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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,160 Mummy, come and play. 2 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:23,880 For fuck's sake, Lisa... 3 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:26,960 ... not again. 4 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,560 Mummy... 5 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,280 Fuck off. 6 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:50,920 Turn it off. 7 00:00:58,360 --> 00:00:59,360 Come on, mate. 8 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,560 Unh! 9 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,680 Don't ignore it, Shauny. 10 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,960 You'll be late for school. 11 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,400 For how many to fucking times, Smell? 12 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,360 It's not called school, it's called college. 13 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:29,360 Whatever you want to call it, Shauny... it's dead sexy. 14 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,160 We need to get you a portfolio and a beret. 15 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:36,920 Why would I wear a beret?! It's a drama course, not an arts course. 16 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:41,120 - Oh, stop being such a grumpy gums. - Get your fucking finger out of my mouth! 17 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:44,720 Are you getting the bus? 18 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,880 Yeah. 19 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,520 Is it going to be a late bus? 20 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,560 I don't know, just normal time. 21 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:52,840 An early bus? 22 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,400 In about half an hour or something. 23 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,320 Do you want to go for a ride? 24 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,440 No! 25 00:01:58,560 --> 00:01:59,480 Please... 26 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,200 No, I can't be bothered. 27 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,680 I've been wanking you all week. Wank me. 28 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,800 No! So what? 29 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:07,000 - Please, wank me! - No. 30 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,160 Why? 31 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,320 Cos I don't want to. I can't be bothered. My mum's downstairs. 32 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,040 Oh, well, just lend me your finger, then. 33 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,120 No! Use your own filthy fingers. 34 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,200 Just put your little finger... 35 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,360 No! Use your own fingers. 36 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,120 - Oh, why? - You've got all day. 37 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,920 - Put your finger in me! - Get off! 38 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,560 I want you to put your Christmas Tail in me. 39 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,600 Oh, my God, that's disgusting! 40 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,960 Britain was known for suffering from the British disease. 41 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:35,240 Now we are known for having the British cure. 42 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:41,240 # All men have secrets and here is mine So let it be known 43 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:47,800 # We have been through hell and high tide I can surely rely on you 44 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:53,040 # And yet you start to recoil Heavy words are so lightly thrown 45 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:56,320 # But still I'd leap in front of a 46 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:59,480 # Flying bullet for you 47 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:03,120 # So what difference does it ma-ake? 48 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:09,200 # So what difference does it ma-ake? 49 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,640 # It makes none 50 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,800 # But now you have gone 51 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:20,920 # And you must be looking very old tonight 52 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:26,760 # The devil will find work for idle hands to do 53 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,360 # I've stole and I've tied And why? 54 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,680 # Because you asked me to 55 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,040 # But now you make me feel so ashamed 56 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:38,040 # Because I've only got two hands 57 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:41,160 # Well, I'm still fond of you 58 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,000 # Oh, ho-ho 59 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:50,280 # But no more apologies Ey-ey-ies 60 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:55,840 # No more apologies Oh, oh-oh-oh 61 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:57,800 # I'm too tired 62 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,120 # I'm so very tired 63 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:05,360 # And I'm feeling very sick and ill today 64 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,280 # But I'm still fond of you 65 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,960 # Oh, ho-ho... 66 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,720 # Oh, my sacred one! 67 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,600 # Oh-oh Oh-oh 68 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,200 # Oh, oh-ho 69 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,160 # Oh-oh Oh-oh 70 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:33,960 # Oh-oh Oh, oh-ho 71 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,040 # Oh-oh Oh-oh 72 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,120 # Oh-oh Oh, oh-ho 73 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,040 # Oh-oh Oh-oh 74 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,360 # Oh-oh Oh, oh-ho... # 75 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,280 Star light, star bright. 76 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,520 Stop bouncing. 77 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,520 Stop doing that. 78 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:33,640 Not that toy, please, Lisa. 79 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:36,000 No, you can put that one back. 80 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,080 Ooh! 81 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,080 # Rock-a-bye, baby On the... # 82 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,720 Oh, what have you done? 83 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,480 Nothing. 84 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,040 No, you've just spilt water all over the floor. About nothing? 85 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,920 - Very clever. - Very, very good idea. 86 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,200 He's demanding there, Mam. He wants some of your toast, I think. 87 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,040 Well, he can't have it. He's got some in there. 88 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:27,560 - Has he? - Mm. 89 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,560 - Eat that there. - Haven't you, eh? 90 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,920 - Eh, look at this! - Oh! 91 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,840 Room at the inn for a little one? 92 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,760 - Are you all right, love? - Morning, Ritchey. 93 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,320 - Are you all right, sweetheart? - Morning, Mr and Mrs Woodford. 94 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,040 Morning, Jennifer love. 95 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,720 You know, you can call us by our first names now, you know. 96 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,680 Sorry I keep forgetting. Morning, Barbara. 97 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,040 Morning, love. 98 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:49,000 Does that mean she can she start calling you Dick now, Dad? 99 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:51,120 - I'll give you blooming Dick. - You bloody won't. 100 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:54,000 Dirty bugger! I'll ring ChildLine. 101 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,960 Hey? 102 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,000 Eh? 103 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,840 - Give you dick? I'll give you dick. - Ritchey! 104 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:03,280 That is brilliant! 105 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,080 That is a bit... that's a bit near the knuckle. 106 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,520 - It's a bit early for that, isn't it? - Woody... 107 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,440 Mam likes it. Mam's laughing. 108 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,480 Just as well... 109 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,840 - It's cos the joke's on you, innit? - ... she's got a good sense of humour. 110 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,360 - Do you want some toast, Jennifer love? - Oh, yes, thank you. 111 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,840 It's wholemeal. 112 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,800 I hope you like what I've got you for Christmas. 113 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,480 - What is it? - Morning. 114 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,240 - Morning. - For the love of God, Sanders, 115 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:27,960 will you put some clothes on, man? 116 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,240 I've got nothing to hide. 117 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,600 I can see that, mate. 118 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,280 Shaun, don't be rude, love. 119 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,560 - How's rehearsals going? - Shit. 120 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,080 What do you mean "shit"? 121 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,040 I mean, I'm making an idiot of myself in front of everyone, that shit. 122 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,360 How can you be making 123 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:43,000 - an idiot of yourself? - Because I can't act! 124 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:45,200 Everyone else is amazing and I'm... shit. 125 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:47,840 Shaun, you would not have been given the lead role 126 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:50,040 in a Victorian melodrama if you was bad. 127 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,440 Well, obviously, cos I've been given it and I am bad. 128 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,680 Well, you're obviously very good, 129 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,360 the teachers have faith in you and I'm proud of you, son. 130 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,760 When I'm on stage Gadge and Lol and everyone are going to be laughing. 131 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,960 Well, they're gonna... No, they're going to be supporting you 132 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:03,120 and... and if they laugh, it's because they're jealous. 133 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,160 Why would they be jealous that I'm looking like an idiot? 134 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,120 Well, why are you looking like an idiot, what are you wearing? 135 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,640 A stupid massive wig, sideburns, top hat... it's ridiculous. 136 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:14,320 Well, that's Shakespeare, isn't it? You've got to get into character. 137 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,160 No, it's not Shakespeare! 138 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,600 All right, well, what is it, then? 139 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:20,280 It's Tim Taylor or something like that. 140 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,640 Tim Taylor. 141 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:22,760 So you haven't heard of him? 142 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,560 Well, no, but I don't know my stuff, do I? 143 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,320 Well, neither do I, I don't know what I'm doing. 144 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:29,480 I think you're just... you know, a bit nervous, that's all. 145 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,880 - I'm not nervous at all. - All right, son, 146 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,880 I can't really say anything right, can I? I'm trying to help. 147 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:33,920 You're gonna be fine. 148 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,880 - It's gonna be fine. - Whatever. I'm off anyway. 149 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,640 Yeah, well, have a nice day at school! 150 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:42,280 - It's college! - Oh, it's the same thing, Shaun. 151 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,200 What is wrong with him? 152 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,200 What are you all doing? 153 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,320 You don't have to come out every bloody morning. 154 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,840 The neighbours are looking, get in! 155 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,840 - Have a good day. - Yeah. See you in a bit. 156 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,560 - Bye! - See you, love! 157 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,680 Get me the fuck out of here. 158 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:02,480 Hooray. 159 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:04,960 I'm sick of it. 160 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,520 There he goes. 161 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,600 Bye! 162 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,320 - Right. Cup of tea? - Yeah! 163 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:13,960 - After you, love. - Thank you. 164 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:40,480 Cheers, mate. 165 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,160 - Hello, mate. Thank you! - Cheers. 166 00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,000 Oh, it's Shaun. 167 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,360 - Shauny! - Shauny boy! 168 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,480 How we doing, son? 169 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,160 - All right? - Move up one for Shaun. 170 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,640 - You all right? - Yeah, are you? 171 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:34,280 - Yeah. - Good. 172 00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,960 I'm knackered. 173 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,000 Yeah, same. 174 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:39,720 Your hair looks nice. 175 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,560 Oh, thanks. I got up really early today. 176 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:44,320 What shampoo do you use? 177 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,160 I just used my mum's this morning. 178 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:47,600 Oh, did you? 179 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,760 Hiya! 180 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,920 - Hi! - Oh! Let's go and see Nanny. 181 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:15,960 Here she is, 182 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,040 Nanny's little angel! 183 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,200 - Yeah! - Are you all right? 184 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,920 - Hiya! How are you doing? - One minute, 185 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,160 just wait. 186 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,440 Come on, then, come and give me a cuddle. 187 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,000 Yeah! Here she is! 188 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,600 - Ooh! - Steady! 189 00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,960 Come on, steady with her. 190 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,040 Oh, look, lots of things! 191 00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,800 - You all right? - Are you all right? 192 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,760 Come on, then, let's get the teapot out. 193 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,480 Take that Noddy hat off, eh? 194 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,640 - Oh, that's better! - It's not working. 195 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:54,200 - How do you work this? - Oh, I dunno. 196 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,480 Where did you get this fucking from?! 197 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:58,480 - Oh, It's only a teapot. - Oh, my God. 198 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,280 - Oh, you'll trap your finger! - Oh, steady! 199 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:05,400 Right, go and put them on the bus. Look, over there. That's a good girl. 200 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,360 You feeling all right? You look like shit. 201 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,720 Oh, thanks. 202 00:12:10,080 --> 00:12:13,560 - What, she not sleeping? - No. Four times she was up last night. 203 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,280 Oh, Lisa, what are we going to do with you, eh? 204 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:18,280 Keeping Mummy up all night. 205 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,440 Eh? 206 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,360 Why don't you leave her with me today? Have a break. 207 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:25,640 Oh, I've got her at the community nurse at one, so... 208 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,400 Shaun's got this play on on Christmas Eve, I said I'd try and catch it. 209 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,960 I was wondering if you'd have her for a couple of hours? 210 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,240 - What, Christmas Eve? - Yeah, then we can all wake up together. 211 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,720 Yeah, I'd love to. 212 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,320 Hey, Lisa, that'll be nice, won't it? 213 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,800 At Nanny's on Christmas Eve? 214 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,560 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'd love to! 215 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,320 I was going to go to bingo with Trudy, but I'd much rather have her. 216 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:45,920 Lisa? Are you going to stay 217 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,240 - with Nanny on Christmas Eve? - Yes. 218 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,640 Wait for Santa? 219 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,800 Yeah! 220 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:54,760 You're on for a right one, you lads. 221 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:57,400 Here you go, Taylor - sort yourself out with a big bag of weed, you filthy cunt. 222 00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,440 Here you are, give us a smile and I'll give you an extra 10p. 223 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,480 Go on, seriously. 224 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,800 I'm fucking about with you, get out. Eh? 225 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,360 Milner, there you go, sort yourself out, mate. 226 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,400 Davidson, sort yoursen out. Have a good Chrimbo. Nice one, lads! 227 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,960 You're not getting a bloody bonus, you've not done owt. Pull your finger out. 228 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,640 Kenneth Squires, it should be in there. 229 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,600 Are you having a friggin' laugh, mate? 230 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,000 - Cos I've been through it three times. - I'm not bloody hell havin' a laugh. 231 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,040 They've not said nowt to me. 232 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,000 Oh... 233 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,160 What are these? 234 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,840 - Ricardo, have you messed up again, eh? - What? 235 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,320 - No. - Eh? 236 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,720 Bugger! Bugger! Squires, you bugger! I knew that, 237 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,680 - I knew you were winding me up. - Had you there for a minute! 238 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,760 I'm here cos I've a bonus for you, lad. 239 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:32,040 Get out! Bloody hell! 240 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,840 - The weight of that, eh? - Yeah, yeah. Very generous, 241 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:36,200 very generous. Check it out. 242 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,680 You could knock a horse out with that. 243 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:41,120 - Let's have a do. Bloody hell! - Oh, ho-ho! Merry Christmas! 244 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:42,640 Friggin' hell, it will be. 245 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,120 - ๏ฟฝ100 there? - 150! 246 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,320 - 150! - 150! 247 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,960 Bugger me. Thank you, Mr Squires. That's right generous of you. 248 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,800 Oh, not at... Hey! And I've got more Christmas cheer for you an' all, son. 249 00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:53,600 - Go on? - Guess who's been moved up 250 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,160 - to head office, eh? - Go on. 251 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,880 Me! 252 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,880 You! Unbelievable! 253 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,480 Unbelievable! Eh! 254 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:04,880 Hey, eh-eh. 255 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,080 Fantastic. 256 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,520 Can't think of a better bloke for that job, you know. 257 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,600 - You'll smash that. - Oh, hey... 258 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,000 and part of my new job 259 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,120 - entails finding my successor. - Yeah, you gonna get someone in? 260 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,200 We... Well, I've only got one candidate in mind, lad, 261 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:16,240 I'm standing right in front of him. 262 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:17,600 You can fuck off. 263 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,000 Twat! 264 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:26,200 - I wasn't expecting that. - It's a joke! I'm joking with you. 265 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,360 Oh. 266 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,080 - What, like banter? - Banter! 267 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,440 Like work... The lads do it all the time. 268 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,960 - Hey! Oh, yeah! - They're always causing trouble. 269 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,600 Oh, you're a great cunt, you. Aren't ya? 270 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,360 Hey, hey, so I'm giving you the chance to step up. 271 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,360 Richard Woodford - Manager. 272 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:39,920 - Certain ring to it. - Certain... 273 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,840 - Ring to it! - Oh! Hey... 274 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,320 - Brothers from different mothers! - Hey, tell you what, 275 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,920 - look at it. - All that there, but listen, 276 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,760 seriously, listen, I'll let you know after Chrimbo 277 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,400 cos I'm going to have a right think on... That is exciting news. 278 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:50,520 What did you say? 279 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,920 After... Just going to have a think on it after... 280 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,640 And I'll let you know after Chrimbo, cos you know what? 281 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,240 - My mam and dad are very sensitive. - After Chrimbo? 282 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,680 Only because they... they... they... they're sensitive, 283 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,400 I've had a rough few... few months 284 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,640 and they're worried about me. and it's just... it just seems like... 285 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,800 - Your mum and dad? - Yeah. 286 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,360 Like common courtesy just to... mention it to 'em. 287 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:09,400 That they've, you know... 288 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,840 Just OK it with my mam and dad. They'll be fine with it. 289 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,320 They'll be... They'll want me to do it, I'm fuckin' overwhelmed, 290 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,840 I can't believe that shit. 291 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,920 Yeah. Yeah. 292 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,240 You're just, you know... You're a bit less pleased than I hoped for. 293 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:24,080 Oh, Bloody... No, mate, I'm ecstatic! I'm ecs... You're winding me up, you are, 294 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,600 like down there, like, when we were by the computer. 295 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,160 I'm playing hard to get, you're being sad. Eh? 296 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,680 Grin, you great shit! 297 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,720 That were too hard. 298 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,880 Too hard. 299 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,480 That were too hard, that, are you all right? 300 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,360 - Er... yeah? All right. - Yeah? 301 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,480 Shoved you a bit hard then. Sure? 302 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,520 - Yeah. - Didn't mean to. 303 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,040 - No, no. - All right? 304 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,400 No, it's all right, it's all right. 305 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:46,200 - After Chrimbo... I'll, you know... - Just, um... 306 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,880 think hard on it. 307 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,120 I will do! The thinking is killing me. 308 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,120 # The got cars big as bars They got rivers of gold 309 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,880 # But the wind blows right through you It's no place for the old... # 310 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:00,400 Did... did any of youse catch that... that documentary the other week... 311 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,000 about the, um, the achy balls thing? 312 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,760 Oh, it was... it was dead good. It was... 313 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:11,880 It was about this guy who... he had like really... horrible achy balls and... 314 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,960 I mean, he didn't... 315 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:15,440 He didn't really know what was up with him, sort of thing, and... 316 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:21,480 he... he was... He had achy balls. And one of them went... inside.... 317 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,000 of him, do you know, like, 318 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:25,000 you know like when you're cold sometimes and they sort of go a bit hard? 319 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,440 It went inside, even while he was hot, while he was warm... 320 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,440 - He just... - What channel was it on? 321 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:34,800 I think it was 4, think it was Channel 4, yeah. 322 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,680 What day was it on? 323 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,920 Su... Sunday or Saturday, one of them. 324 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,520 - It might have been Saturday. - I watched it. 325 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,240 Right massive... massive, really fat bloke. 326 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:48,000 Really sweaty, fat bloke. 327 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,160 Had problems walking up stairs and that? 328 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,680 Just got himself in a right pickle with anything uphill... 329 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,000 - No need to... - ... called Gadget? 330 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,080 Fuck off, mate. 331 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,640 No, why are you... 332 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,840 - Why are you talking the piss? - What's up with your balls? 333 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,520 - What's happened to 'em? - It's hard this, man. I'm... 334 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,320 I'm living with this fucking nagging, achy balls all the time. 335 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,400 Go to the doctor then, Gadget, you nutcase, man. 336 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,200 You sure you're not just wanking too much? 337 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:08,640 Fuck off, Kel. I don't wank too much. 338 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:09,680 That normally... A problem with your balls like that 339 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,440 achy balls is normally fucking... 340 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,160 - Cancer. - Cancer! 341 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,480 - Yeah. - Big C. 342 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,160 - Fuck off, it's not... - Could be. 343 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,200 I'm too young to have cancer. 344 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,880 - I can't have cancer! - Mate, it happens to young ones, 345 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,400 it's like 14 to 25 or summat, 346 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:23,360 that's the most prone. 347 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,720 It's all right - we'll get you a trip to Disneyland and you can meet Mickey. 348 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,600 Mate, will you... There's no lumps or anything. 349 00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:30,840 - Man, you can have a feel if you want. - No, I'm all right. 350 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,960 - If you think it's cancer, have a feel. - I'm all right, mate. 351 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,640 - Fuck off, Gadge! Get out of my face. - Feel! Come on! 352 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,880 It's not gay if you feel 353 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,920 - through the clothes. - Fuck off, man, seriously. 354 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,400 - You're not actually touching it. - Get your fucking balls out of my fa... 355 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,800 I'll smack your face in, mate. Will you have a feel? 356 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,880 Fuck off, will she have a feel! 357 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,520 Merry Christmas, one and all! 358 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:46,520 Fuck off! Milk? 359 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,360 Don't look at him, people, he will impregnate you. 360 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:51,880 He'll do you with his eyeballs. 361 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,200 You dick. 362 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,360 - Fuck off. - Sorry. 363 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,120 - How is everyone? - All right. 364 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,240 You all look like you've seen a ghost. 365 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,920 - Not seen you in ages, man. - How long's it been? 366 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,920 - A couple of months? - Three or four, 367 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:06,960 more fucking like it. 368 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,080 - Really? - Yeah. 369 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,320 Has anyone seen Woods? 370 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,560 Hardly. He's got a new girlfriend. 371 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:12,920 Yeah, fit as fuck, she is. 372 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,600 Jennifer, ginger Jennifer. 373 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,840 - Posh. Very posh. - Very posh. 374 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,560 Sound. He... He deserves it, man. 375 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,800 I've... I've written to him, but... 376 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,800 I've had no response or a reply. 377 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,360 I don't deserve one, but... You'll get there, Milks. 378 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,960 Youse were like brothers, and... 379 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:32,160 a relationship like that, you can't throw away, can you? 380 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:39,160 Do I get a hug at all? Cos, fuck me, it's a bit frosty in here! 381 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,600 - Good to see you. - Mwah! Looking good, man. 382 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,000 Where's the girls, then? 383 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,200 Try it on 'em all. 384 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,000 - How are you? - Yeah, good. 385 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,840 Good, good. Kel, how are you? Are you... Are you all right? 386 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,040 Here, meet Titch. She's my girlfriend. 387 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,360 - Ey-up, you all right? - Ooh! Hello, Titch. 388 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,760 - This is my wonderful... Ey-up! - How are you? 389 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,720 Less of that, we don't want another black baby on our hands, do we? 390 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,960 So probably around this stage she could be getting some back teeth. 391 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,000 Have you notice her... red cheeks? Drooling? Fists in the mouth? 392 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,840 - Biting down? - No. Her cheeks aren't red. 393 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,040 And, you know, she dribbles and chews on things 394 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,400 - like any other kid. - OK. 395 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,280 Well, that's a good sign, probably, that she is teething. Um... 396 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,320 So what can we do? 397 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:37,280 - Cos I need to crack this today. - OK. 398 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,360 You could probably give her something like Calpol 399 00:19:39,480 --> 00:19:42,800 and that'll get rid of the pain, take her temperature down 400 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,200 and settle her, basically. 401 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,400 So if that works, that's the job, that will put her to sleep at night and... 402 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,640 - you'll have an easier time. - Right. 403 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,480 It can take a couple of days for it to kick in, for it to work, 404 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:55,000 so you could be looking at another few restless nights. 405 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,600 And it can come and go, teething, 406 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,760 so she could be OK for a couple of months and this could start again... 407 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,600 So, really, there is no remedy? 408 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:03,520 It's just par for the course, unfortunately, 409 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,960 and... this is about the age when the back teeth come in, 410 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,680 so that's probably what you're dealing with at the moment 411 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,880 and I know how tough it is. 412 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,600 - Oh, do you? - Yeah. 413 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,680 You got kids, then? 414 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:14,120 - I have. - Yeah. 415 00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,440 - You got a husband? - Yeah. 416 00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,480 Well, lucky you, because I don't. 417 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:23,000 Right? I do this all on my own, so you have fucking no idea what it's like. 418 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,040 Can you sleep when she sleeps during the day? 419 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:27,960 Do you think I don't try? 420 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,760 I'm doing the best I can, all right? 421 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,360 Look... 422 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,320 she's doing great, and you're doing a great job with her. 423 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,520 It looks like you're doing a great job with her. 424 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,280 It's you I'm more worried about. 425 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,840 The last time you were here 426 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,800 you did seem to be re-experiencing postnatal depression... 427 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,440 Oh, God, here we go again. 428 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,440 - Yeah, I remember that. - Yeah. 429 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,640 Some sort of fucking psychiatrist now, are you? 430 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,040 It's my job to look out for you... 431 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,520 No, your job is to look after my daughter, right? 432 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,040 I came here for her, not for me. 433 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,440 - OK, I know how tough it is... - I'm up all night, 434 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,720 I'm on my own and you're trying to make out 435 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,840 like you've a clue what I'm going through. 436 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,240 If you ever want to come back and talk to me, I'm here. 437 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,480 You can leave Lisa with your mum, maybe, and just... 438 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,760 No, I can't! Stop trying to organise my life. 439 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,560 "You can leave Lisa with your mum, you can do this," I'm sure you can. 440 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,440 I'm sure it's lovely for you. And do you know what? 441 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,240 I envy you. 442 00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:23,280 I absolutely envy every little bit of your life 443 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,800 and I don't even fucking know your name. 444 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,560 But I can see that you've got a nice life, 445 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,520 and I can see that you've probably had quite a nice upbringing, 446 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,320 and you've probably got quite a nice husband, 447 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,040 and you've probably got very well-behaved children 448 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,160 that sleep at night. 449 00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:40,760 I can see what you've got and you can see what I've got. 450 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,400 - I know they seem like worlds apart... - Fucking monotone, 451 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,800 that's all I get with you. "I know this, I know..." Do you know what? 452 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,920 I think... I think it's best that I go, 453 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,000 and I'll get some Calpol and we'll leave it there. 454 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:55,800 When you're ready to come back and talk to me I will be here for you, OK? 455 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,280 OK. 456 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,000 Come on, in your chair. 457 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,880 And... action. 458 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,640 Oh, how I wish I was a lass. 459 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,840 I think I see those great clumsy hands spoiling my work. 460 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:19,360 What bloody hands? 461 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,360 - Sorry, sir. - Thank you. 462 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,640 Oh, how I wish I was a lass. 463 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:28,240 I think I see those great clumsy hands spoiling my work. 464 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,240 Not a chance, May.... 465 00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:32,800 Yes? 466 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,240 Don't you remember those two sovereigns you lent me? 467 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,480 You needn't count it, there's ๏ฟฝ20. 468 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:41,880 There'd have been more if you hadn't come so soon. 469 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,680 Bless your heart! 470 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,880 And to think these... these little fingers have been... working so hard for such... 471 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,520 a lusty, big-boned chap like myself! 472 00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:00,520 Do not fear, for I have ๏ฟฝ200 saved up in brass in Portland and Pentonville. 473 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:05,000 ๏ฟฝ200! How small my poor little earnings will look.... 474 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,000 - For the audience, Fay, thank you. - Sorry. 475 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,600 ๏ฟฝ200! 476 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,920 How small my poor little earnings will look! 477 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,440 I was so proud of them, too 478 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:20,360 Well, keep 'em, May... keep 'em to buy your wedding gown. 479 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,320 My wedding gown? 480 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,640 That's if you'll have me. 481 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:30,240 And... that's a wrap. Excellent, excellent, Fay! 482 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,960 Dalton, Moss, your scene's up next. I'm off to the art department 483 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,120 to see how the scenery monkeys are coming on with the set. 484 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,080 - You did dead good. - You were dead good. 485 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,120 He never said owt about me, did he? 486 00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,760 I thought you did really well. 487 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,280 What you doing later? 488 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,920 Nothing. 489 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,840 Do you fancy rehearsals at mine? 490 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,720 Yeah, definitely, yeah. 491 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,520 OK. 492 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,200 Lorraine? 493 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,160 Will you talk to me, please? 494 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:02,880 You've been a bad little girl. Bad girl. 495 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,400 Hi. 496 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,640 'Ey-up! 497 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,240 You all right? 498 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,800 Yeah, yeah. 499 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,560 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. Er... 500 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,480 Are you gonna... open the door? It's freezing. 501 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,000 I've just got out the bath. 502 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:01,600 Come on, Lol. 503 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:06,320 Look, I've... I've got Lisa a teddy and... 504 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,440 I've got you some money as well. 505 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,960 It's just not a good time. 506 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,400 - I... - Are you all right? 507 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,320 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm freezing. I'm gonna have to go. 508 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,680 Just, um... 509 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,960 I'm at me mum's tomorrow - bring it round then. 510 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,480 And you can see Lisa and you can give it her yourself. 511 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,200 - Yeah? - Oh, please, Lol. 512 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,160 I have to go. I'm freezing, Milk. See you in a bit. 513 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:47,040 I cannot bear you should trouble for me, indeed, sir. 514 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,400 Nay, never heed that muck-worm. Come, dry thine eyes. 515 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,520 Thou's too soft for this life o' thine. 516 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,360 - It's a fever, I think, sir. - What you... 517 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,560 - What you doing? - I usen't to mind unkind looks 518 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,400 - and words much once. - Smell, what are you doing? 519 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,320 It doesn't say do that in the script, does it? 520 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,800 Where did that come from? 521 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,440 I like doing the voices. 522 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,920 Yeah, doing the voices, fair enough, 523 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,240 but you don't have to start pulling me hair and hitting me, do you? 524 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,480 Listen, thanks for helping me and that, but... 525 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,240 ... you know, you're just doing it a bit too much. 526 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,560 Look, I've gotta go now - I've gotta go to Fay's. 527 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,640 And I'm gonna be doing it all night, aren't I? 528 00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,080 You know, and I don't wanna over-learn it. 529 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,640 Can you help me out? Which... 530 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,520 which one of these shirts are, you know, posher? 531 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,520 I think you should wear that one - it makes your neck look less small. 532 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,400 I ain't got a small neck. 533 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,240 You would not believe the day that I have had. 534 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:57,360 Honestly! How can an office run out of staples? 535 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,480 - Ohh. - I mean, I said to Janet yesterday, 536 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,240 I said to her, "If you phone them up before four..." 537 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,840 - Janet! - "... they can deliver 'em in t'morning." 538 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,680 Do you know what I mean? But she's not bothered. 539 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,440 She's not phoned 'em up. So then we've come in this morning - no staples. 540 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,320 - No staples. Unbelievable. - I can't get on with owt, you know? 541 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,440 It's like she doesn't listen to me, cos I'm just a secretary. 542 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,480 But I said to her, I said, "Janet, I'm doing as much as PAs are, 543 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,200 "you know, and if this were my business, I-I wouldn't let you run out of things, 544 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:20,960 "simple things like staples." You know what I mean? 545 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,600 Bloody staples and everything, yeah. Fuck's sake! 546 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,520 - Sorry! Sorry. - It's all right. 547 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,520 - Hello, Ritchey-Roo. - Hiya, sweet. Are you all right? 548 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,640 - Yeah, I'm fine. Are you all right? - Yeah. 549 00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,920 - You had a good day? - Knackered, yeah. Bloody falling asleep. 550 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,440 Had a right busy one, yeah. 551 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,000 You not getting out of your work stuff? 552 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,520 Yeah, I were halfway there, 553 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,440 - fell asleep listening to tunes. - Your mum's doing us 554 00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,920 - that special tea tonight. - I know, yeah. 555 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,680 I'm looking forward to that, you know. It'll be good, won't it? 556 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,480 - Yeah. Me too. - Mm. 557 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,000 Got a fit of the community spirits, have you? 558 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,680 Cos you always were such a family person, weren't you? 559 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,520 Must be the time of the year, eh? 560 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,040 Feeling maternal? 561 00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,800 Well, I'm shocked. 562 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,520 I'm stumped. 563 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,200 I'd have thought you were the one person in the world 564 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,040 who'd have been happy to see me banged up. 565 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,520 Oh. It's the best Christmas I've ever had, Dennis. 566 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,160 Best present I've ever had. 567 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:43,400 Ah! Sir Laurence Olivier himself! 568 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,320 Well, David Dean, we're absolutely delighted to meet you. 569 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,800 Fay's told me all about you. 570 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,560 I kneel before you! 571 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,600 And all the rest of it. 572 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,600 Um, my mam's told me to bring some beer, so... 573 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,680 Extremely kind of you. What have we got here? 574 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,440 Oh, I say! Haymer's Best Bitter! 575 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,680 Now, that looks absolutely sensational. 576 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:07,040 Well, we shall participate in these with delight. 577 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,000 Why don't you pop through? 578 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:12,960 We're just about to start our Christmas comestible tray. 579 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,960 One, two, two, two. 580 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,400 Sibilance, sibilance. Are we good? Am I good? 581 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,880 Yes! 582 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,520 - Hello, everybody! - Hello, Trudy. 583 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,400 I said hello, everybody! 584 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,920 Hello, Trudy! 585 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,960 Now, listen... 586 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,440 This hat is only half full. 587 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,000 So, all of you that haven't, make sure you do. 588 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,360 I'm gonna kick off tonight. Are you ready? 589 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,000 Yeah! 590 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:41,440 Oh... 591 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,720 I've got it, I've got it, I've got it! 592 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,040 # I wanna feel your body 593 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,200 # Ahhhh 594 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,720 # Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh 595 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,760 - # Ah-ahhh... # - Go on, Trudes. 596 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,120 # Ahhhh 597 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,920 # Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh 598 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,880 # Ah-ahhh 599 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,360 # Full moon in the city And the night was young 600 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:14,520 # I was hungry for love I was hungry for fun 601 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,760 # I was hunting you down And I was the bait 602 00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,880 # When I saw you there 603 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,680 # I didn't mean to hesitate... # I'm talking to you! 604 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,640 # This is the night, yeah 605 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,480 # This is the night 606 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:33,200 # This is the night We've got to get it right 607 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,440 # Touch me, touch me 608 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,720 # I wanna feel your body... # 609 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:58,320 Right, a Quadra tray of Christmas treats. There we go. 610 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,840 So we have here... we have some mince pies for after, 611 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,760 we have Mrs Dean's sweet trolley, and some savouries. 612 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,560 So why don't you tuck into those, some pretzels and peanuts, 613 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,720 and these are the fruit... Yes, just put that there. 614 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:14,240 So yes, help yourself. And, um... 615 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,640 Yeah, why don't we do one of these? 616 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,920 Here we go. Happy Christmas. 617 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,600 - Happy Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 618 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,960 - Merry Christmas. - Mm, lovely! 619 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:27,640 Mm! Absolutely splendid. 620 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,200 Are these, like, funny grapes? 621 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,440 - Which ones? - Are they not, like, grapes? 622 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,400 Oh, gosh. No, no, no. These are olives. Have you not had an olive before? 623 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,200 Right, OK. Well, let me just demonstrate to you. 624 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,280 These are a... Let me just... 625 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,160 There we go. 626 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:48,560 Excuse me. Do you see that? 627 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:52,600 That's a stone, and it's a dangerous beast, because I remember 628 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,440 shattering a wisdom tooth when I was much younger, when I bit down on this. 629 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,520 - Crack! - Have they got a stone in? 630 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,080 Mm. And if you're not careful... They look delightful, they look very inviting. 631 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,680 But if you sort of throw it in... Crack! 632 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,720 It can be a rather unpleasant surprise, so, um... 633 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,760 Mm, just give it a go. 634 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,600 Yeah? It's good, isn't it? 635 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,840 Nice. Tell you what... 636 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,400 What I'll do for you is take one of these... 637 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,160 Just 'scuse my fingers. 638 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,920 There we are. I'll give you a little in-tray. 639 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,120 One, two, 640 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,960 'scuse fingers, three, 'scuse fingers, 641 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,800 - four, 'scuse fingers, five... - Dad, he can get his own olives. 642 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,320 It's all right, my little darling gosling. Five little Christmas olives. 643 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:36,040 I'm gonna help myself to some pretzels. 644 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,680 These are very nice. Um... 645 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,040 There we go. 646 00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:42,320 So tell me, how did you get into the, um, the world of acting? 647 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,360 Um... 648 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,680 I-I dunno, really. 649 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,520 - The girls! - Ah! The girls, yes. 650 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,720 ... all wrapped up in pretty paper with a big red bow... 651 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,120 - 'Ey-up. - 'Ey-up, Trev! 652 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,840 - Room for a little one? - Yeah, God, come in. 653 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,280 - You all right? - Yeah. 654 00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,440 Ohh! 655 00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,480 God, it's cold! It's baltic. 656 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,160 I'm just watching EastEnders Chrimbo spesh. 657 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,760 - Oh, my God. - It's fucking depressing. 658 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,080 - What a night. - Yeah! 659 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,320 - There you go. - Cheers. 660 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:35,880 So how come you're not at the karaoke? 661 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Oh, fuck that. I'm not singing. 662 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,680 No, I don't blame you. 663 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,640 - It's shit. - Mm! 664 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,400 - Is Kel all right? - Yeah, you know. 665 00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,040 - She'll be pissed by now. - Yep. 666 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:51,120 You all right? 667 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:53,680 Yeah. 668 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:02,120 ... I think I'd prefer to be in my prison rather than yours. 669 00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:04,720 So have you met her yet? 670 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,000 Who? 671 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,160 - Woody's new bird. - No. 672 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,000 Gadget has. 673 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,560 Said she's, er, quite nice and posh. 674 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,800 Oh, God. 675 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,840 Oh, sorry! 676 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,920 She's a... She's a fat pig. 677 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,880 Don't be daft. You don't need to say that. 678 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:25,840 - He deserves to be happy. - Mm. 679 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,120 You've done me, Mum. I can't finish it. I can't believe it! 680 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:36,200 Me too! That was absolutely delicious, Barbara. 681 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,600 - Was it all right? - Out of this world, yeah. 682 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,320 - It were brilliant. - Thank you. 683 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,280 - That was restaurant quality, was that. - Oh, give over! 684 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,720 - It was! - You can stop it an' all! 685 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,000 Ooh! 686 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,080 It's Delia's recipe. I just did what she told me. 687 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,920 Right, um... 688 00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,120 - Just... - Where are you off? 689 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,680 I'm just gonna.... I'd just like to say, er... 690 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,480 - a few words. - Oh, don't! 691 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:03,240 He's not one... He's not one for a fuss, is our Richard, so I'll keep it short. 692 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,680 Er... 693 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,680 - You... - Oooh! 694 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,200 Shit the bed, that were wonderful. 695 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,040 I'm sorry, lad. You're gonna have to hear me out this time. 696 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,280 All right. 697 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:20,440 You have been to hell and back the last 18 months. 698 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,560 You've had a rough time. 699 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,080 But me and your mum have been very worried about... 700 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,600 Are you all right, Dad? 701 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,120 Both me and your mum... 702 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,400 ... thought you might never get over what Lorraine and Michael did to you. 703 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:46,400 But as they say, 704 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,200 every cloud has a silver lining, 705 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,360 and you have found yours 706 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,320 in the wonderful Jennifer. 707 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:58,640 Now, don't get me wrong, son. 708 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,600 We've liked every girl you've bought home. 709 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:06,280 But we've never really loved one until now. 710 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,520 Jennifer... 711 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,000 We thought we may never see our Richard smile again. 712 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,960 You came into his life... 713 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,520 ... and a miracle happened. 714 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,240 He did. 715 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,960 That were really nice, that, Dad. You finished? 716 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,840 - That was it, wasn't it? Cheers. - Cheers. 717 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,280 That were really lovely, that, and I know it weren't easy neither. 718 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:37,520 But thank you. 719 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,360 - You know I love you, don't you, eh? - You're a great lad. 720 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,960 You're a great dad. I'm very lucky. Very lucky 721 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,960 to have such a wonderful family around me, I know that, 722 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,840 and I love youse all, I really mean that. 723 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,280 Oh, are we doing this, are we? 724 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,720 Hands. 725 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:51,120 Eh? Ohh! 726 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,800 That were lovely, that, Pop. Thank you. 727 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,520 ๏ฟฝ20! 728 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,920 How small my poor little earnings will look! 729 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,120 I was so proud of them, too. 730 00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,120 Keep 'em, May, to buy your.... 731 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,240 ... to... 732 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,400 - Wedding gown. - For God's sake! 733 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,920 What if I forget all these lines tomorrow night? 734 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,520 - You won't. - Well, if I'm forgetting 'em now, 735 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,160 I'm not gonna be able to remember on the stage, am I, when I'm dead nervous? 736 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,920 This is our big scene. Just... Just remember, 737 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,800 you're coming back from prison and you're gonna ask me to marry you. 738 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,960 That's what the scene's about. Just think... 739 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,280 "I'm gonna ask her to marry me", and it'll just happen. 740 00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:45,840 - Yeah. - Shall we do it again? 741 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,240 All right. 742 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,280 OK. 743 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,440 ๏ฟฝ20! 744 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:58,440 How small my poor little earnings will look! 745 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,680 I was so proud of them, too. 746 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,320 Well, keep 'em, May. 747 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,800 Keep 'em to buy your wedding gown. 748 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,560 My wedding gown? 749 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,560 That's if you'll have me. 750 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,320 I'm sorry. 751 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,520 I'm really sorry. 752 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,080 It was me as well. 753 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,200 Look, maybe it's just cos of the play. 754 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,520 We've been spending loads of time together. 755 00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:12,720 Fay... 756 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:15,480 I really, really like you. 757 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:18,840 I like you as well. 758 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,520 You've got a girlfriend, Shaun. 759 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,360 Well, what if I didn't have a girlfriend? 760 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,000 I don't know. 761 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,760 # Oooh-ooh, oooh-ooh 762 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,560 # Oooh-ooh... 763 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,520 # Oooh-ooh 764 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,960 # We're no strangers to love 765 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,920 # You know the rules 766 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,360 # And so do I 767 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,520 # A full commitment's what I'm thinking of 768 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,680 # Thinking of 769 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,440 # You wouldn't get this from any other guy 770 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,840 # I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling 771 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,080 # How I'm feeling 772 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,840 # Gotta make you understand 773 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,400 # Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down 774 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:19,320 # Never gonna run around and desert you... # 775 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,480 - Box. - No! 776 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,360 - Television. - Oh, television! 777 00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,960 Three words... 778 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,960 Er... 779 00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,520 Second word. 780 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,040 Hammer. 781 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,960 Screwdriver. 782 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:38,600 - Er, round. - Round? 783 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,840 Oh! 784 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,160 Sounds like... 785 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:47,360 - Six! - Sounds like "six". 786 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,360 - Six, OK. Um, mix? - Hammer. 787 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,280 - Fix! - Yes! 788 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,800 What the hell's going on in here? 789 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,560 Where are you going? 790 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,160 Getting fired out of a cannon! 791 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,040 Eh?! 792 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,680 - What's going on, son? - I've gotta go t'work, Dad. 793 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,320 I've gotta... 794 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,400 No, just seriously... I've... 795 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,080 Squires has asked me to do a fax. 796 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,960 It's gotta be in tonight. I've... 797 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,160 - Don't go on about it. - I've just put the bolt on, son. 798 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,640 I know the bolt's on, Dad. I'll just take the bloody bolt off. But I've gotta do it. 799 00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,640 I've got a big job here, he's given me this position... 800 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,760 No, no, no, can you just stay for this one? I've got a really good one! 801 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,960 Just sit down and stay for this one. 802 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,080 Piggin' hell! I'm not sitting down, I'm rushing. Have you got any words right? 803 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,280 - Yeah! - Yes. We've got the second work. Fix. 804 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,320 Er, fix? 805 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,640 Er... 806 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,360 Er, Jim'll fix it? 807 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,440 Is it? 808 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,760 Is it Jim'll... It is Jim... I'll see you in a bit. 809 00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,440 Brilliant! 810 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,360 # After laughter 811 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:45,920 # Comes tears 812 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,000 # - After - After 813 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,120 # - Laughter - Your laughter 814 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:55,360 # - Comes tears - There'll be tears 815 00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:01,760 # - Oooh - When you're in love 816 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,520 # You're happy 817 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,880 # Oh, and... 818 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:11,640 # - Oooh - When you're in an arm 819 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:15,760 # You gaze 820 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,640 # After laughter 821 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:25,640 # - This doesn't last always - Comes tears 822 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,720 # - After - After 823 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,160 # - Laughter - Your laughter 824 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:37,680 # - Comes tears - There'll be tears... # 825 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,360 # My friends all say... # 826 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,600 I've got a four. 827 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,440 I can see your cards. 828 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:43,720 Well, don't look, then! 829 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,000 I'd put your ace down, if I was you. 830 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,560 - Oh, really? - Yeah! 831 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,200 I'm just saying. 832 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,120 Oh, my God! 833 00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,680 There's so much shit. 834 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,960 Yeah, but I'm gripped... 835 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,800 - for all the wrong reasons. - It's one of those things, innit? 836 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,960 Are you putting an ace on a four? Are you joking me? 837 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,240 When you've got a four, a six and a queen... 838 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,720 - After laughter - After your laughter 839 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:16,080 # - Comes tears - Oh, oh 840 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,640 # Ohh 841 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,120 # Ooooh 842 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:23,120 # I'll try to hide 843 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:27,640 # Hide my sorrow 844 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,400 # - Oooh - I wonder, can I hold them 845 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:37,800 # Till tomorrow? 846 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:44,120 # - After laughter - Maybe I'll hold them 847 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:47,280 # - Comes tears - For a year 848 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,320 # But they keep saying 849 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,960 # - After - After 850 00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,680 # - Laughter - Your laughter 851 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,560 # - Comes tears - Now you will see those wet little tears 852 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,960 # - After - After 853 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,760 # - Laughter - Your laughter 854 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,800 # - Comes tears - A little bitty tear 855 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,920 # Will climb into your eye 856 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,360 # - After - After 857 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,080 # - Laughter - Your laughter 858 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,560 # - Comes tears - Oh, oh 859 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,240 # Ohh... # 860 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,640 Arsehole. 861 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,120 Fuck's sake. 862 00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,360 So I'll, er... see you tomorrow, yeah? 863 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,640 Yeah. See you tomorrow. 864 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,320 Break a leg, or whatever it is they say. 865 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,240 - See you. - Bye. 866 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:37,880 Sweet dreams. 867 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,280 Ohh... 868 00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:10,200 Oh. 869 00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,760 You've been a bad girl. 870 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,120 You've been a bad girl. 871 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,720 You've been a bad girl. 872 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,880 This isn't real. 873 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,640 This isn't happening. 874 00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,720 Bad girl. 875 00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:01,040 It'll be OK. 66319

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