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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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I've been trying to get him to not work
so hard and to go on a vacation.
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Gloria doesn't understand
how much work it is to run a farm.
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Neither do I. What's so hard?
Your farmhands plow the fields.
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You only feed the animals.
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You know what it's like to feed
all those mouths?
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Doc Boy, I feed Garfield and Odie.
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Well, you've got a point there.
And don't call me Doc Boy.
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Say, where is Garfield?
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[honking]
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Come on, come on.
Drive me back to civilization.
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Garfield doesn't like it
here on the farm.
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Anyway,
I still say feeding animals is easy.
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And I still say you don't know
what you're talking about.
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And I still say, "Let's go home."
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He works harder than you think, Jon.
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And I still think he needs
to take a vacation.
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One of these days...
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I'd better get Garfield home before...
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[Vito] Here as you requested, Garfield!
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Your emergency order. Pizza away!
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[joyful music]
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All right.
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-We'll go home.
-Wait. I have some fighter pilots
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airlifting pastrami sandwiches.
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-[Doc Boy] Come back soon! So long, now.
-Bye! See you later!
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Now, about that vacation...
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But who'd take care of the cow?
And the horse? And the chickens and--
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You can find someone!
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You're right, I can. And I know who.
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[Jon] Visiting my brother was fun.
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No cable TV.
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That farm of his is so cool.
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Roosters that crow at 5 a.m.
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And the air smells so great.
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If you like the smell of cow.
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[doorbell ringing] I wonder who this is.
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Doc Boy! Gloria!
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-Hello, Jon.
-And don't call him Doc Boy.
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Doc Boy and Gloria? See?
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Even they couldn't stand that farm.
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So, I finally persuaded him
to take a vacation.
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And we don't even know where
we're going or when we'll be back.
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Why don't we visit
that relative of yours you told me about?
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Which one?
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Her name was Aunt Something...
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[in unison] Aunt Ivy!
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[gasping and trembling]
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Forget I mentioned her.
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Don't worry, folks. She's not
in this episode. It's safe to watch.
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Who's taking care
of your animals while you're away?
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Someone who said he thought it was easy.
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Me?
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Oh, no!
I don't have time to go up to your farm.
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Who said anything about taking care
of them in my farmyard?
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[mooing]
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I don't like the nearness of that moo.
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Oh, no!
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[animal sounds]
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[sad music]
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[stammering]
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-I couldn't have put it better.
-[barking]
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Doc Boy? Doc Boy?
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[dramatic music]
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-Doc Boy!
-[barking]
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We left plenty of food and audio
instructions on how to feed them.
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We'll see you
when we get back from our vacation.
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Whenever that is.
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[tires screeching]
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And don't call me Doc Boy!
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[hoedown music]
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In a situation like this,
there's only one thing to do.
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-You with me, Odie?
-[barking]
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[sighing]
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[groaning]
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We'll be at a hotel
until the animals are gone.
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[barking]
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Oh, no!
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You're not running out on this.
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You're going to help me
take care of the animals
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until Doc Boy and Gloria get back.
Whenever that is.
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We'll keep them in the back yard.
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It won't be so bad...
unless of course, it starts to rain.
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[dramatic music]
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You had to say that, didn't you?
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Come on. Let's get them inside.
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[dramatic music]
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The weird part is... this is the cleanest
this house has been in months.
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I don't think they left enough food.
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I'm going to get some more
before the store closes.
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My brother left this CD,
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"How to Feed Farm Animals."
Play it and do as it says while I'm gone.
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If you don't feed them, I don't feed you.
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Good. I'll be back as soon as I can.
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All right.
Let's see what this thing says.
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[cheerful music]
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[instructor] Hello.
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Welcome to "How to Feed Farm Animals."
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Lesson one: Chickens.
Spread chicken feed evenly on ground.
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All right. I'll try that.
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Suppertime.
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Get your delicious chicken feed
right here!
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[cackling angrily]
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Come on. What are you waiting for?
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Would you eat that?
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Probably. There's not a lot I won't eat.
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Try it.
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Ok.
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[spitting]
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Ok, we gotta get you something
better than that.
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[rooster crowing]
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Why do you have to do that?
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Because I just love to go
"cock-a-doodle-doo"!
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It's in my soul. It's in my heart.
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[crowing]
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Yeah, but it's also in my ears.
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I can't help myself. I have to go
"cock-a-doodle doo"!
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Well then, I'll help you.
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Step right in here.
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[thudding]
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Ok,
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let's see what's next.
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[instructor] Feeding goats.
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Many people think goats eat tin cans.
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This is not true.
They merely like to lick the glue
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that is often used
to put a label on a tin can.
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Oh. That's so good to know, Mr. Voice.
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Here.
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I know you don't eat tin cans but...
[sniffing]
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What was in that when it was full?
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[sniffing] Spaghetti, I think.
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Oh, great. You get the spaghetti.
I get the empty can.
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Well now, wait a minute...
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Hey, you dropped something
on the ground behind you.
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I don't see anything.
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[bleating]
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Ok. We've gotta get you
some better food, too.
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[instructor] Feeding horses.
Horses eat hay.
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Odie! Bring the hay in here.
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[barking]
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[cheerful music]
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[neighing]
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Hey, it's your hay.
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I'm not eating that.
You know what hay tastes like?
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It's dry. It's tasteless. It's... it's...
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Like Jon's meatloaf?
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Well, probably not that bad.
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Wait here.
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Here. There's no food that can't
be made edible with enough ketchup.
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Bon appétit.
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Whoa! My mistake. This isn't ketchup.
It's ultra-powerful hot sauce.
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[dramatic music]
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[neighing]
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[hoedown music]
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[neighing]
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Sorry about that,
but I'll make it up to you.
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I'm going to give you guys
some real food.
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Let's see...
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yesterday's macaroni...
leftover Chinese food...
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[chewing]
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[cheerful music]
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Mmm. This is delicious.
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So much better than... tin cans.
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This is so much better than what
Doc Boy feeds us on the farm.
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We're never going to leave this house.
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Oh, no!
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We can't keep them here, Odie.
It's time to take drastic steps.
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[whimpering]
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-More drastic than that.
-[whimpering]
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-More drastic than that.
-[whimpering]
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More drastic than that.
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[gasping]
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If small children are watching,
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they should look away from the screen.
This could be... really scary.
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[doorbell ringing]
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[dramatic music]
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I know. I said Aunt Ivy
wasn't in this episode. I lied.
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Jon? Jon?
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I got your email inviting me to stay
with you until Christmas after next.
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This isn't good.
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This place looks like a barnyard.
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Even worse, it smells like a barnyard.
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Look at the feathers on that chicken.
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Look at the giblets on that turkey.
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Get that cow out of here.
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I'm lactose intolerant.
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Get that sheep out of here.
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I hate wool.
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Tell that rooster if he doesn't shut up,
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he won't like
what I'll cock-a-doodle-do to him.
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[Gloria] But it's supposed
to be our vacation.
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It will be. But I'm worried about how
my brother will take care of the animals.
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I just want to check
and make sure they're ok.
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My animals! They're all running away!
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Come back! Come back!
I'll take you back to the farm.
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[hoedown music]
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[giggling] Problem solved.
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Oh, you're wondering
about the bigger problem.
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-Aunt Ivy. Don't worry.
-I'm not staying in this house...
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It smells like a barnyard
and all the fur and feathers...
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[sneezing]
...are kicking up my allergies.
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I'm going to stay in the most expensive
hotel in town and charge it to Jon.
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Other problem solved.
Now, I have just one more thing to do.
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Remember this CD?
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I have to go online
and find the guy who makes them.
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I have an idea.
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[Jon] I don't know how you did it.
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Doc Boy called and said
they are safe on their farm
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and he'll find a sitter
before his vacation.
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Good!
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Listen to this.
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The CD player? Something on here
you want me to listen to?
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[instructor] Hello.
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Welcome to "How to Feed Garfield Cat."
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Lesson one. Breakfast.
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Garfield enjoys a modest breakfast,
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including waffles with syrup,
fresh berries,
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coffee with sugar, cream,
more sugar, buttermilk pancakes,
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sausage patty and links,
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eggs fried, scrambled
and poached on other eggs,
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lasagna, cold and hot cereal,
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buttered toast, bacon,
more bacon, lots more bacon...
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I gotta admit...
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[upbeat music]
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