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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[sighing and snoring]
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[Jon] Garfield!
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Garfield!
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Garfield, could you come
downstairs for a minute?
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No, I cannot come downstairs
for a minute.
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I'm doing something more important.
Sleeping.
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It'll take a minute.
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Garfield! Well, I guess I'll have
to resort to the secret weapon.
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[whispering] I just made lasagna.
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Lasagna?
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Did someone say lasagna?
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I'm sorry. I lied about the lasagna.
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Hey, some things in life
are too important to kid around about.
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I need a photo of you.
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I don't care why you lied about it.
That's a felony in most states.
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I need the photo to enter you
in a contest on this TV show.
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Do you have a cat?
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Are you a cat?
Either way, you should know
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about the Positively Perfect
Pussycat Pageant.
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Why would I care
about winning this contest?
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First prize is ten tons of money.
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Ok. Question answered.
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If you have an adorable cat,
send a photo to me,
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television's Brandon Scoop.
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I'm going to go send your picture off.
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Wow. Ten tons of money.
That could buy 20 tons of ribs.
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Hi, Odie.
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[barking]
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There's a contest
for the cutest cat in the world.
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Know who will win?
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Hi, Garfield! Can't talk now.
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I have to mail my entry
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to the Positively Perfect
Pussycat Pageant.
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Yeah...
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[dramatic music]
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[crashing]
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[announcer] Here's your host,
the hottest guy
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with the hottest news...
Brandon Scoop!
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I'm not going to win the contest.
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Nermal's going to win the contest.
He always wins the contest.
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Tonight on the show,
we'll be featuring these hot stories...
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A new rock star released
his first CD this morning.
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A hit by lunchtime,
a golden oldie by dinner, and now,
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he's planning a comeback.
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Are there too many inside jokes
on animated TV shows these days?
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Cartoonist Jim Davis says yes.
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And why was the governor
of this state photographed
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the other day in a zebra costume?
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All this and more on tonight's show.
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"This honor comes as such a surprise."
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"I wasn't expecting it."
Nah, not sincere enough.
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"This honor comes as such a surprise!
I wasn't expecting it!"
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Nah. Needs more fake modesty.
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"This honor comes as such a surprise..."
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But first, the winner of the Positively
Perfect Pussycat Pageant.
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We received 27 million entries
and our judge studied
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every single one of them.
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And here is our judge...
Mary Margaret Freen.
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Ms. Freen, did you really study
all 27 million photos?
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Yes! 27 million cat photos!
Photos of cats.
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Black cats! Brown cats! White cats!
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Do you know what it's like to look
at 27 million photos of cats?
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No, I can't say that I do.
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I see cats everywhere I look now.
There's one over there.
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And up there! And there are 9,000 of them
in my handbag!
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Screeching and meowing! [screaming]
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Would you just give it to Nermal
and get it over with?
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And do you have a winner for us?
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Here! This is the winner!
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Now, let me out of here!
The cats are after me!
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The cats are after me! [screaming]
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And now the moment
you've been waiting for...
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The winner
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of the contest and prize money is...
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Nermal.
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Nermal.
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Garfield.
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Garfield. See?
I told you it would be...
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[gasping]
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That's right. The winner
of the Perfect Pussycat Pageant
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is a cat named Garfield
who belongs to a Mr. Jon Arbuckle.
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Garfield wins the ten tons of money.
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-You won, Garfield. You won.
-I won, Garfield. I won.
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[happily barking]
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Our congratulations
to Garfield Cat and...
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Excuse me?
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There's a mistake.
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[whispering]
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Really? Well, you're the judge.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
there has been
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an error...
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Garfield is not the winner.
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The real winner is... Nermal!
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That contest is rigged.
It's a stupid competition,
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and I wouldn't take that prize
if they begged me.
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Oh, it's such an honor to win
this wonderful, important award.
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[sighing] I knew it.
I knew it. I knew it.
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Nermal won
and Garfield is the first runner-up.
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[sighing] I'm going to bed. Forever.
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If anything happens,
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say if Nermal was disgraced,
then Garfield would be the winner.
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Hear that, Odie? I've still got a chance.
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We turn now to our next item.
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The disgrace of Gov. Throttlebottom.
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All we have to do is make sure
Nermal disgraces himself.
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How do we do that?
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[whimpering]
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Photographers at the governor's mansion
put this photo of him online.
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The public was shocked and outraged.
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I am shocked and outraged.
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Oh, yeah, I'm very shocked
and even more outraged.
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He must resign immediately.
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[Brandon Scoop] He called a press
conference and tried to defend himself.
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I did not dress up in a zebra costume.
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I have never dressed up
in a zebra costume.
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And I will never dress up
in a zebra costume. Next question.
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Governor! Is it true that you sometimes
dress up in a kangaroo suit?
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No, just in a zebra costume. Oops!
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Then he submitted his resignation.
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That's it, Odie.
We just have to get a photo of Nermal
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that will bring disgrace upon him.
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[barking]
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[happily humming]
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[suspenseful music]
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It's simple.
We wait until Nermal does...
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[whining]
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How long will that take?
Not long. I know Nermal.
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He'll disgrace himself
in a matter of minutes.
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Hi, George. How about an autograph?
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Here ya go.
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Nope. Not disgraceful.
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Hi, I'm Nermal.
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I just won a contest
for best-looking cat in the world.
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Like that's not obvious.
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You don't look that cute to me.
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First prize in this contest
is ten tons of money.
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You know...
you're starting to look cuter to me.
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-[whimpering]
-Still not disgraceful.
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We've been following him
for four hours
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and he hasn't done
one disgraceful thing.
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Things to make decent people ill,
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but nothing disgraceful.
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[alarm]
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Help! We're being robbed!
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Odie! The bank's being held up.
And look who's doing it.
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[Garfield] Nermal's robbing the bank!
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Robbing a bank! That's disgraceful.
Now, I need to get pictures of it.
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Look this way!
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Say cheese! This is disgraceful.
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[policeman] Good work!
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You protected the money
this dastardly bank robber dropped
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while trying to escape.
I'm sure the new governor
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will give you a medal
or name a holiday for you.
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Yay!
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The newspapers will want
photos to show what a fine,
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non-disgraceful act this hero did.
Good work.
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[groaning]
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-[groaning]
-[whining]
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I'll tell you what we'll do now.
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I didn't wanna resort to this,
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but we'll go see cousin Coslough.
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Nermal's cousin Coslough.
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If anyone knows a dark, forbidden
secret of Nermal's, he's the one.
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[action music]
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[coughing]
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But he's your cousin.
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[coughing] Don't remind me. Rotten kid.
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Always saying he's better than anybody.
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"I'm Nermal,
the cutest kitty cat in the whole world."
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[coughing] Worse than the measles.
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You must know
a disgraceful thing about him.
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Oh, I know one all right.
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Most disgraceful thing
you could ever imagine. Come here.
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[whispering]
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Oh, it's perfect... perfect.
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[intriguing music]
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That's where he keeps it.
Let's see where he goes now.
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[yipping]
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[happily humming]
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[suspenseful music]
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This is disgraceful...
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Absolutely disgraceful. So disgraceful.
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Hey, there's nothing wrong
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with dressing up like a zebra.
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Lots of folks do it.
Me... the governor... lots of folks...
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[Brandon Scoop] A revelation about
the Perfect Pussycat Pageant winner.
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Caught on camera in a zebra costume,
and the public is shocked and outraged.
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I am shocked and outraged.
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Like the governor,
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except this time,
I'm not as outraged as I am shocked.
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He must resign immediately.
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[Brandon Scoop] Minutes ago,
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Nermal did, indeed,
resign as winner of the...
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the whatever contest.
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The rules say first prize...
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including the ten tons of money...
goes to...
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Garfield.
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Garfield!
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So, Garfield. I congratulate you
on your victory and Nermal's disgrace,
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and now we'll present the ten tons...
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[judge] Wait!
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There's been a mistake.
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Those cats made me do it again.
They're everywhere distracting me.
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Like that one and that one.
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[whispering]
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So, Garfield isn't the actual runner-up?
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I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
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Here he is. Here's the real winner.
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Isn't he the most beautiful cat
you ever saw in your life?
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[applause]
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Just give me the money. [coughing]
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-Oh, well. I still have my looks.
-[Garfield] Hi, Nermal.
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Sorry about the disgrace thing.
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It's ok. At least it's in the family.
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Could I ask a question?
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Sure, go ahead.
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[clearing his throat]
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Where do I get
one of those zebra costumes?
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There's a guy
who makes them in Hong Kong.
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You can order them. It takes eight weeks.
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You specify the direction of the stripes,
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black on white or white on black.
Plus, you have to...
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[upbeat music]
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