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[***]
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Mama, can we get these?
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No, we've already got
peanut butter and jelly.
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Ma, I hate that stuff.
It tastes like concrete.
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Ring it up, please.
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CHRIS ROCK:
When I was a kid,my dad would try
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to save moneyany way he could,
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so when my mother wentshopping, he had one rule:
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No name brands.
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So instead of Fruit Loops,Cheerios or Frosted Flakes,
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we got...
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"Cereal"?
What is this stuff?
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Is it oats? Is it flakes?
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Is there a prize inside?
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The prize is
you don't starve to death.
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Ring it up.
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And instead of Oreos,Ginger Snaps
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or Chips Ahoy, we got...
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"Cookie"?
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That's right, Cookie.
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Not Cookies, Cookie.
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A big bagwith one cookie in it.
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Ooh, Mama,
can I have some cookie?
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Yeah, but only two bites.
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Don't suck out all the chips
like you did last time.
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When it came to soap,
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instead of Zest, Dial or Coast,we got...
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Camay?
Do you have a problem with that?
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Ring it up.
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My mother could save moneya lot of places,
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but not on her ass.
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* Aw, make it funky now
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Partner science projects
are due Friday,
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so decide who you want
to work with,
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sign the sheet
as it comes around.
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Back off! One at a time.
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Quietly.
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Hey, Greg. You want to do
a project together?
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I don't know. I had a couple
ideas I was already working on.
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CHRIS ROCK:
I wanted to work with Greg
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because my last science projectdidn't go so well.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Chris!
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[SCREAMING]
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Would you get these
damn ants out of here!
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James Brown stole that whole"ants in my pants" idea
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from my father.
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[GRUNTING]
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Come on, man. Who else
will partner with me?
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It's not that I don't
want to be your partner.
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It's just... I take my science
very seriously.
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Yeah, but, you know,
we could still have fun.
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We're talking about science,
Chris, so you gotta decide.
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Do you want to have fun,
or you want to win?
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Hell, I just wanted to pass.
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JULIUS:
Rochelle!
Rochelle!
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I'm in here, baby!
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You are never gonna believe
what happened.
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What?
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Hah!
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Bah-yah! Ha-ha! That's
$200 worth of food stamps.
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Where did you get
food stamps from?
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I found them.
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From the time he was a kid
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to the time he was an adult,
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my father loved to find money.
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Mom! Mom! Mom!
I found a quarter.
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I love you, quarter.
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I'm gonna keep you
and name you Bernard.
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[WOMAN GRUNTS]
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It's a boy!
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I found a dollar!
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That's not even my mother.
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[BABY CRYING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Look at this. Wha...?
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What's wrong?
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Julius, you know I hate
using food stamps.
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My mother hatedusing food stamps
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because she was a ghetto snob.
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And sometimes using food stampscould be a little embarrassing.
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That'll be 79 cent.
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Ten, 20, 30, 40, 50...
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My mother would have feltbetter just robbing the place.
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Does anybody have change
for a 50-cent bill?
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Rochelle, money is money.
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Cash, food stamps--
What's the difference?
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Because I don't want to
have to curse nobody out.
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What?!
Julius...
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when I pull out food stamps,
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people look at me
like I ain't got no husband.
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They talk to me
like I ain't got no sense.
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They treat me
like I ain't got no class.
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And if somebody treats me like
that, I'm gonna curse them out!
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Two hundred dollars
is $200.
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Either you're gonna shop
with it, or I am.
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And you don't want me
to go shopping.
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My father figured outthat the only food
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cheaper than generic foodwas damaged food.
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Fine.
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Since we got the extra cash,
can you give me $20,
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so I could get my hair done?
Can you do it yourself?
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Sure, baby, you go ahead.
You look good.
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It's all good. $200, man!
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Oh! Thank you, Lord.
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At school, I felt like I wastrying to do a science project
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and Greg was trying to winthe Nobel Prize.
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I was thinking about doing
something on the periodic table.
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We can chart each element and
show how it affected society.
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I was thinking
we could make a volcano
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with vinegar and baking soda.
No, I did that in third grade.
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My third-grade science projectwas watching a banana rot.
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Hey, why don't we do a whole
thing on plate tectonics?
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I thought "Plate Tectonics" was
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the original nameof the Wu Tang Clan.
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We can diagram
the continental shift
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and show
how mountain ranges form
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and show how the shape
of the Earth has changed.
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So I guess making
a robot out of soup cans
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ain't gonna get it.
No.
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As much as it hurt my motherto shop with food stamps,
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there were two wordsthat made it all worthwhile...
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Name brands.
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[***]
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That's my mom, ghetto snob.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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That'll be $95.33.
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This store is highway robbery.
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Rochelle! Girl!
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ROCHELLE & SHEILA:
Hey!
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I didn't know
you shopped here.
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I-- I come here all the time.
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Uh, Mama, you dropped your-- Ow!
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So, um...
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what are you doing here?
Two for one. Ha-ha!
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Okay.
You know I like to save money.
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Yeah, you know, you gotta...
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know what to do with your money.
Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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$95.33.
Hm?
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$95.33.
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Oh, okay...
Girl, I wasn't listening.
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You'd think she'd paywith food stamps.
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That cash was supposedto last my mom a month.
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Girl, you know what, you got
to buy the best for your family.
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The best.
That's what I always say.
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There's nothing too expensive
for my family.
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SHEILA: Mm-mm.
Ooh.
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Daddy gonna be mad.
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[MUTTERS]
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That look meant,
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"Get with the program."
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You look good, you look good.
Oh!
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You look good too, girl.
Y'all get in the car.
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Get in the car.
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Meanwhile, I turned downGreg's project
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on the Theory of Relativity.
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Go!
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[GLASS BREAKING]
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Ooh!
MAN: I'm coming up there, boys!
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Go.
He turned down my project
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on how to make ice.
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Finally, we decidedon something we both liked:
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BOTH:
The solar system!
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CHRIS:
This looks great.
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Mercury is closest
to the sun,
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Venus is second, Earth is third.
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And we have four moons
around Jupiter.
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It's perfectly to scale.
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Quit lying to yourself.
What's that supposed to mean?
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If Earth was actually
this close to the sun,
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we'd all be dead.
Greg, it's a science project.
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It looks great.
We gotta do it over.
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Do it over?
Do the whole universe over?
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Are you crazy?
It looks great the way it is.
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This isn't great, this sucks.
Look at this kid.
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His project is a bug in Jell-O.
We're fine.
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I knew you didn't take science
as seriously as I do.
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Einstein didn't take science
as seriously as you do.
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I should've gotten
somebody else for a partner.
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I can't turn this in.
People will think I'm an idiot.
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What are you trying to say?
I said it once,
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and I'm gonna say it again.
This sucks.
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If you want
to do something else...
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well, then do something else.
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I'm not gonna let you
screw the whole thing up.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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There's a reason you didn't
have a friend till I came along.
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And there's a reason
you don't have a friend now.
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It was like Andrew Ridgeleyleaving Wham!
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* Everybody hates Chris
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Rochelle, I thought I asked you
not to buy these name brands.
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Oh, well, honey,
I figured the kids...
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You know what? Forget it.
I forgot you used food stamps.
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Uh-huh. We used food stamps.
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Mama, you know we--
Tonya, why don't you
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go get your daddy some syrup.
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For his cereal?
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For his pancakes.
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Baby, you want some pancakes?
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I didn't even know we had these.
Yeah.
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Wow, Ma, this toast is good.
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What'd you do different?
I bought fresh bread.
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We usually got our breadfrom the day-old bakery,
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which was even cheaperwhen we got it
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from the three-day-old shelf.
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That look says, "If youcouldn't whup me, I'd tell."
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You know, I been thinking.
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Since I found this money,
we got over $100 left
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after we pay the light bill
and get your hair done.
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Maybe we could splurge for once.
Splurge?
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Yeah, I mean... $100.
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I could take the day off.
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I could sleep till 9:00.
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Hey, we could even go
to a movie for once.
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That was 1982.
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These days, $100won't even buy you $20.
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Um, maybe that's not
such a good idea.
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Oh, yes it is.
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Not every day you find
money like that.
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I know, but, you know,
maybe we should...
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Come on.
You're getting your hair done.
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Why can't I treat myself
to something?
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I'm just saying, look,
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we shouldn't
rush into anything, you know?
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You know what, baby?
You're right.
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See? I'm right.
You right. I hear you.
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I'm gonna take a nap
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and figure out
how to spend this money.
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Some people counted sheep,my father counted cheap.
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Don't you have to go to work?
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Not right now.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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I'm gonna be over by
the electric company.
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If you give me the money,
I can pay the light bill.
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No, no, no. I'll do it.
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You just lay down
and take a nap and rest.
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I'll take care of it.
It's across the--
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Shh!
Ha! Get...
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Could you get me a pillow?
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Sure, sure. Pillow for Julius.
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Thank you, baby. Thank you.
Go ahead. Get some rest.
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I hate to admit it,
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but the first real breakupI ever had
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wasn't with a girl,it was with Greg.
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Give me back Mercury.
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Go ahead, you can have it.
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But I brought Earth into this,
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00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,219
so it's rightfully mine.
252
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,799
Hey, where's my Earth?
It got burned up by the sun.
253
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:11,028
You know what? I'm gonna
get another partner,
254
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,334
then we're gonna finish this
and slaughter you.
255
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,896
Well, I'm gonna get one too.
256
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,004
Go ahead.
I will!
257
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,208
Bye.
258
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,209
Shoot.
259
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:25,914
There's two more girlsI can scratch off my list.
260
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,205
You know what?
261
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,347
Instead of spending
that money on ourselves,
262
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:32,552
why don't you, me and the kids
go to the movies on Friday?
263
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,085
Well, isn't that expensive?
264
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,060
We got it. It could be fun.
265
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,459
We could go seeRocky III
at the dollar show.
266
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,891
The kids love Rocky.
267
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,356
Usually, my mother would jump
268
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:43,034
at going to the movies,
269
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,233
because with three kids,she never had time.
270
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,225
As a matter of fact,here's the last movie she saw.
271
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,068
[***]
272
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:59,546
Movies are on TV
every Friday, you know?
273
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,179
There's no gum
on the floor,
274
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,184
no rats running
through the aisles.
275
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,986
You can go to the bathroom
as much as you like.
276
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,989
Ooh, as a matter of fact,
Friday night,
277
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,621
The Ghost and Mr. Chicken
is on.
278
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,516
Why would I need
to go to the movies?
279
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,128
Because you're always
complaining
280
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,459
about how I never
take you to the movies.
281
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:17,055
Well, I'm tired, you know?
282
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,997
I just want to stay home.
283
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,140
Okay.
284
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,398
You never reallyappreciate a friend
285
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,267
until you tryto find another one.
286
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,266
Did you seeKnight Rider
last night?
287
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,478
No. Did you see
the Celtics game?
288
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,481
No.
I didn't think so.
289
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,883
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
290
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,945
Si.If I had known
291
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:39,894
there was a Puerto Rican kidin the school,
292
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:43,319
I would've hung outwith him in the first place.
293
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,286
My mothercouldn't admit what she did,
294
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,525
so the only thingleft for her to do
295
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,400
was sell her food stamps.
296
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,059
Food stamps. I got food stamps.
297
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:53,427
What? I can't hear
what you're saying.
298
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,236
I said I got food stamps.
I got those food stamps.
299
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,339
Oh, whoop-de-damn-do.
I got food stamps too.
300
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,337
Excuse me.
301
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,635
Food stamps.
302
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,147
Come on, girl,
you know you need them.
303
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,149
I'm short on my light bill,
need to sell these food stamps.
304
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,922
Fifty cent on the dollar.
Oh, no, no. No, thank you.
305
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:13,691
Beat it, beat it.
Food stamps!
306
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,420
What?
Fifty cent on the dollar.
307
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,986
[ALL CLAMORING]
308
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,364
What the hell?
What the hell is going...?
309
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,433
All right, all right.
310
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,561
One at a time.
One at a time.
311
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,066
Damn it!
312
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,528
My mother finallyhad to turn
313
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,596
to the one guy she thoughtcould help her, Risky.
314
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,936
Now, Risky specializedin buying and selling things
315
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,612
he wasn't supposed to have.
316
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,011
Come on, Risky.
317
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,082
Man, this is $200 worth
of food stamps.
318
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,111
Two hundred dollars worth
of food stamps?
319
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:43,516
I'm trying to sell
$2000 worth of food stamps.
320
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:47,490
Want to buy an iron?
You take food stamps?
321
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,360
* Yeah, come on, come onCome on *
322
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,330
* Yeah, that's rightThat's right... *
323
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,230
Get out of my way.
No, you get out of my way.
324
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,202
Fight!
325
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,231
Like wars,most fights are started
326
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,066
by people who won't get hit.
327
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,342
All right, then. Hold my books.
328
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:07,541
Holdmybooks.
Hold my sweater.
329
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,314
Hold my vest.
330
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,112
Hold my watch.
331
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,354
Hold myStar Trekbracelet.
332
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,080
Hold my shoes.
333
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,415
* The game is overCome on... *
334
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,445
[MUSIC STOPS]
335
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,157
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[CROWD GROANS DISAPPOINTEDLY]
336
00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:25,459
"Hold my shoes"?
Where'd you get that?
337
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,732
It was either that
or punch you in the face.
338
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,561
Seriously?
CHRIS: No.
339
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,296
What are we gonna do about
the science project?
340
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,402
I got an idea.
341
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,200
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
342
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:40,768
BOTH: What?
He said, "What about us?"
343
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,737
[BOTH SPEAK IN SPANISH]
344
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:43,736
Come on.
345
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:46,147
[***]
346
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,350
My mother decidedto hit the one place
347
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,155
where selling food stampswould be easy.
348
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,318
Food stamps,
50 cent on the dollar.
349
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,725
Food stamps, 50 cent
on the dollar.
350
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,130
Come on, Paco.
I'll take a nickel bag.
351
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,202
Risky?
352
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,603
Rochelle? What you doing?
You selling weed?
353
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,306
No, I'm not selling weed.
I'm selling food stamps.
354
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,169
Oh, well, who's selling weed?
355
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,337
Get your jelly bean head
out of here.
356
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,107
Did I just hear you say
you were selling food stamps?
357
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,446
I most certainly am not
selling food stamps.
358
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,682
Who said I was selling
food stamps?
359
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,287
Rochelle! Ha-ha!
Hey, hey!
360
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,819
Hey, I didn't know you knew Pam.
Hi, Pam.
361
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,755
Hey.
We just met.
362
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,460
Yeah.
Girl, your hair looks good.
363
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,292
Thank you.
Pam is my hairdresser.
364
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,327
I just came from her shop.
Coincidence.
365
00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,573
So, what about
those food stamps?
366
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,068
I'm not selling food stamps.
You selling food stamps?
367
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,501
No, no, no, no.
368
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,265
It looked like she was
selling food stamps.
369
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,274
Where's your shop?
Right up the block.
370
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,606
Okay, okay.
You could use a touch-up.
371
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,341
I sure can.
372
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,077
Uh, um,
when's your next appointment?
373
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,553
Oh, she can take you now.
Really?
374
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,082
I just came to get lunch.
375
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,847
My next appointment
isn't for another hour.
376
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,315
See? There you go.
377
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,323
I'll see y'all later.
All right, girl.
378
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,785
You see that lady selling
food stamps, let me know.
379
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:06,194
Ha, will do.
380
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:09,096
Take care.
Looking good, girl.
381
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,099
Where's your shop?
Right up the street.
382
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,101
I'll hook you up right now.
All right.
383
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,204
I still wish Earth was
further from the sun.
384
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,196
You think we can win it?
Are you kidding?
385
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,608
If we can't beat
a bug in Jell-O,
386
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,109
I'll go to school
in your neighborhood.
387
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:22,581
You're right.
This looks great.
388
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:25,379
Hey, Frank. I finished
our science project.
389
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:28,682
Hey, you can't do that!
What are you gonna do about it?
390
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,245
All the science in the worldis no match for a guy
391
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,264
who could smack the tasteout of your mouth.
392
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,658
Caruso couldn't spell"solar system,"
393
00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,591
but since he couldkick both our asses,
394
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,496
that meantthe universe was his.
395
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,759
Yeah!
396
00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:46,297
At least we beat the Jell-O bug.
397
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,838
Wow, Mom, your hair looks great.
398
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,269
Thank you, baby.
399
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:52,714
Hey, Dad, can we get
Frosted Flakes
400
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,539
next time we go to the store?
I don't know.
401
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,335
Did you spend
all the food stamps?
402
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,407
Hey, Mom, now that we
have fresh bread,
403
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,146
can we have French toast?
404
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,621
I've never had it when
the bread wasn't smashed.
405
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,420
Rochelle, I know you
don't wanna go to the movies,
406
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,793
but can you think about it?
407
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,461
We're going to the movies?
Rocky III.
408
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,730
Oh!
If your mother wants to go.
409
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,659
Even though my mother caredabout what people thought,
410
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,895
she cared a little moreabout what we thought.
411
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:21,943
I have a confession to make.
412
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,438
JULIUS:
What's wrong?
413
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,810
We don't have the money
to go to the movies.
414
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,369
What are you talking about?
415
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,907
After your hair
and the light bill,
416
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,412
we should have
at least $30 left over.
417
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,514
I used it to buy groceries.
What?
418
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:36,616
I told you, I don't like
shopping with food stamps.
419
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,649
Sheila was in the store
when I was there
420
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,615
and I just got
a little embarrassed.
421
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:43,923
I didn't want her to think
we couldn't afford food.
422
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:49,303
You know what? Forget about it.
423
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,829
It's no big deal.
Money is money.
424
00:18:51,865 --> 00:18:55,265
We can still buy groceries
with food stamps.
425
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,841
You bought those name brands,
426
00:18:56,870 --> 00:19:00,810
so we gonna have to make it
stretch, so get generic.
427
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,740
We ain't got the food stamps.
428
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:03,976
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
429
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,210
What?
I gave it to my hairdresser
430
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,606
to fix my perm.
431
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,217
That was $200 worth
of food stamps.
432
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,420
Baby, she only gave me
25 cents on the dollar.
433
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,622
What do you want me to do?
434
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,663
You couldn't
talk her up to 27 cent?
435
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,234
You know what? Hey...
436
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,960
At least
you paid the light bill.
437
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,896
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
438
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,332
ROCHELLE:
Chris!
439
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:31,937
* Everybody hates Chris
440
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,371
CHRIS:
I didn't do anything.
441
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,536
ROCHELLE:
I know. I know.
442
00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:41,376
Stay tuned for scenesfrom our next episode.
443
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,354
[***]
444
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,648
* Aw, make it funky now
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