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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[whining]
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[groaning]
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No! I will not throw the stick
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so you can fetch it!
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[muffled barking]
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I should have warned you, Odie.
Garfield's in a bad mood today.
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-Well, worse than usual.
-[whining]
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For one thing, it's Monday.
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Nothing scares
Garfield more than a Monday.
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[soft music]
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[snoring]
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Please don't let today be Monday.
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Please, please, please,
don't let today be Monday.
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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And what followed was bad,
even by Monday standards.
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[Jon] He had something planned...
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A new way to torment the mailman.
He was looking forward to it all morning.
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[motor approaching]
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But when the mailman arrived...
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Herman the Mailman had come up
with a Garfield-proof method.
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[intriguing music]
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[Herman] You won't get me this time, cat.
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[Jon] The mail got delivered,
and there was nothing he could do.
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Then, things got worse.
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He went to Vito's for pizza...
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No! No more pizzas for you!
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Not until I am paid
for the last 7,432 you have eaten here.
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Back at home,
he got maybe the worst news of all...
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[screaming]
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Nermal had come for a visit...
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a long visit.
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[screaming]
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And here comes the worst part.
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I have to tell him he's gaining weight
and I'm putting him on a diet.
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I know. If you think
the other things upset him,
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wait till you see his reaction
to this news. But it has to be done.
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You won't like it,
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but I'm putting you on a strict diet.
That's final.
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Please don't hurt me.
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[intriguing music]
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[sawing]
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[hammering]
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[drilling]
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I don't know what he's doing.
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He brought some junk from the city dump,
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and he's been in the garage
for an hour working.
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He just... oh, wait.
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[motor revving]
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[dramatic music]
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[intriguing music]
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He's built
some sort of invention or something...
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I have no idea what it does...
and I'm worried.
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[yawning]
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[soft music]
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[ominous music]
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Garfield has some sort of machine there.
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I wonder what it does.
Whatever it is, it can't be good for me.
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The pussycat...
What is that machine he has there?
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What could it possibly do?
I have a very bad feeling about this.
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Uh-oh. What is that thing?
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Why am I not going to like what it does?
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That machine... It's got to have
something to do with my new tank.
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Some way of tormenting me
in spite of it.
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I can only imagine what he'll do
next time I show up in the tank.
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[military music]
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[laughing]
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Oh, no! The most powerful
electro-magnet in the world!
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I've got to get out of here!
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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No!
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Stop! Put me down! Help! [screaming]
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[laughing]
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That machine of his! If it can do that,
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it's the most fiendish contraption
he's ever devised.
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I have to stop him
before he uses it on me!
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[Customer] Vito!
Where's the pizza we ordered?
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Coming right up, signore.
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What could that machine possibly do?
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I've learned
to never underestimate the pussycat...
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Maybe... maybe it will make the pizza,
and not just any pizza...
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but pizza up to the Garfield standards...
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[pizza machine] Hello.
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What kind of pizza
would you like to make today?
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Thin crust or thick?
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What do I want today? Let's see...
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You have selected thin crust.
Would you like small, medium or large?
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You have selected
extra-extra super jumbo large.
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-Would you like extra cheese?
-Yes.
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-Extra sauce?
-Yes.
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-Pepperoni?
-Yes.
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-Sausage?
-Yes.
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-Anchovies?
-No.
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-Meatballs?
-Yes.
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-A side of pasta?
-Yes.
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-A side of cheeseburgers?
-Yes.
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-Some Chinese food?
-Yes.
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Thank you.
Your pizza will be ready in 15 seconds.
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No. That takes too long.
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Man! I gotta speed this thing up.
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[intriguing music]
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Cooking pizza
at 1,000 degrees.
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Your pizza is done.
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The greatest scientific breakthrough
of this or any other century.
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I... I am unnecessary.
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I'm coming to you live
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from the hottest new pizzeria in town.
It's called Garfield's.
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People have been coming from around
the world for Garfield's pizza.
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Some, it is said, have been waiting
in line since early August.
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In two words...
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dee-licious! This is the best pizza
ever made anywhere!
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[excited chatter]
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Please! You come in and have the slice!
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[crying]
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I am ruined.
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I haven't sold a pizza
since Garfield went into business.
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Now, I am out of business.
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[crowd] Out of my way!
I have to get to Garfield's!
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-[excited shouting]
-Oh, no! Stop! Please!
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[dramatic music]
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It was just my imagination!
But it could happen.
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I must make certain it does not happen!
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I'm really worried, Odie.
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Tell me what Garfield's machine does.
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[whining]
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But then... What can he do to me?
Mail me to Abu Dhabi?
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He's already done that to me 73 times.
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[whining]
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Oh, right! 74. But what if
he doesn't send me to Abu Dhabi?
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What if he sends me to...
someplace worse than that?
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Don't do this, Garfield! Whatever it is
you're gonna do, don't do it!
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Will you please calm down?
You'll like Alpha Centauri.
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Alpha Centauri?
You're gonna put me in a rocket?
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Well, how else
am I going to get you there?
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No! I'm the cutest kitten in this world
and I want to stay in this world!
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[Nermal screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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I didn't want to have to do this
the hard way, but he's forced me.
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Here we go... Walk.
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[screaming]
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Hey! Watch where you're walking!
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He'll never find me in here.
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You wouldn't dare shoot me
into outer space, Garfield.
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Oh, I wouldn't, would I?
Well, watch this.
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[cackling]
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[Garfield] Ten... nine...
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eight... seven...
Ah, I can't wait that long. Blast off!
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[Odie whimpering]
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[whining]
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I can't explain. I have to stop Garfield
from sending me to outer space!
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I'm leaving.
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I- I'm leaving.
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Oh, I like the sound of that.
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I'm not staying for months.
I'm going home. Bye!
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Wow, he left fast.
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I got rid of the tank, Garfield.
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You don't have to use this machine on me.
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You don't have to fling me
into the mud hole.
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Look. I'll do it for you.
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See?
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♪ La la la ♪
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How I love to wind up
in a good mud hole.
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♪ La la la ♪
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[laughing]
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Garfield! Vito is so sorry he kicked you
out of his ristorante this morning.
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Here... have pizzas.
Lots and lots of pizzas.
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Just don't start making them yourself.
Ok? Please!
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Garfield! I was worried
about what your machine here...
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I mean, I was worried
about your health and I was thinking
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maybe you don't need to diet.
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I see you came to the same conclusion.
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Ok.
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Pay no attention to me.
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I never do.
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[whimpering]
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What's that, boy? You want to know
what my machine really does?
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This machine does
the same thing I'm going to do
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for the rest of the day...
absolutely nothing.
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You know,
I could even get to like Mondays.
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[upbeat music]
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