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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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I want to be home! I want to be home!
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I want to be home!
I want to be home!
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[cheerful music continues]
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Ah! Free at last!
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Isn't it great
to be far from civilization?
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No cars, no phones.
It's just us and Mother Nature.
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Mother Nature has a cruel sense of humor.
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I'm cold, I'm tired, I'm starving.
I haven't eaten for...
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Well, it seems like more
than ten minutes.
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Only seven more miles
and we'll be at my Cousin Bill's cabin.
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You'll be fine.
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I'll be extinct.
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[barking]
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Thanks for the pep talk, Odie,
but I'm just an ordinary cat
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whose big exercise is working
the remote control on the DVD player.
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We're almost there.
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It's only three miles away,
at the bottom of this slope.
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Three miles.
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[panting with effort]
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Can't we get there any faster?
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[screaming]
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I just changed my mind
about wanting to get there faster.
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[action music]
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[screaming]
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I want to go home.
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[screaming]
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This never happens to Santa Claus
and he's fatter than I am.
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Fantastic! Just like the old days.
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No electricity, no appliances, nothing.
We'll have to rough it.
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What? You mean no fridge,
no microwave, no TV?
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We're going to have to live like...
animals?
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Ok, guys! Let's go outdoors and have fun.
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[happy yapping]
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I'm not going anywhere.
And close the door, for crying out loud.
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I'm freezing.
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I guess Garfield isn't coming.
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[whining]
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Nice. Time for a well deserved nap.
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[narrator] [English accent]
So, while Jon and Odie
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were outdoors having a jolly good time,
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Garfield remained in the cabin
to rest his--
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Who said that?
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[narrator] Me. I'm your narrator.
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I've just been included in the story.
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Why?
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Ask the writers.
You can go back to sleep.
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Ok, but keep your voice down.
Good night.
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My deep apologies.
Where was I? Oh, yes!
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While Garfield was resting
his weary bones,
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Jon and Odie had a jolly good time.
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[shouting gleefully]
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♪ Do the anti-grumpy song ♪
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♪ You only have to move around ♪
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♪ Jump and dance if you're feeling down ♪
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♪ Feeling grumpy, sleepy or sad? ♪
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♪ Sing this song if you feel bad ♪
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♪ Stand up and sing along ♪
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♪ Do the anti-grumpy song ♪
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♪ Shake your belly, bust a move ♪
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♪ Get your body into the groove ♪
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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♪ Go and hit the dance floor ♪
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♪ Step up and sing along ♪
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♪ Do the anti-grumpy song ♪
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Why is it so cold in here?
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[narrator] Because you didn't keep
the fire going, numbskull.
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Hey, I don't have to take this abuse
from a second-rate narrator.
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Don't blame me. I didn't write it.
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Anyway, this story is
about to have its first twist.
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So brace yourself. Au revoir.
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A twist? Au revoir?
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Oh, no!
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Paddy? Paddy the Leprechaun?
Nice twist. I didn't see it coming.
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[Irish accent] Hi, Garfield.
Sorry to be barging in on you.
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I was on me way to Hawaii,
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but I guess I took one
of those wrong turns at Albuquerque.
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Hawaii? Man, I wish I were in Hawaii.
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Yeah, I see what you mean.
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[shivering]
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Want to come to Hawaii with me, laddie?
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You betcha.
Thanks but no thanks, Paddy.
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If I go, Jon is going to be worried sick
and it'll completely ruin his holiday.
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I can't do that to him.
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Ok. As you wish.
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Bye, laddie.
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If you change your mind, open this door
and call me name three times.
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[cheerful music]
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How do you like our snowman?
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I named him Boris.
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I'm hungry.
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Oh, don't worry.
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We went ice fishing. We won't starve.
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We actually caught something.
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You caught canned spinach?
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Bon appétit.
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[slurping]
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Do you have any real food?
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Let's try to get the weather report.
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[narrator] Hi.
This is your narrator again.
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Tonight, Mars,
Jupiter and Venus will align with Earth.
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This will have a direct effect
on this story
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and make for another quirky plot twist.
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Another twist?
Gee, I hope it's a good one.
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[slow applause]
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Look. Mars, Venus and Jupiter.
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Perfectly aligned. What a glorious sight!
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I'm still waiting for that plot twist.
I hope it involves dinner.
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[snoring]
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[soft music]
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[slurping and yapping]
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Hey! Go away, Odie.
Bad dog. Badder than bad dog!
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[frantic barking]
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Leave me alone.
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[intriguing music]
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I don't want to go outside.
That's where most of the cold is.
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[whimpering]
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What? What is it?
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[whimpering]
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Boris the Snowman is gone?
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This must be the second plot twist
the narrator was talking about.
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[narrator] That's right.
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Quite unexpected, huh?
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The writers have really
outdone themselves.
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You're only saying that
to get more lines.
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Now leave this story.
We'll take it from here.
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You're quite the diva, aren't you?
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Fine. Narrator out.
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Wow. Touchy.
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[barking]
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Ok, Odie, let's follow that trail.
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[barking]
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[intriguing music]
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[Boris] Hey Olaf, how can you tell
when a snowman is sad?
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[Olaf] I don't know. How?
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When you see him cry ice cubes.
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[uproarious laughter]
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Am I seeing things or was that Boris
the snowman telling a joke
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to another snowman named Olaf?
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Are you guys for real?
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Sure we are. Last night there was
an alignment of three planets and...
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Let me guess, and then you were hit
by a ray of light and bingo,
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you were alive.
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Precisely! How did you know?
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It's the laziest screenwriting trick
in the book.
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A pumpkin or a toaster gets hit
by an energy beam and,
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lo and behold, it's alive. Pathetic.
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Well, like it or not,
I'm thrilled to be alive.
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And so am I. There is nothing more
boring than being an ordinary snowman.
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You stand there all day doing nothing
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with no one to talk to,
slowly melting away.
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Yes, Olaf. The life of an ordinary
snowman is no picnic.
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And that's why we're telling jokes.
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I got one for you.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
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Children.
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[uproarious laughter]
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[joyful music]
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Speaking of snowballs, here's one.
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I hope a rabbit eats your nose.
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[laughing] Gotcha!
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[joyful music continues]
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Bull's eye!
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Ta-dah!
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[yapping and laughing]
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Wow! What a day. It's been fun.
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I'm starved. I could use an iceburger.
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[laughing]
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See you tomorrow, guys.
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-Good night, sleep warm.
-Good night, sleep cold.
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[uproarious laughter]
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[narrator] Winter is over, folks,
and temperatures are rising quickly.
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Time to pack your skis and go home.
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That's exactly what we're going to do.
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Garfield, Odie, we're leaving.
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Ok, but first we need to say goodbye
to Boris and Olaf.
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[cheerful music]
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Guys, we're leaving.
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It's been a pleasure knowing you.
You're both so cool.
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Not anymore. We're melting.
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By the end of the day,
we'll be two puddles of water.
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Boy, this is so sad.
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We can't have a sad ending
to this story, now can we?
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Ok, chill, guys. I'll be right back.
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Odie, Garfield, let's go!
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Don't wait. I'll catch up.
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Paddy! Paddy! Paddy!
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Hello laddie! Changed your mind?
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Want me to take you to Hawaii?
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Not exactly. Say,
your underground tunnels out of Ireland
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cover the entire planet, right?
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Of course they do.
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Through them, we leprechauns
can go anywhere in the world.
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See...
[whispering]
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Whoa, laddie, you're asking a lot.
But ok, I'll do it.
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For old time's sake.
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[horn music]
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Hop in!
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This old engine runs on leprechaun magic.
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I'll have you at your destination
in a wee instant.
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-Thanks for everything, Garfield.
- Bye bye, now! Bye bye!
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Don't forget to write.
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|laughing]
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[joyful music]
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[laughing]
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[Garfield] Hey Odie, it's a postcard
from Boris and Olaf.
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"Dear Odie and Garfield...
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It's freezing here at the North Pole.
We love it!
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Come up and see us sometime
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and we'll give you a chilly reception!
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"Yours coolly, Boris and Olaf."
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Don't you love stories that end well?
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[yipping]
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I feel so happy,
I may even forgive that narrator.
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[narrator] Oh, thank you so very much.
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I did say "may."
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[upbeat music]
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