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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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I'm talking with the chief lasagna
farmer here, Nunzio Cappelletti.
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My worthless, dishonest cousin Nunzio!
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We're going to Italy.
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[Jon]
This is where Nunzio used to work?
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Here is the address.
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It must be
where the lasagna tree is!
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Bring me the tree!
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Mama Meany's men are following you!
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They are?
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It's the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
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Nunzio!
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Mama!
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Mama, why are you living here
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with this worthless,
dishonest cousin of mine?
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Oh, Nunzio was like that
but he's changed.
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He's a good boy now.
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Maybe he's reformed.
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Human beings do change, Vito.
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Human beings do.
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But not him.
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Uh... Maybe we should go
into the house to discuss this.
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[cheerful music]
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I'm gonna do another live broadcast
to the entire world,
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telling them about the lasagna tree
and you, Garfield.
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You're going to be on it.
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[puzzled muttering]
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Why does he want me on his show?
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Do the words "World's Foremost Authority
on Lasagna" mean anything to you?
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There is it, Louie.
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Fly us back to Mama Meany's
plant and let's pick up a truck.
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We're gonna steal it,
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and Mama's scientists
will find a way to clone it,
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and Mama Meany can put
every other Italian restaurant...
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-Shut up, Louie.
-I'm shutting up.
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This is my robotic cameraman.
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He's my entire crew
when I do my broadcasts.
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He beams my splendid face to millions
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of TV sets and smartphones
and not-so-smartphones.
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I just press "Transmit"
on my little remote here.
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[whimsical music]
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Transmission to satellite started.
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That's right. Frame a shot
that makes me look gorgeous.
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Oh, wait.
I need my little microphone.
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Okay, tell me when we're on the air.
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Transmission has already commenced.
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What does that mean?
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You're on.
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Oh. I'm on.
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I'm on?
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Hello, food fanciers.
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This is your old pal Eddie Gourmand
coming to you live...
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from I-Can't-Tell-You-Where...
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with more about the incredible...
wait for it...
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lasagna tree!
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Hurry it up.
The tree's getting stale.
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We're speaking with the noted
lasagna expert, Garfield Cat.
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Garfield, you've had a chance to taste
the lasagna that grows on the tree.
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Give my viewers
your unbiased opinion.
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Is this the best lasagna
you've ever had?
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There you have it,
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direct from Garfield's mouth which,
incidentally,
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has had a lot of lasagna
passed through. A lot.
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It is the best.
Take it from me.
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♪ My name is Eddie Gourmand
I'm a star to be precise ♪
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♪ People are very fond
of my masterful advice ♪
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♪ I'm so wise
I advise ♪
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♪ Ev'ry king and far beyond ♪
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♪ Just do what I say
It's the only way ♪
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♪ Heed my words and do not delay ♪
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♪ Just do what I say
In your work or play ♪
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♪ I'm a genius and a fine gourmet ♪
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♪ Folks say, "Eddie Gourmand,
we have put our trust in you" ♪
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♪ They know that I'll respond
with exactly what to do ♪
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♪ In a fix
I do tricks ♪
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♪ Like I have a magic wand ♪
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♪ Just do what I say
What my words convey ♪
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♪ If you don't, you'll be led astray ♪
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♪ Just do what I say
Better start today ♪
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♪ I'm a genius and a fine gourmet ♪
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♪ If life's in disarray
If things are bleak and gray ♪
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♪ Rise up above the fray ♪
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♪ Listen and then obey ♪
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♪ Just do as I say ♪
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♪ I'm a genius and a fine gourmet ♪
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I'll be right back after this commercial.
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Blanche, tell the advertising department
not to let Eddie sing ever again.
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That includes at home
in the shower.
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Yes, Mama.
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And tell Gruber and Louie
I want that lasagna tree now!
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Yes, Mama.
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I believe they're working
on it now.
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There it is, Odie.
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Isn't it the most amazing thing
you've ever seen?
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[eerie music]
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Yummy, yummy, yummy!
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Odie!
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We should combine my two favorite
things in the world:
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food and sleep.
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[muttering]
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Yes.
Let's sleep in the lasagna tree.
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[cheerful music]
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Shhh.
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I know how to be quiet, Gruber.
My mommy taught me how to be quiet.
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She said, "Son, you need to be quiet"
and I knew she meant...
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-[whispering] Shut up, Louie!
-I'm shutting up.
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[groaning]
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Come on, boy.
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I know dogs don't usually
climb trees but you can do it.
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Nice work, Odie.
We'll nap until it's lunchtime.
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We'll eat parts of the tree.
And then we'll nap in it some more.
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[yawning]
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I may never want to leave here.
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[snoring]
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[intriguing music]
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[snoring]
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[intriguing music continues]
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[Nunzio] Vito...
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Why can't you believe I've changed?
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Because I haven't seen you do
anything for anyone but yourself.
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Ever.
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Calm down, boys.
I love both of you.
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Vito, I taught you to be a fine chef
and you became one.
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I am so proud of you.
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And Nunzio, if not for you,
we would not have the lasagna tree
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and all the wonderful attention
it will give to my cooking.
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Nunzio is responsible
for the lasagna tree?
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[suspenseful music]
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[screaming]
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Shhh.
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[Garfield snoring]
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-[soft music]
-[snoring]
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[intriguing music]
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[Garfield] Wherever we're going,
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can we swing by a drive-through
for burgers?
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[honking]
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[suspenseful music]
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You know, the lasagna that grows
on this tree is really terrific.
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Yeah. Hey, Mama, how come you don't
try and sell good food like this
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in your restaurants?
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[growling]
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-[groaning]
-I'm shutting up.
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It is good. Too good.
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Since Eddie Gourmand started
broadcasting about it,
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word has spread throughout
the world of Italian cooking.
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I'll have waffles
and more waffles for breakfast.
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[Odie muttering]
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What? Where are we?
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Everyone wants the secret
of this great lasagna.
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And if they get it, my worldwide
restaurant empire is in deep trouble.
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Call my scientists.
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Tell them to analyze this tree
and figure out its secret.
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Quiet, Odie.
If they find us,
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they'll be planting us
in the ground instead of this tree.
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I can't believe it!
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Someone just came here
while we were inside,
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dug it up and took it.
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We must get it back!
Call the police!
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Let them take it.
We can just make another one.
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Won't it take months, even years
to grow another lasagna tree?
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We didn't grow this one.
I made it.
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[intriguing music]
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Come on! You didn't really believe
lasagna grows on trees, did you?
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-Oh, no. Not me. Not for a second.
-I knew lasagna doesn't grow on trees.
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I just took the lasagnas
your mama made, Vito,
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and stapled them onto
one of the trees here.
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Then I called Eddie Gourmand
and let him in on it.
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You haven't changed one bit, Nunzio.
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It's all a trick!
Another one of your crooked schemes.
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No, it's a hoax.
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To get attention for Mama's
great lasagna recipe.
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We've had thousands of people
call and email!
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They all want the recipe.
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And it's so wonderful.
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When Eddie gives it out on his show,
everyone will pay attention.
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You're just going to give
the recipe away?
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Why not? Then everyone can
make wonderful lasagna.
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It's just Mama's way to making
the world a little bit better.
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Maybe...
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maybe I had you wrong, Nunzio.
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So what I want to know is...
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where is the lasagna tree now?
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[intriguing music]
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[scientist] The lasagna does not seem
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to be organic to the tree, doctor.
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No doctor. These lasagnas
didn't grow on these branches.
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They appear to be stapled on.
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Can you make out
what they're saying?
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[muttering]
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Me neither.
But we've got to get out of here
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and rescue the lasagna tree.
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Then you concur with my conclusion
that the alleged lasagna tree is a fake?
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Yes I do, doctor.
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You should go
tell Mama Meany that.
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No, you should go tell him.
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No, you should go tell him.
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-No, you should go.
-No, you should.
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[groaning with the effort]
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We're in some sort of factory
where Mama Meany
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makes his lousy Italian food.
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Keep pushing, Odie.
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-No, you should go tell him.
-No, you should go tell him.
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No, you should go.
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[intriguing music]
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No, we can't just leave it here.
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Abandon the lasagna tree? Never.
We can't let it get away from us.
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[dramatic music]
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-It's getting away from us!
-[howling]
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[dramatic music continues]
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No, you should go tell him.
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No, you should go tell him.
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What if we both go tell him?
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-No, you should go tell him.
-No, you should go tell him.
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[in unison] It's gone!
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There's no sign of it.
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Go tell Mama Meany
the lasagna tree has been stolen.
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No, you should go tell him.
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[lively music]
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-Okay, now what do we do?
-[muttering]
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I don't know, either.
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Let's see what those scientists
have come up with.
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Hey...
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isn't that the lasagna tree
coming this way?
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[Garfield screaming]
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[screaming]
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Sorry, I don't know
how to steer a lasagna tree!
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[screaming]
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There... that'll keep them out.
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Unfortunately,
it will also keep us in.
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[upbeat music]
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