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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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Garfield! Breakfast is ready!
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[laughter]
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-While you eat, I'll go to the market.
-[laughter]
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Did I hear someone laughing?
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I made pancakes.
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-[laughter and applause]
-Whoa!
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Something is seriously wrong here.
You can tell because I'm not eating.
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-[laughter and applause]
-[Odie panting]
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Odie! What's going on here?
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[Odie whimpers]
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[laughter]
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All right.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
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Here. Either eat these
or bury them in the backyard.
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[Odie whining]
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Where's the boss?
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He's in his office.
But we haven't finished the scene.
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Later.
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All right, everyone. Take five!
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Now, behind this door is the studio
where we film The Garfield Show.
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How many people here watch
The Garfield Show? Show of hands?
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Oh, yeah. I've seen that show.
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I like the dog.
You know, the one with the tongue.
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One side. No autographs.
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[dramatic music]
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It's simple.
We gave your show a laugh track.
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"Laugh track?"
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That's right.
We do it in television all the time.
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We add in recorded laughter
and applause.
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Makes the show seem...
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well, more deserving
of laughter and applause.
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Isn't that cheating?
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We like to think of it
as enhancing reality.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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Here's a comedian we recently had
on one of our shows.
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Ha ha! No, but I wanna tell you.
A man walks into a doctor's office.
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He says, "It hurts when I do this."
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The doctor says, "Well, don't do that."
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Not too humorous.
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But watch what happens
when we add the laugh track.
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A man walks into a doctor's office.
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He says, "Doc, it hurts when I do this."
The doctor says, "Don't do that!"
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[laughter]
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Wouldn't it be easier to make it funny?
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Let's get one thing straight, Garfield.
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We don't tell you how to eat
and annoy puppies.
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You don't tell us how to run a TV show.
All right?
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[nervously agreeing]
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You can meet Rosie.
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"Rosie?"
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Rosie. Right in here.
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Hello, Rosie.
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Hi, boss.
Wait, here's some applause for you.
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[applause]
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And I believe you know our star,
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Garfield Cat.
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Garfield! Here's some applause for you.
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[booing]
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-Oops! Wrong button, sorry.
-[applause]
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Rosie adds in all the laughter, applause
and even sound effects for the show.
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I sure do.
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[assorted sound effects]
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Great, huh?
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I don't approve of putting phony
laughter and applause on my show.
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But if you do, make sure
I get more of it than anyone.
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The episode we're doing today,
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it wouldn't happen to have Nermal in it,
by any chance?
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Let me see...
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Why, yes. Nermal is guest-starring.
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Oh, I love Nermal.
He's my absolute favorite.
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I guess I was kind of rude
to that tour group I passed earlier.
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I'll make it up.
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I apologize, folks.
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Whip out your autograph books
and any 8x10 glossies
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you carry around of me.
I'll be glad to sign them.
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Now, the next stop on our tour is...
Oh, look who's coming. Nermal!
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Sorry, my public. No autographs!
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Well, maybe one or two
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or thirty.
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-I just love him on that show he's on.
-That's my show.
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-I'm sorry?
-The show Nermal's on.
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That's The Garfield Show
and I'm Garfield.
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I'm the star of that show.
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Funny. I watch it all the time.
I just don't recall seeing you on it.
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[dramatic music]
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Aargh!
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[soft music]
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-Ready to roll again, G.C.?
-Get the dog and let's resume.
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[bell ringing]
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I need Odie on the set.
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There's a big slurp in this scene,
so he'll need tongue makeup.
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Garfield Show, Show 55,
episode entitled "Laugh in a Can."
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Take two.
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And we're rolling. Action!
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Ahh!
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Line!
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"Something is seriously wrong here.
You can tell because I'm not eating."
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Oh, right.
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Something is seriously wrong here.
You can tell because I'm not eating.
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[harrumphing]
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[applause]
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Hi, Odie. Ready for breakfast?
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[barking]
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[laughing]
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[slurping]
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[laughing]
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[laughing and applause]
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We'll have to wait until Jon gets back
from the market. I'll be napping.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Here comes Nermal's scene.
I'll give him a big entrance.
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[laughter]
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[loud applause]
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[loud applause continues]
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That's enough, Rosie!
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Well, look who's here!
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That's right.
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It's me! Nermal, the most adorable feline
on this planet.
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[loud applause]
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I can't take this.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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You're beautiful.
Not as beautiful as I am.
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But beautiful in your own way.
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[loud applause]
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This has got to stop. And I think
I know how to make that happen.
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Rosie!
The boss wants to see you right away.
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But I'm putting in laughs and applause
on this episode.
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I'll handle it for you
while you go see him.
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Oh. All right.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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And now,
since I seem to have the show to myself,
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I thought I'd sing a song.
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[booing]
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All right, settle down.
I don't have to sing.
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I could do a dance number for you.
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[cows mooing]
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[ducks quacking]
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[horn honking]
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Dance number, huh?
Well then, you'll need a little music.
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[classical music]
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A little slow, don't you think?
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[the rhythm quickens]
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[gasping]
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Hi, boss?
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[classical music sped up]
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[music stops]
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[laughter]
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Boss?
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Hey, I know when I'm not wanted.
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Since when?
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[sirens wailing]
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What's going on?
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[through speakerphones] We know you're
in there. Come out with your hands up.
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My hands up? No, no!
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Hiding place! I need a hiding place!
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They'll never find me under here.
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[cows mooing]
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That sounds like...
A stampede of cattle? In here?
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[screaming]
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[roaring]
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Now it's grizzly bears!
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
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What does this one do?
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"Left-handed zombie pigeons
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attacking with ray blasters
from the planet Tralfazz."
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Hey, why not?
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[panicked screaming] Left-handed zombie
pigeons attacking with ray blasters
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from planet Tralfazz!
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I'd know that sound anywhere!
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Help! Help!
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Left-handed zombie pigeons
with ray blasters
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from planet Tralfazz! Help!
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Save my adorable self! Help!
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[lively music]
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Garfield! What are you doing
at my laugh machine?
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And Rosie!
What are you doing leaving your post?
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I didn't. He said that you asked me--
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No excuses. No excuses. You're fired.
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And take that stupid machine with you.
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After this, I don't wanna see any more
canned laughter on The Garfield Show.
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Guess I got you fired?
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It's my fault...
I wasn't doing my work properly.
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Now, the question is:
Where do I find a new job?
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-[whimpering]
-Rosie got fired.
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[sadly whining]
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Odie, she got fired
and it's all my fault.
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-I tricked her into leaving her post.
-[whining]
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I may just know a good place
for you and that machine...
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Good evening.
This is the news at this hour.
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Unemployment reached new heights.
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[laughter and applause]
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The air we breathe is worse
than it has ever been...
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[laughter and applause]
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...and scientists say
the Earth is hurtling towards the sun.
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[laughter]
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Now, the news.
There's something that needs laughter.
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[barking]
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Hey, Rosie. How about some applause
to end this cartoon?
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Coming right up.
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[laughter and applause]
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Join me in a bow, Odie?
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[barking]
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[applause]
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Thank you!
You're a beautiful recorded audience!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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[applause]
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[upbeat music]
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