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You, my lucky friends,
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12are the first people
to experience
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my bold, new
fashion statement.
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Tell me, and don't be shy.
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What do you think?
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I think you look
like Barbara Eden in
I Dream of Jeannie.
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And you look like Chrissy
from Three's Company,
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but I never
throw that in your face.
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I call this look
"Sinbad as I wanna be."
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I'd call it
a big orange diaper.
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Quite a shot coming
from Orville Redenbacher.
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-You the man, Frankie.
-No, no, no, Moosie.
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-You the man.
-Yeah!
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Well, you guys
are in a good mood.
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I take it you won
the bowling tournament?
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Yeah, honey,
for the second
straight year,
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the crew from
Lambert Construction
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is the All-City
Bowling League Champion.
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Great.
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This is super-extra fantastic.
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- Congratulations, Frank.
- Gee.
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And congratulations
to you, too.
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Hey.
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Don't go there, bro.
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This is Jean-Luc.
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Jean-Luc is Carol's
new business partner.
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Jean-Luc is a hairdresser.
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Yeah, like I couldn't
have guessed that.
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Tell me, Moose,
are you named after
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the sticky foam
that goes in your hair,
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or the big smelly animal
with woodchips stuck
to its buttocks?
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No, Moose.
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Look, cheese, cheese, Moose.
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-Cheese.
-Take some cheese.
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Okay.
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Well, honey,
it's so great,
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'cause they took our picture,
they're gonna put it in paper
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and it's gonna be
great free advertising
for Lambert Construction.
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Jean-Luc, maybe the salon
should enter a team
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in the bowling tournament.
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A bunch of
hairdressers bowling?
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I don't think so.
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And what is that supposed
to mean, you reject
from Deliverance?
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- You son of--
- Moose, Moose, bread,
Moose, take some bread.
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Now, have some bread.
That's good. Take some bread.
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Listen, you guys, no offense,
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but we just
don't feel that
bowling is a sport
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for the,
shampoo-and-blow-dry crowd.
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I see.
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So you think bowling
is just for
the beer-and-butt-crack crowd?
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Exactly.
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Well, I'll tell you what,
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how 'bout a little
tournament?
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Hairdressers versus
construction workers.
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Is this a formal challenge?
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No.
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This is a formal challenge.
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-That's it!
-No, Moose! No, no, no!
Moose, don't do it!
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No, Moose!
Moose, leave him alone.
Leave him alone.
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Rich, babe,
where are you, man?
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The client's gonna
be here any minute.
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I'm right here, babe.
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-I am on it.
-All right.
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Good work.
I love your work, babe.
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Love you. Let's do lunch.
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Ciao.
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What are you two
bottom-feeders doing?
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We're sports agents.
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We represent Eric Barnes,
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the captain of
the East Wis U
hockey team.
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When he signs
his pro contract next year
for 10 million bucks,
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we're gonna get 10%
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10%.
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Tell her how much
that is, Rich.
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10% of 10 million dollars,
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well, that's...
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Carry the six...
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That's a lot of money.
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Rich, um, when you walk,
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do you notice
a rattling sound
in your head?
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Yeah, what is that?
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Nah, if it's in your head,
it's probably nothing.
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Good.
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There's our bonus, baby, now.
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Eric, you stud!
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You viking!
You hockey Hercules!
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We worship you!
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-Are you sucking up, Halke?
-Like a vacuum cleaner.
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Good. I like that in an agent.
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Hey, man, we're here for you.
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- Just like Jerry Maguire.
- Yeah, man.
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I love that movie.
"Show me the money!"
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Come on, say it, JT.
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"Show me the money!"
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"Show me the money!"
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That's great, guys.
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You know the first thing
I want you to do for me?
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Show you the money?
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Nope. Show me a sandwich.
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You want us
to make you a sandwich?
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Guys, if you're
gonna be my agents,
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you gotta learn
to make me happy.
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Because when I sign that
big money pro contract,
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your 10% is going to
make you guys very, very rich.
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So, what do you say?
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-I say, show me the lunchmeat!
-Yes!
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I love the lunchmeat!
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Show me the baloney!
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I knew you guys
would make great agents.
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And after that sandwich, I got
a few other jobs for you.
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First, I want you to type
my history paper.
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Done.
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Then I want you
to wash my car.
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And wax it, too.
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Do my laundry.
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I love your laundry.
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Show me your shorts!
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Don't answer it.
That's for me.
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I'll get it
in the living room.
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And get me a date
with that girl.
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You want me to fix you up
with my step-sister?
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Yeah.
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Show me the step-sister!
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Do you want it toasted?
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Well, I guess we should
flip a coin to see
who bowls first?
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I think that's
all right, Carol.
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Hairdressers first.
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So, would you like
to make a little wager?
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Well, all right,
I'll tell you what.
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-If we win--
-No, no, when we win.
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You're right. You're right.
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When we win, you have to be
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our poker night slaves
for a month, okay?
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You have to make
the beer and pizza runs,
light our cigars,
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empty the ashtrays,
the whole thing?
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Fine.
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- If we win--
No, no, when we win.
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Right.
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When we win,
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you guys are gonna
have to stand
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in the middle of
this bowling alley
next Saturday night
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wearing tutus, singing
Hail to the Hairdressers.
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Yeah, okay.
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Hail to the Hairdressers?
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What kind of
girly-man song is that?
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You'll be
finding out soon enough.
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Now, stand aside,
you evolutionary dead end,
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and watch real kegler do it.
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For God sakes, man,
this is America.
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Why don't you learn
the language?
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- Why don't you get
some mouthwash?
- That's it.
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Moose, I got peanuts.
Moose, I got peanuts.
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Peanuts?
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Vive la France.
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Hang that on
your macho tool belt, Frank.
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Yeah, okay, beginner's luck.
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Stand aside and watch
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Frankie
"The Howitzer" Lambert.
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Okay, Carol, come on. Come on.
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Show these gauchegorillas
how it's done.
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Just fire it
right down the middle.
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Okay. You got it.
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Carol, that ball spent
more time in the gutter
than my old man.
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Sorry, Jean-Luc,
I guess I'm not very good.
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No, no, don't you
worry about it.
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I know how
to make you do this good.
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Look, the secret to being
a wonderful bowler
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is to picture
that the middle pin
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is someone who
really ticks you off,
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and then to just
mow that sucker down.
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Yeah, Carol, honey.
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You may not be aware of this,
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but the object to the game
is to knock down
some of the pins.
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I think I know
whose face to picture.
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Hey, Carol,
you may not
be aware of this,
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but the object to the game
is to knock down
some of the pins.
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Eat this, Frank.
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Well, I finally finished.
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I have sterilized
all of Eric's mouth guards.
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Don't lose hope, bud,
we're paying our dues.
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It's only a matter of time
before we're rolling in dough.
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And I was MVP
of that game, too.
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Anyway, Karen,
what I was trying to say is,
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your eyes sparkle like
fresh Zambonied ice.
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That is so poetic.
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Hey, you crazy kids!
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How was your little
night on the town there?
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- We had a great time,
didn't we?-
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Karen, would you like
to go out again on Monday?
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- I'd love to.
- Perfect.
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-You guys bake those brownies?
-Yes, sir.
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Double fudge in the kitchen.
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I love having agents.
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Karen, thanks for agreeing
to go out with Eric.
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-We owe you big time.
-No, I owe you big time.
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Eric is so sweet
for a hockey player.
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I can't wait to
go upstairs and ask Al
which sport hockey is.
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Man, do we have
the Midas touch or what?
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Hey, guys, I spilled.
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He spilled!
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What'd you spill? Eric! Eric!
Eric, are you okay?
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Where's the spill?
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So, Eric, it sounds like
you a great date with Karen.
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Yeah, I had a real good time.
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Hey, guys, listen.
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I want you to get me
a date with Julie Fleming.
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Julie Fleming?
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But I thought
you were dating Karen.
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I am.
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Karen's gonna be
my Monday, Wednesday,
and Friday girl.
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That leaves
Tuesdays, Thursdays,
and Saturdays for Julie.
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But Karen's
my step-sister, man.
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I'm not sure
I could do this to her.
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Guys.
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I'm a future pro superstar.
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If you want me
to show you the money,
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you got to show me the honey.
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Remember that.
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Well, bud, we're kind of
at a moral crossroads here.
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We can either
sell Karen down the river
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for 10% of 10 million dollars,
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or could take the high road
and do what's
decent and right.
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JT, I just figured out
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what 10% of
10 million dollars is.
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It's 2.7 million dollars.
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2.7 million dollars?
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Show me Julie Fleming!
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We forgot to dial.
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Time to rock and roll.
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Yes!
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The score is
tied now, Frankie.
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Okay, Carol, looks like it
comes down to you and me.
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You the man, Frankie!
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Thank you, Moose.
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Easy pick up, Frank.
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Come on, now,
I got confidence in you.
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You the man.
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You can do it.
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You the king!
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You suck!
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-Okay, Moose.
-Yeah.
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They need to get
at least ten pins to win.
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No problem.
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- - The old
seven-ten splitter.
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I hate to say it,
but you guys are toast.
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It looks like you two
are gonna be serving
nachos and margaritas
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at our poker night.
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Not so fast,
you white trash
woolly mammoth.
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She can still win it
if she makes this shot.
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00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,454
Yeah, okay,
I'll tell you what.
251
00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,108
I'll tell you what, Jean-Luc.
252
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:27,632
If she does make this shot,
253
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:32,550
Moose and I will not only
sing your hairdresser song
wearing tutus,
254
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,814
but we'll dance
the Sugar Plum Fairy Dance.
255
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,948
Face it, honey,
there is no way
256
00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:40,645
you're gonna make this shot.
257
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,301
We'll see about that.
258
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:50,699
Come on, Carol,
put her right there.
259
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,692
I did it!
260
00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:28,911
I made it!
261
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:36,701
Frank, if I'm gonna
have to wear a tutu,
262
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,008
I'm probably gonna
need a bikini wax.
263
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:52,195
Dana, how do I look?
264
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,330
You look great.
265
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,984
Really?
266
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,986
Good enough to say
"I love you"?
267
00:15:02,075 --> 00:15:03,337
Okay. I love ya.
268
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,645
No, I'm talking about Eric.
269
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,909
I know I've only been
seeing him for a week,
270
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:12,912
well, actually,
every other day for a week,
271
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:17,090
but I feel like
I've known him forever.
272
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:21,572
In fact, I think
I'm in love with him.
273
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,010
Well, Karen,
don't you think
you're kinda rushing it?
274
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,576
I know, it's fast,
275
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,840
but I'm going over
to Eric's dorm right now.
276
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,800
I wanna surprise him
and tell him how I feel.
277
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,454
Wish me luck.
278
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:34,934
Okay. Good luck.
279
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,942
Man, I will be so glad
280
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:45,031
when we start
making money off Eric.
281
00:15:45,118 --> 00:15:48,556
I bet Wayne Gretzky
doesn't make his agent
wash his jock strap.
282
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,254
You know, this whole
sports-worship thing
283
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,126
makes no sense to me at all.
284
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,607
I mean, Karen actually thinks
she's in love with this guy.
285
00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,827
In love? With Eric?
286
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:01,090
Yeah, she's really
fallen for him.
287
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,788
She's on her way over
to his dorm right now
to tell him how she feels.
288
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,442
What? Tonight?
289
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,967
But tonight's Thursday!
Thursday's a Julie day!
290
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:10,926
-What are you talking about?
-Rich, Rich, we gotta get
over there and stop her.
291
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,233
-Come on!
-What is going on?
292
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,061
We don't have time to explain!
293
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:17,498
Sometimes we're real idiots.
294
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,504
Sometimes?
295
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,692
Are you
looking for Eric Barnes?
296
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,128
Yeah.
297
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,347
I think he's in
the student lounge.
298
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,697
-Thanks.
-Welcome.
299
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,003
Karen! Karen, Karen, Karen.
300
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,178
Karen, listen,
don't go in there.
301
00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,483
Dana said why you
want to see Eric.
302
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,571
Believe me,
it's a big mistake.
303
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,443
Yeah, absolutely.
304
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,922
You don't wanna
get involved
with a pro athlete.
305
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,359
I mean, they're always
on the road, never home.
306
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,404
Come on, you don't
want a life like that.
307
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,537
Eric and I have
talked about that.
308
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,627
He said he'd take me
with him on road trips
every other week.
309
00:17:03,457 --> 00:17:05,198
Karen, you know how that is.
310
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,461
Girls are always
throwing themselves
at athletes.
311
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,333
Eric is not interested
in other girls.
312
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,423
He said he's only
interested in me.
313
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:16,035
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to talk to him.
314
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,993
-Karen, think about this.
-Karen, don't go in there.
315
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,255
-Karen, wait, wait, wait!
-Karen, Karen!
316
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:22,041
Eric!
317
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,521
Karen, hi.
318
00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:27,220
I wasn't
expecting you tonight.
319
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:28,438
It's Thursday.
320
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,616
I can't believe this.
321
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,966
You said I was the only girl
you cared about.
322
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,577
You told her that?
323
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,579
He just told me that
two minutes ago.
324
00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,885
Come on, girls, let's not
get all worked up about this.
325
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:44,106
You both get to
tell your friends
you're dating Eric Barnes.
326
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,674
Correction.
I was dating Eric Barnes.
327
00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:54,029
Well, problem solved.
328
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,205
Now you are
the only one I care about.
329
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,733
Now you're down to zero.
330
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,822
Fine. Your loss.
331
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,608
I'll just have my agents
over here hook me up
with another date.
332
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,873
You know something, man,
333
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,310
you are the lowest scum
on the face of the Earth.
334
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:15,964
Karen is a lot
better off without you
335
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,139
because she's
a terrific person.
336
00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,619
You're nothing
but a slime bag.
337
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,925
I don't need this.
338
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,188
You're both fired!
Get out of my way!
339
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,015
Hey, hey! Well...
340
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,975
Well, we quit, you bad person.
341
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,589
I feel like such a fool.
342
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,897
Karen, we're really sorry.
343
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,117
It's okay.
It's not your fault.
344
00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,164
Actually,
it kinda is our fault.
345
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:44,514
We kinda fixed up
Eric with Julie.
346
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:47,735
How could you do that to me?
347
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,693
I don't know, Karen.
We were really stupid.
348
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,740
We just got so caught up
in thinking about making money
349
00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:54,481
that we really didn't
think about anything else.
350
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:57,223
Karen, I'm really sorry.
351
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,660
You aren't the only one
who's stupid.
352
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,923
I believed him when he said
he cared about me.
353
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,928
All I know is I'm through
with guys forever.
354
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,799
Gonna lock myself in my room
355
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,627
and become a bitter
old man-hater like
Cybill Shepherd.
356
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,374
Hey, Karen.
357
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:20,376
You know, Eric is down there
358
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,552
sitting all alone
in his convertible.
359
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:24,337
So?
360
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:27,035
So, I was
just thinking, you know,
361
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:30,952
what a shame it would be
362
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:35,609
if this bucket of dirty,
disgusting mop water
363
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,959
just accidentally
fell on his head.
364
00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:43,921
Yeah, that would be terrible.
365
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,846
Wait, wait, you can't do that!
366
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,371
But I can.
367
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,334
Hey!
368
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,208
Show me the loogie!
369
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,340
Show me the loogie!
370
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:13,386
Show me the loogie!
371
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,431
I love the loogie!
372
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:20,828
Ladies and gentlemen,
could I have
your attention, please?
373
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,396
The victorious hairdressers
374
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,224
are pleased to present
375
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:29,184
the Sugar Plum Fairies
of Lambert Construction.
376
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:34,102
["DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY" PLAYING]
377
00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:51,380
Frank, you know,
I'm man enough to admit it,
378
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,382
I'm feeling kinda sexy.
379
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,867
And now,
for their second number,
380
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:03,262
the Lambert boys
are going to sing
381
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,046
Hail to the Hairdressers.
382
00:21:05,133 --> 00:21:07,004
Hit it, guys.
383
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:24,979
Dance, boys.
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