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-Okay. Thank you, Mark.
-Any time, Frank.
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-Hi, Daddy.
-Hi, honey.
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You're the best daddy
in the world.
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And I love you.
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Will you take me
to the park?
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Well, of course I will,
sweetheart.
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Good, because Al said I get
a dollar if I get rid of you.
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You weren't supposed
to say that part.
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I'm five. Sue me.
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Kids. You gotta
love 'em. Bye bye.
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Yeah, ho, ho.
Freeze a minute here,
beautiful.
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Why are you trying so hard
to get rid of me?
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-Well, see I have this thing.
-No, wait a minute.
Let me guess.
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You have a date coming over,
don't you?
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That's right,
and, you know, Dad,
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I am really tired of you
always giving them
a hard time.
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When have I ever given
your dates a hard time?
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Jason came over to pick me up,
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and you pushed him against
the wall and frisked him.
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Well, he was wearing a jacket
with a gang logo on it.
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It said "Polo."
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Frank, you're exhibiting
classic paternal behavior.
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Your daughter's
becoming a woman,
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and you're frightened
by her budding sexuality.
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There ain't nothin' buddin'
around here, pal.
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God.
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That's Dillon. Dad...
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Dad, can you
please try to keep
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an open mind and be nice?
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I am always nice
to your dates.
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-Hello, sir...
-She's not home.
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He's no good.
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Okay.
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Hah! I got the stereo
all set up, Mom.
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This is so exciting.
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I can't believe
in less than 18 hours,
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the salon will be open.
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'Allo, 'allo, Karen.
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Are you playing
songs of tranquility again?
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No, we don't
like that Karen.
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You see, Karen,
this is very nice music.
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Really, it's okay
if you want to, you know...
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Mellow
out with a fruit smoothie
and have a bitchin' summer.
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But...
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It's not so good, you know,
in the salon,
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because, we do not want
to put the customer to sleep.
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When a woman come to Jean-Luc,
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you know what she is
really looking for?
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A haircut?
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No.
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She's looking,
Karen, for the total,
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over-powering,
sensuous experience
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that starts at the top
of her head and shivers
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and vibrates all the way down
to the balls of her foot.
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Okay, look. I show you.
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This better.
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This the kind of music.
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The pulsating beat that
I want a woman to hear
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when they come in
to the salon.
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Because, you know it
puts them in the right mood.
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Then I come up to her,
and I say,
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"I love beautiful woman.
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"Welcome to
Let Your Hair Down.
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Let's really
let you hair down."
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Walk this way.
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And then you
push them together
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onto the hair styling station.
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And I turn to her
and I say, "I am Jean-Luc.
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I will make all of
your grooming fantasies
come true."
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Eagle has landed
at base-camp one.
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- Afternoon, ma'am.
- Good afternoon,
but actually, sir,
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we're really not open,
officially, until tomorrow.
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I know that ma'am.
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Name is T. Edwin Jarvis.
I'm from the White House.
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The one in Washington D.C.,
where the President lives?
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Check.
President and Mrs. Clinton
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will be in town
on a political visit tomorrow.
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Let's see some I.D.
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Mrs. Clinton has always
admired Jean-Luc's work.
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She's particularly impressed
by the way he handled
Princess Di, Madonna,
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and that
"Hey, Vern" guy.
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Jean-Luc is one of
the greatest hairdressers
in the world.
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That's why Mrs. Clinton
wants him to do her hair.
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Really?
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That's fantastic.
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Mrs. Clinton says
she wants to look like
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that cute little Rachel
on Friends.
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Really?
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I mean, yeah, yeah,
we could do that.
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And how about Bill?
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Would Bill like
to have his hair cut,
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because I could make him
look like George Clooney.
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No, ma'am.
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The President will be
showing his support
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for small business next door,
at Bucket O' Beef.
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Woah. That should really
boost their receipts.
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Check.
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Hillary Clinton!
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Bye, Daddy.
We're going to the park.
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No, you're not.
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Not without a jacket.
Get back here.
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You know better
than that.
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Here we go.
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Here. There.
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This will keep ya
nice and warm.
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How about you, Al?
I haven't seen you all day.
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Is everything all right?
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-Tell him.
-Al's not talking to you.
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She says you're a poopy-head.
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Al, I'm sorry if
I'm scaring off your dates.
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But I'm your father.
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And if somebody's not good
enough for you,
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then I'm gonna do what I think
is necessary to protect you.
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Dad, nobody's good
enough for you.
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I'm gonna be living
here until I'm 45.
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Well, if that's how long
it takes us to find
someone we like,
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then we'll wait.
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Tell him.
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-Poopy-head.
-Let's go.
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She says
I don't like any guys.
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I like Troy Aikman.
I like Garth Brooks.
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Why doesn't she bring
one of them home?
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-Mr. Lambert?
-Yeah, that's me.
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I'm Pete,
from Builder's Mart.
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They sent me over with those
tile samples you called about.
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Yeah.
Here, come on in.
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I'll take a look at 'em,
you can take 'em back.
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Sir, are you the Frank Lambert
of Lambert Construction?
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Yeah, that's me.
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I am a huge fan
of your work.
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That remodel that you did
on the old Endicott building
was awesome.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, and-and that warehouse
that you built downtown...
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That is poetry
in cinder block.
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You really think so?
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Absolutely.
Your work is genius.
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I hope that, someday,
I can become a contractor
just like you.
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Well, you keep your lumber dry
and your hammer high,
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you might just make it.
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Sir, you are the wisest man
I have ever met.
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Gee,
how old are you, Pete?
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It is Pete, isn't it?
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Yes, sir.
I'm 16.
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-Sixteen?
-Yeah.
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That's good.
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Sit down,
sit down, Pete.
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Tell me, you,
you have a girlfriend?
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Well, sir, I don't have
much time for that.
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Well, with school and my job
and volunteering
at the church.
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Hey, Pete, how'd you like
to go out on a date?
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Where are you going
with this, sir?
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No, not...
I was...
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I was just talking
about my daughter.
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Would you like to
take my daughter out?
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-Go out with your daughter?
-Yeah.
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Sir, I'd be honored.
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Well, great.
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You wanna see
a picture of her?
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Not necessary. I mean,
if she's your daughter,
I'm sure she's "up to code."
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This is so cool.
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I'm actually going to meet
Hillary Clinton.
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Big-whoop.
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Man, I could be at
the entertainment event
of the century tonight.
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Beavis and Butt-Head on Ice.
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Rich.
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Hillary Clinton has
revolutionized the role
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- of the First Lady
in this country.
- Big deal.
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Beavis is supposed to
skate in, drop his pants,
moon the audience,
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and Butt-Head goes,
"That's cool."
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Why am I dating you?
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Yeah.
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Pictures.
No more pictures, okay?
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Okay. Maybe one more.
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From my good side.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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All right, already!
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You know, I'm, I'm the only
touch of glamour
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in their drab,
little lives.
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They are not here
for you, Jean-Luc.
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-Didn't you get my message?
-I got your message.
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I don't know why
you're so excited.
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You told me the first lady
is coming at noon.
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I know the first lady
is coming at noon.
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This is Mrs. Radney's.
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She's coming
for her pedicure.
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Don't forget
to charge her extra,
she has 12 toes.
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No, no no.
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Not the first
lady customer.
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The First Lady.
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The First Lady of
the United States.
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Hillary Clinton is coming
here in 20 minutes,
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and she wants you to
personally cut her hair.
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I don't think so.
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Jean-Luc, I know
this is very sudden
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and I know that
she is very famous,
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-but you can handle this!
-No, I cannot.
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-Yes, you can!
-No, I cannot.
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Why not?
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Well, you see,
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the thing of it is,
okay, um...
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Okay...
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Um, I do not actually...
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Cut the hair.
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You don't cut hair?
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Not actually...
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I don't cut the hair.
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Well, that's crazy.
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Before you were divorced,
you owned salons all over
the world.
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I know, but I have
hundreds of employee,
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and they cut the hair.
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Well, what did you do?
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I create the over-powering,
sensuous experience,
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that start at the top of
the head and vibrate
all the way down
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to the balls of the foot.
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I do this.
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I do this.
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But I cannot remember
the last time I do like that.
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Well, you better start
remembering this,
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because the First Lady's
gonna be here any minute.
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-No! No!
-Yes! Yes!
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-No! No!
-Yes!
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-No!
-Yes!
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You know, I don't know...
We have a lot
invested in this,
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- and you're really starting
to tick me off!
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-What?
-That was so refreshing!
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- What?
- See, look, a Clinton!
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- The First Lady of
the United States.
- No!
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-I want to cut her hair!
-Yes!
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-I want to cut her hair!
I want to cut her hair!
-Yes! Yes!
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Not!
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No! Jean-Luc!
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Hey, Al?
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Al, come on downstairs
for a minute, honey.
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- What?
- Well, Al,
I've been thinking.
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And,
I owe you an apology.
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I've been way too picky
about the guys
you go out with and...
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Well, I know that you're
a responsible young woman.
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You should be able to pick
your dates without me
hassling you.
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- Thank you, Dad.
- Hey.
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And to make up for the way
that I've been acting,
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I set you up on a date.
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-A what?
-A date.
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When?
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-Now.
-Now?
248
00:12:04,680 --> 00:12:06,943
Now! Now!
This is so great.
249
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,510
This guy is just
perfect for you.
250
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:09,946
You're gonna spend
the whole day together.
251
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,208
He's perfect.
252
00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,732
-Hi, Pete.
-Hey, Mr. Lambert.
253
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:17,867
Al, this is Pete.
254
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,566
What, you two
go shopping together?
255
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,221
Yeah, we did.
256
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,007
Yeah, Sears had
a big flannel sale.
257
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,487
We got six pairs
of matching shirts.
258
00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,663
We're set for winter.
259
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,187
How about that
all new tool department?
260
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,319
Yeah, Al,
the '97s are in.
261
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,452
Tell her about that
Powermaster chainsaw.
262
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,149
24 inch sprocket nose.
263
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,673
Adjustable automatic
gear-driven chrome cylinder.
264
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,501
Turbo with anti-kickback
chain break.
265
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,242
That thing'll cut
through a Buick!
266
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,288
It's better than sex!
267
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,509
Maybe I should just
leave you two alone.
268
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:53,555
No, no, no, no.
269
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,600
Don't run upstairs.
Don't be shy.
270
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,515
I mean, come on,
I want you two
to go out there
271
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,821
and have a good time.
272
00:12:58,908 --> 00:12:59,996
-Dad...
-No, no, no, listen.
273
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,693
You don't have
to say thank you.
274
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,305
-No problem there.
-No.
275
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,220
Come on now,
you two just run along.
276
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,395
Have a good time.
277
00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,179
One thing...
278
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,528
Don't elope
on the first date.
279
00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,667
I am so good,
I scare myself.
280
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:25,848
Jean-Luc,
will you open that door?
281
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:29,983
Never!
This door is impenetrable!
It is like a solid steel!
282
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,681
You could not get me
out of here with the dynamite!
283
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:39,557
Jean-Luc!
284
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:42,212
Hillary Clinton is going to
be here any minute.
285
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,475
If you don't get out there,
I'm going to drag you
out there myself.
286
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,260
Take your best shot, blondie.
287
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,524
- Come on, baby. Yeah.
- I can. I am very str...
288
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,743
Wait, I'm scared now.
289
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,791
-I am really petrified now.
-Get out there.
290
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,749
- Yeah? I got some muscle.
- Yeah.
291
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,274
Yeah.
292
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,886
You know,
maybe you should think
about getting a butt-master.
293
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,893
Okay, that's it.
Just forget it.
You are impossible.
294
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,416
We have been
busting our backs
295
00:14:12,503 --> 00:14:15,419
trying to get this salon
together for two months.
296
00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,291
And for some
stupid reason,
297
00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,293
that you won't even
talk about,
298
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,469
you're gonna
throw it all away.
299
00:14:21,556 --> 00:14:24,385
-Some friend you are.
-I am your friend.
300
00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:26,387
You... You know that.
301
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,606
Well, then, will you please,
302
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:31,435
please tell me
why are you doing this?
303
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,221
I don't know.
304
00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:40,009
I guess I think
that I would...
305
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:41,837
I would do a bad job.
306
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,100
Bad job... Why?
307
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,495
Look, I know that
a lot of people think
308
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:49,410
that I am some
kind of maybe genius,
309
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,064
but what if I'm not?
310
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,022
What if I'm just,
311
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,547
ravishing-looking
but empty-headed
continental "'unk?"
312
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,421
'Unk?
313
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,902
Not "unk", "'unk!"
314
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,733
"hunk."
315
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,084
That's not true.
316
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,825
You started an entire
hair care empire!
317
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,698
No, correction.
My wife started
a hair care empire.
318
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:18,918
I'm just the one to come
to the door and say,
319
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,921
"'Allo, I'm Jean-Luc.
Why don't you pulsate with me
right over here."
320
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,059
I get it.
321
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,889
I understand now.
322
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:36,457
You are afraid.
323
00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,372
You are afraid to cut hair,
aren't you?
324
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:41,810
Jean-Luc...
325
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:46,162
You know, Jean-Luc,
326
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,599
when people get a divorce,
sometimes they say things
327
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:52,038
that just aren't true.
328
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,604
You know, when I split
from my first husband,
329
00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:57,217
he said that I was stupid.
330
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,349
And that I wouldn't be
anything without him.
331
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:03,484
He said you were stupid?
332
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:08,532
Yeah. And I believed him
because I was feeling
so bad about myself.
333
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,535
So, I spent years
in a dead-end job,
334
00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:13,233
in a terrible salon.
335
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:17,150
All because I thought
I was too stupid
336
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:18,978
to start my own business.
337
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,112
You're not stupid.
338
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,200
I know.
339
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,248
You are not
a no-talent fraud.
340
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:35,864
Well, maybe you're right.
341
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,562
I was the valedictorian of
our beauty school class,
342
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:41,174
and I was the one
343
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,611
who convinced Madonna
to shave her armpits.
344
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:48,355
I don't know,
maybe...
345
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,096
Maybe I can do anything.
346
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,577
Of course you can.
347
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:56,232
All you need is a little
music to get you into
the spirit of things.
348
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,060
-No.
-Yeah. Karen, music?
349
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,378
This is working for me.
350
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,207
Of course it is.
351
00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:16,078
Because you are
here to fulfill
352
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:19,212
every woman's
hair care fantasies.
353
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:23,955
I can do that.
354
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,569
Everybody stand back.
355
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:33,182
I am going to style her
until she purrs like a kitten.
356
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:36,620
- Hillary, my darling.
- You look...
357
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,014
Fabulous.
358
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,105
Elizabeth Dole,
eat your heart out.
359
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,296
I like the feel of that.
360
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,387
I wonder if we really need
that tree in the front yard.
361
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:09,000
Then once you've laid out
the basic electrical,
362
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,002
you wanna rough in
your plumbing.
363
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,527
This is where that
generous crawl space
is really gonna pay off.
364
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,921
-So, how was your date?
-Just great, sir.
365
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,881
I knew you two love birds
would hit it off.
366
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,405
-Can I talk to you
in the kitchen, Dad?
-Sure.
367
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,755
Hey, check out that
new Powermaster chainsaw.
368
00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:26,192
It's a beast.
369
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,109
Al,
isn't Pete a great guy?
370
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:34,113
You know, he actually owns
a hammer autographed
by Bob Villa?
371
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,160
Dad?
372
00:18:38,247 --> 00:18:40,771
This was the most boring day
of my entire life.
373
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,600
Why?
374
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,994
It was like going out
on a date with...
375
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,257
You!
376
00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,087
What's wrong with that?
377
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,046
Listen, Dad, um...
378
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,050
I know you're just trying
to look out for me, but...
379
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,618
You cannot be
my dating service.
380
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,143
I kinda need to
pick my own guys.
381
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,928
Okay. You're right.
382
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:10,061
It's your life,
and you should
pick your own dates
383
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,281
without me
getting in the way.
384
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,241
Thank you.
385
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,025
Don't you like Pete
just a little?
386
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:19,593
He's a nice guy,
but, Dad...
387
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:22,117
He's not for me.
388
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,685
I hate to see you dump him.
389
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:29,168
-Well, I'm not.
-You're not?
390
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,257
No.
391
00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,172
He's your boyfriend,
you dump him.
392
00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,144
Hey, Pete.
393
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:52,887
We, we've gotta talk.
394
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:56,064
Yeah, you are a super guy,
but,
395
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:59,633
this thing with Al,
it's just not working out.
396
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,025
Really?
397
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,723
I thought we had
a great time.
398
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,291
I mean, we went to the base
and tub and tile show.
399
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,075
- Can't believe
she didn't like that.
400
00:20:07,815 --> 00:20:08,816
Women.
401
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,427
Go figure.
402
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,738
So I...
403
00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,783
I guess this is good-bye.
404
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:23,091
Yeah, I mean,
if we can't make
this dating thing work,
405
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,224
I hope we can
still be friends.
406
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:34,407
I'm sure there's a perfectly
reasonable explanation
for this.
407
00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:38,367
It's just not as funny
as the one I'm thinking of.
408
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,028
Turbo.
409
00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,167
-Psst, Dad.
-Hey, kiddo.
410
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,300
- How was your date
with that new guy?
- The worst.
411
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,868
He's sitting out there
on the couch
and he won't leave.
412
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,261
You've gotta help me
get rid of this jerk.
413
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,611
No.
414
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:07,788
Listen, I promised you
I'm going to stay out of
your love life and I meant it.
415
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,530
I'm begging you.
Please, Daddy.
416
00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:14,621
Daddy?
417
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,406
Well, then, of course
I'll help you, honey.
418
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:19,756
You just go on in
and leave the rest to me.
419
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:22,803
Okay, now, be brave.
420
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:25,936
Man, I have got to get
some new shoes.
421
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:29,505
These things are like
totally nasty.
422
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,596
You might wanna
put those back on.
423
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:36,295
-Why?
-Hi. I'm Al's dad.
424
00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:38,035
I like to cut things.
425
00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:44,955
Thanks, Dad.
426
00:21:45,956 --> 00:21:47,741
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