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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[screaming]
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[moaning]
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|TV] There's no need to scream, Audrey.
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No one can hear you.
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Get out of the house, Audrey.
Get out while you still can.
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She's on TV. She can't hear you.
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And by the way,
I'm on TV and I can't hear you either.
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I heard that.
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-But I saw a ghost, Greg.
-[laughing]
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You couldn't possibly have seen a ghost.
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I know how horror movies work.
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She'll be safe until she asks:
"How can you be sure?"
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I trust you, Greg...
but how can you be sure?
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-Here it comes.
-Because I'm...
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the only ghost here!
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-[screaming]
-[Greg cackling]
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[scary music]
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I love to watch horror movies
with Jon and Odie.
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They never touch their popcorn.
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I can't watch another second!
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[sighing] I hate ghost stories.
They terrify me.
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Nothings scares me.
Except maybe anchovies on pizza.
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[scary music]
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[cackling] Oh, something
will scare you, cat.
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Something's going to scare you
real good.
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[cackling]
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[cheerful music]
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Now, Pooky, while Jon's away,
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I'm going to teach you
how to make a perfect sandwich.
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The secret lies in two essential points:
quantity, and more importantly,
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quantity.
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A true work of art,
wouldn't you agree, Pooky?
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Pooky?
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Odd. I would have sworn Pooky
was sitting next to me.
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[intriguing music]
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How'd you get here?
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[chewing]
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[screaming]
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My sandwich!
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-Odie! Bad dog! You ate my sandwich!
-[whining]
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Come on.
You're here and the sandwich isn't.
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Therefore, you ate it. And I'll prove it!
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There will be crumbs and residues
of ham, cheese, tomato, pastrami...
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Hey, that's weird.
Not a single trace of food.
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But you could use a mint.
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So, if you didn't eat the sandwich,
who did?
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[whining]
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[imitating a ghost]
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[scary music]
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A ghost?
You think we're being haunted by a ghost?
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As usual, empty.
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Listen, pup. Ghosts only exist
in movies and on TV shows.
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They don't exist for real.
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[gasping]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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[scary music]
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Odie! Remember a moment ago,
I said: "This is no time to panic"?
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That wasn't. This is!
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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I never cared much for that chair.
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And we can do without that table.
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And we don't need-- No! Not the TV!
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[in slow motion] No, no!
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Stop!]
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[screaming]
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Phew! Boy, that was close!
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What would I ever do without you?
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You think I know how to make a mess?
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This guy knows how to make a mess!
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[whimpering]
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Hey, ghost! I know you're here,
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you mean, home-wrecking, spineless spook!
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You don't scare me!
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Ok, ghost, no need to get angry.
I get the picture.
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[cackling]
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I know that laugh.
Where did I hear that laugh before?
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Garfield! Odie!
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I'm home!
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I'm going to fix myself a snack
and go to work.
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-He didn't notice.
-[Jon screaming]
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He noticed.
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What did you do? I mean, how?
I mean, how could you?
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We didn't do this. I've been framed.
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[barking]
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[imitates a ghost]
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Ta-dah!
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What? Are you trying to tell me
a ghost did this?
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That's the lamest excuse I ever heard!
I have no choice but to punish you.
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-Punish us?
-[whining]
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Ok, guys. Time for dinner.
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I'll have the Caesar Salad to start,
dressing on the side.
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Then the shrimp cocktail
and onion soup with extra cheese.
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Corn on the cob with extra butter
and a side of lasagna.
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For dessert, apple pie
with mint-chip ice cream
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and a seven-layer cake.
-Here you go...
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Kitty-Witty dry cat food made
from all artificial ingredients.
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This is not what I ordered.
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That's all you're getting
for the next year. Bon appétit.
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A year? I can't take a year of this.
I can't take a mouthful.
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Who could be stupid enough to eat this?
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He's not getting away with this.
I demand food!
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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Ok, Jon, you want to play? I'm game!
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[intriguing music]
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[alarm blaring]
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Don't bother, Garfield. This kitchen
is burglar-proof and Garfield-proof.
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Oh, well.
At least the food is better here.
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[cackling]
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That laugh again.
I know I've heard it before.
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It's like it came
from one of the houses across the street.
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[woman] Nathan! Lunch is ready!
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[Nathan] Coming, Mother!
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I know who the ghost is! It's...
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It's Nathan! That bratty,
science-geeky kid across the street.
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The kid who made me mouse-sized.
The kid who cloned Odie into 12 dogs
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with the collective brains
of a hockey puck.
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The kid who turned Nermal
into a cockroach.
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Can you believe that?
Someone made Nermal more annoying.
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[cackling]
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Told you.
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Journal. My invisibility machine
is working to perfection. Phase one,
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getting back at that stupid cat
and dumb puppy, was a total success.
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And now, phase two:
to terrorize the entire neighborhood.
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And then the city
and finally the whole wide world.
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[laughing maniacally]
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-Nathan! Your lunch is getting cold!
-Coming, Mother!
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Let's see how this thing works.
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Ok, the green button makes you invisible.
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Let's see what happens
when I push the white button.
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Ok, got it. White button reverses it.
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[Nathan] Thanks for lunch, Mom!
I'm going to eat in my lab... er, room.
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Uh oh. Green button time.
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I'll eat as soon as I finish
rearranging the world's time zones.
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[scary music]
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[Garfield] Mmm. Spaghetti!
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[slurping]
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Mmm. Nathan's mother raised
a rotten kid but makes a mean marinara.
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Done. Now for my lunch!
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Oh, well.
I don't have time for lunch now.
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Now, let's go wreak havoc
in the neighborhood.
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[Garfield] Over my invisible body.
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[Nathan] Ouch! What was that?
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[Garfield] That was for the "stupid
cat"! And this is for the "dumb puppy"!
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[Nathan] Hey! Whoever you are,
you're going to be sorry you did that.
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[Garfield] Ouch!
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[grunting]
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[Nathan] [panting] Time out!
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I need to catch my breath.
I'm a geek, not an athlete!
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[Garfield] Well, if you're feeling tired,
why don't you grab a chair?
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[Nathan] Ha! You missed!
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[Garfield] En garde!
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[grunting]
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[action music]
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[both screaming]
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[Nathan] Timber!
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[Garfield] Ouch! That hurt!
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Nathan! What's going on here? Nathan?
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[dramatic music]
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What happened? Nathan? Where are you?
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[Garfield] He's right here.
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Nathan!
What on Earth have you been up to again?
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I built an invisibility machine.
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That's what geniuses like me do, Mom.
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-We build cool stuff.
-Oh, yeah?
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And how does your genius
account for your destroyed room?
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See you, Nathan.
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There! It was that stupid orange cat
who wrecked my room!
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I don't see any cat!
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It was Garfield! Honest!
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-He used my machine to--
-Enough!
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I'm sick of your inventions.
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-Your silly invisibility machine...
-But Mom...
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[Nathan's mom] No buts!
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I guess
that takes care of the boy genius.
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Now, let's look
into the dining situation at home.
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I'm sorry, Odie,
but you don't get any pizza.
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You and Garfield
are only getting dry food for a year.
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That's for trying to convince me
that a ghost wrecked our house.
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What a silly fib.
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Now, if you could convince me
there were ghosts, I'd believe you.
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There are no such things as...
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[chewing]
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G-g-g-g-g-ghosts!
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Help! Ghosts! My house is haunted!
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Help! Pizza-eating ghosts!
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[Garfield] Hi, Odie. It's me. Oh, wait.
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I'll explain it to you
after I finish my pizza.
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Boy, this was a great episode.
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[cheerful music]
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The animators must have loved it.
They probably took the week off.
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[upbeat music]
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