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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Hey! Someone finally bought
the Shostak house.
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[snoring]
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We have new neighbors!
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[yawning] I don't care.
Just so long as they barbecue.
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Nothing's going to interrupt
my 2:17-in-the-afternoon nap.
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[yawning]
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[doorbell]
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[screaming]
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The pest alarm! Who's here?
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Oh no! Drusilla and Minerva.
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[dramatic music]
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[both] Garfield!
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[Garfield screaming]
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[action music]
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[Odie whimpering]
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[dramatic music]
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[intriguing music]
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[Odie whimpering]
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Oh, wait. I need to write a card.
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[Odie whimpering]
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"Do not open until Christmas
or when twins leave."
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They'll never find me in here.
I hope, I hope, I hope...
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-Hi, Uncle Jon!
-Drusilla! Minerva!
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No, I'm Minerva. She's Drusilla.
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We came to play with the kitty cat.
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[thundering footsteps] Garfield!
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Where are you? Garfield!
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[Odie whimpering]
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Kitty cat!
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[Garfield groaning] Ouch!
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[Jon] They just arrived.
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They're playing dress-up with Garfield.
Garfield? No, he doesn't mind.
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Let them dress you up in the new fall
fashions and see how you like it.
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-Kitty cat!
-[Garfield yowling]
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Hiding place! I need a hiding place.
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[both] Garfield! Where are you?
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We have lovely designer gowns for you!
Let's have a fitting!
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[panting]
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This is where those new neighbors
are moving in.
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I'll hide in their yard!
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I'm safe! I'm safe!
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Hey, cat!
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You wanna play pirate?
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I don't think I want to do that, no.
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-Hey, cat! You wanna play pirate?
-Hey, how'd he get here so fast?
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No, I don't think I want to play pirate.
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I said, do you wanna play pirate?
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How did he? Over there.
He was. But now he's...
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[both] You wanna play pirate?
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Just what I don't need.
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More twins!
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-I'm Lester. He's Chester.
-I'm Chester. He's Lester.
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-[both] We're Chester and Lester.
-I'm Garfield and leaving.
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-[Garfield screaming]
-Come on!
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-Let's play pirate!
-No!
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No! Don't just sit there
with the remote in your hand.
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Help the poor kitty cat!
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Odie thinks he went this way, Drusilla.
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-You're Drusilla! I'm Minerva.
-Oh, right. I always get us confused.
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[Odie whimpering]
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[ominous music]
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I don't think I'll like playing pirate.
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Arrr! What shall we do
with this scurvy knave, matey?
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Make him walk the plank, captain.
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[laughing] Aye, aye, matey!
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-[Garfield screaming]
-[thudding]
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I was right. I don't like playing pirate.
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[laughter]
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[gasping]
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[Odie sniggering]
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Poor kitty!
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-We have to rescue him!
-Don't worry. We'll clean you up.
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Let's bathe him!
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Let's do it twice!
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Someone rescue me
from the rescue!
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-Come back with our scurvy knave!
-Yeah, we were playing pirate with him!
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[Garfield screaming]
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-Garfield!
-[boys sniggering]
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[Odie barking]
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[action music]
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-[Odie growling]
-Whoa! Nice doggy.
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-We were just playing.
-Leave us alone!
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It's ok, boy!
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[Odie giggling and barking]
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[cheerful music]
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-Wash his ears.
-Scrub his tail.
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-Clean his eyes.
-Garfield!
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[gasping] Couldn't I walk
the plank instead?
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He still smells like mud.
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-Let's get some perfume.
-Yes! Perfume!
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-Like a daffodil!
-He'll smell so sweet!
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I got to get out of here.
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[Odie barking and sniffing]
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[lively music]
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I have to move to another country.
Anyone know a country without twins?
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Where it's illegal to look alike?
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Oh no!
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-Let's play cowboy.
-Yeah! Cowboy is cool!
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I don't want to play cowboy.
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On the other hand, at least,
I won't get muddy and need another bath.
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[western music]
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What should we do with this lily-livered
sidewinder, sheriff?
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Make the lily-livered sidewinder
walk the plank, deputy!
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-Sure enough, sheriff!
-[Garfield groaning]
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[screaming]
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It's bath time again!
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[sighing]
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Wash his ears!
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Scrub his tail!
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[intriguing music]
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Shhh!
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Get him all nice and dry.
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-What do you think he needs?
-Fewer baths.
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Conditioner!
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-There's some in the house.
-[footsteps]
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[Chester and Lester] Wanna play pirate?
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Oh no!
[screaming]
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Come on, let's play pirate!
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Odie, you have to hide me.
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[whining]
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-[screaming]
-[thudding]
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[whistling]
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Wanna play pirate?
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[whimpering]
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[whimpering]
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[scary music]
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Odie, you coward!
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Of course, I would've done
the same thing.
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-Come back with the kitty cat!
-We have to condition him.
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What should we do with this scurvy knave,
matey?
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Make the scurvy knave walk the plank,
captain.
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The scurvy knave will save you
the trouble!
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-[screaming]
-[thudding)
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-[screaming]
-[groaning]
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Now we have to condition him.
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I can't take any more of this!
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[lively music]
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[screaming]
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[yelling]
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No more twins. No more twins!
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We want to play dress-up with the kitty!
We want to play dress-up with the kitty!
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We want to play dress-up!
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We want to play dress-up with the kitty!
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-We want to play dress-up with the kitty!
-Save me from the twins!
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[screaming]
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We want to play cowboy with the kitty!
We want to play pirate with the kitty!
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We want to play pirate!
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Save me from the other twins!
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Hey! Hey!
153
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Hiya, Garfield. How's it going?
154
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Harry!
155
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:11,320
Harry, you have to help me.
I'm being tormented by twins.
156
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-That's terrible, Garfield.
-Sure is. What'll we do about it?
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[dramatic music]
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Oh no! Twin Harries!
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I'm trapped in Twin World
where there's two of everyone.
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It's not so bad, Garfield.
So what if he looks exactly like me?
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What do you mean?
I don't look like you, you look like me!
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[Garfield screaming]
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[soft music]
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[sniffing and licking]
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[gasping] Oh no! Twin doggy tongues!
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Hey, I know this place and I love it.
It's Vito's Pizza Parlor.
167
00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:08,160
Buongiorno, my friend Garfield.
A lovely hot pizza just for you.
168
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Buongiorno, my friend Garfield.
A lovely hot pizza just for you.
169
00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:18,240
Well, there can be some advantages
to this twin business.
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-Oh, joy! A delicious pizza just for me!
-[Garfield gasping]
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I could eat my napkin, too!
172
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Heavenly! A lovely pizza just for me!
173
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I could eat my napkin, too!
174
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Hey, you two! One of those
- preferably both of those - are mine!
175
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Phooey!
This isn't the kind of pizza I want!
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-I want pepperoni, mushrooms and onions.
-I want...
177
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I can't take anymore of this.
I gotta get out of here!
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[Garfield screaming]
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-I want meatballs, veggies and cheese!
-I want peppers, broccoli and anchovies!
180
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[Garfield screaming]
181
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I want Canadian bacon, walnuts
and more Canadian bacon!
182
00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:05,840
[Garfield screaming]
183
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,240
[dramatic music]
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00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,480
It can't get worse.
185
00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:09,840
Hi, Garfield!
186
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,480
[Garfield screaming]
187
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,080
Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!
188
00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:18,720
Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!
Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!
189
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Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield! Hi, Garfield!
190
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:23,640
[both] Garfield, are you all right?
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Garfield?
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-I think he's ok, Drusilla.
-I think so, too.
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You're Drusilla. I'm Minerva.
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Is the cat ok?
195
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Yes. No thanks to you.
196
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-We were just having fun.
-Yeah, all our video games are busted.
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There are ways to have fun
without video games.
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00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,200
There are?
199
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,720
-Yeah! Why don't you play checkers?
-Or a game with cards?
200
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,400
We don't know how to.
201
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-Come on, we'll show you.
-Yay!
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[sighing]
203
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,680
Maybe that'll keep them busy
for a while.
204
00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:09,000
After all those twins, I need two naps,
two lunches, two dinners...
205
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,200
and no more duplicates for a while.
206
00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,200
-[Jon] Is that you, Garfield?
-[screaming]
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00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,480
[dramatic music]
208
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:15,560
[screaming]
209
00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,040
Take a look at what I have here.
210
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,880
More twins! [screaming]
211
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:26,560
I just wanted to show him my new mirror.
I don't understand that cat.
212
00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,840
Me neither.
213
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[upbeat music]
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00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,560
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