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I can't figure it out.
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You got any idea
what's wrong, Sam?
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Yeah, I think I got it.
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Apparently, J.T. thinks
you can replace a fan belt
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with a cowboy belt.
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Yep, I think this
Elvis belt buckle would be
your pinging sound.
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Hey, Sam, we were
just talking about you.
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Hey, Sam, listen.
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We're gonna go see Star Warson campus tonight.
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You wanna come?
I can't.
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I'm having dinner
with my friend Jamie.
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See, we're having
this problem at work--
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Sam, there's no need
to explain.
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I'm a sensitive,
'90s kind of guy.
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I know chicks need time alone
to talk about pantyhose
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and bloating
and stuff like that.
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Well, I was really
hoping you wouldn't mind,
because, actually--
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Sam, I'm not
the possessive type.
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I'm happy to share you.
But, J.T., the thing is--
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Sam, your friend,
Jamie is here to pick
you up for dinner.
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He is a hottie.
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He?
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Your girlfriend is a he?
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Hey, Sam,
you ready to go?
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Well, if she's not, I am.
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Me, too.
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Hi.
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Everybody,
this is Jamie.
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Jamie,
this is Rich, Dana,
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Karen, Al, and J.T.
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J.T., Sam's boyfriend.
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Good to meet ya.
Put 'er there?
Yeah!
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No.
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Well, I could've.
I've been working out,
you know?
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J.T., standing
on your tiptoes
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to get the nachos,
not a workout.
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So, James.
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You and, Sam work
together at the garage.
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Yeah, but I don't know
for how long.
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The owner told us
he's cutting our hours back.
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Yeah, and now that
I lost my roommate,
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Hey, Sam, I told
you, don't worry
about this, okay?
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You and I are
in this together.
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But not as much as
we're in this together.
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This is just beautiful.
J.T., can I talk to you
in the kitchen for a second?
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I'm kinda busy right now.
I know you're kinda busy.
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Just gonna take a second.
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What? What are you doing?
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I am trying to save
your butt, okay?
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You can't go around
acting like a jealous jerk.
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Well, what am I
supposed to do,
just sit around
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and let her have dinner
with Mr. Good Wrench?
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Look, you don't have anything
to worry about, okay?
Try to follow me here.
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It's a scientific fact
that it's impossible
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for guys to be friends
with women without wanting
to have sex with them.
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Of course. However,
the amazing thing is
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that girls can be
friends with guys
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and never wanna
have sex with them.
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Get out of here.
No, man,
it's absolutely true.
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I've had tons of
women friends,
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But-- But what I was
trying to say is that...
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You-- You gotta
trust Sam, okay?
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Okay. All right.
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I'm cool. I'm cool.
You're cool.
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Jamie,
you're so funny.
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Yeah, I think you're
funny, too, and I don't
have a boyfriend.
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Well, I think
you're funnier,
and I'm 18.
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Well, you know,
Sam, we should...
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We should probably
get going.
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J.T., are you sure
you're okay with me
having dinner with Jamie?
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I'm cool.
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I just wanna stop by
my apartment so I can
get out of these clothes.
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Okay, you get out
of your clothes.
I'll just hang.
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Get-- Yeah, why don't you
get out of your clothes?
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That's cool there. That's--
That's pretty cool, yeah.
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I don't have anything to
worry about with him, do I?
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No.
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Carol.
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My God, your neck is like
a sack of doorknobs.
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You know what I think
would really help?
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What's that?
A full-body massage.
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Okay.
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Let's see if old
magic fingers here
can just massage
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all the tension right out
of your neck?Yes.
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Okay.
Here, get right there.There we go.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Just come right up the back.
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Yeah. Yeah.
There we go.
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Okay, just let it go.
Yeah, right there.
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Yeah.
Yeah, right there.
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Right there.
Right there, okay.
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There it goes.
Yeah!
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Okay, honey,
who's the man, now?
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You are.
That was great.
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Thank you.
So, I said to
my accountant, you know...
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Jean-Luc, um,
how long have you
been sitting there?
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I just got here.
I didn't have a chance
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to see your little
wild monkey dance.
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But we don't want to
discuss your sex life.
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We want to discuss
my tax life.
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It seems that
I, Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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owe Uncle Sam $1,000.
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A thousand dollars?
Didn't you pay your taxes?
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Well, it was
a matter of priority.
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You see,
in my glamorous world,
when one is a dashing,
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slightly madcap man
about town, one has
certain expenses.
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I mean, beautiful women
want to be shown
a fabulous time on a date.
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And believe me,
nowadays, fabulous
don't come cheap.
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Well, you've gotta
pay your taxes.
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Well, I...
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I don't have the money.
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Well, don't worry about it.
We'll loan you the money.
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I worship at your feet.
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What?
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Carol, may I speak to you
in the kitchen for
a minute, please?
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Excuse me, Jean-Luc.
Is it about loaning
Jean-Luc the money?
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No, it's not about loaning
Jean-Luc the money.Excuse me.
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Here, no, no.
Okay.
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Frank...
It's not about loaning
Jean-Luc the money.
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Carol, we can't loan
Jean-Luc the money.Why not?
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We can loan him the money
that we were saving
for our weekend getaway.
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Honey, we were gonna spend
that money to go that new spa.
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The Hot Tub Heaven.
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We were going to play
the lonely mermaid
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and the submarine
commander.
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Well, I know,
but he's a friend.
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You know, we could put off
our personal pleasure
for a few months.
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He's not that good
a friend.
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Carol, it's not good business
to loan money to your friends.
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If they don't pay
you back right away,
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I am not going to argue
about this. We are
loaning him the money.
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Okay, fine. But if you
think your neck hurts
now, just wait.
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Okay, Jean-Luc,
I'm writing you
a check right now.
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My best friend
in the world!
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Best friends in the world.
Thank you so much.
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I'll pay you back
no matter what it takes.
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Even if I have
to submit myself
for medical experiments,
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or even worse,
drink wine in a box.
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That's Rieupeyroux--
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I know how to
spell your name.
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"I" before "E"
except after
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Okay, there's no rush.
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You just pay us back
whenever you can.
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Boy!
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but now, I don't
have to cancel my date
with Babette tonight.
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I'm going to send her
a dozen roses.
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You're right, two dozen.
Now my money problems
are over! Au revoir.
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Hi. These are for you.
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They're beautiful.
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Thank you.
I'll just put
them in water.
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Gee, Sam, you look
a little tired.
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Were you out late
last night?
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No, I was in bed
by 11:00.
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And was the date over
by that point?
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First of all,
it wasn't a date.
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And second,
I thought you said
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you were okay with me
having dinner with Jamie.
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I am. I am. I just wanted
to make sure it wasn't
dinner and a show.
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J.T., I think
it's really cute
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that you're all worked up,
but you have nothing
to worry about.
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I have completely different
feelings for you and Jamie.
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You're my boyfriend.
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You're the one
I want to go out with.
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Good.
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Live with?
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Hey, J.T.
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Did you hear
the good news?
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Sam and I
are living together.
Isn't that cool?
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Cool!
Yeah.
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Well, anyways,
I'm all sweaty,
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so I think I'm gonna
go take a shower.
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Here, let me get you a towel.
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Let him get his own towel.
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You seem mad
about something.
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Do I? Do I?
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Geez, well, let's see.
I wonder.
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What could it be?
I mean, could it be that--
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That you have a guy
living with you?...
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J.T., I told you,
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they cut my hours at work
and I lost my roommate.
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And I've gotta split
the rent with somebody
so I can pay my bills.
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Then let me move in.
He can live with Rich.
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I can't live with you,
you're my boyfriend.
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That would be like...
Living together.
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But you're living with him.
That's different.
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Why?
'Cause I'm not dating Jamie.
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He's just a friend.
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of you living
with some other guy.
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You're being ridiculous.
I'm being ridiculous?
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You're living with a guy
you don't even care about,
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but you won't live
with me because
I'm your boyfriend.
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J.T.--
Sam, I gotta tell you
the truth here,
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I am not seeing
the advantage of actually
being your boyfriend.
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Well, you know what?
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I've got financial
problems.
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I was hoping you could
understand that.
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Here's what
I understand.
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Either you tell Jamie
he's not living here,
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or I'm walking
right out that door.
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I mean it!
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I'm walking here.
I'm gonna walk.
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All right.
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Turning the knob.
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Hey, Sam,
could you get me a towel?
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J.T.,
I'll see you later?
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Hey, see you later.
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I'm outta here.
Have fun toweling off
your new boyfriend.
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Okay, Mom,
got the heating pad for you.
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Thank you.
What's wrong with your neck?
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She sprained it kissing
a 1,000 bucks good-bye.
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Marital strife,
I'm outta here.
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This has nothing
to do with lending
Jean-Luc the money.
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Really?
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Jean-Luc took Babette
to Chez Nu.
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Chez-- Chez-- Chez Nu?
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No, no. No, I--
That's great.
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That's great.
I'm really,
happy for Jean-Luc.
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Come on,
Carol, admit it.
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He will pay us
the money back.
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I'm sure of that.
Right.
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Carol, Frank,
I have the most
wonderful news.
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Lady Luck laid
a big wet one on me.
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Jean-Luc,
that is wonderful!
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It comes at
the most perfect time,
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because you know
what I'm going to do
with the money?
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Well, I think I have
a pretty good idea.
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I'm going to take Babette
away for the weekend.
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Wow.
Was that gonna be
your guess, honey?
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I'm taking her to that place
that you told me about,
Hot Tub Heaven.
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Doesn't that
sound like fun?
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Carol, you know,
with that pain
you're having in your neck,
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you should look into
going to Hot Tub Heaven.
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But I'll get out
of your way.
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I just came over
to borrow a big pot.
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I'm serving lobster
and Dom P�rignon for
Babette tonight.
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Can I borrow
this pot?
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Well, of course I can.
I'm your friend.
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00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,889
You trust me.
I'll bring it back.
238
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,282
Listen, Carol,
while I'm gone,
239
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,719
could you be a lamb
and water my plants?
240
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I'll water
your plants for you.
241
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:37,468
Okay.
242
00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,688
If she doesn't, I'm gonna.
243
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
244
00:13:57,793 --> 00:14:01,188
There, got-got-got it.
245
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,934
You want some
help, honey?No, no, I'm fine.
246
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,765
Come on, Carol, admit it.
247
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,333
It's time you talk to Jean-Luc
about this money thing.
248
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:19,815
Yeah, well, I'm going to.
He's going to pick me up
for work in a little while,
249
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,818
and I'm gonna tell him how
I feel about this whole thing.
250
00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,341
Well, Carol, listen.
251
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,474
I'm gonna tell you something.
Yeah.
252
00:14:26,561 --> 00:14:29,477
Sometimes when you're in pain
and you're angry at someone,
253
00:14:29,564 --> 00:14:32,045
you tend to go over-the-top.
Yeah.
254
00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:34,743
You know, you might
yell more than you
really mean to.
255
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:38,225
And you may even
feel like resorting
to physical violence.
256
00:14:38,312 --> 00:14:40,880
Yeah.
I want you to go with
that feeling, honey.
257
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,846
Hey, Carol.
I brought your pot back.
258
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:54,284
I burned it a little bit
and I forgot the lid,
but I'm sorry.
259
00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:56,939
You are the most
selfish person
260
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,290
that has ever walked
the face of the Earth.
261
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:05,817
And I will never be
so stupid as to loan you
anything ever again.
262
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,734
My God, Carol,
aren't you being
a little picky about a pot?
263
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,434
This is not about a pot.
264
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,436
This is about the money
you owe me.
265
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:20,876
I had no idea this
was bugging you.Bugging me?
266
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,965
Why do you think
I am wearing this
neck brace?
267
00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:26,838
This is not
a fashion statement.
268
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,885
But you don't care.
All you care about
is spending my money
269
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:32,583
so you can
go out and entertain
Ba-- Bette.
270
00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:36,370
Well, I'm sorry.
271
00:15:36,457 --> 00:15:39,112
I had to spend money
on Babette.
272
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,027
Why?
So she'll like me.
273
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:44,987
What are you
talking about, Jean-Luc?
274
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:47,685
After all,
you owe me 1,000 bucks
and I still like you!
275
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:52,777
Carol, I'm sorry.
276
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,389
I... I want to
make it up to you.
277
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:58,131
But I... I don't
have the money.
278
00:15:58,218 --> 00:16:01,003
But what about
you and Frank
279
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,571
could-- Could go
and take the weekend
at Hot Tub Heaven.
280
00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:04,920
I already paid for it.
281
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:10,447
Well...
282
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,971
with the money
in the first place.
283
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,845
I guess
that'd be great.
284
00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,325
Okay.
285
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,066
I'll explain it
to Babette.
286
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,590
She'll be
a little disappointed.
287
00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:26,811
We were going to play
the lonely mermaid and
submarine commander.
288
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:40,390
I don't get it, Rich.
Why should I be the one
to apologize?
289
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,393
Because, number one,
you gave her an ultimatum.
290
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,961
You never ever
give a woman
an ultimatum.
291
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,615
Number two,
you didn't trust her.
292
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,747
As much as it goes against
our manly nature...
293
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,751
You have to trust women.
294
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,234
Do you know
you're the greatest
kisser in the world?
295
00:16:58,321 --> 00:16:59,540
Really?
296
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,546
Um, like I said,
you can't trust 'em
for a second.
297
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,939
I'm gonna go have myself
surgically attached to Dana.
298
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,118
Wow, I like that.
299
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,262
You're not Sam.
300
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,438
Hey, J.T.
Come on in.
301
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,575
How you doing, Melissa?
J.T. Hi.
302
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,448
Hey, did you just
break down the door
303
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:41,277
because you thought
I was in here fooling
around with Sam?
304
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,280
What? No. No.
305
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,935
No, the reason that
I broke down the door
306
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,938
was because I had
a feeling that this door
was substandard.
307
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,810
And look, it is,
you know?
308
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,552
So anyways, I'm gonna go
to the building manager
309
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,511
and report this before
Sam gets home, okay?
310
00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:00,383
Hi, Sammy, Sam.
311
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,777
Hi.
You broke
my door down?
312
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,822
Yeah, I guess
he thought that
313
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,216
Jamie was in here
fooling around with you.
314
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:10,132
Really?
Let's go to my room.
315
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,481
Yeah.
316
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,657
Wait, what do you mean
your room?
317
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,921
Well, it turns
out that Melissa
didn't like the idea
318
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,576
of me living with Sam
any more than you did.
319
00:18:19,663 --> 00:18:21,187
So Melissa's gonna
live with Sam.
320
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,538
In case I never
see you again,
321
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,105
it was nice
meeting you, J.T.
322
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:35,418
It was nice meeting you,
Melissa.
323
00:18:35,505 --> 00:18:37,551
I can't believe
you broke my door down.
324
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,252
Why don't
you trust me?
325
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:46,037
Sam, I wanna trust you,
but it's so hard.
326
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,259
I mean, you're living
with a guy that
327
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,131
I mean,
you're only human.
328
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,828
I just figured
it was a matter of time
329
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,787
before something happened
between you and Jamie.
330
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,572
And I feel a little weird
saying this,
331
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,052
but if I was a chick,
I'd be all over the dude.
332
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:07,755
J.T., I love you.
333
00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:11,062
I love you.
334
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,890
That's part of being
in a relationship.
335
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:22,944
but I'm sorry I was
acting like a jerk.
336
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:26,034
Well, if it makes you
feel any better...
337
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,257
It was a little weird
having a guy for a roommate.
338
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,999
It was?
It was?
339
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,612
Yeah, he's
a total slob.
340
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,744
He leaves his
smelly socks
on the floor.
341
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,572
He always leaves
the toilet seat up.
342
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:48,012
And last night,
I took a shower,
343
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,798
He saw you naked?
344
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:53,670
Yeah. I mean,
I was so embarrassed,
I just stood there in shock.
345
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,415
Yes, that's why it's gonna
be a whole lot better
346
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,938
for Melissa to be
my roommate,
347
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,419
and Jamie to move
into her old apartment.
348
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:05,943
You hungry?
I'm gonna fix us
something to eat.
349
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,470
He saw you naked?
350
00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:15,605
I haven't seen
you naked.
351
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:18,956
That's because
you're my boyfriend.
352
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,567
Right, right, right.
353
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,791
Surprise.
354
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,055
I brought dinner.
355
00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:33,362
That is so sweet,
356
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,712
but I can't have dinner
with you tonight.
357
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,584
I'm going out with
my friend Marty.
358
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:41,675
Marty?
359
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:45,592
J.T., relax,
Marty is a girl.
360
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,550
In fact, she's getting
married on Saturday,
361
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,422
and tonight's
her bachelorette party.
362
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:52,251
We're going to one of
those guy strip clubs.
363
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,778
You mean you're gonna
pay to watch a guy
dance around in a thong?
364
00:21:02,652 --> 00:21:05,394
Well, let's see.
Would you trust me if I went
to the Boom Boom Room
365
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,918
to watch a bunch of
naked ladies dance around?
366
00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,922
Sure.
367
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,968
Okay, let's go.
Good idea. Let's go.
368
00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,491
We'll both
trust each other
369
00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,537
around naked people of
the opposite sex.
370
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,016
Fine.
Fine.
371
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:20,279
All right.
All right.
372
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:21,454
Let's go.
Let's go.
373
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:23,586
I'm turning
the knob.
374
00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:30,854
You know...
375
00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,900
Me neither.
Yeah.
376
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,468
Let's just stay home
and watch TV.
377
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:43,911
He saw you naked?
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