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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[sighing]
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This is gonna be a perfect day.
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I woke up late, had breakfast,
went back to bed,
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woke up again,
had breakfast...
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Yeah, a perfect day.
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And no one is going to ruin it.
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[Lucky] Hi, Garfield.
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Except, of course, Lucky.
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I was wondering if you could
help me with a little problem.
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No.
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I have a whole bunch of fleas
and I can't get rid of them.
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Well, you can keep them.
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Oh, you have nothing to worry about.
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They love my fur and they won't leave.
Here, listen to them.
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-Oh man, I love it here!
-Yeah, me too.
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Ha ha ha. That's funny.
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No, it isn't. Believe me.
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All right. Lemme see...
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I got it. You need to find
an even better home for them.
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Oh yeah, right, it's genius.
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It's very simple. We find a human
who smells like cats and dogs.
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[intriguing music]
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So where, pray tell,
will we find a smelly person?
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In here.
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The city pound? Of course.
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[snoring]
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[suspenseful music]
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This ain't gonna work.
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I tried it and they'll just come right
back to me.
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You and I just smell like cats.
He smells like cats and dogs.
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Trust me. Fleas prefer a buffet.
So just keep dancing.
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[snoring]
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[lively music]
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[excited chatter]
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[screaming]
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Thank you, Garfield the Wise,
I am free of fleas.
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Always glad to do a favor for a friend.
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[Bruno] Hey, Garfield the Wise.
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Could you let me outta here?
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Bruno!
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Sure, why not?
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[cheerful music]
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See you later, guys.
I've got a perfect day to get back to.
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That Garfield is one smart cat.
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Yeah. I saw how he solved
your flea problem.
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Hey, do you think...
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[Al screaming]
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Do you think he could help me with
a little, uh, "romantic" problem I have?
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Sure. Garfield can fix anything.
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[cheerful music]
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As I said before, no one is
going to ruin this perfect day.
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[Odie whimpering]
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Except, of course, Odie.
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You want me to throw the stick
so you can fetch it, boy?
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[barking]
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I was prepared for this.
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Okay. Put the stick in that bowl there.
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[intriguing music]
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[whimpering]
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Good.
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Now fetch!
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[barking happily]
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We won't see him again until around...
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Oh, season four.
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[yawning] Now where was I?
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Oh, yes. A perfect day calls
for a perfect nap.
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So I'm just gonna--
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[Bruno] Yo, Garfield!
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[groaning]
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This day is getting
less and less perfect, if you ask me.
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I was wondering if you could maybe
help me with a little problem I have.
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-No.
-Good. It's my girlfriend Trixie.
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She broke up with me on account
of she doesn't think I'm nice enough.
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Smart lady, that Trixie.
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Can you fix it so she thinks
I'm real heroic?
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Are you gonna stick around
and annoy me until I do?
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If that's what it takes.
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[sighing] This way.
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Oh...
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That's her. That's Trixie, over there.
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You gotta convince her I'm a good guy.
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First, you gotta find someone
to convince me.
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I'm convinced.
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Okay. What if she sees you help that
little old lady across the street?
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I don't know how to do that.
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You don't know how to help
a little old lady across the street?
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Here, I'll show you.
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[intriguing music]
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Madam, may I lend you a paw?
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You're trying to steal my purse!
You bad cat!
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[thudding]
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That little old lady!
A cat is trying to steal her purse.
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Somebody help her! Somebody!
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[heroic music]
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I will help her!
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Bad cat! Awful cat!
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What have you got in that purse?
Bowling balls or anvils?
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I will save you, madam!
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[dramatic music]
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[action music]
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Bruno! You're such a hero.
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Oh, it was nothing.
I just like to help folks.
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Good. Help me.
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I had you all wrong, Bruno.
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[soft music]
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You solved my problem,
Garfield the Wise.
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Let me know if you ever need anything.
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An ambulance would be nice.
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[laughing]
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Well, maybe I'll be all right.
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[Al screaming]
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Well, maybe not.
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Well, maybe I can enjoy the rest
of this perfect day but I doubt it.
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[sighing] No one around.
Let's see how long this nap lasts.
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-[snoring]
-[tweeting]
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Three seconds. A new world's record.
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Don't tell me.
Let me guess. You have a problem.
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[tweeting]
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And you saw me solve Bruno's problem,
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so you figure Garfield the Wise
can solve yours.
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[tweeting]
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Okay. What is it?
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[tweeting]
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[cheerful music]
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[tweeting]
[dramatic music]
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[Garfield] Uh-oh. Looks like Harry's
planning a bluebird lunch.
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Wait here.
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[tweeting]
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Uh-huh... hmm...
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Ah, there it is.
Jon's leftover meat loaf.
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Here's something you may
never see again.
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Food I won't eat.
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[intriguing music]
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A little shaping here... a little there.
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A lot of people don't know it,
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but some of the greatest sculptors
in history
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did their first work in meat loaf.
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Now, we just need
a little blue food coloring...
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A masterpiece!
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[tweeting]
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[laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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[tweeting]
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[Garfield] Looks like you missed.
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Yeah, but I'll catch one any day now.
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That's what I'm afraid of.
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-What did you say?
-Nothing.
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Have you ever caught a bluebird?
In your entire life?
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Never. But I just know
they taste delicious.
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Oh, they're not bad.
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You caught a bluebird!
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Hey, a cat's gotta eat.
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Garfield, pal of mine,
could I have a taste?
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Just one teensy-weensy taste?
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Well...
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All my life, I've dreamed of eating
a bluebird. Please, Garfield...
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[Al screaming]
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Give me that last line again.
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Sure.
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All my life,
I've dreamed of eating a bluebird.
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Please, Garfield...
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Oh, ok, all right.
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[stomach gurgling]
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Could I interest you in seconds?
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No! I don't want another bluebird.
Not now. Not ever.
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Who would have thought
they'd taste so lousy?
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They're almost as bad as that meat loaf
his human makes.
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-[tweeting happily]
-[laughing]
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You're welcome.
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I don't think you'll have to worry
about Harry anymore.
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Now, I am finally going
to have my perfect day nap.
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Hey, Garfield.
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I ordered cheese three weeks ago
and it hasn't arrived.
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And I sent away for new glasses
and they haven't shown up yet.
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My owner is feeding me dog food that
tastes like something in a rock garden.
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It's so hot in my coop,
my eggs are coming out soft-boiled.
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[chatter]
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Garfield the Wise!
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[chatter]
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[action music]
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I'm going to solve my problem
and get out of here!
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[elevator music]
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[action music]
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I need to solve my problem: How to get
away from all of their problems.
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[whimpering]
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[laughing]
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[elevator music]
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[action music]
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[chatter]
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Yes! I can solve your problems.
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[all] Tell us! How can you solve
our problems, Garfield the Wise?
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Well, I won't solve them. I advise you
to take them to Odie the Wiser!
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[whining]
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[gasping]
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Solve my cheese problem, Odie the Wiser.
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[whimpering]
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I need new glasses, Odie the Wiser.
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[whimpering]
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About my dog food...
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The heat in my coop...
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[chatter]
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[whimpering]
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[screaming]
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[action music]
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Most of these folks could solve
their own problems
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if they just tried instead
of asking someone else.
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So finally, I have no problems,
mine or anyone else's.
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Why don't you watch where you're going?
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Don't I have enough problems
with these fleas that I can't...
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Hey. I'm not scratching.
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The fleas are gone. The fleas are gone!
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Gone?
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Where'd they go?
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[fleas chattering]
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I think I know where they went.
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[screaming]
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Poor cat. He needs to find someone
to solve his problems.
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[upbeat music]
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