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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[rat] Garfield is the deputy
of this town,
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but the thoroughly rotten Doc Whipple
is out to get him and sheriff Jon fired.
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Whipple hired the lovely Miss
Kitty Litter to help him reach his gold
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and now another Whipple employee,
Big Bad Bruno,
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has challenged Garfield to a contest
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to see which of them
is the fastest eater in the west.
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Please folks, no wagering.
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[Nermal] Don't call us. We'll call you.
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[grumbling]
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[ringtone]
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Phone call for you, Mr. Director.
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I don't have time. We're about to film
the big eating contest.
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It's the head of the studio.
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[screaming]
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Hi, boss.
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[all gasping]
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It's going great down here on the set.
This is going to be the best movie--
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Oh, you have?
Oh, you don't?
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-[angry voice muffled]
-Oh!
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-You're right. It needs something.
-[sighing]
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I'll work on it. Bye.
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[thudding]
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They don't like what they've seen?
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They think it needs something
and they're right.
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Zombies?
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I'm still trying to find a place
to use my zombie and my ninjas.
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I paid a lot of money for those ninjas.
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[groaning]
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All right, people
and whatever else you are!
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This is scene 33, Garfield
and Big Bad Bruno's eating showdown.
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Lights! Camera! Pasta!
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[growling]
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Very well! This is a contest to determine
who's the faster eater in all the west!
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We all know who's going to win!
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It's going to be Deputy Garfield!
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[cheering]
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Rufus, Rufus, quiet.
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Now, remember the rules.
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The loser has to move back east
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and live on nothing but raisins
for the rest of his life!
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[all gasping]
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[growling]
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[whistling]
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[soft western music]
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On your mark...
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get set... eat!
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[cheering]
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[western music]
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For the next hour, lasagna was eaten.
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Two men competing for honor bestowed.
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One of them would be
the west's fastest eater.
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That was of course if he didn't explode.
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Yeah!
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I could take either one of them
with half my mouth tied behind my back.
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Looks like Bruno's starting to weaken...
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[all cheering]
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[moaning]
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[groaning]
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The winner and still fastest eater
in the west: Deputy Garfield!
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[cheering]
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[Miss Kitty Litter] Garfield, you won!
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You ate six hundred
and twenty-seven lasagnas!
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Is there
anything you want to say?
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Yes.
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Hey, Bruno!
Are you going to finish that?
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[growling]
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[screaming]
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[all screaming]
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[lively western music]
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Please, please!
No brawling in my ristorante!
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Tell him. He's the one brawling!
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When I get my hands on you...
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[screaming]
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[western music continues]
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How about if we have
a nice, peaceful discussion?
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[growling]
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[Garfield screaming]
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Now, look what you've done.
Seven years bad luck.
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Please, please! My poor pizzeria!
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What?
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[intriguing music]
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[suspenseful music]
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[growling]
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[suspenseful music continues]
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Hey!
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Where are you?
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Who turned out the lights?
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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[victorious music]
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[barking happily]
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You're my hero, Deputy!
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[cheering]
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[screaming]
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Garfield, I have a little gift for you.
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Just to show my appreciation
for all that you fine lawmen do.
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It's in my dressing room.
Come on back in a few minutes.
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[giggling]
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[soft music]
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-Uh...
-[Odie muttering]
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Excuse me.
Could I tell you why we need
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to get rid of Sheriff Jon
and his deputies?
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Get rid of them? Why, that Deputy
Garfield's the greatest hero I ever seen.
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Give that fella a raise, I say.
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Having any luck?
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None. The town loves Deputy Garfield.
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Then we'll have to find some other way
to get rid of them.
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Zeke, Luke...
You sure all this is worth it?
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What? Sure it is.
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Doc Whipple, he'll pay us real good
once he finds his way to Glitter Gulch.
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"Glitter Gulch?"
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Someone's fixin' to find the way
to Glitter Gulch? Ha!
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You see those three clowns
that just went by?
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They think they're going to find
Glitter Gulch.
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"Glitter Gulch?" The canyon
where there's gold lying all around?
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[laughing]
That's just a myth.
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No, it ain't!
Glitter Gulch is a real place
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and I oughta know on account of
I'm the guy who found it.
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Fifty-seven years ago, I did!
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And if they ever do find it, boy,
are they in for a shock.
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All them lizards...
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"Lizards?" There's nothing in my copy
of the script about lizards.
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The actors are ad-libbing again.
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They keep not following my script.
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Hey! Hey! Hey! I was up until
4:30 in the morning writing this!
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Read the lines!
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What's the next scene?
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Garfield goes to the dressing room
of Miss Kitty Litter.
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And then comes
the big runaway stagecoach scene.
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That's good.
But we're still missing something...
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[chatting happily]
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Honey, you're wasting your time
cozying up to Deputy Garfield.
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He's sweet on
Miss Arlene, that schoolteacher.
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He can't like everything about her.
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Well, I hear he's not wild
about her cooking.
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She cooks healthy and...
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You saw out there how he eats.
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Good luck with him.
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Miss Kitty Litter?
You asked me to come back here.
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Yes.
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[soft music]
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All this mess.
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This is what I get for being
in a spaghetti western.
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Excuse me. Some people outside
told me Deputy Garfield was here.
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I have his post-lunch
midday snack for him.
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It's a health food sandwich with
vegetables pretending to be meat.
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If you're looking for the deputy,
I think he's back in the dressing room.
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Thank you.
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[barking]
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-[suspenseful music]
-Oh-oh.
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Uh... You said you had a gift for me?
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Yes. You've inspired me so much
with your great heroism
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that I wrote a song for you.
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A song? Oh. I was hoping for food.
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Then you will love my song...
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[voluptuous music]
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♪ Ever since my eyes first found you ♪
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♪ A moment I will not forget ♪
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♪ I wanted to spend my time around you ♪
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♪ And be your very special pet ♪
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[screaming]
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♪ But you
Have given me a clue ♪
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♪ And to win your heart over
I know just what to do ♪
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♪ I'll cook you marinara
I'll cook you Bolognese ♪
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♪ From here to the Sahara
No one's better at these ♪
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♪ I'll make you fettuccine ♪
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♪ I'll make you pizza pie ♪
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♪ I'll be your magic genie ♪
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♪ If you'll be my guy ♪
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Now, could we talk about a little old
safe in the sheriff's office?
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There's something in there I'd like to...
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[Arlene] Is Deputy Garfield in here?
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I have his...
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Sorry to intrude.
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[crying]
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Arlene, wait! It's not what you think.
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Let her go.
She has healthy food for you.
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I have cannelloni.
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Tell Deputy Garfield
I never want to see him again.
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-[Odie whimpering]
-[Vito whimpering]
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I'm going to get on the stagecoach
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and move to another sleepy
little western town!
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[sobbing]
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[intriguing music]
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[sigh]
No mustache.
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That Mustache Mob must be
miles away from here by now.
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[groaning]
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[suspenseful music]
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[thudding]
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Miss Arlene! Miss Arlene, wait!
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[Odie muttering]
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The stagecoach?
To move to another town?
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I've got to get on that stagecoach.
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[barking]
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[cackling] Deputy Garfield
just went to get on the stagecoach!
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The stagecoach? That would be
a perfect way to get rid of him.
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I know a shortcut to get there
before he does!
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Men! Mustaches on!
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[cackling]
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[suspenseful music]
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[growling]
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Hop on board, little lady.
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Looks like you'll be my only passenger.
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We'll be leaving in about a minute.
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Thank you.
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[suspenseful music continues]
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Now, we just sabotage the stagecoach
and no more Deputy Garfield.
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How do you sabotage a stagecoach?
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I know. I used to work on one.
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These horses are trained to go wildly
out of control if you make this sound.
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[creaking]
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[neighing]
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[screaming]
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[action music]
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Hey, wait!
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I'm supposed to be driving that rig!
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Now, see what you gone and done,
you idiot.
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Yeah! The Deputy ain't even aboard yet.
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Well, sorry!
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[action music continues]
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[screaming]
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Help, Garfield!
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Awesome!
I wrote this.
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[panting]
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We're too late! The stagecoach has left.
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[Odie yapping]
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[suspenseful music]
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[Nermal] Cut! What an exciting moment!
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Let's cut here and take five!
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[sighing]
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Now?
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[upbeat music]
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