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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Garfield] Ok, leave!
Go find another show to be on.
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I don't need you.
I don't need any of you.
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[angry muttering]
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I don't care.
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You think I care? I don't care. See?
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But you're all in big trouble.
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I'm going to report you all to Jim Davis.
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The nerve of those people.
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"Could we have some dialogue
from time to time, please?"
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Don't they know whose show this is?
Whose name is in the title?
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Does it say "The Eddie Gourmand Show"
at the beginning?
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I don't think so.
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Hello? Anybody here?
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Stage manager? Director? Writers? Hello?
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Everybody's deserting me today.
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There isn't even any background music.
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Well, at least they left me a script
for this week.
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[cheerful music]
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"The Big Discovery."
Already I don't like it.
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Note to self:
"Remember to fire the writers."
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Let's see! Fade in.
Exterior, Arbuckle House, day.
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Jon doing something... New character.
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I'm sick of new characters.
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When do I get to be on my show?
Oh, here I am.
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"We find Garfield curled up in bed,
sound asleep."
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First good idea they had.
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[yawning]
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Maybe a short dream sequence will help.
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[snoring]
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I don't need those guys.
I can do this show all by myself.
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I could play all the parts...
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[snoring]
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I don't need those guys.
I don't need anyone.
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[snoring]
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[whining]
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[whining]
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No, I will not fetch the stick.
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[barking]
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Can you believe we paid
someone to write that?
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[barking]
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[threatening music]
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There is absolutely nothing
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in this world that could get me
out of bed today.
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[Garfield as Jon] Garfield.
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I'm going out for a while.
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My nieces Drusilla and Minerva
are coming by for a visit.
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Nothing in this world,
not even Jon's nieces.
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[screaming] Jon's nieces!
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[screaming]
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I've got to get out of here.
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[dramatic music]
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Uncle Jon! Uncle Jon!
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[screaming]
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I don't think he's here, Minerva.
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I keep telling you.
I'm Drusilla. You're Minerva.
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Oh, right!
And we're here to play with the...
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kitty cat!
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[screaming]
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[in unison] We're going to play
with the kitty cat!
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Stay away from the kitty cat!
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Stay away from the kitty cat!
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[twins] Kitty cat! Kitty cat!
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Kitty cat!
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[lively music]
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Those won't work.
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I need something to barricade it.
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Bed.
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Refrigerator.
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Elephant.
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[sighing]
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Kitty cat!
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[screaming]
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You don't understand, Agnes.
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This cat does terrible things to me.
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Well, for instance,
he just dropped a bed on me.
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And a refrigerator.
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And, of course, an elephant.
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Do me a favor.
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There are two girls chasing me.
Distract them while I get away.
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Will you do that for me?
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[trumpeting]
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[samba music]
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Elephant!
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[scared trumpeting]
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-Let's style his trunk!
-We need to moisturize him!
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Agnes? I'm coming home.
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This episode's starting
to get a little bit silly.
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I think I did it.
I think I got away from them.
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I must have. I'm not in ladies' clothing.
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-I'm safe.
-Hi, Garfield.
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I'm not safe. Nermal!
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That's right. It's me, Nermal.
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The cutest kitten
on this or any other planet.
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I dropped the elephant
on the wrong person.
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Sorry.
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Do you have a reason to be here?
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Or you just came by
to say how cute you were?
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I just came by to tell you how cute I am.
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Ok. At least he's being honest.
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[Garfield as agent] Excuse me,
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but I'm an important
and powerful agent from Hollywood.
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I just saw you standing here,
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and I couldn't help but notice
how incredibly handsome
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and adorable you are.
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Naturally.
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No, not you. I meant the other one.
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I've never seen
a handsomer face than that.
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You're beautiful.
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-No, you're beautiful.
-No, you're beautiful.
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No, no. I'm beautiful.
Take a look at this.
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No, I don't think so.
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Would you mind if I made you
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a fabulously rich and famous TV star?
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As long as I'm home in time for dinner.
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Not a problem.
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We need a truly beautiful animal
for a new commercial.
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We'll do a screen test.
If you're the one,
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you'll be fabulously rich and famous.
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It's not fair! It's not fair, I tell you!
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Put me on TV! Put this face on TV!
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I have to get a screen test
and beat Garfield out
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to become fabulously rich and famous.
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So, what do I do?
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Do what you do best.
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Fine. Eating or sleeping?
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I have to go scout more talent.
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The director will take care of you.
Remember:
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You're beautiful, baby.
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-No, you're beautiful.
-No, you're beautiful.
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Ok, have it your way. I'm beautiful.
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What do I do now? Mr. Director?
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[Garfield as director] Here I am.
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We'd just like
to see you do a little dance for us.
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Sure. How's this?
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[joyful music]
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[Garfield as director] Fine, fine.
Now, turn around.
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If he gets this job, I'll lose it!
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I have to do something.
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[Garfield as director] Good.
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Now, for the next part
of your screen test...
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He's done.
Now it's time for my screen test.
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Put the camera on me.
Let it show how awesome I am.
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Nermal, this is my screen test.
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[Garfield as director] We have
what we need on you.
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We'll test this cat now.
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Ok.
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[Garfield as director] Name?
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Nermal Cat. Star of tomorrow.
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[Garfield as director] One second.
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I'll be right back.
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My awesomeness and I will be waiting,
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Mr. Director Person.
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All right, Nermal...
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I want you to do everything I say.
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Ok, ready.
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[Garfield] Lift your left foot.
Lift your right foot.
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Fall down and go boom.
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Get up. Stand on your head.
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Stand on your feet. Quack like a duck.
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Quack, quack!
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[Garfield] Eat a pint of yogurt.
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Boogie till you drop.
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Do a push-up.
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Collapse from exhaustion.
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That's great! Great, Nermal.
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You tricked me, Garfield.
Well, I don't care.
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I'm going to get this job.
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No, you're not.
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I'll be fabulously rich and famous.
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I'll get this job.
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I'm more adorable than you
and more talented
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and I'm cuter in every way
and everyone says so.
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You're not as awesome as you think.
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I'll mail you to Abu Dhabi again,
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you annoying cat.
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[Garfield as agent] Guys, guys!
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You have to stop arguing.
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[both] Which one of us gets the job?
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Neither one of you.
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I found an animal more adorable
than both of you put together.
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[trumpeting]
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Show them what you can do, Jumbo!
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[trumpeting]
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I'm going to make that elephant
fabulously rich and famous.
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-So... what do you think?
-I think we need to learn that.
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Right. And a one and a two...
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What a dream sequence!
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And I really liked the cast.
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That's the answer.
I really don't need anybody else.
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I'll play all the roles from now on.
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Maybe I can even play
the elephant's part.
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First, I'll play myself.
That's not much of a stretch.
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Snore, snore, snore. Then I'll play Odie.
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[panting and barking]
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And then, Jon...
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Garfield, I want you to behave yourself.
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This is how I behave.
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If you don't behave, no lasagna for you.
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You can't mean it.
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I do mean it.
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And I can play Vito, too.
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[Italian accent]
Ah, Signor Arbuckle.
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I have the nice, hot pizza
for your pussycat.
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Oh, smells great. What's on it?
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It is just what you asked for:
a Vito special with the anchovies.
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Anchovies? I didn't want anchovies.
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You asked for the anchovies.
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No, I did not.
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Yes, you did.
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No, I did not.
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Yes, you did.
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-Didn't.
-Did.
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-Didn't.
-Did.
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-Didn't.
-Did.
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I can't do this.
I can't do this all by myself.
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To many no's and yes's and stuff!
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I need others on my show. I need Odie.
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[whining]
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Yes, I need you, Odie...
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[barking]
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And I need you, Jon.
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We all decided to come back, Garfield.
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And I need you... And I need you...
And I need you...
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[meowing]
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No, not you.
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But I really need you.
Without the anchovies.
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[cheerful music]
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No anchovies. Thank you. Thank you.
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Listen, everyone. I've learned my lesson.
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I'll give you all lines.
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I'll share the spotlight.
I'll even see about paying some of you.
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Can you ever forgive me?
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[agreeing chatter]
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Thank you so much.
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Hey, how about sharing that pizza?
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-Yeah!
-How about it?
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Are you out of your minds?
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[groaning]
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[upbeat music]
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