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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Announcer] Live! Well, animated from
the studios of the Garfield Show.
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It's the first annual
Golden Lasagna Awards.
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And here's your host...Garfield Cat.
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[applause]
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Thank you, thank you. Thank you.
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How about a little more?
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-[applause]
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Tonight, because excellence
must be recognized,
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we're saluting superior work
on the best show on television.
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This one.
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Each winner will receive
one of these handsome trophies.
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[audience] Oh!
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It's hard to believe.
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What's hard to believe, Nermal?
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I don't have one of those.
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But I will.
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Without further ado,
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our first award is...
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"Best Performance by a Character
in a Scene Involving Food."
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And the nominees are...
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Eddie Gourmand in the episode,
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"Yankee Poodle Dandy."
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I'll just try one of these,
whatever they are.
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I don't think you want...
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Mmmm. This is exquisite.
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Madam, what do you call this tasty treat?
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Dog food.
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"Dog food"?
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Dog food.
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[screaming]
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I ate dog food.
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But with a little parsley,
it wouldn't be bad.
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[applause]
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Our next nominee in this category is
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Vito Capilleti for his role
in "Mozzarella Madness."
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Please...you must forgive me.
You must.
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I was foolish, I admit it.
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If you could somehow
find it in your heart to spare me,
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I would be grateful for all eternity.
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Well, just this once.
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But next time,
don't forget the black olives.
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[applause]
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And our final nominee
in this category is...
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it seems to be me,
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Garfield Cat in "Camping Out."
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We're going to be out here in the middle
of nowhere for two weeks.
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We're miles from any restaurants,
miles from any markets.
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We'll be making do
with just the supplies we brought.
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Do you understand?
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Uh uh.
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And you're okay with that?
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Well. I apologize, Garfield.
I misjudged you.
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Okay, I'm going to unpack the car.
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[barking happily]
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[intriguing music]
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[knocking]
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Here you go, little pussycat.
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One hot, steaming dish of sausage
lasagna, just as you requested.
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[gobbling]
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He had to do that to make up
for forgetting the black olives.
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[gobbling]
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[applause]
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And the winner is...
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Come on. Come on.
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Well, how about that? It's me.
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[solemn music]
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Rats.
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Why are you disappointed?
You weren't nominated in this category.
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I was hoping for a massive write-in vote.
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[victorious music]
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Thank you all for this award.
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I'm not sure which of you voted for me.
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-I didn't vote from him.
-I didn't vote from him.
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Well, I sure didn't.
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But it doesn't matter to me.
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What matters is that I got the award
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and somebody else didn't.
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The next category,
"Best Performance by an actor
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in a role involving sleeping."
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The nominees are...
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Jon Arbuckle in "What Time Is It?"
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[dramatic music]
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[yawning]
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No, Garfield. I will not get up and
make you raspberry waffles for breakfast.
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I'll settle for French toast.
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I just got to bed an hour ago.
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I'm going to sleep until that alarm clock
goes off in seven hours...
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at noon.
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Good night, Garfield.
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[soft music]
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[cackling]
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[snoring]
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Three, two, one...
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[clock ringing]
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Ah, a good eight hours of sleep.
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I feel like a new man.
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I'm going to go make you raspberry
waffles and French toast, Garfield.
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Last July,
I convinced him it was Christmas.
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-[laughing]
-[applause]
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And the next nominee
in this category is Odie the Puppy.
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-[cheering]
-[whimpering]
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Please, hold your applause.
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Odie the Puppy for "Fetching Fido."
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[snoring]
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Odie! I'm gonna throw the stick
so you can fetch it.
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[cheerful music]
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[yipping]
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There it goes, boy. Go get it!
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[whimpering]
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[tired bark]
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[whining]
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And the last nominee
in this category is...
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Well, what do you know? Me again.
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[audience booing]
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It's for my stellar performance
in "The Snooze Reporter."
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Wait! I think he's finally waking up.
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Garfield, congratulations.
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You've been asleep for over eleven weeks.
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What do you have to say?
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Just five more minutes.
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And the winner is...
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[drum roll]
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It's me again!
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[booing]
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Fixed. This contest is fixed!
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Nermal! Behave yourself.
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I'm sorry. This is how I behave.
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Our next category is
"Best Performance by a Mouse."
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Oh, that's great.
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Garfield can't win in this category.
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Wanna bet?
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And our first nominee is...
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Irv the Mouse
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in "The Dangerous Mission."
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This is a dangerous mission, Irv.
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You don't have to do it.
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Somebody's got to.
It might as well be me.
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Well, I wish you all the luck
in the world with it.
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Thanks, Squeak.
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[dramatic music]
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[buzzing]
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We were right, Squeak. It's limburger!
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[Garfield] The next nominee is Squeak
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as the Newsmouse
in "The Snooze Reporter."
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He's finally...
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Ok, we just saw this.
We don't need to show it again.
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And our final nominee for
the "Best Performance by a Mouse" is...
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Wow. You're not gonna believe this!
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It seems to be me
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for my performance in "Rat Cat."
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Here's a piece of cheese for you
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and one for you and one for you and...
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Hi. I'm a mouse.
What do you have for me?
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And the winner is...
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oh no, not again!
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[booing]
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I can't take any more of this!
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It's a travesty of justice!
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.
Cute cat coming through.
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And the next category is,
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"Best performance
by an overweight orange pussycat
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with stripes whose name
is in the title of the show."
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Gee, I can't imagine who's going to win.
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[producer] We don't have time for clips.
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What's that again?
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We don't have time for clips.
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Oh. I am informed we don't have
time for the clips
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so we'll do this the fast way.
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The nominees are me, me and me.
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And the winner is...
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-Hey! It's me!
-[booing]
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Thank you! I couldn't have done it
without me.
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[angry muttering]
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[entering phone numbers]
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[Nermal] So, Bruno, you and your friends
weren't invited to the ceremony?
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Yeah, we weren't nominated for anything
and we're angry about it.
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Hey, who is this?
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Oh... [coughing]
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[low voice] Just a friend.
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I happen to know this award ceremony
is rigged.
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One cat wins every award.
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You should come down here
and take care of him.
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Good idea. We'll be right there.
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Come on, guys. We're going to go down
to that award ceremony.
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[barking]
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[ominous music]
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When we get there,
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we'll take care of that cat
who keeps winning all the awards!
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You see?
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You can learn valuable information
watching "The Garfield Show."
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The commercial's over? Great.
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I'll go present the last award.
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[drum roll]
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Thank you, thank you!
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And now, the award
you've all been waiting for!
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The award for "The Most Fabulously
Terrific Super Performer Ever!"
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And the nominees are...
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Odie the Puppy.
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[cheering]
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Thank you, Odie. And the next nominee
is Nermal the Cat.
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That's about the response
Nermal deserves.
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And the last nominee is...
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Guess who?
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[victorious music]
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[applause]
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[loud cheering]
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[suspenseful music]
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[intriguing music]
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Okay. And the winner is...
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And the winner is Nermal Cat.
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Did you say "Nermal Cat?"
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You did say "Nermal Cat!"
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I'm Nermal Cat!
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Thank you, thank you
for that wonderful ovation
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I'm sure I'd be receiving
if anyone was here.
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I can't tell you
how much this award means to me.
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I need to thank
all of the people who've supported me
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and helped me over the years.
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And I would if I knew any of their names.
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But I have to admit you like me.
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You really like me
almost as much as I do.
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Hey! Can't you see
I'm accepting an award here?
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You're the cat who rigged these awards
so he always wins.
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[Nermal] Oh no, no, no!
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That's not me. That's... No, no!
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-[screaming]
-[growling]
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[panting]
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[screaming]
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Leave me alone!
I'm an award-winning pussycat
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and I haven't finished
my acceptance speech yet!
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[screaming]
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Here, Odie. You can have this one.
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[whimpering]
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Awards are great.
They make your relatives real happy
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and you can sell the trophies
for pretty good money.
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[whimpering]
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For that one?
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You ought to be able to get enough
for it to buy a real lasagna.
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It's a lot better than gold.
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[upbeat music]
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