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Okay, who has
the sexiest smile?
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Brad Pitt.
Yeah.
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Definitely.
Okay, sexiest butt?
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Paul Newman.
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Ew.
That is gross.
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He's like 80.
What are you talking about?He's old.
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Okay, okay.
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Who has the sexiest voice?
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Drew.
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Drew Carey?
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No. No, no.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he's just funny,
and he's smart.
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I don't know,
seems like such
a cool guy.
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God, I'd love to go out
with a guy like that.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Don't get your hopes up.
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Let's face it,
if a guy has a choice
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between you and me,
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it's a no-brainer.
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Well, well, Karen,
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if it's a no-brainer,
then you would definitely win.
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I'm gonna go
get some more soda.
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Karen, can we get
a ride home with you guys
in about an hour?
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Yeah, sure.
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Good, 'cause Jean-Luc
drove us down here,
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and I'm not getting
back in the car with him.
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Why not?
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by not wearing
his contact lenses
for a week.
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He's blind without them.
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Man, here he comes.
Come on, come on, let's go.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
Table for one, please.
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Jean-Luc, get over here.
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Jean-Luc,
do you want some help?
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Quiet in the kitchen!
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Jean-Luc, do you want me
to drive you home?
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I do not want you
to drive me home.
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I have the eyes of a cat.
I'm out of here.
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Hello, little fishes.
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Um, Karen.
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Guess who just got a date
with, pizza man.
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You mean you just called him
and asked him out?
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Al, that is
a clear violation
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of all the accepted rules
of dating.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Mom, I won't be home
for dinner tonight.
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Rich and I are going to
a concert with J.T. and Sam.
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Okay, have fun.
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It's at the House of Blues
in Chicago.
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Okay, have fun.
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So, since we're
gonna be out late,
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Okay,
that's too much fun.
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Um, don't worry.
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Sam and I are gonna
share one room,
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and J.T. and Rich
will be sharing the other.
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Right.
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Mom, look, Rich and I
don't need a hotel
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to be having sex, okay?
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I mean, for all you know,
we're already having sex
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right here in his apartment.
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No, you're not.
How do you know?
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Because I had Frank install
surveillance cameras in there.
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You did not.
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Well, maybe I did,
and maybe I didn't.
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But now you'll never
quite know for sure,
will you?
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Mom, this is absurd.
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Are you saying
I can't do what I want
with my own body?
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No, no.
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I am saying that Rich
can't do what he wants
with your body.
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Mom, I'm going to Chicago.
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And I assure you,
Rich isn't gonna do
anything with my body
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unless I want him to.
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You know, they have
surveillance cameras
in hotels, too!
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Hi, Al.
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Is Drew here yet?
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I'm ready for our date.
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What are you talking about?
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Not when he sees me
dressed like this.
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Karen, this is
a clear violation
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of all the accepted rules
of dating.
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Yep.
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Out of my way!
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Hi.
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I'm Drew.
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So, which one
of you is Al?
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She is.
I'm Karen.
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I'm not your date.
I just look this good
all the time.
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Look, come on in.
Don't pay
any attention to her.
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Don't worry about it.
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As you can see,
I am no Kevin Bacon.
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Actually,
more like a side of bacon.
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Anyway, if you wanna call
this date off, you know...
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Totally okay with me.
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No.
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I see.
Real do-gooder.
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Moral type?
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Do the fat guy a favor
and give him a mercy date.
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Okay, this is not
a mercy date.
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What, do you got a thing
for fat guys?
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Maybe I do!
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Let's go!
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we are gonna go someplace
where everybody will be
able to see
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you're on a date
with the fat guy.
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What do you say now?
Sounds like fun!
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Well, it won't be!
I can't wait!
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Great!
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Family meal
for four for me,
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and a salad for you.
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Look, maybe we got off
on the wrong foot earlier.
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Try to lighten things up
a little bit?
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Know any good fat jokes?
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I don't like fat jokes.
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Why not?
They're funny.
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Okay, how 'bout this one?
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I am so fat
that Amtrak
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just opened up
non-stop service
between my belt loops.
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Hi, Al.
Hi, Al.
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Are you on a date?
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Yeah, I am.
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He's so big.
Looks like Shamu.
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There goes your reputation.
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Now everybody here knows
you're on a date with Shamu.
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You know, this is
starting to get really old.
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What's the matter,
are you tired of being seen
with the fat guy?
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No, frankly, I am tired of
listening to the fat guy.
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Hey, you can't call me "fat."
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Only I can call me fat.
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How 'bout I call you a jerk?
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Fine.
How 'bout I call
this date over?
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Fine with me.
Me, too.
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And don't
worry about it.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, yes, is this
the maintenance department?
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Um, yes, well,
my daughter, Dana Foster,
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is staying at
your hotel tonight,
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and, she's very
claustrophobic.
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Yes, well,
if she denies being
claustrophobic,
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don't listen to her
because, unfortunately,
she's a pathological liar.
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No, I have not
been drinking.
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Just remove the door
to her room, thank you.
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Just see her
try to have sex now.
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Hi, hi, honey.
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Have you been standing there
especially long?
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Long enough to wonder
how often I'm gonna be able
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to visit you
in the home.
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I admit it.
I am losing my mind.
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I just don't want Dana to do
something she's not ready for.
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Well, neither do I, honey,
but Dana is the one that
has to make that decision.
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Now, you've done
a good job raising her.
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Well, J.T.'s
down there with Sam.
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Aren't you worried
about him?
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Carol,
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J.T. might not be
the brightest bulb
on the Christmas tree,
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but I have
given him values.
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And because of that,
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I think I can trust him.
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Anyways, what I was
leading up to is I think
it's time we had sex.
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So, what do you say, Sam,
is tonight the night?
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Well, you wouldn't
want me to have sex
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if I didn't want to,
would you?
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Are you saying you don't
wanna have sex with me?
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But we're not going to.
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No!
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I'm sorry, J.T.
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We're just not ready.
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But I'm ready!
I'm really ready!
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I'm not.
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I get it.
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Sam, don't be
worried about that.
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It would be
my first time, too.
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It wouldn't be
my first time.
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It wouldn't?
Nope.
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Third?
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Well, obviously you do this,
so why not do it with me?
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J.T., my boyfriend
before I met you,
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I thought I was
in love with him,
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and we slept together.
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Then he dumped me.
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What a jerk.
I can't believe somebody
would do that to you.
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Yeah, I couldn't
believe it either.
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I mean, we shared
this really intimate thing,
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and now I'm never
gonna see this guy again.
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Don't worry,
that's not gonna
happen with me.
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I know you really
care about me.
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And I care about you
a lot more than I cared
about him.
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That's why I'm not
gonna sleep with you.
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Okay, let me see
if I get this
straight here.
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You love me more than
you loved this other guy,
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but you slept with him,
so you're not gonna
sleep with me?
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You know, I'm not
very good at math,
but this is not adding up.
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J.T., the next time
I have sex,
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it's going to be
with the person I spend
the rest of my life with.
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Any chance that
could be with me?
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I hope so.
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But not tonight.
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Good, I was just
beginning to feel
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like I wanna be treated
like dirt again.
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Look, I'm really sorry
about that.
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You're... You're really
a nice person.
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Nicest person that
I've met in a long time.
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I mean, you didn't even act
like you were embarrassed
to be seen with me.
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I wasn't.
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Boy, I acted
like a real jerk.
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I left you at the mall
without a ride home.
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Anyway, I just wanted
to apologize.
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Wait a minute.
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You know, Drew,
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I think you'd do
a lot better with women
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if you weren't so
ticked off all the time.
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I said I was sorry.
Can't we just
leave it at that?
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No. No, we can't.
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Here, come in.
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Please, come in?
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I wanna know why
you were so mean to me.
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You know, the guy I talked to
on the phone was...
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And seemed like someone
I wanted to get to know.
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And the guy
I went out with...
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Was a hostile jerk.
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And I don't understand that.
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What is your problem?
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Look, you wouldn't
understand, okay?
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So just...
Just forget it.
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I wouldn't understand?
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Why?
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Are you so totally unique
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that the rest of us
can't possibly comprehend
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your deep thoughts,
is that it?
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All right, you wanna know
why I act this way?
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Because nobody
wants to be around me.
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When I was a kid,
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everybody made fun of me
because I was heavy.
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A lot of times,
they didn't even wanna
play with me.
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So, instead...
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I'd sit at home,
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Watching from the window...
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And eat.
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So I got fatter.
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And the fatter
that I got,
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the more that they would
make fun of me.
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That's why I have a job
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where I just answer the phone.
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That way,
nobody has to look at me.
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I'm sorry.
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That sucks.
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00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:53,049
You know, Drew,
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I am not
making fun of you.
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So, why won't you
let me be your friend?
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You really wanna
be my friend?
252
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:05,757
For real?
253
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,674
Yeah, for real.
254
00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:13,287
I don't know,
I thought it might be fun
to hang out together.
255
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,029
In public?
256
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,989
Yeah, in public.
257
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,737
You'd actually sit
in the same row with me?
258
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,740
Of course.
259
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,569
You know,
it's still early.
260
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,617
Wanna go see
"Beverly Hills Ninja" with me?
261
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,056
Cool.
262
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:44,753
You may not know this
from looking at me,
263
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,277
but I am a huge
Chris Farley fan!
264
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,861
Was that a great show
or what?
265
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,384
Yeah.
266
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:11,127
Man,
I am so tired.
267
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,220
Alanis Morissette
is great.
268
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,874
Yes, absolutely.
269
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,702
Wow, look at the time.
270
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,183
We should go to bed.
271
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:25,272
These shoes
are killing me.
272
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,621
Honey,
by all means,
273
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,710
you should
get off your feet.
274
00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:31,191
Let's go to bed.
275
00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,239
Do you really think
that this is gonna work?
276
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:40,504
I don't know.
277
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,290
Is there any way
we could discuss it...
278
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:44,900
In bed?
279
00:15:46,336 --> 00:15:49,252
Rich, come here.
280
00:15:49,339 --> 00:15:50,645
Boy.
281
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:07,923
Look...
282
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:11,405
Honey, I love you.
283
00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:13,059
I love you, too,
sweetie.
284
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,105
Enough said.
Come on!
285
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,239
But I just...
286
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,632
I don't know
if we're ready
287
00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,678
for something like
this right now.
288
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:27,334
Come in.
289
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,599
Hi, I'm the night
maintenance guy.
290
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,122
I got this note
from the day guy
291
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,994
about taking the door
off your room.
292
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:39,389
I beg your pardon?
293
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,565
Your mother called
294
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,915
and wants us to take
the door off your room.
295
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,048
She said
you're claustrophobic.
296
00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:47,745
Sorry.
297
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,796
My, my mother called here?
298
00:16:57,755 --> 00:17:01,498
Well, I guess mental illness
runs in the family.
299
00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:04,414
It also says here that
you're a pathological liar.
300
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,680
All right, well,
thanks for coming,
301
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:12,074
but we will not be
removing the door tonight.
302
00:17:12,161 --> 00:17:15,295
Cool.
Just call extension 6-1-9
if you change your mind.
303
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,388
I cannot believe
that my mother thinks
304
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,781
she can still control me.
305
00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,914
I mean, I'm 21 years old.
306
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,264
She cannot tell me
what to do.
307
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:32,355
Rich...
308
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:33,661
I'm ready.
309
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,054
Get in the mood.
310
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,187
Hot diggity!
311
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,016
Honey, don't go away.
312
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,496
I'm just gonna go
and prepare
313
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,106
and make this night
absolutely perfect.
314
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:58,816
Hello?
Dana, it's me.
315
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:01,123
What, calling them
316
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,604
and telling them
to take the door off
my room wasn't enough?
317
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,954
Now you wanna check in
every ten minutes, too?
318
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:09,131
No, Dana,
I called to apologize.
319
00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,829
I've been thinking
about this all night.
320
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:19,272
but I realize
that trying to tell you
321
00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:21,361
what kind of relationship
you're gonna have with
your boyfriend
322
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,753
is just way out of line.
323
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:27,367
Look, Mom,
I know that you mean well.
324
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,021
It's just that
I'm an adult now.
325
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,982
And I have to figure out
whether or not I'm ready
to have sex.
326
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:37,594
I know. I know.
327
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,205
And, Dana...
328
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,818
Whatever you decide,
329
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,167
I love you.
330
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,129
I love you, too.
331
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,826
Okay, good night, sweetie.
332
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,306
All right, good night.
333
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:06,493
Take me. Break me.
334
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,373
Honey...
335
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,506
I don't know
how to tell you this,
336
00:19:19,593 --> 00:19:22,117
but I don't think
we should do this.
337
00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:25,512
Something is missing.
338
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,688
Well, that's okay.
I got a pack of 36
in my suitcase.
339
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,038
I'll be right back.
Rich...
340
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:32,432
this isn't gonna happen.
341
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,874
At least I thought
they were gonna be
my lucky boxers.
342
00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,398
And they're adorable.
343
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:46,010
But the reason
I was gonna sleep
with you tonight
344
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,578
is 'cause I wanted to
get back at my mom.
345
00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,014
Well, that's okay.
Use that.
346
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:51,973
She's a bad,
bad, evil woman.
347
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,149
Teach her a lesson
I'll never forget.
348
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,502
I know that I said we were
gonna sleep together,
349
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:01,635
but I just...
I just don't think
350
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,551
it's the right thing
to do right now.
351
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:08,859
I can wait.
352
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:11,122
How 'bout ten minutes
from now?
353
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:15,344
Rich...
Okay, sweetie.
354
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,390
Of course, I...
355
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,525
I don't think
it's right now either.
356
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:25,049
Do you mean that?
357
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:29,097
Yeah, I do.
358
00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,404
Let's say we go on
and meet Sam and J.T.
for coffee?
359
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,233
Good idea.
Good idea.
360
00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:43,416
I'm really glad I decided
not to be with J.T. tonight.
361
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:52,120
I really, really think
I made the right decision.
362
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:55,341
Yeah, and I know I'm not ready
to be with Rich.
363
00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:07,614
I'm really glad
J.T. understood.
364
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:09,180
I mean, I know
he was disappointed,
365
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,922
but he really
cares about me.
366
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,360
Yeah.
No, Rich was great, too.
367
00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,405
I mean, I think
he's really okay with it.
368
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:19,103
Yeah, I think J.T.'s
okay with it, too.
369
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:22,542
Okay, walk me through this
one more time.
370
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:27,460
She loves me more than
she loved the other guy.
371
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,726
so she's not gonna
sleep with me.
372
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:35,816
Face it, man,
373
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,905
you're just too darn
lovable to sleep with.
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