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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Don't you just love coming up here
to the farm with my brother?
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[yipping]
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I want to go home.
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There's the sun,
the air, the great outdoors.
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I want to go home.
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What more could anyone want?
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TV, pizza delivery, AC,
an Internet connection,
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my own bed and not being woken
up at 5 a.m. by a stupid rooster.
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I want to go home.
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[hoedown music]
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I wish Doc Boy didn't work so hard.
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Don't call me Doc Boy.
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You know what he needs? A companion.
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You know what I need? To go home.
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I think you're working too hard.
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You're alone a lot...
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Doc Boy always works like that.
Have I mentioned that I want to go home?
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I want to go home.
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Look, Garfield. I know you're bored.
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Here, take my cell phone.
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It's got games
and you can use the Internet.
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Maybe it will keep you busy.
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I want to go home.
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Do you do anything but chores?
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Not now. Can't you see I'm busy?
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I'm saying maybe you need
a woman in your life.
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I don't have time for a woman.
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I have a farm to run.
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Care for an omelet?
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You need someone here...
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Someone to share
the pleasures and trials of life.
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[cheerful music]
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Where to find her?
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I work from dawn till dusk
and I live in the middle of nowhere.
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[musical horn]
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Pizza? Gloria, you usually
deliver packages...
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and I didn't order any pizzas.
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No, but I have a strange hunch who did.
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Did you use my phone
to order those from Vito's?
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Yes, and I still want to go home.
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So, how are you, Mr. Arbuckle?
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Busy. I have to slop hogs.
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Say, have you seen
that new monster movie at the drive-in?
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It's still playing if not.
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Watch this. He'll blow it.
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I don't have time for movies.
I have corn to pick.
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I told you.
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Bye.
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[sad music]
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[whining]
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-You want the crusts?
-[whimpering]
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Too bad there won't be any.
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[whining]
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Here. I was kidding.
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By the way, I still want to go home.
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I'm telling you, she's interested in you.
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She's the Rusharound Express Driver.
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She's interested in picking up packages
and delivering packages.
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It's not natural to live alone.
Life is meant to be shared.
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You know the three most wonderful words
in the world?
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"Let's go home."
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Jon, could we discuss this
after I plow the north 40?
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[groaning]
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Garfield! We need to pack.
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We're packed.
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I won't stay and see him spend
his life picking apples... alone.
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[phone ringing]
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- Hi?
- [Doc Boy] Jon? It's me.
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Sorry to wake you.
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When you were here,
you mentioned the three most
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wonderful words in the world.
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But you didn't say what the words were.
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[yawning]
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I love you.
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Well, I love you too, Jon.
But what are the three words?
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Oh! I get it.
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Talk to you in the morning.
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[snoring]
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"I love you."
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Yeah, that might be nice to hear
once in a while.
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[cheerful music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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I'll get it.
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[Garfield] Of course you will!
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Doc Boy!
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I thought about it. You're right.
I need a woman in my life.
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Excellent!
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The best place to find one
is in the city.
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My friend Elmer dropped me off,
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and he's going to watch the farm for me.
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I'm going to stay with you
until I find the love of my life.
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-Oh, and don't call me Doc Boy!
-And don't call you Doc Boy!
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He said as long as he's staying here,
he's cooking.
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[Doc Boy] Here,
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a nice, healthy farm dish.
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Dandelion and wheatgrass soup.
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[TV] To grow proper rutabagas,
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you need well-prepared soil
in a sheltered area with full sun.
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That's good to know.
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You don't mind me watching
my farm programs?
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[yawning]
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No...
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There's a five-hour special
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about kinds of shovels.
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[whining]
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[snoring]
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[barking]
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[snoring]
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We have to help that man meet someone
so we can get Doc Boy out of here.
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[whining]
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See you, Jon. I'm going to town.
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[snoring]
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[intriguing music]
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Hi there.
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I seem to have lost my Nobel Peace
Prize somewhere around here.
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Oh, no!
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He's just going to walk up to strangers
and try to strike up a conversation.
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[whimpering]
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You're asking what could happen?
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Oh, well. I have several more at home.
Say, I was wondering if...
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That.
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You can't just approach strangers
like that. It's rude.
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Oh, wait.
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[sad music]
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-This is promising.
-[whining]
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He's figuring out something's wrong
with his just-fell-off-the-tractor look.
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He's going to buy himself a new outfit.
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This is great.
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[cheerful music]
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That's not a bad outfit if you want
to look like Binky the Clown.
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Anyone out there remember Binky?
I didn't think so.
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"Seven-foot lady wrestler, age 70,
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"who plays the bagpipes
seeking male, any age,
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"who enjoys watching bread go stale."
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Not for me.
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[whistling]
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[action music]
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Excuse me, miss.
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May I hold your fine dog for you
while you tie your shoelace?
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Why, that would be very nice of you.
Here.
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Hold him tight.
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He gets very upset if he sees a cat.
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Hey, she's actually talking to him.
That's a good sign.
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[growling]
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[barking]
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[Doc Boy] Stop!
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[groaning]
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[gasping]
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Help! Stop!
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[action music]
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Stop!
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Stop! Stop!
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Stop!
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Down, boy. Mustn't chomp the kitty.
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[barking]
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Give me that!
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Wait! Would you like
to go out with me sometime?
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Hi, Garfield.
I'm not doing so well with women.
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I need a magic potion
that will make them like me.
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Aye, aye, aye...
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This guy doesn't get it.
There are no magic potions.
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It's a matter
of people liking each other.
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[Doc Boy] Hey.
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"Try Philippe's Cologne.
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"Makes men irresistible to women."
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Sounds like just what I need.
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That kind of thing never--
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One whiff of this
and the ladies will love me.
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[sniffing]
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What is that wonderful smell?
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Is it you? It's you.
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-What is that fragrance?
-You smell so divine!
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-What is your name?
-What is your sign?
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Uh, ladies please... I'm from a farm,
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don't get too excited...
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-He's getting away!
-Don't let him get away!
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Please, ladies! I'm outnumbered.
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[mooing]
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There you are,
you wonderful smelling creature.
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You're mine! All mine!
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Yes! I'm yours! All yours!
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Let's go out to dinner some night.
Where would you like to go?
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Anywhere that I can smell you.
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Henry!
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What are you doing with my girlfriend?
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[thudding]
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[engine roaring]
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I'm sorry you didn't find
your soul mate.
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Give it more than one day.
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Or maybe I'm just meant to be alone.
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And don't call me... you know...
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[cheerful music]
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Gloria? What brings you here?
I didn't call for a pickup.
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-We have a date, remember?
-A date?
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Yes. You sent me
gorgeous flowers and this nice card.
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"Dear Gloria,
please accept these modest flowers.
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"Would you go out with me
to a movie at the drive-in?"
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I thought you'd never ask me.
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But I-I-I...
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[romantic music]
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Garfield, did you use my phone
to order flowers for Gloria
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and write that cheesy invite?
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Nice work.
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You see, Odie, you don't have to go out
and find happiness.
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You just have
to be willing to let it find you.
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That was deep, wasn't it?
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[whimpering]
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Oh, Garfield. Almost forgot.
Here's your delivery.
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[Garfield] And of course, there are
other ways of finding happiness.
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[upbeat music]
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