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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[Liz] I'll be back in a few days.
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Thanks for taking care
of Mrs. Ferret for me.
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Glad to do it. Thanks for the reminder.
I haven't fed her yet.
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If she waits for a while,
it isn't a crisis.
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It is if she eats Garfield's food.
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Oh. Right.
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[shouting gleefully]
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Hiya, guys. What's on TV?
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Those freshly-baked cookies
look delicious.
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Touch one and the next thing around here
that will be freshly baked
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will be ferret pie.
-Here you go, Mrs. Ferret.
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A tasty bowl of ferret kibble.
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[gobbling]
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Garfield, I made a meatloaf for you.
It's in the kitchen.
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You mean I have to go
all the way out there to get it?
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Well, I guess I could do
with a little exercise.
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Gee. Almost sounds like food.
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Come on, Odie.
Let's go enjoy the meatloaf.
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I'll eat, you smell.
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Meatloaf? I have no idea what that is,
but it's got to be better than this!
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[whirling sound]
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Odie, did you get the license number
of that tornado?
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[whimpering]
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[gasping]
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My meatloaf!
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[giggling]
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That's a lot better than my food.
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You ate someone else's food!
Who do you think you are? Me?
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We ferrets are hyperactive,
we burn all the food we eat.
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Unlike certain cats I could name.
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I'm not fat. I just have very thick fur.
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[licking fingers]
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Mmm. I'm never eating ferret food again.
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I can't blame her for that...
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but I can blame her
for eating my meatloaf.
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Fortunately, I always keep
leftover chow mein in the refrigerator
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for just such an occasion.
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See?
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[gobbling]
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I'm surprised she left the plate.
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I spoke too soon. Ok.
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I didn't want to resort to this,
but she's left me no choice.
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[whining]
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Odie, Mrs. Ferret
has forced me to take drastic action.
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[intriguing music]
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[barking]
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You've never seen this before?
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The sign says: "In case of pizza
emergency, press button."
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[Vito] Here we are...
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Vito's linguini for you.
Piping hot and so delicious--
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[alarm blaring]
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The Garfield Alert!
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I'm coming! I'm coming!
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[lively music]
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Here you are! Here you are!
Here is Vito with your pizza!
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[sighing]
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No pepperoni!
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In an emergency,
you have to settle for what you can get.
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The wrong pizza
is still better than no pizza.
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[chewing]
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[screaming]
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Delicious. But it would have been
so much better with pepperoni.
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Why, I ought to...
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I know just how you feel, Garf.
You know all that cheese I had stored up?
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-Well, I don't have it anymore.
-She got your cheese?
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She even ate the limburger.
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Yurk!
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You need to work on your speed.
Beat her at her own game.
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The mouse is right. She's fast.
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If I want to get anything to eat
around here, I need to be faster.
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And I know just the guy
who can teach you.
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Tomorrow morning at the park.
Crack of dawn.
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Crack of dawn?
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[Garfield] I woke up at 6 a.m.
for Nermal?
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And since when are you a fitness coach?
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As the four time winner
of the Healthiest Feline pageant,
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I happen to know
a lot about keeping in shape.
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Squeak says
you need to outrun someone.
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Well, do as I tell you.
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If you really want something,
it will happen.
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I've tried that and it doesn't work.
You're still here.
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[clearing his throat]
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If you want to eat again, try this.
One, two, one, two.
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[Nermal] Touch your toes, Garfield.
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Touch them? I can't even see them.
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Hey, Odie, touch my toes for me.
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[Nermal] One, two, one, two...
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One, two, one, two, one, two.
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I don't see how this makes you healthier.
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One, two, one, two, one...
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One, two, one, two, one, two...
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[joyful music]
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See that big boulder?
I want you to run up there.
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Give me one reason why I should.
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I've put three chocolate-flavored
energy bars up there.
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Oh. Three good reasons.
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First one who reaches the boulder
gets to eat them.
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On the count of three.
One... two... three!
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What happened?
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[Garfield] Mrs. Ferret happened.
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Mmm... Those are even better than pizza.
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-Is that who you're trying to outrun?
-Yep.
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-Forget it. It'll never happen.
-I hate when Nermal's right.
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Ok. Time to try something else.
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[cheerful music]
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[barking]
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Let's see... For better speed,
lubricate the wheels before every use.
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A drop or two will be enough.
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I'm competing with a fast ferret here.
Better use the whole bottle.
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[Jon] Garfield? Odie? Lunch is ready!
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Lunch? Let's roll!
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[lively music]
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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-[screaming]
-[crashing]
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Is everything ok?
[screaming]
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I can explain...
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I baked your favorite lasagna.
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But on second thought, I'll split it
between Mrs. Ferret, Odie and myself.
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[moaning] No!
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[sad music]
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You just wait.
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[dramatic music]
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Behold, Odie!
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With this jet-pack,
I'll leave that ferret behind.
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[groaning]
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Nice outfit. What is it?
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[chuckling] You'll see soon enough.
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[Jon] Garfield? Odie? Dinner is ready!
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[groaning]
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[action music]
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[Garfield laughing]
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Food! I actually got food!
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[engine sputtering]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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Mayday! Mayday!
Houston, we have a problem!
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[screaming]
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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Could have been a lot worse!
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[moaning]
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[Squeak] Face it, Garfield.
She's just too fast for you.
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You're right.
Well, eating was nice while it lasted.
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[moaning]
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Well, at least you'll get skinny
like that gal on TV.
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Hi, that's me.
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Back when I was thin and skinny.
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Everyone made fun of me...
Now, thanks to Phil's Fast Fat Formula,
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I've gained 296 pounds,
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and no one ever makes fun of me.
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[announcer] That's Phil's
Fast Fat Formula.
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That's the answer.
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[lively music]
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If I can't speed me up,
I'll slow her down!
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Boy, if ever I had a customer
who didn't need this...
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Knock off the snide remarks
and sell me the stuff.
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-[humming]
-[phone ringing]
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Hello? No, I don't want to buy a hut
on the Aleutian Islands, thank you.
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[humming] This should be ready
in no time...
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[laughing]
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Garfield! Odie! Dinner is ready!
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[gobbling]
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Oh, this is so... good.
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[gobbling]
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Hi, guys.
Too bad there isn't enough of this for...
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Oh, there will be.
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-Any of you.
-[stomach rumbling]
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And when you're done,
I made some brownies for dessert.
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[grunting]
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Oh, you're too fat and slow
to reach them, Mrs. Ferret? Too bad.
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I'll have this one
and this one and this one,
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and here's one for you Odie,
and one for you Squeak...
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And I'll have this one and this one...
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[cheerful music]
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[Liz] Thanks for taking care
of Mrs. Ferret, Jon.
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We were glad to have her.
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She seems to have put on too much weight
while she was here to...
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fit into the pet transport cage.
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[laughing]
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You know, Odie,
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leftovers may be my favorite food...
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in the world.
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[barking]
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Looks like you got rid of Mrs. Ferret
for a while. Whatcha eating?
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Mmm... Leftovers. You may have some
if there are any leftover leftovers.
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Oh. Hey, you know that lasagna
you put the Fast Fat Formula into?
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Yes, pray tell?
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Well, Mrs. Ferret never finished it,
so Jon put it in the refrigerator.
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, that's good. Jon always saves...
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[stomach rumbling]
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[dramatic music]
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Garfield! What are you going to do?
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This is too fat, even for me.
What am I going to do?
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[Nermal] You'll exercise, Garfield.
200
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,680
And I'm just the personal trainer
who can help you.
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You can help me, Nermal.
You can help me do my favorite exercise.
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Oh, what's that, Garfield?
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Leave me alone, Garfield!
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[Garfield] When I get you,
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you're going to be so sorry!
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You know, if Garfield chases Nermal
every time Nermal annoys him,
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Garfield will lose
that weight in no time.
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[barking in agreement]
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[screaming] Stop! Don't sit on me! Help!
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[upbeat music]
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