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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[dark music]
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[narrator] The main threat
to the planet's existence
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came not from without but from within...
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Not from outer space
but from deep within the Earth's core.
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There, for thousands of years,
the sloth-people have dwelled,
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dwelled in a kingdom ruled
by this leader,
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King Glorm.
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My people!
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The time has come for us to conquer
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the beings who live on the outside
of our planet.
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[wild cheering]
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This will be easy
for they are fat and lazy creatures.
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And we shall make it even easier
through the power of...
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procrastination!
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Procrastination means
putting things off until a later time.
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It's the finest way man has invented
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to get absolutely nothing accomplished.
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[raucous cheering]
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[evil laughter]
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[cheerful music]
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Here is a demonstration
of world-class procrastination.
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[yawning]
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Garfield, please take out the trash.
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I'll do it tomorrow.
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And you were supposed to clean out
the garage.
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I'll do it next week.
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And please take a package to Aunt Ivy.
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I'll do it the century after next.
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[groaning]
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Putting things off
and putting them off and off...
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That is procrastination at its finest.
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[drilling]
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Hey!
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[clanking]
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Even now, all across the surface world,
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our transmission antennas are rising,
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sending out the procrastination rays
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to every corner of the planet,
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rays that will increase to the maximum
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everyone's tendency to procrastinate.
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[rays detonating]
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[rumbling]
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[screaming]
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[cooing]
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[rumbling]
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[rumbling]
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And so, the cosmic energy
bombarded the Earth,
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instilling in every man, woman and child
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a deep sense
that everything can and should be done
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at another time.
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[rays detonating]
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[zapping]
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[tires screeching]
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[action music]
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[rays detonating]
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[flames blazing]
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You're a fireman.
Shouldn't you put that out?
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Yeah, but I'll do it later.
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[screaming]
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[rays detonating]
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-[drilling]
-[zapping]
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[yawning]
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Soon, the state had come
to a complete standstill,
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prompting the governor to call
a press conference.
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With no one accomplishing anything,
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we have a major crisis.
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To get to the bottom of this,
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I'm appointing a special committee...
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one of these days.
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No much matter.
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Nobody showed up to hear me anyways.
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I think I'll just go home
and do nothing...
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maybe do that later.
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[ominous music]
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The surface world paralyzed,
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King Glorm sent his sloth-people
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to seize control of the exterior world.
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[clucking]
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Conquering the surface people
will be simple.
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They won't even lift a finger
to fight back.
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Is there no one up there
who will do anything now?
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No one.
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Well, there is one possibility.
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[clucking]
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The procrastination ray makes everyone
into a total procrastinator.
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However, if there is someone
who already was like that,
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it will transform them into a total
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non-procrastinator.
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But how could there be anyone
who is that lazy?
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[Odie whining]
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[cheerful music]
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No, I'm not going to--
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[rays detonating]
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And even as the ray transformed
the puppy into a procrastinator,
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it changed the cat
into the exact opposite.
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Yes! I will throw the stick!
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And I will throw it now! Now, now!
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Go get it, boy! Go fetch the stick.
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[groaning]
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What? You'll fetch it later?
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I can't worry about that.
I have things to do now.
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Garfield became the most ambitious
creature on the face of the planet.
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He took out the trash.
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He cleaned up the garage.
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He even took Jon's package
over to Aunt Ivy's house.
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Don't say anything.
You're not really in this episode.
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Dinner's not for three more hours,
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but I think I'll have it now.
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One of the advantages
of not putting things off.
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But Garfield now seemed to be
the only one who felt that way.
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I was going to make a pot roast,
but I'll do it...
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[yawning]
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...later.
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No, no! Now! Do it now.
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Besides, I can't go to the market.
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My paycheck hasn't arrived.
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Paycheck? I'll get it for you.
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The mailman wasn't delivering the mail...
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I'll get around to it sooner or later.
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Probably later.
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How will I get anything to eat?
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I know. Vito!
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Even Vito the pizza maker was...
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You know where this is going.
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Ah, my little pussycat.
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I shall make you not one, not two
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but ten delicious pizzas.
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Yes, yes! Go! Do that now.
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As soon as I return
from my vacation in Italy.
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Aargh!
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[engine revving]
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[dramatic music]
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Jon won't do anything.
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Odie won't do anything.
The mailman won't do anything.
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Vito won't do anything.
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What has caused this?
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The cat pondered the problem,
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unaware that its cause was
but blocks away.
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What?
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[rumbling]
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[dramatic music]
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How could he guess that King Glorm
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and the sloth-people
from the Earth's center
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were at the park at that moment,
flocking to the surface,
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massing to begin
the total conquest of the world?
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[clucking]
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Sloth-people? Conquest of the world?
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Tell me more.
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They had used
the procrastination ray to...
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Oh, I'll tell you later.
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No! Tell me now!
Even the narrator won't do anything!
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He said they were at the park!
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Before nightfall,
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the people of Earth will be our slaves.
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What good are they?
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What?
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Earth people don't do anything.
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What good are slaves
who don't do anything?
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[shouts of agreement]
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I hadn't thought of that.
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I know!
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Once they are our slaves,
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I can push this button to reverse
the procrastination rays
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and make them useful.
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[gasps of appreciation]
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[all] Hail Glorm!
Ruler of the world, inside and out!
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So! Let us enslave the surface dwellers,
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and then I shall push this button.
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Here, Smiley! I'll save you the trouble.
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An Earth creature!
Actually doing something!
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Seize him!
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[excitedly shouting]
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[action music]
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Get that cat!
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Let's see. He said to press this button!
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[rays detonating]
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I'm going to prepare dinner.
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[whining]
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While I cook,
I'll throw the stick for you.
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[happily barking]
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I can do two things at once.
I can do ten things!
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Mr. Arbuckle! I brought your mail!
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Your paycheck's in here!
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[excitedly shouting]
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[rays detonating]
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[dramatic music]
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[screaming]
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Everywhere he ran, the brave cat
was pursued by sloth-people...
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Hey, it must be working.
My narrator's back!
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He ran as fast as he could, but soon
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he was trapped.
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Uh-oh. Like he said.
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Give me the device
and then we will destroy you.
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Wonder what happens
if I press the button saying
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"Procrastination Rays for Our Side."
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[rays detonating]
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[zapping]
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This creature will be eliminated.
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Ah, but we can do that later.
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[sighs of agreement]
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Wow. Nice of them to label this thing
like that for me.
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We shall conquer the surface world,
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but we'll do it
a few thousand years from now.
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[murmurs of agreement]
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So, the sloth-people and their leader
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returned to their city
at the Earth's center,
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not to be seen again
for a long, long time.
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[whizzing sound]
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[muttered surprise]
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[groaning]
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[back cracking]
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[rays detonating]
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Oh, hi, Odie.
Looks like I saved the world again.
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[yipping]
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And I guess this episode
is just about over.
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All we need is the closing joke.
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[whimpering]
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The closing joke.
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We always like to end these
with me saying something funny,
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so the writer's gonna send
a line for me to do.
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It should be here any minute.
Yep, any minute now.
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[impatient humming]
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Probably on its way...
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Boy... Hope he didn't put it off.
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I don't know about putting things off.
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[engine roaring]
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[lively music]
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[upbeat music]
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