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- Kind of a weird label, bro.

- Dude, yeah, it kind of is, huh?

But whatever.

The dude at the source of this

says it's stuff to really
get the girls going.

- What do you mean, like
it's got caffeine in it?

- No, man, you know it's
Afro maniac or whatever.

- A what?

- Bro, you know, it's supposed
to get 'em in the mood.

- Bro, you mean aphrodisiac?

- You know what I mean.

Supposed to make her want me.

- I just hope there's no
ugly girls there, man.

I can't have ugly chicks on me.

I mean, I know Cody's into that.

I'm not.

- Cody isn't ugly girls, huh?

- Sarah.
- Sarah.

- No, man, this chick is not the type

to hang out with Sarahs.

- Dude, that is great news for me.

Cody's gonna be disappointed.

You know speaking of which,

is he meeting us there or what?

- No, he hasn't responded my message yet.

- Well, it'll be good to see him you know.

I'm actually kinda surprised
he said yes to this,

you know, since the.

- Oh fuck.

- The fuck was that?

- Dude, I don't know.

It was a cat or something?

Did I hit it?

- Nah, nah, I think you're
good, I think you're good.

Dude.

- Fuck.

- You all right, what's going on?

- I don't know.

I think I'm kind of nervous about tonight.

Like this girl, man,

she's all kinds of bad.

- Didn't she ghost you like
shortly after you met her?

- Yeah, dude.

Like I said, she's bad.

Oh shit.

Asshole.

- What?

- Dude, Cody, he's not fucking coming.

- Why?

- Fuck.

I don't know, some fucking bullshit.

What am I gonna do now?

- Dude, don't worry about it,
I'll just take two chicks.

- Fuck no, shit for brains.

I have to bring two guys with me.

Celeste was very fucking adamant.

- What, what is this game night code

for some sort of six person orgy?

- Fucking God, no.

Dude, she's cooking us a home-cooked meal.

Listen, it doesn't fucking matter.

She said, if I don't bring two guys

she's gonna be very fucking disappointed.

And you don't disappoint a bad bitch.

- What the fuck does that mean?

- I don't know.

I just wanna see her naked.

- And we're back to the orgy again.

I knew it.

- No, no, no, hey, the
guy we met on the roof,

what is his name?

He lives on three.

- Jared.

- Yes.

Do you have his number?

- No.

- Hey, Stanley, Mr. Manley.

- Hey guys.
- Hello man.

- How's the faucet working for you?

- Oh, faucet's fine, dude it's great.

And I know you owe you a review.

I got you.

Hey, what's going on, you in a rush?

- Yeah, I gotta pick up a nine volt

for the smoke detector in 401.

- Oh, cool.

Hey, listen, do they give you

like a tenant list here or something

with like a phone number?

Listen, I'm looking for
the guy on the third floor,

kind of average build, goatee.

- Yeah, yeah, guy in 312.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy.

Listen, I gave him my
4K and I need it back.

- You gave him $4,000.

- What?

No, no, no, the video game.

- Jesus Christ, man, let's just tell him.

We got a hot date with
three girls all right.

And our asshole friend
kind of bailed on us,

so we're looking for a third,

we thought Jared might be the one.

- I'm pretty sure it was on vacation.

Yeah, yeah, I saw it in the work order.

- Back to square one.

You gotta call Cody.

- What do you mean call Cody?

You've already called him.

- Yeah, but you call him.

- No.

- Well, hey, if you need one more.

You guys said you needed one more, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Well, I like hot girls.

I'm good at conversation.

- Yeah 'cause this is
flowing real well, bro.

- All right, listen, we're
leaving in 10 minutes.

Do you have a change of clothes?

You look like a fucking cable guy.

- Yeah, yeah, I think I
got the perfect sweater.

- Let's go, come on.

- Let's do it.

- Oh wait, can we go to
the hardware store before?

I need to get a circuit breaker.

- Yeah, let's go.

Come on.
- Let's do it.

- I gotta park my scooter.

I'll just.

- Just take it upstairs.

- Go upstairs.

- Okay.
- Upstairs, come on.

- Hello.

- Hi, I'm food.

I have your food.

- Are they here already?

- No, just the delivery guy.

You still have time to put your face on.

- You having a good night?

- Yeah, I guess.

- Lot of deliveries?

- No, not really, kind of a slow night.

- You know, it's too bad we're
having company over tonight.

- Why is that?

- Well, we just.

- Where did you put my
black leaf earrings?

- I put them back in your jewelry box.

- Okay well can you hurry up
here and help me find them?

Because I wanna wear them for Jaxon.

- There's extra in there for you.

- Have a good night.

- That delivery guy was cute.

- You think every guy's cute?

- No, only things with
pretty eyes and big.

Why do you even bother setting the timer?

- Because when I do something,

I commit.

- Come on.

- One of these things
is not like the other.

- Looks identical to me.

- Where's the other one?

- Did you look at my jewelry box?

- I wouldn't be standing here
looking stupid if I hadn't.

- I bet it just fell behind the box.

I'll go look.

Don't fret.

- Mia.

Can you move your sleeping
bag off the couch?

I don't want the boys to see too much yet.

- Yeah, I can hide my sleeping situation.

- Hopefully Riley doesn't get lucky.

- Maybe all three of us
will finally get lucky.

- Bitch the little sneak was stuck to my.

Nevermind.

Doesn't matter.

It's all clean and ready to
hang from your pretty ears

and hypnotized Jason.

- Jameson.

- Jaxon.

- How do you know this guy again?

- This is the one she
didn't like that much.

- Riley.

- Sorry, is that a different guy?

Is it a secret?

- I do have to spend the
evening with him and whomever.

- No, it's the same guy.

Just obviously the
circumstances have changed.

You never know, Mia,

maybe this is a start
of a love story for you.

- I don't need a love story.

- I was thinking something
more like essentials.

- You need to be hosed
down with cold water.

- Okay, I don't know what
the other guys are like,

but he promised he was bringing two,

one for you and one for you.

- My excitement is palpable.

- Oh, that's the benefit of
being stranded on our couch,

dinner and games with boys.

- To a homemade meal,

courtesy of the Ember and Balloon Cafe

and games with boys.

- Isn't it bad luck to
cheers with empty glasses?

- They're here.

Hello boys.

- Hello.

- There you are.

- Hey, gorgeous.

- Come in.

- Come in.

We don't bite.

- Jaxon, can I talk to you?

Make yourself at home, friend of Jaxon's.

- I'm Riley.

- Oh, Rex or friend of Jaxon's.

- Mia.

I'm just sort of staying here right now.

- Oh, like couch surfing.

I used to do a lot of couch
surfing when I was really broke.

Not that you're broke.

Respect.

- Close the door.

- Skipping dinner and
going straight to dessert.

Is that why he didn't text me back?

- It's a toy.

It seems you're one short.

- No, Stanley left his phone in the car.

He's coming right back up.

- Is that your obnoxious
friend from the bar?

- Cody?

Nah, I brought my A team tonight.

- Oh good.

- Frack.

- Hello?

- Delivery.

- We didn't order anything.

- Please just let me in.

- Does your friend know
which apartment to come to?

- Oh yeah, I texted him the
number when we got up here.

He should be all right.

- It's a pretty big building.

- We're all adults here, he'll find it.

- Hey now, I'm only 30.

- So Rex,

is that like short for T-Rex or something?

- I actually get this question a lot.

It's a title I was given
back in the neighborhood.

I was somewhat of a,

somewhat of a Robin Hood.

- You stole from the rich
and gave to the poor?

- No, I was just more
adored by all the kids.

You know, some of the parents
would even tell their kids

that they should be more like me.

- Fascinating.

- So they named you Rex.

What's your real name?

- Well, Rex means king and Latin.

And so the Greeks and
the Romans would use that

to label their favorite kings.

I'd like to think I'm royalty.

- Oh, are you in need of a queen?

- You don't miss a beat.

- Didn't the Romans famously
stab their kings to death?

- And don't you live on a couch?

- Right.

I'm wondering where your friend is.

- Well, you seem to be really
interested in where he is.

Why don't you go find him, Mia?

- I'm just saying he could be
lost and dinner's almost done.

Besides, I don't even
know what he looks like.

- I'll go get him.

I'm getting hungry anyways.

One of you should go
probably check on Jaxon

and what's her name?

- Celeste.
- Celeste.

- Right.

Maybe knock first.

- We should go back in there.

- A few more minutes in here won't hurt.

- I don't want all that food
that I made to get cold.

- I'm sure it's fine.

- Well then I don't want it to burn.

- I don't get it.

- What?

- Three weeks I haven't heard from you.

Then, out of the blue,
I get some random text,

"Bring two guys."

What game are you playing?

- Look, I didn't mean to ghost you okay.

I just, I've been real busy.

And you and your dumb friend

were being obnoxious at the bar.

- Me?

What did I do?

Cody, yeah, I get, but I even
sprung for top shelf stuff.

- Well, maybe you got a
little cuter with every sip.

- Yeah, cute enough
for a good next's kiss.

- I remember.

Look, I've been busy,

but this is your chance to make me unbusy.

But first dinner and a game night.

- Hey, Rex went to get the other guy

and dinner's ready.

- See what I mean?

- Come on.

Shit Stanley, so stupid.

Chance for friends, chance for girls

and yeah, of course, you mess it all up.

Come on.

Shit Stain Stanley strikes out again.

That's just perfect

- Shit Stain Stanley.

- Oh.

- I love that.

That's way better than Sus Stanley.

- Who calls me that?

- What?

No one.

Probably no one.

I don't know.

What took you so long, man.

Hey, you brought the wine.

- Yeah, I messed up my phone.

The battery's all jacked up,
it's not even turning on.

I don't know.

- Stanley, come on,
I'm starving, let's go.

- All right.

- Okay, okay, so, so what are they like?

- Well, I'm definitely
not picking up orgy vibes,

but one of them's into me, the blonde.

- Hey, nice man.
- Yeah, we'll see how it goes.

I mean, I'm there to wing
man Jaxon, all right.

- Yeah.

You're a good friend.

Okay, so where does that
leave me with the other one?

- Are you even into girls, bro?

- What?

Yeah, of course.

- I mean, listen, I'm cool
with the rainbow tribe.

I've just never really
seen you with girls.

- Okay, I've had plenty of girls okay.

And I'm not gay.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm just, I don't know.

I'm just, I'm not good with them okay.

- Okay.

- Or people.

- You're really great
with electrical boxes.

You're just trying to cop our style.

It's cool, it's cool, all right.

Just fair warning.

The other girl in there,
Mia, or something,

she's kind of a wet rack, so good luck.

- Okay.

Okay, wait, wait, how do I look, honestly?

- You look great, man.

Let's go.

- Okay, okay.

- Now, Jaxon, where are these
imaginary friends of yours?

Don't tell me I made all
this food for nothing.

- Yeah, I.

- Just in time.

- Just in time for our
guest of honor to arrive.

There he is.

- Stan my man van dam.

- Oh God.

Yeah.

This food looks amazing.

It must have taken you
what all day to cook?

- You know, it did take
me a while to make.

- She loves to cook and I of
course helped to make dessert.

- And what'd you do Mia?

You set the table.

- Yes, actually I did.

- Dig in guys.

- This is delicious.

- Can you pass the wine.

- Yes, absolutely.

- Oh, keep going.

So, how do you boys all know each other?

- Oh yeah.

So Rex and I were college
roommates and current roommates.

And Stanley and I go way back.

- Basically childhood friends.

- Oh really?

I don't think I have any
childhood friends left.

- Hey.

- Oh, nevermind, sorry.

Listen, all I'm saying
is that it's really rare

to keep friends around that long.

- So that's it.

That's the big friendship story.

No, come on.

Story time.

- Oh, well, so, I mean, Rex
and I went to Pinnacle College.

- Boo.

- Okay, okay, okay, I got
a story, I got a story.

All right, so freshman year,

I don't know anyone, right, not a soul.

I come into my room and
I'm waiting for my roommate

and I'm waiting and I'm
waiting and I'm waiting.

Finally.

I get a knock at the door.

Who is it?

- Oh him?

- No, it's Cody, this other guy.

But he introduces himself as Jaxon.

- I thought you said that
he was your first roommate.

- Okay, just wait.

So he comes in, he tells me
I'm his roommate now, right.

So he goes in, takes one look at my bed,

which is all made up
and it's perfect, right.

He goes right to that bed, lays on it,

claims that it's his bed now,

doesn't even gimme a blanket
for the rest of the night.

And I'm sleeping on this bare mattress

for the rest of the night, right, why?

- Because you lack fortitude.

- Big words.

Why Rex?

- Because I fought a what?

- Let me guess, because
you didn't know anyone.

- Yeah, so then Jaxon comes
in, this guy the next morning,

starts jumping up and down on my bed.

And that's how I met Jaxon.

- And where were you, Jaxon?

- Oh, I was at one of those ABC parties.

Yeah, came back a little drunk.

- I love those.

The last one that I went to,

I wore this like really sexy
duct tape dress that I made.

And it gave like trailer trash boutique.

- Chic.

I love it.

And you?

Any fun, albeit humiliating stories

about yourself or Jaxon
that you'd like to share?

- You know, I'm not too sure about that,

but what I do know is
these biscuit are amazing.

They kind of remind me of
this one diner on our street.

Oh, what's the name of it?

Oh, I can't remember it.

No, it is right down the street from here.

What?

I can't remember.

- Dude, don't stress it, bro.

You'll have an aneurysm.

- No, no, it'll come to me.

It'll come to me.

- Yeah, I'm intrigued.

I mean, if the recipe's so
similar, I'll have to sue.

It's a family recipe.

- Let's not forget about the wine.

You have more glasses?

- Yeah.

Mia, could you get the wine glasses?

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, Jaxon.

- Thank you.

- Just like in college, right.

- That's right.

- Well, should we toast

now that we all have
liquid in our glasses?

- Whoa, y'all toasted with empty glasses?

That's bad luck.

- Oh my God, Rex.

That is exactly what she said.

You're so smart

- To eating good food.

- To beautiful people.

- To playing stupid games.

- To dessert.

- To winning stupid things.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers.

- Aren't we supposed to
toast before we start eating?

- Not necessarily.

Some Eastern cultures, like the Japanese,

practice a mid meal toast.

- None of us are Japanese.

- Well, witches and Pagans
also incorporate toasts

throughout meals, to
honor deities and spirits.

- I like that you're into
that woo-woo stuff, babe.

- Babes are for boys, Jaxon.

- Wait, did
you just call me a boy?

- Well, I'm not saying the shoe fits,

but it's definitely a small shoe.

- What the?

- I think what she's saying
is that you got a small.

- Well, some shoes grow
and some shoes show.

- Hmm.

Is that what you call it?

You must have stage fright.

- I love, love.

- I love that you love, love.

- I really like the plates you chose.

- Oh, thanks.

They're not mine.

I don't really live here.

- Oh.

- You're afraid of heights.

- You know, my mom always said that

it's not the number of
choices that you have,

it's the wisdom to choose right.

- Where was your mom a month ago?

I coulda used some of that wisdom.

- She actually lives in
assisted living now, so.

- Oh.

I'm sorry.

- No, it's cool.

Sorry, yeah.

I'm not very good at small talk.

- That's okay.

I'm not either.

- Maybe we could be the
awkward two of the night.

- They better not put us on the same team.

- I bet we'd be unstoppable.

Whoa, gnarly scratch you there.

Wow, how'd you get that?

- Whoa, your girl's
been out in the streets.

- Did you just call her a hooker?

- What?

No, no, no.

- Yeah, I think what
he was saying is that.

- He can speak for himself, babe.

So Rex, what did you mean by
she's been on the streets?

- Yeah, that she's on the
streets fighting, right,

like a, like a street fighter.

- So you don't think she got that scar

from being a dirty whore?

- No, no, no, not at all, not at all.

- Well damn, because Riley
and I have a bet going

that she got it from doing the nasty

with the lumpy neighbor.

- You're disgusting.

- Oh, come on Mia.

Everyone's a little freaky sometimes.

- Yeah, especially you bitch.

- Oh my God.

- Well, maybe you get a
cool scar when it all heals.

- Oh, I hope it doesn't scar.

- No scars can be cool.

Like Al Capone or something.

- Gee, what I've always
wanted to look like.

- Or you could look like
that legend, you know,

the one about Artemesia scar?

- Yeah, the Artemes thing.

Anyone want more wine?

- Yes.

- Artemesia, like from Greece.

- Yeah.

Legend says that during a naval battle,

she was being pursued
by an aggressive enemy.

Now she thought she was trapped.

So she rammed her ship
into a friendly vessel

making it look like she
was on the enemy's side.

The enemy retreated.

I mean, she lived with like
a wicked scar afterwards,

but it became a symbol of her cunning.

- Well, I don't wanna live with a symbol

of my clumsiness forever.

- Yeah, sounds like the just
couldn't afford concealer.

- Well, I like the sound of a badass bitch

using her goddess given
talent to outsmart the men

and live happily ever after.

- It's not super clear if
she lived happily ever after.

- Ugly chick doesn't
even get a happy ending?

- She disappeared from history

not too long after the battle.

I mean, other legends suggest
a, a darker ending, but.

- Riveting stuff, Stanley.

Thank you for the history lesson.

- That does not bode well for my scar.

- I guess just don't do
what she did in the end.

- Okay, I will try not to
disappear from history.

- Or make any deals with
mischievous creatures or guys.

- What the?

- Is everyone okay?

- Let there be light.

- I thought this was
dinner and a game night.

Not dinner in a light show.

- Right.

Oh, don't look at me, I
paid the electric bill.

- What's the matter
boys, afraid of the dark?

- What was that?

- Mia, go check.

Go check on her.

- What?

No, Jaxon, you go.

- No, no, no, Jaxon stay
here with me, just in case.

- Don't be a wuss, just go check on her.

- Bro, I have no light.

- This isn't Versailles.

- Yo, Mia, you okay?

Yo, she's not answering.

Hey Mia.

You good?

Hey Mia.

You okay?

- Boo.

- Okay.

Yeah, ha, ha, ha very funny.

- It looks like your
neighbors still have power.

- Great, must be the breaker.

- Oh, call Screech.

- Who?

- That's what they call their landlord.

- Yep, he's gonna love
hearing from us tonight.

- It's the third time this month.

- So, I guess dinner's over.

- Yeah, this is fun guys, thanks.

- Bro, where you going?

- Dude, chill out, sit down.

- What are we gonna do now?

- Oh, we can still play the game.

We have enough candles
to open a wax museum.

Hey Rex,

help me.

- So what, this is normal?

- Happened a few times
since I've been here.

- Huh.

How do you live like this?

Is she always so?

- Intense.

- No, hot.

- Well, she seems more smitten
with you than I've seen her

with than any of the other guys.

- What do you mean, other guys?

- Other guys, men, friends.

- Friends?

What, like platonic friends?

- Yeah, something like that.

- All right, yeah, I get it.

'Cause we have a connection, you know.

What's taken her so long?

- Are you okay?

- Screech says he won't
be here for a while.

- Did did he say it was the
breaker or the transformer?

- I don't know.

He usually just comes
and like flips a switch,

goes into the electricity
room and then it's on.

- Like magic.

- Yeah, so until then
we're light challenged.

- Did somebody call for
some alternative lighting?

- You know what I'm somewhat
of a handyman myself.

I could probably take
a look at it for you.

- That's right.

My guy Stanley can fix it.

- Yeah, I'm sure you're a super handy guy.

But the landlord is, what's the word?

- Insured.

- Insured.

Yeah, so let's hold off on that for now.

- I guess it's up to us to set the mood.

- Yep.

- Nice throw.
- Good catch.

So we gonna call it quits or?

- What?

No, we've got so many board games.

- Yeah, and I should probably
stay until Screech gets here,

you know, so I can protect you.

- Mm, well that's a dated statement,

but you're cute so I'll let you stay.

- Let?

- Oh, I'm sorry, I'll allow you to stay.

- No, it's still a little dark in here.

- Well, I do have some glow
sticks left over from a rave.

- Yeah and I've got my
camping lantern in the car.

So I'll just go grab that.

- See hun, ask and you shall receive.

- Come help me find the glow sticks.

- The glow sticks are in the bathroom?

- No, but I like to take opportunities

and this seemed like a
good one to get you alone.

Close the door.

- Glow stick, shmo sticks.

- Take your shirt off.

I'm taking the get to know
you part of dinner literally.

- That's the best
interpretation I've ever heard.

- Best reveal of the night.

- What, I thought you
said we had a minute.

- Hey, do you have another lighter?

This one's outta juice.

- Yeah, just a sec.

- What the fuck?

- Hope you didn't miss the bowl.

- I'm a perfect shot.

- I'm sure you are.

Ew, Jaxon killed a lantern.

It's not the vibe.

- All right.

- All right, pick a board game.

Anyone else, do you need any more wine?

- Me.

Maybe just bring the bottle.

- So this is the game collection?

- Yeah.

What?

You don't like it?

- Hip Hop Flamingo.

"Fun for the whole family.

"Be the first to fill your
basket up with flamingos and win.

"Ages two through seven."

- Too juvenile for the occasion.

- How about Skip Bob?

I'm pretty sure I
remember how to play this.

- Count the cards, make
sure they're all there.

I think I remember there
being an issue last time.

- Mia, was there an issue or you lost?

- Issue.

- Yeah.

No bueno, you're missing some in here.

I mean, I'm down for anything,

as long as there's a complete game.

- I've never heard of this one before,

Quest For Truth Minutia.

- We just got that one.

- Oh my gosh, I love that game.

- We actually got a lot of
new games just for tonight.

- Any objections?

- None here, let's hit it.

- QTM it is then.

- All right.

- Okay.

- Watch the wine.

- All right, take your pick.

- Me first.

I want belly dancer.

Yes.
- Okay.

I'm definitely taking this guy right here.

- Okay, this one looks nice.

- Guess that
leaves this one for me.

- Perfect, strong guy.

Okay, this looks extensive.

- Okay, let's take a look.

How do we play this game?

Okay, okay, so the point of the game

is to spell the game word,

which I guess we all choose beforehand.

And, okay, so we take turns rolling dice.

And if we land on a letter space,

we take a letter from the letter bag

and if we land on task,
we pick up a task card

and I guess we just do whatever it says.

Oh yeah, complete the
task within the timeframe

and we are rewarded with a vowel.

And if we land on the jail
space, your player has to sit out

and you have to go to the timeout space.

- So all we have to do to
win is spell a game word

before the other team.

- Yeah, this is way too difficult.

- Okay, let's just start.

And by the time it's my
turn, I'm sure I'll get it.

- First we choose teams.

- All right ladies, home field advantage.

- Yes.

- Girl power.

- All right boys, looks
like we're in a competition

to spell a word.

- All right, who's first?

Ladies?

- I'll go first for us.

- I believe we have to
choose our game word first.

- Right you are.

- There, there.

- I'm kind of digging the word hoodwink.

- Oh, double vowel.

- Okay, maybe not.

- Okay, let's see.

What about gardening?

It's not too long.

Do it?

Great, it's decided.

- All right, there you go.

I think that means you
take a letter from the bag.

- That was easy.

- I think it's the
other cards that require more.

- You're up.

- What's it say?

- Oh,

"It's time to put your
deception skills to the test.

"Fool the opposing team
with two truths and a lie.

"If they guess correctly
no award is given.

"However, if they guess incorrectly,

"your team will be awarded
one vowel, the letter I."

- Uh-oh, stakes just got higher.

- And your time starts now.

- Um, uh.

- Time's a ticking.

- Fuck, two truths and a lie.

Bro, why can't I think of anything?

- I don't know, think of something man.

You got like 30 seconds.

- Okay, okay, okay.

I was adopted by my aunt.

- That's one.

- I once drank an entire
bottle of tequila in one night.

- That's two.

- I once met Tom Hanks
in a movie premiere.

- That's three, and just in time.

- All right ladies, what do we think?

I personally think he drank the tequila.

It's the other two for me.

- I'm leaning toward the Tom Hanks one.

I mean, what are the odds?

- But the last one is always the lie.

It's the last one.

- Agreed.

All right, so ready to
lock our answers in?

- Ready.

- So babe, how'd we do?

- Damn it?

- Wait, so were you really
adopted by your aunt?

- Yeah, when I was eight.

So what, we don't get a vowel now.

- No.

If they would've gotten it
wrong, we would've gotten it.

- That's so fucking dumb.

- That's okay, champ, you'll
have another go at it.

- All right, let's go back to the part

where you were adopted.

What happened to your parents?

- My mom was a drug addict

and my dad dipped out when he
found out she was pregnant.

So yeah, American dream.

- Depressing.

My turn, gimme.

- Oh.

- Don't, don't, don't touch it.

The number still counts.

- Adds up to five.

- Okay.

I love a good task.

Invasive.

- Well, what did the card say?

- "Fuck, marry, kill.

"A devious icebreaking task to."

- Wait, what is this?

- Essentially I get to pick

which one of you boys I would fuck,

which one I would marry
and which one I would kill.

And if you get it right,
you get a wild vowel,

which I guess is some
sort of play on wild card.

- Oh, I get it.

This is like a perverted mashup of a bunch

of like other games.

Piece of cake.

Let's go.

- Okay.

Your time starts now.

- What?

Marry, kill.

- This feels weird to talk about.

- Dude, time's ticking.

She probably wants to either Rex or me.

No offense, Stanley

but you're probably the kill target here.

So, which just leaves which one for which?

- Yeah agreed.

- Fuck, all right, let's just write this.

- And time.

- All right, Celeste,
what did the boys say?

- Fuck Rex, Marry Jaxon

and kill Stanley.

Interesting.

How'd they do?

- Well,

I said for the purposes
of the game, of course,

and because I am a good girl,

that I would fuck Rex,

but I would marry Stanley.

- You seem like you know things

and that could come in handy.

- Really?
- Which means

sadly I would have to kill you Jaxon.

But no hard feelings.

- And sadly, that means there
are no vowels or wild for you.

- This is bullshit.

- This one's competitive.

- These games aren't even hard.

- Relax bro, it's just the beginning.

- Yeah whatever.

- Here, I find the more I drink.

The better I am at games.

- All right, I'll bring it home for us.

- Task it is.

"Enter a realm of intrigue
and hidden meanings

"where every gesture holds a secret.

"Can you embody an object

"without revealing its enigmatic nature?"

- What does that even mean?

- Oh, oh, it's like charades, right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
supposed to find an object

and then act it out and
then everybody guesses.

- Wait, so like
they could win this round too.

- Yeah, yeah it says,

"Only the team that successfully
discerns the hidden object

"will claim the sought after prize.

"A valuable vowel A."

- You better pick good, bro.

- Let's do it.

- This is kind of a weird game.

- Yeah, but it's perfect for
getting to know each other.

- Yeah.

How else would we know that
Jaxon's an orphaned alcoholic.

- Wonder what it reveals about you.

- Pen, pen.

Thanks.

All right, you guys ready?

- Ah, ballerina.

- Do you see a ballerina
in this apartment?

- A ceiling fan, a ceiling fan?

- No, no.

Ah.

- My hair removal cream.

- What room was he last in?

Maybe we can guess it that way.

- No cheating.

- He's getting anxious.

- He was in the kitchen, in the kitchen.

- Oh, oh, it's the food.

The chicken.

- Yes, rotisserie chicken, yes.

- Yes.

- Yes.

- You looked like
a witch burning in Salem.

- Thank you very much.

- Yeah, don't quit your
day job to become an actor.

- Don't listen to them, bro.

We got our first letter.

- And it's a vowel.

- Okay it's one letter to one letter.

- Yeah, but it's yours a vowel too?

- Drink your wine.

- Okay, okay, okay, let's go Mia.

- Uh-oh, straight to jail.

- Oh, okay, okay, so,

"Either your player can go to
jail and you miss two turns,

"or you yourself leave the
room and only miss one turn."

- Hmm, I see a room way down there.

- My dad used to make
us stand in the corner

when we were in timeout.

- Okay.

- Jail, here get in.

- Your closet still has power?

- That light stays on
when the power goes out.

I mean, when the power goes
out, the light turns on.

Maybe you can help us
figure that out, Stan.

- What was that about?

- She's just a little claustrophobic.

- Should she be in there then?

- Don't worry, she loves
conquering her phobias.

Right, Ri?

- Yes, yeah.

- We'll let you know
when to come back out.

- Well, this feels strange.

- Just roll us an easy letter.

"It is time for a quest.

"Find an object that
relates to the game word.

"Time is of the essence.

"If you're successful, your
prize is a coveted vowel, E."

- Good luck finding

anything gardening related in here.

- All right, you ready hun?

- Um okay.

- Go man.

- Okay, okay.
- Go.

- Dude, hurry up.
- That's it, go Stanley.

- Um.

- Dude, go.

Hurry up, man.

Find something.
- Come on, Stanley.

- Hurry the fuck up, Stanley.

- Dude, we are running out of time.

- Come on, Stanley, let's go.
- Hurry up.

- I think this should count.

- Nicely done, Stanley.

Let's go.

- Bring it home for the boys.

Clutch.

Here, Stan.
- Yeah.

- And the boys pull ahead.

- Let's go.

- Can I come out now?

- Actually, yeah. I think
this is the perfect time

for a bathroom break.

- I could use a break.

- You can come out now.

- We're going to the
bathroom, Mia, join us.

- Why do girls always do that?

- They're pack animals.

- Oh.

- Of all the things the
nerd could have cropped.

We have plants everywhere.

- Hey, it's okay.

It's still so early.

- Yeah.

It's not a big deal.

- Oh, it's not a big deal?

It doesn't bother you
with it out on the table.

- Make it a big deal
and it's gonna be worse.

- Whatever, let's just finish
this never-ending game.

- I feel like we should just

finish this game already, yeah.

- I think it's kind of fun
considering the lack of lighting.

- Yeah, I mean, I just want

some more one-on-one time
with Riley, you know.

And man, this game is bringing
out your dark side, bro.

- It's not the game man, it's
Celeste, she's frustrating.

- Yo Stanley.

- Earth to Stanley.

You in there?

- Yeah, I'm here.

- What, what, what are we saying?

- The girls, what do you think?

- Yeah, they're, they're nice.

- Yeah, it seems like you and Mia

are a little more than nice.

- Yeah, I think she's pretty cool.

- You should go for it.

- Thanks, yeah, I for sure will.

- Yeah and Jaxon here

should probably lay off
the game a little bit,

you know, not be so competitive.

Chicks aren't into that man.

- No, I know she's into me.

- How?

- We met a while ago

and we just had a little moment there.

- You're had a moment?

- Mouth to mouth.

- You gave her CPR.

- Yeah.

So we chat back and forth
for like a week or two

and then bam, ghosted.

- What happened?

- I don't know.

Maybe that's the part about
her that makes me crazy.

- It's just the whole hard to get routine.

- She zombied you.

- She what?

- It's this new thing I read
about that happens in dating.

Basically it's when you
thought someone ghosted you,

but they rise from the dead

and they reach back out after
disappearing for some time.

- I like that actually.

And I wouldn't mind eating her brains out.

- Yeah.

- Eating whose brains out?

- Oh, hey babe.

- Shall we get back to it?

- We are back to the top.

- Let's do it.

- Nice.

All right, two truths and a lie again.

- Oh, but this time, if we get it right,

we get to take any of the letters

your team has collected so far.

- You left that part out.

- Details.

My bad.

- All right, here we go.

- Why don't we put your
childhood trauma on display?

- Let's see.

I've eaten a scorpion once before.

I've summoned up the
courage to go bungee jumping

when it was raining.

And I.

- Time's almost up.

- Give us one that I might actually know.

- And I, and I um,

and I, I was more into Cody
than you when we first met.

- That's definitely a lie.

She hates Cody.

- But what if it's not?

- What if you shut the fuck up?

- Well, what?
- Because you don't know.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I mean, let's think about
this strategically, right,

if we wanna win.

- What's there to be strategic about?

You're overthinking this.

It's Cody, right.

Besides the last one's
always the lie, remember?

That's what I thought.

So speak now or forever hold your peace.

- All right, is that your final answer?

- First night I met Celeste,

she told me she ate ants
in Guatemala or something.

So scorpion isn't far off,

plus it's way too random
right off the bat.

Definitely real.

Again, if you're gonna eat a scorpion,

you'll bungee junk.

Listen, I don't have to
know if she has or not

to tell you she has.

'Cause she loves a little danger.

Look at her.

I hope I'm not speaking out of turn,

but I know you enough to know
you're a little thrill seeker.

I've seen your tattoos
and hey, I'm not judging,

I'm just saying that's
the vibe you put out.

So yeah, scorpion true, bungee true.

Which brings us right back

to the obvious answer I
was telling you all along.

Plus what you don't know
is when we got here,

she pulled me in her room

to ask me if Cody was coming tonight.

Why?

Because she fucking can't stand him.

So yeah, Cody, final answer.

Letter, please.

- I.

- What?

- I told you, I'm afraid of heights.

- So, no bungee.

- Wow.

- It meant nothing.

I ended up liking you more anyways.

- Are you serious?

Can we talk for a moment?

- Look, it didn't
mean anything, I swear.

You're here with me now and
that's all that matters.

- Cody, come on.

- It was just
an initial thought.

Plus, once we're done playing the game.

- All right, whatever.

Fuck Cody.

- Exactly.

- Yo, you good?

- Yeah, all good.

Right?

Oh shit.

- There goes Humpty Dumpty.

- I'm sorry.

I'll buy you another one.

- There isn't another one.

- What do you mean?

You can get one of these anywhere?

What?

Why are you looking at me like that?

If it wasn't for a stupid three inch rug,

it wouldn't have happened.

- Dude, you're really gonna
blame this on the fucking rug?

- Yeah, I am.

- I gotta get outta here.

- Right, come on.

- No.

- We have to finish this.

- Fuck this, fuck it's over.

- I know.

Just please stay.

- I got some glue, we can.

- I don't want your fucking glue.

- Stop shouting at us.

It was an accident.

- You don't get it.

- Get what?

- Mia is, right.

We have to finish the game.

- We can play another game.

- No, we have to finish the game.

- It's your turn.

- "Vowel or play.

"Seems you need a new mascot.

"The task is to create a
sculpture of whatever's available.

"Present a sculpture that stays together

"for the time it takes
for the sand to fall

"and you win a wild vowel.

"Fail and you'll be sent to jail."

- It's almost like it
knows we broke the gnome.

- He broke the gnome.

- I think it was a we thing.

- Just go already.

- And here I thought we smoothed it out.

Oh fuck.

- It's not finished, man, hurry.

- Fuck.

- You totally a shit there, bro.

- This is what I gotta do to win this?

- Yeah, I think so.

- What the fuck?

That was fucking weird.

I had a weird moment.

- What, what do you mean moment?

- Yeah, what kind of moment?

- I can't even begin to explain it.

- Well, you've had at
least two glasses of wine.

Your head's probably just swimming.

- Yeah, it's probably just getting clear.

- Oh, finally, it's your landlord.

- Is anybody gonna get that or?

- Be a dear, would you?

- Anybody there?

- It was probably
just the neighbor's kids

playing a prank or something.

- That was weird.

- Yeah, so you guys have
some menacing neighbors?

- Something like that.

- I guess that makes it my turn.

- Should you check your landlord's ETA?

- Checked.

He's still not here.

How about it Riley.

- Fix your face.

What's it say?

- "Truth or truth bitch.

"Someone's hiding a secret.

"Spill the beans or face the consequences.

"Remember, the game
knows when you're lying."

- Did the game
just call you a bitch.

- I've never seen that
card in there before.

- Because if it was
me, I could understand that.

- Okay.

- So it's probably just a
play on truth or dare, right?

- What's the prize vowel?

- Doesn't say.

- Wait, wait, wait.

You said you'd never seen this car before.

I thought you got these
games four tonight?

- I did.

I just, I looked through it
before you guys got here.

- What the fuck was that?

- Did everyone just
see those letters move?

- You boys are being dramatic.

You're cut off from wine.

- I didn't wanna say anything earlier,

but I felt something underneath the table.

- Dude, I'm still on those letters, man.

Those moved by themselves.

- They're spelling liar.

- You're all being ridiculous.

Just play.

- What?

- Let's just play the game.

- Are you not paying attention?

- Celeste and Mia are right.

The power is out and the
the lights are spooky.

The wine has us feeling special.

Let's just keep playing
a little while longer.

Stanley, flip the sand dial thingy.

I'll go.

Okay.

So I hate shellfish

and I think green eyes are
the most beautiful thing.

- So what, are we supposed
to guess what's a lie?

- What the fuck is happening?

- I don't think she told us what.

- It warned us.

- What the fuck are you talking about?

- I think they know more
than they're telling us.

- Celeste.

- What do you want me to say?

- Yo, bro, I think we should go.

- Yeah, I don't know what the is going on,

but I think you're right.

- Okay, can you help me put a candle

at the point of each end here?

- Yeah.
- Perfect.

- Oh, and can you grab the empty chalice?

- I can't believe we're
actually trying this.

- Well, how's else can
we afford to live here?

- Where us this playing from?

- Don't touch me,

this is not how this goes.

- How what goes?

- Stop, make it stop.

- Celeste.

- It wants us to watch this.

- Doesn't this all feel
a bit too medieval?

- It's exhilarating.

Trust me, it'll work.

- Maybe nothing will even happen.

- Well, if that's the case,
then why are you recording this?

- Great start to my photography career.

The girl who captured a Djinn on camera

should score me enough
hype to get off your couch.

- It'll work.

Trust me, it has to.

- You would not believe
how difficult it was

to get everything on that list.

- Please tell me that
you found a spirit board.

- That I didn't get, but.

- What is that?

- It's the next best thing.

- What?

- We're supposed to communicate with it.

How are we supposed to do that with this?

- It has letters.

- Okay, assuming that's
okay to use for this.

What else do we need?

- A vessel to house the
Djinn once we trap it.

- What are we using for that?

- Oh my God, it's the ugly
lawn gnome from apartment 220.

Gimme that.

Come here little guy.

- Are we really doing this?

- Yeah.

Are you in or are you out?

- It's time.

Get the lights.

- I thought you'd never ask.

- What's that for?

- Well, it's a blood pact.

- Wait, what?

You didn't tell me that.

I'm not cool with that.

- It's just a little blood.

- No, no, no, I'm out

- Mia, no, you are not out okay.

You have an opportunity.

Come on.

- I'll get the money another way.

This feels wrong.

- Look, I know it looks weird,

but I've heard that this
changes people's lives.

- Yeah, Mia okay, listen to me.

Your mom, she could never get out of it.

But you can,

you have the opportunity.

Come on, come on.

Oh yes, our girl.

- "Thy will be born
from the flame of thou.

"We beseech thee with an
offering, a mortal soul's call."

Together.

We beseech thee.

Grant us the earthly possessions.

- Oh my God.

I don't like this, I don't like this.

I don't like this, I don't like this.

- Is this a part of the ritual?

Wait, wait.

- Okay, Celeste, what
do we do, what do we do?

- I dunno, I dunno.

- Oh my God.

"Play with me."

- Are you okay?

- No, no, no, I'm leaving.

- What was that?

They made this happen.

- We, we did not make this happen.

- Okay.

That is all I can handle.

Thank you for the fun evening

and the interactive spooky game.

But I think I'll just
take a cab home, okay.

Actually, no, I'll just walk.

- Yeah, yeah, I'm with Stanley, man.

This is way too much for a girl.

- Go ahead.

- Hey, hey, hey let me out.

- You coming?

- What's so funny?

- Your friend didn't leave.

He's still somewhere in the apartment.

- Can you let me out please?

- What do you mean he didn't leave,

we just watched him leave.

- He can't leave.

None of us can.

Not until we're finished playing.

Until it's finished playing.

- Fuck this, man.

What the fuck?

I can't get out, I can't get out.

- You, you trapped us
here with this thing.

What the fuck do you want with us?

- Oh my God.

- Seems it's Rex's turn.

- No, I'm not playing.

- You don't have a choice.

- None of us do.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

- No, no.

No, no, it was over here.

- Task it is then.

- "Can you outsmart the clock?

"Time for wicked trivia.

"Answer the trivia question right in time

"to advance the next round.

"This is a solo challenge.

"Your teammates cannot help you."

- What's the trivia question?

- "Within the finest culinary
arts, this ingredient,

"derived from a natural essence
lends itself into an elixir

"known as the forbidden recipe.

"What is this obscure ingredient?"

- What?

- What the fuck is the forbidden recipe?

- I don't, I don't know.

My best recipe is takeout.

- But buddy, you gotta think
of something, come on, man.

- Advance to the next round.

- What the fuck?

Ah.
- Come on.

- Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Oh what the fuck?

I don't know, I don't
know, eggs, wheat flour.

- You're just shouting ingredients.

- Well, okay flour.

Flour's and everything right?

Flour, flour.

I got it right.

- No, you didn't.

The answer is human flesh.

- What happens now?

- Go to jail, right?

- No, I won't.

No, no, I don't care.

I'm not going, I'm not going.

I don't, I don't care, I'm not going.

- Rex.

Rex.

Rex, wait.

This whole night is your fault.

Don't walk away from me bitch.

My best friend just fucking died.

- Just a drop in the bucket.

- How long you been
playing this fucking game?

- We never stopped.

- So you've been playing

since that fucking exorcism voodoo video.

- Enough.

We have to keep playing.

- What the fuck?

- Are you insane?

I'm not playing anymore.

- You wanna end up like him?

- Jaxon

- "Light or fright.

"Last around in a room of your
choice, losers go to jail.

"Winners move on to the next round."

- She gets the easy one.

- Okay.

Here I go, I guess.

Okay, you can start the sand dial.

Okay.

This isn't so bad.

It'll all be over soon, it'll be.

It'll all be over soon.

It'll all be over soon,
it'll all be over soon.

- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Mia.

Open the door.

Open the door Mia.

- Come on.

- No.

- What are you doing?

- This isn't how we play the game.

We're fine as long as
we bring more players.

This is your fault.

- Me?

This is your game, literally.

- Stop, stop.

It's Mia, for God sake stop.

- I don't think she's playing anymore.

- Okay.

Stan.

- "Facts or fate.

"Make a true or false statement.

"If the opposing team gets
right, they win the round.

"If not, you win the round.

"Make it creative for the winner

"will move on to the next round.

"The loser will not."

- So you have to make up a
good lie to win the round.

You got this buddy.

- Uh.

Uh.

Uh.

True or false?

A common cause of electrical
circuit malfunctions in homes

is improper grounding.

- False, false.

It's gotta be false, he's
presenting it as truth.

- Stan.

- True.

- It was supposed to be you.

- You're sick.

You lured us here.

- You broke the vessel,
you change the rules.

- We have to keep playing.

It's the only way.

- You killed all of us.

- We have to keep on playing.

See?

It's starting to move.

- This is your fault.

- This has
never happened before.

Never in my life.

Never in my.

- No.

No.

No, I was playing.

See, I'll wait, I'll
wait for them to play.

I'll play.

- Death match round.

- Same thing.

- "Kill or be killed."

- That's all it says?

- Yes.

- Get off of me.

Cody was a better lay
than you could ever be.

- You fucking bitch.

- 28.14.

- Hey man.

What's a handsome stud like you

doing on a fine evening like this?

- Uh, I'm working.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

Bet you do that a lot.

- Yeah, I guess.

- Hey.

I have this game.

It's pretty fun.

You should take a break,

play with us.

- I actually have some
deliveries I have to get to.

- He didn't want to play.

Should we try the pizza place?