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Carol, Carol.
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Where is Frank?
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I'm hoping that will
cheer him up.
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and then he found
that gray hair
on his chest,
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he's all in a funk because
he thinks he's getting older.
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I know, but listen,
Frank's funk is bunk.
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And I, Jean-Luc Rieupeyroux,
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am here to tell you
how to bid it adieu.
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Sit down.
Listen to this.
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I just read
this article called
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"Those Amazing Geezers."
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"One hundred
fantastic feats
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"performed by people
who are older than dirt."
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It's going to make him
realize that it don't matter
how old you are.
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You can still do
amazing things.
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You can do
whatever you want.
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For instance,
did you know that
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Nancy Reagan can pole vault
over 16 feet?
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And the whole time,
she keeps her ankles
neatly crossed.
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Well, I didn't know that.
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And Bob Hope can do
over 900 chin-ups.
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And once a week,
Katharine Hepburn
rides a Brahma bull.
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Jean-Luc, I know...
Yeah,
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This is all very nice,
but don't show this
to Frank, okay?
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Because I don't think
his being identified
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Mommy, Mommy,
the most funniest thing
happened at the park today.
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Really? What's the most
funniest thing that
happened today?
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Daddy was buying
me ice cream,
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and the ice cream man
called him "Grandpa."
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Hi, Grandpa.
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What's the matter, Frank?
Why are you walking that way?
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Did your back go out
when you were playing
with Lilly?
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No, my back went out
when I was getting
a drink of water.
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Bent over the fountain,
I heard something snap.
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The next thing I knew,
there were a bunch of
five-year olds standing
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over me saying,
"Is he dead"?
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Frank, would it make you
feel better to know
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that Charlton Heston
can pull a train
with his teeth?
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Honey, I'm going upstairs.
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I'm gonna call
Dr. Kevorkian and see if
he can squeeze me in today.
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Stop! Stop!
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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
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Come on, tell me.
Tell me what you got me
for my birthday.
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No, no!
There's no way that
you can get it out of me.
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All right, you win.
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Ha! I win!
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I win. I win.
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We'll see about that.
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God.
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That's,
that's my earlobe.
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That is so unfair.
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Now, are you
gonna be a good boy
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and tell me
what you got me
for my birthday?
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Absolutely not.
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Unless you get
this spot right here.
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That's it.
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Okay, I'll give you
a little hint, all right?
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Man, I'm eating here.
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All right.
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You're off the hook for now,
but I'll be back
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when Lardo, The Human
Garbage Disposal isn't here.
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Man, she is
dying to know
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what I got her
for her birthday, man.
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Check this out,
gift number one.
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What's that?
It's an LP.
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What's that?
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Never mind.
It's Sonny & Cher.
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I Got You, Babe.
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It's our song.
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Gee, Rich,
I didn't know
we had a song.
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That's great.
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Not you.
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I Got You, Babeis the first song
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that Dana and I heard after
we said we loved each other.
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That's
very sentimental.
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Now, where's
the real gift?
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The real gift.
That is right here.
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Check this out, man.
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Even says on the back,
got it inscribed,
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"You're the only one."
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Man.
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Rich, man,
this thing is killer.
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This must've
cost you a fortune.
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Sure did,
about 300 bucks.
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And that was
two years ago.
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But you weren't dating
Dana two years ago.
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Duh, I was going out
with Caroline Fisher.
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She liked it.
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Right up until the point
she broke up with me,
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wrapped it around a rock,
and threw it through
my bedroom window.
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But Dana will love it.
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Man, you're gonna give
Dana a necklace
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that you gave
to another girl?
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Man, even I'm not
that stupid.
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I would've gotten her
a new one, but I'm broke.
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Rich, trust me,
this is a bad idea.
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If Dana finds out,
she's gonna rip your head off
and use it as a purse.
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Well, I don't know
how she's gonna find out,
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because I'm not gonna
tell her, and you're not
gonna tell her.
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So there's no possible way
she could find out.
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Rich, women sense
these things.
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It's like they have
some kind of chick radar,
you know?
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Look, this gift
is idiot-proof.
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And I'm gonna be
the one to prove it.
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Yep, you are.
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I don't know, Al,
maybe I'm overreacting,
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but I'm a little worried
about your father.
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He just seems so preoccupied
with this whole age thing.
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Carol, come on.
I mean, my dad is
a pretty stable guy.
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I'm sure he's over
all of that by now.
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What do you think?
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Well, that depends.
Who are you?
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No, I mean,
how do I look?
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I think it makes me look 15,
maybe 20 years younger?
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I think it makes you look
like Burt Reynolds.
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Burt Reynolds?
Wow! That's smokin'!
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Yeah.
Dad, I don't think
that's a compliment.
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Look, Frank, I know that
being called "Grandpa"
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may be a little upsetting,
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I know. Come on, Carol.
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You wanna feel young,
you gotta look young.
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Hey, Mark.
How do you like
my threads?
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Mid-life crisis.
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Well, hey, Frank,
you know, you look great.
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Very young
and very...
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San Francisco.
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San Francisco.
Cool.
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Well, you ready
to go to the mall?
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With you?
No way.
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It's just, you know,
I'm in the mood to
walk six miles.
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Cool.
Catch you later.
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Right.
Catch you later.
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but I'm scoring some tickets
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to the Gin Blossoms
concert tonight.
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It's a hot,
new rock band, honey.
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All the young kids
love 'em, right, Al?
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Yeah, Dad, yeah, yeah.
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We kids think
they're pretty groovy.
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Solid.
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I can't wait, Daddy-o.
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Well, I guess Elvis
has left the building.
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You guys didn't have
to get me a present.
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Well,
sure we did.
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We just hope
you like it.
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Are you kidding?
I love it.
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It's the right size
and it's a great color
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and it's just
all around perfect.
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So, I'd have to say
JT had nothing to do
with picking it out.
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Well, we wanted to get you
something special.
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After all,
you are 147
in dog years.
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Happy birthday, Dana.
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Happy birthday, Barky.
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Thank you.
All right, enough of this.
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Now it is my turn.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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That's an LP.
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I Got You, Babe.
You like it?
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This is the most romantic
present anybody has
ever given me.
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I can't believe
you remembered our song.
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Well, how could I forget
the first time you told me
you love me?
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All right,
all right.
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There's more?
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But of course.
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Here is something from
the bottom of my heart
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that says just how special
you are to me.
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God, it's beautiful.
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And it's inscribed.
"You're the only one."
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Yep.
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You can't give something
like that to just anyone.DANA:.
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I can't wait to put
a picture of us inside it.
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Inside it?
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Well, yeah,
it's a locket.
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Yes, you open it up,
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and you put a picture of
the one you love in there.
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You do!
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Well, crack that baby open.
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No.
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No, JT.
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No, this is...
That's absolutely
unnecessary.
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Rich, did you put
a picture of us in there?
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You are so sweet.
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I've gotten a lot of
presents in my life,
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but this is...
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That's not me.
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What?
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You... You mean that's Rich
with another woman?
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JT, you're not helping any.
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Sweetie,
I can explain
the picture.
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Um...
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You see,
it was planted, um,
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Mark Fuhrman
put that picture there
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And...
Wait. Look, how stupid
do you think I really am?
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You thought I'd never
figure out that you gave this
to another girlfriend?
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Um, actually,
yes, he did because...
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This is your last warning.
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Shush.
Okay.
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I... I don't even wanna
look at you right now.
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Baby, sweetie,
I'm sorry.
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Don't, don't go.
Dana, look, wait.
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Look, your cake is here.
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Thank you.
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Eggs. Milk.
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Ham.
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JT, why don't you shop
at the grocery store
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like everyone else who has
their own apartment?
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And pay for it?
I don't think so.
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Hey, guys.
Have you seen Dana?
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I'm,
taking her to a movie.
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00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,073
Why not?
She didn't say
anything about canceling.
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That's probably because
she's not talking to you.
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00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:13,733
Well, look, I know
Dana was a little
upset last night,
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but I'm sure
she's over it by now.
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Dana's not one
to hold a grudge.
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Rich, buddy, you live
in a special world?
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Hi! Hi, pumpkin.
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You know what?
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You are a lying,
insensitive, selfish rat.
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Honey, I can explain.
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Did she seem mad to you?
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I told you there were
people dumber than me.
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You know, Carol,
I'm starting to
worry about Dad.
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I mean, last night he was
watching Party of Five
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and talking about
starting a grunge rock band.
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Yeah, I sure hope
he gets over this
I-wanna-be-young thing soon.
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God, I hope
he didn't buy
a motorcycle.
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Hey, foxy lady!
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Hey, you know,
when Old Yeller went crazy,
his family just shot him.
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I'm thinking about it.
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Hey.
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God,
I'm married to Fonzie.
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I think he's an idiot.
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I borrowed this from
one of the guys on the crew.
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Why don't you hop on?
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Frank, get off the bike.
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Okay, okay.
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00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:13,374
Make it fast, okay?
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Mosh pit?
Yeah.
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Frank, I wanna
tell you something.
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I love you very much.
Hey, I love you, too, babe.
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00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:22,035
Hey, stop with
the finger, Frank.
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00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:23,514
Well...
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00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,821
Carol...
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That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
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You are young.
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00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,831
Well, when I look
in the mirror,
I don't see young.
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00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,617
Carol, my hair is graying
and I need stronger
reading glasses
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00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:43,317
and I have to buy
relaxed-fit jeans.
248
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,449
I mean, pretty soon,
I'm gonna be in an
adjustable bed
249
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:47,625
with my teeth in a glass
watching Matlock.
250
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,196
Carol, you're not
getting any older.
251
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,024
You look better
than the day I met you.
252
00:14:59,507 --> 00:15:01,204
Well, is gonna wanna
hang around somebody like me
253
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,945
if I keep going
the direction I'm headed.
254
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,687
Frank.
255
00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,689
You know what I see
when I look at you?No.
256
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,257
I see a handsome,
young guy
257
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:12,172
who's in great shape.
258
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,000
Who gets better-looking
every day.
259
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,176
Carol, my knee
is gone, my back...No, no, no.
260
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,091
Frank, that is
what I really see.
261
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,093
And I have to tell you
something else, Frank.
262
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,051
Sometimes, you know,
when I look out the window
263
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,184
when you're in the yard
working with your shirt off,
264
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,882
honest to God, Frank,
it takes my breath away.
265
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,278
Really?
Yeah.
266
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,806
Why don't we give
the Gin Blossom tickets
to the girls?
267
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,416
That way we'll get the house
all to ourselves,
268
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,331
and I will
take you upstairs.
269
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:44,813
And I guarantee
that I will make you
feel years younger.
270
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:51,776
I think I feel
ten years younger already.
271
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:06,226
You know what, Dana,
you don't need Rich.
272
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:12,406
In fact,
I think we are all
better off without men.
273
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,060
You know,
you're absolutely right.
274
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:18,673
I mean,
they're like leeches.
275
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,544
Exactly.
276
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,677
What do you think, Karen?
277
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:25,027
I think that waiter
has a great butt.
278
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,430
No.
Don't look now,
leech boy is here.
279
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:38,998
Hi, Dana.
280
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,132
I know. I know.
281
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:47,397
I just wanted to apologize
for giving you that locket.
282
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,792
Baby, that was
the dumbest thing
I've ever done in my life.
283
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,316
I just wanted to
get you something,
284
00:16:53,403 --> 00:16:58,017
to let you know
how special you are to me,
285
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:00,367
Rich, money is
not important.
286
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,673
I don't care
how much you spend on me.
287
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,850
What's important is
how you make me feel.
288
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,810
And giving me
somebody else's locket
made me feel like dirt.
289
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:15,034
I know, that's why
I have one more thing
to say before I go.
290
00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:23,042
Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention,
please?
291
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,391
Rich, what are you doing?
292
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,872
Can I just
put this right...
Thanks.
293
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,962
How you doing?
294
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,573
Um...
295
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,491
Um, hi, my name's Rich.
Rich Halke.
296
00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:38,709
And...
297
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,106
the woman I love.
298
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,934
Rich, not now.
299
00:17:46,021 --> 00:17:47,588
No, no.
300
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:51,853
You see, I did something
really stupid the other day.
301
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:58,120
that I had given to
an ex-girlfriend.
302
00:17:58,207 --> 00:17:59,948
What a loser.
303
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,998
I guess
I deserve that?
304
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:17,966
Excuse me.
305
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,402
Rich, come on.
306
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,091
This is so romantic.
307
00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,355
I love you, Dane.
I love you too, baby.
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