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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[buzzing]
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I don't know about you guys,
but I'm famished!
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[barking in agreement]
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I'm always famished.
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You have your choice of lasagna
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or lasagna or lasagna
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or lasagna or lasagna.
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Oh! And here we have...
What a surprise. Lasagna.
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Hmm... it's a tough choice,
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but I think I'll have... hmm... lasagna.
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Gee, I wonder who repacked
my picnic basket.
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I'm adorable. Adorable am I.
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I wonder
what the opposite of adorable is...
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-Oh, yeah. It's Bruno.
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Hi, Bruno. Sorry you're not so cute.
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Then again, who is? Whoa!
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What?
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I mean, face reality.
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I look like this.
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And you look like this.
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Help! Raw jealousy!
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Right behind me!
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You'll get it this time, Nermal!
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Somehow, Garfield left us
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one can of dog food for you, Odie.
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[barking joyfully]
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[screaming]
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[blowing a raspberry]
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I'll get him later.
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Now, let's see if you-know-who
left me anything to eat,
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which I doubt...
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[gasping]
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[intriguing music]
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Good afternoon.
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I am, as you all know, Dr. Puzzle.
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Welcome, fellow fiends
and nefarious colleagues,
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to the third annual
Evil Mastermind Convention!
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[cheering]
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How many of you are planning
on conquering the world?
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Could I see a show of hands
and tentacles?
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Uh-huh... Looks like most of you.
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Well then, you'll be most interested
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in the latest must-have accessory
for world-domination
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[gasping]
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the Retro-Switcheroo laser gun!
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[cheering]
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This ingenious device
will cause two people
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to trade personalities...
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Please give a warm welcome to my nemesis,
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secret agent Double-Oh-Nothing.
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[booing]
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He will be the unlucky test subject.
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And over here, we have a frog.
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[grunting]
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I will set the Retro-Switcheroo
for a complete personality exchange...
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[zapping]
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[breathing heavily]
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[English accent] I would like to get some
dead flies, please. Shaken not stirred.
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[croaking]
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[cheering]
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But now let me demonstrate
on two random creatures
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I shall select
with my Scope-A-Tronic device.
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Oh, we don't need
our test creatures anymore...
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-[croaking]
-[splashing]
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Keep eating like that,
and you'll never be adorable like me.
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I don't want to be like you.
I want people to be able to stand me.
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These two will be fine subjects
for my demonstration!
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[engine whirring]
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[cackling]
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[shouting]
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How come I never realized how cute
and adorable I really am? Oh, meow!
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Lasagna!
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[gobbling]
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Wonderful, wonderful.
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[cheering]
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Step right up.
We accept cash, credit cards and checks,
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if you have
your Evil Scientists I.D. card.
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I want two!
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One to conquer the world with
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and one to switch
my lawyer's personality with a snake's.
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How will you know the difference?
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[laughter]
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[dramatic music]
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[croaking]
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Looks like it up to me to stop
this insidious Dr. Puzzle.
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[croaking]
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[Garfield humming]
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But I'm going to need help.
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[humming]
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I can't stand that little twerp
always saying
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"I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world!"
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He isn't!
I'm the cutest kitty cat in the world!
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Face it, Bruno.
Some of us are cute and some us are not.
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You... are not.
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You! You're acting just like Nermal.
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[giggling]
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I am not acting like Nermal.
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I'm adorable and I'm cute.
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And I'm acting like Nermal!
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[screaming]
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I'm acting like Nermal. I must be.
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I'm starting to make myself sick.
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[dramatic music]
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Nermal!
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[screaming]
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Oh, it's you. I thought it was someone.
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Nermal! We've exchanged personalities.
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Big fat hairy deal.
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I said when I get my paws on you,
Nermal...
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Help! Put me down!
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[high-pitched voice]
Can the Retro-Switcheroo laser gun
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swap personalities
that have already been swapped?
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I don't see why not! Let's give it a try.
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[screaming]
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I don't want to pound Nermal.
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I want... to eat lasagna!
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[gobbling]
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All right, Bruno! You're in for it now!
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Help! Save me!
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And while you're at it, feed me!
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[Garfield] Nermal's acting like Bruno
and Bruno's acting like me!
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I don't understand what's going on.
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Hey, you,
sitting there watching this cartoon,
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you must know. Why don't you fill me in?
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I'll tell you why you and your friends
are acting so oddly today.
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Good. And also tell me
why someone as cute as me
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is talking to a frog
with an English accent.
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We've all been subjected to Dr. Puzzle's
personality-swapping device.
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How do we undo it?
I don't want to be like Nermal.
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I'm this close to mailing myself
to Abu Dhabi.
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Get the little cat and come with me.
We must hurry.
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Come on, Nermal or Bruno or me
or whoever you are at the moment.
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[snoring] I need a nap.
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[whining]
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No, I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it.
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[whining]
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[action music]
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That's the secret lair of Dr. Puzzle.
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[elevator music]
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[action music continues]
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Soon, fellow Evil Scientists,
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I shall deliver the inventions
you ordered!
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Then each of us will conquer this planet!
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But there's only one planet!
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How can we all conquer it?
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[sniggering]
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You're evil scientists.
You figure it out.
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[thudding footsteps]
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-[alarm]
-Wait! We have intruders!
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Guards!
Seize them and feed them to the sharks!
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[gasping]
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[action music]
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Hey, leave us alone.
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-[rays detonating]
-[screaming]
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[thudding footsteps]
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[grunting]
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Hey! It's kind of handy for Nermal
to have Bruno's personality.
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[grunting]
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Have I mentioned how adorable I am?
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Sixty-eight times and counting.
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[crashing]
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[explosion]
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And now,
I'm going to take care of all of you!
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[screaming]
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[elevator music]
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[gasping]
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[screaming]
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[Dr. Puzzle] You won't interfere
with my plans!
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I have multiple personalities
stored in the Retro-Switcheroo!
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I will give you all
the personalities of frogs!
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I don't want to be a frog!
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It's not so bad.
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[zapping]
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What do we do now, Frog?
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How do we get
our old personalities back? How?
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[buzzing]
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[croaking]
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Could it be? Am I me again?
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The machine's destruction
seems to have undone its effects.
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You must be pretty happy to be you again.
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Certainly.
You try eating flies all afternoon. Yuck!
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[cheerful music]
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It's almost sundown, guys.
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Time to start heading for home!
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So, because of that evil scientist,
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I was acting like Nermal,
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and Nermal was acting like me
and then Bruno...
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[yipping]
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But now I'm me again and that's great.
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Me is the cutest creature on this planet.
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There he is!
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Don't hurt me! I have a cat show!
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And another one on Thursday!
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When I get through with you...
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[whining]
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That evil scientist?
No, I'm not worried about him...
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[croaking]
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[buzzing]
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Now, if I was a fly,
I might be worried...
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[Nermal] Don't hurt me!
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[screaming]
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[upbeat music]
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