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[groovy music]
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Alright, alright!
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Chef Vinny's famous eggs,
come and get 'em, baby.
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Smells divine, Vincent.
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I just love a man who can
throw down in the kitchen.
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Yeah, I can throw down
in the kitchen,
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and I can also cook.
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You heard the phrase, "You bring
the hotcakes"?
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I bring the syrup.
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Give me my eggs, you big tease.
Ta-ta.
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Now, where were we?
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At the part where you landed
on my property,
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got up to get breakfast
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in the hopes that I'll forget
that you owe me $400.
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Right, that part.
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[motorcycle revving]
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What on Earth is that sound?
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The sound of excitement!
Come on, let's go see.
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[doorbell rings]
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Ooh, oh, eh?
Hey, look!
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It's the top gun!
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Oh, Efe, it's just me.
The top Reginald.
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Yes, I'm in the house.
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Not just out on the porch,
all the way in the house.
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Reginald, you are
the new Superman, I know!
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How much did that motorbike
cost you?
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Ten big ones, straight cash,
homie.
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I saw it, I liked it,
I wanted it.
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I got it.
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Why, Reginald, truly,
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I've never seen this side of
you before.
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Well, Anastasia,
I've gots to say,
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I'm just a rebel at heart.
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And a rebel...
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Is gonna take you
for a ride on my new hog.
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How'd you like that?
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I'd like that.
I'd really like that.
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Mm-hm.
But first, you got to go change.
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I prefer you in red.
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You prefer me in red?
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Mm-hm.
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Well, I'm not changing
my clothes for any man.
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Just who do you think you are?
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The man your mama warned you
about.
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Well, I'm not changing my
clothes for any man,
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no matter how much they, like,
make my lady parts tingle.
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Well, suit yourself.
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Wait, you're still taking me for
a ride though, right?
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Yeah, I'll let it slide
this time.
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But, uh, I'm headin' into
the kitchen to get us a snack.
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Somethin' like, manly.
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Beef jerky or somethin' like
that.
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Eh?
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'Cause that's the way I live
my life,
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is on the edge.
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-And Efe.
-[Efe] Hm?
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I don't like your outfit.
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dealwithit.
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What is wrong with my outfit?
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Nothing, Efe, but that was so
out of character
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for our sweet Reginald.
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I fear there's something
very wrong with him.
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[calm music]
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♪ No matter what you do,
I love you ♪
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♪ No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ♪
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♪ Always remember
Blood ain't never water ♪
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♪ We'll make it if
we stay together ♪
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Hey, hey, hey, Grandpa Vinny.
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I'm here for the best eggs
in town, hands-down.
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Hands-down, feet-down,
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anything else you wanna
pull down.
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[Jeremy] Hook me up.
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Vincent.
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What up, though, Karen?
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I came to eat my breakfast.
I'll have my usual.
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Well, we're all outta
Kibbles & Bits.
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It's okay, Jeremy.
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Vinny knows that cereal is
my usual.
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Dry, like his personality.
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[Karen and Vinny chuckling]
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You really should try
his eggs, though.
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-They fire.
-They come Drake guaranteed
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best you ever had.
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Fine.
I'll try them.
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[Vinny] Alright, alright.
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Let's get this over with.
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Put some goodness in your mouth.
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There you go.
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Mm...
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Do you mind?
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No, I don't mind.
Go ahead, try them.
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-[Jeremy] Well?
-[Vinny] Hm?
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All I can say is wow.
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Right?
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I told you, I told you they
fire.
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-Yeah.
-My mind is seriously blown.
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Uh-huh.
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Where'd you learn to cook like
this?
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Oh, I was a chef in the Navy.
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Well, I, I would've guessed
that you, uh,
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worked for years in
a sewage plant.
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Because this breakfast tastes
like raw sh--
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't nobody
insult Vinny's cookin', now!
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You're lucky I don't call
the police
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and charge your cookin' with
a hate crime.
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Miss Karen, why is it
your first instinct
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to call the police on somebody
all the time?
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I wish to hell Karen would call
the police on me.
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Oh, and I wish the Pleasant Days
Assisted Living chef
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could actually cook
a decent meal.
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You think you can do better?
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I know my way around a kitchen.
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Don't get it twirled, now.
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Uh, I think that's twisted,
Miss Karen.
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But A for effort.
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Twisted, twirled, who gives
a rat's?
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All I know is that I'm
a better cook than this hack.
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And I'd put that in my mama.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Flag on the play.
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We put things on our mama.
Never in our mama.
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You gotta remember that one.
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You really think you
a better cook than me, Karen?
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Darn Skippy.
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And I aim to prove it.
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-[Vinny] Really?
-Oh, me, you, cook-off, today.
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Jeremy and the other residents
can be the judges.
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I'm ready, I'm ready.
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Hey, I don't know, Miss Karen.
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I know you guys like to make fun
of each other and all that,
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but Vinny is one of
the best cooks in town.
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Better tell somebody.
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Oh no, this is happening,
and that's on my mama.
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Good usage.
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And under my mama,
and around my mama, too.
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-[Vinny] Mm-hm.
-May the best chef win.
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Bring it, bring it, bring it.
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-Spoiler alert...
-[Vinny] Mm-hm, mm-hm.
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I'm gonna kick your hiney.
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I'm waitin' for it, Karen.
Mm-hm.
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-I'm waitin' on it.
-Yeah, you just wait.
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-Do I look scared?
-I see that twitch in your eye.
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-Ah, I'm so afraid.
-[Karen] Mm-hm.
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Efe, what secret did Reginald
ask you to keep?
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Okay...
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I do this out of love and
friendship.
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-Yes.
-Please do not judge me
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for, for betraying his trust.
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We won't, just tell us.
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I was looking through Reginald's
medicine cabinet,
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and I saw some pills...
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Uh, yes, they were blue pills
shaped like tiny diamonds.
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I've been around the block
enough to know
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that those kind of pills
always go hand-in-hand
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with flashy new vehicles.
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No, no, no, no, it wasn't
erectile dysfunction pills.
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Although...
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How would I even know what
those look like?
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I mean... [chuckling]
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Why would I?
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Because I'm a strong
African warrior.
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-[Leah] Mm-hm.
-And like the mighty
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Iroko tree of my home land.
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My back is always sturdy.
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Okay, Efe, we, uh, don't want to
hear about
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Iroko tree, uh...
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What kinda pills did you find?
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They were called
Memory Boost 9,000.
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Oh my God.
I gotta talk to Reginald.
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Oh my goodness.
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Hey.
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Hey, nice outfit, Mr. Reginald.
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Uh, this old thing?
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Right.
Come talk to me for a sec.
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Oh, no, no time, Leah.
No time for sittin'.
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Uh, there are adventures to be
had out there on the open road.
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Okay, I know about
your memory loss, Mr. Reginald.
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Efe told you?
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Don't be mad at Efe.
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He's just bein'
a concerned friend, we all are.
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Come sit down.
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Well, what, why are you takin'
Memory Boost 9,000?
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What's goin' on that
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you feel like you need
a, a brain supplement?
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My whole life,
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I've had what some call
a photographic memory.
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Mm.
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And lately, the photos aren't as
crisp?
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It's not just that,
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some have completely been erased
from my memory banks.
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You remember that time I, I,
I got the time wrong and,
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and was late for, for
Anastasia's big audition?
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Well...
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Getting a time wrong for
an appointment
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is totally normal.
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This goes deeper than just
a mere, every,
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average, everyday forgetfulness.
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Leah, my mind isn't what it was
a month ago.
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Something is amiss.
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Well, I mean, so, so what's with
the wardrobe change?
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I fear, I'm losing my mind,
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so I better seize the day while
I can.
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Live the rest of
my lucid moments
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being the man I always wanted
to be.
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Heroic, magnetic.
Mr...
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Take, Take-charge.
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Great.
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Mr. Reginald, then take charge
of your health.
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Okay, look.
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The sooner we get you
checked out,
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the better chance you have of
dealin' with your memory issue,
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whatever it may be.
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I know your primary care doctor
pretty well.
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I bet she could squeeze you in.
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[Leah chuckling]
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Can we take my hog?
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Mm-mm, mm-mm.
Ain't no way.
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I think I would like to seize
my seatbelt
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and drive us in my car, if
that's okay with you.
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Okay.
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Alright.
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Come on, let's go.
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[emotional music]
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I like this glass.
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Well, well, well, can you smell
what the Karen is burnin'?
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That would be your pride,
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because today you are goin' down
like Bambi on ice.
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Oh, I don't know if you know
this, Karen,
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but I'm Black, okay?
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Well, I may have noticed.
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[Vinny chuckling] Karen,
let me tell you somethin'.
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Cookin' is in my DNA.
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When I was born, my mama didn't
give me a diaper and a rattle.
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She gave me a apron and
a spatula, okay?
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Well, she should've done
the world a favor
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and given you a muzzle and
a vasectomy.
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Ooh!
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Let's see what you got goin'
here.
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You got, uh, bologna,
and syrup, and...
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Nacho cheese?
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What the hell you tryin' to
cook, Karen?
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That is for me to know and
the judges to find out.
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-Now get!
-Okay, all, alright!
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You'll get your time in
the kitchen soon enough.
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-Okay, alright!
-Get outta here.
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What's wrong, Grandpa?
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You know, I thought this
little cook-off between Karen
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was gonna be
a straight-up beatdown,
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but, uh, eh, I don't know.
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Uh, why do you say that?
250
00:11:41,427 --> 00:11:43,763
I mean, that lady got more stuff
on that counter
251
00:11:43,763 --> 00:11:45,331
than a hobo got in
a shopping cart.
252
00:11:45,331 --> 00:11:47,633
She ain't got no idea what
the hell she doin'.
253
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,568
You're tryin' to win
the contest, right?
254
00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:51,604
-I mean...
-Isn't it good for you?
255
00:11:51,904 --> 00:11:54,206
Yeah, I'm gonna win, but, uh,
256
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:56,342
it's like the Atlanta Falcons
playin'
257
00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:57,977
a kindergarten team around
naptime.
258
00:11:57,977 --> 00:11:59,211
You know what I'm talkin' about?
259
00:11:59,211 --> 00:12:01,113
You know what, you and
Miss Karen,
260
00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:02,281
you all bag a lot,
261
00:12:02,281 --> 00:12:03,983
but you actually got
a soft spot for her.
262
00:12:04,283 --> 00:12:06,185
I mean, I don't like
straight cats,
263
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,953
but I ain't gonna
never kick one.
264
00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:09,321
You crazy, man.
265
00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:11,190
So, what you gon' do?
You gon' call the contest off?
266
00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,059
No, no, no, no.
Here's what I'm thinkin'.
267
00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:16,695
I'm thinkin' you pretend to like
her food...
268
00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,763
[Jeremy] Mm.
269
00:12:17,763 --> 00:12:18,931
And then give her
a sympathy vote.
270
00:12:18,931 --> 00:12:20,199
Okay, that way you still win,
271
00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:22,435
but she won't feel like
a complete failure.
272
00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:24,103
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
273
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:27,406
That's not a bad idea.
I'm proud of you, man.
274
00:12:27,406 --> 00:12:29,942
You know it.
I'll tell you what.
275
00:12:29,942 --> 00:12:31,243
Now, don't let
this little conversation
276
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:33,212
-between you and me get out.
-[Jeremy] Mm-hm.
277
00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:35,247
I don't want nobody to know
ol' Vinny got soft.
278
00:12:35,247 --> 00:12:36,916
You know, that might mess up
my street cred.
279
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:39,618
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Your secret's safe with me.
280
00:12:40,352 --> 00:12:41,687
Watch out there, now.
281
00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:45,157
[groovy music]
282
00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:46,559
[Vinny] Ding, ding, ding, ding,
283
00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:48,894
welcome to the first
Pleasant Day cook-off.
284
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,263
What I like to call
Vinny's special:
285
00:12:51,897 --> 00:12:56,802
roasted, split lobster tail
grilled in garlic butter sauce,
286
00:12:57,169 --> 00:12:59,905
served on a bed of saffron rice.
287
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,574
Put your mouth on that.
288
00:13:02,174 --> 00:13:03,976
Vincent, if we were on a date,
289
00:13:03,976 --> 00:13:06,011
you'd definitely get to
second base.
290
00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,581
[Vinny laughing]
291
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:10,516
Mm, I was wrong.
292
00:13:10,516 --> 00:13:13,352
With a meal like this,
you could touch all my bases
293
00:13:13,352 --> 00:13:14,887
and slide into home.
294
00:13:15,154 --> 00:13:16,922
Okay, I'm ready to vote.
295
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,057
[Anastasia giggling]
296
00:13:18,057 --> 00:13:19,425
Now, let's give Karen a chance.
297
00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:21,794
I'm sure she worked hard on
whatever the hell that is.
298
00:13:23,395 --> 00:13:27,133
I call my dish
trailer park casserole.
299
00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:28,968
Oh my.
300
00:13:29,502 --> 00:13:32,805
The first layer is fried bologna
and tater tots,
301
00:13:33,372 --> 00:13:35,908
the second,
nacho cheese drizzle.
302
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:41,814
And then bacon bits,
and then crushed Moon Pies.
303
00:13:42,381 --> 00:13:44,783
And finally,
my secret ingredient,
304
00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:45,985
wait for it.
305
00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:48,087
We're going to wait a lifetime.
306
00:13:48,087 --> 00:13:52,258
Pancake syrup!
Two whole bottles.
307
00:13:52,258 --> 00:13:53,726
[Anastasia] Lord Jesus.
308
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,897
Oh, I can't wait until you all
try this.
309
00:13:58,864 --> 00:14:01,200
-It, it looks, uh, different.
-[Karen] So good.
310
00:14:02,868 --> 00:14:04,670
Get you a nice, big helping.
311
00:14:05,037 --> 00:14:07,373
Ooh, 'kay.
312
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:11,810
My goodness, I gotta get
every bit of this.
313
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,279
No, it's okay.
314
00:14:14,513 --> 00:14:17,183
All the good stuff.
Oh, you are gonna love this.
315
00:14:17,183 --> 00:14:18,817
You are gonna love it,
I just know it.
316
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,085
There's a nice one for you.
317
00:14:20,085 --> 00:14:21,287
[Anastasia] Oh, thank you.
318
00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:22,888
Now, who wants to try
the first bite?
319
00:14:22,888 --> 00:14:24,957
Uh, uh, uh, Anastasia does.
320
00:14:24,957 --> 00:14:26,625
Try it.
Ladies first.
321
00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:29,228
I believe in gender equality,
Efe.
322
00:14:29,228 --> 00:14:30,896
If you don't have
the first bite,
323
00:14:30,896 --> 00:14:35,000
we can only assume you think
women are inferior to men.
324
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,569
[Vinny] Mm-hm, mm-hm.
325
00:14:36,569 --> 00:14:39,939
Now, you all know that
I grew up poor,
326
00:14:40,973 --> 00:14:44,810
and I had to be creative with
whatever we had in our cupboard.
327
00:14:45,611 --> 00:14:48,514
And if this was good enough for
our ten brothers and sisters,
328
00:14:48,881 --> 00:14:51,550
I was hopin' it would be
good enough for y'all.
329
00:14:52,151 --> 00:14:54,653
But I guess I was wrong.
330
00:14:56,255 --> 00:14:57,790
Wait, wait, Miss Karen.
331
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:03,128
I'm, I'm willing to try it.
Um, it looks so, um...
332
00:15:03,128 --> 00:15:04,530
[Vinny] Hm, hm?
333
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,199
-Interesting.
-Yes, it's very interesting.
334
00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:08,601
-Very interesting.
-Let me just, uh...
335
00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:10,202
-[Karen] Go right ahead.
-Just find a...
336
00:15:13,973 --> 00:15:15,341
Well, well...
337
00:15:15,975 --> 00:15:17,276
Huh?
338
00:15:20,145 --> 00:15:21,447
Oh, wow.
339
00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,449
Wow, wow, wow!
340
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,885
Man, Miss Karen gets my vote.
341
00:15:27,186 --> 00:15:29,221
And look, it ain't even close.
342
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:32,591
I'm serious, Grandpa Vinny.
This casserole?
343
00:15:33,759 --> 00:15:36,595
Alright, Jeremy, you didn't do,
you ain't gotta put extra on it.
344
00:15:36,595 --> 00:15:38,197
[Jeremy] Nah, I'm serious.
345
00:15:38,664 --> 00:15:41,734
I'll tell you what, let's, uh,
y'all just take a couple bites
346
00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:44,203
and then we can put this up on
a shelf where it belongs.
347
00:15:44,203 --> 00:15:45,804
Call this a day.
348
00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:46,839
Mm, wait.
349
00:15:48,474 --> 00:15:51,043
This is difficult to, it's hard
to explain.
350
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:52,478
You can say that again.
351
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,580
Look, don't be a hero.
352
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,215
Just spit it out in
the damn napkin.
353
00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:58,250
[Efe] Mm, no, no.
No, no.
354
00:15:58,951 --> 00:16:01,186
You know those great parties.
355
00:16:01,186 --> 00:16:02,221
-[Vinny] Mm.
-[Karen] Mm?
356
00:16:02,221 --> 00:16:04,189
With the disco lasers and the...
357
00:16:04,189 --> 00:16:06,025
[imitating pulsing beat]
358
00:16:06,025 --> 00:16:07,493
And fist-pumping party music.
359
00:16:07,493 --> 00:16:10,929
And hallu, hallucinogenic,
eh, party favors, eh?
360
00:16:11,764 --> 00:16:15,601
Yes, Efe, that's exactly what's
happening in my mouth right now.
361
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:16,568
Yes!
362
00:16:18,537 --> 00:16:20,939
[Vinny] What the hell. How much
did she pay y'all to do this?
363
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,075
Look, some of y'all must be
smokin' Marley
364
00:16:23,075 --> 00:16:24,143
or somethin', man.
365
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:25,577
Look, I demand a recount.
366
00:16:25,577 --> 00:16:28,080
Y'all need to stop the steal,
this ain't right!
367
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,848
Take the trophy, Karen.
368
00:16:29,848 --> 00:16:32,551
Wow, I only wish I could give
you a bigger one.
369
00:16:32,551 --> 00:16:34,520
Like an Emmy on a Oscar.
370
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,388
[indistinct] Oscar.
371
00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:39,258
This casserole deserves
a Nobel Peace Prize.
372
00:16:39,258 --> 00:16:40,826
Nobel Peace Prize?
373
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:43,429
She kicked your ass.
374
00:16:45,831 --> 00:16:46,865
It's mine.
375
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:48,934
Eat your heart out.
376
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:52,104
Oh, I demand a recount.
Stop the steal, stop the steal!
377
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:54,039
Shh, I'm eating.
378
00:16:55,341 --> 00:17:01,447
[laidback music]
379
00:17:02,581 --> 00:17:05,417
My fears have been confirmed,
Anastasia.
380
00:17:05,417 --> 00:17:10,856
My doctor, my doctor diagnosed
me with dementia.
381
00:17:10,856 --> 00:17:12,291
Leah will tell you.
382
00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,360
Oh, dear Reginald, I'm so sorry.
383
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:17,563
Actually, his doctor suspects
dementia,
384
00:17:17,563 --> 00:17:19,498
but wants to run some labs.
385
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,402
She, uh, referred Reginald to
a neurologist.
386
00:17:24,703 --> 00:17:27,940
A flimsy euphemism for
I'm losing my marbles.
387
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:31,944
Although there's no cure,
Mr. Reginald,
388
00:17:31,944 --> 00:17:35,547
there are treatments that slow
the worsening of symptoms.
389
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:38,217
As bad as this news is,
390
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:41,887
we truly are lucky
we caught it early.
391
00:17:42,888 --> 00:17:46,024
I'm afraid lucky is
an inappropriate term.
392
00:17:47,259 --> 00:17:50,162
Now, this definitely takes time
to process, Mr. Reginald,
393
00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:54,066
but just know we love you like
family.
394
00:17:54,066 --> 00:17:55,401
Yes.
395
00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:58,303
[Leah] And we will all be here
to support you.
396
00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,438
Mm-hm.
397
00:17:59,438 --> 00:18:00,839
Now more than ever.
398
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:03,075
-[Anastasia] Yes.
-You know what?
399
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:04,576
I'm off.
400
00:18:04,576 --> 00:18:09,047
I am off to make a care plan
that we can tackle together.
401
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:22,761
I think I'll retire to
my quarters, uh, and lie down.
402
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:28,434
Stop right there.
403
00:18:32,271 --> 00:18:37,009
I was promised the ride of
my life
404
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:40,546
with a magnetic man of action,
405
00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:44,249
hellbent on seizing the day.
406
00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:48,520
And I fully intend to get one.
407
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,962
I always liked you in red.
408
00:19:03,068 --> 00:19:04,102
I love you.
409
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:11,176
[emotional music]
410
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,548
[Anastasia] Come on, rebel.
411
00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:22,979
[laidback music]
412
00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:25,815
"Oh my God, Karen,
that casserole was so good!
413
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:28,017
You should've won
the Nobel Peace prize!"
414
00:19:28,017 --> 00:19:30,753
Let's see what the hell this
casserole's all about.
415
00:19:32,155 --> 00:19:35,458
Alright, get me a fork.
416
00:19:38,361 --> 00:19:39,395
Alright.
417
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:42,532
See what the hell the,
all the talking about.
418
00:19:46,636 --> 00:19:48,104
Well, I'll be damned.
419
00:19:49,205 --> 00:19:50,940
Casserole's good in the mouth.
420
00:19:51,574 --> 00:19:52,675
[Karen] Gotcha.
421
00:19:53,676 --> 00:19:55,678
What you doing? Lying in wait to
catch me, Karen?
422
00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:58,815
Oh, don't flatter yourself.
I got the munchies.
423
00:19:58,815 --> 00:20:00,716
You know what?
You and me both.
424
00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:02,718
Let's grab you a fork,
sit your darn butt down.
425
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:06,289
Oh, uh, I don't know, are you
sure, Vincent,
426
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,991
that you don't mind breakin'
bread with the enemy?
427
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,393
Tell you what, Karen,
428
00:20:10,393 --> 00:20:12,829
I'm callin' a truce 'til that
there casserole is all gone.
429
00:20:13,563 --> 00:20:15,531
Come on, dig in, girl.
430
00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:18,467
-It's really good.
-Oh, thank you.
431
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,570
You know what, Karen, I didn't
know you grew up
432
00:20:20,570 --> 00:20:21,871
with ten brothers and sisters,
433
00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:24,140
and all you had to eat was
wish sandwiches.
434
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:25,308
Ah, two pieces of bread,
435
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,043
and wish there was somethin' was
in the middle?
436
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:30,746
-Now, now listen.
-Mm-hm.
437
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:33,349
Don't you go tellin' anybody
that you and I are sharin'
438
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,051
-this midnight snack.
-Mm-hm.
439
00:20:35,051 --> 00:20:37,720
-I gotta keep up my street cred.
-I hear you!
440
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,656
Pound it, pound it.
This is so good.
441
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,024
Oh, thank you.
442
00:20:42,024 --> 00:20:43,793
[Vinny] Man, I like the Moon Pie
in there.
443
00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:46,362
I know, it adds a little
somethin'-somethin', doesn't it?
444
00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,364
I know I'mma have the runs after
this.
445
00:20:48,364 --> 00:20:51,667
Oh, oh my goodness.
446
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:54,170
I'ma have to use the bathroom
all by myself.
447
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:59,843
[music]
448
00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:24,593
[music]
449
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,931
[music]
450
00:21:28,981 --> 00:21:33,531
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