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That's a sandwich.
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Hi, J.T.
Hey, Lilly.
What's up?
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I just wanted
you to know
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Well, thank you.
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And, because
you're my favorite,
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you don't have to get me
anything for my birthday.
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Aw, come on.
I gotta get you something.
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Well, okay.
You can get me a sticker.
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'Cause Al's getting me
something really good.
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Really?
What's Al getting you?
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Barbie's Malibu
Dream House.
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Well, if Al's
getting you that,
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then, your best brother's
gonna get you
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the best birthday present
you've ever seen.
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I'm registered
at Toys "R" Us.
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On my way.
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Yes!
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Karen...
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Carol, have you
seen my bathrobe?
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The white
terry-cloth one?
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Yeah. I can't
find it anywhere.
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Morning,
Mr. L, Mrs. L.
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Good morning, baby.
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Man, I love
living right next door.
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What do you want
for breakfast,
sweetheart?
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No breakfast
for me, thanks.
I already ate.
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By the way,
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you're out of eggs,
bacon, milk,
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orange juice,
cottage cheese,
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fruit, and,
yeah, potatoes.
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Rich,
that's my bathrobe.
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Yeah, I know.
It's nice and toasty, too.
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Had I seen that one...
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You don't mind that
I borrowed this, do you?
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Yes, I do.
Now take it off.
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I'd rather not.
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I want you
to take it off now.
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Okay,
but I'm au naturel.
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Jeez.
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Keep it on.
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When you're done with it,
burn it.
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I don't want any
breakfast now, honey.
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I'm not hungry.
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By the way, Dana,
I hope you're not
busy on Saturday,
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'cause I could really
use some help
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with Lilly's
birthday party.
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What do you need
help for?
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Just let the
little brats
run around,
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stuff 'em
full of cake,
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I see. So you think
handling a birthday party
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with 16 little
six-year-olds is easy?
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Are you kidding?
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All you need to do
is let them know
who's the boss.
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I would like
to see you put your money
where your mouth is.
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Fifty bucks says
that you can't run
Lilly's birthday party
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without begging for help.
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You're on.
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I can vouch for that.
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I'm usually the one
who does the begging.
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You know what?
I don't want
any breakfast either.
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Yes!
That's my first win.
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Hey, hey. Guys.
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Guys, could you
please keep it down?
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Let me save you some time.
You don't got one.
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Hey, Jean-Luc.
Hey, Jean-Luc.
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Karen, I want to thank you
for lending me this tape.
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After
carefully reviewing it,
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I'm happy to say
that I was right.
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I do in fact
have buns of steel.
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Now then,
who would like to guess
what I am doing this Saturday?
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Using your butt
as a wrecking ball?
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No.
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This Saturday,
I, Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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will be cutting the hair of
somebody so incredibly famous
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that when you find out
who it is,
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you will all die.
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Who is it?
I cannot tell you.
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My client has
sworn me to secrecy.
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There is nothing
you can say or do
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that will make me
divulge the identity
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of my incredibly
famous client.
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Unless, of course, you happen
to figure out who it is
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by flipping through
this celebrity magazine
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and sneaking a peek
at his or her picture.
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In which case,
it's not my fault.
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It's just
a little thing...
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Is it Dennis Rodman?
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Nope. He has his hair cut
at 31 Flavors.
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Is it
Michelle Pfeiffer?
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Get real.
She's married.
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And it's a shame too,
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Look,
it's the Baywatchbabes.
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Is it one of them?
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That's not Baywatch.
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Get some glasses.
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This is somebody so big
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that they have
only one name.
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Sting.
No.
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Cher.
No.
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Gandhi?
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No.
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He's dead and he's bald.
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I give you one more hint.
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This person
has the only one name,
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and it begin
with the letter F.
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Flipper.
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Yes, that's right, Brendan.
It's Flipper.
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I'm going to cut
Flipper's hair.
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I'm going to dive
right into that tank,
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and I'm gonna put some
dippity-do on his dorsal fin.
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Yes, that's what I--
All right, this group
is never gonna figure it out.
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It's hopeless.
Unless, of course,
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you happen to show up
at my apartment this Saturday
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at exactly 2:00 p.m.
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where I will be
cutting this incredibly
famous person's hair
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who has only one name
that begin with
the letter F.
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That's Saturday, 2:00 p.m.,
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Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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one word,
begins with the letter F,
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but you didn't
hear it from me.
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And people say
I can't keep a secret.
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Ha!
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Hello, boys.
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Hi, Mrs. Lambert.
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Hi, Carol.
I'm sorry we're late,
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but the boys
had a little problem.
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See, Brian stuck
a peanut up his nose,
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and Ryan tried to get it out
with a Dustbuster.
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It worked.
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A marble?
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Well, it's okay.
We're just
getting started.
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Come on in.
Come on in.
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Well, I'm gonna be
next door getting coffee
if you need me.
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Well, I
won't be here.
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My daughter Dana
thinks it's easy
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so she'll be running
this whole thing for me.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Did you ever
run a children's
birthday party before?
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Do you get
migraine headaches?
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You will.
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Well, Dana,
I'll be next door
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having some coffee
with Frank,
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it'll cost you 50 bucks.
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Wow.
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A ball pit!
Whoo!
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Rich.
Rich! Hey!
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Rich.
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Dive! Dive!
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Rich.
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You are not a guest.
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You are here to help me
with the party.
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Do I get cake?
If you're good.
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You're strict.
I like that.
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Get out.
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We want tokens!
We want tokens!
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Okay!
All right. All right.
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Everybody,
quiet down.
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All right, how many--
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We want...
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- We want tokens!
- We want tokens!
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All right,
fun time is over.
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It is time
to start the party.
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Here are the rules.
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No running,
no yelling,
no hitting.
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Lady, lady, lady.
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What?
He licked me.
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No licking.
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How are we supposed
to have ice cream
if we can't lick?
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Okay, you can
lick ice cream.
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Can we lick the pizza?
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You can lick food,
but not a person.
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What if we lick somebody
by accident?
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Can we just move on
from this whole licking thing?
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When do we
get to play?
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Yeah!
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Hey, play on
your own time.
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This is a party.
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Boo!
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You're ruining
my party!
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Honey,
you know,
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might wanna lighten up
with this whole
Nazi thing.
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I mean, I find it
very attractive,
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but I don't think
the kids are digging it.
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Listen,
kids respect an adult
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who is not afraid
to lay down the law, okay?
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All right,
one more rule.
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No throwing food.
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Hey, kids.
I'm Possum Dave.
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Obviously.
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For the next
five minutes,
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all games are free!
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Wait a minute!
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Get back here! Hey!
I'm in charge here.
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Listen to me!
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All right, stop it.
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Stop it.
That's enough.
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All right.
All right, enough.
Enough now. Serious.
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Rich!
Rich, help me.
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Get me out of here.
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Back. Back--
Away!
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Away! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Look! Look!
Free tokens.
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Free! Free!
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Away! Away!
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What? Honey,
let me help you.
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Let me help you, honey.
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I got you. I got you.
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All right. Okay.
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You okay? You--
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I'll--I'll accept that
as an accident.
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Where were you?
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and they both
missed target.
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Great. So I'm out here
fighting for my life,
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and you're worried
about your socks?
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Honey, they're just
having a little fun.
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Besides,
I thought you said
babysitting wasn't hard.
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Well, maybe
it wouldn't be
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if you were
out here helping me
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instead of playing
with the kids.
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Lady!
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More tokens.
More tokens.
More tokens...
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Be quiet. I'm having
a conversation, okay?
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You know, maybe the kids
wouldn't be so wild
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if you were a little bit
more nurturing.
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What do you mean
I'm not nurturing?
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Pipe down now,
you little twerp.
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How cute.
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A couple of kids
are playing tug of war...
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With your jacket.
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Hey.
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Put that down.
Drop it!
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Ryan, where are
you going?
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I want my mommy.
That whistle lady's mean.
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The whistle lady?
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No, she's yelling
at the guy I peed on.
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You peed on a guy?
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Frank,
we can't have kids
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Let's go in there
and take over.
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Honey,
wait a minute.
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If Dana doesn't know
that Ryan's out here,
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we could let her
sweat a little.
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How about I take you
inside to your mom
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and we'll let
Mrs. Lambert
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go in there and torture
the mean whistle lady?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Yeah!
248
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Hey, Jean-Luc.
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Hey.
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waiting for a famous
celebrity client
at exactly 2:00 p.m.?
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You told us.
252
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Well, never mind.
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Since you're here,
you may as well meet
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my incredibly famous
celebrity client
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who has only one name
which begin with
the letter F.
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00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,653
Well, J.T. thinks
he knows who the
mystery client is.
257
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,134
It's Frederique, right?
The underwear model, right?
258
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,875
Come on, say it's her.
Please, please, please.
259
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,313
He's a little worked up
over this.
260
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,837
That's why I decided
to come along.
261
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,013
Sam, you know I'm
totally devoted to you,
262
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,973
but the human body
is God's finest work of art.
263
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,453
I mean, can't I
enjoy a masterpiece
when I see one?
264
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,282
J.T., did I mention that
this masterpiece is a guy?
265
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,197
That's sick.
Let's get out of here.
Come on, Sam.
266
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,417
Wait a minute.
267
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:32,159
Jean-Luc, is your client
a good-looking guy?
268
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,814
Well, he has the body
of a Greek statue.
269
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,599
Well, hey, J.T.
has the body of a statue.
270
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:38,687
Buddha.
271
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,301
Okay, everybody
just act naturally.
272
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:48,175
If it's Famous Amos,
273
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,785
I hope
he brought cookies.
274
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,493
My God.
It's Fabio.
275
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:04,321
Bonjour, mon ami.
Hey, bonjour,Jean-Luc.
276
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,369
Isn't he gorgeous?
277
00:14:08,456 --> 00:14:10,937
Well, to tell you the truth,
I'm really not that impressed.
278
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,940
Can you please
take my jacket?
279
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,550
Sure.
280
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:19,032
Okay.
Now I'm impressed.
281
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,295
Fabio,
I'd like you to meet
some of my friend.
282
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:23,775
Somehow they found out
that you were
going to be here,
283
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,778
and they just couldn't,
pass up the opportunity
284
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,651
to meet a world-famous
celebrity like yourself.
285
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,218
Well,
who could blame them?
286
00:14:33,829 --> 00:14:35,309
It's a pleasure...
287
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,007
To meet...
288
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:40,401
You.
289
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,188
Fabio,
would you like
to sit in a chair?
290
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,363
Sure.
Why not?
291
00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:53,893
I don't get it.
292
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,503
A body and a job.
293
00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:58,941
My God.
294
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,944
That is one
massive Italian.
295
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:12,824
I have over 500
of your novels, Mr. Fabio.
296
00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,480
To tell you the truth,
I didn't write
all those novels.
297
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,352
I just posed
for the covers.
298
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,267
That's okay.
I don't read them.
299
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,530
I just look at
your picture.
300
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,662
Don't worry, honey.
I still make the money.
301
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,753
Okay, I'm ready
to begin.
302
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,886
Everybody,
stand back.
303
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,845
I, Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
304
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,499
am about to
get a vision.
305
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,373
Yes,
I'm seeing the vision.
306
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,636
I'm seeing
the perfection,
307
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,291
and I know exactly
how to achieve it.
308
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,772
Get ready for the total
hair-styling experience
309
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,688
and complete
grooming makeover.
310
00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,091
Yes! Voila.
311
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:05,529
Fini!You are perfect once again.
312
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,096
See you again
in six months.
313
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,230
I want
that hair.
314
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,318
No,
it's mine!
315
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:15,975
Not if I
can help it.
316
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,369
I have a package of my hair
just for this occasion.
317
00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,980
For each of you.
318
00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:22,938
Here we go.
319
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,205
So how do you like
your new haircut?
320
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,077
Jean-Luc,
you are a genius.
321
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,556
No, come on.
You are a genius.
322
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,688
No, no, no, you are.
323
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:36,996
Come on!
You are a genius.
324
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,606
Okay, I'm a genius.
325
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,825
And I'm Fabio.
326
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,614
We want cake!
We want cake!
327
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:49,704
Okay. Okay.
328
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,271
All right.
Okay, all right.
329
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:57,625
Everybody, sit down,
330
00:16:57,712 --> 00:16:59,496
Hey, I caught
a couple more of 'em.
331
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,020
Found 'em breaking into
the token machine
332
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,325
with a screwdriver.
333
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,025
That was
a good one, too.
334
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:10,333
Hi, Dana.
How's it going?
335
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,901
Great.
It's going just great.
Right, kids?
336
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:16,209
Boo!
337
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,341
Gee, Rich.
Maybe we should
take a head count
338
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,343
so we know how many pieces
of cake to cut?
339
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,084
You got it.
Two, four, six, eight,
340
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:25,522
ten, 12, 14, 15 kids.
341
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:27,611
No. No, that's impossible.
342
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,222
We're supposed
to have 16.
343
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,355
God, Rich.
I think we lost a kid.
344
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,662
You lost a kid?
345
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:37,056
Well, we still got
15 out of 16.
346
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,840
That's good enough
for an A, isn't it?
347
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,885
Rich, these are kids.
Not a spelling test.
348
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:44,759
We... We need
all of 'em.
349
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:48,023
We want cake!
We want cake!
350
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,808
Ryan! Ryan!
351
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,897
Whichever one you are,
where are you?
352
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:55,813
Gee, Dana, you sound
kind of frazzled.
353
00:17:55,900 --> 00:18:00,818
Frazzled?
I'm going insane.
354
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:04,083
God, I wish somebody could
just make 'em be quiet.
355
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:08,217
Hey, five tokens
to the kid who can
keep quiet the longest.
356
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,440
Ryan. Ryan.
357
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,355
It's time
for the cake.
358
00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,878
Come out.
359
00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:19,707
Mom,
I need your help.
360
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:21,491
I'm begging.
361
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,537
Begging?
You owe me 50 bucks.
362
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,669
Who cares about the bet?
I lost a kid.
363
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,628
You mean
Ryan, the other twin?
364
00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:28,846
Yes.
365
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,587
He's okay.
366
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:37,333
We found him outside,
367
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:42,338
You mean you knew
he was safe
368
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,601
Yeah.
It was really fun.
369
00:18:46,386 --> 00:18:47,474
I can't believe that.
370
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:48,779
How could you
do that to me?
371
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,173
Excuse me
just a minute.
372
00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,001
Weren't you the one
who said,
373
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:56,657
"Why do you need help,
374
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,225
"all you need to do
is let 'em know who's boss"?
375
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,271
Okay, fine,
so I underestimated
how hard it is
376
00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,838
to be in charge
of something like this.
377
00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:05,318
Well, everyone does,
you know.
378
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:09,322
Unless you've
had a kid,
379
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:11,454
Mothers get no credit
for this work,
380
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,240
and it is the single
most important job
381
00:19:14,327 --> 00:19:15,676
we have as adults.
382
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,592
You're right.
383
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:19,941
I don't give you
enough credit.
384
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,725
I mean,
with seven of us,
385
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,119
I have no idea how
you can handle that.
386
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,256
You'll do just fine
when you have your own kids.
387
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:36,914
Why?
388
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:41,745
Don't do that.
389
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:45,096
Okay, kids, it's time
to sing the birthday song.
390
00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,417
Okay, Lilly,
make a wish.
391
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:04,464
I wish Dana
would lighten up.
392
00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:17,999
"And so...
393
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,089
"they gaze into
each other's eyes,
394
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,529
"knowing that the fire
of their passion
395
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,447
"would burn on
throughout their lives...
396
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:36,191
"Forever... And ever.
397
00:20:37,627 --> 00:20:39,890
"And ever."
398
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,241
That's the end.
399
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:45,592
That was so romantic.
400
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:46,984
Read it again.
401
00:20:49,073 --> 00:20:50,814
I'm sorry, ladies,
but I have to go
402
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:53,077
or I'll miss my flight.
403
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:56,690
Can you wait
just a minute?
404
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:57,778
Sure.
Okay.
405
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,390
I don't have
any of your books.
406
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,566
I'll just go get my
pillow for you to sign.
407
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:05,133
Okay.
408
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,277
Hi. I'm Fabio.
409
00:21:25,675 --> 00:21:28,330
My God.
I'm hallucinating.
410
00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:31,333
No, you're not.
Honestly, I am Fabio.
411
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,815
Yeah, right,
and I'm Aretha Franklin,
queen of soul.
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