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[♪ LESLEY GORE:
"You Don't Own Me"]
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♪ You don't own me
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♪ I'm not just one
of your many toys
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♪ You don't own me
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♪ Don't say I can't go
with other boys... ♪
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[Man] Hello, darling!
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- Whoa!
- ♪ And don't tell me what to do
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♪ Don't tell me what to say... ♪
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[Woman] Cover your eyes!
Cover your eyes!
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♪ Please
when I go out with you
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♪ Don't put me on display... ♪
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Would you like an upgrade,
young lady?
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I've an empty
First Class carriage.
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And why would you be so kind?
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Well...
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You're making these people
uncomfortable.
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Why would they be
uncomfortable?
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I'm perfectly comfortable.
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Why would you dress like that?
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There are children present.
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What are you grinning at?
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You're just like your father.
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First Class has tea and toast.
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Nice bit of strawberry jam.
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Provocateuring
does make one quite hungry.
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♪ That's all I ask of you
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♪ I'm young,
and I love to be young
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♪ I'm free, and I... ♪
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[Train horn blares]
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♪ ...live my life
the way I want
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♪ To say and do
whatever I please ♪
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[Gunshot]
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[Crackling]
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[Chrissie] Oh, he's back.
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[Jordan] At least
he waited outside this time.
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Hey!
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- Hey, you alive?
- [Groans] I don't think so.
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We were taking bets
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on how long before they found
you floating in the Thames.
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- OK, move! We gotta open.
- I'll give you a hand.
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"Singer walking off stage before
he's sung" is a novel approach.
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- [Steve] Yeah.
- [Jordan] It was cool.
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Was it?
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We didn't know
what was happening.
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Your band just kept playing,
and the music was really hard.
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You could feel their anger.
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But then they stopped,
which was shit,
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cos I'd spent two hours
getting ready.
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[Steve] Where do you get changed
for work?
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I come like this from home.
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- On the train?
- Being seen is a political act.
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Shoving it in their stuck-up
faces, bunch of hypocrites.
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Supposed to be a free country.
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Where do you get the balls?
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As you can see...
I don't have any.
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This is a vulva-powered
revolution.
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Why take the train
if you've got a Volvo?
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[Laughs]
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You're funny... Kutie Jones.
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Tea?
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I can't understand her
half the time...
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- ...but she has got guts.
- Yeah.
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As opposed to some.
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Why didn't you sing?
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Uhm...
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I guess the new improved
cloak of invisibility
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didn't live up to expectations.
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Being seen is generally
part of being on stage, Steve.
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Do you think Viv and Malcolm
would give me another chance?
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Better hurry.
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They've been looking
for a new singer.
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Oh, uh... S...
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Uh...
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Mum!
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[Viv] We've been
looking for you.
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Give me another shot,
I promise I won't fuck it up.
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Sorry... to swear
in front of the kids.
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- I don't care.
- I do.
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I'm always getting into trouble
for swearing at school.
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Can't fucking help it now.
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Don't you worry about them
smelly old fascists, darling.
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What's 'other man's child'
doing here?
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Don't be a prick, Malcolm.
He hasn't stayed in months.
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Malcolm,
I was just saying how I...
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Stop. Stop.
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Turn around.
Face the wall.
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- What?
- Face the wall!
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There. Stay.
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'Real son',
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could you go get
Daddy's sword?
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One must die
so that another may rise.
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When I managed
The New York Dolls,
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I devised a provocative
Situationist ploy.
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I thought very long
and very hard
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about what would
piss America off the most.
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And in a stroke of genius,
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I dressed them up
as Chinese Communists.
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They looked devastating.
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And it was testament
to the brilliance of my idea
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that one month later
the Dolls had broken up.
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- Your sword, Sire.
- Thank you very much.
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But on parting,
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Sylvain Sylvain
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entrusted something sacred
into my safekeeping.
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Like Merlin
giving Arthur Excalibur.
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Actually, it was The Lady of
the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur.
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Please, do you mind, I'm trying
to create a situation here.
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Please stop.
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What's going on?
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You're very damaged,
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which is a very good thing.
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It's just you're too damaged
to be up front.
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And so you must plough
that damage into the music.
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From now on,
you shall be guitar.
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Wh... What about Wally?
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Well, it's absolutely forbidden
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for any rock star
to wear spectacles.
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- That's a bit harsh.
- Well, don't blame me!
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I don't make the rules.
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You must sack him.
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I assume you can play?
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- Um...
- Good!
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Well, it can't be that hard!
Everyone does these days.
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Mm!
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And I think
we've found our new singer.
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That was quick.
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Well, I spotted him in the shop.
His name's John.
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Yes, and when he came back
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looking for a pair of
brothel creepers in white suede,
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I said that I might consider
giving them to him
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if he auditioned for us.
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He wears his clothes
in a very interesting way.
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Got very interesting teeth, too.
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I didn't notice his teeth.
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[John] Ooh, naughty, naughty.
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This will do very nicely
for me and the missus.
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But what'll the kiddies wear?
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Microphone.
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I only sing out of tune.
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Fucking hell!
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Pillock!
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Ladies!
Pretend you're on stage,
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and just sing along.
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Otherwise Steve Jones here's
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gonna beat the bloody daylights
out of you.
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I don't think so.
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We'll see.
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[♪ ALICE COOPER:
"I'm Eighteen"]
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Oh, Alice.
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My mum loves him.
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♪ Lines form
on my face and hands
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♪ Lines form
from the ups and downs
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♪ I'm in the middle
without any plans
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- ♪ I'm a boy and I'm a man... ♪
- Are you gonna sing?
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[Out of tune] ♪ I'm eighteen
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♪ Have sex in the grass
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ What a farce
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♪ Get sex, we never stop
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♪ Weird sex
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♪ Now it's a shop ♪
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- [Blows raspberry]
- [Cooper] ♪ I'll go runnin'
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♪ In outer space, oh yeah... ♪
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♪ I got a baby's brain
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♪ And an old geezer's heart... ♪
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- [Blows nose]
- [Cooper] ♪ Took eighteen years
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♪ To get this far... ♪
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[John] ♪ All I wanted
was a pair of dirty shoes
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♪ Now you're gettin' me
all confused
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ I've got vile breath
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ Are you fuckin' deaf?
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♪ Eighteen
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♪ Shop till you drop ♪
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What is it?
Bunch of morons or what?
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No future for John, is it?
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Uh, God save Johnny,
Humpty Dumpty Johnny.
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We all fall down
left and right.
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Blue suede, white suede...
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[Blows raspberry]
...brothel creeping bastards!
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I'm a boy. No, I'm a man.
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I'm eighteen,
and I hate it!
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I hate it!
Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen!
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Nothing but a lowlife!
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I hate it! Fuck it!
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Hate it! Suck it!
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Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen!
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Eighteen, and I hate it!
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Where's me shoes?
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Well, let's set up
a rehearsal first,
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and then we can talk
about your shoes.
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Fuck that!
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He's right. I don't think
this is gonna work.
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I thought it was interesting.
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Maybe for a Christmas panto.
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Why are you wasting my time?
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[Rattling]
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Open the door, please.
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Do any of you imbeciles realise
what's happening here?
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He is one of the greatest
guitarists in all of England.
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And you are an untutored genius
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that, with the right guidance,
could change the world.
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[Laughs]
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You're a tosser.
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Yes, I am.
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And I'm going to toss
this boring, grey country
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with its corrupt Establishment
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right on to its inbred,
self-important arse.
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Now, who wants to toss with me?
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One rehearsal.
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I'm game.
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It will be a chance to hear
England's greatest guitarist.
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May as well join the tossers.
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Excellent.
I'll set it up.
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And get me those shoes.
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[Train rumbling] [Glen] I don't think it's right
just not turning up.
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[Steve] Ten to one
he doesn't turn up himself.
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[Glen] But he might,
and that would be really rude.
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Oh, fuck off,
Florence Nightingale.
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You haven't even met him.
He was just taking the piss.
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- All right.
- I thought he had potential.
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[Steve] Then why didn't you go
to the bleedin' rehearsal?
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[Cookie] No point going
on me own.
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[Glen] We should've told
Malcolm.
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[Steve] Malcolm doesn't care.
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He's probably found
a dozen others by now.
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What the fuck!
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- Hello, Malcolm.
- Hello.
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Why didn't you go
to rehearsal?
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- What rehearsal?
- John and his mates
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came to my shop wanting
to kick my bloody head in.
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- I must've forgot.
- [Malcolm] You forgot?
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You're going to apologise
to John tomorrow.
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And, if you can't get him
to come to a rehearsal,
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I will reconsider
my managerial position.
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- You've been told, son.
- Shut up!
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[Knocking]
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[Door opens]
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[John] My, my!
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It's Kutie Jones.
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What you want?
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About the rehearsals.
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Sorry, it was a...
bit of a misunderstanding.
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- We forgot.
- Oh, yeah?
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Malcolm's organising another,
and we'll be there.
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I won't.
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The place was a shithole.
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[Rats squeaking]
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The rats were so noisy,
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we wouldn't have been able
to hear each other.
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- I'll tell Malcolm.
- I already have.
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Good.
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- Not really.
- What?
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I don't think
I can be in a band
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called "Kutie Jones
And His Sex Pistols".
257
00:13:30,419 --> 00:13:33,092
The name's disgusting.
258
00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:38,570
I might come to a rehearsal
of a band called "Sex Pistols".
259
00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,406
I told Malcolm that, too.
260
00:13:40,507 --> 00:13:42,210
[♪ T. REX: "Jeepster"]
261
00:13:45,082 --> 00:13:46,853
Great.
262
00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:51,027
Bye-bye, Kutie.
263
00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:53,098
♪ You're so sweet
264
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,537
♪ You're so fine
265
00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:00,413
♪ I want you all and everything
just to be mine
266
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:02,116
- ♪ Cos you're my baby... ♪
- [Chrissie] Nice guitar.
267
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:03,987
Where'd you steal it?
268
00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:06,893
Malcolm gave it to me.
269
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:09,330
It was Sylvain Sylvain's.
270
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,638
- Of the New York Dolls?
- Yeah.
271
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:15,142
Why'd he give it to you?
272
00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:18,148
I'm gonna be our new guitarist.
273
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,921
- What happened to Wally?
- Uh...
274
00:14:21,021 --> 00:14:22,490
You fucking prick!
275
00:14:22,591 --> 00:14:24,260
Well, don't blame me,
I don't make the rules.
276
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,100
You sacked Wally?
Seriously?
277
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,473
Malcolm has been promising
for months to put me in a band.
278
00:14:30,574 --> 00:14:32,343
And I can sing and play,
279
00:14:32,443 --> 00:14:37,521
but, no, he gives you,
a meathead, druggie, felon...
280
00:14:37,621 --> 00:14:40,192
Feel free.
Everyone's piling it on today.
281
00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:43,031
...this incredible instrument
and a place in a band
282
00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:46,371
that you are completely
unqualified for, because...
283
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,674
because, Jonesy,
284
00:14:47,774 --> 00:14:50,514
one thing that British
and American music share
285
00:14:50,614 --> 00:14:55,289
is huge,
steaming piles of sexism.
286
00:14:55,389 --> 00:14:59,665
Sexism has nothing
to do with it, Chrissie.
287
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,435
I am well aware of your talent,
288
00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:03,573
but my vision
for the Sex Pistols
289
00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:06,979
is one of dirt,
danger and desire.
290
00:15:07,079 --> 00:15:11,221
A band of sexy, young assassins
291
00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:16,131
whose instruments could
just as easily be pickaxes,
292
00:15:16,231 --> 00:15:20,172
or shovels, or machine-guns.
293
00:15:20,272 --> 00:15:22,644
You're far too...
294
00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:25,015
accomplished for them.
295
00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:29,457
However, I do want you
to meet with a man
296
00:15:29,558 --> 00:15:31,662
by the name of Mick Jones.
297
00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:34,033
Any relation?
298
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:40,312
Now, Mick Jones is a very
interesting young guitarist
299
00:15:40,412 --> 00:15:44,087
who is looking
for a collaborator.
300
00:15:46,726 --> 00:15:48,228
OK.
301
00:15:49,431 --> 00:15:52,504
- Thanks.
- What about John?
302
00:15:52,604 --> 00:15:54,073
Sorted.
303
00:15:54,173 --> 00:15:55,744
But with Wally gone
we've got nowhere to rehearse.
304
00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:00,119
Come with me
to Denmark... Street.
305
00:16:00,219 --> 00:16:02,256
London's answer
to Tin Pan Alley.
306
00:16:02,356 --> 00:16:04,327
It's the epicentre
of the music scene.
307
00:16:04,427 --> 00:16:07,200
[Man] Our Tin Pan Alley
was really encompassed
308
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,670
by the length of a street,
309
00:16:08,770 --> 00:16:10,607
which is still there, of course,
Denmark Street.
310
00:16:10,707 --> 00:16:13,445
Today it's a sad place
because, uh...
311
00:16:13,546 --> 00:16:15,416
the action has gone
from there pretty well,
312
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,688
and it's not the same kind
of business.
313
00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:20,226
In those days,
there were characters,
314
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,063
there was tremendous colour.
315
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:25,202
I've taken out
a twelve-month lease.
316
00:16:25,302 --> 00:16:28,610
Places like this,
they don't come cheap, you know.
317
00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:32,584
But I said, I told them,
"I don't care how much it costs,
318
00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:34,588
"because this...
319
00:16:35,691 --> 00:16:39,264
"...is the perfect hideout
320
00:16:39,364 --> 00:16:42,671
"for my sexy, young assassins."
321
00:16:51,856 --> 00:16:55,664
Thanks, Malcolm.
322
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,300
It's brilliant.
323
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,239
John comes by on Friday
for rehearsals.
324
00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:03,780
How are you and Excalibur
getting along?
325
00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:06,519
Good.
326
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,225
Great.
327
00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:11,629
Ready to do battle.
328
00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,533
Mm, good.
329
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,410
Don't let me down.
330
00:17:20,881 --> 00:17:22,283
I won't.
331
00:17:23,285 --> 00:17:24,454
Good boy.
332
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:26,091
[♪ ELVIS PRESLEY:
"An American Trilogy"]
333
00:17:26,191 --> 00:17:28,128
♪ Little baby
334
00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:30,299
♪ Don't you cry
335
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:38,115
♪ You know your daddy's...
336
00:17:39,785 --> 00:17:42,591
♪ ...bound to die
337
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:54,280
♪ But all my trials, Lord...
338
00:17:56,719 --> 00:18:00,159
♪ ...soon be over
339
00:18:35,329 --> 00:18:37,634
[♪ Music over dialogue]
340
00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:49,157
♪ Glory, glory
341
00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:54,868
♪ Hallelujah
342
00:18:54,968 --> 00:19:05,857
♪ His truth is marching on
343
00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:12,269
♪ His truth is marching... ♪
344
00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,474
[Plucks strings]
345
00:19:21,923 --> 00:19:23,793
[Grunts] Ugh!
346
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:24,962
Fuck!
347
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:30,305
[Grunts]
348
00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:33,780
[♪ THE KINKS:
"All Day And All Of The Night"]
349
00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:40,325
♪ I'm not content to be with you
350
00:19:40,425 --> 00:19:41,862
♪ In the daytime... ♪
351
00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:44,467
Ah-hah! This is the one
I was telling you about.
352
00:19:44,568 --> 00:19:47,440
"Singer who walks off stage
before he's sung."
353
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:48,976
No, that...
That was last week.
354
00:19:49,076 --> 00:19:51,649
Currently, I'm doing
"guitarist who can't play".
355
00:19:51,749 --> 00:19:53,385
- Oh, I love that.
- Mm.
356
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:54,621
- Can anyone do it?
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:19:54,721 --> 00:19:56,525
Sioux, we're all doing it.
358
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,596
I'm currently doing
"painter who can't paint".
359
00:19:58,696 --> 00:20:00,900
Last week, I was doing
"actress who cannot act".
360
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,369
And tonight I'm doing
361
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,273
"drag queen who can't drag
her arse around Soho
362
00:20:04,373 --> 00:20:06,912
"in these hideous high heels".
363
00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:09,618
Hey, do you...
you got any speed, love?
364
00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:11,622
[Woman] Oh, God, it's freezing.
365
00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:13,258
[Man] Cheeky!
366
00:20:13,358 --> 00:20:15,429
Black Beauty diet pills.
367
00:20:15,530 --> 00:20:16,866
If I take too many of these,
368
00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,636
I'm up all night scrubbing
the floor with a toothbrush.
369
00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:21,274
- Oh, that'll do.
- Come and club with us.
370
00:20:21,374 --> 00:20:23,880
Uh, no, I... I can't.
371
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,683
I got something on.
372
00:20:25,783 --> 00:20:27,587
- [Woman] Jordan.
- Bye, love.
373
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:30,860
[Woman, laughing] Oi!
374
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,864
Phoebe... got a light?
375
00:20:39,010 --> 00:20:41,314
o Fun"]
376
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:50,567
♪ No fun
377
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,336
♪ My babe
378
00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:54,307
♪ No fun
379
00:20:56,444 --> 00:20:59,718
♪ No fun to hang around
380
00:20:59,818 --> 00:21:02,323
♪ Freaked out
381
00:21:03,526 --> 00:21:06,331
♪ For another day
382
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,569
♪ Well, maybe go out
383
00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:10,507
♪ Or maybe stay home
384
00:21:10,607 --> 00:21:13,513
♪ Or maybe I call Mum
on the telephone
385
00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:15,650
♪ Well, come on... ♪
386
00:21:26,539 --> 00:21:28,041
[♪ Music stops]
387
00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:40,633
- What you doing here?
- We've come for the rehearsal.
388
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,371
- What rehearsal?
- With John.
389
00:21:44,742 --> 00:21:46,946
- That's not till Friday.
- It's Friday.
390
00:21:47,046 --> 00:21:48,883
Yeah, that's what I said,
it's Friday.
391
00:21:48,983 --> 00:21:51,087
- We know that.
- Then what are you doing here?
392
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:53,759
Well, today's Friday.
393
00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:59,571
- Can't be.
- What are you on?
394
00:21:59,671 --> 00:22:01,374
Black Beauties.
395
00:22:01,474 --> 00:22:03,913
Well, if Mum had given me these
when I was a kid,
396
00:22:04,013 --> 00:22:05,650
I might've learned
something at school.
397
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,687
Oh, fuck it,
where'd they all go?
398
00:22:07,787 --> 00:22:09,825
How long have you been up?
399
00:22:09,925 --> 00:22:11,427
Since Monday.
400
00:22:11,528 --> 00:22:14,433
- [Glen] Jesus!
- [Cookie] Why?
401
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:17,373
Learning guitar.
Pretty much got it down.
402
00:22:17,473 --> 00:22:20,980
[Chuckles] No, you don't
learn guitar in four days!
403
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,717
It's five, isn't it?
404
00:22:22,817 --> 00:22:25,088
Right. So, first we had
"the singer who can't sing",
405
00:22:25,188 --> 00:22:26,992
and now we have "the guitarist
who's a drug addict".
406
00:22:27,092 --> 00:22:29,397
I'm a real musician, yeah?
407
00:22:29,497 --> 00:22:31,735
Plenty of other bands
wanna play with me, actually.
408
00:22:31,835 --> 00:22:33,973
I'm gone. Goodbye.
409
00:22:34,073 --> 00:22:37,413
[♪ Steve plays "No Fun" riff
on guitar]
410
00:22:43,826 --> 00:22:45,495
Woo-hoo!
411
00:22:45,596 --> 00:22:46,966
Fuck!
412
00:22:51,809 --> 00:22:53,411
Did you just play that?
413
00:22:54,013 --> 00:22:55,883
Yeah.
414
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,088
Well, show me
what else you got.
415
00:22:59,190 --> 00:23:00,960
Sure.
416
00:23:01,060 --> 00:23:04,568
Let me just take a kip first,
though, so...
417
00:23:07,841 --> 00:23:09,578
[Cookie] It's all right.
Happens a lot.
418
00:23:09,678 --> 00:23:11,447
He'll be fine.
419
00:23:11,548 --> 00:23:12,751
Right, let's set up.
420
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:19,130
[Glen] He's not coming.
421
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:21,735
Nah, give it another hour.
I bet he turns up.
422
00:23:21,835 --> 00:23:23,973
But why would he wanna join
the Fucked Four?
423
00:23:24,073 --> 00:23:25,843
My legendary musicianship.
424
00:23:25,943 --> 00:23:28,649
A Stooges riff does not
make you Keith Richards.
425
00:23:28,749 --> 00:23:30,887
John's got cigarette stubs
for teeth, right?
426
00:23:31,789 --> 00:23:33,024
He can't sing.
427
00:23:33,124 --> 00:23:35,062
He's cracked in the head.
428
00:23:35,162 --> 00:23:37,734
He hasn't exactly got
a lot going for him either.
429
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:39,905
- Hey.
- [Glen] I really am leaving.
430
00:23:40,005 --> 00:23:41,875
We've gotta audition him
for Malcolm.
431
00:23:41,975 --> 00:23:46,017
He'll be shit, and then
we'll give him the boot, right?
432
00:23:46,117 --> 00:23:48,622
- He is funny, though.
- Who's funny?
433
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:53,532
- We was just talking about ya.
- That's not very polite, is it?
434
00:23:53,632 --> 00:23:56,037
There's nothing else to do
seeing as you're 4 hours late.
435
00:23:56,137 --> 00:24:00,012
- Better late than never.
- I don't think that it is.
436
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:01,915
John.
437
00:24:03,085 --> 00:24:04,888
John, this is Glen.
438
00:24:06,692 --> 00:24:09,497
- Hi. I'm Glen.
- I know that.
439
00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:12,169
I play bass.
440
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:27,801
Nice place.
441
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,771
Yeah, Malcolm's paying
a fortune for it.
442
00:24:29,871 --> 00:24:33,078
The lead singer from Badfinger
hung his-self here a week ago.
443
00:24:33,178 --> 00:24:35,516
He probably got it for tuppence.
444
00:24:35,616 --> 00:24:37,086
- Really?
- Poor bastard.
445
00:24:38,121 --> 00:24:41,795
It's still... nice.
446
00:24:41,895 --> 00:24:44,801
- Well, we should rehearse.
- I can't sing.
447
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,705
- We can't play.
- Actually, I'm pretty good.
448
00:24:46,805 --> 00:24:48,576
- Huh. Are ya?
- Yeah.
449
00:24:48,676 --> 00:24:50,278
Who are your influences?
450
00:24:50,814 --> 00:24:51,715
Um...
451
00:24:51,815 --> 00:24:52,817
The Beatles.
452
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:54,821
- Ooh...
- No.
453
00:24:54,921 --> 00:24:56,224
- Yeah.
- Well, yeah.
454
00:24:56,324 --> 00:24:58,261
Actually, they are really good,
but loads of others.
455
00:24:58,361 --> 00:25:01,033
Just tell me a song you like.
I can pretty much play anything.
456
00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:04,273
- "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart.
- Great, I know that.
457
00:25:04,373 --> 00:25:06,845
[Laughing] Pathetic!
458
00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:08,114
If you don't like what you see,
459
00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:10,686
John, you're welcome
to fuck off.
460
00:25:10,786 --> 00:25:11,889
I probably should do that.
461
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:14,961
Between The Beatles
and Rod Stewart,
462
00:25:15,061 --> 00:25:17,600
- it is a bit disappointing.
- [Steve] I'll tell Malcolm.
463
00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:20,973
How are my sexy
young assassins?
464
00:25:21,073 --> 00:25:22,309
John was just leaving.
465
00:25:22,409 --> 00:25:24,648
"Leaving"? No, come on,
show me what you've done.
466
00:25:24,748 --> 00:25:27,987
Nothing! All's they know
is Beatles and Rod Stewart.
467
00:25:28,087 --> 00:25:30,258
- Could do a Small Faces song.
- Do you have any idea
468
00:25:30,358 --> 00:25:33,732
how much I've already
personally invested in you?
469
00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:35,703
The lead singer of Badfinger
hung himself here.
470
00:25:35,803 --> 00:25:38,709
Yes, I know that.
That's why I got it half price.
471
00:25:38,809 --> 00:25:41,849
You see, that's what a good
manager does. Gets a good deal.
472
00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:44,921
But the lease did cost me
a thousand pounds.
473
00:25:45,021 --> 00:25:48,863
And not to mention the fact you
have been living here rent free.
474
00:25:48,963 --> 00:25:51,334
- How did you know?
- I visited two days ago.
475
00:25:51,434 --> 00:25:53,773
- Did you?
- Yeah.
476
00:25:54,975 --> 00:25:56,745
Here's some more
Black Beauties.
477
00:25:56,845 --> 00:26:00,152
I don't even get bus fare and he
gets amphetamines and free rent?
478
00:26:00,252 --> 00:26:01,889
Shut the fuck up, John!
479
00:26:01,989 --> 00:26:04,193
- That's it, go on, go at him!
- I'll go at you.
480
00:26:04,293 --> 00:26:05,930
Tear into each other
481
00:26:06,030 --> 00:26:08,602
like the seditionary sewer rats
that you are.
482
00:26:08,702 --> 00:26:10,138
- What?
- Oh, bloody hell!
483
00:26:10,238 --> 00:26:11,809
For fuck's sake!
484
00:26:11,909 --> 00:26:16,785
I want to hear the fury
of the forgotten generation.
485
00:26:18,823 --> 00:26:21,829
- Play the riff.
- What? What riff?
486
00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:25,101
The only one you know,
you berk! Go on.
487
00:26:25,201 --> 00:26:28,041
A generation with no future.
488
00:26:29,978 --> 00:26:33,318
A generation with no other aim
but to destroy.
489
00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:39,396
[♪ Plays riff]
490
00:26:39,496 --> 00:26:41,936
Yes, that's it, my boy.
491
00:26:45,977 --> 00:26:47,814
England's greatest guitarist.
492
00:26:47,914 --> 00:26:50,185
Just the two chords, is it?
493
00:26:50,285 --> 00:26:53,258
More like England's
greatest moron.
494
00:26:54,260 --> 00:26:56,330
Sing, John.
495
00:26:56,430 --> 00:26:59,403
Show me that rancid brilliance
that you have.
496
00:27:03,946 --> 00:27:06,818
- He can't fucking sing.
- I don't know the words, Steve.
497
00:27:06,918 --> 00:27:09,356
- Just make them up.
- I'm not a wind-up doll!
498
00:27:09,456 --> 00:27:12,095
Who looks like a moron now,
John?
499
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,699
Eh?
500
00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:16,103
[♪ Plays riff]
501
00:27:19,811 --> 00:27:21,849
Bye-bye, Johnny.
502
00:27:21,949 --> 00:27:23,084
Bye-bye.
503
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,756
Ooh, Jimi Hendrix
knows a Stooges riff.
504
00:27:25,856 --> 00:27:27,694
Stooges!
505
00:27:27,794 --> 00:27:30,232
You do know the song.
You just can't sing.
506
00:27:30,332 --> 00:27:32,236
♪ No fun
507
00:27:32,904 --> 00:27:34,406
♪ No fun... ♪
508
00:27:34,507 --> 00:27:36,845
- That's it, my boy. Sing!
- Shut the fuck up!
509
00:27:42,991 --> 00:27:44,861
♪ No fun
510
00:27:44,961 --> 00:27:46,765
♪ My babe
511
00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,836
♪ No fun
512
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,244
♪ Fun to be alone
513
00:27:54,213 --> 00:27:57,252
♪ Something up your arse
514
00:27:58,388 --> 00:28:00,860
♪ Fun to be alone
515
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,199
♪ Something...
516
00:28:04,299 --> 00:28:07,774
♪ Something,
whatever the fuck
517
00:28:12,951 --> 00:28:14,888
♪ I may be going out
518
00:28:14,988 --> 00:28:17,092
♪ And I may be staying at home
519
00:28:17,192 --> 00:28:19,063
♪ Maybe... ♪
520
00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,167
Fuck! What's...
What happened there?
521
00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,137
England's greatest guitarist.
522
00:28:23,237 --> 00:28:25,208
You were completely out of tune.
523
00:28:25,308 --> 00:28:27,747
- What's your chord?
- It goes to 'E' there.
524
00:28:27,847 --> 00:28:29,751
[♪ Plays chord]
525
00:28:30,853 --> 00:28:33,057
Right.
From the top.
526
00:28:33,157 --> 00:28:34,794
One, two, three...
527
00:28:34,894 --> 00:28:36,364
Here, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go.
528
00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,902
In, in, in, in, in, this is us,
this is us, this is us.
529
00:28:39,002 --> 00:28:42,042
♪ Road Runner, Road Runner
530
00:28:42,142 --> 00:28:43,946
♪ At a thousand miles
an hour... ♪
531
00:28:44,046 --> 00:28:46,183
Jordan, make sure
they let us in.
532
00:28:46,283 --> 00:28:48,354
Keep going, keep going.
Just down here...
533
00:28:48,454 --> 00:28:50,993
♪ ...Runner, Road Runner
534
00:28:51,093 --> 00:28:53,966
♪ At a thousand miles an hour
535
00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,937
♪ I fell in love
with the modern world... ♪
536
00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:57,205
We heard there was a party.
537
00:28:57,305 --> 00:28:59,043
No, no party.
538
00:28:59,143 --> 00:29:00,980
Well, then we better make one.
539
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,786
- Get lively, boys.
- Jordan.
540
00:29:03,886 --> 00:29:06,925
[♪ Reggae music playing]
541
00:29:07,025 --> 00:29:09,531
I never let the shop dictate
my style, it's about how I feel.
542
00:29:09,631 --> 00:29:12,336
If anything, I've seen
Vivienne take inspiration
543
00:29:12,436 --> 00:29:14,373
from the things
that I wear from home.
544
00:29:14,473 --> 00:29:17,379
Loads of people are on the game.
Prostitution isn't that bad.
545
00:29:17,479 --> 00:29:19,951
I mean, I've had a few offers,
I've thought about it.
546
00:29:20,051 --> 00:29:22,824
Do it if I were you.
It's a couple of quid.
547
00:29:22,924 --> 00:29:25,963
Music is fundamentally
young people's music, right?
548
00:29:26,063 --> 00:29:28,401
Ganja, Rasta, reggae,
549
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,506
they're all part
of the same social movement.
550
00:29:30,606 --> 00:29:32,275
It's a pretty good movement.
551
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:34,948
Mm.
552
00:29:35,048 --> 00:29:37,954
I thought you was doing
"painter who couldn't paint"?
553
00:29:38,054 --> 00:29:39,423
It's actually pretty good.
554
00:29:39,524 --> 00:29:41,027
Malcolm.
555
00:29:41,127 --> 00:29:43,866
Please don't tell.
556
00:29:44,968 --> 00:29:46,037
I didn't catch your name.
557
00:29:46,137 --> 00:29:48,842
Helen of Troy.
558
00:29:48,942 --> 00:29:52,583
The face that launched
a thousand hips.
559
00:29:52,683 --> 00:29:53,986
Oh, I like you.
560
00:29:54,086 --> 00:29:55,856
Mm.
561
00:29:55,956 --> 00:29:57,860
Stand in line, pet.
562
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:59,463
[Exhales]
Don't worry, I will.
563
00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:02,269
[Laughs]
564
00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:03,839
Oi, give us one of those,
would ya?
565
00:30:03,939 --> 00:30:06,177
Jordan?
Have you seen Chrissie lately?
566
00:30:06,277 --> 00:30:09,517
She's not around much. Maybe
she's got a fella on the side.
567
00:30:09,617 --> 00:30:13,124
Oi! Bromley is so boring,
I feel like blowing it up
568
00:30:13,224 --> 00:30:16,030
just to see if anyone notices
it's gone.
569
00:30:16,130 --> 00:30:18,334
[Cheering]
570
00:30:27,219 --> 00:30:29,423
You finding your way
around the fretboard OK?
571
00:30:29,524 --> 00:30:31,460
Would be if I knew
what a fretboard was.
572
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:35,301
How are you getting on
with the other Jones?
573
00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:40,011
Oh, he's charming,
talented, funny.
574
00:30:40,111 --> 00:30:41,882
Nothing like you.
575
00:30:41,982 --> 00:30:43,484
Sounds like your boyfriend
should be worried.
576
00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:48,361
No, my relationship with Mick
Jones is completely platonic.
577
00:30:48,461 --> 00:30:51,033
I'm glad it's platonic
with that Jones.
578
00:30:51,133 --> 00:30:52,937
[Chrissie] Me, too.
579
00:30:53,037 --> 00:30:56,377
[Steve] Listen, I'm not taking
the piss. Can we go upstairs?
580
00:31:01,989 --> 00:31:03,491
Welcome to me palace.
581
00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:06,197
Here dwelleth
the Prince of Denmark Street.
582
00:31:06,297 --> 00:31:10,305
With his noble sword, Excalibur.
583
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:15,115
You're right...
Makes no sense
584
00:31:15,215 --> 00:31:18,221
that Malcolm would give me
this amazing guitar.
585
00:31:18,321 --> 00:31:20,926
Probably just thought
it'd look good on stage.
586
00:31:27,306 --> 00:31:29,476
The thing is...
587
00:31:29,577 --> 00:31:31,347
I never learnt nothing
at school,
588
00:31:31,447 --> 00:31:32,482
I couldn't concentrate.
589
00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:34,486
They call you a moron...
590
00:31:34,587 --> 00:31:37,259
and it just gets worse.
591
00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:38,962
But I always understood music.
592
00:31:39,062 --> 00:31:42,637
And now I got this chance,
and I don't wanna fuck it up.
593
00:31:43,739 --> 00:31:45,341
And I know that you get it.
594
00:31:46,210 --> 00:31:49,116
I really need the help.
595
00:31:49,216 --> 00:31:53,692
So, I was wondering, would you
teach me how to play properly?
596
00:31:53,792 --> 00:31:57,533
I have no interest in being
your guitar teacher, Jonesy.
597
00:31:59,436 --> 00:32:01,508
I got too many problems
of my own.
598
00:32:12,062 --> 00:32:13,999
Suppose a fuck's
out of the question?
599
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:16,237
Yes, it pretty much is.
600
00:32:16,337 --> 00:32:18,007
"Pretty much"?
601
00:32:18,107 --> 00:32:19,409
Very much.
602
00:32:21,347 --> 00:32:23,050
Scale of one to a hundred,
603
00:32:23,150 --> 00:32:25,689
where one is
"I just need to brush me teeth",
604
00:32:25,789 --> 00:32:27,527
and a hundred is
605
00:32:27,627 --> 00:32:30,666
"not if you was the last man
on earth", where's it sitting?
606
00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:32,002
Ninety-eight.
607
00:32:32,737 --> 00:32:34,273
"Ninety-eight"?
Not bad.
608
00:32:36,210 --> 00:32:38,214
Good night, Jonesy.
609
00:32:39,350 --> 00:32:40,485
Ninety-eight.
610
00:32:40,586 --> 00:32:41,555
[Crowd] ♪ Hey!
611
00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:43,191
♪ Hey!
612
00:32:43,291 --> 00:32:46,698
♪ We sang shang-a-lang
and we ran with the gang
613
00:32:46,798 --> 00:32:50,271
♪ Doin'
doo-op-dooby-doo-i
614
00:32:50,371 --> 00:32:53,579
♪ We were all in the news
With our blue suede shoes
615
00:32:53,679 --> 00:32:57,285
♪ And our dancin' the night away
616
00:32:57,385 --> 00:33:01,093
♪ Yeah, we sang shang-a-lang
and we ran with the gang
617
00:33:01,193 --> 00:33:04,634
♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i
618
00:33:04,734 --> 00:33:08,575
♪ With the jukebox playin'
and everybody sayin'
619
00:33:08,675 --> 00:33:11,748
♪ That music like ours
couldn't die... ♪
620
00:33:13,251 --> 00:33:15,088
Let me hear you!
621
00:33:16,123 --> 00:33:17,627
Whoo-hoo!
622
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,772
Tonight a new movement is born.
623
00:33:26,110 --> 00:33:29,049
To a Bay City Rollers
soundtrack?
624
00:33:29,149 --> 00:33:33,257
Never underestimate
the power of Tartan, my boy.
625
00:33:34,794 --> 00:33:38,367
♪ Hey, hey,
rockin' to the music
626
00:33:38,467 --> 00:33:40,338
♪ Hey, hey,
rockin' to the music... ♪
627
00:33:40,438 --> 00:33:43,077
You fucking wanker!
628
00:33:44,848 --> 00:33:47,218
♪ Hey, hey
629
00:33:47,318 --> 00:33:50,358
♪ We sang shang-a-lang
and we ran with the gang
630
00:33:50,458 --> 00:33:54,099
♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i ♪
631
00:33:55,569 --> 00:33:57,138
Destroy.
632
00:34:17,847 --> 00:34:21,153
[♪ BO DIDDLEY: "Pills"]♪ As I was lying
in a hospital bed
633
00:34:21,253 --> 00:34:24,761
♪ A rock 'n' roll nurse
going to my head... ♪
634
00:34:24,861 --> 00:34:26,665
- Oh, hello, John.
- What's going on, Viv?
635
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,401
You said I could be in the band.
636
00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:30,238
- You are in the band.
- Am I?
637
00:34:30,338 --> 00:34:32,777
No, you're not.
Who are you?
638
00:34:32,877 --> 00:34:36,150
This is the John I was telling
you about, with the cheekbones.
639
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:38,522
I've already got the John
with the cheekbones.
640
00:34:38,622 --> 00:34:41,661
No, you got John with the teeth.
He's my mate.
641
00:34:41,761 --> 00:34:45,368
- You got the wrong John?
- I wanna be in the band.
642
00:34:45,468 --> 00:34:47,707
- Well, we don't need you.
- Malcolm!
643
00:34:50,345 --> 00:34:51,815
How could you be so daft?
644
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:54,386
How was I supposed to know
there were two Johns
645
00:34:54,486 --> 00:34:59,162
with impeccable cheekbones
and a penchant for safety pins?
646
00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,868
Look at him.
He's perfect.
647
00:35:01,968 --> 00:35:04,139
There's a lot more
to a great rock and roll group
648
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:05,408
than just looks.
649
00:35:05,509 --> 00:35:07,278
You said it had nothing to do
with the music.
650
00:35:07,378 --> 00:35:10,418
It doesn't. It has
everything to do with chemistry,
651
00:35:10,519 --> 00:35:11,855
and I've got that perfect.
652
00:35:11,955 --> 00:35:14,694
- Have you, Malc?
- They hate each other already.
653
00:35:14,794 --> 00:35:16,531
What if it all gets
too much for Steve?
654
00:35:16,631 --> 00:35:18,869
What if he crumbles again?
655
00:35:23,211 --> 00:35:27,485
Well, if he does,
we now have a replacement.
656
00:35:27,586 --> 00:35:28,855
- Put that back.
- Huh?
657
00:35:28,955 --> 00:35:30,559
- Put that back.
- Put what back?
658
00:35:30,659 --> 00:35:32,697
Give it to me.
659
00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,738
Get out.
660
00:35:36,838 --> 00:35:38,875
[Malcolm]
"Give the dog a bone"?
661
00:35:40,345 --> 00:35:41,581
What does that mean?
662
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:43,685
When you're seventeen,
all you want to do is shag.
663
00:35:43,785 --> 00:35:46,725
- Do ya?
- Yeah.
664
00:35:46,825 --> 00:35:48,829
- Just sing it.
- I'm not singing that.
665
00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:51,901
It sounds like it's written
by a moron.
666
00:35:52,001 --> 00:35:53,471
Just sing it.
667
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:55,509
How old's Malcolm?
668
00:35:55,609 --> 00:35:56,745
- Don't know.
- Twenty-nine.
669
00:36:02,957 --> 00:36:05,461
You're only twenty-nine...
670
00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:08,501
Got a lot to learn...
671
00:36:08,602 --> 00:36:10,506
You're only twenty-nine...
672
00:36:10,606 --> 00:36:12,643
Give the git a...
673
00:36:12,743 --> 00:36:14,847
Make my stomach...
674
00:36:14,947 --> 00:36:16,618
Nah!
675
00:36:17,653 --> 00:36:19,924
You're only twenty-nine...
676
00:36:20,024 --> 00:36:22,763
Got a lot to learn...
677
00:36:22,863 --> 00:36:26,771
But when your mummy dies,
she will not return!
678
00:36:26,871 --> 00:36:28,374
That's more like it!
679
00:36:28,474 --> 00:36:30,244
- It's a little bit weird.
- You're welcome.
680
00:36:30,344 --> 00:36:33,384
We like noise,
it's our choice...
681
00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:35,221
It's good.
We're keeping that.
682
00:36:35,321 --> 00:36:37,492
Easy and simple.
Good.
683
00:36:37,593 --> 00:36:40,632
And "I don't work, I just speed,
that's all I need".
684
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:45,374
Yeah, some of it's all right,
Steve, if I could read it.
685
00:36:45,474 --> 00:36:47,780
Honestly,
did you even go to school?
686
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:49,751
[Scoffs]
687
00:36:49,851 --> 00:36:51,788
No, not really.
688
00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:54,927
Don't worry,
I'll work it out.
689
00:36:55,027 --> 00:36:56,765
I need the bog.
690
00:37:00,004 --> 00:37:01,775
John.
691
00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:03,545
I know what we should call ya.
692
00:37:04,881 --> 00:37:07,686
Rotten.
On account of your teeth.
693
00:37:08,856 --> 00:37:10,859
Johnny fucking Rotten.
694
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,801
That's brilliant!
695
00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,504
I love it.
696
00:37:21,748 --> 00:37:23,384
Who's he think he is?
697
00:37:23,484 --> 00:37:28,327
- He is a bit of a prick.
- He's just... weird.
698
00:37:28,427 --> 00:37:29,831
Little fucker.
699
00:37:29,931 --> 00:37:31,668
If you are going to be
in the band,
700
00:37:31,768 --> 00:37:33,839
you can't carry on
being called John,
701
00:37:33,939 --> 00:37:35,308
because that's my name.
702
00:37:35,408 --> 00:37:36,945
Malcolm won't let me
in the band.
703
00:37:37,045 --> 00:37:39,282
Steve's hopeless
and Glen's a ponce.
704
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,451
One of 'em has to go.
705
00:37:40,552 --> 00:37:42,322
Besides, I need a mate.
706
00:37:42,422 --> 00:37:44,326
They're really mean
most of the time.
707
00:37:44,426 --> 00:37:46,865
My mum calls me Sime.
708
00:37:46,965 --> 00:37:50,471
- Slime is good.
- "Sime", not "Slime".
709
00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,342
It's short for "Simon".
710
00:37:52,442 --> 00:37:53,979
John Simon Ritchie.
711
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:56,584
You can't be called Simon
either, it's a shit name.
712
00:37:56,684 --> 00:37:57,953
Hence why I prefer John.
713
00:37:58,053 --> 00:38:00,759
I don't see why we can't
both be called John.
714
00:38:00,859 --> 00:38:02,462
Confusion is good.
715
00:38:02,563 --> 00:38:04,901
I've only just noticed
your teeth.
716
00:38:05,001 --> 00:38:08,474
You look like
my fucking hamster.
717
00:38:08,575 --> 00:38:10,478
Hello, Sid.
718
00:38:10,579 --> 00:38:14,352
We'll call you Sid.
After the hamster.
719
00:38:14,452 --> 00:38:17,526
- What's his second name?
- Hamsters don't have surnames.
720
00:38:17,626 --> 00:38:19,396
Well, I'm gonna need
a second name.
721
00:38:19,496 --> 00:38:20,766
For legal purposes.
722
00:38:21,701 --> 00:38:23,638
Sid Ritchie sounds OK.
723
00:38:23,738 --> 00:38:25,609
Argh!
724
00:38:25,709 --> 00:38:27,646
Sid's really vicious.
725
00:38:29,984 --> 00:38:32,388
[♪ Music playing]
726
00:38:42,743 --> 00:38:45,414
[Malcolm] Rick Wakeman.
727
00:38:46,851 --> 00:38:50,959
This is what rock 'n' roll
music has become.
728
00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:53,430
A mind-numbing sedative
for the masses
729
00:38:53,531 --> 00:38:55,936
and another means of control.
730
00:38:56,938 --> 00:38:58,642
But I...
731
00:38:58,742 --> 00:39:02,650
have managed to secure you
your very first gig,
732
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:06,925
supporting Bazooka Joe
at the Saint Martin Art College.
733
00:39:07,025 --> 00:39:09,630
Actually, I got us the gig.
734
00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:11,968
I am a student there.
735
00:39:12,068 --> 00:39:13,638
Details, Glen.
736
00:39:13,738 --> 00:39:17,378
The point is...
is that this is it, boys.
737
00:39:17,478 --> 00:39:19,550
This is your big break.
738
00:39:19,650 --> 00:39:21,688
Tomorrow night,
739
00:39:21,788 --> 00:39:25,428
we launch our mission
of destruction.
740
00:39:32,743 --> 00:39:34,580
[Dog barking]
741
00:39:42,897 --> 00:39:45,569
- Oh, you're awake.
- What are you doing?
742
00:39:45,669 --> 00:39:47,706
We like noise, it's our choice.
743
00:39:49,744 --> 00:39:51,480
We gotta be loud tomorrow.
744
00:39:51,581 --> 00:39:53,551
Yeah, I know.
745
00:39:53,651 --> 00:39:55,756
We don't have a proper amp.
746
00:39:55,856 --> 00:39:57,492
Just use Bazooka Joe's.
747
00:39:57,593 --> 00:39:59,764
The main bands
always turn the support down
748
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,734
so they don't sound
as good as 'em.
749
00:40:01,834 --> 00:40:03,470
It's the oldest trick
in the book.
750
00:40:03,571 --> 00:40:04,874
Come on,
I know where to get one.
751
00:40:04,974 --> 00:40:07,713
- No, I'm working tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's the gig.
752
00:40:07,813 --> 00:40:09,984
Yeah, I've gotta work first,
you pillock.
753
00:40:10,084 --> 00:40:11,888
Not everyone gets
to live the life of Riley.
754
00:40:11,988 --> 00:40:13,892
Oh, pardon me
for being so fortunate.
755
00:40:13,992 --> 00:40:17,031
Is everything all right...?
Oh, hello, Steve.
756
00:40:17,131 --> 00:40:18,702
- Hello, Mrs C.
- Sorry, Mum.
757
00:40:18,802 --> 00:40:19,971
Steve was just leaving.
758
00:40:20,071 --> 00:40:22,141
You can use the front door,
Steve.
759
00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:24,747
Oh, no, it's no trouble.
This is just as easy.
760
00:40:24,847 --> 00:40:27,485
Sorry to wake you, Mrs C.
761
00:40:27,586 --> 00:40:29,590
- Night, love.
- Night, Mum.
762
00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:34,065
[Thunder rumbling]
763
00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:36,203
It's important!
764
00:40:38,207 --> 00:40:40,779
Can't say your old mate Jonesy
don't show you a good time.
765
00:40:40,879 --> 00:40:43,752
Yeah, or nearly get me arrested
on a weekly basis.
766
00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:45,889
Let's fire it up.
767
00:40:45,989 --> 00:40:47,760
I gotta be at work
in two hours.
768
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:49,462
Oh, fuck!
769
00:40:49,563 --> 00:40:50,899
That apprenticeship,
770
00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:52,803
it's getting in the way
of your real job.
771
00:40:52,903 --> 00:40:54,940
- Yeah, my real job don't pay.
- It will.
772
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,211
The Pistols are gonna be bigger
than The Stones.
773
00:40:57,311 --> 00:40:59,750
Do you know how many shit bands
there are in London right now
774
00:40:59,850 --> 00:41:02,055
- saying that?
- We ain't shit.
775
00:41:02,990 --> 00:41:04,527
Or we won't be soon.
776
00:41:06,865 --> 00:41:08,935
Get some sleep.
777
00:41:12,275 --> 00:41:14,079
[♪ Loud chords on guitar]
778
00:41:26,871 --> 00:41:28,207
- Oi, John!
- John, John, wait. It's just up there.
779
00:41:28,307 --> 00:41:30,277
[Indistinct chattering]
780
00:41:32,015 --> 00:41:33,518
Fucking hell!
781
00:41:34,286 --> 00:41:36,557
Through those doors there.
782
00:41:38,628 --> 00:41:41,834
Look at all these
stupid hippies.
783
00:41:41,934 --> 00:41:44,072
- Gonna hate us.
- I hope so.
784
00:41:44,172 --> 00:41:46,778
No wonder you're a student here,
Glen, you fit right in.
785
00:41:46,878 --> 00:41:50,652
You should be playing medieval
mandolin with Rick Fakeman.
786
00:41:50,752 --> 00:41:52,021
Yeah?
Piss off!
787
00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:54,527
[Man] Excuse me, mate.
Could you tell me
788
00:41:54,627 --> 00:41:56,697
where the abstract expressionism
lecture is this evening?
789
00:41:56,797 --> 00:41:58,100
What?
790
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,304
It's on that notice-board.
I can't read it from here.
791
00:42:02,142 --> 00:42:04,212
I'm running late.
792
00:42:04,312 --> 00:42:07,853
- Oh, fuck off, you dumb hippie.
- That's the boy!
793
00:42:07,953 --> 00:42:10,091
Fuck abstract expressionism.
794
00:42:10,191 --> 00:42:15,836
Steve plays guitar, very badly,
and he doesn't like to read.
795
00:42:15,936 --> 00:42:19,242
- Come see us play, we're awful.
- Guys, come on, one more time,
796
00:42:19,342 --> 00:42:21,113
one more time... two, three.
797
00:42:21,213 --> 00:42:23,585
♪ Went to the dance...
798
00:42:23,685 --> 00:42:26,056
[♪ Song continues indistinctly]
799
00:42:29,062 --> 00:42:31,333
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
800
00:42:33,003 --> 00:42:34,840
You're not using that.
801
00:42:35,809 --> 00:42:37,613
Actually, mate, we are.
802
00:42:37,713 --> 00:42:40,585
Feeling a bit inadequate,
are we?
803
00:42:40,685 --> 00:42:42,956
I've already sorted this
with your manager.
804
00:42:43,056 --> 00:42:44,960
We don't give a shit!
805
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:48,635
It's our amp or you don't play.
806
00:42:49,904 --> 00:42:52,843
I bet it's fucking stolen
anyway.
807
00:42:52,943 --> 00:42:54,279
Steve?
808
00:42:56,818 --> 00:42:58,721
It's all right.
809
00:42:58,821 --> 00:42:59,890
Leave it.
810
00:42:59,990 --> 00:43:01,961
Right.
Two, three, four.
811
00:43:02,061 --> 00:43:04,165
[♪ Song resumes]
812
00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,016
Yeah, OK, Mick.
813
00:43:15,789 --> 00:43:17,291
An all-guy line-up?
814
00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:24,038
Yeah, but I mean, I...
I could just come along and jam.
815
00:43:24,138 --> 00:43:26,243
[Phone beeping,
coin drops]
816
00:43:27,212 --> 00:43:29,015
Shit! Sorry,
can you hear me?
817
00:43:29,115 --> 00:43:30,251
Hello?
818
00:43:30,351 --> 00:43:32,054
[Crackling]
819
00:43:32,154 --> 00:43:33,925
[Whirring]
820
00:44:00,111 --> 00:44:02,148
- Are you all right?
- Never better.
821
00:44:03,985 --> 00:44:05,755
Problem solved.
822
00:44:05,855 --> 00:44:07,960
I'm now Sid.
Sid Vicious.
823
00:44:08,060 --> 00:44:09,964
That is an excellent name.
824
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:13,303
John christened me...
after his hamster.
825
00:44:13,403 --> 00:44:15,942
John is a clever boy.
826
00:44:16,042 --> 00:44:18,113
Careful, loves.
Hippie alert.
827
00:44:23,023 --> 00:44:24,994
Not always, Vivienne.
828
00:44:26,798 --> 00:44:28,968
See, he's perfect.
829
00:44:29,068 --> 00:44:31,841
Whoever votes to sack Glen,
raise their hand.
830
00:44:31,941 --> 00:44:33,711
Piss off, John.
831
00:44:33,811 --> 00:44:36,249
Cookie, your government
needs you.
832
00:44:36,349 --> 00:44:39,455
We've nearly got the numbers
for a simple majority.
833
00:44:39,556 --> 00:44:45,200
Steve, being the culpable moron
he is, will probably abstain.
834
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:47,806
- Oh, no, where are you going?
- For a piss, all right?
835
00:44:53,818 --> 00:44:55,889
[Retching]
836
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,301
It's not time
for another runner, Jonesy.
837
00:45:04,072 --> 00:45:07,478
I'm just some moron
with a white guitar...
838
00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:09,015
who can barely play.
839
00:45:16,363 --> 00:45:19,770
I came to London because
I thought America was over.
840
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:22,909
It turns out England is asleep.
841
00:45:23,009 --> 00:45:26,316
It needs a good kick
up its tight little limey ass.
842
00:45:26,416 --> 00:45:29,389
You and Rotten might just be
the ones to do it.
843
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,434
Suppose a fuck's
still out of the question?
844
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:38,975
Go fuck the music.
845
00:45:50,264 --> 00:45:52,468
What are you doing?
846
00:45:55,876 --> 00:45:58,447
We like noise.
847
00:46:01,086 --> 00:46:03,925
You touch that plug...
848
00:46:04,025 --> 00:46:06,564
we will destroy you.
849
00:46:13,210 --> 00:46:15,147
We're the Fucked Four.
850
00:46:16,517 --> 00:46:20,290
We're gonna kick this country
awake if it kills us.
851
00:46:20,390 --> 00:46:23,196
Yes, that's more like it.
852
00:46:23,296 --> 00:46:26,369
We are going to the toppermost
of the poppermost.
853
00:46:27,305 --> 00:46:28,574
- What?
- [Glen] What?
854
00:46:28,674 --> 00:46:30,077
That's what The Beatles
used to say
855
00:46:30,177 --> 00:46:31,514
when they were in shitty
dressing-rooms like this.
856
00:46:31,614 --> 00:46:33,851
- You know, thinking they'd...
- Beatles!
857
00:46:33,951 --> 00:46:34,987
Oh, you've bloody jinxed us.
858
00:46:35,087 --> 00:46:36,489
We're gonna need
our own saying.
859
00:46:36,590 --> 00:46:38,528
- How about...
- No more Beatles shit!
860
00:46:38,628 --> 00:46:41,366
I've got it.
"Get pissed...
861
00:46:44,573 --> 00:46:46,476
"Destroy!"
862
00:46:48,046 --> 00:46:49,516
Bloody brilliant.
863
00:46:50,251 --> 00:46:52,221
Yeah. Oh.
864
00:47:12,161 --> 00:47:15,367
♪ You're only twenty-nine
865
00:47:15,467 --> 00:47:17,539
♪ Got a lot to learn
866
00:47:18,908 --> 00:47:21,614
♪ Cos when your mummy dies
867
00:47:21,714 --> 00:47:23,951
♪ She will not return
868
00:47:25,287 --> 00:47:26,356
♪ We like noise
869
00:47:26,456 --> 00:47:28,026
♪ It's our choice
870
00:47:28,126 --> 00:47:30,297
♪ It's what we wanna do
871
00:47:31,968 --> 00:47:35,007
♪ We don't care about long hair
872
00:47:35,107 --> 00:47:38,113
♪ I don't wear flares
873
00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:41,587
♪ See my face, not a trace
874
00:47:41,687 --> 00:47:43,323
♪ No reality
875
00:47:44,994 --> 00:47:48,200
♪ I don't work, I just speed
876
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:50,304
♪ That's all I need... ♪
877
00:47:50,404 --> 00:47:51,439
[Viv] This is it!
878
00:47:51,540 --> 00:47:53,978
♪ I'm a lazy sod
879
00:47:54,513 --> 00:47:57,051
♪ I'm a lazy sod
880
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,326
♪ I'm a lazy sod
881
00:48:01,426 --> 00:48:05,300
♪ I'm so lazy... ♪
882
00:48:13,083 --> 00:48:16,356
- They're terrible.
- Yeah.
883
00:48:16,456 --> 00:48:17,592
Fucking great.
884
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,370
♪ I'm a lazy sod
885
00:48:24,372 --> 00:48:27,546
♪ I'm a lazy sod
886
00:48:27,646 --> 00:48:30,552
♪ I'm a lazy sod
887
00:48:31,286 --> 00:48:33,457
♪ I'm so lazy... ♪
888
00:48:33,558 --> 00:48:35,427
How are we gonna follow this?
889
00:48:35,528 --> 00:48:38,467
♪ Unbelievably... ♪
890
00:48:40,170 --> 00:48:41,439
[♪ Music stops]
891
00:48:44,279 --> 00:48:45,447
Sid!
892
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:48,386
[♪ YES: "Starship Trooper"]
893
00:49:40,592 --> 00:49:42,662
[Gunshot]
894
00:49:42,762 --> 00:49:45,568
[♪ "Shang-A-Lang"
(Instrumental Version)]
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