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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[Eddie Gourmand] You know,
there are many ways
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to prepare lasagna.
One famous Italian chef
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has a collection of - get this -
over 22,000 different recipes
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for how to cook lasagna.
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And they're all good.
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Some recipes use layered noodles,
cheese, tomato sauce and onion.
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And sausage. Don't forget sausage.
Lots and lots of sausage.
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And of course, lots and lots of sausage.
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Ah!
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[yipping]
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[growling]
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No, I will not throw the stick
so you can fetch it. Repeat: no.
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Not.
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[whining]
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[whining]
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[groaning]
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No! Can you not get the concept of "no"
through that dense doggy skull of yours?
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I am not throwing the stick
so you can fetch it.
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I am never throwing the stick
so you can fetch it.
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Never, never, never!
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[whimpering]
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I left out a never. Never!
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[sad whimpering]
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Argh!
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...and that's how we fold in
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the ricotta cheese.
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Argh! That dog made me miss
the ricotta cheese.
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That's the best part.
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Any part that involves cheese
is the best part.
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[sighing]
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[phone ringing]
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Arbuckle! Phone.
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No, I'm just sitting here drawing, Liz.
Why?
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There's a TV show on now
I think you'll want to see.
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I don't have time now. I have a deadline
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and Drusilla and Minerva
are coming over--
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It's about the Zabadu.
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The Zabadu? Down in Franistan?
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As far as I know, there's only
one Zabadu and it's in Franistan.
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I'll turn it on now. Thanks, Liz.
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Now, we layer the lasagna noodles
in a criss-cross pattern.
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[gasping]
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I don't know why you are watching me
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when there's wonderful programming
like this on.
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Sorry,
there's a show on that I have to see.
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There are fascinating things to--
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-You know, people--
-...places to go--
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There are many different ways...
-[growling]
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[growling]
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[gasping in disgust]
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-One famous Italian...
-[giggling]
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Ok, I didn't want to resort to this,
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but I'll have to use my secret weapon.
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Nothing will stop me from watching
my favorite program.
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Ahem. Minerva and Drusilla are coming by.
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Minerva and Drusilla.
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[screaming]
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I hated to do it,
but I have to see this documentary.
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[screaming]
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There are things to do
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and many interesting places
to go in Franistan,
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but the jungles are filled with monsters
and great danger.
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[panting] None of which are as scary
as Minerva and Drusilla.
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[screaming]
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If anyone needs me, I'll be under here
for the rest of my life.
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The most famous mysterious creature
in this country
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is known as the Zabadu.
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Few have seen this elusive beast,
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but those who have will never forget him.
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We went out to the jungle
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to hunt a little, and we saw him.
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Ten feet tall. All covered with hair.
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And you're sure it was the Zabadu?
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Either him or the girl I took
to my senior prom.
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It was like he was protecting
the animals in that area.
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But I didn't stick around to watch.
He was this huge, slobbering monster.
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And you're certain this was the Zabadu?
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Well, either him or the guy
who took me to my senior prom.
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Only one crew
has ever been able to film the Zabadu.
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We'll show you that rare footage
later in this show.
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But it inspired one man
to travel here to Franistan.
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[heroic music]
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Dirk Dinkum,
the most famous adventurer in Australia.
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They say he's never met
the man or beast he couldn't track
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or tame.
-[doorbell ringing]
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[in unison] Uncle Jon?
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[Australian accent]
People are awfully afraid
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of this thing called the Zabadu.
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Well, I'm here to stop that fear.
I'm going into the jungle
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and I'm not coming out
without the Zabadu. Dead or alive.
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[applause]
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-Uncle Jon.
-Play with the kitty.
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He's upstairs under the bed.
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[both] Kitty cat!
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[lively music]
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We want kitty cat!
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What am I afraid of?
It's just two little girls.
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Am I going to spend the rest of my life
under here hiding from two little girls?
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No. I'm not going to spend the rest
of my life hiding from two little girls.
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What can they do to me?
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[both] Kitty cat!
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[sighing] We're about to find out.
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Let's dress him up real pretty.
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-I'll style his tail.
-We should condition his fur.
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[both] We want kitty cat!
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[screaming]
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[both] We want Garfield!
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[groaning]
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We want kitty cat!
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Some say the Zabadu
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protects the animals of the jungle.
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This doesn't matter to Dirk Dinkum.
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[girls yelling]
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I mean really,
what do animals need protection from?
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Twins!
Animals need protection from twins.
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We want kitty cat!
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We want Garfield.
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[excited chatter]
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[groaning]
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[excited chatter]
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[both] Kitty cat! Kitty cat! Kitty cat!
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Kitty cat!
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[barking]
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[both] Puppy dog! Puppy dog!
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We're going to play with the puppy dog!
We're going to play with the puppy dog!
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I know it was a rotten thing to do
to the pup, but it was either him or me.
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And I prefer it be him.
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Dirk Dinkum
has never failed yet on a mission.
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Can the famed adventurer Dirk Dinkum
succeed where others have failed?
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Can he find the elusive Zabadu?
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If I can't, nobody can.
But I can. Dirk Dinkum never fails.
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Hi, Uncle Jon.
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[yipping]
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What are you watching?
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-Just a second, please.
-As I said,
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only one person has ever
shot video of the mysterious Zabadu.
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We'll show it to you
after you sit through
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about 900 commercials.
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It's a show about a creature
in Franistan, the Zabadu.
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The Zabadu?
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He's that monster nobody
hardly ever sees.
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Yes. Well, I have a special interest
in him because-- Oh!
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[whining]
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Yeah. Well, I had this friend once,
my closest friend, in fact.
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He went there to photograph the Zabadu.
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Wow. That's dangerous.
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I'll say. I... I never saw him again.
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Oh, that's awful.
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It sure is. His name was Lyman.
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[whimpering sadly]
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-Lyman knew Odie?
-Lyman used to own Odie.
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We'll have milk and cookies
and I'll tell you all about him.
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[sad music]
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[whining]
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I thought you owned Odie.
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Well, I do now, I guess.
You see, Lyman was my roommate.
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He was a great guy,
really loved animals.
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I knew him from high school.
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I didn't see him for a while until...
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[doorbell ringing]
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-I wonder who that could be.
-Hopefully, someone delivering pizza.
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[groaning]
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Lyman!
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Jon, great to see you. You haven't
changed a bit, I'm sorry to say.
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Jon, I need a place to stay. I'm cold,
I'm hungry, I'm weak. Take me in.
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Sure, Lyman.
You know my home is your home.
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But my sandbox is off-limits.
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-Is that all you have, the one suitcase?
-Just that and my friend.
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[panting and whining]
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[groaning]
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I'm not 100% certain,
but it could be a dog.
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[happily barking]
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[grunting]
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It took a while for Garfield to accept
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sharing his space with a puppy.
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[groaning]
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[whining]
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But eventually, he did.
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Slowly but surely,
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Garfield realized that it can be nice
to have a dog around.
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Huh?
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[happy panting]
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Look at that poor, undignified mutt,
all slobbery and mindless.
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It's just disgusting.
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Odie, you're so cute. Have a steak.
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[yipping]
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Huh?
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[happily panting]
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Lyman was a good photographer.
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He took great pictures of Garfield.
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Now, look this way and say
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"lasagna."
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Uh huh.
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[happily panting]
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Why do all your photos of Garfield
have him eating or sleeping?
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[snoring]
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Forget I asked that question.
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It's forgotten.
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[slurping]
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Finally, one day Lyman got a job.
He was going to go far, far away
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to Franistan to try
and photograph the Zabadu.
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You think the Zabadu is real?
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For this pay, I'd take
a picture of King Kong with Godzilla.
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[whining]
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Anyway, take care of Odie
while I'm gone.
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[barking sadly]
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[chuckling] No, I can't take you
with me, boy.
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You stay here
and do everything Jon tells you.
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Jon, tell him to live somewhere else.
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Here. I want you to wear my lucky hat,
which you hate.
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If you're lucky, I won't bring it back.
But thanks.
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So, he left and headed for the airport.
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[ominous music]
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And that was the last time
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we saw him.
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They called and said he'd vanished.
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He went off alone to get a picture
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of the Zabadu and--
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Wasn't that TV program
going to show us a photo?
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It was a video
someone made of the Zabadu. Come on.
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[lively music]
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A camera crew from France
spent weeks trying to get video
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of the mysterious creature
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known as the Zabadu.
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[gasping]
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Here, as promised,
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is the few seconds they were able to get.
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[gasping]
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-That's the Zabadu.
-I can't see him.
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And your friend ran into that monster?
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I doubt it. I'm not sure
there really is such a creature.
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But if there were, Lyman probably never--
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-I see him. He's wearing a hat.
-Look, Uncle Jon.
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Is that like the hat you gave
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your friend Lyman?
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-[barking]
-That is the hat I gave my friend Lyman.
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Now, you say you've heard that the Zabadu
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may be holding some human beings
captive in his lair?
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That's the rumor.
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And if he is,
I aim to go in and rescue them.
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For a price.
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[twins] What does it mean?
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It means there's a chance Lyman
is alive and being held captive by...
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[gulping] a monster.
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[whining]
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We'll be back with more
right after this commercial.
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Boy, is this ever a rotten time
for a commercial.
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[whining]
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[upbeat music]
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