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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Can you believe it, guys?
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A comic book shop actually wants me there
today to sign autographs.
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They probably just want to see
if you can write your name.
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[Odie muttering]
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Shhh! It's my Caped Avenger costume,
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in case there's a world crisis.
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Or anyone wants my autograph.
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The shop's up ahead.
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I'll bet there's a line
around the block of fans
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who want my signature.
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[cheerful music continues]
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[sad music]
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[birds crowing]
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[clock ticking]
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[sadly sighing]
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[snoring]
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[teeth chattering]
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What time is the line around the block
getting here?
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I just love Ultra-Powerful Guy comics.
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I can't understand it, Mr. Arbuckle.
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I advertised for weeks
that you'd be here.
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I thought everyone
who loves your work would come.
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We are all here.
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[whining]
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They didn't turn up.
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They didn't even come
for the world's rarest comic book,
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Ultra-Powerful Guy number 1.
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I thought people would come to see it
if I had a copy on display.
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Isn't that worth,
like, a million dollars?
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Sure is.
The guy who loaned it to me
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insisted I hire a security guard
to stand watch on it.
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But it didn't draw a big crowd, either.
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Aren't there some people here?
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Just a few and not enough.
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I've run out of ideas
to attract customers.
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Looks like I'm going to have to go
out of business.
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[gasping]
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I know what this store needs!
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-[whining curiously]
-Yes!
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It needs excitement! It needs celebrity!
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It needs an appearance
by the most super of all superheroes.
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[heroic music]
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The Caped Avenger!
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[echoing] Venger, venger, venger!
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[whining]
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No snickering about the costume.
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[giggling]
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[sad trombone music]
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[boy] At a convention,
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I bought all the Colossal Mystery comics.
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425 issues,
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all in mint condition
and sealed in plastic.
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If they're sealed up,
how will you read them?
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"Read them?"
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I got my whole life savings in here
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and I'm not making enough
to pay the rent.
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Don't worry, Rupert.
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Something will change.
Fate will walk through the front door.
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-[bell ringing]
-I am here!
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Whoa!
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Ok, well now I'm over here!
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It is I, the Caped Avenger!
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[echoing] Venger, venger, venger!
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It's a real life superhero!
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It's an overweight cat in a bad costume.
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Right both times, men! And now I will--
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[crashing]
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Whatever it was, I didn't do it.
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It sounds like it came from outside.
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My front window!
With the million dollar comic book!
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I repeat: I didn't do it.
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Not my fault, whatever it is.
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It's gone! The copy
of Ultra-Powerful Guy number 1 is gone!
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[Jon] I'll call the police.
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[sniffing]
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Odie, be careful of that broken glass
all over the sidewalk.
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[whimpering]
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Hello? I'd like to report a robbery.
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A very expensive robbery.
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[sirens wailing]
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How will I pay for that comic book?
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I'm ruined.
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[mysterious music]
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Let's run through this one last time.
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Like I said, officer. This guy
in a costume looked like a super-villain.
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He ran up to the window
with some super-power hammer thingy.
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He broke the window,
knocked me out and stole the comic.
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I see. Could you describe him
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so our police artist
could make a sketch of him?
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I'll try... but he was wearing a mask.
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Odie, this looks like a job for...
Fanfare.
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[he imitates trumpets]
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The Caped Avenger!
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[echoing] Venger, venger, venger!
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Where's my trusty sidekick, Slurp?
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[whimpering]
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Oh! Hi, trusty sidekick Slurp.
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And your costume?
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[whining]
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Well then, dream one up.
Use your imagination.
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[whining]
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How many times do I have to tell you?
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The sidekick can't have
a better costume than the hero!
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No time to change.
There's a super-villain around.
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Let's roll!
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[dramatic music]
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You're wondering
if there's an origin story
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for the Caped Avenger, venger, venger!
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Well, there is.
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Criminals
are a superstitious, cowardly lot.
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So, my disguise
must be able to strike terror
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into their hearts.
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I will base my costume
on the next thing I see.
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Signore! Here is the pizza you ordered.
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Of course it will scare everyone.
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It has anchovies on it.
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[sad trombone music]
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[whining]
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All right.
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-Better?
-[whimpering in approval]
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Let's find a despicable,
repulsive super-villain to defeat.
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[whining]
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Because that's what heroes like us do,
that's why.
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Nope. No despicable,
repulsive super-villains around here.
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Let's eat.
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[man] Caped Avenger!
Caped Avenger!
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No autographs. And you forgot my echo.
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There's a despicable, repulsive
super-villain robbing the bank.
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Leaping lasagna!
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Wait! Did you say he was despicable?
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-Yes.
-And is he repulsive?
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Very.
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This sounds like a job for...
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the Caped Avenger, venger, venger!
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He's also very dangerous.
139
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This sounds like a job
for the Caped Avenger's sidekick!
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Call me after you win.
I'll be in Bermuda.
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[moaning]
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There he is now!
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Hey! Caped Avenger, venger, venger!
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I just robbed the bank
you keep your money in.
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What are you going to do now?
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The thing any self-respecting superhero
would do.
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Move my money to another bank.
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No! It's too late.
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He's already stolen my money.
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We have to get it back.
Onward, overdressed sidekick!
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[yowling]
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[action music]
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[thudding]
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We are here. Want to give up?
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-No.
-Even though I have incredible speed?
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Watch this.
I'll run completely around the world.
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[yelling]
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Sorry it took so long.
There was a traffic jam in Luxembourg.
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So! Want to give up now?
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No.
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Even though I have incredible strength?
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Watch as I lift the heaviest object
around here! Me!
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[grunting]
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Jon was right.
I need to lose a few pounds.
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Want to give up now?
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No, I think I'd rather do this!
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[screaming]
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I think I'll give up the part
about arresting super-villains
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and just wear the suit and look cool.
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Odie!
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I came through the wall this way
and the bricks are there.
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[whining]
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I think I've solved the crime!
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[whining]
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Yes. Crashing through that wall like that
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reminded me of a story I once read
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in an issue of Ultra-Powerful Guy!
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Come on!
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Ultra-Powerful Guy, Ultra-Powerful Guy...
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Ah, here they are.
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Now, which issue was it?
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Nope. Not this one.
No, not this one, either.
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Wait... I think this is it. It is!
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Come on!
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I'll be honest, Rupert.
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The chances of finding him
and returning the comic book are slim.
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So are my chances of staying in business.
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I have to go to the police station.
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Wait! Superhero to the rescue!
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I don't have time for comics.
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Read this! Read these panels.
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What do you--
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Ultra-Powerful Guy says,
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"When a window breaks,
195
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the shards go in the same direction
as the impact.
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The shards of glass were outside,
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so the window was broken
from the inside."
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That's right.
The pieces of glass were on the outside.
199
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-Which means whoever broke it--
-Did it from the inside.
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Uh oh!
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Stop that man!
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[action music]
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Somebody stop that guy!
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He won't get away!
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[sirens wailing]
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Whoa!
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Any idea which way he went,
faithful sidekick?
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[sniffing]
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-[growling]
-Thanks to your super-powered nose,
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we're on the trail!
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[action music continues]
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[grunting]
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This alley is a dead end,
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but if he comes this way, he can use
this board to get over the fence.
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I lost them. Once I'm past the yard,
they won't catch me!
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Help! Let me out of here!
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Another job well done
by the Caped Avenger,
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if I do say so myself.
And apparently, I have to.
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[cheerful music]
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The guard confessed.
221
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Oh, thank you, officer!
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Don't thank me.
The cat solved the mystery.
223
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[whining]
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Yeah, I did.
225
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,440
I feel like that blond guy
on the cartoon with the big, scared dog.
226
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Why so glum, Rupert?
You got back the comic.
227
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But I'm going to lose
the comic book store.
228
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Nothing I do gets customers in here.
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-[bell ringing]
-Hello.
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Is this the place from the news?
231
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Where the superhero foiled
the comic book robbery?
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[heroic music]
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It is! There's the Caped Avenger!
234
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Venger, venger, venger!
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[excited chatter]
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Looks like you have customers!
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-Lots of them.
-[laughing] Yeah!
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How about that?
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Hey, Batman! Eat your heart out!
240
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Hey, don't crowd!
There's enough of me to go around!
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[upbeat music]
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