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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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[panting]
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[honking]
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[whining]
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Sausage... black olives...
Canadian bacon... extra sauce.
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Other people put themselves to sleep
by counting sheep.
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I count pizza toppings.
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Pineapple... more sausage...
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[barking]
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The mailman's here?
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[whimpering]
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Thanks for the alert, boy, but I've
decided to take the afternoon off.
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No mailman annoying for me today.
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Extra cheese... extra-extra cheese...
extra-extra-extra cheese...
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That's right, Agnes.
The house with the cat.
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I'm delivering there now.
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If I don't see you again,
remember I loved you.
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Hold on. This is the dangerous part
where I push the doorbell.
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[grunting]
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[doorbell ringing]
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[Jon] I'll get it!
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Agnes! I may be ok.
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I hear Mr. Arbuckle coming.
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Hello, Mr. Arbuckle.
I have some letters for--
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[screaming]
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Mr. Arbuckle! What are you doing,
scaring me like that?
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[whimpering]
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[whimpering]
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Jon's taken up mime.
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[whining]
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You don't know what mime is?
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[whimpering]
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I figured you wouldn't.
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Here. I had them prepare
this brief educational video to explain.
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Mime is an ancient form of acting
that does not use words or speech
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and which dates back to Ancient Greece
in the fifth century B.C.
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It is an art of conveying a message
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through your actions and expressions.
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A mime never speaks directly
to the audience.
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Instead, he or she relies
on the power of imagination.
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[whining]
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Now, take a cue from Jon and don't say
anything for the next week or two.
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[barking]
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Let me guess.
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You got fed up with the cat
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and you're running away
to join the circus.
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[eerie music]
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What? Do I want a cup of coffee?
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Yes! You got it exactly right!
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Oh man, I'm good! I'm really good!
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I took mime classes for three months.
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And now I'm testing my miming abilities.
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Well... Here's your mail.
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Is that a bill
from the Prime Rib of the Month Club?
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I don't want to get kicked out.
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Hum hum.
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"Dear Mr. Arbuckle, our mime school
has elected you Student of the Year.
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We chose you to go
to the World Mime Championship
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that will take place in Paris, France,
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home of the greatest mimes of all time."
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Garfield! Odie! I'm going to go to France
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and win this contest
as the world's greatest mime!
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[yipping]
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To really get in practice,
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I'm going to live my life in mime!
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I won't say another word
until the competition!
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[cheerful music]
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I'm not sure why,
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but I have a feeling
we're in big trouble.
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[whining]
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[soft music]
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He's miming everything.
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He's doing an imaginary drawing
with an imaginary pencil.
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And guess what? After this week,
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Jon's boss is going to send him
an imaginary paycheck.
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[whining]
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And now he's making us
an imaginary dinner...
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Oh, great. Imaginary lasagna again.
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We haven't had a meal
with actual food in it for days.
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Does he think anyone would be
stupid enough to go along with this?
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[gobbling]
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Enough already!
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[groaning]
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Your cat is fed up with not being fed up!
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Odie, give me the menu for Vito's.
Here.
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That's right. Dial the phone.
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I'd do it myself
but I'm too weak from hunger.
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Vito's Pizzeria. Vito speaking.
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How may I help you?
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[mouthing silently]
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Hello? Is anybody there?
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I guess no one's there.
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Fortunately, I planned for an emergency.
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[triumphant music]
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A few months ago, I recorded
one of Jon's better orders.
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Vito's Pizzeria. Vito speaking.
How may I help you?
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[Jon] Vito? This is Jon Arbuckle.
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Send me enough food for my cat.
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Ah, Signor Arbuckle!
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I will be right over as soon
as I can borrow a large truck.
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Problem solved!
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[cheerful music]
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[doorbell ringing]
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Buongiorno!
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[yipping]
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Here is your bill, Signor Arbuckle.
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Hurry, hurry!
Pay him in large bills. It's faster!
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He's paying him in imaginary money.
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Please, Signore. Pay me
so I can get back to my ristorante.
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[teeth chattering]
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Is that supposed to be the tip?
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[groaning]
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[teeth chattering]
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I do not know what kind of silly joke
you are playing
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but Vito won't put up with it!
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If you do not pay,
you do not get my wonderful food!
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No, wait! Can't you take an imaginary
credit card or something?
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[barking]
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[sighing] If Jon doesn't give up
this mime stuff,
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he's going to have
a couple of imaginary pets.
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[groaning]
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[soft music]
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[whimpering]
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Jon's mowing the lawn
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with an imaginary lawn mower.
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[whimpering]
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There you are, Jon Arbuckle.
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Where have you been?
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Why don't you answer your phone?
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I keep calling and someone answers,
but no one says anything.
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"Student of the Year...
World Mime Championship?"
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You've been studying mime?
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You're going to France for a contest?
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Well, good luck. Who's your partner?
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[alarm blaring]
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Your partner.
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It says here:
"All contestants must be duets.
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Two mimes in a team."
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[gasping]
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You didn't read the back of the letter?
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You don't have a partner?
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And the contest is day after tomorrow.
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Where are you going to find a partner
who can mime?
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[gasping]
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Oh, no! Not me.
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No chance. No way.
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I don't think Garfield wants to do it
and that's too bad.
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It would have been nice to win
that big cash prize.
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Yeah, big cash prize.
I guess you didn't read this part.
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It says the winner receives... Wow.
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That's enough money to keep Garfield
in lasagna for a year.
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Excuse me one moment.
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Looks like you've got yourself a partner.
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[accordion]
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[yawning]
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[French accent]
How long have they been like this?
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[French accent]
One hour and 37 minutes.
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What is the name of their act again?
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[French accent]
"The Meaning of Life."
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[yawning]
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Life is apparently very boring.
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The next contestant is "Jean" Arbuckle
and his cat Garfield.
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They will perform
the famous mirror sketch.
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[cheerful music]
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[laughing]
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[excited chatter in French]
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[cheerful music continues]
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[laughing]
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Bravo! That was brilliant!
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The best I have ever seen!
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Let us give them the trophy right now!
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[yipping]
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Congratulations. You are the winners!
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The finest mimes in all the world!
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You shall receive the large cash prize!
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Wow! Thanks a bunch!
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[gasping]
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He... He spoke!
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Contestants are not allowed to speak!
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The rules are quite strict.
If you speak - and you did -
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you are disqualified.
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Disqualif--
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No large cash prize for you.
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Ushers!
Remove them from the stage at once!
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No! That's not fair!
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I only spoke after the performance!
That doesn't count! I protest!
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I protest!
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When I need him to order pasta,
he doesn't say a word.
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Now, he talks!
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[sad music]
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Oh, shut up!
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[upbeat music]
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