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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:27,479 Connection. 2 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,399 Phone book. 3 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,879 Jeff work. 4 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,439 Logan school. 5 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,559 Home. 6 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:38,799 Jeff Cell. 7 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:40,559 Jeff work. 8 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:41,799 Jeff Cell. 9 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:42,759 Jeff work. 10 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:43,359 Jeff work. 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,063 Jeff work. 12 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,465 How can I complain? 13 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:40,479 Women in Darfur, you know, walk 14 miles to get water, 14 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,399 raped on the way. 15 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:44,719 And on their way home, just trying to get water back to 16 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,679 the family, raped again, spill all the water, have to go 17 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,199 back, probably raped a third time. 18 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,799 I mean, how dare I? 19 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,599 How dare any of us? 20 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:56,079 Rachel, do I need to remind you how much time you spend 21 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,639 giving back? 22 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:00,719 You know what, if it's gluten-free and 23 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:02,559 it is the same, how could it hurt? 24 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:05,519 Eastside JCC Moms! 25 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,039 What are we doing? 26 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,519 Packing lunch for the homeless! 27 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,519 OK, I'm gonna post this. 28 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:13,519 When you get home, be sure to like it. 29 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:14,599 OK? 30 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,959 Don't just like it. 31 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:16,559 You have to share it with everybody. 32 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:17,839 Get your friends to like it. 33 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,679 I'm gonna see you guys at the auction? 34 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,399 Rachel, I'm talking to you. 35 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,399 Yep, got it. 36 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,759 Got it. 37 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,119 I know, it takes a lot of time. 38 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:28,639 And how are things with Logan? 39 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:29,959 Is he good? 40 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:30,839 Oh, Logan is awesome. 41 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:32,439 Are you two playing? 42 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,559 I know you said you were having trouble getting on the 43 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,359 floor with him and just playing. 44 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,999 Yeah. 45 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,751 So fun just to get on the floor and just play with him. 46 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,879 And how's Jeff? 47 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,439 Yeah, all's well. 48 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,679 Good, good, good, good, good, good, good. 49 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,350 Good, good. 50 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,679 Rachel, you don't have to tell me the truth, but, 51 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:02,599 uh, it is your time. 52 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:03,861 You pay for it. 53 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,439 Still no sex. 54 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:10,679 Lost count. 55 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,519 Six months. 56 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,199 That's a long time. 57 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,759 I feel like there's a lot of couples that probably go 58 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:16,999 through dry spells- 59 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,784 Not healthy couples, no. 60 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:34,679 Instead of just, like, talking about the 61 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:37,879 fact that we're not having sex, we use this code. 62 00:04:37,880 --> 00:04:41,679 He asks if he should put the dog out. 63 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,679 Hey baby. 64 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,759 I gotta sleep. 65 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,919 Yeah, I know. 66 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,839 I was just, uh, thinking of putting Bonnet out. 67 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:50,319 Um... 68 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,639 Or you know, I could just let him stay in here. 69 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,839 If you don't want me to. 70 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:56,759 It doesn't matter. 71 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,759 It doesn't matter to me either. 72 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:03,759 Well, let him stay. 73 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:04,559 You sure? 74 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:05,159 Yeah. 75 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:05,760 Yeah? 76 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:09,039 OK. 77 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:10,799 Are you avoiding intercourse? 78 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,039 Bedtime? 79 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,719 That is the worst time to have sex. 80 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,199 Is there a time you'd prefer? 81 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:24,839 Oh, like a 3:30, or 4:00 tea time thing. 82 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,599 You know? 83 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,839 Elicit. 84 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:31,307 Curtains closed, sun trying to get in. 85 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:36,719 We meet somewhere. 86 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,999 May I share something with you? 87 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:45,039 When Portia and I met in 1979 at Smith College... 88 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:46,039 Does your shrink tell 89 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,119 you about her life? 90 00:05:48,120 --> 00:05:50,359 No, because if she did, I would fire her. 91 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,759 It goes against her, like, Hippocratic Oath or something. 92 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,799 Oh my god, Lenore is always talking about her awful... 93 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,359 Ugh, Lenore. 94 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,639 Lesbian partner Portia and how deep their love is. 95 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,919 Please fire Lenore. 96 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:01,319 Ugh. 97 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,519 I bet they have eyes open orgasms. 98 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,079 Ugh. 99 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:06,960 Looking into the eyes of your partner when he... 100 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,359 No thank you. 101 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,839 Oh god, I'm so ready just to say fuck you to that auction. 102 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,119 I just do not wanna go. 103 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,719 Oh my god, me neither. 104 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,719 I'm buying a parking space for my horrible wife. 105 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,188 No, I'm buying the parking space for my horrible wife. 106 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,919 Oh, gentleman's club. 107 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,319 Oh, well, yes, of course, because they are the most 108 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:27,399 gently of men. 109 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,239 Top hat with your dick out. 110 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:30,879 Their little nut sack peeking out, and their tiny little 111 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:32,399 monocles. 112 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,919 Top of the morning to you, ladies. 113 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:36,919 Would you mind if I jacked myself off? 114 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,679 You ever been to a strip club? 115 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,039 Seriously? 116 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:40,999 Bo and I have gone to, like, a million strip clubs. 117 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:41,719 Are you serious? 118 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,399 Yes. 119 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,759 We go there, we get all hot, and then we bang the shit out 120 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:46,199 of each other when we get home. 121 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:47,079 Should I make a res? 122 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,319 What's wrong with you? 123 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,799 Let me guess. 124 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,279 This was Steph's idea. 125 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:56,759 No, actually, it was my idea. 126 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,919 I've never done anything like this before. 127 00:06:58,920 --> 00:06:59,839 It'll be hilarious. 128 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:00,999 You've never been to a strip club? 129 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,759 No. 130 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,511 Strip clubs are sad, and they make me the opposite of horny. 131 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:11,759 You don't think that looking at young, hot American tits 132 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,959 are gonna get you horny? 133 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,839 How do you know their American? 134 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,799 They could be... 135 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,359 I don't know. 136 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,079 I just... 137 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,399 You're not gonna know what hits you when you get home. 138 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,359 Really? 139 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,879 It's gonna be sexual. 140 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:27,679 It's gonna be oh so sexual. 141 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:28,639 Mm. 142 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,959 I'm gonna eat you alive. 143 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:32,919 I'm might... 144 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,399 I might even suck it right off. 145 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:36,159 OK. 146 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:36,879 You don't know. 147 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,039 I do not know. 148 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,199 It's gonna be good. 149 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,919 OK. 150 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,919 I'm gonna make some hot loving to your... to your dad 151 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:43,559 bod. 152 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:44,439 Oh, man. 153 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,159 Come on. 154 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,279 I wanted to bid on the Cuperbergs' condo in Maui and 155 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:50,999 now I can't. 156 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,879 Jeff, you don't wanna stay at that condo. 157 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,279 It sounds repulsing. 158 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:54,903 Yeah I do. 159 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,839 You can't even see the ocean from that condo. 160 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:58,799 Why would we stay there? 161 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,119 Jesus, Rachel, put on some clothes. 162 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,439 Men wear those on their faces when they rob banks. 163 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,959 You press that panic button, I'm gonna 164 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,319 shoot you in the face. 165 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,024 Bing, bing. 166 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,119 Did you tell the babysitter what Logan likes for dinner? 167 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,959 Uh, no. 168 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,319 All right, I'm gonna see if we have any of that frozen soy 169 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,831 cheese pizza. 170 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:28,839 IDs, please. 171 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,839 Hi. 172 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,999 Are you serious? 173 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,839 I can't tell with y'all nowadays. 174 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,519 You know? 175 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,439 Yes please. 176 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,030 Best night of my life. 177 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,959 Oh my god, thank you. 178 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,719 Here you go. 179 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:43,959 Thank you. 180 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,679 Making my day. 181 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,799 Larissa. 182 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,239 Let's give it up for Larissa. 183 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,944 Come on up. 184 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,439 How old are you? 185 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:18,959 I'm 19. 186 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,399 Oh my god, that's young. 187 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,359 I had a baby. 188 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:42,999 That's OK. 189 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,159 Hey baby. 190 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,279 Huh? 191 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,319 I'm gonna put Bonnet out, OK? 192 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:34,919 Yeah. 193 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,759 OK. 194 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:36,559 No, of course we should. 195 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:39,519 That's why we're... 196 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,599 Hold on a minute. 197 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,439 Wha? 198 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,621 What are you doing? 199 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,919 I am so sorry! 200 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,279 That's OK. 201 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:00,959 Honey, I'm so sorry. 202 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,159 It's OK. 203 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,581 I know this was the night. 204 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,039 Tell me everything. 205 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,279 Did you do it to each other last night, or what? 206 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,079 I was puking and Jeff was tired. 207 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:11,039 Oh my god, you are gay and Jeff was gay. 208 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,199 OK, he might've tried to shove it in there. 209 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,279 I couldn't tell you. 210 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,359 Does Bo ever just fold it and mush it in? 211 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,399 Oh my god, like a soft response? 212 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,879 Just sneak it in there? 213 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,279 Oh god, Jennie. 214 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:20,919 Hi. 215 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:21,319 Hey. 216 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,479 Aw. 217 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,039 Missed you guys at the auction. 218 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,559 Oh, I'm so sorry, my sister had a thing. 219 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,679 Yeah, mine did too. 220 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,599 So weird. 221 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:28,508 Hey you. 222 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,220 Matt bought me the parking space. 223 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,759 Of course he did. 224 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,639 Oh. 225 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:34,719 Yeah, I'll do it. 226 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,319 I do. 227 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,439 I can't. 228 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,159 Wait, where are you going? 229 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,182 I booked a massage. 230 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,580 Previous destination. 231 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,399 Sam's Hofbrau. 232 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,919 Uh, just one Americano, please. 233 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:03,879 What's your name? 234 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:08,319 Um, Sophia. 235 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,279 Keep the change. 236 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,745 Thank you. 237 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,279 Sophia? 238 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:19,999 Yeah. 239 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,022 Thank you. 240 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,586 Oh, hi. 241 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,199 Do I look familiar to you? 242 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:39,639 You gave me a lap dance last weekend. 243 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:42,319 Yeah, I remember. 244 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,839 You do? 245 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,599 Yeah, you came in with your husband, right? 246 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,559 Yeah. 247 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,479 That's cool, I like that. 248 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:47,599 Oh. 249 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,239 Yeah, you guys live downtown? 250 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,239 No, I like in Silver Lake. 251 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:52,359 Awesome. 252 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:53,359 Yeah. 253 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,959 But I... 254 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,879 Um, I follow this truck on Twitter, which is how I 255 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:58,839 happened to find this truck today. 256 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,399 Because they tweet. 257 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,239 Yeah they do. 258 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,599 Sophia. 259 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,239 Just my nom de coffee, if you will. 260 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,639 Oh. 261 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,519 I'm Rachel. 262 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,399 I'm McKenna. 263 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,799 It's nice to meet you. 264 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,439 When I got out of college, I, uh... 265 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,279 I majored in journalism, but I kinda couldn't get my shit 266 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,399 together, so I ended up working at this PR firm 267 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,039 writing press releases about Calista Flockhart's buttery 268 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,479 choc highlights. 269 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,199 Guys, who wants to try the new bar method place with me? 270 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:28,919 Oh, is that open? 271 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:29,999 Yeah, me I do. 272 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,879 I got a Groupon. 273 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,559 Let's use it. 274 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,359 Uh, I can. 275 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:33,279 Why? 276 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:33,639 What are you doing? 277 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,159 Uh, oil change. 278 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,399 So you know when you text somebody an emoticon? 279 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,279 Yeah, sure. 280 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,999 So, this is just like that, except you're... you're texting 281 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,199 a tiny picture of your face. 282 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,519 It's called an e-me-ticon. 283 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,479 E-me-ticon. 284 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,599 Yeah, I just bought that. 285 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:48,399 Oh, that was Jeff. 286 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,519 He's been trying to get something to hit. 287 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,479 And now he's never not working, and I'm, you know, 288 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,279 just online. 289 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:58,399 I had this one picture of him growing up. 290 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,359 He was in this weird maroon sweatshirt and 291 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,479 had these crazy sideburns. 292 00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:06,359 My mom told me that he had a genius IQ, so that's why she 293 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,559 picked him, because it was good genes. 294 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,599 But then one night, she got really drunk and she told me 295 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,519 that was actually just a random photo and she had no 296 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,879 idea who got her pregnant. 297 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,359 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 298 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,119 Nah, it's cool. 299 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:18,999 You know, it's... 300 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,359 He's like a mystery to me. 301 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:25,959 I get to imagine what he's like. 302 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,639 I think he's like Axl Rose. 303 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,039 Oh my god. 304 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,359 You just snorted. 305 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,399 Yes I did. 306 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,759 You snort when you laugh. 307 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,799 Yeah, it's not cute in any way. 308 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,879 It's so cute. 309 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,319 No, way too old for the snort. 310 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,759 No, it's cute. 311 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,039 You know what? 312 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,439 I will have a cigarette. 313 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,479 OK. 314 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,945 Why not? 315 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,905 My lighter. 316 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,559 Went out. 317 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,786 Come here. 318 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:07,439 Ready? 319 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,679 Yeah. 320 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,639 Oh, put your hand up. 321 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,390 Yeah. 322 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,905 I remember why people do this. 323 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,639 Sophia? 324 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,390 Yeah. 325 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,399 Hey! 326 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,079 Wait! 327 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:53,399 McKenna! 328 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,359 Are you OK? 329 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:55,959 No. 330 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:56,439 Sorry. 331 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,599 Help me? 332 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,559 Yes. 333 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,199 Just fucking wait. 334 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,439 This guy won't listen to me. 335 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,519 Do you have a key? 336 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,639 Please make it stop. 337 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:07,159 My entire life is in this car. 338 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,439 That's my car, man! 339 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,119 Hey, hey! 340 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:09,839 What the fuck, McKenna? 341 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,599 What happened? 342 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,559 Look, Walter. 343 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,119 Hey. 344 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,519 There's apparently 35 fucking tickets on this thing! 345 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,599 Wait. 346 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:16,759 I could've been arrested, man. 347 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,879 No, there was 10 tickets, tops. 348 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:18,519 Asshole! 349 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,439 No, hey! 350 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,063 No, no, no. 351 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,799 Hey, hey, hey, hey, my man! 352 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,759 Yo, yo don't! 353 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,279 No, don't. 354 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,199 Fuck! 355 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:25,759 God! 356 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:26,679 You dumb bitch! 357 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,479 Did you get your stuff? 358 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,479 Yeah. 359 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,079 Sir. 360 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,519 Sir, excuse me. 361 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,279 Dumb bitch. 362 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,119 Dumb bitch. 363 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,239 With all due respect, if the car had tickets on it, and 364 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:35,959 it's your car, then I feel you're the responsible one. 365 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,559 Who the fuck are you? 366 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,439 Hey. 367 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,919 That's my aunt Sophia. 368 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,599 So be cool, man. 369 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,319 OK? 370 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,359 What the fuck are you gonna do with all your shit? 371 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:43,959 OK. 372 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,479 OK, OK. 373 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,679 Just walk away. 374 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,119 We get it. We get it. 375 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,260 Don't fucking move. 376 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,719 So. 377 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,599 So you just put your stuff, um... 378 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,599 This is where you're going to be staying. 379 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:07,359 First floor there's a bed where we... 380 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,279 Wow, Rachel. 381 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:09,639 Used to be the maid's room, but we don't 382 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,439 have... 383 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,039 This is awesome. 384 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,919 Yeah, welcome, welcome. 385 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,719 Make yourself at home. 386 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,639 Oh, wow. 387 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,599 Hey. 388 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,479 Who is this guy? 389 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,359 Hey, buddy. 390 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:25,639 That's Bonnet. 391 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,399 Hi cutie fruity patootie. 392 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,079 That is the best name ever for a pup. 393 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:32,039 Let me show you... 394 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,319 Let me show you your digs. 395 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,479 Oh man. 396 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,359 OK. 397 00:19:35,360 --> 00:19:36,799 Let me put your... 398 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,439 Let's get some fresh air in this room! 399 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,879 Oh. 400 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,599 Sorry. 401 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,599 Yeah, this used to be our live in's room. 402 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,279 Her name was Luce. 403 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,999 I know it's stupid to think that we'd need a housekeeper. 404 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,159 I don't even have a job. 405 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,119 But, you know, she was a godsend. 406 00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,279 Because when I got pregnant with Logan, you know, I 407 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,599 thought, I'm not gonna have a baby nurse. 408 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:02,839 I'm not gonna need any of that. 409 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,279 You know, I'm gonna- I'm a mother. 410 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:05,319 I... 411 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,239 My body is built for this. 412 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,839 And then came home, milk didn't come in. 413 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,759 Tried and tried to nurse, couldn't latch on. 414 00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,759 Apparently my nipples are too small. 415 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,959 So, he wouldn't stop crying for anybody except for Luce. 416 00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:22,639 And she's just so calm that she just... 417 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,279 Ugh. 418 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,199 When Logan got into school, we had to let her go, you know? 419 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,599 And then we maybe thought for a minute we were gonna have, 420 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,759 another kid, and then we... or it was gonna be an office for 421 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,599 me, or... 422 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,119 I like this color. 423 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,679 This room would look really good in this color. 424 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,559 Do you ice skate? 425 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:42,239 Oh, these? 426 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:42,999 Yeah. 427 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:43,879 Well, you know. 428 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,279 For a hot New York minute. 429 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:46,839 Got my... 430 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,479 My skate on. 431 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:51,799 My mom always told me that I should surround myself with 432 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,664 good people if I want good things to happen. 433 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:59,679 I'm 55 days sober, so good people are really important. 434 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,719 Oh my god. 435 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,759 McKenna, that's amazing. 436 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,839 Congratulations. 437 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,079 Wow. 438 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,799 My mom's a witch. 439 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,709 The Wiccan kind of witch, you know? 440 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,387 Sometimes I think I might be one too. 441 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,279 Is that my bathroom? 442 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:19,919 Yeah. 443 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,759 D-d... 444 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,359 Do you need clean towels? 445 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,586 We have company. 446 00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,639 Go, go, go, go, go. 447 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:30,759 I'm listening. 448 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,439 We have company. 449 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:33,679 Who's here? 450 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:37,239 Have you ever heard of the Espresso Yourself truck? 451 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,079 Nope. 452 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,079 The coffee they make, Jeff, is like you cannot believe. 453 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,479 You know when people just make one thing right? 454 00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:45,239 I get it. 455 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:45,759 It's great. 456 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,239 It's obsession worthy. 457 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:47,959 OK. 458 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,319 So, I started... 459 00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:50,359 I started to follow the truck on Twitter. 460 00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,839 I thought you hated Twitter. 461 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,679 I don't hate Twitter, Jeff. 462 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,906 I'm not... 463 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,679 I lurk on Twitter. 464 00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,519 You're a lurker. 465 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,079 Just not a Tweeter. 466 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,879 So, a few weeks ago, the truck was parked right across the 467 00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:05,199 street from Sam's. 468 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,879 Wait, let me get you... 469 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:07,439 Let me get you some... 470 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,359 Sam who? 471 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,679 Uh, Hofbrau. 472 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:11,999 Sam's Hofbrau. 473 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,999 That was the strip bar, or like, you know, topless place 474 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,159 or whatever that we went to. 475 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,719 Oh, you need cutlery. 476 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,719 Anyway... 477 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:22,879 who would've thunk it... ran into McKenna. 478 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,759 I don't know who McKenna is. 479 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,919 Oh, she, um... 480 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,639 She's the dancer that... 481 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,759 She's the dancer that gave me that private thingy when we 482 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,639 were there. 483 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,919 You mean the stripper? 484 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,079 OK, sure. 485 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,839 The stripper, is in the maid's room. 486 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,439 The stripper's in the maid's room. 487 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,159 Yeah. 488 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:46,879 How did the stripper get in the maid's room? 489 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:49,719 I put her there. 490 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,479 So, I kept going back to the Espresso Yourself truck, and 491 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,719 every time I would go there, I kept running into McKenna. 492 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,119 So we just started talking. 493 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,799 Anyway, she was, like, between apartments, her car was 494 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,319 getting towed. 495 00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,599 She had nowhere to stay tonight, and you know all the 496 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,799 work that I do for the homeless at the J, and, you 497 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,359 know, I thought, here's... 498 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,359 OK, Here's actual homelessness right in front of me. 499 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:16,639 So you invited her to stay here in our 500 00:23:16,640 --> 00:23:18,839 house with our child? 501 00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,759 Just for like a... two nights. 502 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:22,719 Like, one night maybe. 503 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,239 You won't even notice she's here, Jeff. 504 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,479 I don't wanna 505 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:27,199 meet her right now. 506 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,439 I think we should just... 507 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:29,951 Shut up. 508 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,879 Just a few days. 509 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,823 OK, we gotta keep quiet. 510 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,550 I love you. 511 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,839 Morning. 512 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,199 Uh, hey. 513 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,919 Hey. 514 00:23:57,920 --> 00:23:59,319 I remember you. 515 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,559 You guys were, like, the cutest couple ever. 516 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,799 Oh, thank you. 517 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:03,959 We work at it. 518 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,519 Actually, we don't. 519 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,439 Comes pretty naturally. 520 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,679 Do you want some coffee? 521 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,679 Um, do you have tea? 522 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,191 Yeah. 523 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,159 Oh, wow, look at this, a tea box. 524 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:18,679 Yeah. 525 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,319 We're sort of... sort of hooked up that way. 526 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,679 Yeah. 527 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,479 I'll take a chai spice. 528 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,199 Good choice. 529 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,599 Yeah, why not? 530 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,599 I have to say, that was, like, the best sleep I've had in 531 00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,799 five years. 532 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,679 Not joking. 533 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,119 Hollywood is so noisy. 534 00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:36,919 Yeah, sometimes I find the birds in this neighborhood can 535 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,879 be rather cacophonous. 536 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:42,507 You know, loud and chirpy. 537 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,759 Rachel told me that you invent apps. 538 00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:50,559 She wasn't lying. 539 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,919 That's what I do. 540 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:52,559 I love apps. 541 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:53,599 Really? 542 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:53,839 Yeah. 543 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:54,919 Yeah? 544 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:55,959 You like your job? 545 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:59,319 Um, I used to. 546 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:04,639 I recently sold the, or got bought, merged. 547 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:09,559 There are any number of ways to describe what actually went 548 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,319 down with Happy Farm. 549 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,279 Logan, hey 550 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,159 Hey. 551 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,439 Buddy, this is McKenna. 552 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:18,159 She's, um, uh, a friend of your mom's. 553 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,239 Yeah. 554 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,439 I've heard a lot about you. 555 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:21,462 Yeah? 556 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,359 I love your monkey backpack. 557 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:24,399 It's awesome. 558 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,839 I asked for an elephant. 559 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,719 Well, talk to your mom. 560 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,239 I did. 561 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,239 We're gonna get you hooked up with breakfast real quick, Mr. 562 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,679 Man, because we are running a little late. 563 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,719 OK. 564 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:36,719 Hey. 565 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,999 Hi. 566 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,919 Uh, good morning. 567 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:39,799 Logan, you met my friend McKenna? 568 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,479 Yeah. 569 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,279 Jeff, McKenna. 570 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:41,919 McKenna, Jeff. 571 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:42,520 You got it. 572 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,199 Great. 573 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,999 OK. 574 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:46,719 How did you... 575 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,719 How did you sleep? 576 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,919 Really, really good. 577 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,079 Oh good. 578 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,439 Oh good, you... 579 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,359 Good. 580 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,599 Quiet in here. 581 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,879 Yeah. 582 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:59,159 So, um, uh, you can take Logan to school today? 583 00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:02,079 Jeff, I just want to make sure that McKenna is... 584 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,519 Got it, I am on it. 585 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:04,599 Taken care of. 586 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,599 Thank you. 587 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,079 OK, great. 588 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,679 You need milk. 589 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,959 OK. 590 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:11,479 OK, she looks like a completely different person, 591 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,079 Fight? 592 00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,199 I know. 593 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:13,999 She looks like a college kid or something. 594 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,879 Right? 595 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:16,079 Dancing is just her job. 596 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:16,959 A job does not define who you are. 597 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,119 Right. 598 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:18,959 I really think I can help her. 599 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,999 She had a really difficult life. 600 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,959 Oh, lordy, lordy, lordy. 601 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,519 OK, all right. 602 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,599 I'm shaking it out. 603 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,900 There's a stripper in my pool. 604 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,039 No big, OK. 605 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:26,999 OK. 606 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:27,799 Oh, that's a nice looking one. 607 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:28,679 Yeah, is that OK? 608 00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:29,359 What do strippers like? 609 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,479 I don't know. 610 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:30,919 Not that, because she's sober. 611 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,639 Oh. 612 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,839 Good for her. 613 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,544 Imagine that you're cleaning out a rim. 614 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:36,640 OK? 615 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:37,999 Cleaning out a rim. 616 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,079 It's a big rim. 617 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:39,919 It's more like a trash can size. 618 00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,919 OK. 619 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,919 Oh, like a garbage can rim. 620 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:42,959 Her shame is trapped there. 621 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,188 We gotta get that exercised. 622 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,239 Be gentle with it. 623 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,039 Shame. 624 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,839 Stephanie! 625 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,519 I really got this. 626 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,039 Stephanie! 627 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,039 You're waking up in the morning. 628 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:55,039 Should we give her a pole? 629 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,039 You want... 630 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,039 Oh shit. 631 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:57,559 Yeah. 632 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,519 Body. 633 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,199 No, you guys. 634 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,039 Those are the guys that come in and they're like, lap 635 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,879 dance, lap dance, lap dance, every night. 636 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:09,759 And they always have their favorite girls. 637 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,239 And they're the ones that tell you things like, oh baby, I'm 638 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,999 gonna be the one that gets to see you for real. 639 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,079 I'm gonna help get you down off of this 640 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,119 pole, blah, blah, blah. 641 00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,959 We call them Captain Save-a-Ho. 642 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,983 Captain Save-a-Ho, that's hilarious. 643 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:30,420 Yeah, I made $6,000 of one once. 644 00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,199 Wait, 6,000 just for dancing? 645 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,639 Well, some girls dance just to dance, right? 646 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,879 But I like to use the club for networking, meeting people, 647 00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,559 building relationships. 648 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:47,119 I'm not the kind of girl who's gonna tell you that she'll 649 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,559 strip but she won't get naked, or she'll give you a lap dance 650 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:53,039 but she won't touch you, or she'll touch you, but she 651 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,999 won't give you oral. 652 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,679 I'm pretty much down for anything. 653 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,145 Full service sex worker. 654 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,239 Um, what... 655 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,319 What is a sex worker? 656 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,439 Is that stupid? 657 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,119 Oh, you need to have clients. 658 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,639 This one guy Warren, I mean, he pays via Paypal. 659 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:17,599 It's awesome. 660 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,359 There's no cash exchange. 661 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,399 It's very clean. 662 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,879 And then there's this Jack, and he's been my regular on 663 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,919 Tuesdays for like a million years. 664 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,510 I love him like a brother. 665 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,639 He's your kind of run of the mill, typical 666 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,239 vanilla kinky guy. 667 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,359 He's into some weird shit. 668 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:38,639 Not really. 669 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,151 He sometimes likes a girl to watch. 670 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,599 You should come, Rachel. 671 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,079 Yes, you should. 672 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,399 You really should. 673 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,879 Tuesday? 674 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,039 I'll take Logan to soccer so you can go. 675 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,959 Thank you, that would be a huge help. 676 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,039 Sorry. 677 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,559 Fuck it. 678 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,300 I'm gonna ruing a perfectly good blow out. 679 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,799 Hey Captain Save-a-Ho. 680 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,319 She's a hooker. 681 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,279 Sh, it's OK. 682 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:43,159 No, it's not OK. 683 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:44,119 Yeah it is. 684 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,519 Is that a nursing bra? 685 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,479 Oh, yeah. 686 00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:47,439 Logan's five. 687 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,439 Throw it the fuck out. 688 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,519 You didn't know about that part, right? 689 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,759 The friends I see sometimes? 690 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,079 You were right about that. 691 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,308 You still want me to stay at the house? 692 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:06,279 If you want out of that life, I can help you. 693 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,519 I mean, I've saved first and last month's rent. 694 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,839 I could give that to you. 695 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:12,399 And I could help take care of Logan. 696 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,919 Exactly, but no money. 697 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:18,999 I'd feel weird taking something from you. 698 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,559 If you think that I can help you, I 699 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,311 promise, you're not taking. 700 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,279 It's inappropriate. 701 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,159 Aren't you supposed to be non-judgmental? 702 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:33,319 I'm supposed to be clear mirror, baccarat crystal. 703 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,639 Excuse me, I have to eat something. 704 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,319 I was recently diagnosed with 705 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,707 perimenopausal low blood sugar. 706 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,749 I brought quinoa from home. 707 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:59,319 She just seems way too young and, I don't know, healthy to 708 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,479 be spending her time having sex for money. 709 00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,359 Isn't that her choice? 710 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,239 May I share something? 711 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,199 When Portia was in graduate school... 712 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,999 No, Lenore, I don't wanna hear about Portia. 713 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,319 I think that's inappropriate. 714 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,999 OK. 715 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,399 I don't know why I wanna take care of McKenna. 716 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,319 I mean, what if I listen to you and I'm like, oh, Lenore 717 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,159 says it's inappropriate, so I guess it's inappropriate. 718 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,199 So I go home and I'm like, sorry, McKenna. 719 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,279 Turns out, this is inappropriate. 720 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:28,479 So, out she goes, back on the street, robbed of her one 721 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,439 opportunity she had to finally escape 722 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:31,799 from being a sex worker. 723 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,199 What's a sex worker? 724 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:33,999 That's what she calls it. 725 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,999 She's a prostitute. 726 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,759 That is such an awful word. 727 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,319 It's a highly accurate word, Rachel. 728 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,079 I think I need a break from therapy. 729 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,519 Well, I think that's ill advised. 730 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,679 Just last week, you were complaining about how you and 731 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,279 Jeff are no longer making love. 732 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,799 Not fucking. 733 00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:49,839 I mean, if you wanna choose words, let's 734 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,559 just call it not fucking. 735 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:55,028 I think you should start coming in twice a week. 736 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,399 Mwah. 737 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,879 Bye. 738 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,359 Oh, hey. 739 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,239 Hi ladies. 740 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,359 Uh, this is, uh... 741 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:06,719 This is McKenna. 742 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,439 This is, um, Amanda and Meredith. 743 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,319 Hi, nice to meet you. 744 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,439 Nice to meet you. 745 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,839 Bye. 746 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:14,799 Stephanie. 747 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:15,759 Oh, McKenna. 748 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,559 Oh my gosh. 749 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,359 You're still here. 750 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,039 Yeah. 751 00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,079 Yeah, uh, um, I'm teaching her about drop offs in case 752 00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,359 she has to do a drop off. 753 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,479 OK. 754 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,399 Well, I'll see you guys soon. 755 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,467 OK, bye. 756 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,839 If it's a Monday, you wanna bring his math stuff with 757 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:29,359 you... 758 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,759 Hey! 759 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,319 And if it's a Friday, you wanna... 760 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:32,079 Hi! 761 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:33,799 Wait, Rach. 762 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,919 Did you ever get my sign up paper for Craftacular? 763 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,079 Oh. 764 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:36,799 Because I didn't see your name. 765 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,239 I'm so sorry. 766 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,159 Ugh. 767 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:39,839 I'm sorry, I forgot. 768 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:40,519 Hi. 769 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,719 Who's this? 770 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,585 Oh, uh, this is Logan's new nanny. 771 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:46,399 This is McKenna. 772 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,999 McKenna, this is Jennie. 773 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,359 Oh, nice to meet you. 774 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,439 Wow, you been thinking about going back to work Rach? 775 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,359 Yeah, thinking about thinking about it. 776 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,039 Great. 777 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,399 Where you from? 778 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,399 I'm from Chico in Northern California. 779 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,279 Yeah, I found her through an agency. 780 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,399 Well, careful, because I am known to steal nannies. 781 00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:02,359 I am a nanny stealer. 782 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:02,919 No kidding. 783 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:03,439 Hey. 784 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,999 Do you wanna... 785 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,479 Do you wanna captain a table at Craftacular, McKenna? 786 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,199 Really great. 787 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,319 It's, like, a lot of kids doing crafts, raising money 788 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,799 for Jewish women with cancer. 789 00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,479 Jennie, I am so sorry, but I gotta show McKenna where the 790 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,342 dry cleaners is. 791 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,119 It was nice to meet you. 792 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,319 I'll register. 793 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,546 I promise. 794 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,439 Just like another week, until she gets on her feet. 795 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,919 Um, what... 796 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:31,599 What exactly do you intend to do for her? 797 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,559 Help her tell her story. 798 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:34,919 You know? 799 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,359 Maybe I can help her set up a blog. 800 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,439 She and I could co-blog. 801 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,439 You wanna... 802 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,439 You wanna blog with her? 803 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,079 Yeah, why not? 804 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,159 A lot of good things have come from blogging. 805 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,279 Name one good thing that's come from blogging. 806 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,879 OK, that crunchy kale salad that I made. 807 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:53,559 That was from someone's blog. 808 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,479 You're right. 809 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,959 Blogging's amazing. 810 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,479 So, and we are recording. 811 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,119 OK. 812 00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,919 So, we are not sure what this is going to be yet, if this is 813 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:08,719 gonna be a blog, a co-blog, article, podcast. 814 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:09,599 We're going to just... 815 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,279 You know. 816 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:10,679 Who knows? 817 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,879 Keep it loose. 818 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,439 Right now we're just gonna have a... 819 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,439 just a... just going to call... call it a conversation. 820 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,159 Yeah. 821 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,639 OK. 822 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,679 You are a sex worker. 823 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:22,479 Yes. 824 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,039 I'm a sex worker. 825 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:28,439 And you have been, uh, working in sex for how long? 826 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,519 Two years. 827 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,349 I started when I was 20. 828 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,519 You told me you were 19. 829 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:37,639 Oh, yeah. 830 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,839 I tell all my customers that. 831 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,959 It's like, a barely legal thing. 832 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,519 It turns them on. 833 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:48,639 What does it mean to see other people as customers? 834 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:51,599 Doctors have customers, psychiatrists have customers, 835 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,639 people that work in stores have customers. 836 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,319 A lot of people in this world have customers. 837 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:56,759 What if those customers had wives? 838 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,039 So? 839 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,319 You didn't feel a sense of responsibility or... 840 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:02,599 No. 841 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:03,439 Sisterliness? 842 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:04,719 No. 843 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:06,399 Compassion? 844 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,639 Yeah, I feel compassion for a world where men have a way 845 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,999 higher sex drive, and it's a proven fact, and their wives 846 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,279 lose interest in having sex with term. 847 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,508 Yeah, I feel compassion for that. 848 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:24,799 Oh my god. 849 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,399 Thank you for coming home. 850 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,945 Thank you for calling me home. 851 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:35,271 This is not at all what I had scheduled for my afternoon. 852 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,759 Hey. 853 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,479 What? 854 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:52,759 Open Your eyes. 855 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:53,479 What? 856 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:54,519 Do me a favor. 857 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,519 Open your eyes. 858 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,189 Hi. 859 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,587 Hey 860 00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:00,279 You wanna try having an eyes open orgasm? 861 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:00,919 Hm? 862 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,879 Yeah? 863 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,839 Like this? 864 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,479 There you are. Hey, hello, how are you? 865 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,504 Hey, long time. 866 00:36:08,240 --> 00:36:08,599 You know what? 867 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,428 Close them. 868 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:10,679 I'm sorry. 869 00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,559 Just keep them closed. 870 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:12,519 We tried. 871 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,359 Do what you gotta do. 872 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,759 Sorry. 873 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,359 Oh, I'm good. 874 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:19,959 Yeah? 875 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:22,599 Yeah. 876 00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,759 I can get back in there. 877 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,679 No, no, no, no, no, no. 878 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:26,319 No? 879 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,679 All right. 880 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:30,279 Takes a second to get back on the bus. 881 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:30,879 Yep. 882 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:32,799 Been a while. 883 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,479 Glad we did it though, so. 884 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,439 Yeah, yeah. 885 00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:36,199 Broke the seal. 886 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:36,639 Nice work. 887 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,999 Right. 888 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:43,719 Um, so, I can when I get back later tonight from work. 889 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:44,662 Yeah? 890 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,679 Um, actually, I'm gonna be much later than I thought. 891 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,039 No worries. 892 00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:50,879 Because I had to reschedule this conference 893 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,919 call and I have to... 894 00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:54,959 Hold on. 895 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,879 Someone's calling me right now. 896 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,759 Hello? 897 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,639 Yeah, hey. 898 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,639 This is Jeff. 899 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,479 Listen, if... 900 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,519 If they're still on the call, I need you to patch me through 901 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,746 right away. 902 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,599 We're running late, honey. 903 00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,559 My legs are stuck. 904 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,559 Logan. 905 00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,399 Logan, you have to help me. 906 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:31,439 Flex your legs. 907 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:32,701 Let go. 908 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,786 Mhmm. 909 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,399 Hi. 910 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,999 Hey 911 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,119 Jeff said that you were sick. 912 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,679 Oh, I feel Shit City. 913 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,239 I'm all right, I think. 914 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,959 You know your body's not gonna heal 915 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,799 if you mind's tweaking. 916 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:55,519 I'm not... 917 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:56,759 No, wait, I... 918 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,479 McKenna, I have to reach out. 919 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,119 I have to reach out to hot dog vendors for this Craftacular 920 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,439 or Jennie is going to kill me. 921 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,559 Do you have any of 922 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:04,799 that menthol rub stuff? 923 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,261 Do you know what I'm talking about? 924 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:09,759 McKenna, I'm fine. 925 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,719 Ah, ah, ah. 926 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,039 You do have it. 927 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,839 McKenna, I don't need anything. 928 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,239 Do you have a sock? 929 00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,119 No. 930 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:16,759 Can I use these? 931 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:17,799 I mean, those are gross. 932 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,759 I don't know what you're even. 933 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,799 Smells fine. 934 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,319 You don't have to do anything. 935 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:20,919 I'm... 936 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:21,559 OK. 937 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,039 I don't even... 938 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,519 Give me your foot. 939 00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,839 Again, honey. 940 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,519 Please, I am total... 941 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:30,679 Put it down. 942 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,759 I am fine. 943 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:33,479 Lay down. 944 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,759 Lady. 945 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,719 I am fine. 946 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:37,879 OK? 947 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,584 Just pause. 948 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,345 OK. 949 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,719 My grandma used to do this to me and my cousins 950 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,559 when we were sick. 951 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:05,719 Grandma. 952 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,799 Yeah. 953 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,550 Grandma Ninny. 954 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,519 Did you say Ninny? 955 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,519 Mhmm. 956 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,719 My mom's mom. 957 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:23,239 I lived with her a lot. 958 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,184 You have to keep your feet warm. 959 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,581 You do not have to do this. 960 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,831 Makes me happy. 961 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,667 I can feel in your feet where you're blocked. 962 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:06,744 In your right hip. 963 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,439 We'll just shake it out. 964 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,951 OK. 965 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,826 Just shake it out a little. 966 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,869 Oh yeah, it's really right in here. 967 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,550 OK. 968 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,908 Can I open this? 969 00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:49,919 Um. 970 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:51,909 I'm not wearing a bra. 971 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:26,271 Just breathe. 972 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,759 Hey, cute dress. 973 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:34,599 Thanks. 974 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,519 You look so pretty. 975 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:37,985 Where you going? 976 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:47,359 Do you really wanna know? 977 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:49,119 Of course. 978 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,879 I'm going to play with Jack. 979 00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:53,159 Oh, is that the... 980 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,999 Is that the Paypal one, or the... 981 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,719 No, he's the other one. 982 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:56,679 Oh, the nice one. 983 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,319 Mhmm. 984 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,519 Oh, good. 985 00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:00,951 OK. 986 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,239 Are you s... 987 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,079 Are you sure you wanna go? 988 00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:08,559 Yeah, my mom called. 989 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,159 Um, she's getting evicted, so I need to make her some cash. 990 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,119 OK. 991 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,119 But I mean, if you... 992 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,679 I you want me to pay you instead of the room. 993 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:20,319 I make $250 an hour. 994 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,787 OK, well I know you're not asking for my permission, so. 995 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,199 OK, bye. 996 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,359 Bye. 997 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:28,825 See ya. 998 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,111 Do you need a ride? 999 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,991 OK. 1000 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,039 OK. 1001 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,279 Are you sure you don't need a ride home? 1002 00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:51,319 Oh yeah, no. 1003 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,279 He always calls me a cab. 1004 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,079 Oh. 1005 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:55,591 Thank you. 1006 00:43:58,600 --> 00:43:59,599 Bye. 1007 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,986 Bye. 1008 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,471 Hi Willy. 1009 00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:18,879 Are you kicking the table? 1010 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:19,839 Mhmm. 1011 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,479 Stop. 1012 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,199 Please stop. 1013 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,759 It's rude. 1014 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,225 Thank you. 1015 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,039 The road to dessert is paved with chicken, sir. 1016 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,279 That's right. 1017 00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,239 Logan. 1018 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,159 I really want dessert. 1019 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,159 And you're gonna get some. 1020 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:33,319 Stop kicking the the table. 1021 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,839 The road to dessert is also paved with beef. 1022 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,679 Come on. 1023 00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:39,759 There she is. 1024 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,639 McKenna, you hungry? 1025 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,919 Plenty of food. 1026 00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:43,199 Uh, no thanks. 1027 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,439 I'm gonna go straight to bed. 1028 00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:46,439 Good night! 1029 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,110 OK, sleep tight. 1030 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:06,799 Finally. 1031 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,719 Oh my god, wow. 1032 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,599 Look at you. 1033 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:11,279 You look unbelievable. 1034 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:11,999 OK, let's go. 1035 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,399 Hey baby. 1036 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,279 Hi. 1037 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:13,839 Look what you did. 1038 00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:14,479 I'm proud. 1039 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,319 Well. 1040 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:15,799 You did so good. 1041 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:16,319 Wow. 1042 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,239 Really. 1043 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,159 I'm so proud of you. 1044 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,079 Take it easy Horn Dog McCrosby. 1045 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,399 Look, Rachel's got her boobies out. 1046 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,319 What the what, Rachel? 1047 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,039 OK, thank you. 1048 00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,039 Come over here. 1049 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:26,719 Make a little Matty sandwich. 1050 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:27,439 OK. 1051 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,159 Yeah, thank you. 1052 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:28,679 Hold on. 1053 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:29,399 Everybody. 1054 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,319 Matt sandwich. 1055 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,239 All right, we gotta go. 1056 00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:32,079 All right, where's your mansicle? 1057 00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,039 Uh, you mean Jeff? 1058 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,079 He's over there. 1059 00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:35,119 Sup Jeff Boyardee? 1060 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:35,999 This way. 1061 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:36,599 This way. 1062 00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:37,159 Excuse me. 1063 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,759 Amanda! 1064 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:38,479 Yeah? 1065 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,279 Don't freak out. 1066 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,079 OK. 1067 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,119 Get a bracelet on this one. 1068 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:43,559 Oh, yep. 1069 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,439 And, uh, I don't mean to be unkind, you guys, but I sweat, 1070 00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,319 if I see anybody walking around without a bracelet, 1071 00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,839 I'm gonna shit myself. 1072 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,079 Yeah, I... 1073 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,399 I'm really sorry about what happened last year. 1074 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:54,519 No, don't even worry about it, because 1075 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:56,199 it's not your fault. 1076 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:56,959 Actually, that was completely your fault, but I'm 1077 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,279 totally over it. 1078 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,239 All right, I want you here with Amanda, and just figure 1079 00:46:00,240 --> 00:46:02,719 out between the two of you who's gonna do bracelets, 1080 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:03,999 who's gonna take credit cards. 1081 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:05,159 Uh, I'm... 1082 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,599 I'm doing hot dogs with Stephanie. 1083 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,239 Oh, honey, all due respect, you kinda dropped the ball on 1084 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:12,679 the hot dogs, so I gave it to Alisa. 1085 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:14,079 Sorry, I... 1086 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:15,439 I need to borrow my husband for one second. 1087 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,239 I'm so sorry. 1088 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:17,079 What? 1089 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,719 You're leaving? 1090 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:18,399 Yeah. 1091 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:19,519 Why? 1092 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:20,879 Because that's how it works. 1093 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,562 The women tell the men where to set up the folding table, 1094 00:46:22,563 --> 00:46:24,559 and the men set up the folding table so men are free to go. 1095 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,559 That's gross. 1096 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,039 Just hang with Steph, OK? 1097 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,479 Talk shit about the moms. 1098 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,479 You guys'll have fun. 1099 00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,319 I'm off of hot dogs. 1100 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,239 What? 1101 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:32,919 That is outrageous. 1102 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,199 You don't get to make fun of me and go surfing. 1103 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,439 I'm with fucking kosher Amanda. 1104 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:38,599 This is fucking kosher Amanda's face all the time. 1105 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,359 You're right. 1106 00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,239 That is her face. 1107 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:40,879 Right here. 1108 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:41,759 Yeah. 1109 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:42,479 That's her resting face. 1110 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:43,422 That is her face. 1111 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,079 This is her baseline. 1112 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,319 I wanna see how it feels. 1113 00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,399 Huh, this is how it feels to be kosher Amanda. 1114 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:47,959 It's not fun at all. 1115 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:48,959 Mm-mm. 1116 00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,199 All right, I'm going surfing. 1117 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:50,799 I can't believe you're leaving me. 1118 00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:51,759 Bye. 1119 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,271 It's not fair, Jeff. 1120 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:18,199 Seriously, I'm... 1121 00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,639 I'm doing it. 1122 00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,679 Whoa. 1123 00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,079 Last night, we're going crazy. 1124 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:24,039 Go, go go! 1125 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,744 Go, go, go, go, go! 1126 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:38,879 Can Logan go home with Owen? 1127 00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:39,879 Well, yeah. 1128 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,079 I know, I'm sorry you guys. 1129 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,879 Of course, I hope you feel better. 1130 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,599 Awful cramps. 1131 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:44,679 OK. 1132 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:45,559 Paddle, paddle, 1133 00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:46,439 paddle, paddle, paddle. 1134 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:47,599 Jeff! 1135 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,559 Hop up, hop up! 1136 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:51,279 Jefferey! 1137 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,279 Super stud! 1138 00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,279 Yeah yeah! 1139 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,791 McKenna? 1140 00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,159 Hey. 1141 00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,999 Going to Jack's? 1142 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,799 Yeah. 1143 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,629 I'm coming with you. 1144 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,079 Can I check those? 1145 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,039 Why is that weird? 1146 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,479 How come no one believes in us? 1147 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,119 I believe in us. 1148 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:32,759 If we don't believe in us, who's gonna believe in us? 1149 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:33,799 Yeah, come on, Craig. 1150 00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,559 Is that the name of our band? 1151 00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,359 We Believe in Us? 1152 00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:36,919 We Believe in Us. 1153 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,039 How about just Dadz, with a Z on the end. 1154 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,239 Surf Godz with a Z. I don't care Want. 1155 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,719 I just want a Z to be somewhere in the 1156 00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,424 title of the band name. 1157 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:21,719 Oh, I need a new name. 1158 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,919 Oh, yeah. 1159 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:23,479 Right? 1160 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:24,359 Mhmm. 1161 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:25,199 Sophia? 1162 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:25,799 No. 1163 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,399 “Again? 1164 00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,519 Oh my god. 1165 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,719 Cassidy? 1166 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,319 No. 1167 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,879 Ariel? 1168 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,879 No. 1169 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,879 Samantha? 1170 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,919 Um, Shelly? 1171 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,399 Maybe. 1172 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:44,865 Shelly. 1173 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,350 Coming. 1174 00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:58,719 Hey, baby. 1175 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,424 Hi. 1176 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:11,959 Hi. 1177 00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:12,559 Hey. 1178 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,759 How are you? 1179 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,799 Good, how are you? 1180 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:17,759 I'm really good. 1181 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:20,479 And, uh, this is my friend. 1182 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:23,479 Savannah. 1183 00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,519 Hi Savannah. 1184 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,746 Hi. 1185 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,479 Can I take your coat? 1186 00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:32,439 Oh, please. 1187 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,839 Uh, thank you. 1188 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,519 Wow. 1189 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,746 You're beautiful. 1190 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:41,719 May I get you a drink. 1191 00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,679 Uh, yes, thank you. 1192 00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,439 Scotch. 1193 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,666 Yes. 1194 00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:01,759 Here you go. 1195 00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,479 Thank you. 1196 00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:04,119 Manhattan. 1197 00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:06,639 Yeah. 1198 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,759 Savannah, there's no pressure. 1199 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:12,639 McKenna told me you wanted to, um, share the experience, and 1200 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,079 I, uh, I really admire that. 1201 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,199 Oh, thank you. 1202 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,039 I'd really love for you to just watch. 1203 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,439 Great, that's what I'll... 1204 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:23,799 That's what I'll do. 1205 00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:25,839 Totally get me off. 1206 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,559 Um. 1207 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:30,599 And, if, at any time, you feel uncomfortable, then you just 1208 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:33,199 come on out here and, you know, sit down and chill. 1209 00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,839 So, this won't be happening in this space, then? 1210 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,879 It's gonna be somewhere else? 1211 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:40,839 Or is... is it thi... 1212 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,079 Is this where it happens? 1213 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:43,359 She's cute. 1214 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:44,599 You told me she's cute, but she's cute. 1215 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,599 You're cute. 1216 00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,559 No. 1217 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:48,719 It happens in the bedroom. 1218 00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:49,799 Ah, of course. 1219 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,319 May I show you the bedroom? 1220 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,479 Oh, you don't have to. 1221 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,359 I mean... 1222 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,679 No. 1223 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,759 I don't want to throw a wrench... 1224 00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,439 whatever you guys normally... 1225 00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:58,519 You know. 1226 00:51:58,520 --> 00:51:59,239 I don't wanna... 1227 00:51:59,240 --> 00:51:59,559 Whatever. 1228 00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:00,559 You know. 1229 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:01,159 Well, I could just... 1230 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,439 You go... 1231 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:04,519 Why don't you just come sit down? 1232 00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:05,719 She's sweet. 1233 00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:08,039 Give some of this to your friend. 1234 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,959 Thank you. 1235 00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,479 I think it's time for bedroom. 1236 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,719 Let's go. 1237 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:14,479 Come on, let's go. 1238 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,599 OK. 1239 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,304 You ready, Savannah? 1240 00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:21,799 Yeah. 1241 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,664 OK, let's go. 1242 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,799 Get me hard. 1243 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,759 I will. 1244 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,799 I will. 1245 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,868 You know that I will. 1246 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,719 Sitting on this chaise lounge. 1247 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:40,679 Beautiful. 1248 00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:41,999 Oh yeah. 1249 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,670 Mm. 1250 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,639 Oh, I'm sorry, one more question. 1251 00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,959 Sorry, I didn't mean to put a damper on anything. 1252 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:52,679 You're not. 1253 00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:53,999 OK, good. 1254 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,159 I just was, uh, wondering how long these 1255 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:57,199 sessions usually last. 1256 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,639 Uh, like about an hour, right Jack? 1257 00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,999 Yeah, about an hour. 1258 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,879 Oh, well great. 1259 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:02,319 Good. 1260 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:02,999 Don't have to make a phone call. 1261 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:03,559 So, I'm good. 1262 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,439 Great. 1263 00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:05,799 Wonderful. 1264 00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,639 Go about your business. 1265 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:11,479 I'll shut up now. 1266 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,239 Oh yeah. 1267 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:14,239 Can you see, Savannah? 1268 00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:15,039 I... 1269 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:15,759 Yes, I'm fine. 1270 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,679 I'm fine. 1271 00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,279 Yeah? 1272 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,519 Oh my god, you're getting so hard. 1273 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:20,879 Fuck yeah, I am getting... 1274 00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,039 Baby! 1275 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:22,759 Are you sure you can see, honey? 1276 00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:23,719 Mm-hm. 1277 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:25,879 Oh yeah, that's it. 1278 00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,639 I want you to see me. 1279 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:30,039 I do. 1280 00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:34,679 I don't think you can. 1281 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,879 Come to daddy. 1282 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:41,599 I'm coming! 1283 00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,599 Hey. 1284 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:44,639 Does that feel good? 1285 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,599 Oh yeah. 1286 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:46,839 Yeah? 1287 00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,839 Look at this, Savannah. 1288 00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,590 Take it in. 1289 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,799 Savannah, can you take my hand? 1290 00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,470 Come here. 1291 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,279 Oh, yeah. 1292 00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,679 Are you OK? 1293 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:54,799 Yeah. 1294 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,119 I think we should go. 1295 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:56,999 Well, let me give you your cash. 1296 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,750 No, I don't want it. 1297 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,799 Babe? 1298 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,719 Yeah? 1299 00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,719 Hey. 1300 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,185 Guess what? 1301 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,959 I got up. 1302 00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:46,919 What are you talking about? 1303 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:47,919 I stood up. 1304 00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:48,919 I got up. 1305 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:51,864 Your husband is a surfer. 1306 00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,826 OK. 1307 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:04,879 What are you wearing? 1308 00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,839 What is this outfit? 1309 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:06,799 What... 1310 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,519 why do you have all this makeup on? 1311 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:12,919 Um, after Craftacular, I went to Nordstrom's. 1312 00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:15,759 I let a very aggressive sales lady do my makeup. 1313 00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:16,439 Huh. 1314 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,719 Where's Logan? 1315 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:20,119 Jennie's playing with him. 1316 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,839 OK. 1317 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,590 You look like someone else. 1318 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,866 Get in bed. 1319 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,319 Make sure you give your brother a turn. 1320 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:14,079 Jeff? 1321 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,839 Mazels, buddy. 1322 00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,519 Tremendous spread. 1323 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:16,399 Thank you. 1324 00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:16,919 Let's do it here. 1325 00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:17,719 Makes life much easier. 1326 00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:18,599 Hey. 1327 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:19,879 Sorry, I just woke up. 1328 00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:20,919 Sorry, I passed out. 1329 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,839 What are all these people doing here? 1330 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,599 What are you talking about? 1331 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:24,839 It's brunch. 1332 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:25,799 I told you I was going to get bagels. 1333 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,959 Do we have Half N' Half? 1334 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:27,799 I... no, I don't know. 1335 00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:28,879 It's fine. 1336 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:29,959 Everyone's having a good time. 1337 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:31,239 Hi, ladies. 1338 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:31,839 Hi, buddy. 1339 00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:32,519 Hi. 1340 00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:33,519 What's going on? 1341 00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:34,519 You are a mess. 1342 00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:35,999 What's happening? 1343 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,559 Did you just wake up? 1344 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,279 Everyone's seeing things under here. 1345 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,999 Anyone tell you we were coming here today? 1346 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,559 I totally blanked on it. 1347 00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:45,639 Oh, no. 1348 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,039 I've got to make my leave. 1349 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,479 You sure Mason has growing foods? 1350 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:50,999 I've got to go set up for Women and Wine. 1351 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:51,999 OK. 1352 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,439 Women and Wine is tonight? 1353 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,199 The men are playing poker, and Logan can go to Meredith's 1354 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,839 to be with the boys if he wants. 1355 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,879 Oh, can McKenna come watch the girls, just like, sit with 1356 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,439 them over at that, uh, Amanda's? 1357 00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,399 McKenna! 1358 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:04,879 Sweetie, hi. 1359 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,199 Do you... do you... do you have plans tonight? 1360 00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,399 Like, do you want to come hang out with like, four really 1361 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,959 cute girls, do a bunch of dress up? 1362 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:12,679 It'd be so fun. 1363 00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:13,239 Sure. 1364 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,039 Really? 1365 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:14,959 I can do it. 1366 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:15,879 I can, don't worry about it. 1367 00:58:15,880 --> 00:58:16,839 I will actually... you know what? 1368 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,679 I'll just call... 1369 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,519 No, no, it's fine. 1370 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,359 I had no plans tonight. 1371 00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:20,119 It's not a big deal. 1372 00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,439 Oh, I love you. 1373 00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:22,159 I love her. 1374 00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:22,839 OK, good. 1375 00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:23,799 See you later. 1376 00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,119 Can we just do that? 1377 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,079 Great. 1378 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:26,679 No, it's a great idea. 1379 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,359 Yeah, yeah. 1380 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,479 That'll work. 1381 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:29,661 All right, I'm out of here. 1382 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:35,959 I don't want McKenna to sit the girls tonight. 1383 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,119 What? 1384 00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,302 I don't want McKenna to sit the girls tonight. 1385 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,839 Could you tell her it's not gonna work out, or you found 1386 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,479 somebody else? 1387 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,519 Whatever. 1388 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,879 You want me to tell her? 1389 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,679 Yes. 1390 00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:58,319 I don't want to. 1391 00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:58,919 Well, wha... 1392 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,079 I don't... 1393 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,879 Just be my friend and tell her. 1394 00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,584 Here you go. 1395 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:13,719 Yeah? 1396 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:14,867 Come in. 1397 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,039 Hey. 1398 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:19,839 Um, so, great news. 1399 00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:22,039 Jennie called, and Meredith found someone to watch the 1400 00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:26,119 girls, so you're off the hook for tonight. 1401 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,079 Why? 1402 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:33,319 Honestly Rachel and I were talking, and, I don't know. 1403 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,679 She's just a little uncomfortable 1404 00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,679 with the whole thing. 1405 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:39,119 Rachel is uncomfortable? 1406 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,585 Yeah. 1407 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:46,039 The girls are, um, really young, you know? 1408 00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,639 Two of them are in preschool, so... 1409 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,519 Yeah. 1410 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,799 Logan's in preschool. 1411 00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,039 I babysit him all the time. 1412 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:59,919 Yeah, but just, you know, other peoples' kids. 1413 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:02,399 Right. 1414 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:05,519 Plus, you don't really know Amanda. 1415 01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:06,919 I've met Amanda. 1416 01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,119 Yeah. 1417 01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,999 She's just, like, super Jewish. 1418 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:15,839 Like, two sets of plates Jewish. 1419 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:16,319 OK. 1420 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,079 OK? 1421 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:17,879 Yeah. 1422 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,519 Cool. 1423 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:19,239 OK. 1424 01:00:19,240 --> 01:00:20,719 I get it. 1425 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,519 Um, so I have the night off. 1426 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:23,479 Right? 1427 01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,991 Yeah. 1428 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,799 Great. 1429 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,399 Well, thanks for understanding. 1430 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,279 Totally. 1431 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,399 All right. 1432 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,879 See you soon. 1433 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:37,630 Can you shut the door, please? 1434 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,119 Look how big you are. 1435 01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,239 So you're gonna go with... what are you doing? 1436 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,919 You're in the driver's seat. 1437 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,839 Your son is driving the car, Meredith. 1438 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,759 Good girl. 1439 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,239 Get back here! 1440 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:55,199 Hi. 1441 01:00:57,880 --> 01:01:00,119 Hi, Pretty girl. 1442 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:01,759 I got you guys some presents. 1443 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,199 You're a princess tonight. 1444 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:08,799 Some nail polish, and some bracelets, and some candy. 1445 01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:10,279 A bunch of fun stuff. 1446 01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,319 You're gonna be real princesses, huh? 1447 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,679 Thanks. 1448 01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:14,759 I'm so sorry I can't be there. 1449 01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,959 Somebody changed my plans. 1450 01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:16,879 What do you say? 1451 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:18,679 Thank you. 1452 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:19,639 You're so welcome. 1453 01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:20,439 Have the best night ever. 1454 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,119 Thanks, McKenna. 1455 01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:22,719 Yeah. 1456 01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,159 Bye. 1457 01:01:23,160 --> 01:01:24,239 Bye. 1458 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,300 Look at these bracelets! 1459 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:35,679 Hey. 1460 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,119 Oh, peanuts. 1461 01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,639 Yep. 1462 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,319 So what time are you getting out of here? 1463 01:01:40,320 --> 01:01:44,759 Uh, guys are coming around 8:00, so, whenever. 1464 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:46,679 Can I have a chip? 1465 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,145 Yeah. 1466 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:51,759 I'll be gone. 1467 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,359 OK. 1468 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:54,825 Have fun. 1469 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,159 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 1470 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:02,199 What's up, my friend? 1471 01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:03,839 What's going on, my friend? 1472 01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:04,879 Yeah, it's good to see you. 1473 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:05,679 That case looks so sinister. 1474 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:06,679 Isn't it? 1475 01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,519 Well, there's guns in here. 1476 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:09,399 I'm just... 1477 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,799 There's guns in here. 1478 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,719 That's gonna be on you, potentially. 1479 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,439 Why? 1480 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:13,239 What did I do? 1481 01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:14,039 You know why. 1482 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,199 I didn't... 1483 01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:17,319 I didn't know that was you. 1484 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,239 I didn't. 1485 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:19,359 I cut him off. I'm sorry. 1486 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:21,479 Are we ready to descend to the gambling house? 1487 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,039 Are these fingerlings? 1488 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,079 Rach, are you seeing this? 1489 01:02:24,080 --> 01:02:26,359 Oh, it's beautiful. 1490 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,919 Jennie. 1491 01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:31,119 So, this is where we will Women and Wine. 1492 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,079 It's very French, right? 1493 01:02:33,080 --> 01:02:34,519 Is that what we're going for here? 1494 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:35,919 It is. 1495 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:36,639 The only thing that's not French, no 1496 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:37,599 kidding, is the piano. 1497 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:40,479 It was my grandfather's... 1498 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,959 Somebody had a five. 1499 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:43,679 Fuck you. 1500 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:46,919 So now it's to him, because he's left of the dealer. 1501 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,999 Man, fuck. 1502 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,511 You're betting a million dollars. 1503 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:55,159 It should be pronounced "yuca," as in Yucatan. 1504 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,900 Well, I guess it's in most tequilas and... 1505 01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:02,559 It's 7:59. 1506 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,559 7:59. 1507 01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:05,319 Can I ask a question? 1508 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:06,879 Yeah. 1509 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,159 Where'd the fuck that fucking ante come from? 1510 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:12,479 Jennifer's into guys who are approximately 100 pounds 1511 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,519 overweight. 1512 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,639 They are full figured women. 1513 01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,999 Seriously, dude. 1514 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:18,959 Rachel found her. 1515 01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:20,425 Rachel found her. 1516 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:25,879 Good pick. 1517 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:27,359 Yeah. 1518 01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,199 We should have a toast, ladies. 1519 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:30,439 OK, let's toast it up. 1520 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:31,319 We should have a toast! 1521 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,239 So much. 1522 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:33,799 To long marriages. 1523 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:34,679 And long... 1524 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,359 Long marriage! 1525 01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,159 Absolutely! 1526 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:36,639 And children. 1527 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,599 Cheers. 1528 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:40,039 Wait, wait, wait. 1529 01:03:40,040 --> 01:03:41,039 This is, we have to look each other in the eye. 1530 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:41,559 What? 1531 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,319 We did. 1532 01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:43,239 No. 1533 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:43,519 We have to go like this. 1534 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,239 This is 1535 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:44,999 It's not real. 1536 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:45,719 We don't do it. 1537 01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,359 So make it real. 1538 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:46,959 I got it. 1539 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,279 OK. 1540 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,399 It's just something she read in "Real Simple." 1541 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:51,679 She's making everyone have these moments. 1542 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:52,359 OK. 1543 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,239 I'm sorry, but... 1544 01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,319 I'm so glad. 1545 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:56,319 Cheers. 1546 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:56,989 Cheers. 1547 01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,559 But, speaking of which, if you want to go... 1548 01:03:59,560 --> 01:04:00,319 Jennie. 1549 01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:00,799 Hi. 1550 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:01,799 Jennie. 1551 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:02,999 Speaking of, you want to... 1552 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,039 I'm looking at you. 1553 01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:05,479 No, you need to look at her. 1554 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,479 You need to hold her hand. 1555 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:08,439 I just looked at her! 1556 01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,905 Oh my god. 1557 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:37,399 When you get home and you take off those things, there's 1558 01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,919 no... right? 1559 01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,639 There's no elegant way to pull them off. 1560 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:41,799 And your whole body just... 1561 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:43,439 Pot's getting too good, right? 1562 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:44,879 Remember you used to be able to smoke a joint? 1563 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,919 You smoke your joint now, you die. 1564 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:47,879 Hi. 1565 01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:49,799 Hello. 1566 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,319 Hey. 1567 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,359 Hi. 1568 01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,199 Thought you were going out? 1569 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,079 Oh, I changed my mind. 1570 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,839 Look at this. 1571 01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:58,351 You guys need company? 1572 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:01,479 Yeah. 1573 01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,919 Yeah, all right. 1574 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,199 There was a thing that... 1575 01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:06,599 Stephanie, why are you not drinking? 1576 01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:09,239 I know that normally I am a borderline alcoholic, but, I 1577 01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:12,639 wasn't gonna tell you guys, I am preggers. 1578 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,559 I'm "p". It was a total surprise. 1579 01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:16,399 Oh, my god. 1580 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:17,799 Yeah, so anyway... 1581 01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:19,679 Oh, my god! 1582 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:21,239 Amazing. 1583 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,919 Oh, you guys are gonna have two kids? 1584 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,385 That's good for me! 1585 01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:30,079 Oh my god! 1586 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:31,959 You're trying to get mad about three. 1587 01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,919 Yeah. 1588 01:05:33,920 --> 01:05:36,387 Not me, said Logan. 1589 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,359 OK. 1590 01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:39,919 Wow. 1591 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:40,679 Anyway. 1592 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:41,479 That is awesome. 1593 01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:42,479 Wow. 1594 01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,479 Congratulations. 1595 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,039 That is, I mean... 1596 01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:46,239 Congratulations. 1597 01:05:46,240 --> 01:05:46,959 Thank you guys, Thank you so much. 1598 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:47,719 Thank you. 1599 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:48,479 When are you due? 1600 01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:49,439 March. 1601 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,839 Wow. 1602 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:53,399 Thank you. 1603 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,439 Has anybody here wondered what their aborted children 1604 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:56,919 would be like? 1605 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:57,959 Oh, my god. 1606 01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,439 What is happening right now? 1607 01:05:59,440 --> 01:06:00,359 I'm serious. 1608 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,079 Ah right, you guys. 1609 01:06:02,080 --> 01:06:02,999 Have we all not had... who's had an abortion here? 1610 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:03,839 And We've all... 1611 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:04,479 Who hasn't? 1612 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:05,479 Yeah. 1613 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:06,879 We've all had the abortion. 1614 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,279 I fucked so many people in my 20's, you guys. 1615 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,479 It's like, all I did was fuck people. 1616 01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:11,999 Everybody fucked everybody. 1617 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:12,959 Exactly. 1618 01:06:12,960 --> 01:06:14,079 That's why you have 20's. 1619 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:15,279 That's why you have your 20's. 1620 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:16,479 I fucked the shit out of my 20's. 1621 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:17,879 The 20's are for fucking. 1622 01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:19,359 Thank you! 1623 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,519 And they're for asking your parents for money. 1624 01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,319 I want to hear about everybody's abortions! 1625 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,799 Guys, it's not gonna be... it's not gonna be 1626 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,119 a super late night. 1627 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,399 So we should wrap it up. 1628 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,319 Right? 1629 01:06:28,320 --> 01:06:28,919 Who wants another drink? 1630 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,199 This is... 1631 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,239 I will, uh, I would love a little bit. 1632 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,399 Thank you, darling. 1633 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:34,639 I'm gonna go get us some whiskey. 1634 01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:35,839 I'll see you guys in a minute. 1635 01:06:35,840 --> 01:06:36,519 Don't you dare look at my cards. 1636 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:37,479 We will not. 1637 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:38,679 That would never happen. 1638 01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,399 We will not look at your cards. 1639 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,079 Everything but her cards. 1640 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:44,784 Did she just go get us drinks? 1641 01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:50,381 She's the best nanny in the world. 1642 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,919 So I was a freshman at USC. 1643 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,399 Oh, god. 1644 01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,479 I was in my first week, and I was in my dorm room, getting 1645 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,639 ready for my sorority rush, because that's what all the 1646 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,039 cool kids were doing. 1647 01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,439 And this guy, oh my god, was it Mike or John? 1648 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,399 No names. 1649 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:13,199 John. 1650 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:13,839 Mike. 1651 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:14,359 Mike? 1652 01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,359 Where is this going? 1653 01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,279 Oh, my god. 1654 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,039 Not anywhere good. 1655 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:19,439 I fucking don't know his name. 1656 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:20,919 Anyway... 1657 01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:21,519 He just came walking on into my dorm room. 1658 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:22,359 Anyway, it happened, and... 1659 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,839 Didn't even... 1660 01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:25,239 didn't even knock on my dorm room door. 1661 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:27,399 OK, I definitely don't like where this is going. 1662 01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:30,599 Yeah, but he came in, he told me I was pretty. 1663 01:07:30,600 --> 01:07:32,999 And made me feel really sorry for him. 1664 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:33,879 And then he, and then he raped you. 1665 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:34,919 Started kissing me. 1666 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,319 Is that where this is going? 1667 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,919 No! 1668 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,399 You guys, it's not... this is not a rape story! 1669 01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,879 You promise? 1670 01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:42,239 It sounds a whole lot like a rape story. 1671 01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,599 I literally just like... that's what s college is. 1672 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:45,479 This is... 1673 01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,959 Nobody asks in college! 1674 01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,199 Could we just pretend like it's my baby shower? 1675 01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:49,479 I think that's appropriate. 1676 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,079 It wasn't like a stranger, you guys. 1677 01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,359 We met in the cafeteria. 1678 01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,879 Oh, god. 1679 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:59,039 What is going on with you tonight? 1680 01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:00,879 That's called date rape. 1681 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:02,919 No, we managed to get through this fucking amazing thing 1682 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,479 they used to serve. 1683 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,239 Oh, my god. 1684 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:10,799 It was like this foamy, light green, whipped jello shit with 1685 01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:11,679 like... 1686 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,639 Oh, I remember that. 1687 01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:13,479 What was that? 1688 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:14,439 Marshmallows in it. 1689 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:14,719 What was that called? 1690 01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,479 Fantasia. 1691 01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:16,199 It's Ambrosia. 1692 01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:16,959 It's Ambrosia. 1693 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:19,439 It was Ambrosia. 1694 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:20,519 You're doing it. 1695 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:21,559 Amanda. 1696 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:22,079 I make that all the time. 1697 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,519 You still make it? 1698 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,199 Yeah. 1699 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:25,799 Where do you get the recipe for something like that? 1700 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:26,719 She got it from her bubba. 1701 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,679 She just... 1702 01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:28,839 In my head. 1703 01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:30,359 What's your secret? 1704 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,319 Um, there's really no secret. 1705 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:33,599 You just put stuff in it. 1706 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,559 It's jello, and then you just add whatever you have. 1707 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:38,479 You know, fruit. 1708 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:40,879 Nuts. 1709 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,559 You put nuts in the jello? 1710 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:43,599 Yeah. 1711 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,439 You can put nuts in there. 1712 01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,879 Cherries. 1713 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:47,679 Uh... 1714 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:48,679 Nuts? 1715 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,319 Yeah. 1716 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:51,119 Oh, stop it. 1717 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:52,559 Would you stop it? 1718 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:53,879 When you bite down on a piece of jello, you're 1719 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:54,959 not expecting a nut. 1720 01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:56,239 That's what I'm saying. 1721 01:08:56,240 --> 01:08:58,479 So I got pregnant by this kid. 1722 01:08:58,480 --> 01:08:59,759 Oh, god, we're still on it. 1723 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,679 And then I had to go back home to my 1724 01:09:01,680 --> 01:09:03,319 parents' house in Chicago. 1725 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,879 Had to go to the local clinic. 1726 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:06,119 Got an abortion! 1727 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:07,679 Did your parents know? 1728 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,359 Yeah. 1729 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,479 My mom knew. 1730 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:11,399 Oh. 1731 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:12,039 I had to literally stay home the rest of my freshman year, 1732 01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:13,439 and I missed my Freshman year. 1733 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,559 Didn't even go back to fucking USC, because I 1734 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:17,279 couldn't face that kid. 1735 01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,639 Well No! 1736 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:22,719 So I just stayed home on my parents' couch. 1737 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:26,679 I watched soap operas for a year of my life. 1738 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,639 My god. 1739 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:29,639 Oh, my god, you guys. 1740 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,399 Soap operas. 1741 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,039 They're gone. 1742 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,679 They're all gone. 1743 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,879 She has returned! 1744 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:42,519 She has returned with beverages and... 1745 01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,224 look at those tits too. 1746 01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:47,679 Come on! 1747 01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,639 There we go! 1748 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,839 All right, there we go! 1749 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:51,519 There we go! 1750 01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,759 All right. 1751 01:09:53,760 --> 01:09:55,719 Oh, this is my shit right here, yo. 1752 01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:58,719 This is my jam right here! 1753 01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,999 This is my jam right here. 1754 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,559 Coming around the mountain. 1755 01:10:40,560 --> 01:10:44,599 She'll be coming... 1756 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,999 Hey! 1757 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:50,719 Have you guys ever had an eyes open orgasm? 1758 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:51,279 Hello? 1759 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:51,919 Hello! 1760 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:52,599 What? 1761 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,959 That was a good segue way. 1762 01:10:53,960 --> 01:10:55,679 Have you guys ever had an eyes open orgasm? 1763 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,639 Wow. 1764 01:10:57,640 --> 01:10:58,599 Oh, my god. 1765 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:00,439 No, but I'm serious. 1766 01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,399 Do you stare in your husband's eyes, or do you close your 1767 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:04,159 eyes, and do you think about somebody else? 1768 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,519 Hm! 1769 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,159 What is the question? 1770 01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:08,599 Do you stare into... 1771 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,199 OK. 1772 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:11,799 First of all have, I'd have to be like this. 1773 01:11:11,800 --> 01:11:12,780 I'd have to be like... 1774 01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:14,399 You're doing it right now! 1775 01:11:14,400 --> 01:11:15,279 Oh, she only does it from behind! 1776 01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:16,679 Yes! 1777 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:18,599 That's how this happened! 1778 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,279 From behind! 1779 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:21,679 They'll be coming around... 1780 01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:24,119 He took you up the caboose. 1781 01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:27,799 No, because then I would be having a butt baby. 1782 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:28,599 Here's the situation. 1783 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,799 OK. 1784 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,359 I have a very attractive husband. 1785 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,439 I think... 1786 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:33,799 I know. 1787 01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:34,759 we can all get on board for that. 1788 01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,719 Yes. 1789 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:36,959 But sometimes a little... 1790 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:37,639 Um, picture the little what's his name. 1791 01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:38,946 Fassbender. 1792 01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:44,439 Whatever, I use him. 1793 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,839 He's got a huge cock. 1794 01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:46,919 I use him. 1795 01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,479 Don't even get me started what's going on. 1796 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:51,799 Up here is like, uh, is like college professor. 1797 01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:56,759 16th century woman in a corset, uh horse thing. 1798 01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,839 Oh, that, um, that, uh, Jody Foster 1799 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,119 movie on the pool table. 1800 01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:02,319 Oh my god. 1801 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,599 "The Accused." 1802 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,879 That was... 1803 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,239 Was that a pool table or a juke box? 1804 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,759 It was a pinball. 1805 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:08,999 I've masturbated to that scene for two decades. 1806 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,879 What? 1807 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:11,799 I think I have to go. 1808 01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:12,799 Oh no. 1809 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,359 Guys. 1810 01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:15,319 Amanda, we're making you feel 1811 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,679 uncomfortable. 1812 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,319 Now it's weird. 1813 01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:18,559 Because we're being weird. 1814 01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:19,879 No. 1815 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:20,919 Now it's weird. 1816 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:21,719 No, no, no, no no, no. 1817 01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:22,879 Amanda, we will... 1818 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,359 We'll talk about something normal. 1819 01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:25,679 Amanda, honey, I'm sorry. 1820 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,799 It was up the butt stuff, I think, that 1821 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:27,860 pushed it over the edge. 1822 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,719 The butt baby. 1823 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,879 That's where it took a turn. 1824 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,079 What are you thinking about, kosher Amanda? 1825 01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:32,799 Don't press her. 1826 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:33,839 Don't press her. 1827 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:35,159 Rachel. 1828 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:35,679 Holier than thou. 1829 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:36,719 Rachel. 1830 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,759 Keep the Sabbath. 1831 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:38,759 Limit your kids' screen time. 1832 01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:39,759 Rachel. 1833 01:12:39,760 --> 01:12:40,799 Do it through a hole in the sheet. 1834 01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:41,799 Rachel. 1835 01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:43,559 Rachel. 1836 01:12:43,560 --> 01:12:44,359 Invite us all over for your scrapbooking 1837 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,119 parties. 1838 01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:46,839 Have class. 1839 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:47,639 Who wants to make a scrapbook? 1840 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:47,839 Hey. 1841 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:49,279 Logan is five. 1842 01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:53,759 He's not a baby anymore, and I never made one photo album. 1843 01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:56,719 I never made one photo album, it's gone. 1844 01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,199 Honey. 1845 01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,919 Make a photo album. 1846 01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,759 I remember the photo albums that our moms would make with 1847 01:13:01,760 --> 01:13:05,399 the, like... the, like, tape in the... 1848 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,639 In the corners. 1849 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:07,639 I know. 1850 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:09,359 I love those. 1851 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:09,839 I know. 1852 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:10,719 I know. 1853 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:11,759 It's OK. 1854 01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,079 And now it's gone. 1855 01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,879 Now all of my pictures are on the cloud. 1856 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:16,599 What is the cloud? 1857 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,719 What the fuck is the cloud? 1858 01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:19,399 He's not gonna re... 1859 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,119 He's not gonna know how to access his 1860 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:22,479 pictures when I die. 1861 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,719 When I die, who is gonna tell him who he was 1862 01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:25,642 when he was a baby? 1863 01:13:25,643 --> 01:13:27,519 Who's gonna tell him? 1864 01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,919 Who's gonna be there? 1865 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,319 How is he gonna get into the cloud? 1866 01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:33,759 What the fuck is the cloud? 1867 01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:37,399 Does anybody here not trust the fucking cloud? 1868 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,359 OK. 1869 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,599 We're gonna get going. 1870 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,759 Fucking Matt. 1871 01:17:12,760 --> 01:17:14,519 Are you kidding me? 1872 01:17:14,520 --> 01:17:17,759 Matthew Jacob, get the fuck up right now. 1873 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:18,759 Jennie, hold on. 1874 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,039 Hold on. 1875 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:20,759 Oh my god. 1876 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:21,639 Matt. 1877 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:22,719 What did you do to her? 1878 01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:24,239 What'd he do to you? 1879 01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,079 I'm sorry. 1880 01:17:25,080 --> 01:17:26,679 I have my period. 1881 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:26,959 Jennie that's her period. 1882 01:17:26,960 --> 01:17:28,279 I have my period. 1883 01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,679 That's her period. 1884 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:30,719 What agency are you with, honey? 1885 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:31,759 I'm going to call them. 1886 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:32,759 I need that number right now. 1887 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:33,839 I don't work for an agency. 1888 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:34,679 What? 1889 01:17:34,680 --> 01:17:35,719 Who do you work for? 1890 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:37,231 I work for myself. 1891 01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:42,199 I'm a whore. 1892 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:43,599 What did she just say? 1893 01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:44,559 Hang on, hang on. 1894 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,039 She knows. 1895 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,839 She got a lap dance from me. 1896 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,959 He bought me for her. 1897 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:51,959 He came and paid me. 1898 01:17:51,960 --> 01:17:54,519 Like I was a present. 1899 01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,559 We've gone out of our way to try and help you. 1900 01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,159 McKenna, you needed a place to stay. 1901 01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:02,479 You will never see your children ever again. 1902 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:03,919 Do you understand that? 1903 01:18:03,920 --> 01:18:05,079 Don't fucking say that to me? 1904 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:06,239 Jennie. 1905 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:07,079 Stop. 1906 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:07,639 Stop for a second, OK? 1907 01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,105 Stop. 1908 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:14,679 Can we please leave this room? 1909 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,359 I'm so sorry, Jeff. 1910 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,039 Fuck off, Jeff. 1911 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,079 You, I am done with. 1912 01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:20,639 She did not do anything to you. 1913 01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:22,151 Oh, I bet you are. 1914 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,185 All right, Rachel. 1915 01:18:57,000 --> 01:18:58,465 Do you have somewhere to go? 1916 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:02,548 Yeah, I have like a million places to go. 1917 01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:08,466 OK. 1918 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,751 Good bye. 1919 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:18,065 Yep. 1920 01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:04,359 If we're late for Shabbat, uh, you could just put your 1921 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,239 guitar in your cubby, and then we'll take it home at the end 1922 01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,319 of the day, OK? 1923 01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,439 OK. 1924 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:12,359 If you're upset about somebody else playing it, then 1925 01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:14,519 I can just take it home and put it right away. 1926 01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:15,719 OK? 1927 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,599 I don't want anyone else playing it. 1928 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:17,439 Fine, then we'll just... 1929 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:18,621 I'll bring it home. 1930 01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:35,399 Mom. 1931 01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:37,359 What are you doing? 1932 01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:38,427 You told me to go. 1933 01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:39,919 I told you to let me go. 1934 01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:40,799 Are you OK? 1935 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:42,279 No I'm not fucking OK. 1936 01:20:42,280 --> 01:20:44,719 I told you to stop for a second so I could cross. 1937 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:45,999 I misread your signal. 1938 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:47,039 You're missing everything these days. 1939 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:47,719 You miss everything. 1940 01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:48,879 I just... 1941 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:50,079 I thought you had said I should... 1942 01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:51,479 What was she doing in our house? 1943 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:54,759 I worked so hard to buy us a beautiful house, and you... 1944 01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,279 Did you want me to fuck her? 1945 01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:57,559 Just tell me honestly. 1946 01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:58,319 No. 1947 01:20:58,320 --> 01:20:59,239 No. 1948 01:20:59,240 --> 01:20:59,719 Is that your ide... 1949 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:00,359 Was that your idea? 1950 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,279 No, I didn't. 1951 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:01,879 Dad! 1952 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:02,839 Then what? 1953 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:04,479 Did you want to fuck her? 1954 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:05,479 Are you a lesbian? 1955 01:21:05,480 --> 01:21:06,199 Just tell me honestly. 1956 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:06,999 I won't be mad. 1957 01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:07,719 I am a mother. 1958 01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,559 I am a wife. 1959 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:09,279 I'm a... 1960 01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:10,079 You're a liar. 1961 01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,399 You're a liar. 1962 01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:12,039 Open the door! 1963 01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:12,999 What, you were curious? 1964 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:13,679 Daddy! 1965 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,199 What, you... 1966 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:15,999 You thought you would learn something from a damaged 1967 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:17,279 fucking sex... 1968 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:17,879 You... 1969 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,479 OK. 1970 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:19,439 Tell me what you learned. 1971 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:20,639 Tell me what you learned! 1972 01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:21,959 I was just trying to help her. 1973 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:22,999 She didn't know what she was gonna do. 1974 01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:24,159 You were trying to help her? 1975 01:21:24,160 --> 01:21:24,719 You're the one that needs help. 1976 01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:25,519 Not her. 1977 01:21:25,520 --> 01:21:26,839 Well, so help me! 1978 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,079 That's not my job! 1979 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,119 It's not my job to fucking help you. 1980 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:30,919 Take it easy. 1981 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:31,639 Just take it easy. 1982 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:32,959 Listen, Rachel. 1983 01:21:32,960 --> 01:21:33,519 Logan, mommy and daddy are having a talk. 1984 01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,319 Hold on. 1985 01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:35,239 Rachel. 1986 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:35,759 Mom! 1987 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:36,919 You need something. 1988 01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:38,399 You need to figure out what it is. 1989 01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:39,839 OK? 1990 01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:40,959 You said you didn't want another kid? 1991 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:42,879 I was so bored that I thought I was dying. 1992 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,839 Not everyone gets to be happy! 1993 01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:46,079 Well, then quit! 1994 01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,359 I never told you to sell Happy Farm. 1995 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,200 I never told you to stay. 1996 01:21:48,201 --> 01:21:49,359 I'm not gonna quit! 1997 01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:51,119 Because I am now in a situation where people are 1998 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:53,222 depending on me, and that means something to me. 1999 01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:00,399 What do you want? 2000 01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,919 Just tell me. 2001 01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:05,670 I want out. 2002 01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:09,959 OK. 2003 01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:11,879 Not out of this marriage, Jeff. 2004 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:13,399 I want out of this head! 2005 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:14,399 I want out of this life. 2006 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:15,079 Is that too much? 2007 01:22:15,080 --> 01:22:15,679 I get it. 2008 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,559 It's fine. 2009 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,039 Your wish is granted. 2010 01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,639 I am leaving. 2011 01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:29,479 Come here. 2012 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,319 Come on. 2013 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,279 Come here. 2014 01:22:57,920 --> 01:23:00,559 Hey. 2015 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:06,879 So, I'm glad I saw you, I really wanted to reach out, 2016 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:10,519 but I also just wanted to give you your space. 2017 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:15,359 Also, tell you I'm so sorry. 2018 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:18,359 You know what, Rachel, I haven't really been living in 2019 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:21,079 Silver Lake that many years, but where I come from in the 2020 01:23:21,080 --> 01:23:25,159 Palisades woman have each other's backs. 2021 01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:29,279 I think that's why I thought that I could help her. 2022 01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:33,439 OK, Rach, but you had to know better. 2023 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:39,039 Um, I meant to email you about your room at Big Bear, for 2024 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:40,399 your family. 2025 01:23:40,400 --> 01:23:42,559 I'm giving it to Amanda's family because, you know, it's 2026 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:44,759 gonna be awkward for the boy's this time at the lake without 2027 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,439 their dad, so just kind of have to be really strong for 2028 01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:51,464 them, and I can't really do that if you're there, so. 2029 01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:58,519 Amanda. 2030 01:23:58,520 --> 01:23:59,479 Hey. 2031 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:01,599 Hi. 2032 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:05,119 I know I got really drunk the other night and I know I said 2033 01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,039 some pretty awful things. 2034 01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:08,479 I didn't mean to call you... 2035 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:10,359 Kosher Amanda. 2036 01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:12,759 I'm actually not kosher. 2037 01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:15,479 Oh, I think I just assumed. 2038 01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,759 Sam keeps kosher, but I love to cook. 2039 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,519 I love to cook. 2040 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:22,479 And there are so many things to cook that are not kosher. 2041 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:24,119 Right. 2042 01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:25,519 But I do light the candles on Friday nights. 2043 01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:28,544 I don't know why that gives me such a bad rap around here. 2044 01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,759 Anyway. 2045 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:34,399 So, I'll see you. 2046 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,626 I'm sorry. 2047 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:39,319 Uh, hey. 2048 01:24:39,320 --> 01:24:40,159 You've reached Jeff. 2049 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:40,920 Leave me a message. 2050 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:44,904 I miss you so much. 2051 01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:49,864 Please come home. 2052 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,439 Did that feel better? 2053 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:09,269 To be a pariah? 2054 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:14,707 I never felt like I fit in with those moms anyway. 2055 01:25:17,120 --> 01:25:19,959 I mean, they don't work. 2056 01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:21,425 You don't work either. 2057 01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:26,319 I used to want to be a war reporter. 2058 01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:27,279 I remember. 2059 01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:28,439 You do? 2060 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:30,679 I said that, didn't I? 2061 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:31,999 Yes, you said it. 2062 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:35,279 Jeff acts like he doesn't remember. 2063 01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:39,719 Well, if you need evidence, I take copious notes. 2064 01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:41,663 Sure it's in here. 2065 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:52,599 Jeff has been sleeping in Bo and Stephanie's garage. 2066 01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:56,679 Are you afraid he's going to leave you? 2067 01:25:56,680 --> 01:25:57,906 Yes. 2068 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:02,388 May I share something? 2069 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:14,679 Portia and I broke up. 2070 01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,359 And I know this is inappropriate. 2071 01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:18,079 It's OK. 2072 01:26:18,080 --> 01:26:20,959 You know how you can be living with someone and take 2073 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:24,119 them for granted? 2074 01:26:24,120 --> 01:26:26,279 I did that with her. 2075 01:26:26,280 --> 01:26:31,879 The moment I met her, I said to her, I want to be looking 2076 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:35,759 at your eyes when I die. 2077 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:39,879 That is a lot for a first date. 2078 01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:42,679 That was the truth. 2079 01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:45,431 I didn't know what I had when I had it. 2080 01:26:49,400 --> 01:26:51,719 I don't wanna start all over. 2081 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,710 I don't wanna start all over. 2082 01:27:13,600 --> 01:27:14,679 Uh, hey. 2083 01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:15,622 You've reached Jeff. 2084 01:27:37,760 --> 01:27:39,464 Jeff. 2085 01:27:43,480 --> 01:27:44,706 Je... 2086 01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:53,430 Hi. 2087 01:27:59,680 --> 01:28:01,350 Nice digs. 2088 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:07,789 I'm sorry I threw a bomb in the middle of our life. 2089 01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:13,510 Our beautiful life. 2090 01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:33,750 Does Bo have any weed? 2091 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,869 Oh my god. 2092 01:29:13,760 --> 01:29:15,439 Hey, Rach. 2093 01:29:15,440 --> 01:29:23,440 Um, in my head, I kinda put this all on you, but I think I 2094 01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:26,261 was asleep, so I'm sorry. 2095 01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:37,119 What day is it? 2096 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:38,919 Friday. 2097 01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:40,829 Oh, we should light candles. 2098 01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:24,759 What are you saying? 2099 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:28,999 You have no idea what you're saying, do you? 2100 01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,879 You're supposed to cover your eyes. 2101 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:32,799 That I know. 2102 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:33,679 Both of us? 2103 01:30:33,680 --> 01:30:35,159 Mhmm. 2104 01:30:35,160 --> 01:30:36,879 OK. 2105 01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:38,630 Eyes are covered. 2106 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:15,999 It's for you. 2107 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:18,999 I put that together. 2108 01:31:19,000 --> 01:31:20,999 Do you wanna know how long that took? 2109 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:21,679 No. 2110 01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:22,559 Long time. 2111 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:23,679 All right, Mr. Giraffe. 2112 01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:24,879 Have a safe trip. 2113 01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:26,479 Don't be too scared. 2114 01:31:26,480 --> 01:31:27,799 See? 2115 01:31:27,800 --> 01:31:29,919 Send us a post card! 2116 01:32:01,000 --> 01:32:03,039 I can't believe he didn't talk to her. 2117 01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:04,279 That's crazy. 2118 01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,759 There was nothing to say. 2119 01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:06,599 How'd she look? 2120 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:07,839 She looked good. 2121 01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:08,839 Yeah? 2122 01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:11,759 She looked, well, the same. 2123 01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:12,679 She seems happy. 2124 01:32:12,680 --> 01:32:14,519 Well, that's good. 2125 01:32:14,520 --> 01:32:15,999 Good. 2126 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:17,999 Still dancing, huh? 2127 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,239 Still hoofing it. 2128 01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:47,799 Hey. 2129 01:32:47,800 --> 01:32:48,999 Hi. 2130 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:49,879 What's going on? 2131 01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:51,559 What are you up to? 2132 01:32:51,560 --> 01:32:52,959 You wanna meet me at home? 2133 01:32:52,960 --> 01:32:53,959 Uh, yes. 2134 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,159 I'll see you in like seven minutes. 2135 01:32:56,160 --> 01:32:57,910 See you soon. 2136 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,999 We should put Bonnet out. 2137 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:10,959 Nah, let's let him stay. 2138 01:33:10,960 --> 01:33:14,428 Bonnet, this is how humans do sex. 2139 01:33:36,160 --> 01:33:37,625 Faster. 2140 01:33:40,600 --> 01:33:42,119 Look in my eyes. 2141 01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:44,599 Look at me. 2142 01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:46,111 I'm here.133481