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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Mrs. Cauldron] Six lizard noses,
two pinches
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of tarantula hair,
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a spoonful of moldy peanut butter...
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Oh, hello. I'm Mrs. Cauldron,
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your friendly neighborhood old lady,
who might be a witch.
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Nevermore!
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Quiet! I have a story to tell.
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So, here it is.
And I'm not saying it's true,
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but I'm not saying it isn't, either.
[chuckling]
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It happened one day as I was
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flying home on my brand-new Class 13
vacuum cleaner with full options,
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including parking sensors.
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[snoring]
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[giggling] Oh, this'll be great...
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[lively music]
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This is the bungee cord Jon used
the one time he went bungee jumping.
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Not a successful activity.
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Odie! Wake up!
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Want to fetch the stick?
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[barking]
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Then go fetch the stick!
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[barking]
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[intriguing music]
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[screaming]
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[crashing]
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-[Garfield laughing]
-[moaning]
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[Mrs. Cauldron] I like Garfield,
but sometimes
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he just goes too far...
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Hello, Odie. You know why Garfield can
do things like that to you, don't you?
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[whining]
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Because you're not that smart.
And if you were that smart,
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you'd know that's the reason.
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Would you like to be smarter?
A lot smarter?
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[barking]
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Ok. I'm not sure you'll like it,
but here goes...
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[intriguing music]
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Odie always had a good heart.
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But suddenly,
he had a good brain to go with it.
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[chuckling] Oh, that was great.
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I wonder why the cord causes
someone to bounce around like that.
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It's all due to Newton's
Third Law of Motion.
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For every action,
there's an opposite reaction.
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-Oh. Interesting. Thanks, Odie.
-Don't mention it.
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[yawning] Newton's Third Law of Motion.
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I should have known...
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Odie! You said something.
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Not only that,
but it was something... you know...
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intelligent.
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Well, maybe I just never had
anything to say before.
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[Mrs. Cauldron] It was also
a new experience for Odie...
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being able to do things
he'd never done before.
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I changed the filter,
tightened the belts and updated
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the software
on the global positioning system.
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Well, thank you, Odie.
I do hope you enjoy being intelligent.
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Of course. I can read and write
and solve problems and fix things...
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Well, I just hope
you keep feeling that way.
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One last thing, Odie.
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You can't tell anyone
I turned you into a genius
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or it will undo the spell.
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You'll immediately become
like you were before.
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I'm smart now. I'm not dumb
enough to let that happen.
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Good. See you around.
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[Odie] Thanks again!
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[Mrs. Cauldron] For a while,
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I guess it was a good thing...
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[cheerful music]
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I don't have time to play.
I'm doing my taxes, it's just impossible.
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I need some coffee.
I'm going to be up all night.
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"Form 2030..." "Itemized deductions..."
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What's he talking about?
This is a breeze.
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He never said anything before.
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I've kicked him off the table
a thousand times.
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He never said a word except "yowp"!
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I'm going to be up all night
doing my taxes, Garfield.
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Odie! What are you doing in my chair?
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You did my taxes?
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Yes, and I got you a refund.
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[Liz] He looks normal to me.
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Except
that he's suddenly become a genius.
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I gave him an intelligence test
and, well, he's twice as smart as we are.
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As either of us?
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No, twice as smart as you and I together.
If you'll excuse me,
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I have a sick cat that needs attention...
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It appears you've been eating
too much mixed grill.
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Try switching
to a low-sodium salmon cat food--
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[Mrs. Cauldron] Jon couldn't believe
how smart his dog was.
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He shot videos of Odie
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and put them on the internet...
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Before long, Odie was famous.
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[reporter] The smartest dog in the world.
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That's what he's called
since his videos got 50 million hits.
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My Odie?
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[reporter] Monday,
he became the world champion at chess...
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[intriguing music]
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I can't believe it!
I just got checkmated by a dog!
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[reporter] Tuesday,
he went on a game show.
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Odie! For a fortune...
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Who was the foreman who built
the Great Wall of China?
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You've written, "Chin Lu How."
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That is correct.
That's absolutely correct!
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You win the small fortune!
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[reporter] Odie promptly donated
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the small fortune to a worthy charity.
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I thought he was supposed to be smart.
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And perhaps most impressive,
he figured out
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how to set up those beach chairs
no one can ever figure out.
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Oh, thank you, thank you!
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I've been trying for 22 years
to understand how to open that chair.
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In a few days,
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everyone around the world
has become excited about Odie.
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This is reporter Brandon Scoop
signing off.
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You're just jealous that Odie
is getting all this fame and attention.
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Oh, great. Now I have a smart mouse, too.
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[Mrs. Cauldron] Someone else
wasn't too happy, either.
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He was Emperor Glorm,
ruler of a kingdom at the Earth's center.
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[woman] For 22 years...
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Emperor Glorm!
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Do you think that dog
is really as smart as they say?
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[Glorm] Smarter!
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And that worries me,
my loyal sloth people...
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[dramatic music]
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That canine is smart enough to lead
the surface people to conquer us.
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[gasping]
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Of course, if we captured him,
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he could tell us how to conquer
the surface people.
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[cheering]
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[shouting]
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-I want to talk to the dog!
-I need his brains!
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Sorry! My dog can't help...
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Everyone wants Odie
to solve their problems.
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Odie? Do you think you can solve mine?
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I'll try. What is it?
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I have a lousy part in this episode.
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[crowd shouting]
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I think I can solve your problem
and my own by getting out of this house.
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-Where are you going to go?
-I don't know.
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[Mrs. Cauldron] So, Odie
made a hasty exit...
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leaving Garfield to deal
with the mobs of people outside.
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I know how to handle this.
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Please, people, I'm telling you.
My dog can't solve all your problems.
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No, but your cat can.
Yes, it's me, Garfield Cat!
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I'm here to share my colossal brain
with you all. Ask me anything.
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-No, he can't help.
-I wanted to ask the dog!
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I'm going to bed
until this episode is over.
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[Mrs. Cauldron] Meanwhile,
Odie was trying to figure out
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the one thing he didn't know...
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Why being so smart
was more trouble than being stupid.
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Hey, Odie! Can you help me run
my comic book shop so I make more money?
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[sad music]
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Hey, Odie.
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Can you tell me a good way
to catch a dog... like, say, you?
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[dramatic music]
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Hey, Odie.
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Will you do my homework for me?
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[Mrs. Cauldron] Everywhere,
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somebody wanted something.
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-But finally, he was alone...
-[sighing]
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Or so he thought.
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[dramatic music]
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Hey! Let me go! Unhand me!
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[Glorm] So...
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This is the smartest dog in the world.
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Well, smart dog, I trust you are smart
enough to know that your survival
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depends on you helping me
to conquer the surface world.
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Why me? What do you want with me?
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You have knowledge.
Knowledge is power...
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and I want power.
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Tell me, dog.
How did you get to be so smart?
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[Mrs. Cauldron] Odie tried to think...
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but all he could think about
was how life was so much easier
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before he got to be so smart.
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Then, he remembered
something he'd heard.
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You can't tell anyone
I magically turned you into a genius
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or it will undo the spell.
You'll become like you were before.
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I said: How did you get to be so smart?
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A little old witch
named Mrs. Cauldron cast a spell on me.
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[panting]
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[barking]
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[joyful music]
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This... this is the smartest creature
on this planet?
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Use the Cerebral Gauge.
Measure his brain power.
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No discernible intelligence.
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We might as well return
to our world below.
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[Mrs. Cauldron] That's all there is
to the story, I guess.
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[barking happily]
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Hey, Odie!
Can you answer a question for me?
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[Mrs. Cauldron] He went home dumb
but happy...
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and he stayed that way.
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[licking sound]
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[barking]
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[barking]
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[Jon laughing]
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[creaking sound]
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So, here it is.
And I'm not saying it's true,
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but I'm not saying it isn't either.
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And best of all, I got my show back!
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[upbeat music]
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