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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[yawning]
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[laughing]
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[screaming]
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[Garfield] Ah, breakfast.
The most important meal of the day.
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Unless you count lunch,
afternoon, evening and midnight snacks,
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1:30 in the morning snacks,
1:45 in the morning snacks...
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Garfield, if you damage
my new phone, I'll be very angry.
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Smartphones are great.
You can listen to music,
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take pictures,
make movies, surf the internet.
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And who knows? Maybe one day
they'll do important things.
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Like make lasagna.
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[yipping]
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Odie chasing his tail.
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This could be a sensation
on the internet.
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[shouting]
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[screaming]
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[lively music]
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[crashing]
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[screaming]
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And cut!
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Let's check it out.
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[Jon screaming]
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I'm going to post
the video I just shot online
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for the entire world to enjoy.
And they will, they will.
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This is gonna be good.
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[lively music]
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[barking]
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Wow. My video of Jon has had
almost a million hits in 20 minutes.
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[Jon] Have you seen my phone?
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Nope.
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[Garfield imitating Odie whimpering]
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It's got to be around here someplace.
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Phew. You almost blew it, Odie.
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How do I get rid of him for a while?
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Hey, Odie! Wanna play fetch?
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[happily barking]
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See this?
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Fetch!
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[barking]
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This should keep him busy
until halfway through the next episode.
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Now,
I need a new Jon video for the internet.
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[cheerful music]
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Please, Jon. Do something stupid.
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[happily humming]
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Aw, come on, Jon.
Please do something stupid.
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[happily humming]
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[dramatic music]
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[action music]
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[shouting]
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[shouting]
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Better start making dinner... [screaming]
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Gotcha!
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[humming]
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[shouting]
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[action music]
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This is great!
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[Jon screaming]
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[screaming]
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[soft music]
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I gotta get away from here!
I'm gonna take a drive.
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[groaning]
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[screaming]
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This has not been a very good day.
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And cut! I have to get this
on the internet right away.
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[whining]
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[sighing]
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Yikes!
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-[phone vibrating]
-Hello?
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-Oh, hi, Liz.
-Have you been having a bad day?
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In fact, yes. How did you know?
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Well, turn on the TV and watch the news.
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Oh... and are we still having dinner
later at Vito's?
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-Of course.
-Good.
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[newsman] If you just tuned in,
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these videos of silly accidents were
posted on the internet earlier today.
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They're called "The Arbuckle Chronicles,"
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and they've had more than 50 million
hits in the last 12 hours.
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[laughing hysterically]
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You did this, Garfield!
And you did it with my smartphone.
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Don't deny it!
And give me back my smartphone!
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[mumbling] I don't have it!
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Oh, you wanna play games, huh?
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I am dialing the number
of my smartphone.
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[phone ringing]
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Wow, how did that get in there?
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You think this is funny, do you?
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I will deal with you later. Right now,
I have to go meet Liz for dinner.
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Jon was so upset.
I've never seen him so angry.
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Wish I had a video of it to post.
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Come on. Let's follow him.
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[intriguing music]
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Hey, isn't that the silly man
we saw on the internet?
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It sure is.
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[laughing]
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-Hope your car doesn't fall apart again!
-[laughing]
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-Jon Arbuckle! I want to thank you.
-Thank me? For what?
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For what? What? [laughing]
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With your videos,
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I am no longer
the biggest laughingstock on television.
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Boy, I thought I looked stupid.
Then I saw those videos. Yow!
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[guffawing]
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[cheerful music]
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[laughing]
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Don't fall off your chair, Jon.
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Here's the menu,
choose what kind of food
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you're going to spill on yourself.
[laughing]
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Signor Arbuckle, welcome.
And my brother in Rome says hello.
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Your Roman brother knows me?
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He's the one who sent me
the link to your hilarious videos.
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He said everyone in Italy
is laughing at you. I mean, at them.
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-No, they're laughing at me.
-Let me go get you some minestrone.
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Excuse me. Are you the clumsy, dumb guy
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in "The Arbuckle Chronicles" videos?
-Yes.
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You look so stupid in them.
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Would you do the skateboard routine
again for us?
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[applause and cheering]
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Ok. That's it. I've had enough of this.
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I'm leaving.
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[laughing and applauding]
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[dramatic music]
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Laughing at someone else's misfortune.
Now,
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I like a joke as much as any guy,
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but nothing's funny about accidents,
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about people falling down
and possibly hurting themselves.
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There's nothing funny.
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[shouting]
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[crashing]
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[wild laughter and applause]
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You think this has gone too far, Odie?
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[whining]
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I have to put this right.
I mean, despite being rather dumb,
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Jon is a very nice owner
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and a good provider.
He doesn't deserve this.
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[barking]
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And I think I know how to fix this.
You wait here. I need something.
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[laughing]
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[Nermal humming]
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Oh, yeah. Cats don't get
any better looking than this.
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Hey, Nermal.
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I'm on my way to audition
for a flea collar commercial.
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After all, I'm the cutest kitty cat
in the whole wide world.
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Well, too bad
you're not the most famous.
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What do you mean,
I'm not the most famous?
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You're not very famous.
You're not even as famous as Jon.
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Jon? Jon the guy who feeds you?
He's not famous.
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You think so, huh?
Just listen to the buzz on the street...
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You hear the latest on Arbuckle?
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Arbuckle, that's the name! Jon Arbuckle!
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How did Jon got to be so famous?
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I put him in one of my videos.
Millions of people see them.
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Wow. Millions of people.
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Could you put me in one of your videos?
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Could you?
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Well, I might find a way to use you.
Just leave everything to me.
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[newsman] Jon Arbuckle's 15 minutes
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of fame are already history.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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A new internet sensation has taken
the world: Nermal, the dumbest...
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120 million hits in the last 24 hours.
Brace yourself.
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I laughed so hard I broke a rib.
[laughing]
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[guffawing]
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[laughing]
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Poor Nermal. On the other hand,
everyone's forgetting about me.
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[sad music]
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[Garfield] Hi Nermal,
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ready to shoot another video
for the internet?
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Are you out of your tree, Garfield?
You made me look ridiculous.
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You made me look like a fool.
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I will never in a million years
be in one of your videos.
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Ok. Have it your way.
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Come on, Odie.
I'll make you look dumb instead.
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[whining]
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I can't believe Garfield. Imagine.
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Thinking I'd be in another one
of his videos after what he did.
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-Isn't that the cat in that video?
-It is. It's Nermal.
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Nermal, we love you in that video.
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You do?
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We sure do.
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-That's Nermal!
-Hey, I know that cat!
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-Nermal? I love Nermal!
-It's Nermal!
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[yipping]
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Come on. Do something stupid, Odie.
Trip. Or fall in the mud. Anything!
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It's no use. It's just too boring.
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Don't stop shooting, Garfield!
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Whoa! I'll be in your video. See?
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I have a stupid hat on.
I'll fall in the mud, watch!
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Then maybe I could fall out of a tree.
Or put on clown makeup
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or stick my feet...
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Nermal thinks
he's the most famous cat in the world.
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But let's not forget
whose name is on this show.
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♪ La la la la la ♪
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Or do a real stupid dance like this.
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[upbeat music]
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