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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[anchorman] Hello and welcome
to a very special Garfield cartoon.
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It's special
because it's not about Garfield.
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What?
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Why isn't it about me?
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It's about Mrs. Ferret.
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Mrs. Ferret? Her?
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That's right. A lot of viewers
have been asking about her.
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They want to know who she is.
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She's a ferret who gets way too excited.
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They want to know where she came from.
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I ask myself that every time
she's on the show.
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And they might want to hear
what happened last week.
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Oh. Yeah, that might make
a good episode. Okay.
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All right then...
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It all started one day
when someone brought
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a house pet to Liz's veterinary clinic...
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We got her about a week ago.
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She seems very... active.
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Ferrets are like that.
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Ferrets sleep most of the day.
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But when they're awake,
they burn up energy at an amazing rate.
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This is an animal
that must be fed constantly
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with several meals a day.
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You sure she isn't talking about me?
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I'd like her to have a complete checkup.
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Fine. Just come back tomorrow around
this time and pick her up.
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Fine.
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And make sure you come back for her.
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You'd be amazed how many people
abandon unwanted pets here.
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Oh, I wouldn't think of abandoning
that cute, adorable ferret. Bye.
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[cheerful music]
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[dramatic music]
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I got rid of her!
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Quick, Rebecca! Let's get out of here
and move to another country!
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Within a week or two,
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it became apparent the ferret's owner
was not coming back for her.
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So Liz let someone else
adopt Mrs. Ferret...
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My children will absolutely adore her.
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[cheerful music]
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Nine hours later...
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[cheerful music]
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You take this monster back!
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The next day,
someone else adopted Mrs. Ferret.
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What a great pet she'll make.
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[knocking]
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You take this creature back right now!
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[sad music]
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This is the worst pet I ever had.
Take her back.
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You didn't think she was cute?
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No. Mister! Can you imagine
what it's like to have a pet
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that is either sleeping
or demanding to be fed?
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No, I can't imagine
what that would be like.
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I'm going to go get a pet that
will be a lot more fun.
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Like a slug.
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I don't know what to do about her, Jon.
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I can't leave her here
in the clinic overnight.
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She has to be fed every two hours.
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Take her home with you.
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I can't. You know about my new landlord
and pets in the building.
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Could you keep her at your house?
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Sure, no problem.
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[Garfield] I was watching
my favorite TV show.
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[Eddie Gourmand] I, your ambassador
of edibles, Eddie Gourmand,
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will be sharing recipes.
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I have one hundred and twelve ways to...
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I can't watch a food show without food.
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[cheerful music]
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[snoring]
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But then I remembered something.
When Mrs. Ferret was asleep,
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she wasn't eating.
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Which meant I could get food.
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Shhh.
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[whispering] I had to pick out
the quietest food
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so as not to wake Mrs. Ferret.
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I finally decided that marshmallows
were quiet.
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[dramatic music]
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[action music]
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You ate my marshmallow.
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[dramatic music]
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You ate all the fruit.
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[oven ringing]
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[gasping]
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[yipping]
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You ate the turkey Jon roasted
for dinner tonight,
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tomorrow night and the night after!
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I'm a ferret!
I have to eat to keep up my energy.
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Hey, I eat a lot of food but at least
I leave something for somebody else.
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[whimpering]
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At least I occasionally leave something
for somebody else.
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[cheerful music]
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Here you go, Garfield.
A nice, hot bowl of your favorite soup.
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Oh boy! Cream of lasagna!
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[gobbling]
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Sorry.
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[sad music]
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[Eddie Gourmand] Tune in
for tomorrow's show,
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when we're going
to put tons of whipped cream
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all over everything.
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"Whipped cream?"
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I love whipped cream
more than anything else in the world.
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Odie, the time has come
to find a new home for Mrs. Ferret.
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[anchorman] So Garfield decided
he had to do something.
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He printed out ads that asked people
if they wanted to adopt a ferret.
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Then he posted the ads all over
the neighborhood.
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Someone's gotta be dumb enough
to take her off our hands.
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[barking]
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Well, it turned out someone
was apparently dumb enough...
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So she's a neighbor and she called
and says she wants Mrs. Ferret.
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That's great, Jon...
if you think she'll provide a good home.
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Oh, she's a very nice lady
with a son who's very well behaved.
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I'll take Mrs. Ferret
over there right now.
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And that's just what he did...
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[cheerful music]
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This is wonderful.
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My son will be so happy
with his new little playmate.
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Unfortunately, the son was...
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[Garfield] Nathan, the youngest, nastiest
mad scientist in the fourth grade.
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[anchorman] Nathan was working
on a super grow ray...
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This will finally enable me
to rule the world.
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[Mother] Nathan,
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I have a surprise for you.
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Just what I need in order
to conquer the planet!
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[laughing evilly]
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I mean... Oh, what a great animal
to play with.
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[laughing evilly]
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Soon, Nathan was ready
to unleash his new invention.
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Here it goes...
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[screaming]
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[gasping]
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[intriguing music]
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In no time, Mrs. Ferret had grown
to the height of an apartment house...
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[laughing evilly]
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A large apartment house.
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music continues]
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And of course,
as she grew so did her need to eat.
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Yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself.
Mrs. Ferret is no longer a big problem.
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[whimpering]
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It turned out Mrs. Ferret
was still a big problem.
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The biggest.
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[crowd screaming]
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As her appetite grew,
she switched from trees to cars
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and from cars to houses...
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Panic was growing across the city.
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The cat realized it was up
to him to come up
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with a brilliant plan.
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I'm not sure why you thought that,
Garfield.
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Because this is "The Garfield Show!"
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I have to save the day and I did.
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[Garfield] I came up
with a brilliant plan.
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Tune in for tomorrow's show
when we're going to put tons
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of whipped cream all over everything.
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[Garfield] I remembered
something she said.
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I love whipped cream more than
anything else in the world.
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[Garfield] I had a three step plan.
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Step one:
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Go to the TV station and borrow all
the whipped cream Eddie Gourmand
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was going to use tomorrow.
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[intriguing music]
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[screaming]
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Step two: Cover the house where Nathan
lives with whipped cream.
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[action music]
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Step three: Tell Mrs. Ferret about
the lovely sundae we made for her.
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Hey!
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[whistling]
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[Mrs. Ferret] Whipped cream!
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I love whipped cream,
more than anything else in the world.
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Unless they make me ruler of the world,
I'll unleash an army of giant ferrets!
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Hey! What's going on?
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[menacing music]
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[screaming]
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She's eating our house!
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[Garfield] Nathan realized that
she was going to eat the entire house
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and he was in that house.
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So the only thing that could stop him
from becoming ferret food
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was to reverse the ray.
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[crashing]
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[gasping]
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[dramatic music]
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[Mother] Oh, what has that boy done now?
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I warned him. The next time
he destroyed our house,
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he wasn't going to get his allowance
for three whole weeks.
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Thanks, guys. You saved me.
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And here I thought you didn't
even like me.
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You thought right. Well, it's not that.
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It's that whenever I'm awake,
I'm eating.
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Well, I can't help that.
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I wish someone would adopt me.
Someone who eats the way I do.
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[whimpering]
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I was thinking the same thing, Odie.
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Mrs. Ferret, I think I have
the perfect master for you...
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[Eddie Gourmand] I was going
to put whipped cream on things today
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but someone borrowed my whipped
cream to spread on a house.
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Can you believe that?
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But I do want to introduce you
to my new little friend, Mrs. Ferret.
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Mrs. Ferret sleeps most of the day
then eats everything all at once.
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Just like me.
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I think Mrs. Ferret finally has a home.
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That was a great idea, guys.
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Today, I want to discuss the best way
to eat watermelon.
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Keep it away from your pet ferret.
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[anchorman] But it was a great idea,
and Garfield was pretty happy after that.
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Getting rid of Mrs. Ferret
meant he got his living space back
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and could eat what he wanted
when he wanted.
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And there's something
even better than that.
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The next episode? It'll be all about me.
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[anchorman] Gee, I was hoping it would be
all about me.
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Not a chance.
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[upbeat music]
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