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Oh, thank you.
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Can I get you anything else?
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No, I'm fine. Thanks. Cheers.
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Just a waste of time.
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'You still there?'
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Yep. She's half an hour late.
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'You sure she's not there?'
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No, Monica. No, she's fucking blown
me off.
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'Out. She's blown you out, David.
Learn to talk.'
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Whatever. Anyway, I'm going
to go home.
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'Give her another 15 minutes.
Maybe she... You know...
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'had to take a dump at the last
moment.'
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What?
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'I always get like that
if I'm stressed.
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'I should allow more crapping time
when I'm hurrying.'
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Monica. What are you talking about?
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'Anyway. What's her name?'
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Celeste.
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'That's not good. Who the
fuck is called Celeste?'
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Monica, seriously, I... Jesus.
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There you go then,
just absolutely pointless.
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I don't know what I'm doing here.
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Hi. Sorry, erm...
Are you called Celeste?
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No.
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You just look
like the person that I'm meeting.
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But she's supposed to be in red.
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Yeah, I can see, you know.
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It's strange cos, you, er,
you do look like her photograph.
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Or maybe she's a bit younger,
don't know.
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I'm really sorry I can't help.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. Hopefully.
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Fuck's sake.
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It... It is you.
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Yeah.
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I, erm...
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I decided not to do this.
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Oh, oh. OK.
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No offence.
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No, none taken, Celeste.
It's fine.
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What? Do you always do that?
Come in disguise.
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You know, I've been sat here
waiting like a div.
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Yeah, well,
there's a lot of tossers out there.
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OK. Well, I guess you nailed me.
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No. OK, I didn't mean you.
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Cheers, thank you very much.
It's fine.
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Just don't wear the tie
with the jeans.
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It makes you look like a Belgian.
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Ha...
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I'm not sorry.
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No, no. You don't look that sorry.
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You're just not my thing.
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OK. OK.
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It's just different here in the
flesh, isn't it? It's different.
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I don't know. I suppose.
I've never done this before.
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Oh?
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Yep, this is my first time.
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Oh, OK, so you just thought
I would be your friendly
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teacher in your journey through
love or something?
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I mean,
how long have you been signed up?
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About six months.
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Wow.
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Anyway it doesn't really matter,
Celeste.
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As it goes,
I don't like people who are late.
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Late?
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Late. Yeah.
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And now you've just blown me off.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Nice meeting you. OK?
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I'm just going to sit and have some
dinner, read my book,
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and probably have a starter now
an' all. Excuse me.
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Hiya, erm... Hiya.
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Oh, hi. You've arrived.
Can I get you a drink or anything?
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No. It's fine. She's going.
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But, erm, can I order?
Is that all right?
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Yep. That's fine.
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So I can take you through
some starters.
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We don't have that.
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Bye.
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You don't have what? Sorry?
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We don't have this.
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OK, so, this is what we've got.
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Unfortunately we've run
out of that and that.
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You see, the scallops?
Are they fresh?
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Yep, they are. We've got them.
I could do that for you.
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Right. Erm...
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Thanks.
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Yeah, scallops would be good.
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'Did you leave?'
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Yeah. He's wearing a tie with jeans.
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'Oh, fuck. Get out of there.'
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'Hey.'
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'Hey, Mimi.'
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Yeah?
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'Do you want to come over to mine
and have takeaway?
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'Do you want naans or not?'
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'Mimi?'
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Not.
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'Mimi what...'
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God.
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I saw that.
That was fucking cheeky, actually.
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What?
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I'm standing right outside,
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watching you bond with
Teen Pussy Dream over there.
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I was chatting.
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Ripping the shit out of me?
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Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
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Well, I don't appreciate that.
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Well, we're not actually
having this date, are we?
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Because, you know, I'm...
I'm not your thing so...
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17.
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And that's pushing it.
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You've got a real winning way
with the ladies, don't you?
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I'm just trying not to feel like a
twat. Is that OK?
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Well, maybe I'll stay for a bit.
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Did I invite you to stay?
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You want me to.
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Why?
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Men like to be on dates with me.
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They're grateful mostly.
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Grateful.
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Are you always this horrible?
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It's just... It's just tonight. I
can't be bothered. David, right?
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Yes, it is.
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I'm tired and it's all bullshit
anyway.
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So don't put yourself through it,
Celeste. Right? You're excused.
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I've got scallops coming.
Everything's...
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Everything's good.
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You should go on a couple of dates,
David.
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OK.
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Learn the ropes. I tell you what,
you give me your routine.
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I'll give you mine. Maybe we'll bore
each other's brains out.
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Or maybe we'll be so outraged
by each other that we'll end up
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fucking like rabbits afterwards
to teach each other a lesson.
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Never even know our real names.
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I know it's your first time.
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Hats off to you, mate. Good luck.
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You're not called Celeste?
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Oh, come...
Nobody's actually called Celeste.
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Here you go.
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Oh, thank you.
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I'll have, erm... Double vodka
cranberry and the lamb.
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Not too pink. And tell your boss
that he shouldn't employ underage
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girls unless he can afford to buy
them clothes.
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Well, I'm 19, so that....
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Yeah, well. Whatever.
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Like I said. Not too pink.
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Yeah, mm-hmm. Brilliant. Thanks.
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Thank you.
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You know, David is my actual name.
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Well done.
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Yeah.
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And now you're going to tell me
you're an actual lawyer.
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No. No, I'm, er...
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No, no, I'm not a lawyer. But that's
what everyone wants and I just
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thought that we could probably get
round to...
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To...what?
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I thought
we could get round to what I did...
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Well, then don't get so high
and mighty, David. Doesn't suit you.
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OK.
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Mia. Je m'appelle Mia.
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Nice to meet you.
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I'm David.
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David.
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You could have got away
with vet, you know.
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Hey?
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The whole craggy Northern thing?
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I can really imagine you elbow
deep in a horse's arse.
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See, this, is exactly what
I expected. Exact... See...
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See, this is London, you know?
Women here are just...
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What?
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Nothing, they're...
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What?
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A bit of a nightmare. A nightmare.
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Well, I'm your worst dream,
first timer.
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The only way is up.
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Ah. Beer, urgh.
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Where are you going?
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I'm just going to go for a pee?
Is that all right?
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You're not going to do a runner on
me now, David, are you?
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Now that I've invested
some time in you.
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Men run out on you?
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It has been known to happen.
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You know, you're really pretty.
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I just think you probably piss
people off.
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So my dad says I don't have to serve
you if you're still rude.
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Keep your tits on.
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I'm a bitch. Keep the change.
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Peace.
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OK...
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Oi.
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Would you give him one?
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What, you mean, apart from the fact
that he's, like, super old?
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Yeah, Lolita, apart from that.
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Yeah. Why not?
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Got you.
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It's rude to watch girls eating.
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Is it?
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Mmm-hmm.
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In London maybe.
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You see up North, we're right
fucking rude. Yeah, yeah.
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We'll watch a girl doing
anything.
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Yeah, eating, sleeping...
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having a dump.
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We call it foreplay.
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You're funny.
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Yeah. I can be.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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I'm a lorry driver.
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That's what I do.
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Oh...
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And what kind of...
What kind of lorries do you drive?
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Red lorries, yellow lorries...
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And, erm, and where do you
drive these, these, er,
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red and yellow lorries to?
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Bulgaria mainly.
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Mmm, Bulgaria. How interesting!
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Am I starting to take
you by surprise, Mia?
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No. You're all lorry drivers up
there in the North, aren't you?
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Mainly, yes.
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Apart from Cheshire.
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It's all holding midfielders,
and chlamydia and Maseratis.
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You know what a holding midfielder
is? That's pretty cool.
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Oh, footballers I've fucked?
I could write the fucking book.
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What footballers?
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Oh. There was that, um...
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..Wayne Bridge incident.
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You banged Wayne Bridge?
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Do you know what? It's none of my
business.
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I wasn't actually listening.
He'd played with Wayne Bridge.
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When he was 14.
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Oh.
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And I only found out
when I was fucking him
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in the back of his Toyota and um...
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I was just shouting his name,
saying, "Oh, Wayne! Oh, Wayne!
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"Put it there, Wayne!"
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Silly cow.
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The car should have been a clue.
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Yeah, when you're drunk,
everything looks like a Porsche.
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Even a lorry.
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Come on. Tell me what you do?
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It's the least interesting
thing about me.
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You haven't told me anything about
you. Not really. Have you?
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Big deal. You drive lorries, you're
looking for love.
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I like to fuck,
I'm...looking for love.
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So does everyone get this?
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This?
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This. Yeah. You know you
don't have to bang me, you know.
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I'm not that bothered because
we're having a nice dinner
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and we don't hate each other.
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Seems like some kind of result when
I think about the rest of my life.
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So?
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So! Just...
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Just tell me something that's
meaningful, something...
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Not clever shit or... Just
something. Something that matters.
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Come on, something.
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You first and then we'll see.
259
00:13:38,057 --> 00:13:41,337
Depending on how
riveting your life is.
260
00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:44,417
Riveting, yeah. It's not that.
261
00:13:46,337 --> 00:13:50,297
OK. Erm...
262
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,937
I got married very young, as it
goes.
263
00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:54,297
You know how it is.
264
00:13:54,297 --> 00:13:57,017
Well, actually I don't. We tend to
wait for puberty down here.
265
00:13:58,177 --> 00:13:59,777
Anyway...
266
00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,577
Anyway, anyway.
267
00:14:01,577 --> 00:14:04,377
Erm, Tabitha and I, we, er...
268
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,497
This, girl, Tabitha, erm...
269
00:14:07,497 --> 00:14:09,697
We were together from...
270
00:14:09,697 --> 00:14:11,577
From what? 14?
271
00:14:11,577 --> 00:14:15,217
We went to school
together in Ripley up in Yorkshire.
272
00:14:15,217 --> 00:14:18,057
We got a bit older, you know,
we started going out
273
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:22,057
and, you know, to clubs,
having sex and...
274
00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,977
Yeah, everything was....
275
00:14:24,977 --> 00:14:28,377
You know, it didn't even seem that
much of a big deal
276
00:14:28,377 --> 00:14:30,417
when I asked her to marry me.
277
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:34,417
It didn't. I mean, she was 17,
I was almost 17 and....
278
00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,457
You know, it seemed all right,
it seemed good.
279
00:14:38,457 --> 00:14:41,537
Cos, you know,
I was into her and....
280
00:14:41,537 --> 00:14:44,217
Yeah, I couldn't
believe my luck basically.
281
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,777
This girl Tabitha.
282
00:14:45,777 --> 00:14:49,777
All she had to do
was wiggle her nose, right?
283
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,217
Why do you say that?
284
00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:55,137
Oh, come on. Tabitha the...
285
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:58,577
The witch from the telly.
286
00:14:58,577 --> 00:15:00,737
Do you want to hear this or not?
I don't mind if...
287
00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:04,737
Sure. No, no, no. Sure. No, sure.
Tabitha, underage sex, Yorkshire.
288
00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:07,137
Go.
289
00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:10,537
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, anyway, erm...
290
00:15:10,537 --> 00:15:14,097
So she wanted to move out of the
town
291
00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:17,697
because everyone fucking knows
everybody, it is what it is.
292
00:15:17,697 --> 00:15:21,697
The depot was in Peterborough,
so that's where we went.
293
00:15:21,937 --> 00:15:25,497
Yeah. Got a little house and stuff.
294
00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:29,497
And eventually Tab got a job as,
like, a teaching assistant you know,
295
00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:33,857
so it was easier to work it around
with the kids...
296
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:37,857
Whoa. OK, wait. You just jumped
a couple of steps.
297
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:41,257
How many kids do you have?
298
00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,897
Oh!
299
00:15:42,897 --> 00:15:46,897
Four. Four girls. Yeah.
Yeah, I'll show you some pictures.
300
00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:51,497
Oh, no, it's OK. Fuck.
301
00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:53,017
What?
302
00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:55,657
Just the four then?
Just the four kids.
303
00:15:55,657 --> 00:15:59,657
Sorry! It's...
304
00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:01,217
What?
305
00:16:01,217 --> 00:16:03,377
It's... You just...
306
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:05,897
You should just go easy on that
information.
307
00:16:05,897 --> 00:16:08,657
Well, you know what? I kind of don't
give a fuck, so...
308
00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:12,177
Anything else I should know?
309
00:16:12,177 --> 00:16:15,377
I don't know.
310
00:16:16,777 --> 00:16:20,737
See, I think you are too
clever for the world and it's hard
311
00:16:20,737 --> 00:16:24,217
being this beautiful and one step
ahead of everyone all the time.
312
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,417
I think it wears you out.
313
00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:31,257
Because most people,
but men especially,
314
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:35,257
we kind of lie to you
and you can see straight through it.
315
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,897
It's just a bit shit that you don't
let people see who you really are.
316
00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:51,057
How's that?
317
00:16:51,457 --> 00:16:55,457
Well, aren't you the clever boy?
318
00:16:56,217 --> 00:17:00,217
I'm just making conversation.
319
00:17:08,297 --> 00:17:10,697
Anyway. Shall we get the bill?
320
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,377
It's just my sister's baby-sitting
and she's a bit of a moody
321
00:17:14,377 --> 00:17:16,657
old fucker. I don't like to
leave her too long.
322
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:19,337
Yeah. Can I have the bill? Cheers.
323
00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:27,377
David?
324
00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:29,217
Yeah?
325
00:17:29,217 --> 00:17:33,217
You did like me, a bit?
326
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,337
Yeah.
327
00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:38,417
I mean, everyone likes me
at first but...
328
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:42,417
Mia. I like you.
329
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:47,777
Well, that's good.
330
00:17:47,777 --> 00:17:51,417
I mean, I've totally fucking
screwed this up, I know that.
331
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:54,697
Screwed it, it's just... I just say
things, you know, sometimes.
332
00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:58,697
Nah, it's the tie.
Lose the tie, honestly.
333
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:01,177
I fucking hate it,
I don't even know why I wore it.
334
00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,377
Yeah, burn it.
335
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:05,617
Burn it.
336
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:09,617
Yeah.
337
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,577
Can I tell you something?
338
00:18:11,577 --> 00:18:12,617
What?
339
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:14,777
You are going to meet a lot of
really stupid women
340
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:17,977
in the next couple of months.
341
00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:20,377
Just lie more. It's easier.
342
00:18:20,377 --> 00:18:22,297
No. I'm not great at lying.
343
00:18:22,297 --> 00:18:26,297
Yeah. You're not.
You're not great at it.
344
00:18:28,177 --> 00:18:32,137
Well, you better not be faking
all this integrity.
345
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:36,137
Well, does it matter?
346
00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:41,737
Possibly.
347
00:18:45,137 --> 00:18:46,537
Here you go. Was everything OK?
348
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:50,297
Oh, yeah, yes. It was great.
Thank you very much.
349
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,017
Here you go...
350
00:18:52,017 --> 00:18:53,657
Er...you can keep the change.
351
00:18:53,657 --> 00:18:54,417
Are you sure?
352
00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,777
Yeah, no it's fine.
No, you've been great. Thank you.
353
00:18:56,777 --> 00:18:57,937
Oh, thank you.
354
00:18:57,937 --> 00:19:01,937
No problem at all.
355
00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:09,777
So...
356
00:19:12,257 --> 00:19:14,977
- So you, you've got to get
home to the kids then?
- Yep.
357
00:19:14,977 --> 00:19:17,697
- And baby-sitter and...
- Yeah. Yeah.
358
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:19,417
One last question though, yeah.
359
00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:20,657
Go on.
360
00:19:20,657 --> 00:19:24,657
What did sexy witchy bitchy
love goddess Tabitha
361
00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:28,577
do to you that was so bad?
362
00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:32,577
Er...
363
00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:37,857
She died, mainly.
364
00:19:38,537 --> 00:19:42,537
Yeah.
365
00:19:45,457 --> 00:19:49,017
Oh, no, right, I...I should've, should
have thought... should've thought of that.
366
00:19:49,017 --> 00:19:50,097
It's OK.
367
00:19:50,097 --> 00:19:53,017
- No, I should have thought. Fuck.
- No, it's all right. It's fine.
368
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:57,017
It's fine. No, it's...listen, she
just, she got meningitis. That's it.
369
00:19:57,217 --> 00:19:59,097
Oh...
370
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,257
Oh, fuck!
371
00:20:01,257 --> 00:20:03,937
Yeah, sorry, you...you wouldn't
normally get me this stupid.
372
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:05,737
- I'm just, this dress is...
- It's OK.
373
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,857
..is too tight and the, the shoes
are new and it's making me edgy...
374
00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:11,417
Actually, I'm edgy all the time.
Nothing I can do about that.
375
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:14,817
Here, look, listen. I can tell you
about it, I can, it's just...
376
00:20:14,817 --> 00:20:16,617
It'll have to be another time.
OK?
377
00:20:16,617 --> 00:20:17,697
Right.
378
00:20:17,697 --> 00:20:21,697
Well, erm... I'm going to...
379
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:25,777
..I'm going to go to the bathroom.
380
00:20:25,777 --> 00:20:28,897
Why don't you order some...
381
00:20:28,897 --> 00:20:32,897
some creme brulee and some coffee,
and...I'll think of something?
382
00:20:35,537 --> 00:20:36,737
What?
383
00:20:36,737 --> 00:20:39,857
Well, something to tell you.
384
00:20:39,857 --> 00:20:43,057
You've got to work it out?
385
00:20:43,057 --> 00:20:47,057
Well...there's a fair amount
of shit...choice of debacles.
386
00:20:48,057 --> 00:20:52,057
Just give me a minute.
387
00:20:52,817 --> 00:20:54,817
I've had a good time.
388
00:20:54,817 --> 00:20:58,817
Cool.
389
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:25,977
Fucking shut up.
390
00:21:25,977 --> 00:21:27,257
Shut up.
391
00:21:27,257 --> 00:21:31,257
Shut up.
392
00:21:55,297 --> 00:21:58,097
What?
393
00:21:58,097 --> 00:22:02,097
She left quite a while ago,
actually.
394
00:22:02,297 --> 00:22:03,217
Oh. Oh...
395
00:22:03,217 --> 00:22:04,297
Sorry.
396
00:22:04,297 --> 00:22:08,297
No, it's...
397
00:22:23,017 --> 00:22:27,017
Bugger! Oh, fuck!
398
00:22:29,977 --> 00:22:33,257
Oh...naff off.
399
00:22:33,257 --> 00:22:35,457
Mia, come on.
Come on, that's not fair.
400
00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:37,817
David, I'm, I'm not up for this.
401
00:22:37,817 --> 00:22:40,217
We were getting on, though.
We were getting on fine.
402
00:22:40,217 --> 00:22:42,177
No.
403
00:22:42,177 --> 00:22:43,417
I've really got to go, so...
404
00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:44,457
No, OK, OK, but listen,
405
00:22:44,457 --> 00:22:46,617
I think, I think we had something
going on it there.
406
00:22:46,617 --> 00:22:47,857
Yeah, well, we didn't.
407
00:22:47,857 --> 00:22:50,737
What?
408
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:52,617
You say that to me. Say it to me.
409
00:22:52,617 --> 00:22:54,857
Turn around and you say it to me.
Say it to my face.
410
00:22:54,857 --> 00:22:55,617
Say what?
411
00:22:55,617 --> 00:22:56,897
There was nothing going on.
412
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,177
- David, you don't even understand.
- Say it!
413
00:22:58,177 --> 00:22:59,217
You have no idea.
414
00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:03,217
Say it!
415
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,937
Bad idea. Bad, bad.
416
00:23:20,937 --> 00:23:22,497
Fuck's sake!
417
00:23:22,497 --> 00:23:24,257
Jesus.
418
00:23:24,257 --> 00:23:26,537
You've not got a fucking clue
what you want, have you?
419
00:23:26,537 --> 00:23:27,577
Not a fucking clue.
420
00:23:27,577 --> 00:23:31,057
Well, don't get too clever about it
cos it's not attractive, right?
421
00:23:31,057 --> 00:23:32,137
Where to, love?
422
00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:34,332
Shad Thames, please.
423
00:23:36,577 --> 00:23:39,377
Fucking nightmare.
424
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,286
Fuck you.
425
00:24:17,537 --> 00:24:19,537
Everyone makes mistakes...
426
00:24:19,537 --> 00:24:21,940
Is this mine?
427
00:24:22,265 --> 00:24:42,360
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