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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[news program jingle]
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[newswoman] We're moments
from the launch
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of the Concordia space shuttle.
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News. There must be something
more important on.
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Something with people
getting dressed up as large chickens.
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[whining]
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All right, all right. We'll watch this.
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[bell ringing]
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Guys, I need you to keep
an eye on this ferret for me.
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Ferret?
Aren't two mouths enough to feed?
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Especially since one of them is mine?
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Liz is totally booked up
at the vet clinic,
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so I agreed to watch
one of her patients awhile.
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She'd better not be contagious.
Or too hungry.
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Depends. What's in it for me?
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I just baked an extra-large
four-cheese lasagna to make up for it.
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It's cooling off now.
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Four-cheese lasagna?
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[sniffing]
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Trust but verify.
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Congratulations. You have successfully
bribed me into ferret-sitting.
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I sell out so cheap.
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I'd better get going.
I'll be back before dinner!
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[cheerful music]
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[newswoman] The two astronauts
will board the shuttle
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any minute now.
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Hey guys!
I need to stretch my legs for a bit.
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Zip it. We're trying to watch TV here.
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Just let me out for a bit.
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I'm a ferret and ferrets need to exercise
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or else they go crazy!
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[shrieking]
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[crashing]
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[howling]
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[sighing] All right.
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All right...but don't maul
any furniture. That's my job.
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[shrieking]
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[giggling maniacally]
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[action music]
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[shrieking]
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[telephone ringing]
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Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle.
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Please leave me a message
at the beep.
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[Jon] Garfield, it's me.
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I forgot to mention.
Don't let Mrs. Ferret out of her cage
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under any conditions. Liz put her
on a strict diet and she'll eat anything.
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Now he tells us.
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Can you imagine how bad it would be
to be around an animal
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that will eat anything? Don't say it.
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The four-cheese lasagna!
Maybe we can stop her before she eats
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all four cheeses!
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[groaning]
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You! You ate all our lasagna.
What do you have to say for yourself?
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[hiccupping]
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Yeah, that's what I usually say.
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Oh, well. When Jon gets home,
he'll make us another one.
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And another and another.
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[growling]
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-[phone ringing]
-Hi, this in Jon Arbuckle.
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Please leave me a message
at the beep.
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Hey, guys. Bad news. Oh!
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My car broke down. I'll have to stay over
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at a motel.
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Aren't you glad
I baked you the lasagna?
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Just imagine if you were alone
and starving for an entire day!
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[screaming]
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Quick! The refrigerator!
Let's see what's in there.
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[action music]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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You ate everything in the refrigerator
but the ice cube tray and the light bulb.
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Uh-huh. Saving those for dessert.
So, what are you two going to eat?
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Oh, I'll find something
in Jon's cookbook here.
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Roast ferret, ferret stew.
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Hey, Odie.
You in the mood for Chinese food?
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Here's a recipe for ferret chow mein.
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[screaming]
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If you'll excuse me,
I have to go lock myself in the cage!
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[lively music]
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There's got to be something edible here!
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[lively music]
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[giggling]
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[fanfare]
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Canned cat food! Jon always keeps
one can around in case of an emergency.
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Quick. Where's the can opener?
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Aha!
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[grunting]
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[whining]
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[grunting]
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You want to give it a try?
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[laughing]
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Odie, you're too dumb to open this can.
Just watch and learn.
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[grunting]
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[giggling]
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Fine. I'll just have to use
the electric can opener!
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[yipping]
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No, you can't try now.
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[whirring]
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[sad music]
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It will take more than a stupid piece
of metal to stop me
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from eating the food
that's inside this can!
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[whining]
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[suspenseful music]
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[whining]
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No, Odie, for the one thousandth time,
I do not need your help.
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Just open up,
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you pesky piece of metal!
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[thudding]
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[yowling]
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[sad music]
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[whining]
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No, you cannot help!
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Let's run through this one last time.
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Ready? One, two, three!
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[grunting]
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Ouch! Double ouch! Triple ouch.
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[whining]
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[giggling]
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[sad music]
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[hissing]
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Odie, I don't know about you,
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but I'm getting really,
really, really hungry.
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[whimpering]
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This is all your fault.
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Hey, Odie, have you ever noticed
how much a ferret looks like a hot dog?
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[whining]
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What are you looking at me like that for?
What is it?
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Why do you have that mustard and relish
look in your eyes?
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[licking lips]
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I have to warn you.
Ferrets taste terrible.
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We all taste like asparagus.
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I like asparagus.
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Did I say asparagus?
I meant tofu! Stale, dry tofu!
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I like tofu.
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The launch has been postponed
for a few hours because
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of an incoming storm.
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But this should pass
and we will launch later this afternoon.
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Odie, I think I have a new idea.
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[intriguing music]
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Once a lightning bolt strikes,
it will not only open the can
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but it will also heat up the food.
That is pure genius.
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[whining]
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You think you're going to win don't you?
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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But you won't. You will never defeat me.
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[yowling]
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I really hate canned food.
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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[crying]
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How about some TV to cheer you up?
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My cat always comes purring
whenever he hears me open a can
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of his favorite delicious cat food!
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[giggling]
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[wailing]
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Oops. You don't want to watch that.
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[newswoman] The storm
seems to be passing.
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Yes, it looks like
we should be able to launch
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the space shuttle
in approximately 30 minutes.
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Come on!
I know how to get this can open.
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[whimpering]
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[lively music]
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[ominous music]
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[explosion]
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[blasting off]
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[intriguing music]
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See, I told you we didn't have time
to go to the restroom.
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Wait!
If we're down here, then who's up there?
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[intriguing music]
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Good thing we kept those spacesuits.
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[whimpering]
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[dramatic music]
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Ok, can! You thought you were
indestructible, didn't you?
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Well, let's see how you'll survive
a fall straight down to Earth.
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[maniacally cackling]
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[cackling]
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[intriguing music]
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Oww!
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Oh, no!
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[intriguing music]
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My new hybrid flying saucer!
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[suspenseful music]
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Take this, you wretched space garbage.
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[Garfield] Hey!
Go pick on someone else's can of food!
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[action music]
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By the Seven Rings of Arcturus,
this mysterious object is resisting
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my disintegrating
anti-molecular magma beam!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[action music]
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[screaming]
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This is Mission Control.
We have a problem.
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This doesn't look too wonderful, Odie.
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[whimpering]
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Three, two, one.
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[intriguing music]
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[screaming]
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Look! Phew! That was hairy.
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[barking]
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[intriguing music]
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[screaming]
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[cheerful music]
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[sighing] Defeated by a can of cat food.
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Oh, the shame. Oh, the humiliation.
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[yipping]
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All right, all right. After all that,
you want to see if you can open it?
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[whimpering]
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Be my guest.
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[whining]
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Ta-dah!
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[sighing]
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[laughing]
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Odie, before I say or do something
I'm going to regret,
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I'm going to do something drastic.
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[whining]
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I'm going to end this cartoon.
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[whining]
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[upbeat music]
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