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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[sirens wailing]
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[action music]
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[screaming]
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[sirens wailing]
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There it is up ahead. Pull over.
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[sirens wailing]
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Thanks. I was almost late for my lunch.
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Mayor Grafton! I have a few questions.
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Is it true you stole
millions from the city?
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Well, I was never good in math.
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And that you sold City Hall
to a foreign country?
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It was more like a rental.
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And that you take bribes, you cheat,
you lie every chance you get?
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Well, if you're going to quibble
over every little thing.
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Well, can you name one decent,
helpful thing you have done as mayor?
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Oh, there are so many
it's hard to pick just one.
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Here you go, my little pussycat.
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A dozen pizzas, none with the anchovies.
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Ah, perfect.
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All right, Odie, mush!
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-Or mozzarella or something.
-[yipping]
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[grunting]
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-We'll be back later for dinner.
-[Vito] Yes.
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I may need a truck.
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[whimpering]
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What do you mean, you can't pull a truck?
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Oh, how I love being so nice
to a cute little pussycat.
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Hey, Mayor Grafton! Your Honor!
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You should pass a law against people
not being nice to kitty cats.
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Huh? Oh, yes! Yes, yes!
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That's my new law!
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A law against...
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[Italian accent] ...people
not being nice to pussycats.
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Kitty cats?
Oh, Mayor, you're wonderful.
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-There could even be some money in this!
-[applause]
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[Jon] Here's your sandwich.
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Remember our deal.
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I make you sandwiches,
you take the trash out.
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Another mystery sandwich by Arbuckle.
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The only man in the world
who puts mayonnaise on salad dressing.
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[shouting on TV]
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I called all you reporters here today
to announce a new law I've signed--
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[yelling questions]
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It's a law that requires people
to be extra nice to kitty cats.
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[all] Kitty cats!
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Oh!
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Anyone who isn't nice to a cat
will get a ticket and have to pay a fine.
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Oh, I like this law.
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And to collect these fines,
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I've called upon
our city's official mad scientist,
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Professor Bonkers.
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Yes. I have developed a new invention
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to handle the giving out of tickets.
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-[zapping]
-The Bionic Ticket Dispenser!
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[engine whizzing]
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They are robots programmed to detect
when people are not nice to cats.
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[sirens wailing]
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[dramatic music]
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They will identify such people
and fine them accordingly.
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I'll make a fortu--
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Uh, I mean the city will collect fines
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from lawbreakers and, best of all,
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everyone will be nice to kitty cats.
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[all] Kitty cats!
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Oh!
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That's nice,
but you still have to take the trash out.
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I don't do that kind of work anymore.
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You come right back here
and take the trash out or else!
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[siren wailing]
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Ordering cat to do manual labor.
Twenty-five dollar fine.
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[dramatic music]
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Garfield!
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[cheerful music]
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This is going to be great.
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♪ La la la la ♪
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[moaning] Hungry, very hungry.
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Oh, gee, cat, are you hungry?
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Oh, moan! Agony!
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My whole life is flashing before me
and it's a rerun from last season.
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Bye bye.
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Oh, you poor animal.
I'm going to get you something to eat.
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Maybe some dry cat food
or canned meat.
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How about some pork fried dumplings
or maybe some beef chop suey.
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Chinese food?
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Nothing on Earth
could make me buy you Chinese food!
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[siren wailing]
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Refusing to feed starving cat.
Fifty dollar fine.
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I will be back in ten minutes.
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[dramatic music]
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-Hello? Pagoda Palace?
-[high-pitched voice]
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I'd like to have an order delivered.
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Crispy noodles. I want crispy noodles.
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[joyful music]
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I should have gotten
the moo goo gai pan. With extra goo.
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Dessert!
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[intriguing music]
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[weeping]
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[siren wailing]
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Taking ice cream from kitten.
Fifty dollar fine.
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But I didn't... I mean I wouldn't.
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[siren wailing]
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And I am fining you another fifty
for that ugly dress.
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My favorite all-you-can-eat restaurant!
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[lively music]
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[Albert] No, no, no!
That cat is not coming in here again!
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I had to declare bankruptcy
the last three times.
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Kicking cat out
of all-you-can-eat restaurant.
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One hundred dollar fine.
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[groaning]
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-Ahem.
-Shhh.
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-[siren wailing]
-[shouting]
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[action music]
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[growling]
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[siren wailing]
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[whimpering]
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[siren wailing]
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Oh, this is great!
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Nobody dares not do as I wish.
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Get away from me, cat!
I don't want to get a ticket!
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Ah! Stay away from me, cat!
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[screaming]
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Gee, everyone's afraid they'll get
a ticket if they're around me.
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Can't say I blame them.
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Hey, Garfield, isn't it cool?
Nobody's mean to us.
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Well, people aren't usually mean to me
since I'm so adorable.
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Just what I don't need today. Nermal.
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But they're probably mean to you.
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[groaning]
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Garfield! No! Don't! No, no, not again!
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[Nermal] Let me guess. Abu Dhabi?
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Correctamundo!
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And for guessing correctly you have won
an all-expense paid vacation to...
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Abu Dhabi!
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Hey!
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Send this the slowest,
bumpiest way you've got.
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[siren wailing]
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Mailing cat to Abu Dhabi.
Five hundred dollar fine.
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Five hundred dollars?
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Make it six because he's so cute.
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See? Robots know.
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[screaming]
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Nobody will ever come near me!
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Not even the pizza delivery boys!
And I have to be nice to Nermal?
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I have to get that law changed!
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[dramatic music]
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City Hall!
This is where the mayor has his office.
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[lively music]
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Sorry. No one allowed inside
without a pass.
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Help! Meow!
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He's being mean to a cat!
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The security guard
is being mean to a cat!
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Meow!
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Go on in.
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Thank you.
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Huh? [screaming]
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[shouting]
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Oh, my...
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Oh...
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[panting]
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Best idea I ever had, Sam.
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The robots are collecting tons.
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And I wouldn't be surprised
if most of it wound up in my pocket.
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If you know what I mean.
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I have a whole plan I drew up here
about how I'm going to steal it all.
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I bet people would like to read this.
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Hey! You give me that back!
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I'll call you later, Sam.
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[lively music]
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How dare you steal my plan
about stealing!
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[lively music]
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[shouting]
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[shouting]
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[shouting continues]
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[crashing]
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[cuckoo sounds]
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Just when you're trying to read,
someone always interrupts.
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[lively music]
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[roaring]
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[gleefully laughing]
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[honking]
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Boy, he's very, very crooked.
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You've caused
too much trouble for me, cat.
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I'm going to take care of you!
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[siren wailing]
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Mistreating overweight cat.
One hundred dollar fine.
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Grabbing portly pussycat.
Two hundred dollar fine.
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Threatening pussycat.
Three hundred dollar fine.
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Yelling at feline.
Five hundred dollar fine.
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I'm not paying any of these stupid fines!
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Besides,
I'm stealing all the money anyway.
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This was all my scheme
to swindle people and... and...
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[feeble laughter]
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Makeup, please.
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Seems this wouldn't be a good time
to plan your re-election campaign.
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[soft music]
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[reporter] And thanks to a financial
plan found in his possession,
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Mayor Grafton was arrested and charged
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with being very, very crooked.
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Told you he was.
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-Nice work, Garfield.
-[Odie barking]
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I wonder what will happen
to those ticket robots.
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I'm having them reprogrammed
to do something about your sandwiches.
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Too much mustard on sandwich.
Fifty dollar fine.
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Corned beef too thin.
One hundred dollar fine.
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No pickle.
Two hundred dollar fine.
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Cheating the city out of millions,
that's wrong.
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But making bad sandwiches?
That's really a crime.
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[upbeat music]
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