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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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So, Jon's been fired as sheriff,
which means
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that Deputies Garfield and Odie
have been fired too.
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Doc Whipple, you can boo him later,
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has the map to Glitter Gulch,
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an entire canyon of gold, they say.
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Can anyone stop this snake from
becoming the richest man in the world?
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If someone's going to,
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they'd better soon,
'cause this is the last chapter.
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If you'd just let me talk to him
about being in the movie...
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I'm sorry. He's on the phone
to the head of the studio...
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Not to worry, sir. I've just made
an addition to the cast...
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The biggest,
most wonderful star in the world.
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Can you guess who it is?
Nope, not him.
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Nope, not him either. One more guess.
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Wrong again. It's me!
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[muffled laughter from phone]
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-[Nermal groaning]
-[laughter continues]
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-[laughter continues]
-I can wait.
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-[laughter continues]
-Laugh all you want. Doesn't bother me.
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-[laughter continues]
-Here.
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Hang this up when he stops laughing
or gets replaced.
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Whichever occurs first.
I'll slate the scene.
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Scene whatever number this is. Take one.
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OK. I've gotta get into costume.
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[western music]
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Come the next morning,
Doc Whipple was ready.
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They had the map now
to give them directions.
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This was the day
they would go for the gold.
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Why do we need the extra wagons?
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Because we're going to bring back
a lot of gold.
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[horses neighing]
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What are those men up to?
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-[Odie muttering]
-I'm going out to look for a job, guys.
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We'll see if there are openings
for a guy who was sheriff
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for half of yesterday.
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Doc Whipple is up to something
and it reminds me of Jon's cooking.
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-It really smells.
-[doorbell ringing]
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[Odie whining]
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[gasping] You?
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May I come in?
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Why aren't you with Doc Whipple?
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That's right.
I figured out you were working for him.
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Not anymore.
When I did, I overheard his entire plan.
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I need to tell you about it.
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Hmm.
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[door slamming]
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When I saw what he did
to poor Sheriff Jon,
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I just had to tell you. It was all a plot
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to get his hands
on that map to Glitter Gulch.
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Jon needs to know this.
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-[Odie barking]
-[Garfield grunting]
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[Garfield moaning]
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[ominous music]
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Those three guys?
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They're the Mustache Mob without their
mustaches? If I could expose this plan,
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I could capture them, too.
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The only trouble is
we don't know where Glitter Gulch is.
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-[Odie yipping]
-I do.
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Rufus! How could you know where it is?
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On account of I'm the guy who found it
57 years ago.
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Rufus, this is very important.
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-Can you lead us to Glitter Gulch?
-Why, sure.
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But I won't go in.
The place is just lousy with lizards.
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And I just hate lizards.
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Huh?
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[giggling]
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I'll get my gear and we'll go. [thudding]
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[giggling]
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Nermal! What are you doing here?
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You're supposed to be
over there directing.
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When Jon was singing about how he wanted
to be a cowboy...
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I got to thinking about how I always
wanted to be a movie star. So...
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Can you ride a horse?
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No. But we're not going to ride horses.
[whistling]
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We'll go to Glitter Gulch in luxury.
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Nermal, there were no stretch
limousines in the old west.
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So? There were no zombies, ninjas
or talking cats, either.
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-[Odie muttering]
-Well, you've got a point.
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[western music]
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[rat] Out on the desert,
Doc Whipple was busy
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reading directions
he found on the map.
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It says here we look for a lake
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and make a U-turn...
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[western music continues]
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While in the limo,
a meal was catered.
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Our heroes travelled in luxury's lap.
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[Garfield] The box lunches
were a nice touch, Nermal.
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Hey, don't thank me.
The studio's paying for all this.
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A half mile ahead,
turn left at the big rock.
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[groaning]
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And remember!
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When we get there,
I'm waitin' outside in the car.
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There's too many lizards in there.
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I don't think Doc Whipple's
going to let a few lizards
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keep him from billions of dollars
worth of gold.
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[rat] Soon, Doctor Whipple
was near to the finish.
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Soon they'd arrived
where the map said to go.
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Was there a valley
of gold past the mountains?
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That was the thing
they all wanted to know.
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Let's see, the map says to squeeze
through that opening.
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[laughing]
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If I could just get through here.
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[groaning]
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[groaning]
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[Dr. Whipple] It's true, it's true!
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Gold everywhere,
just like the legend said.
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Gold everywhere and it's all mine!
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[Jon] Well, maybe not.
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They won't let you keep
that gold in prison.
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No one's going to arrest us.
[laughing]
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Remember, he's the sheriff now.
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And we're his deputies.
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Once the Mayor finds out
they're the Mustache Mob
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and they've been doing all those
robberies and that they work for you...
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The mayor will find someone
to arrest you.
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[Odie barking]
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Badges or no badges...
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We don't need no stinkin' badges!
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-We're taking you in.
-No, you're not.
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-Men?
-[ominous music]
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-[gasping]
-Are those things loaded?
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Looks that way. We should have figured
they'd be packing custard.
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You're not coming
between me and all this gold.
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[gasping]
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-[roaring]
-What's that?
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I can't believe it.
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[all] Dinosaurs!
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Oh. So that's what he meant by lizards.
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[screaming]
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This is awesome!
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This is just what
my western movie needed.
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Dinosaurs! Why didn't I think of--
[screaming]
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-[roaring]
-[screaming]
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Huh? [gasping]
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[roaring]
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I may regret this but...
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-[screaming]
-[thundering footsteps]
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[suspenseful music]
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Nermal! Didn't you know there were
going to be dinosaurs in your movie?
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[roaring]
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Well, uh, I...
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I thought you wrote this movie.
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[roaring]
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I paid someone else to write it for me!
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A guy who writes
cheap science-fiction movies!
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[screaming]
I gave him three hundred dollars!
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[roaring]
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Forget about the gold, Whipple!
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Yeah! Let's just get outta here!
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Forget about the gold? Never!
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-[gasping]
-[roaring]
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-[roaring]
-[screaming]
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[grunting and screaming]
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[roaring]
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-[screaming]
-[roaring]
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[screaming]
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-[screaming]
-[roaring]
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[roaring]
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-[gasping]
-[roaring]
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-[moaning in terror]
-[thundering footsteps]
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Hey!
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[moaning in terror]
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[screaming]
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[ominous music]
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[screaming]
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-[Odie yipping]
-[roaring]
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[grunting]
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[roaring]
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[ominous music]
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Help!
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[groaning] I can't fit through!
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[moaning in terror]
[roaring]
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You'll have to drop the nuggets!
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[grunting and moaning in terror]
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[roaring]
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All right!
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All right!
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[snarling]
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See? That's why I don't like lizards.
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That's the last time I pay
three hundred dollars for a screenplay.
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[Luke] After that,
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we give up.
-Yeah, we'd like to surrender, Sheriff.
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I'm not the sheriff.
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You will be. Again.
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[giggling]
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I think we'll be back
in the deputy business.
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[barking happily]
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[western music]
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So the big lizards
remained in their canyon.
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They just remained there
and guarded the gold.
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None of the folks there
would speak of what happened.
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There are some stories
that shouldn't be told.
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Old Doc Whipple
and his three assistants
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would have to serve out
a decade or two.
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Jon got his job back
and got to be sheriff.
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Maybe his dreams
would now finally come true.
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Nice singing there, partner.
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Thank you very much.
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We'll see you on the CD
of the soundtrack.
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Well, it looks like you two
got to be friends.
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Why shouldn't we be?
We have something in common.
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We both admire you very much.
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And we agree you two will make
a wonderful couple.
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So, what do you think, boss?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Straight to DVD, huh?
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Oh, well. We'll kill overseas.
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What?
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What's he saying?
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He thinks it still needs a bigger finish.
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Bigger than dinosaurs?
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Whatever you say, boss.
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You know, the one thing left that would
make me happy, Garfield,
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would be for you to eat healthier.
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Will you do that for me?
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Yes. From now on,
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I will subsist on small portions
of tofu and trail mix.
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Remember: This is a movie.
I didn't promise that in real life.
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Which reminds me.
Is this movie about over?
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Not yet. The studio thinks
it needs a bigger finish.
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Could I have my zombie, please?
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-[zombie groaning]
-Great! And my ninjas? Ninjas, you're on!
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[ninjas shouting]
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And Sloth People!
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Sloth People to the set!
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And me! I want to be in it, too!
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-And don't forget me!
-Let's have the dinosaurs take a bow.
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-[screaming]
-[roaring]
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You know, there are times
when I really love show business.
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This is not one of those times.
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♪ Everyone's happy,
at least it would seem ♪
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♪ Jon's back as sheriff
just like in his dream ♪
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♪ Things will be peaceful here
day after day ♪
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♪ Now that Doc Whipple
has been locked away ♪
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♪ So has the secret
of Glitter Gulch gold ♪
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♪ It may not ever be told ♪
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Looks like we have a happy ending
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for everyone except the bad guys.
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Cool.
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[western music]
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[Miss Kitty Litter] ♪ Meow ♪
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♪ Arlene and Garfield are happy,
I can tell ♪
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♪ Especially if she can make lasagna
real well ♪
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[all] ♪ Let us all celebrate
their western-type romance ♪
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♪ This would be a good time
to do our cowboy dance ♪
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[cheering]
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[screaming]
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[joyful western music]
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[zombie groaning]
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