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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[cheerful music]
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The picnic basket's all packed.
Where's this forest we're going to?
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I have a map. It's a remote area.
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No one takes care
of the animals there or feeds them.
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You love feeding animals, don't you?
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Ha! Look who's talking.
Speaking of which, where are...
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Odie's watching a fairy tale on TV
and Garfield's upstairs asleep.
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-[whining]
-[television]
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He should be waking up
any minute now.
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[snoring]
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[yawning]
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What a strange dream.
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I was eating linguini and clams.
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Usually on Tuesday, I dream
about eating fettuccine and clams.
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Let's see what time it is.
Oh, no! I'm missing my favorite show!
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-[Odie whimpering]
-Search the kingdom to find his love...
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[crashing]
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Thanks, Odie!
I almost missed Eddie Gourmand.
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[Odie whining]
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Today, he's going to take a look
at spaghetti and meatballs.
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[Odie whining]
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Welcome to my show, people!
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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On today's show, we're going to look
at spaghetti and meatballs!
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[lively music]
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[Garfield drooling]
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Isn't this wonderful?
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This is the best show on TV,
apart from mine, of course.
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[Odie whining]
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I gained three pounds just watching it.
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[Odie whining]
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You'd rather watch some fairy tale
than look at spaghetti and meatballs?
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[Odie whining]
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-Sheesh.
-For those of you who just joined us,
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we'll be looking at this plate
of spaghetti and meatballs for an hour!
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[laughing] Oh, and tomorrow
is Chinese food day.
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We'll be looking at Moo Goo Gai Pan,
shrimp in oyster sauce, chow mein--
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-[changing channels]
-He'd finally found her...
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Fairy tales are silly.
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I could make up a better story than this.
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-[Odie whining]
-[Garfield sighing]
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Liz and I are leaving.
We'll be back late. Enjoy yourselves!
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We will.
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-And don't get into any trouble.
-We will.
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[Odie whining]
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You want me to read you a fairy tale?
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[Odie whimpering]
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I have important things to do. Naps!
More naps! Naps during other naps!
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[Odie whining]
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-[sighing]
-[Odie whimpering]
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-Oh, ok. Wait here a moment.
-[Odie yipping]
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[grunting]
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[giggling]
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Oh!
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Ah! Ham and cheese on sourdough
with brown mustard...
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That picnic basket looked heavy.
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It seemed lighter just now.
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About the weight
of a ham and cheese on sourdough.
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[engine revving]
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Hmm.
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-Ah. This one will do.
-[Odie giggling]
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What? All right, let's see.
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"Once upon a time..."
I've read this story!
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[Odie whining]
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Hey, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
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Ok. "Once upon a time, there was
an extremely handsome cat..."
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Want to know
how handsome this cat was?
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-[Odie whining]
-That handsome!
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[lively music]
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♪ Who is the cat who people celebrate?
Me ♪
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♪ It's me ♪
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♪ Who is the one they all appreciate?
Me ♪
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♪ Yes, me ♪
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♪ Who is the slyest? Who's on the rise? ♪
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♪ As you can see, me
Still me ♪
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♪ Who is the highest?
Who takes the prize? ♪
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♪ Me
Not you ♪
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♪ Who wins the test above the rest? ♪
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♪By now you've guessed ♪
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♪ You're impressed, and I'm so blessed ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ I must suggest it's me ♪
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♪ The very best is me ♪
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[medieval music]
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[Garfield] He lived a quiet
but happy life within the castle.
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Sometimes he would eat.
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[gobbling]
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And sometimes he would sleep.
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[snoring]
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[snoring]
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And sometimes he would
eat and sleep.
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[snoring and gobbling]
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-[Odie whining]
-Saves time.
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"The magnificent cat's life was good.
Except for three problems."
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[bird chirping]
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[Garfield] One was an extremely
dim-witted dog
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that was always asking him
to throw a stick so it could be fetched.
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[whining]
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-[Odie whining]
-It says so.
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You think I'm making this up?
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[whining]
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[lively music]
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Fine. Let's move on. Where was I?
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Oh, yes. Asking him to throw a stick
so it could be fetched.
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-[dog whining]
-[Garfield sighing]
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[barking]
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All right, all right.
Just to be rid of you.
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[medieval music]
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[barking]
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[panting]
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For those of you who don't know,
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this is called a catapult.
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The catapult is an ancient weapon
invented by Greek soldiers
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to hurl boulders at their enemies.
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[whining]
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But it's even handier for this.
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[barking]
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See you sometime around Halloween!
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So the dog with the long tongue
was one of his problems.
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Another was the prince's twin nieces.
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[both] There he is!
There's the kitty cat!
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Oh, no!
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-Wait, kitty cat!
-We want to play with you!
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Stop! Kitty cat! Where are you?
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We have gowns for you!
Let's do a fitting!
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-Let's give him a bath!
-Two baths!
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-Scrub his tail!
-Clean his eyes!
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[screaming]
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There he is! There's the kitty cat!
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I am so doomed.
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Let's play dress-up!
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-Let's do his eyebrows!
-Stop! Call the palace guard!
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Call the royal babysitter!
Call the fashion police! Help!
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-He'll smell so sweet!
-He'll look gorgeous.
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The worst is
I don't look good in this color.
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-[Odie giggling]
-[Garfield groaning]
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And the cat's third problem
was his master's problem.
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Prince Jon had to find a bride,
and he needed one soon.
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But I do not want to marry any of
the women at the royal ball last night.
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Look, I'm just the royal food taster
around here, but I know this:
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Royal law says that if
you don't marry by your 21st birthday,
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the next in line becomes king.
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And you know who the next in line is.
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Huh?
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Next in line was the royal viceroy.
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And he was not a nice man at all.
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Attention, peasants.
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When I take charge,
I'll be instituting some new taxes.
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[gasps]
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Let's see...
Tax on inhaling, tax on exhaling,
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tax on holding your breath,
tax on not breathing at all.
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I protest these taxes!
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Tax on protesting these taxes.
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[jeering]
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A tax on tying your shoes,
a tax on wearing loafers...
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What if we go barefoot?
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A tax on going barefoot. Thank you.
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A tax on thumbtacks,
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a tax on putting ketchup
on a cheese sandwich...
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[sighing] His greed
will destroy this kingdom.
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Which is why you need to find a bride
and soon!
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Like, tomorrow.
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[sighing]
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[epic music]
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Then marry I shall!
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Even if I have to marry the next woman
who walks in the door.
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Well, maybe I could keep looking
for a little longer.
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He doesn't look good in that color.
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He had been dining with every available
maiden in the kingdom
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and was down to the last three.
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People say you have to help humanity.
I say: What's humanity ever done for me?
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-Strike one.
-[bell chiming]
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Me, me. Me, me, me.
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Me, me, me, me, me.
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Me, me, me, me, me, me.
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Me. Me, me, me, me, me.
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Me, me, me, me, me and only me.
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Must you speak only about yourself?
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You're right, Prince Jon.
Let's speak about you now.
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What do you think of me?
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[groaning]
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-Strike two!
-[bell chiming]
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[noisily gobbling]
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So, tell me a little about yourself.
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I'd like to get to know you. [sighing]
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-Strike three!
-[bell chiming]
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She's out! Boy, can you imagine
trying to live with someone like that?
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[noisily gobbling]
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It was about that the not-so-smart
dog finally got back with the stick.
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Oh, hi. Well, it looks like the prince
will never find a bride.
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The evil viceroy will be our new king.
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Bad for the kingdom,
but I don't care that much.
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Nothing that evil, power-mad guy
does will affect me.
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A tax on watching cartoon shows,
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a tax on blinking,
a tax on dancing with a monkey.
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See? That doesn't affect me.
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A tax on vigorous exercise.
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See? It really doesn't affect me.
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A tax on eating pasta, tomato sauce
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or anything that contains cheese.
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See? None of these things affect me.
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[gasping] A tax on pasta?
No! No! No, no! Unfair!
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Tax Brussels sprouts! Tax health food!
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Tax anything with yogurt in it!
Just don't tax lasagna!
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Pup, we have to stop that man!
We have to help Prince Jon find a wife!
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[yipping]
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"The brilliant cat and the not-brilliant
dog were determined to--"
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Oh, wait. Time for a burrito break.
Wait here.
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And don't you go anywhere, either.
I'll be back in one burrito.
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[whimpering]
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[lively music]
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[upbeat music]
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