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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Garfield] Come back here!
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Oh, come on, now!
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You leave me alone, Garfield!
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You just resent me
because I'm so adorable!
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You won't be when I'm done.
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Meow!
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And don't come back!
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Envy. Pure envy.
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Hey, pal.
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Do you mind? Some of us have to eat
out of these things.
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Sorry, Harry.
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Garfield threw me in there
because he's so jealous of me.
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Not that I blame him.
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He's not jealous of you.
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Look at this.
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Somebody threw away a perfectly good
six-week-old tuna sandwich.
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[chewing]
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How could he not be jealous?
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I'm cute. I'm beloved. I have everything.
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You don't have your own show.
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What?
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Garfield has his own show.
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We're on it right now, see?
People are watching us.
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Oh, yeah. Hiya, folks!
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Everyone watches it. You can hear it
coming out of almost every house.
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The little girl who lives here
watches it every time it's on...
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[mother] Laraine!
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I told you to watch educational programs!
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The Garfield Show is educational, Mom!
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I'm learning how to eat lasagna
and sleep all day.
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[mother] Laraine!
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All right, all right.
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We're speaking with inventor and
mad scientist, Prof. Thaddeus Bonkers.
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Prof. Bonkers, is it true
you have invented a time machine?
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That is correct.
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How long did it take you?
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The rest of my life.
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I actually finished it 47 years from now.
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When I was done,
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I jumped into my time machine
and came back here to today in it.
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Ah...
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So, in your time machine, someone can
actually travel into the past?
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Indeed.
But they have to be very careful.
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Anything you do when you are back
in time could affect the future.
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Wow. What would you do
if you had a time machine, Harry?
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I think I'd go back in time
about two minutes
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and not eat this sandwich.
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Well, I know what I'd do...
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and what I'm going to do.
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A slight change of history
and this show will be mine.
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So, you need to be very careful
about altering the past.
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This is boring.
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I'll watch Garfield.
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[Jon] Garfield!
You can't just lay around inside all day.
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Jon's right.
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I'll lay around outside
all day sleeping.
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[intriguing music]
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You are to guard my time machine
with your life.
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It is priceless! It took me
the rest of my life to build it!
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Count on me, Professor.
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[suspenseful music]
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[giggling]
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[glass shattering]
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Now, how do you start this thing?
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"Traveling Through Time for Dummies."
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Just what I need.
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"To start, press red button."
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Oh, boy!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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How to stop... how to stop...
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It's gotta be in here somewhere.
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"Selecting a date or event to visit."
Awesome.
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I'm setting it for the day Jon
first found Garfield at the pet store.
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[giggling]
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[ominous music]
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Wow, I made it! That's the store!
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[soft music]
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So, how do you get someone to adopt you?
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Just look adorable.
Someone will want to take you home.
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That doesn't sound so hard.
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It helps if the human isn't too bright.
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He should be a cinch.
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But don't look too eager.
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It makes them think no one wants you.
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Good idea. I'll play hard to get.
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May I help you, sir?
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Yes, I've been thinking
I might like to adopt a cat.
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Take me! Oh, take me home with you.
Please, please!
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I'll be your loyal cat! Meow, meow!
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Pick me!
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Wow!
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[screaming]
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Maybe I'll take this one.
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That's how Jon adopted Garfield.
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On the way home, I'll stop for cat food.
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Actually, we've noticed
that he rather likes lasagna.
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Lasagna?
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Meow! Meow!
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Ok, lasagna.
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You are kind of cute.
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You're not so bad yourself, fella.
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I think we'll be good...
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Meow.
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[purring] Meow!
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Meow! Meow!
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[dramatic music]
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What about taking me home
and feeding me lasagna
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and making me yours and feeding me?
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And you'll love it at my place.
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I'll get you a bed and feed you.
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[teeth chattering]
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This is weird.
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It felt like the entire universe
just shifted a little.
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Oh, well.
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Time for my 3:15 pre-dinner
appetizer booster snack.
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[Odie snoring]
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Gee, Jon's not keeping the kitchen
as well-stocked as he usually does.
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It's every pet for himself at dinner,
Odie.
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There's barely enough food here for me.
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[angrily barking]
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An intruder? Where?
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[barking]
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You mean me?
How could I be an intruder?
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[growling]
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What do you mean
you never saw me before? I'm Garfield.
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I live in this house, remember?
See, my picture's right over...
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Nermal? What is Nermal
doing in my picture frame?
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Squeak! Tell Odie who I am!
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Strange cat inside!
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Alarm! Alarm!
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Squeak! It's me, Garfield!
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You're a cat and cats eat mice!
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All except for my friend Nermal!
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Nermal?
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[dramatic music]
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[barking]
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[Jon] What's wrong?
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Hey! How'd that cat get in here?
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That cat?
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Jon, don't you remember me?
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The cat who sleeps a lot?
Who eats lasagna?
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Who's been with you since...
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When did Jim start the newspaper strip?
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1978! Since 1978!
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I don't know who you are.
There's only one cat in this house...
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My beloved pet, Nermal.
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Nermal! Your pet?
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What happened?
Why do I no longer exist?
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Odie doesn't know me.
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Squeak doesn't know me.
Even Jon doesn't know me.
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This couldn't be any worse.
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[mother] Laraine!
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Are you watching The Nermal Show again?
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The Nermal Show?
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It's just starting, Mum!
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[upbeat music]
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[screaming]
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No! No! That's my show!
That's my opening and my theme song!
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The funny-named people in the credits,
they work for me!
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Me!
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[mother] Laraine!
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I told you
to watch something educational!
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The Nermal Show is educational, Mom!
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I'm learning how to be
the most adorable creature on the planet!
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[crying]
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My show.
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He even got my show.
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My life. My show.
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I'm surprised I still have my stripes.
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Hi, Garfield.
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Oh. Hi, Nermal.
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Nermal!
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Nermal! What have you done?
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Done? About what?
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Why do you suddenly have
my life and my show?
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Oh, that. No big deal.
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I borrowed a time machine, went back
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and got Jon to adopt me instead of you.
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See you later, Garfield.
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Oh. So that's how he did it.
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Mmh...
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Time machine!
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How can I undo this?
How am I going to get my life back?
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[newswoman] Prof. Bonkers,
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is it true you have invented
a time machine?
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Yes. Two of them, in fact.
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The first one was stolen.
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It was left in a no parking zone
in the past and towed.
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The police don't know where it is,
so I built another one.
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I have to get that time machine
and undo what Nermal did.
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[intriguing music]
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You're going to love it at my place.
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I'll fix you up a bed and feed you...
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No! Stop!
You're making a terrible mistake!
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You don't want him!
He's obnoxious!
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He's annoying!
He's... he's... he's Nermal!
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What is it? Are you saying
I shouldn't adopt this cat?
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Yes, yes!
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Take the cute one who eats lasagna!
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He's the one you want!
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Don't do this! Please! Please!
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[crying]
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Yeah...
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This is a pretty good life Garfield has.
Or rather, had.
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I'm starting to really enjoy it.
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Nermal! What are you doing here?
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I live here.
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Not anymore.
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I went back in time
and convinced Jon not to adopt you.
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What? That's rotten, Garfield.
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How dare you do what I did to you?
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Come with me.
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Let's see how things are now
in the Arbuckle household.
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[cheerful music]
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You're a wonderful pet, Odie.
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I'm so glad I decided never to get a cat.
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[in unison] Never to get a cat?
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Shall we watch our favorite TV show?
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[slurping]
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[barking]
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Ok. Here it comes.
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[upbeat music]
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[in unison] The Odie Show?
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Don't worry!
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We'll straighten this out
before the next episode
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of The Garfield Show.
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Or The Nermal Show.
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Or whatever this show is.
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[dramatic music]
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[upbeat music]
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