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J.T., hey.
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I gotta tell you something.
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Your father is a genius.
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Really? I thought
you were my father.
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Next week
is Carol's birthday,
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and I have found
the perfect gift.
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Let me take you
through the entire
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Frank Lambert
thought process.
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Okie dokie.
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Now, I've been
researching this for a month.
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This was my first choice.
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Cashmere sweater.
Very classy.
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It's garbage.
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Anybody can get her that.
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It's way too impersonal.
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Jewelry.
It's always a winner.
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Wrong.
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Carol's got
way too much jewelry.
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So what'd you get her?
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Check this out.
Come here.
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Got her the deluxe
emergency road safety kit.
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So look at it.
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I mean, it's got
your jumper cables.
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It's got flares.
It's got a first-aid kit.
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It's got a three-day supply
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of dehydrated food.
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I mean, come on.
What do you think here?
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I think you
are going down, Dad.
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Dad, this is the most
wholly unromantic gift
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in the history
of birthdays.
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Unromantic?
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Son, do you know
what women really want?
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A hot, young stud like me?
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No.
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They want security.
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This gift oozes security.
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This gift says,
"I love you.
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"And I want you to be safe
under all road conditions."
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Dad, this gift says,
"I got my wife's birthday gift
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"from Manny, Moe, and Jack."
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Hey, Dana.
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Little brother,
you are looking at a woman
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who has found a sure way
to earn $3,000.
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Yeah? Posing for that
"Girls of the Cheese State"
calendar?
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No, you pervert.
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College is holding a contest
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to develop community
recycling projects.
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First prize
is a year's tuition,
and I'm gonna win it.
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What makes you so sure?
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My project partner
is the biggest science geek
on the campus,
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Doug Steckler.
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Doug Steckler?
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That guy
has one massive brain.
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I worship him.
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Sweetness,
did you hear about
this recycling contest?
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I signed us up as a team.
Isn't that great?
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Gee, I was gonna watch
American Gladiators,
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but this might be better.
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Out.
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Or I'll tell mom you watch
Baywatchin your underwear.
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Okay, okay.
No, no. All right.
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Kiss me, baby.
I'm a genius.
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Rich, um,
about us being partners
for the contest--
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I know. Isn't it great?
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The two of us,
side by side.
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You working
on a brilliant idea,
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me working on your neck...
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I'm really serious
about winning.
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And I'm really serious
about this spot here
on your neck.
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It's yummy.
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Rich, look.
I already have
another partner.
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Another partner? Who?
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Doug Steckler.
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Doug "Pit Stain" Steckler?
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The science weenie?
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Why would you pick him
instead of me?
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Because he's smart.
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I mean not
that you're not smart.
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It's just that,
you know, Doug's smart,
like, in an intelligent way,
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and you're smart
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in your own way.
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I get it.
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So I'm smart enough
to be your little boy toy,
but not your partner.
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Is that it?
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I was so afraid
you wouldn't understand.
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Make a wish, Mommy.
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Okay. This is easy. Okay.
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Hey!
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Carol.
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My God, woman.
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You have the lungs
of a blowfish.
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Yeah.
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Open your gifts, Carol.
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Here, Mom.
This is from all of us kids.
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I think you're
gonna be really surprised.
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It's a cashmere sweater!
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Yeah, right.
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My God.
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It is a cashmere sweater.
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This is so classy.
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Thank you.
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It was J.T.'s idea.
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J.T.? You're kidding.
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How did you know
this is exactly what I wanted?
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Well, I...
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I get these intuitions.
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It's all part
of the J.T. Lambert
thought process.
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I hope it's not
too impersonal.
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Impersonal?
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It's cashmere,
and it's my favorite color.
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Thank you so much.
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I love you guys.
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Happy birthday.
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Come here, sweetheart.
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And all this time
I thought The Brady Bunch
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was just a crock.
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Carol, a petite token
of my great, great affection
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and superb taste
on your special day.
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Aw, thank you.
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Gosh.
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My word.
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These are the most
gorgeous earrings
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I've ever seen in my life.
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Honey, don't you
have a pair of earrings
kinda like that already?
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Who cares?
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A woman can never
have too much jewelry.
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These are gorgeous.
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Carol,
you showed me a picture
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of these exact earrings
in a magazine.
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Yeah, but that must have
been six months ago.
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I can't believe
you remembered.
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You're my best friend.
Of course I remember.
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Happy birthday.
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Thank you.
You are incredible.
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Hey, Carol, you think
you're excited now?
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Why don't you wait
and see what Dad got you
for your birthday?
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Go ahead, Dad.
Give her the gift.
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This is gonna
knock your socks off.
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I can't wait.
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Well, I think
that my gift to you
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is one that should be
opened in private.
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And deny us
the opportunity
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to see the joy
on Carol's face?
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I won't have it.
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Yeah, come on.
I wanna open it now.
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Yeah.
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Well, okay.
Brendan...
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Here you go, Carol.
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Wow, it's really big.
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Boy.
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Well, whatever it is,
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it's hidden inside this
emergency road safety kit.
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Okay.
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Look.
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It's a road safety
emergency kit.
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Gee, thanks, Frank.
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This is just so
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practical.
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Isn't it, kids?
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Yeah.
Great gift.
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Very thoughtful.
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Nicely wrapped, Frank.
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This is a joke gift,
right, Dad?
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Well...
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Well, honey,
this probably isn't a great
gift for your birthday.
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No.
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No, I love it.
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Isn't it great, Jean-Luc?
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I, really, I...
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I think,
that I need cake.
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Who needs cake?
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Now, Doug,
we've got to think
scientific but practical.
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I mean,
recycling that's accessible
to the common man.
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You know, I still think
that my plan to run cars
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on cow manure
is a sure winner.
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There they are.
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Pinky and the Brain.
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I just thought
I'd drop by
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and offer you my heartiest
of best wishes.
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Sorry. I have a, um,
glandular condition.
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I sweat a lot.
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Bummer.
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Listen, Dane,
I just wanna let you know
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that there's
no hard feelings
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about you not choosing me
to be your partner, okay?
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Really?
Really.
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In fact, you know,
I think I found a partner
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who's a lot more suited
to my needs.
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That's probably her now.
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Her?
Yes.
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I asked her to,
pick me up here
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so you could meet her.
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Hi, Rich.
You ready for me?
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Yes.
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Come on in first.
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Want you to meet
a couple people.
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Dana, I don't know
if you remember. This is--
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Barbie.
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Yes, you were
dancing with Rich
at the fraternity party.
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Wow, what a memory.
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Yeah, well, some things
are unforgettable.
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Um, Rich, can I have a word
with you for a minute?
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I really don't think
we have the time--
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Make time.
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Just...
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You think you're cute,
don't you?
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Yeah. Pretty cute.
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I can't believe that
you would stoop to using
some bimbo to get back at me.
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Bimbo?
Dana, I'm shocked.
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A staunch feminist
like yourself
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assuming Barbie's a bimbo
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simply because she's gorgeous,
has a body to die for,
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and a Kewpie-doll mouth
men only dream about?
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Please.
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She is nothing
but a shallow,
little party tramp.
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Shallow?
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Do you realize she has
one of the world's
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most extensive
My Little Pony
collections?
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Fine.
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You want Miss December
as your partner, go ahead,
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but don't
come crying to me
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when you're
the laughingstock
of the entire campus.
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Um, Rich, we really
ought to get going.
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Alas, Dana,
I'd love to chat,
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but duty calls.
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Um, actually,
my name's Barbie.
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Come on, Barbie.
Work with me here.
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We need an idea
that sizzles.
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We're not that dumb.
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Not really.
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Not really what?
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Barbie, this is really
important to me, okay?
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I need to prove to Dana
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that I am not
the fly-weight intellectual
she thinks I am.
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And you want me to help?
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If you can.
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Cool.
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Okay. Let's think
real hard, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, Rich.
Looks like there's a leak
in your think tank.
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It just so happens
we're working.
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Well, excuse us.
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Doug and I have
500 pages of research
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to start compiling.
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Not since I calculated
the perturbation
of Mercury's orbit
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have I known this sort
of academic thrill.
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There she is.
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Barbie, what are you doing?
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I'm thinking.
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Well, stop it.
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You'll be late
for cheerleading practice.
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I forgot.
It went right out
of my head.
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Rich, could we
think again later?
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I've got
cheerleading practice.
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That's it! Cheerleaders!
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They're the answer
to the world's
ecological problems.
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We are?
Yes!
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Cool.
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Come on.
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Dana, I am genius
with a capital "J."
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Carol.
Yeah?
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Honey, I,
I want to apologize.
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00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,510
For what?
264
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:22,557
Well, for getting you such
an unromantic birthday gift.
265
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:25,995
Frank.
You know, you gave me
the gift with love.
266
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,736
That's all
that's important to me.
267
00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:29,346
Well, I just don't think
it was a good enough gift
268
00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:31,174
to prove to you
how much I love you.
269
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:33,263
So I got you
another present.
270
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,309
I don't want
another present.
271
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:36,832
Well, you got one anyway.
Come on. Take a look.
272
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,573
Frank.
Come on. Come on.
273
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,488
Here we go.
274
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:45,580
Happy birthday.
275
00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:50,846
A boat?
Yeah.
276
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,459
You know, Jean-Luc
is not the only one
277
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:57,200
who pays attention
to what you say.
278
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,420
Do you remember
about three years ago,
279
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:00,900
we were in bed,
watching TV,
280
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,771
and we saw a red boat,
and you said,
281
00:15:02,858 --> 00:15:04,468
"Boy, that looks like fun."
282
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,910
Frank, I don't want a boat.
283
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,476
You want a Cadillac?
284
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,565
Or an RV? Or both?
I'll buy you anything.
285
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:15,653
Frank. Frank.
Honey, I will.
286
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,438
Frank.
287
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,789
I got the only thing
I want for my birthday.
288
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:23,748
I got to be with you.
289
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,273
You know, Frank,
every morning, I wake up,
290
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,449
and I look over
on your side of the bed,
291
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:31,104
and I just smile.
292
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,802
'Cause I know
I get to spend the rest
of my life with you.
293
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,329
Really?
Really.
294
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,462
Then I am
the luckiest man
in the world.
295
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,507
And I love you.
296
00:15:43,594 --> 00:15:44,639
I love you, too.
297
00:15:56,912 --> 00:16:00,611
Can we take our seats
so we can begin
the award ceremony?
298
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,874
Good evening,
students and faculty.
299
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,659
I'm Professor Robert Nesler.
300
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,227
Thank you.
301
00:16:07,923 --> 00:16:10,056
Both.
302
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:12,623
This evening,
it is my great privilege
303
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:18,325
to award first prize
for the best community
recycling plan.
304
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,935
Now, there were many
worthy projects,
305
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,155
but I think
it's important
to select one
306
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,896
that was truly exceptional.
307
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,900
Would Ms. Dana Foster
and Mr. "Pit Stain" Steckler
308
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,250
please stand up?
309
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:37,300
Ms. Foster,
Mr. Steckler.
310
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:39,911
Your plan
to turn cow manure
311
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,262
into a neo-fossil fuel
312
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,655
was brilliantly
conceived and executed.
313
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,488
Well, thank you,
Professor Nesler.
314
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,316
This is a great honor.
315
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:55,840
But I have to say
that if I hadn't chosen
the right partner,
316
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,713
Doug Steckler,
I wouldn't have won.
317
00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,931
You didn't win.
318
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,717
No, I was just
trying to be kind.
319
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,066
You came in second.
320
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,550
First prize
and a year's tuition
321
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:13,815
goes to Rich Halke
and Barbie Dahl.
322
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,077
Yes!
323
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,124
We did it!
324
00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:22,606
Yes!
325
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,087
Wow. I just wanna say
this is a great honor,
326
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:28,134
and, I owe it all
to choosing the right partner.
327
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,657
Otherwise I would
have ended up
328
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,964
with a project
that was just a pile
of cow manure.
329
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:37,099
Mr. Halke
and Ms. Dahl's plan
330
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,709
for community-wide recycling
331
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:41,886
is so incredibly
simple-minded
332
00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:45,064
that any idiot walking down
the street could do it.
333
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:46,848
Mr. Halke, Ms. Dahl,
would you care
334
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,284
to come up
and explain your project
335
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:51,070
to the simple-minded
members of the audience?
336
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,289
Love to.
337
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,513
Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
338
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,604
You could do all
the research you want.
339
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,954
But if you want
the general public
to recycle,
340
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:07,303
you have to reach
the common man.
341
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:11,220
Now, I could recycle
this aluminum can,
342
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,875
but only with
the proper motivation.
343
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,183
Watch and learn.
344
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,231
Now, I'm just
an average guy
345
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:23,798
walking down the street.
346
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,930
Think I'll throw this can
in the gutter.
347
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,846
Stop.
Don't be a litterbug.
348
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:31,501
If you recycle that can
and make a basket,
349
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,677
I'll cheer for you.
350
00:18:33,764 --> 00:18:35,549
That sounds great to me.
351
00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:47,778
Whoo!
Whoo!
352
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,519
Whoo!
353
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:53,958
Now come on, guys.
Be honest.
354
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,657
Don't you wanna
give your can to Barbie?
355
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:02,619
Let's give a round
of applause to our winners.
356
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:19,506
Well, congratulations
are in order.
357
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:20,681
Congratulations.
358
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,075
I guess I owe you
an apology.
359
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:25,990
I guess you do.
360
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,342
I'm sorry.
361
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,997
Now, you know,
if I was a smart guy
like Doug Steckler,
362
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,173
that might be enough
of an apology,
363
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:35,783
but, you see,
I'm kinda dense,
364
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:39,047
so you're gonna
have to really
spell it out for me.
365
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,005
Is that really necessary?
366
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,181
Yeah.
367
00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,661
All right.
368
00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,272
I don't always
give you credit
369
00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:50,058
for being as smart
as you are.
370
00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,191
Thank you.
I really mean that, though.
371
00:19:52,278 --> 00:19:53,975
I mean, I guess
you're not book-smart,
372
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,716
but you're so creative.
373
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,066
You know, I wish I could
be as creative as you are.
374
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:03,158
You were creative enough
to pick me, weren't you?
375
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,773
There's
that yummy spot again.
376
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,868
Come on, it'll be fun.
377
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,957
I hate this.
378
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:22,612
Now, now,
I had to do my shift,
you have to do yours.
379
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,484
If we want the people
to recycle,
380
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,530
we all have to pitch in.
381
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,449
You look great.
382
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,235
And you can even wear that
on our date tonight.
383
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,759
Rather shave my legs
with a potato peeler.
384
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,026
Are you the recycling babe?
385
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,333
Yes, she is.
386
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,812
You just,
tell her your name,
387
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,292
and she'll do
a little cheer for you.
388
00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,337
My name's Phil.
389
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,477
Thanks.
390
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:06,743
Now that wasn't
so hard, was it?
391
00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:18,538
Hi, Dana.
392
00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:21,192
I've got a thousand
empty deodorant cans in there.
393
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,760
Come on, baby.
394
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,372
Cheer me.
395
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,070
Make me recycle.
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