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I'm telling you, Mark.
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-Hi.
-Hi, honey.
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You guys play the way
you did today at practice,
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and you are a lock
for the championships.
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Wildcats will prevail.
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-Yes!
-Yeah.
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I just can't wait to go
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to your championship
game, sweetie pie.
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Mom, there are no
sweetie pies in basketball.
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Well, that's what
makes you so special.
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Mwah.
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- Frank, she's killing me.
- Sit down. Carol--
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So I wanna get
to the game real early
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because I wanna get
a really great seat.
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- Well, honey, Mark and I
have been talking...-
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...and we thought maybe
it would be best
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if, just for
the championship game,
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if maybe you sat a little
farther away from the court.
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- Like where?
- Like here.
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But I always
go to Mark's games.
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Yeah, and you always
embarrass me.
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How do I embarrass you?
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By standing up
in the middle
of the game yelling,
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"Don't worry, honey, you'll
hit the basket next time.
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"You're still my little MVP."
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So you don't want me
to go to your game
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after I carried you
for nine months
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and gave birth
in the hospital parking lot
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in the snow?
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Frank, she's got me
backed in the birth canal.
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Do something.
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Listen.
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Carol,
you're a wonderful mother,
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and we both love you,
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but if you set
one foot in the gym,
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I'll have security
take you out.
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But I made a cake
for the whole team.
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It's in the shape
of a basketball.
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It says, "Good luck,
dribble bunnies."
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The kitty's here.
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The kitty's gone!
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The kitty's here!
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Kitty's gone.
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God, I have no life.
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What a night.
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I have never been so moved.
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So, Rich, you look spiffy.
How was the opera?
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It was great. Fantabulous.
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I am a true opera head.
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Well, if you thought
the opera was fun,
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wait till next week,
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because we are going
to the ballet.
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We're going to the ballet.
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10 bucks says
it's The Nutcracker.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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Nothing. Nothing.
I think you guys make
a beautiful couple.
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A strong woman and a doormat.
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Hey. I'm not a doormat.
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I got plenty of say
in this relationship.
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Don't I?
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-Of course you do.
-Of course I do.
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Man. This is pathetic.
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Since you started
going out with Barky,
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it's like
you've been neutered.
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I can't remember the last time
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we went out
on a Saturday night
and did guy stuff.
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I could go out with you
Saturday night and do
guy stuff if I wanted to.
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Couldn't I, sweetie?
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Don't ask her.
Are you a man,
or aren't you?
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Of course I'm a man!
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So what are you saying?
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So you'd rather
spend Saturday night
with Jughead than with me?
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Yes, yes!
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As a matter of fact, I would.
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Saturday night,
me and my buddy
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are gonna go out
and do some guy stuff.
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-Yeah.
-Yes.
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-Man stuff!
-Yeah.
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Another thing.
Woman, I'm hungry.
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Why don't you
go in that kitchen
and make me a sandwich?
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Rich, I'll tell you what.
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You wait here.
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When you see a pig
come flying through the room,
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I'll be back
with your sandwich.
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Guess I told her?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah!
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This is what happened
to Delta Burke.
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Carol, I have
the super-fantastic news.
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I was at the salon,
doing my...
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Baby.
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I was at the salon
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doing my 21st
Jennifer Aniston
haircut of the day
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when it suddenly hit me.
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I don't like
this woman's hair.
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You know, there's a big
"C" shape over here,
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and another one over here.
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It looks like two Pac-Men
are gonna meet in the middle
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and eat Jennifer's face.
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Suddenly it come to me.
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I have the solution
for your little problem
with Mark.
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It's not a little problem.
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I have been banned
from my son's basketball game.
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My son!
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My own flesh and blood
that I carried
for nine months
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and gave birth
in the hospital parking lot...
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In the snow.
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What? Have I told you
about that before?
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Repeatedly.
Now listen to me, Miss Piggy.
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You got to stop
feeling sorry for yourself.
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-Guess what?
-What?
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You are going to Mark's game,
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but you are not going
to Mark's game.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't ask me any questions.
Just take your clothes off.
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What?
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Okay, I'm ready!
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Wait, wait. No.
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Don't, come yet.
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I want to pretend
that I don't know
who you are,
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that I never see you
before in my life.
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I don't even know where I am.
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I just want to clear my head.
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I want to...
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I want to empty my mind.
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Okay.
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Entrez.
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So what do you think?
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Well, I think that...
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You look like a...
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You look like a woman
dressed as a man.
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I don't...
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Well, then, fix it.
Make me look like a real man.
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Ma ch�rie,
that would require
numerous injections
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and a trip to Sweden.
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Well, this is
gonna have to do,
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because Mark's game
is in five minutes.
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No, no, no. Carol, Carol.
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-What?
-Carol, look, look.
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I know this was my idea, okay?
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But, now that I see it,
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I really hate it.
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I can't let you
go to the game
looking like this.
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Well, I don't care.
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This is my son's
championship ball game.
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I'm not gonna miss it.
I don't care what you think.
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Wait, Carol, please,
please just...
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For the love
of Saint Michel,
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don't open your mouth.
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Don't say nothing
or you will really
be discovered.
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Will you trust me?
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No one will find out
that I'm a woman.
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Okay.
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She's a dead man.
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Let's go. Come on.
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Well, this is great, Frank.
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Yeah, I think we're wiping up
the floor with these boys.
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No, I wasn't
talking about that.
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I'm just glad we left mom
and her big mouth back home.
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Okay. Here we go.
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Frank, was that guy
wearing perfume?
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Yeah, you put on a free game,
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all kinds of weirdos show up.
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Okay, Wildcats, we got
these losers on the ropes!
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Now bury their
wimpy little butts.
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Good game?
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Okay, Mark,
go in for Billy. Go!
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You're putting in Mark Foster,
the wussy boy?
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Get real!
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I can get up the floor
faster than that little twerp,
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and I got
a steel rod in my hip.
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Hey.
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Sorry, got a nervous twitch.
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No problem.
Got one myself.
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Took a bullet in 'Nam.
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Okay,
that's good, Mark.
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Now, good D. Here we go.
Hey, all right!
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What is this?
Trucker night
at the ball game?
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Bonsoir,good buddy.
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Jean-Luc,
what are you doing here?
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I came here to keep you
from exposing yourself.
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-That come out wrong.
-Yes.
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Why are you dressed like this?
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Well, I could not come
as Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux.
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If I was recognized,
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then I would be
trampled to death
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by women who want me to
clean up their split ends.
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So I disguised myself as
a typical American trucker.
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Except for the fact
that my hair
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has twice the shine,
twice the body.
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And the secret is protein.
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That's traveling. Foster.
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It's basketball, Foster,
not a track meet,
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you pencil-neck geek.
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-Hey!
-Carol.
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Yeah, try dribbling the ball,
you little mama's boy.
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Hey, that's my kid
you're talking about!
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No wonder he's a wimp.
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His father talks like a girl.
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You take back
what you said about him.
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-Take it back! Take it back!
-Carol, Carol, we're
going to leave now.
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You know, you heard me.
You heard me.
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He's a little weenie.
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Why don't you take him home
and put him in his
Girl Scout uniform
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so we can get some
real men out here?
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All right, all right,
bullet head.
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-No! Carol!
-Come on! You're going down.
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Good God, it's one of them
cross-dressing freaks
from Milwaukee.
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-Okay.
-Stop it. Stop it.
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Carol! Carol, stop it!
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Time out!
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00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:03,401
Hey, man,
we got some trailer trash
fighting in the stands.
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-Help me break this up.
-Yeah, okay.
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All right, you bozos.
You're out of here.
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This pervert
and her boyfriend started it.
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00:11:13,063 --> 00:11:16,023
Yeah?
Well, you're a big-mouth bass.
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- Carol?
- Hi, Frank.
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Mom?
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Hi, sweetie pie.
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No doubt about it.
I'm looking at therapy.
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Rich, en garde.
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Aw, man. Isn't this great?
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This is great.
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A couple guys hanging around,
doing guy stuff?
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You know, I'm starting
to miss the opera.
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I'm gonna call Dana.
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No, you don't.
That'd be giving up, okay?
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You might as well mail her
your manhood in a paper bag.
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A small paper bag.
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Dana, it'll be fun.
You'll see.
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Guys, I don't like parties
that much, okay?
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I would just rather be home,
reading a book.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Dana, I'm not gonna
let you sit home alone
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while Rich is out
having a good time.
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I mean, that'd be like
giving him all the power
in the relationship.
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God.
What's Barky doing here?
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Dana's here?
Dana's here!
My God.
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I can't let her see me
standing here alone.
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She'll think
I'm a loser like you.
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You, dance with me.
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Get real.
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Fine. If you dance with me,
I'll give you five bucks?
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Ten bucks. And a pizza.
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And no touching.
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You got it. Deal.
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Let's...
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Look who's here.
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That no-good,
two-timing pig dog.
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00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,661
He's dancing
with another woman.
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And not very well.
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00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:20,538
He said he wanted to go out
with JT and do guy things.
253
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,628
Well, he's cheating on you.
That is a guy thing.
254
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:24,847
Yeah?
255
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:28,329
Well, revenge is a girl thing.
256
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:29,983
You, dance with me.
257
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,549
Sure. Nice to meet you.
My name's--
258
00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,203
Shut up. No names. Just dance.
259
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,738
Hey!
260
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,566
Hello, Rich.
261
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,830
Good to see you're
having a happy guy night
262
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:53,658
with your guy friend
Jessica Rabbit.
263
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:57,793
Well, you're not exactly home
watching Murphy Brown
now, are you?
264
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,751
-Hi. My name's--
-Nobody cares.
265
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,623
You lied to me.
266
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,451
You said you wanted
to hang out with JT,
267
00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,323
and here you are picking up
on some cheap bimbo.
268
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:07,890
No, I'm not cheap.
269
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:09,718
I'm getting ten bucks
and a pizza for this.
270
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,156
Beat it, Barbie.
271
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:16,203
Hey, that's not
a nice thing to call her.
272
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,378
No, no, it's really okay.
273
00:14:17,465 --> 00:14:18,901
My name really is Barbie.
274
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,558
No way. My name's Ken.
275
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,345
Ken and Barbie?
276
00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,044
-Yeah.
-That's fate.
277
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:33,046
You know, I really do
drive a pink Corvette.
278
00:14:36,484 --> 00:14:38,790
So, this is your idea
of a guy night?
279
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,836
Cruising for other women?
280
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,316
Well, you seem to be
having a pretty good time
281
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:44,144
with Mr. Boy Toy over there.
282
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:45,754
I can dance with
whoever I want to.
283
00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,234
You don't own me.
284
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,844
- Is that right?
- Yeah, that's right.
285
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,454
You know what you are?
You're a control freak.
286
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,456
Take that back.
287
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:53,675
See? There you go again.
288
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,372
Always ordering me around.
289
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,808
Everything always has
to be your way, doesn't it?
290
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,245
You pick the movie.
You pick the restaurant.
291
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,464
You even tell me
what to order for dessert.
292
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,859
You're like some bizarre
cross between Adolf Hitler
and Martha Stewart.
293
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,430
How dare you compare me
to Martha Stewart?
294
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,912
Take it back.
295
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,045
Take it back or I'll...
296
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,569
I will smash this cake
right in your face.
297
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,183
Dana, you don't have the...
298
00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,318
Okay.
299
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:33,149
Well, I certainly hope
300
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,803
that you like wearing pastry.
301
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,372
You're not man
enough to do it.
302
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,341
Big mistake.
303
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:55,476
Now...
304
00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,651
Now, wait a second.
305
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:06,748
You are gonna pay for that.
306
00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:26,811
Okay, wait a second.
Wait a second.
307
00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,944
I've seen enough.
I let it go too far.
308
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,902
You guys are
acting like morons.
309
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,427
You know what, JT?
310
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:35,516
There were no problems
in our relationship
311
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,735
until you stuck
your big nose in.
312
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,346
Hey, you know, Dana's right.
313
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:40,912
We were doing just fine
until you got into it.
314
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,351
I was just trying to help.
315
00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:48,442
Your relationship
is sick and demented,
316
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,357
and I thought I needed
to point that out.
317
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,012
You should thank me.
318
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,755
You know, Dana, he's right.
319
00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,148
We should thank him.
320
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,410
Yes, you should.
321
00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:03,413
Here you go, JT.
322
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,047
From now on, butt out.
323
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,182
Man, try to help
some people...
324
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,892
Would you look at those two?
325
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,243
They're disgusting.
326
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,085
I'm sorry, Dana.
327
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:07,869
I said some things
I didn't mean.
328
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:11,002
I guess I just got crazy
when I saw you with that guy.
329
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,917
I was only dancing with him
330
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,399
'cause I couldn't stand
seeing you
dance with that girl.
331
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:19,098
But I guess you wouldn't
have even been at this party
in the first place
332
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:21,622
if I wasn't always
dragging you to the ballet
333
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,580
and dragging you
to the opera, and...
334
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:27,845
Well, it would be nice
to have a little say
once in a while.
335
00:18:27,932 --> 00:18:30,413
Okay, so what do you
wanna do next weekend?
336
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,154
One word.
337
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,199
WrestleMania.
338
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,245
It's like ballet,
339
00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,247
but there's big fat guys
dancing in their underwear.
340
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,121
What else you got?
341
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,907
I don't know.
342
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:47,778
There's gotta
be something
we both like.
343
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,390
I like cake.
344
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,262
I like cake too.
345
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,960
You got some on your nose.
346
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:24,598
Do you mind
if I talk to Mark alone?
347
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,992
No. I don't wanna
be anywhere near
this conversation.
348
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,694
Mark.
349
00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:37,915
Look, I know
I embarrassed you.
350
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,526
It's just that when
you told me that, you know,
351
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:40,962
you didn't want me
to come to your game,
352
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:42,137
I felt shut out of your life,
353
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,226
and I'm not ready for it.
354
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,882
Mom, I'm 15 years old.
355
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,318
It's not healthy for you
356
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,450
to be hanging
around me all the time,
357
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,626
calling me baby names.
358
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,105
You're gonna have
to let me grow up.
359
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,629
I know. I know. You're right.
360
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:59,241
I have to give you some space.
It's just...
361
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:04,072
Isn't there any way I can fit
into your life any more?
362
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:07,075
Okay, you can
come to my games under
the following conditions.
363
00:20:07,162 --> 00:20:08,555
Okay.
364
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:11,079
Number one, you will not
call me sweetie pie,
365
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,995
pumpkin, muffin,
or any other food item.
366
00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:16,650
Deal.
367
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,869
Number two,
please wear clothes
368
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,915
that come from your side
of the closet only.
369
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,308
Fine.
370
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,048
And number three.
371
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:27,661
You will never, ever,
under any circumstances,
372
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,011
sew my name into
my jockstrap again.
373
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:32,840
But what if they
get mixed up with--
374
00:20:32,927 --> 00:20:34,058
Mom.
375
00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,104
Right. I'm sorry. Promise.
376
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,589
No one should ever be
embarrassed by their family.
377
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,287
Hey, guys.
378
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,123
So how was the game?
379
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,389
Brendan,
380
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,564
is there something
that you would
like to tell us?
381
00:21:03,566 --> 00:21:06,395
You mean the tutu.
382
00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:09,268
Lilly made me play
ballerina with her.
383
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,270
Hey, Brendan.
384
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:17,972
Come on, Brendan.
It's your turn to be
the Sugar Plum Fairy.
385
00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:25,762
You know, maybe it's time
386
00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:27,242
Frank take
all the guys
in the house
387
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,026
out for a little
fishing trip, you know?
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