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-[snoring]
-[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[western music]
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[growling]
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[growling]
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[gasping]
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[groaning]
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[grunting]
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[gasping]
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[sighing]
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[cheering]
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You got me!
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Hold it! Stop! Cut!
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-Pies?
-Huh?
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This is a western movie
and they're throwing pies?
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Hey, I'm just the stage manager.
The director wanted pies.
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So we got pies.
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Who's directing this thing?
I demand to speak with him this instant.
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Director's coming to the stage.
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-[Odie muttering]
-Whoever heard of a western with pies?
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Besides, pies aren't for throwing.
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-Hey!
-Oh, hi, Nermal. Pies are for eating.
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-Huh?
-Where's this director?
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-I'm your--
-Here I am making my first western,
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and they probably got some kid
out of film school...
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-[Odie whining]
-Someone who has no experience.
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Well actually, Garfield, I'm your--
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I can't work like this.
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Where is that director?
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We've set up the next shot.
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-Any time you're ready.
-[Garfield gasping]
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[Nermal giggling]
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-You? You're the director?
-Guess so.
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-[Odie whining]
-We quit.
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Wait, wait! Don't you even want to hear
my fresh, new concept for this movie?
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Does it involve the star
mailing his director to Abu Dhabi?
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I've been thinking.
Westerns are kind of old-fashioned.
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That may be because they take place
in the past, Nermal.
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[Odie giggling]
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Exactly. So I've decided to add in
things that today's audiences want!
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Like zombies!
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Where's my zombie?
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[Odie whining]
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Zombie to the set, please!
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And ninja warriors! Where are my ninjas?
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Ninjas, please!
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[suspenseful music]
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Aren't they great?
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You wouldn't believe how many ninjas
I had to audition to find these.
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Nermal...
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And making a deal? Do you know how hard
it is to negotiate with ninja warriors?
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Their agent is a Samurai! They're worth
it! These guys are utterly fearless!
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-[zombie groaning]
-[screaming]
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Okay, so they're afraid of zombies,
but hey, who isn't?
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-Garfield...
-Huh?
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If you and Odie will be
in my movie, I won't annoy you for...
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Twelve weeks.
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Eight weeks including reruns.
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[giggling]
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Well. We got to go get into wardrobe.
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-[Odie yipping]
-Excuse me.
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Do I have any actual dialogue
in this film
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or do I just go about...
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[groaning]
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Like that?
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Hey, listen, kid, if you don't like it,
industry's full of unemployed zombies.
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-Is my rat with a guitar here yet?
-Uh-huh.
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Tuned up and ready to rock.
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Okay, people!
And those of you who aren't people!
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Let's take it from the top!
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"Legend of Glitter Gulch,"
scene one, take one.
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We have speed and... action!
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[western music]
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Get yourself comfy as I tell a story
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about a city in total despair.
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It was a town with a pretty bad sheriff
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utterly clueless to crime everywhere.
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Hey, you! Don't litter!
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-[crashing]
-Help! The Mustache Mob robbed the bank!
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Help! The Mustache Mob
just robbed the jewelry store!
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[spitting]
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No chewing gum on the street!
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[gasping]
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[growling]
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Help! The Mustache Mob just robbed
the soft frozen yogurt shop!
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You have to listen to me!
I'm the sheriff!
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I have a badge and everything!
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Boy... If I were the sheriff,
I'd stop all this crime and lawlessness.
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So the town is gripped in a crime spree.
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Big fat hairy deal. It doesn't bother me.
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Help! The Mustache Mob!
They just robbed my pizzeria!
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[gasping] All right!
Now they've gone too far!
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[western music]
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[rat] All through the city,
the people were angry.
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Someone, they said,
had to capture that mob.
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They told the mayor
to get a new lawman.
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He told the old one to find a new job.
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[sobbing] Oh please, Mr. Mayor!
Don't fire me!
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I love being sheriff!
I love wearing my little sheriff suit.
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Please, please. Give me another chance.
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We gave you another chance.
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Then give me another another chance.
Oh, please, please. [sobbing]
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Do your duty, Mayor. The Mustache Mob
has now robbed eight banks,
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three jewelry stores and that place on
the corner that sells soft frozen yogurt.
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Hmm. I don't believe they've robbed any
of your businesses yet, Doc Whipple.
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They will. [laughing]
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I'm the richest man in town.
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It's just a matter of time.
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Psst!
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You guys have an entrance coming up.
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Mmm. And it's about time.
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[grunting]
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Sorry, sheriff Gourmand. You're fired.
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[sobbing] I don't want to be!
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I've got just the men to replace him!
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A new sheriff and two deputies!
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-Clyde!
-[fanfare]
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This is Clyde. He and his men
will make fine law enforcers.
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I'm sure they would,
but I've already hired someone else.
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Arbuckle!
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Huh?
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Howdy there, Mr. Mayor, sir.
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I sure am proud
you picked me to be sheriff.
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I'll catch them good-for-nothin'
Mustache Mobsters.
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[laughing]
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[sobbing] I don't want to be fired!
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Let me introduce you to my deputies.
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-Oh, deputies!
-Ta-dah!
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[groaning]
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Howdy, partners.
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You're appointing a cat and a dog
as deputies?
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You should hire my men here.
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Calm down, Doc Whipple.
I gave Arbuckle here the job.
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If he and his pets don't catch
the mustache mob, well...
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then I'll give your guys a chance.
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We can practically guarantee
they won't catch the Mustache Mob.
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-Right, men?
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-[laughing]
-Sure!
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I'll show you around, Sheriff Jon.
You're going to need the combination
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to the safe where we keep the files.
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We've got to get that new sheriff fired
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so you can replace him
and I can get access to that safe.
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Why? What's in it?
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I'll tell you later.
Right now, I want you to go out
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and make trouble.
-Sure thing, Doc.
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Don't worry, we're real good at that.
[laughing]
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[soft music]
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All right. Cue Arlene to enter.
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-[sipping]
-Ow!
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Hello, Garfield.
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-Or should I say Deputy Garfield?
-[Odie yipping]
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Howdy, Miss Arlene.
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I brought you lunch. In fact,
I made your favorite thing...
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food.
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You've always been right nice to me,
Miss Arlene.
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[western music]
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[rat] Up on the hillside,
a stampede was starting.
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More head of cattle than you ever seen.
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-[cheering]
-[banging]
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-[mooing]
-[thundering hoof beats]
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[western music continues]
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Nothing would stop them
from reaching the village.
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Nothing except for obeying the law.
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[mooing]
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Hey, by jingo! What's going on?
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What's that noise?
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-[chicken squawking]
-[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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Cattle stampede!
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[cackling]
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[traffic light dinging]
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[sheep baaing]
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[cackling]
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[baaing]
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[traffic light dinging]
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[mooing and thundering hoof beats]
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-[Odie barking]
-All those cows are heading for the bank!
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Either they all have A.T.M. cards
or we have a stampede on our hands!
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Well, looky here.
You're the sheriff, Sheriff.
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Do something to stop them,
why don't you?
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[stuttering nervously]
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S-s-stop them? But how do I...
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-Umm...
-[alarm blaring]
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[honking]
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[gasping in terror]
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-[Odie barking]
-Sheriff Jon's about to get trampled.
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Not if I... uh... Line?
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"Not if his faithful deputy is around."
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Not if his faithful deputy is around.
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[giggling] This is so awesome!
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[gasping in terror]
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[screaming]
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[blowing whistle]
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This is a left turn only lane!
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[horns blaring]
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[sighing]
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-[Odie yipping]
-[fanfare]
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[western music]
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Edgar, remember when I decided
we should go vegan?
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Yeah, I remember.
201
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Well, I've decided to forget about that.
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From now on,
there will be meat in this house.
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[horn honking]
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[Odie barking]
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[blowing whistle]
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00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,160
[blowing whistle]
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-[western music]
-[Garfield laughing]
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Soon all the cattle had gone
to the hillside,
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making wide turns
at all hamburger stands.
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-[cheering]
-Hurray for the new sheriff!
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[cheering]
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[cheerful western music]
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[rat] All the folks in the city
were grateful.
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All but Doc Whipple,
who scolded his hands.
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You incompetents! We've got to get
that sheriff and deputy
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fired!
[teeth chattering]
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[sighing]
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Oh right! Get a good close-up of Whipple
when he delivers his next line.
219
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Just so you can get into some safe
in the sheriff's office?
220
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What's in there
that's so all-fired important, Doc?
221
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A map. A map to a canyon
where everything is gold.
222
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That map must be mine.
223
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That canyon must be mine.
224
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[Nermal] Perfect!
225
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All right, we're on a break.
Everybody take five!
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[upbeat music]
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