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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Another one. Another one. Another one.
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Another one. Another one. Another one.
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Another one. Another one.
Another one.
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You see I like hot dogs? Another one.
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I'm sorry, I'm all out of hot dogs.
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[Jon humming happily]
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[sighing]
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Here's your bill.
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Here's my wallet.
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[Garfield humming]
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I said we could stop for a light snack.
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Two hundred and forty-four hot dogs
is not a light snack.
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They are if you leave off the chili.
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[tires screeching]
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[dance music]
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Good afternoon, Mr. Edge.
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I keep telling you, Joe.
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Call me Tyler. I'll have the usual.
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[heavy breathing]
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Did that man say he was Tyler Edge?
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I didn't hear a word
after "sorry, I'm out of hot dogs."
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-Here you go. One six-sausage sandwich.
-Thanks.
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Mr. Edge! Tyler. I don't have change
for a thousand-dollar bill.
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Keep the change. Buy yourself a house.
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[laughing] Yeah!
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That is Tyler Edge.
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I didn't hear a word
after "six-sausage sandwich."
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[chewing]
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Cartoonist, huh? What are you drawing?
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Nothing really. Just doodling,
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looking for a new comic strip character.
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You're Tyler Edge, right?
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I'm not Tyler Edge.
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I'm the Tyler Edge.
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[laughing]
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Tyler Edge, Tyler Edge.
That name sounds familiar.
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Do you know who Tyler Edge is?
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Oh, you never know anything. Wait here.
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-Hey!
-Sorry.
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I need to borrow your computer.
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Tyler Edge... Tyler Edge... Tyler Edge.
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Ah, here we are.
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[reporter] Tyler Edge made his first
zillion dollars when he was 16 years old.
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He quickly built the world's largest
empire of video games,
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cartoon shows, comic books
and major motion pictures.
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They call him the man who knows exactly
what today's young audiences want to buy.
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Thanks. I just had to look that up.
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The way you draw is kind of interesting.
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Tell you what... what's your name?
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Jon Arbuckle.
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[wincing] Not a good name.
But ok, tell you what.
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Bring me a concept
and if I think they'll go for it,
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I'll make you a very rich man!
-[gasps]
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I'll give you one tip.
Draw and write what you know.
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Oh.
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Guys, this is the opportunity
of a lifetime.
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I'll go home and go to work.
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Ok. But on the way home,
could we stop for more hot dogs?
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I'm thinking maybe a college student
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who gets stung by a spider
and develops spider abilities!
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Nah. No one would ever read
a comic book like that.
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Jon is having this thing
called writer's block.
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Know what writer's block is, Odie?
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[whining]
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It's when you stare stupidly
at a blank page for days
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and forget to feed your adorable pets!
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[moaning]
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A gerbil! A crime-fighting gerbil!
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No, a horse! And set in the Stone Age!
No, two horses and a sailor.
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And the sailor's a robot!
And they're all fish! And radioactive!
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It's been done.
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[sobbing]
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I'm a failure! A failure!
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I can't come up
with any new, fresh ideas!
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Come on, Odie.
Let's give him a new, fresh idea.
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[barking]
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Why, us of course!
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[crying]
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[joyful music]
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[laughing]
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I get it. You think I should draw up
a comic about you guys.
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-The man is clear on the concept.
-It would never work.
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A comic about a cat who eats lasagna
and sleeps all day?
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And a dog with a long tongue?
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Who would ever be interested in that?
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[panting]
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[sighing]
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[moaning]
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If I took that idea to Tyler Edge,
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he'd throw me right out of his--
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I'll give you one tip.
Draw and write what you know.
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[gasping] "What you know?" Ah.
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Uh-huh.
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A comic about a cat
who eats lasagna and sleeps.
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-Yes!
-[yipping]
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And a puppy with a long tongue
that fetches sticks!
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Yes!
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And I could set it in the future
and make you both zombie penguins!
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-No!
-[growling]
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[sighing]
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You're right! No zombie penguins!
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This is the greatest idea in the world.
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[lively music]
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I have so much material!
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[Jon] Thanks for looking at it.
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I hope you like it.
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[laughing]
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If I like it, the world will like it.
Lay it on me.
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[nervously laughing]
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Well, it's about a fat orange cat.
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And there's a pea-brained puppy.
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[buzzing]
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Here are some drawings I did.
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They're on paper.
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Well, yeah,
drawings are usually on paper.
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I can't relate to paper, Arbuckle.
I have to see things animated.
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-Let's go to my Animation Department.
-Huh?
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[whining]
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You mean you're going to have your team
of animators animate my comic strip?
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That's fantastic!
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Team of animators? Don't be ridiculous.
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[gasping]
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[dramatic music]
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We got rid of animators years ago.
It's all done by computer now.
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Why pay people
to sit and draw all day?
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Can you believe it, guys?
You're going to be animated.
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Us? Cartoon characters?
Who would have thought?
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[whimpering]
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We're working on
creating a solid hologram
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of the character
but that's in the future.
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Right now, it's building computer models
based on your drawings.
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[gasping]
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[lively music]
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All right. Done.
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Now let's see what
an episode might look like.
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[soft music]
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[snoring]
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[whining]
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No, I will not go throw the stick
so you can f--
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Boring!
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I think it's good.
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But you aren't me.
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First thing:
The color of the cat is all wrong.
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Huh?
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Maybe blue or beige.
Or hey, polka dots are popular.
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I look like I have measles.
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Wait, pink.
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Pink is very big this year.
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I heard they may even make the sky pink.
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You think
Garfield should be pink--
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I like it.
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I like it.
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[groaning]
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Now, we have to do something
about that voice of his.
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[whirring]
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I want some lasagna.
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It doesn't fit him.
I'll try some different ones.
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Here.
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[low voice] I want some lasagna.
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[high-pitched voice]
I want some lasagna.
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[slow voice] I want some lasagna.
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-[rough accent] I want some lasagna.
-[giggling]
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-[high voice] I want some lasagna.
-[giggling]
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-[groaning]
-[low voice] I want some lasagna.
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But I know what we need!
A celebrity voice.
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I thought I was a celebrity.
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It's very popular these days.
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Animated characters
voiced by movie stars.
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[Schwarzenegger voice] I'll be back.
For more lasagna.
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I'm starting to really not like this.
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[scary music]
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Well, ok. Now, what about Odie?
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Let's lose the dog.
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[Schwarzenegger voice] Hasta la vista,
Odie.
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[whining]
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But...
Odie is an important part of the idea.
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Nobody wants to see dogs.
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How many hit cartoon shows have a dog?
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All of them.
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For that matter,
I'm not so sure about a cat.
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[bleating]
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No. No. No.
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I don't think so.
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Wrong.
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Definitely not.
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Maybe a cat, but a different design.
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Couldn't we let Garfield be Garfield?
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[excited] Wait. I have it!
I have it, Arbuckle!
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The most awesome today vision.
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[lively music]
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That's it! That's it!
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-[gagging]
-[moaning]
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Yurk is right.
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-Tyler, what is it?
-What is it, Arbuckle?
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It's the idea that's going to make me
another jillion dollars.
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And you a couple of bucks.
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I think I'll take my idea
somewhere else.
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[whispering] Yay, Jon!
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Wait! You can't leave!
You aren't getting my full vision.
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Here, here, I'll create a solid hologram
of him to show you.
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You said that process wasn't perfected.
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It isn't but I have to make you see
what I see.
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[whizzing sounds]
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See? See how awesome it is?
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No! It's horrible! Get rid of it.
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[skidding sound]
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[grunting]
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Get rid of me? I get rid of you!
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[screaming]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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[gasping]
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[screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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Oh, no!
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Let's get out of here.
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[thudding]
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[roaring]
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[teeth chattering]
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[thudding]
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[yelling]
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[keys beeping]
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[groaning]
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[Odie whining]
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Is he gone?
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He destroyed the computer
that projected his hologram.
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You'll never see him again.
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Good.
From the neck down, he was pretty ugly.
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My entire computer animation department
is destroyed.
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It'll take, like, years to rebuild it.
What'll I do till then?
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I don't know. Maybe hire
some human beings who know how to draw?
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You just might be on to something,
Arbuckle.
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[whirring sound]
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My drawings survived!
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I'll find someone who likes them
just the way they are.
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Well, good luck.
But I think you're wasting your time.
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[whimpering]
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-What do you think, guys?
-I don't know.
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Odie, think anyone would watch
a cartoon show about a cat
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that eats lasagna
and a puppy with a long tongue?
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[whining]
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Yeah. Me neither.
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[upbeat music]
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