 00:57:09,345
I can't get a word
outta this guy.
892
00:57:09,428 --> 00:57:12,306
Charley, something's cooking.
I can tell.
893
00:57:12,389 --> 00:57:14,850
Nothing.
I swear.
894
00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:19,521
It's not my night.
Everything's going wrong.
895
00:57:19,605 --> 00:57:23,817
Tony's nervous 'cause the
MGM people didn't show yet.
896
00:57:23,859 --> 00:57:26,153
Then, the opening act cancels.
Laryngitis.
897
00:57:26,195 --> 00:57:29,114
- Honey, what a shame.
- No opening act?
898
00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:31,825
What's he need?
20, 30 minutes?
899
00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:34,328
I would do this for Tony,
nobody else.
900
00:57:34,411 --> 00:57:38,332
Relax. They got somebody else.
Just sit down.
901
00:57:38,374 --> 00:57:40,668
Ladies and gentlemen,
the management regrets...
902
00:57:40,751 --> 00:57:44,004
Miss Amber Wayne
will be unable to appear...
903
00:57:44,046 --> 00:57:48,509
but delights presenting in her
first Los Angeles appearance...
904
00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:52,012
Miss Vicki Anderson.
905
00:57:55,391 --> 00:57:57,309
Jesus.
906
00:57:57,393 --> 00:57:59,978
You know what the odds are
on this happening?
907
00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:01,980
Impossible to one.
908
00:58:02,022 --> 00:58:05,484
♪ Every honey bee ♪
909
00:58:05,567 --> 00:58:09,154
♪ Fills with jealousy ♪
910
00:58:09,238 --> 00:58:12,658
♪ When they see you out
with me ♪
911
00:58:12,741 --> 00:58:18,080
♪ I don't blame them
goodness knows ♪
912
00:58:18,163 --> 00:58:21,834
♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪
913
00:58:24,086 --> 00:58:27,089
♪ Don't cry
914
00:58:27,172 --> 00:58:30,551
♪ Sugar ♪
915
00:58:30,592 --> 00:58:34,346
♪ You just have
to touch my cup ♪
916
00:58:34,430 --> 00:58:38,726
♪ You're my sugar
917
00:58:38,809 --> 00:58:41,020
She looks familiar.
918
00:58:42,354 --> 00:58:44,857
Charley, isn't that...
Ow!
919
00:58:44,898 --> 00:58:48,235
Charley, I didn't know
it was gonna be her.
920
00:58:48,277 --> 00:58:51,613
- I gotta get outta here.
- And miss Tony's opening?
921
00:58:51,697 --> 00:58:55,868
- He'll never forgive you.
- If Lew Horner finds out that
she and I are in the same club...
922
00:58:55,909 --> 00:58:57,536
he's gonna call
the whole thing off.
923
00:58:57,619 --> 00:58:59,913
- Call what off?
- That's it! I knew it.
924
00:58:59,955 --> 00:59:03,292
- You and Adele are getting married.
- Not unless I beat it now!
925
00:59:05,461 --> 00:59:07,338
Tell Tony I got sick.
926
00:59:09,298 --> 00:59:12,468
- What's wrong with him?
- Slight heart attack.
927
00:59:12,551 --> 00:59:15,888
♪ You just have to
928
00:59:15,929 --> 00:59:18,474
♪ Touch my cup
929
00:59:18,557 --> 00:59:24,772
♪ You're my sugar
930
00:59:24,813 --> 00:59:26,774
♪ It's sweet
931
00:59:26,815 --> 00:59:29,276
♪ When you stir it up
932
00:59:29,318 --> 00:59:35,199
♪ When I'm taking sips
from your tasty lips
933
00:59:35,282 --> 00:59:39,203
♪ Seems the honey fairly drips
934
00:59:39,286 --> 00:59:42,331
♪ You're confection
935
00:59:42,498 --> 00:59:45,000
♪ Goodness knows
936
00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:52,049
♪ Honey... suckle rose
937
00:59:52,132 --> 00:59:55,719
Mmm-yeah.
938
01:00:02,393 --> 01:00:05,229
Good. She's very good.
939
01:00:20,452 --> 01:00:23,872
There wasn't a window,
so I decided to use the door.
940
01:00:28,752 --> 01:00:31,255
So how are you?
941
01:00:33,924 --> 01:00:36,593
I'm okay.
942
01:00:37,886 --> 01:00:41,181
I see you didn't
have any trouble...
943
01:00:41,223 --> 01:00:43,851
getting back on your feet.
944
01:00:49,982 --> 01:00:52,860
I really shouldn't be here
talking to you.
945
01:00:52,901 --> 01:00:57,114
It usually gets us in trouble.
946
01:00:57,197 --> 01:01:00,617
Oh, God.!
I'm so clumsy.!
947
01:01:00,701 --> 01:01:03,370
Let me help you with that.
948
01:01:05,289 --> 01:01:08,042
I guess I shouldn't
tell you this either...
949
01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:11,378
but I'm supposed to be...
getting married...
950
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:14,590
on Tuesday.
951
01:01:14,673 --> 01:01:16,717
Well!
952
01:01:16,759 --> 01:01:20,304
Good for Adele.
953
01:01:20,387 --> 01:01:22,556
She hung in there.
954
01:01:22,598 --> 01:01:24,224
Yeah.
955
01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:25,976
So how 'bout you?
956
01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:30,314
- Charley...
- I mean, are you seeing anybody?
957
01:01:30,397 --> 01:01:33,067
I've only been
annulled two weeks.
958
01:01:33,108 --> 01:01:35,444
What's the rush?
959
01:01:35,527 --> 01:01:37,488
Yeah.
960
01:01:37,571 --> 01:01:41,575
Tony's gonna kill me
if I don't see the show.
961
01:01:41,617 --> 01:01:44,119
Your life is always
being threatened...
962
01:01:44,203 --> 01:01:47,456
isn't it, Charley?
963
01:01:47,498 --> 01:01:49,833
I really gotta go.
964
01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:53,337
I just wanted to drop by
and say hello.
965
01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:56,757
The real reason
I came by was to see...
966
01:01:56,799 --> 01:02:00,260
if I could be around you
and still want to get married.
967
01:02:00,344 --> 01:02:03,931
I guess I'm reasonably safe.
968
01:02:05,766 --> 01:02:10,813
Well, you know how I like
to see you happy, Charley.
969
01:02:14,858 --> 01:02:16,819
Well...
970
01:02:18,904 --> 01:02:20,823
bye.
971
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,627
- I was just thinking...
- I was just thinking...
972
01:02:33,669 --> 01:02:35,629
Me, too. What?
973
01:02:35,671 --> 01:02:39,174
If you weren't going
to be too long...
974
01:02:39,258 --> 01:02:42,803
maybe I could...
give you a ride home.
975
01:02:44,054 --> 01:02:45,973
I have a car.
976
01:02:49,935 --> 01:02:52,021
Mine's bigger.
977
01:03:00,821 --> 01:03:05,868
♪ You... you're
driving me crazy
978
01:03:05,951 --> 01:03:10,706
♪ What did I do
baby, whatever did I do
979
01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:15,044
♪ My tears for you
980
01:03:15,127 --> 01:03:19,089
♪ They make everything hazy
981
01:03:19,173 --> 01:03:24,428
♪ Clouds in the sky
that usedto be blue
982
01:03:25,888 --> 01:03:27,765
♪ How true
983
01:03:27,848 --> 01:03:31,060
♪ Were the friends
who were near me to cheer me
984
01:03:31,143 --> 01:03:33,562
♪ Believe me they knew
but you
985
01:03:33,604 --> 01:03:36,190
♪ Were the kind
who wouldhurt me
986
01:03:36,273 --> 01:03:38,692
♪ Desert me when I needed you
987
01:03:38,734 --> 01:03:41,862
♪ Yeah, you baby, you
988
01:03:41,945 --> 01:03:45,240
♪ You're driving me crazy
989
01:03:45,282 --> 01:03:49,411
♪ What did I do did I do to you
990
01:04:05,511 --> 01:04:07,680
♪ How true
991
01:04:07,763 --> 01:04:10,432
♪ Were the friends
who were near me to cheer me
992
01:04:10,516 --> 01:04:12,893
♪ Believe me they knew
but you
993
01:04:12,935 --> 01:04:15,562
♪ Were the kind
who would hurt me
994
01:04:15,604 --> 01:04:17,940
♪ Desert me when I needed you
995
01:04:18,023 --> 01:04:21,110
♪ Yeah, you,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you
996
01:04:21,193 --> 01:04:24,321
♪ You're driving me crazy
997
01:04:24,405 --> 01:04:26,782
♪ What did I do
998
01:04:26,865 --> 01:04:29,827
♪ Tell me what did I do to you
999
01:04:29,910 --> 01:04:33,372
♪ Please what did I do
1000
01:04:33,455 --> 01:04:35,455
♪ To you
1001
01:04:43,966 --> 01:04:46,385
Tony!
1002
01:04:48,595 --> 01:04:50,556
Oh, Jesus.
1003
01:04:52,433 --> 01:04:55,436
That just cost me
a half-a-million bucks.
1004
01:04:55,477 --> 01:04:58,313
No, mister.
1005
01:04:58,397 --> 01:05:02,192
That... was just
for old-time's sake.
1006
01:05:05,654 --> 01:05:07,823
I don't think so.
1007
01:05:07,906 --> 01:05:11,035
You know it and I know it.
1008
01:05:12,661 --> 01:05:16,206
It's gonna be like this
for the rest of our lives.
1009
01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:19,126
When you walked away
from me that day...
1010
01:05:19,168 --> 01:05:22,129
flat as a penny,
without a red cent...
1011
01:05:22,171 --> 01:05:24,214
I couldn't believe it.
1012
01:05:25,507 --> 01:05:27,801
I said to myself...
1013
01:05:27,843 --> 01:05:31,972
"If I had a woman like that...
1014
01:05:32,014 --> 01:05:35,309
I would want to spend
the rest of my life with her."
1015
01:05:35,351 --> 01:05:37,436
Charley...
1016
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,939
do you really love me?
1017
01:05:41,023 --> 01:05:43,484
I mean, really love me?
1018
01:05:43,525 --> 01:05:45,861
'Cause when you walked out
of my dressing room...
1019
01:05:45,944 --> 01:05:48,280
and I thought you were
never coming back...
1020
01:05:48,364 --> 01:05:51,533
I wanted to die.
1021
01:06:02,878 --> 01:06:05,547
I do love you, baby.
1022
01:06:07,383 --> 01:06:10,552
I have never been this happy...
1023
01:06:10,636 --> 01:06:14,890
in my entire,
spoiled, rotten life.
1024
01:06:22,523 --> 01:06:25,776
It was a beautiful wedding,
even better than the first.
1025
01:06:25,859 --> 01:06:28,529
Better entertainment.
I was the best man.
1026
01:06:28,570 --> 01:06:31,073
I did 40 minutes
ofboffo material.
1027
01:06:31,156 --> 01:06:33,909
It was beautiful, not to brag.
1028
01:06:33,992 --> 01:06:36,745
Tony sang a song that Sammy
wrote for the occasion called...
1029
01:06:36,829 --> 01:06:40,416
"The girl that I marry,
then married."
1030
01:06:40,499 --> 01:06:43,669
The other girls, being single,
naturally cried at the wedding.
1031
01:06:43,752 --> 01:06:46,171
Somewhere else in Hollywood...
1032
01:06:46,255 --> 01:06:48,757
someone was crying
more than anybody.
1033
01:06:54,221 --> 01:06:57,391
He's dead!
The man is dead.
1034
01:06:57,474 --> 01:06:59,768
I'll get pictures of him dead.
1035
01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:03,772
You can pin 'em on your wall
and throw darts at them.
1036
01:07:03,814 --> 01:07:07,276
Last time, he tells us,
he got married at gunpoint.
1037
01:07:07,317 --> 01:07:10,612
What did they have this time?
A cannon?
1038
01:07:13,657 --> 01:07:15,534
Mr. Pearl?
1039
01:07:17,411 --> 01:07:21,623
We're almost done packing.
I'll call you to pick up the bags.
1040
01:07:21,707 --> 01:07:24,710
We got a going-away
gift for you...
1041
01:07:24,793 --> 01:07:27,463
from a friend.
1042
01:07:31,550 --> 01:07:34,178
Wait a minute, fellas.
1043
01:07:34,261 --> 01:07:37,181
If he can pay you,
I'll pay you double.
1044
01:07:37,264 --> 01:07:40,142
He already paid us double.
1045
01:07:40,809 --> 01:07:42,311
Charley?
1046
01:07:45,856 --> 01:07:47,483
Aaah!
1047
01:07:49,485 --> 01:07:50,819
Aaah!
1048
01:07:59,953 --> 01:08:03,207
Daddy, don't kill him.
1049
01:08:03,290 --> 01:08:07,670
Maybe he'll change
his mind again.
1050
01:08:07,753 --> 01:08:11,423
What the hell did he see
in you in the first place?
1051
01:08:13,509 --> 01:08:15,969
Where are we goin', fellas?
1052
01:08:37,449 --> 01:08:39,535
Charley, Charley!
1053
01:08:41,578 --> 01:08:44,415
Charley?
Charley?
1054
01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:51,130
I'm sorry about
the honeymoon, Vicki.
1055
01:08:52,965 --> 01:08:54,883
Huh?
1056
01:08:54,967 --> 01:08:59,638
I said, "I'm sorry
about the honeymoon."
1057
01:08:59,722 --> 01:09:02,182
Oh, that's okay, honey.
1058
01:09:02,266 --> 01:09:05,644
This is the second time
you haven't had one.
1059
01:09:05,728 --> 01:09:08,397
What did you say?
I can't hear you.
1060
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:13,152
- Excuse me.
- Oh! Oh, they're beautiful.
1061
01:09:14,903 --> 01:09:16,864
What is this?
1062
01:09:16,947 --> 01:09:20,325
Flowers from the
Culver City Boys' Orphanage.
1063
01:09:20,409 --> 01:09:22,953
Oh, Jesus.
1064
01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:30,085
Tomorrow morning
at 8:00...
1065
01:09:30,127 --> 01:09:32,212
I start to take
swimming lessons.
1066
01:09:32,296 --> 01:09:35,758
I lose Esther Williams at the end
of the picture, but what the hell?
1067
01:09:35,841 --> 01:09:37,843
Original score
by Frank Loesser...
1068
01:09:37,926 --> 01:09:41,388
- additional songs by Sammy Fine.
- That's great, Sam.
1069
01:09:41,472 --> 01:09:43,599
- It gets greater.
- Me...
1070
01:09:43,682 --> 01:09:46,477
Fred Astaire
and Rita Hayworth in one picture.
1071
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,730
- Co-Starring?
- Better, I play a funny taxi driver.
1072
01:09:49,813 --> 01:09:51,774
I got one dynamite scene...
1073
01:09:51,815 --> 01:09:54,610
and let Fred and Rita
carry the heavy plot. I'm no dope.
1074
01:09:54,693 --> 01:09:56,820
- Terrific, fellas.
- Let's not forget George.
1075
01:09:56,904 --> 01:09:59,406
Cincinnati's won
four games in a row!
1076
01:09:59,490 --> 01:10:02,451
And Charley's got Vicki.
Everyone finishes in the money!
1077
01:10:02,493 --> 01:10:05,371
I gotta call Vicki.
She had an audition at Paramount.
1078
01:10:05,454 --> 01:10:07,456
I wanna see how she made out.
1079
01:10:07,539 --> 01:10:11,877
I could tell him.
Nobody's hiring wives of Charley Pearl.
1080
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,922
The irony is,
if he'd married Adele...
1081
01:10:15,005 --> 01:10:18,133
- Vicki would be working today.
- Tell him.
1082
01:10:18,217 --> 01:10:20,719
He loves stories about irony.
1083
01:10:32,690 --> 01:10:34,650
Charley?
1084
01:10:34,692 --> 01:10:38,696
Charley, guess what?
1085
01:10:40,406 --> 01:10:43,742
They want to test me
at Monogram Pictures.
1086
01:10:43,826 --> 01:10:45,994
It's not a werewolf picture.
1087
01:10:46,078 --> 01:10:49,123
It's a really big musical!
1088
01:10:49,206 --> 01:10:51,291
Oh, oh!
1089
01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:53,460
I've got to learn
two songs by Wednesday.
1090
01:10:53,544 --> 01:10:56,005
I've got to take some
really fast dancing lessons.
1091
01:10:56,046 --> 01:10:59,675
Charley, if I could just
show them what I can do.
1092
01:11:00,509 --> 01:11:03,554
What's wrong?
1093
01:11:03,637 --> 01:11:07,099
I'm leaving for Boston
in two hours.
1094
01:11:07,182 --> 01:11:09,601
My father had a stroke.
1095
01:11:09,685 --> 01:11:12,855
They don't think he's
gonna last out the week.
1096
01:11:14,523 --> 01:11:16,900
Charley.
1097
01:11:16,984 --> 01:11:19,903
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
1098
01:11:19,987 --> 01:11:23,615
I never thought
about him dying.
1099
01:11:23,699 --> 01:11:27,369
He didn't seem the type,
you know what I mean?
1100
01:11:28,996 --> 01:11:31,498
Did you talk to him?
1101
01:11:31,582 --> 01:11:34,293
No, not really.
He's on oxygen.
1102
01:11:34,376 --> 01:11:36,628
Just a couple of words.
1103
01:11:36,712 --> 01:11:39,757
What did he say?
1104
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,760
He said he wants to meet you!
1105
01:11:42,843 --> 01:11:47,765
He said he's not going anywhere
'til he meets his daughter.
1106
01:11:47,848 --> 01:11:52,311
Even after everything
he's read about me?
1107
01:11:52,394 --> 01:11:54,897
Especially.
1108
01:11:54,980 --> 01:11:58,650
I'll tell him
that you wanted to go.
1109
01:11:58,734 --> 01:12:01,195
I'm going with you.
1110
01:12:01,278 --> 01:12:03,572
I'll start packing.
1111
01:12:03,614 --> 01:12:06,950
I'll call Monogram.
They'll postpone the test.
1112
01:12:07,034 --> 01:12:08,952
No, it doesn't matter.
1113
01:12:09,036 --> 01:12:12,164
There were ten other girls.
It was a long shot anyway.
1114
01:12:12,247 --> 01:12:14,666
I'll make it up to you.
I swear.
1115
01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:18,796
Hey, I'm just glad
he wants to meet me.
1116
01:12:18,879 --> 01:12:21,924
When they got to Boston...
1117
01:12:22,007 --> 01:12:24,259
Charley's father was in a coma.
1118
01:12:24,343 --> 01:12:27,846
Well, they watched and waited...
1119
01:12:27,930 --> 01:12:30,432
and waited and watched
for five solid days...
1120
01:12:30,516 --> 01:12:33,477
just for the old man
to meet Vicki.
1121
01:12:34,937 --> 01:12:38,899
Honey, is it okay
if I go to the bathroom?
1122
01:12:38,982 --> 01:12:40,943
Yeah, sure.
1123
01:12:44,655 --> 01:12:46,824
I'll be right back.
1124
01:13:09,263 --> 01:13:12,474
Where... is she?
1125
01:13:12,558 --> 01:13:15,853
- Where is she!
- Vicki!
1126
01:13:15,936 --> 01:13:19,148
- Where is she?
- Vicki, hurry up!
1127
01:13:20,774 --> 01:13:22,985
What?
1128
01:13:25,237 --> 01:13:27,156
What?
1129
01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:31,493
You missed him.
1130
01:13:31,535 --> 01:13:33,912
So Charley lost his father...
1131
01:13:33,996 --> 01:13:36,331
and Vicki lost the part
at Monogram.
1132
01:13:36,373 --> 01:13:39,460
The girl who got it?
Bugsy Siegel's new girl...
1133
01:13:39,543 --> 01:13:41,587
the one he dumped Vicki for.
1134
01:13:41,670 --> 01:13:45,924
You know the odds on that?
You couldn't place the bet.!
1135
01:13:46,008 --> 01:13:50,637
- I'm real sorry he
never got to meet you.
- Yeah.
1136
01:13:50,679 --> 01:13:53,015
He had a real nice face...
1137
01:13:53,057 --> 01:13:56,977
so... gentle.
1138
01:13:58,687 --> 01:14:01,815
Well, he was in a coma.
1139
01:14:03,275 --> 01:14:05,944
When are we going home?
1140
01:14:06,028 --> 01:14:09,490
I've got some business
to take care of.
1141
01:14:09,531 --> 01:14:12,368
I am the president
of the company now.
1142
01:14:12,451 --> 01:14:14,703
When can we leave?
1143
01:14:14,745 --> 01:14:19,166
I don't know.
I'd say in about two years.
1144
01:14:25,714 --> 01:14:29,843
After that, we'd only have to spend
seven or eight months a year here.
1145
01:14:33,055 --> 01:14:35,516
Two years?
1146
01:14:35,599 --> 01:14:38,060
Honey, the company
isn't doing well.
1147
01:14:38,143 --> 01:14:41,563
If I don't go to work,
we could lose everything.
1148
01:14:43,565 --> 01:14:45,484
Two years!
1149
01:14:45,567 --> 01:14:48,529
You've got to give me
at least a year and a half.
1150
01:14:48,570 --> 01:14:52,533
If a picture comes up,
you go to L.A. And do it.
1151
01:14:52,616 --> 01:14:54,576
Pictures don't
come up in Boston.
1152
01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:57,413
You don't get to do
screen tests in Massachusetts...
1153
01:14:57,496 --> 01:14:59,832
or meet directors or producers
on Plymouth Rock!
1154
01:14:59,915 --> 01:15:04,253
I had a hard enough time getting into
the studios when I was there every day.
1155
01:15:04,294 --> 01:15:07,214
- Why was that, Charley?
- It's a tough business.
1156
01:15:07,256 --> 01:15:11,760
Especially when you're married
to the guy who dumped Adele Horner.
1157
01:15:11,844 --> 01:15:14,596
Right.
And who did I dump her for?
1158
01:15:14,638 --> 01:15:17,391
Isn't that worth
two years of your life?
1159
01:15:17,433 --> 01:15:20,561
Is it a torture to live
in a place like this?
1160
01:15:20,602 --> 01:15:23,731
This is high society.
It doesn't get any higher.
1161
01:15:23,772 --> 01:15:26,900
I just want a chance
to do it on my own.
1162
01:15:26,942 --> 01:15:28,944
I can understand that.
1163
01:15:28,986 --> 01:15:31,780
All I want is
what's coming to me.
1164
01:15:31,822 --> 01:15:34,241
- Don't touch me.
- You're good at singing.
1165
01:15:34,283 --> 01:15:37,911
I'm very good at
inheriting money.
1166
01:15:37,995 --> 01:15:40,956
I may be the best in my field.
1167
01:15:40,998 --> 01:15:45,627
I just don't want
to be without you.
1168
01:15:47,713 --> 01:15:51,759
I'll leave it up to you.
Whatever you decide is fine.
1169
01:15:54,470 --> 01:15:57,931
You know I can't be
without you two years.
1170
01:15:58,015 --> 01:16:00,768
Oh, God!
1171
01:16:00,809 --> 01:16:03,437
So they stayed...
1172
01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:07,274
and Vicki began the pleasant
process of fitting into Boston.
1173
01:16:07,316 --> 01:16:10,569
A lot of parties, new clothes,
a lot ofhats.
1174
01:16:10,652 --> 01:16:12,905
I recall she mentioned hats.
1175
01:16:12,988 --> 01:16:17,743
Meanwhile, Charley became obsessed
with saving the family business.
1176
01:16:17,826 --> 01:16:20,746
He was determined
to make the old man proud.
1177
01:16:20,829 --> 01:16:23,582
Vicki spent her nights alone
waiting for Charley.
1178
01:16:23,665 --> 01:16:25,584
He was very busy.
1179
01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:29,254
He was making major
important business decisions.
1180
01:16:29,338 --> 01:16:33,092
It needs a little more mint, guys.
1181
01:16:36,387 --> 01:16:39,973
Vicki, darling,
how long have you been here?
1182
01:16:41,850 --> 01:16:44,478
Vicki, darling?
1183
01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:50,693
Oh, ah, two years.
We've been here two years.
1184
01:16:50,776 --> 01:16:53,445
Carl and I were
married two years...
1185
01:16:53,529 --> 01:16:55,447
when our sex life died.
1186
01:16:55,531 --> 01:16:58,200
We had a small funeral.
It was lovely.
1187
01:16:58,283 --> 01:17:02,788
- Charles is having an affair
with his secretary.
- What?
1188
01:17:02,871 --> 01:17:04,498
Oh, no, no, darling.
1189
01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:08,002
My Charles, not your Charles.
1190
01:17:08,043 --> 01:17:11,880
Oh!
I didn't think...
1191
01:17:11,922 --> 01:17:15,509
Everything is all right
with you two, isn't it?
1192
01:17:15,551 --> 01:17:18,971
Oh, absolutely.
We're fine.
1193
01:17:19,054 --> 01:17:22,057
He's just a little busy.
1194
01:17:22,141 --> 01:17:26,353
- Busy?
- "Just have to finish
these reports, dear."
1195
01:17:33,235 --> 01:17:35,654
- Hi.
- Hi.
1196
01:17:35,738 --> 01:17:38,198
Whatcha doing?
1197
01:17:38,282 --> 01:17:40,993
I gotta get through
these reports.
1198
01:17:41,076 --> 01:17:43,704
How much longer?
1199
01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,748
Couple of hours.
1200
01:17:45,789 --> 01:17:47,916
Oh, Charley!
1201
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,420
I miss you so much.
1202
01:17:51,503 --> 01:17:53,839
I miss you, too, baby.
1203
01:17:56,425 --> 01:17:58,427
How does that feel?
1204
01:17:59,970 --> 01:18:02,264
That feels great, baby.
1205
01:18:04,099 --> 01:18:06,727
Do you know where my hand is?
1206
01:18:06,810 --> 01:18:08,854
Not now, okay.
Maybe later.
1207
01:18:08,937 --> 01:18:12,566
Not later, Charley.
Now!
1208
01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:14,943
Ow!
1209
01:18:15,027 --> 01:18:18,238
What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?
1210
01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:22,284
What's the matter with us?
1211
01:18:22,368 --> 01:18:24,745
What's happening to us?
1212
01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:26,955
Nothing's happening.
1213
01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:29,958
- Exactly. Nothing.
- What are you talking about?
1214
01:18:30,042 --> 01:18:32,961
Where's that crazy feeling
you used to have about me?
1215
01:18:33,003 --> 01:18:34,963
Where is it, Charley?
1216
01:18:35,005 --> 01:18:38,592
Oh, come on, baby.
1217
01:18:45,349 --> 01:18:47,935
- It's gone.
- No, it's not.
1218
01:18:47,976 --> 01:18:50,396
Don't lie.
1219
01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:53,399
Well, a little,
but it'll come back.
1220
01:18:53,482 --> 01:18:56,110
This happens to everybody.
1221
01:18:56,151 --> 01:18:58,904
Charley, we don't even
touch each other anymore.
1222
01:18:58,987 --> 01:19:02,282
Remember how you used
to love to touch me?
1223
01:19:02,324 --> 01:19:04,326
I still do.
1224
01:19:06,704 --> 01:19:09,081
No, you don't, Charley.
1225
01:19:09,164 --> 01:19:12,626
We've been here two years.
1226
01:19:12,668 --> 01:19:16,755
Get us out of here
before it kills us. Please!
1227
01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:21,468
You can't expect me to walk away
from such an important part of my life.
1228
01:19:21,552 --> 01:19:23,470
I did.
1229
01:19:23,512 --> 01:19:27,433
The board of directors
is trying to squeeze me out.
1230
01:19:27,516 --> 01:19:31,020
I've put everything we own
into the stock options.
1231
01:19:31,103 --> 01:19:33,772
If I leave now,
we'll lose everything.
1232
01:19:33,856 --> 01:19:36,817
If you stay, you'll lose me.
1233
01:19:37,943 --> 01:19:40,988
I kept my side of the bargain.
1234
01:19:47,244 --> 01:19:49,872
What's it gonna be, Charley?
1235
01:20:22,738 --> 01:20:26,867
Christmas, 1950,
was not a happy time for Charley Pearl.
1236
01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:29,370
They were divorced
for the second time.
1237
01:20:29,411 --> 01:20:31,538
Somewhere fate was laughing.
1238
01:20:31,747 --> 01:20:35,834
Then spring arrived
and tragedy struck one of our own.
1239
01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:38,045
Sammy announced
he was getting married.
1240
01:20:38,087 --> 01:20:40,881
So we drove back
to the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch.
1241
01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:43,050
Bugsy Siegel
had been bumped off.
1242
01:20:43,133 --> 01:20:47,221
We figured Nevada was now safe.
Even Charley made the trip west.
1243
01:20:47,304 --> 01:20:49,765
- Boy, was he a load oflaughs.
- Somebody cheer Charley up.
1244
01:20:49,848 --> 01:20:52,935
- He's givin' me the creeps.
- Leave the man alone. He's grieving.
1245
01:20:53,018 --> 01:20:56,271
I can't believe
I'm getting married.
1246
01:20:56,355 --> 01:20:59,024
- Why'd you say "yes"?
- I don't know.
1247
01:20:59,108 --> 01:21:01,735
I think she had a hypnotist
over while I was sleeping.
1248
01:21:01,777 --> 01:21:04,071
- What do you think about Adele?
- What?
1249
01:21:04,113 --> 01:21:06,699
She eloped to Mexico
with her chauffeur.
1250
01:21:06,782 --> 01:21:08,909
Lew Horner cut her off
without a cent.
1251
01:21:08,992 --> 01:21:11,578
You are kidding me!
1252
01:21:11,662 --> 01:21:14,415
They say two out of four
marriages ends in divorce.
1253
01:21:14,456 --> 01:21:17,918
The other two are suicides!
But l... Hey!
1254
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:20,212
- I wonder where she is now.
- Adele?
1255
01:21:20,295 --> 01:21:22,923
- In Mexico with the chauffeur.
- No, Vicki!
1256
01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:26,093
- Haven't played that in years!
- I was crazy about that woman.
1257
01:21:26,135 --> 01:21:27,761
- Vicki.
- Right.
1258
01:21:27,803 --> 01:21:31,223
Then one day it stopped.
Just like that. Why?
1259
01:21:31,306 --> 01:21:34,268
Why? Because you're a man, Charley.
1260
01:21:34,351 --> 01:21:37,271
And men are crazy,
fucked up sons-of-bitches.
1261
01:21:37,312 --> 01:21:41,483
We want what we can't have, and when
we have it we don't want it anymore.
1262
01:21:41,567 --> 01:21:44,778
- Look at him.
- Look at me, going to a whorehouse...
1263
01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:47,322
so I can get hot for
my wife on our honeymoon...
1264
01:21:47,364 --> 01:21:50,325
who I already shtupped
twelve hundred times.
1265
01:21:50,409 --> 01:21:52,411
We're all nuts!
1266
01:21:52,494 --> 01:21:54,413
- You're not the first.
- What?
1267
01:21:54,496 --> 01:21:57,291
- Lots of guys shtupped your wife
twelve hundred times.
- I did.
1268
01:21:57,332 --> 01:21:59,585
See? The first person we asked.
1269
01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:01,962
- That is not funny.
- What is not?
1270
01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:04,840
- Hey, slow up. Just slow up.
- What for?
1271
01:22:07,843 --> 01:22:10,304
- Aw, no.
- I don't believe it.
1272
01:22:10,346 --> 01:22:13,140
- Are you serious?
- Do you know...
1273
01:22:13,182 --> 01:22:15,768
what the odds are on this happening?
Predictable.
1274
01:22:15,851 --> 01:22:17,811
- Just one drink.
- No, no.
1275
01:22:17,853 --> 01:22:20,439
Every time we stop for a drink,
you gotta get married.
1276
01:22:20,522 --> 01:22:22,816
I just want to wish her
good luck.
1277
01:22:22,858 --> 01:22:25,027
Tie it on a rock
and throw it through the window.
1278
01:22:29,365 --> 01:22:33,702
♪ I'm so glad that
I ain't no fool no more
1279
01:22:37,122 --> 01:22:42,002
♪ I'm so glad that
I ain't no fool no more
1280
01:22:42,044 --> 01:22:44,880
God, she still
looks great, huh?
1281
01:22:44,922 --> 01:22:47,716
Oh, well,
I don't mean that great.
1282
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,845
She looks good. Nice. Regular.
1283
01:22:51,887 --> 01:22:55,641
♪ My ma wants me to marry
a multimillionaire
1284
01:22:55,724 --> 01:22:58,811
♪ But I just want somebody
who can handle me with care
1285
01:22:58,894 --> 01:23:01,480
So now you seen her,
don't look anymore.
1286
01:23:01,563 --> 01:23:03,482
Remember that story
in the Bible?
1287
01:23:03,565 --> 01:23:05,693
You're gonna turn
into a box of salt.
1288
01:23:05,734 --> 01:23:08,487
It's a Biblical story.
You can check.
1289
01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:10,989
It's over, finito, kaput, huh?
1290
01:23:11,073 --> 01:23:14,827
- Fellas, let's go.
- We didn't order no champagne.
1291
01:23:14,910 --> 01:23:18,997
- Compliments of Mr. Denaro.
- Who's Mr. Denaro?
1292
01:23:19,081 --> 01:23:22,501
Number-one man
at the hotel.
1293
01:23:22,584 --> 01:23:25,546
Look at this.
It went from Bugsy to crazy.
1294
01:23:25,629 --> 01:23:29,883
Pal, tell Miss Anderson
to join us for a glass of champagne...
1295
01:23:29,925 --> 01:23:31,927
Shh!
After this set is over.
1296
01:23:32,011 --> 01:23:35,681
Miss Anderson doesn't drink
with guests.
1297
01:23:35,764 --> 01:23:39,059
Hey, hey, pal,
this is not a guest.
1298
01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:42,438
This is Charley Pearl.
He was both her husbands.
1299
01:23:42,521 --> 01:23:46,108
I'm sorry.
Mr. Denaro's orders.
1300
01:23:46,191 --> 01:23:49,737
She's taken up with Gus!
I should've known...
1301
01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:54,241
that these cheap Vegas punks
were always her style.
1302
01:23:54,283 --> 01:23:57,411
Charley, this girl had
a shot at the big leagues...
1303
01:23:57,453 --> 01:24:00,456
- but could not hit the fastball.
- He's not wrong.
1304
01:24:00,539 --> 01:24:04,877
♪ I don't care if you're young
of if you're old d
1305
01:24:06,879 --> 01:24:09,923
- Let's get outta here.
- Smart.
1306
01:24:10,007 --> 01:24:12,968
Her face is gettin'
a little puffy, you notice?
1307
01:24:13,052 --> 01:24:17,097
On my mother's life, I was gonna
say that, but I was afraid to.
1308
01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:21,769
She put on a few pounds in the hips.
You notice the hips?
1309
01:24:21,810 --> 01:24:24,772
In two years you couldn't fit
her into a freight elevator.
1310
01:24:24,813 --> 01:24:27,066
I thought she had
sandwiches in her mouth.
1311
01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:30,277
You got rid of her
just in time, Charley.
1312
01:24:30,361 --> 01:24:33,614
- Hey, where's Charley?
- He stopped at the john.
1313
01:24:33,697 --> 01:24:35,783
Alone?
1314
01:24:35,866 --> 01:24:38,827
- Why didn't you go with him?
- I don't go unless
I gotta do something.
1315
01:24:38,911 --> 01:24:42,164
- What's the matter with you?
- Hey, be careful!
1316
01:24:42,247 --> 01:24:44,249
Bye.
1317
01:24:47,711 --> 01:24:50,798
So this is what you
left Boston for?
1318
01:24:50,881 --> 01:24:55,678
- I thought you gave me up
for something better than this.
- I like it here, Charley.
1319
01:24:57,012 --> 01:25:00,474
So, how's the
toothpaste business?
1320
01:25:00,516 --> 01:25:03,644
You having fun thinking
up next year's flavors?
1321
01:25:03,727 --> 01:25:06,271
At least that's next year's.
You went back to last year's.
1322
01:25:06,355 --> 01:25:09,191
You like working with Gus
as much as Bugsy?
1323
01:25:09,274 --> 01:25:11,777
Excuse me while I get
my divorce papers to see...
1324
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:15,197
where it says you have the right
to ask me personal questions.
1325
01:25:15,239 --> 01:25:17,825
I don't have to be married
to you to be worried.
1326
01:25:20,202 --> 01:25:24,790
- Ten seconds and then I call the boys.
- The boys?
1327
01:25:24,873 --> 01:25:29,670
Oh, that's cute.
What's happening to you?
1328
01:25:29,712 --> 01:25:32,131
Is Gus the one slipping
in your side window...
1329
01:25:32,214 --> 01:25:36,051
or does he still have
a key to the front door?
1330
01:25:37,428 --> 01:25:39,972
Nobody's laid
their hands on me...
1331
01:25:40,055 --> 01:25:43,809
since the day you stopped
laying your hands on me.
1332
01:25:44,768 --> 01:25:48,022
Now get your hands off me.
1333
01:25:50,566 --> 01:25:53,527
I don't know
how that happened...
1334
01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:55,738
but you changed on me.
1335
01:25:57,406 --> 01:26:00,075
And who changed me, Charley?
1336
01:26:00,159 --> 01:26:02,077
If you wanted Adele...
1337
01:26:02,161 --> 01:26:05,998
why didn't you marry her
in the first place...
1338
01:26:06,081 --> 01:26:09,668
- or the second?
- I made a mistake.
1339
01:26:09,752 --> 01:26:12,379
But I gave you enough money
not to have to play...
1340
01:26:12,463 --> 01:26:15,341
a crummy place like this!
1341
01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:24,892
All right, maybe it
is over between you and me.
1342
01:26:24,933 --> 01:26:26,894
Maybe?
1343
01:26:26,935 --> 01:26:29,438
You can go to the casino
and bet on it!
1344
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:32,733
I just don't want you to throw
your life away, understand?
1345
01:26:32,775 --> 01:26:35,903
I've already thrown
away two years...
1346
01:26:35,944 --> 01:26:39,907
giving dinner parties
for 22 dead people.
1347
01:26:39,990 --> 01:26:43,911
- You really are a tramp.
- You loved the tramp in me!
1348
01:26:43,952 --> 01:26:48,582
You kissed it good-bye when you made me
raise my pinky holding a teacup.
1349
01:26:48,665 --> 01:26:51,460
You won't make me
ashamed of myself!
1350
01:26:51,543 --> 01:26:53,879
I can't be bought
by you or anybody.!
1351
01:26:58,884 --> 01:27:01,136
I can't believe you did...
1352
01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:05,724
What the hell are you doing?
Jesus Christ.! Wait.!
1353
01:27:05,808 --> 01:27:09,269
You wouldn't dare?
Okay, come on.
1354
01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:12,147
Come on.
I dare you.!
1355
01:27:12,231 --> 01:27:14,316
Come on.!
1356
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:17,569
I can't believe you did that!
1357
01:27:18,821 --> 01:27:20,781
All right, wait.!
1358
01:27:20,864 --> 01:27:24,451
I'm going,
but I'm taking you with me!
1359
01:27:24,493 --> 01:27:27,830
Aaah!
Stop!
1360
01:27:27,913 --> 01:27:30,082
Oh!
1361
01:27:30,165 --> 01:27:33,002
You ripped my dress!
1362
01:27:37,381 --> 01:27:38,966
Owww!
1363
01:27:42,761 --> 01:27:45,472
This is cute, really cute.
1364
01:27:45,556 --> 01:27:47,641
Ah, ah...
1365
01:27:49,184 --> 01:27:51,937
Why is it you don't
ever seem to listen, huh?
1366
01:27:52,021 --> 01:27:54,148
Didn't you hear the waiter?
1367
01:27:54,231 --> 01:27:56,859
You need my permission
to see the star.
1368
01:27:56,942 --> 01:28:00,320
Gus, why don't you
go out to the bar...
1369
01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:03,449
and try to look like Bugsy.
1370
01:28:03,532 --> 01:28:07,036
Once I was nice enough to give you
a warning. I'm not that nice anymore.
1371
01:28:07,119 --> 01:28:09,329
Who's your tailor, Gus?
1372
01:28:09,413 --> 01:28:13,000
This suit looks like the lining
to a better suit.
1373
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,544
You're a funny guy.
1374
01:28:17,129 --> 01:28:19,173
Don't, don't!
He's leaving.
1375
01:28:19,214 --> 01:28:21,216
Come on.
1376
01:28:23,761 --> 01:28:27,723
Hey, count to three
before I go, Gus.
1377
01:28:27,806 --> 01:28:30,726
Can you count that high, Gus?
1378
01:28:33,604 --> 01:28:36,565
- Charley, just shut up.
- You know what I hear, Gus?
1379
01:28:36,607 --> 01:28:40,152
- Keep talkin', playboy.
- I hear you go to the cemetrey...
1380
01:28:40,235 --> 01:28:43,739
and kiss where Bugsy's ass
used to be.
1381
01:28:43,822 --> 01:28:47,659
That's what Vicki told me, Gus.
Ain't that right, honey?
1382
01:28:49,953 --> 01:28:53,499
No, Gus, stop it.!
You're killing him.
1383
01:28:53,582 --> 01:28:56,710
I'm gonna ask one question.
The answer better be "yes."
1384
01:28:56,752 --> 01:28:59,588
You ain't never gonna come
around and bother Vicki.
1385
01:28:59,630 --> 01:29:02,007
- Is that right?
- Yes, yes, he promises.
1386
01:29:02,091 --> 01:29:04,927
Is that right?
1387
01:29:04,968 --> 01:29:07,721
Yes, yes, yes.
1388
01:29:07,763 --> 01:29:09,848
Oh, I hated doing that.
1389
01:29:16,355 --> 01:29:19,024
You idiot!
You want to get us killed?
1390
01:29:19,108 --> 01:29:21,777
No, I was trying
to get you fired!
1391
01:29:21,860 --> 01:29:23,779
Oh, whoa.!
1392
01:29:25,322 --> 01:29:27,783
Don't you guys ever grab
anywhere else?
1393
01:29:27,825 --> 01:29:30,744
I'll bet he's already
proposed to her.
1394
01:29:30,786 --> 01:29:32,788
Ooo.
1395
01:29:32,871 --> 01:29:35,416
Jesus, it's a massacre.
1396
01:29:35,499 --> 01:29:39,253
All right, somebody
get Vicki out of here.
1397
01:29:39,336 --> 01:29:41,296
I'll do that.
That'll be my job.
1398
01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:45,801
There are four of us
and only one of you.
1399
01:29:47,803 --> 01:29:50,806
I think he likes
the odds, George.
1400
01:29:50,889 --> 01:29:54,309
- They might need you.
- They're much better off without me.
1401
01:29:54,393 --> 01:29:58,105
Believe me when I say that.
This is, uh...
1402
01:29:58,188 --> 01:30:01,150
Not my forte.
1403
01:30:01,233 --> 01:30:03,652
Oh, my God!
1404
01:30:03,694 --> 01:30:05,654
That's not George.
That's a good sound.
1405
01:30:05,738 --> 01:30:08,115
They're working it out,
is what they are.
1406
01:30:08,157 --> 01:30:11,285
- Sweetheart, come with me.
- Let's get outta here.
1407
01:30:20,252 --> 01:30:22,504
Watch the hair!
1408
01:30:22,588 --> 01:30:25,507
You should see what I did
to that big palooka.
1409
01:30:25,549 --> 01:30:27,760
Let's go!
1410
01:30:39,063 --> 01:30:41,648
Thank you.
We had a great ti...
1411
01:30:47,613 --> 01:30:51,283
It's God's curse on me for
wanting to get shtupped again.
1412
01:30:55,871 --> 01:30:59,208
- Can't you pull down a side street?
- It's all desert!
1413
01:31:00,292 --> 01:31:03,003
- Make a right.
- There's no road there!
1414
01:31:03,045 --> 01:31:05,506
Just do it.!
1415
01:31:05,547 --> 01:31:09,176
Vicki, I can't see
a damn thing.!
1416
01:31:09,259 --> 01:31:11,345
This is like looking for...
1417
01:31:11,387 --> 01:31:14,014
a ballpark in
the minor leagues.
1418
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,186
If there's a bus stop,
I'd like to be let out.
1419
01:31:20,896 --> 01:31:22,815
- Make another right.
- Where?
1420
01:31:22,898 --> 01:31:26,151
- Anywhere.
- You can't make a right anywhere.
It has to be somewhere.
1421
01:31:26,235 --> 01:31:28,153
Oh, God.
1422
01:31:30,406 --> 01:31:33,158
What are you doing?
1423
01:31:35,911 --> 01:31:37,871
- We got 'em, Gus.
- Shut up.
1424
01:31:40,749 --> 01:31:43,836
- Hey, do we got 'em Gus?
- Shut up.
1425
01:32:03,856 --> 01:32:07,401
Who got killed?
Them or us?
1426
01:32:07,484 --> 01:32:09,570
Seriously.
1427
01:32:16,452 --> 01:32:21,040
The station doesn't open 'til 7:00.
I got some rooms.
1428
01:32:21,123 --> 01:32:23,542
I'm surprised they took us
without reservations.
1429
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,712
This is where werewolves
stop on camping trips.
1430
01:32:26,795 --> 01:32:29,548
They only had two.
Good night.
1431
01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:32,468
- Give me that.
- Five guys in one room?
1432
01:32:32,551 --> 01:32:35,971
In the minor leagues,
the whole team sleeps in one room.
1433
01:32:36,055 --> 01:32:38,265
I get a bed.
1434
01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:07,127
Where were you?
1435
01:33:08,504 --> 01:33:11,256
I'm freezing.
Close the window.
1436
01:33:16,887 --> 01:33:18,972
Oh, Vicki, baby.
1437
01:33:19,056 --> 01:33:22,309
- I missed you so much.
- Stop right there.
1438
01:33:25,229 --> 01:33:29,817
Is it back?
That old feeling...
1439
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:33,946
that you'd go nuts
if you don't get to touch me?
1440
01:33:35,030 --> 01:33:36,990
Yeah, it's back.
1441
01:33:37,032 --> 01:33:39,201
We have to talk first.
1442
01:33:39,284 --> 01:33:41,704
Stand over there.
1443
01:33:45,290 --> 01:33:48,794
What's changed, Charley?
I still want to be a singer.
1444
01:33:48,877 --> 01:33:51,672
You still want to be
chairman of the board.
1445
01:33:51,714 --> 01:33:54,008
Somebody's got
to give up something.
1446
01:33:55,217 --> 01:33:57,803
I gave up my stock options.
1447
01:33:57,886 --> 01:34:00,389
I sold my house.
1448
01:34:00,472 --> 01:34:04,018
I left all that behind.
1449
01:34:06,311 --> 01:34:08,731
I went crazy without you, baby.
1450
01:34:12,067 --> 01:34:15,487
I took that job in Vegas...
1451
01:34:15,571 --> 01:34:20,367
'cause I knew it was
the one place that you'd find me.
1452
01:34:20,409 --> 01:34:22,536
I never would've
stopped looking.
1453
01:34:22,578 --> 01:34:25,748
Charley, this is a curse.
1454
01:34:25,831 --> 01:34:29,084
It's okay to love somebody...
1455
01:34:29,168 --> 01:34:34,340
but it's neurotic to think
you can't live without them.
1456
01:34:34,423 --> 01:34:36,383
I read that
in "Reader's Digest."
1457
01:34:36,425 --> 01:34:38,344
I want you back.
1458
01:34:38,427 --> 01:34:41,096
We'll live in L.A.
You can sing, dance, act...
1459
01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:44,016
Whatever the hell you want,
so long as we're together.
1460
01:34:44,099 --> 01:34:46,018
Please?
1461
01:34:46,101 --> 01:34:48,687
You won't regret it.
1462
01:34:48,771 --> 01:34:51,023
I promise, Charley.
1463
01:34:51,106 --> 01:34:53,233
Look at you.
1464
01:34:53,317 --> 01:34:55,569
Let's get married
in the morning, baby.
1465
01:34:55,611 --> 01:34:57,696
Ah, shit, Charley!
1466
01:34:57,780 --> 01:35:01,700
- I don't want to get married again.
- We've rehearsed twice.
1467
01:35:01,784 --> 01:35:04,703
We're practically professionals.
What's the problem?
1468
01:35:04,787 --> 01:35:07,289
- Do you, Charles Raymond Pearl...
- I do.
1469
01:35:07,373 --> 01:35:10,959
- Take Victoria to be your
lawfully wedded wife?
- I do.
1470
01:35:11,043 --> 01:35:14,463
Not yet.
For as long as you both shall live?
1471
01:35:14,505 --> 01:35:16,715
- Now.
- I do.
1472
01:35:16,799 --> 01:35:19,885
If the man says, "Can do,"
can do.
1473
01:35:19,968 --> 01:35:22,388
Do you,
Victoria Rosemary Anderson...
1474
01:35:22,471 --> 01:35:24,139
take Charles
to be your husband?
1475
01:35:24,223 --> 01:35:26,809
In sickness and in health?
For better or worse?
1476
01:35:26,892 --> 01:35:30,938
Richer or poorer,
so long as you both shall live?
1477
01:35:36,568 --> 01:35:39,988
I don't think
she's comin' outta the gate.
1478
01:35:40,072 --> 01:35:43,158
The filly's nervous.
Never a winner on this track.
1479
01:35:44,910 --> 01:35:47,996
Take your pitch
and swing, baby.
1480
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:49,665
I do.
1481
01:35:49,748 --> 01:35:54,169
With the power vested in me,
I pronounce you man and wife.
1482
01:35:54,253 --> 01:35:57,131
You may kiss the bride.
1483
01:35:58,090 --> 01:36:00,843
This is the
happiest day of my life.
1484
01:36:02,553 --> 01:36:05,264
I always love these days,
too, Charley.
1485
01:36:05,347 --> 01:36:07,266
I really do.
1486
01:36:07,349 --> 01:36:10,602
Hey, atta boy, Charley.
1487
01:36:15,357 --> 01:36:17,985
The greatest comeback
in marital history.
1488
01:36:18,068 --> 01:36:20,154
- Good luck, babe.
- Thank you.
1489
01:36:20,237 --> 01:36:22,823
After Sherry and I get married,
we're gonna get divorced.
1490
01:36:22,906 --> 01:36:24,867
- This is so romantic.
- No.
1491
01:36:31,415 --> 01:36:34,668
And so the happy newly,
newly, newlyweds...
1492
01:36:34,752 --> 01:36:36,712
drove off into the sunset...
1493
01:36:36,754 --> 01:36:40,174
where, you would imagine,
they lived happily-ever-after.
1494
01:36:40,215 --> 01:36:44,678
Truth? They drove straight to a walnut
grove in Culver City, California.
1495
01:36:44,762 --> 01:36:48,307
See, for the first time in his life,
Charley had plans.
1496
01:36:48,390 --> 01:36:50,726
This is it.
1497
01:36:52,144 --> 01:36:55,064
This is what?
1498
01:36:55,105 --> 01:36:57,900
This is ours.
26 acres.
1499
01:36:57,983 --> 01:37:01,695
I bought it. It'll be
finished in nine months.
1500
01:37:01,779 --> 01:37:07,076
- Charley, not another big house.
- Not a house.
1501
01:37:07,159 --> 01:37:11,413
A movie studio.
Pearl Productions.
1502
01:37:11,497 --> 01:37:15,000
I'm gonna make movies
just for you, baby!
1503
01:37:15,084 --> 01:37:17,211
Oh, Charley...
1504
01:37:17,294 --> 01:37:20,381
- what do you know about making movies?
- What's to know?
1505
01:37:20,422 --> 01:37:23,217
You buy a movie camera.
I point the camera at you...
1506
01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:26,053
and America falls
in love with you...
1507
01:37:26,095 --> 01:37:29,098
just the way I did.
1508
01:37:29,139 --> 01:37:32,101
Pearl Studios cost 15 million bucks.
1509
01:37:32,184 --> 01:37:34,895
Lucky coincidence.
That's all the money Charley had left.
1510
01:37:34,937 --> 01:37:38,691
Nine months later,
a star was about to be born.
1511
01:37:38,774 --> 01:37:41,777
Except...
it came out a baby.
1512
01:37:44,154 --> 01:37:46,115
Unbelievable.
1513
01:37:49,118 --> 01:37:51,870
But it didn't stop production,
no siree.
1514
01:37:51,954 --> 01:37:55,040
Because with hard work
and perseverance...
1515
01:37:55,124 --> 01:37:58,043
11 months later
they had another baby.
1516
01:37:58,127 --> 01:38:00,629
Finally, Charley found
the right property for Vicki:
1517
01:38:00,713 --> 01:38:03,215
A big-budget
musical extravaganza.
1518
01:38:03,298 --> 01:38:05,259
When Vicki heard the news,
she was so excited...
1519
01:38:05,300 --> 01:38:06,885
she had twins.
1520
01:38:06,969 --> 01:38:09,722
Charley was never happier
in his life.
1521
01:38:09,805 --> 01:38:12,891
He had Vicki, a family, a home.
1522
01:38:12,975 --> 01:38:16,103
Only he didn't have the studio,
which went bankrupt.
1523
01:38:16,145 --> 01:38:18,272
There's an old saying
in Hollywood...
1524
01:38:18,355 --> 01:38:20,566
"You can't make hits
unless you make pictures."
1525
01:38:20,649 --> 01:38:23,986
Vicki got back
to her singing...
1526
01:38:24,069 --> 01:38:26,905
this time to support
the family.
1527
01:38:26,989 --> 01:38:30,325
Charley was finding out there were
not a lot ofjob opportunities...
1528
01:38:30,367 --> 01:38:33,454
for ex-millionaire,
playboy, toothpaste kings.
1529
01:38:33,537 --> 01:38:35,789
All the influential people
he had known...
1530
01:38:35,873 --> 01:38:39,001
guys he had picked up
countless tabs for...
1531
01:38:39,084 --> 01:38:42,629
now wouldn't give Charley
the time of day.
1532
01:38:42,713 --> 01:38:45,507
DAfter all the things you told me
1533
01:38:45,591 --> 01:38:51,180
dAnd the promises that you gave
1534
01:38:51,263 --> 01:38:55,642
As Vicki's star climbed
higher and higher...
1535
01:38:55,684 --> 01:38:59,271
Charley's crashed and burned.
1536
01:39:01,523 --> 01:39:05,986
1954 found the rest of us
riding the tail of a comet.
1537
01:39:06,070 --> 01:39:09,156
Tony and me were starring
with "La Hayworth."
1538
01:39:09,239 --> 01:39:11,492
Sammy had a hit musical
on Broadway.
1539
01:39:11,575 --> 01:39:14,787
And George had Cincinnati
in second place.
1540
01:39:14,870 --> 01:39:18,499
About a year passed,
and another of our brave comrades fell.
1541
01:39:18,582 --> 01:39:21,543
Tony Madden,
now MGM's biggest star...
1542
01:39:21,585 --> 01:39:26,173
was finally caught in that evil spider's
web that traps us all...marriage.
1543
01:39:26,256 --> 01:39:29,635
He not only got the girl,
he bought Lew Horner's house.
1544
01:39:29,718 --> 01:39:32,846
I'm telling ya, irony,
irony everywhere.
1545
01:39:32,930 --> 01:39:36,892
I wonder if she knows
it's a toupee.
1546
01:39:36,934 --> 01:39:40,896
- That's not his real hair?
- It is, but when it fell out...
1547
01:39:40,938 --> 01:39:43,190
he had it made into a toupee.
1548
01:39:43,273 --> 01:39:47,319
- Look at these fool guys.
- That's us seven years ago.
1549
01:39:47,403 --> 01:39:49,863
Do you think they'll
make it as big as we did?
1550
01:39:49,905 --> 01:39:51,907
Nah, we're the last
of our breed.
1551
01:39:51,949 --> 01:39:54,702
Isn't one of your friends
missing, darling?
1552
01:39:54,743 --> 01:39:56,912
Charley Pearl and Vicki.
1553
01:39:56,995 --> 01:40:00,040
- They'll be here. Don't worry.
- I hope nothing's wrong.
1554
01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:02,876
Nah! Probably just stopped
off to have another kid.
1555
01:40:02,918 --> 01:40:08,382
Sorry I couldn't buy you
a new dress for the party.
1556
01:40:08,424 --> 01:40:13,554
Charley, I've only had this
a year and I've worn it twice.
1557
01:40:13,595 --> 01:40:16,724
I never thought a wife of mine
would wear costume jewelery.
1558
01:40:16,807 --> 01:40:19,893
It's not even good
costume jewelery.
1559
01:40:19,935 --> 01:40:23,689
You don't like this bracelet?
I love it!
1560
01:40:23,772 --> 01:40:26,942
Who cares? It looks better
than the real stuff anyway.
1561
01:40:29,778 --> 01:40:31,905
Let's not go.
1562
01:40:31,947 --> 01:40:35,534
It's gonna be boring,
the same jokes, songs...
1563
01:40:35,617 --> 01:40:39,121
the same faces.
I'm sick of these people.
1564
01:40:39,204 --> 01:40:43,125
These guys were more laughs
when they were bums.
1565
01:40:44,835 --> 01:40:48,380
We've missed the
last three parties.
1566
01:40:48,464 --> 01:40:51,383
You've gotta stop hiding
from your friends, Charley.
1567
01:40:51,467 --> 01:40:56,055
- They're your friends.
- I'm not hiding from my friends.
1568
01:40:59,141 --> 01:41:01,727
Okay. Never mind.
Let's go.
1569
01:41:01,810 --> 01:41:06,273
Wait, what did you mean,
"hiding from my friends"?
1570
01:41:06,357 --> 01:41:10,235
- Never mind!
- Hey, I want an answer to my question.
1571
01:41:10,319 --> 01:41:12,821
- Just let go of it.
- What did you mean?
1572
01:41:12,905 --> 01:41:16,617
- What did you mean by that?
- It doesn't matter, Charley!
1573
01:41:21,330 --> 01:41:23,957
You just...
1574
01:41:24,041 --> 01:41:27,127
you just had a little
run of bad luck.
1575
01:41:27,211 --> 01:41:29,463
"A run of bad luck"?
1576
01:41:29,505 --> 01:41:32,758
I've had a fucking marathon!
1577
01:41:32,841 --> 01:41:36,345
- Why don't you go to
the party by yourself?
- No.
1578
01:41:36,428 --> 01:41:39,014
There'll be a lot
of successful people like you.
1579
01:41:39,098 --> 01:41:41,809
You can compare your reviews
in "Variety,"
1580
01:41:41,850 --> 01:41:46,105
how many times your names
have been in the columns.
1581
01:41:46,188 --> 01:41:48,190
Okay?
1582
01:41:48,273 --> 01:41:51,360
I didn't ask you to build
the studio, Charley.
1583
01:41:51,443 --> 01:41:53,529
I didn't say
"Make me a movie star."
1584
01:41:53,612 --> 01:41:56,031
I just wanted to sing,
that's all!
1585
01:41:56,115 --> 01:41:59,159
- Why didn't you stop me
from making an ass of myself?
- What?
1586
01:41:59,243 --> 01:42:01,995
What the hell did I know
about making movies?
1587
01:42:02,037 --> 01:42:04,331
- Huh?
- I don't believe this.
1588
01:42:04,373 --> 01:42:07,835
- A husband and wife are supposed
to look out for each other, right?
- Yes.
1589
01:42:07,876 --> 01:42:11,005
Why didn't you stop me
from writing all those checks...
1590
01:42:11,088 --> 01:42:15,009
to every creep looking
for a lovesick sucker...
1591
01:42:15,050 --> 01:42:18,220
- which is what I am. Am I right?
- You're not.
1592
01:42:19,638 --> 01:42:23,183
I pulled you out of that place
in Vegas, didn't I?
1593
01:42:23,267 --> 01:42:26,228
You're never gonna let me
forget, are you?
1594
01:42:26,270 --> 01:42:30,357
How you pulled me out of Vegas
and made me respectable.
1595
01:42:30,399 --> 01:42:33,861
Then I work my ass off,
gain a little self-respect
while bringing up your kids.
1596
01:42:33,902 --> 01:42:36,739
But you can't take that,
can you, Charley?
1597
01:42:38,073 --> 01:42:41,744
What do you want?
Me to stay at home?
1598
01:42:41,827 --> 01:42:44,163
I can be a wife!
I can be a bimbo!
1599
01:42:44,246 --> 01:42:46,582
It's your choice.
What do you want?
1600
01:42:46,623 --> 01:42:50,377
No, no, no.
I'm the bimbo here.
1601
01:42:50,461 --> 01:42:53,422
I mean, I'm a kept man.
1602
01:42:53,464 --> 01:42:55,507
- No, Charley.
- Do you know where this party is?
1603
01:42:55,591 --> 01:42:59,595
This is in the house
that Adele Horner lived in...
1604
01:42:59,678 --> 01:43:03,057
- a place where I was treated
like a king once.
- It doesn't matter.
1605
01:43:03,098 --> 01:43:06,560
There are waiters making
more money at this party...
1606
01:43:06,602 --> 01:43:09,021
than I made all of last year.
1607
01:43:09,104 --> 01:43:12,066
I had my life going exactly
the way I wanted.
1608
01:43:12,149 --> 01:43:14,568
- Shh.
- That's what I gave up for you.
1609
01:43:17,029 --> 01:43:19,531
What did you say, Charley?
1610
01:43:19,615 --> 01:43:21,784
What you gave up for me?
1611
01:43:21,867 --> 01:43:24,745
Yeah, that's right.
1612
01:43:36,006 --> 01:43:38,759
Hey, where you going?
1613
01:43:41,595 --> 01:43:44,640
What you gave up for me,
Charley?
1614
01:43:44,723 --> 01:43:47,601
I don't need you.
1615
01:43:49,144 --> 01:43:51,605
And I never want
to see you again.
1616
01:43:51,647 --> 01:43:54,108
Ever!
1617
01:43:58,320 --> 01:44:00,447
You come back here.
1618
01:44:00,531 --> 01:44:03,617
Where do you think
you're going?
1619
01:44:03,701 --> 01:44:07,037
Come back and get in this car.
Do you hear me?
1620
01:44:07,121 --> 01:44:11,291
Come back, goddamn it.
You owe me the rest of your life!
1621
01:44:11,333 --> 01:44:13,377
What about my kids?
1622
01:44:13,460 --> 01:44:16,005
I'm not giving up my kids!
1623
01:44:16,088 --> 01:44:19,299
I don't want my kids to have
a revolving door as a father.
1624
01:44:19,383 --> 01:44:23,178
We have more anniversaries
than we do birthdays!
1625
01:44:23,262 --> 01:44:26,348
I'm a great father.
I love being a father.
1626
01:44:26,432 --> 01:44:29,893
Too bad you don't love
being a husband!
1627
01:44:29,977 --> 01:44:32,229
Look at me, Charley.
Look at me!
1628
01:44:32,312 --> 01:44:35,899
'Cause it's the last chance
you're ever gonna get.
1629
01:44:58,005 --> 01:45:00,924
Goddamn you, Bugsy Siegel.
1630
01:45:02,301 --> 01:45:04,845
I hope you burn in hell.
1631
01:45:07,389 --> 01:45:10,517
And they got divorced a third time.
1632
01:45:10,559 --> 01:45:13,354
And Bugsy Siegel burnt in hell.
1633
01:45:13,437 --> 01:45:15,689
Charley knew he'd blown it.
1634
01:45:15,731 --> 01:45:17,900
He never made it to the party.
1635
01:45:17,983 --> 01:45:22,196
In fact, as 1955 became 1956...
1636
01:45:22,279 --> 01:45:25,949
none of us heard from or even about...
Charley Pearl.
1637
01:45:26,033 --> 01:45:29,411
Vicki packed the kids in her van
and moved up to San Francisco.
1638
01:45:29,453 --> 01:45:33,749
I never told you?
That's where me and the guys found her.
1639
01:45:33,832 --> 01:45:38,379
♪ What good is money if
your heart isn't light
1640
01:45:40,506 --> 01:45:44,051
She's singing with more...
heart.
1641
01:45:44,134 --> 01:45:46,220
Know what I mean?
1642
01:45:46,303 --> 01:45:48,889
Yeah. It's called loneliness.
1643
01:45:48,931 --> 01:45:52,059
♪ When youth has its fling
1644
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:57,731
- Jesus, I don't believe it.
- What?
1645
01:45:57,773 --> 01:46:02,319
- Charley. It's Charley.
- Holy Moses!
1646
01:46:04,029 --> 01:46:08,409
- You know what the odds
are on this happening?
- Even money.
1647
01:46:11,537 --> 01:46:18,460
♪ We have the right
to laugh at them all
1648
01:46:18,502 --> 01:46:21,046
Come on.
Let's go.
1649
01:46:21,130 --> 01:46:23,632
♪ Love is still king
1650
01:46:23,716 --> 01:46:29,763
♪ Love is the thing
1651
01:46:29,847 --> 01:46:32,307
Charley.
1652
01:46:34,476 --> 01:46:36,895
- Charley, it's us.
- It's Tony.
1653
01:46:41,316 --> 01:46:43,318
Hey, fellas.
1654
01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:46,488
It's nice to see you.
1655
01:46:50,409 --> 01:46:52,453
Where you been, Charley?
1656
01:46:52,494 --> 01:46:54,121
I've been around.
1657
01:46:54,204 --> 01:46:56,165
- Around where?
- What've you been doing?
1658
01:46:56,206 --> 01:46:59,793
I got into this new business
they got up here.
1659
01:46:59,835 --> 01:47:01,962
What business?
1660
01:47:02,004 --> 01:47:04,965
- They're called computers.
- Schmuck.
1661
01:47:05,007 --> 01:47:07,801
Shh.
1662
01:47:07,885 --> 01:47:10,346
Hey, does Vicki
know you're here?
1663
01:47:10,429 --> 01:47:14,141
Yeah, I come in three,
four times a week.
1664
01:47:14,183 --> 01:47:17,186
You two...
you're not... together?
1665
01:47:17,227 --> 01:47:19,813
No, no.
1666
01:47:19,855 --> 01:47:23,817
She's a tough nut to crack,
you know.
1667
01:47:23,901 --> 01:47:27,363
♪ lf we're rich or we're poor
1668
01:47:29,031 --> 01:47:31,158
Are you okay, Charley?
1669
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,952
Yeah, I'm fine.
1670
01:47:34,036 --> 01:47:36,872
You been drinking, Charley?
1671
01:47:36,914 --> 01:47:39,166
Me?
1672
01:47:39,249 --> 01:47:42,670
Drinkin'?
You know I don't drink.
1673
01:47:42,711 --> 01:47:44,213
Hey, fellas.
1674
01:47:44,296 --> 01:47:47,174
I wanna show you something.
1675
01:47:47,216 --> 01:47:49,635
Look at that.
1676
01:47:49,718 --> 01:47:51,512
Beauties, huh?
1677
01:47:51,595 --> 01:47:54,682
They all look like their mom.
1678
01:47:54,765 --> 01:48:01,355
♪ And here in your arms
1679
01:48:01,397 --> 01:48:04,817
Let me ask you fellas
a question.
1680
01:48:09,071 --> 01:48:11,699
You think she'll like this?
1681
01:48:15,411 --> 01:48:17,871
It's a dazzler, Charley.
1682
01:48:17,913 --> 01:48:21,208
What's the occasion?
1683
01:48:21,291 --> 01:48:25,379
I'm gonna pop the question.
What do you think?
1684
01:48:25,421 --> 01:48:28,716
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
1685
01:48:28,757 --> 01:48:31,677
Charley, answer me something.
1686
01:48:31,760 --> 01:48:35,931
Why do you want to marry
the same woman four times?
1687
01:48:42,104 --> 01:48:44,732
It fits.
1688
01:48:50,279 --> 01:48:56,869
♪ And even though our castles
crumble and fall
1689
01:48:56,952 --> 01:49:00,414
♪ We have the right
1690
01:49:00,497 --> 01:49:03,876
♪ To laugh at them all
1691
01:49:03,959 --> 01:49:07,379
♪ For love is still king
1692
01:49:10,632 --> 01:49:15,721
♪ Love is the
1693
01:49:18,891 --> 01:49:20,891
♪ Thing
1694
01:49:44,666 --> 01:49:46,585
♪ Birds do it
1695
01:49:46,669 --> 01:49:49,296
♪ Bees do it
1696
01:49:49,380 --> 01:49:52,007
♪ Even educated fleas do it
1697
01:49:52,091 --> 01:49:56,136
♪ Let's do it
Let's fall in love
1698
01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:02,643
♪ In Spain the best of the set
do it
1699
01:50:02,726 --> 01:50:06,188
♪ Lithuanians and Letts do it
1700
01:50:06,230 --> 01:50:11,944
♪ Let's do it
Let's fall in love
1701
01:50:12,027 --> 01:50:16,699
♪ The Dutch in
old Amsterdam do it
1702
01:50:16,782 --> 01:50:19,993
♪ Not to mention the Finns
1703
01:50:20,035 --> 01:50:26,125
♪ Folks in Siam do it
think of Siamese twins
1704
01:50:26,208 --> 01:50:30,629
♪ Some Argentines without means
do it
1705
01:50:30,713 --> 01:50:34,383
♪ People say in Boston
even beans do it
1706
01:50:34,466 --> 01:50:39,054
♪ Let's do it
Let's fall in love
1707
01:51:18,093 --> 01:51:23,766
♪ Electric eels
I might add do it
1708
01:51:23,849 --> 01:51:26,935
♪ Though it shocks them I know
1709
01:51:27,019 --> 01:51:32,608
♪ Why ask if shad do it
Waiter, bring me shad roe
1710
01:51:32,691 --> 01:51:37,363
♪ In shallow shoals
English soles do it
1711
01:51:37,446 --> 01:51:42,117
♪ Goldfish in the privacy
ofbowls do it
1712
01:51:42,201 --> 01:51:47,289
♪ Let's do it, let's fall
1713
01:51:47,373 --> 01:51:49,958
♪ Let's do it
1714
01:51:50,042 --> 01:51:56,590
♪ Let's fall in love
1715
01:51:56,632 --> 01:51:59,927
And they never
got divorced again.
1716
01:51:59,968 --> 01:52:02,805
Vicki kept on singing
her heart out.
1717
01:52:02,888 --> 01:52:05,974
And curiously enough, Charley's
hunch about that computer thing...
1718
01:52:06,058 --> 01:52:08,602
actually paid off.
Yeah.
1719
01:52:08,686 --> 01:52:11,438
He now owns a small county
in northern California.
1720
01:52:11,522 --> 01:52:15,317
Well, they needed a big yard
for all those kids.
1721
01:52:15,401 --> 01:52:18,153
Like Charley says,
there are couples in love...
1722
01:52:18,237 --> 01:52:20,072
and there are couples
who are hot.
1723
01:52:20,155 --> 01:52:22,074
And then there's him and Vicki.
1724
01:52:22,157 --> 01:52:24,159
They got both.
1725
01:52:24,243 --> 01:52:26,328
You know what
the odds are on that?
1726
01:52:26,412 --> 01:52:28,956
Big... very big...
1727
01:52:29,039 --> 01:52:31,417
extremely very big.
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