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Bye. -[phone clicks] 16 00:01:35,830 --> 00:01:36,798 That was close. 17 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,298 Everything all right there, Conor? 18 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:39,399 Listen to this. 19 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:41,636 Some wild boy tried to add 20 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,338 dark roast coffee to our lunch order. 21 00:01:44,739 --> 00:01:46,440 I know. Don't freak out. 22 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:48,042 I caught it just in time. 23 00:01:49,043 --> 00:01:50,277 -Mh-hm? -These guys, 24 00:01:50,645 --> 00:01:51,813 always with the hard sell. 25 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:55,349 Holiday season or not, we serve plain, regular coffee. 26 00:01:55,617 --> 00:01:57,384 Always have. Always will. 27 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,486 Anyway, bro, 28 00:01:59,621 --> 00:02:01,522 I had a chance to skim your 29 00:02:01,656 --> 00:02:03,725 presentation for tomorrow, and it's a little-- 30 00:02:03,858 --> 00:02:05,192 I, uh, I know what you're going to say. 31 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:07,127 -Yeah, it's bland. -It's, uh-- 32 00:02:07,862 --> 00:02:09,697 [dramatic music] 33 00:02:09,864 --> 00:02:11,164 What? 34 00:02:15,937 --> 00:02:17,204 I don't understand. 35 00:02:17,337 --> 00:02:18,640 I thought, if anything, this was too hot 36 00:02:18,773 --> 00:02:20,541 for the bedroom, boardroom. 37 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,377 Although, honestly, 38 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,946 I would be a little bit afraid 39 00:02:25,079 --> 00:02:27,015 to try some of these moves on my wife. 40 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:28,315 Really? 41 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,618 I don't get it. I went buck wild on this thing. 42 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,955 I mean, some of the text is in red, for heck sake. 43 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:35,690 Okay, fair point. Yeah. 44 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,625 Just keep... 45 00:02:37,759 --> 00:02:39,127 Forget what I said. 46 00:02:39,661 --> 00:02:42,229 Keep carrying on. You do, you do you. 47 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:44,264 -My, man. -[Conor] Oh, cool. 48 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:45,800 Oh, sorry. 49 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,803 -Hey. -Yeah. 50 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:50,138 -Very cool. -Very cool. 51 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,371 You're the guy. 52 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:53,675 My man. 53 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,844 Bland. [scoffs] 54 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,345 Yeah, right. 55 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,117 [keyboard clacking] 56 00:03:03,918 --> 00:03:05,720 [curious music] 57 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:07,755 [paper thuds] 58 00:03:12,727 --> 00:03:14,595 [whispers] "Spice up the presentation or you're 59 00:03:14,729 --> 00:03:15,963 not getting the promotion." 60 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,498 -[hand thuds] -[dramatic music] 61 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:21,736 [paper thuds] 62 00:03:23,738 --> 00:03:25,006 -[Conor] Ho, ho! -[car engine revs] 63 00:03:25,807 --> 00:03:28,308 That gosh darn, son of a... 64 00:03:29,744 --> 00:03:30,678 Gun. 65 00:03:31,546 --> 00:03:32,980 I'll show him. 66 00:03:33,114 --> 00:03:35,116 I'll show all those... 67 00:03:36,017 --> 00:03:38,052 -Boneheads! -[car engine revs] 68 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:43,157 [jazz music] 69 00:03:52,667 --> 00:03:53,901 [door clicks] 70 00:03:56,137 --> 00:03:57,370 [door thuds] 71 00:04:00,141 --> 00:04:01,241 Kristina? 72 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:02,810 [suspenseful music] 73 00:04:07,749 --> 00:04:08,883 Hello? 74 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:13,755 [seductive music] 75 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:22,897 [door clicks] 76 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,034 [door thuds] 77 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:29,771 You would not believe the day I've had. 78 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,438 [Kristina] Oh, baby. 79 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:33,608 Let me help you with that. 80 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:36,409 [sighs] 81 00:04:38,513 --> 00:04:39,547 You read my mind. 82 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:43,785 [seductive music continues] 83 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:11,779 Agh! 84 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,446 [groans] 85 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:14,982 [Conor] Woo! 86 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:16,884 Wow! 87 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:18,653 Oh, my God! 88 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:20,353 That... 89 00:05:21,289 --> 00:05:22,355 Was amazing. 90 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:23,658 You... 91 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:26,127 You are amazing. 92 00:05:27,028 --> 00:05:28,095 Uh-huh. 93 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,165 I wish Mr. Buechler had a ticket to that spicy show. 94 00:05:32,133 --> 00:05:34,268 Oh, really, really hot stuff. 95 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,335 Well done. 96 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:38,005 Ah. Speaking of. 97 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:43,144 Apparently, he says I need to, "Spice up my bland 98 00:05:43,277 --> 00:05:46,047 presentation on sector subdivisions tomorrow." 99 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,016 I know. 100 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,483 What a bonehead. 101 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:52,485 They're all boneheads. 102 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,722 That's what I decided to call them, by the way, boneheads. 103 00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,324 Isn't that funny? 104 00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,659 I mean... 105 00:05:59,694 --> 00:06:00,561 What? 106 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:03,998 Look. 107 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:06,334 I love you. 108 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:09,303 I love how smart and funny, 109 00:06:09,904 --> 00:06:11,404 and hardworking you are. 110 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,474 It's just that... 111 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:15,910 Maybe. 112 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:17,345 Sometimes. 113 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,412 Oh, I don't believe this! 114 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:20,748 You're not bland. 115 00:06:21,215 --> 00:06:22,583 Not at all. 116 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,685 Just a little... 117 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:26,520 A little what? 118 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:30,591 Square. 119 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:32,927 [shudders] 120 00:06:34,362 --> 00:06:35,529 Square. 121 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,499 [Conor] Square. 122 00:06:40,301 --> 00:06:42,036 What's next, Kristina? 123 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:43,871 Am I not, uh... 124 00:06:44,305 --> 00:06:46,406 Am I not handsome enough for you now, either? 125 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,509 No, of course you are. 126 00:06:48,643 --> 00:06:49,710 You look like a movie star. 127 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:50,745 Do I? 128 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:54,048 Which one? 129 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:55,983 Gary Busey. 130 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:57,351 Ugh. 131 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,321 What would really rock my world 132 00:07:00,955 --> 00:07:03,691 is if we did more than just hold hands. 133 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:05,626 [scoffs] 134 00:07:06,027 --> 00:07:07,427 What else is there? 135 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,363 We used to do a lot. 136 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:10,898 Elaborate, please. 137 00:07:11,032 --> 00:07:12,633 -Well, there was that time-- -No, you know what? 138 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:13,567 Forget it. 139 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,069 You're not making any sense. 140 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:21,075 -[television clicks] -[television program dialogue] 141 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,076 That's it? 142 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,477 My show is on, Kristina. 143 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:25,947 [television host] ...has the largest natural lake 144 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,447 in England, 145 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:30,952 but it is the hub of a virtual cornucopia of antiques. 146 00:07:31,752 --> 00:07:33,020 Join me tonight as I uncover-- 147 00:07:33,154 --> 00:07:35,156 We shouldn't go to bed mad at each other. 148 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:36,991 I'm not mad. 149 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:39,627 [television host] This is Antique Connoisseurs. 150 00:07:47,335 --> 00:07:48,269 [television host] This edge right here? 151 00:07:48,402 --> 00:07:49,737 That is a clear indicator 152 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,072 that this was actually 153 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:54,008 hand crafted in the American Colonial style. 154 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,045 So sadly, this piece has no value whatsoever. 155 00:07:58,446 --> 00:08:00,480 -[man] Shit! -[television host] Yes! 156 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:03,483 Okay, so swearing on TV is apparently cool now? 157 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,686 [television host] Thank you anyway for bringing it 158 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,121 on the show today, Mr. Williams. 159 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:08,756 It really is a lovely piece. 160 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,158 We'll be right back. 161 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,328 [sighs] 162 00:08:25,106 --> 00:08:27,041 [female announcer] Are you ready for the party 163 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,342 of a lifetime? 164 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,047 It's time to bust out of your boredom 165 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:36,417 box and call Frankie Freako's Fun Time Phone. 166 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:43,057 Just call 1-900-555-FREAKO, 167 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,060 and fasten your freak-belts for a wild night 168 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,229 with the ultimate party animal. 169 00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,233 [sighs] 170 00:08:52,433 --> 00:08:56,337 Calls are only $1.99 for the first outrageous minute. 171 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,173 And 99 cents for each additional minute. 172 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,443 [Frankie cackles] 173 00:09:03,177 --> 00:09:09,050 That number again is 1-900-555-FREAKO. 174 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,054 Call now. If you dare. 175 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,892 Okay. No, this is too wild. 176 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,728 Even for a not-square-at-all guy like me. 177 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,399 [Frankie] What are you, square? 178 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:27,536 [sighs] 179 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,003 [female announcer] Make sure you get your parent 180 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,938 or spouse's permission before calling. 181 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:32,573 [television clicks] 182 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,618 I'm not a square. 183 00:09:51,292 --> 00:09:53,594 [Conor] Okay. So I know you're going to say, this is, 184 00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:56,931 this is not your grandma's type of presentation, is it? 185 00:09:57,298 --> 00:09:59,066 -[festive music] -Okay. Well, uh. 186 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,502 I would tell you to 187 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,804 hold onto your seats because this next slide is a, uh. 188 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,240 It's a doozy. How do I do this? 189 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,278 [projector clicks] 190 00:10:11,412 --> 00:10:12,446 [Conor] There we go. 191 00:10:12,581 --> 00:10:13,814 All right. What do you see on there? 192 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:15,116 Square. 193 00:10:15,249 --> 00:10:17,651 Just your classic, boring old, not boring. 194 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,521 I shouldn't have said that. 195 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,522 Squares are not boring. 196 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,622 That's a perfectly fine, 197 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,990 I like that square. 198 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,692 I can see your faces. You guys like it, too. 199 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,428 Um. But it's what the square represents. 200 00:10:27,562 --> 00:10:29,096 Right? That's what's, uh... 201 00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:30,965 [sighs] Important. 202 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,100 It represents 203 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:35,202 metamorphosis, change. 204 00:10:35,336 --> 00:10:36,538 [festive music continues] 205 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,339 It's a, uh, 206 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,541 it's like... 207 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,942 [distorting sounds] 208 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,178 Um... 209 00:10:44,445 --> 00:10:45,479 Sorry. [chuckles] 210 00:10:45,614 --> 00:10:46,380 Should have brought my notes. 211 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,948 Um, it's... 212 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:49,350 Well. 213 00:10:50,251 --> 00:10:51,785 [dramatic music] 214 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,087 It's... 215 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:56,323 Pretty Freako! Yeah! 216 00:10:57,358 --> 00:10:59,260 [Conor screams] 217 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:04,865 Oh! 218 00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:07,334 [panting] 219 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:09,571 Woo! 220 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:12,973 [sighs] 221 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:14,875 Okay. 222 00:11:16,277 --> 00:11:17,478 [sighs] 223 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:19,847 Any questions? 224 00:11:21,282 --> 00:11:22,483 [whining] 225 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:24,818 [Mr. Buechler] Oh. 226 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:27,021 Uh, hello. 227 00:11:28,022 --> 00:11:30,057 You come here often? [chuckles] 228 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,594 Mr. Buechler, 229 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,663 I am so sorry. 230 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,996 You should be. 231 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:39,733 Sorry for knocking it out of the park. 232 00:11:40,669 --> 00:11:41,869 -[pot thuds] -[pot shatters] 233 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:44,838 No fooling. 234 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,141 That was the best presentation in the history 235 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,210 of the western branch of Magnet Technologies. 236 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,513 -What? -Yeah, that bit 237 00:11:51,646 --> 00:11:53,747 where you started sweating and screaming at the same time. 238 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,916 It's a really powerful button on the whole thing. 239 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:58,052 Really masterful storytelling. 240 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,887 Okay. 241 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,089 Listen, I shouldn't be telling you this 242 00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:04,091 without approval from the board, but-- 243 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,259 -Whoa! -[body thuds] 244 00:12:10,231 --> 00:12:11,432 You've got the promotion. 245 00:12:11,566 --> 00:12:13,602 -Yes! -Whoa! Settle down. 246 00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,571 I don't want Sandy over there to find out she didn't get it. 247 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,909 Speaking of secrets, are you available to help me 248 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,344 this Saturday with something? 249 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,079 With what? 250 00:12:25,346 --> 00:12:27,748 Long story short, head office got wind of some of my crazy 251 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:28,983 creative accounting, 252 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:32,386 and so I need to do some creative recycling to 253 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,788 clean up the trail of crumbs, if you catch my meaning. 254 00:12:35,256 --> 00:12:36,190 Oh. 255 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,726 Okay. 256 00:12:38,359 --> 00:12:39,793 I love recycling. 257 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,263 It's a date. Woot. 258 00:12:43,364 --> 00:12:45,032 No, no it's not. 259 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,767 Just got to come in, shred some documents. 260 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:47,835 No big deal. 261 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:49,571 So long as it's you 262 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,972 on that camera doing it. 263 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,575 [Conor] Okay, cool. 264 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,411 See you Saturday, my man. 265 00:12:57,545 --> 00:13:00,114 [dark music] 266 00:13:07,522 --> 00:13:08,389 [bag thuds] 267 00:13:09,123 --> 00:13:09,990 [trunk thuds] 268 00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,092 Okay, well, I think that's everything. 269 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,260 If all goes well at the gallery, 270 00:13:13,394 --> 00:13:14,828 I should be back Sunday evening. 271 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,830 Don't get into too much trouble while I'm gone, okay? 272 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,767 I don't know how I could. 273 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,503 I double checked the locks on the gun cabinet in the basement. 274 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:22,803 I was kidding. 275 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,171 I know you'll be fine. 276 00:13:24,438 --> 00:13:26,473 And besides, I triple checked them. 277 00:13:26,741 --> 00:13:28,777 The guns are locked up tight. 278 00:13:29,611 --> 00:13:30,444 Well, 279 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,246 I don't even want to tell you 280 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:34,348 what I got planned for the weekend. 281 00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,552 Might be too spicy for your sensitive ears. 282 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,253 Oh, really? 283 00:13:39,788 --> 00:13:40,821 Can you give me a hint? 284 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:44,858 Let's just say I got big dinner plans. 285 00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:47,662 You're ordering pizza. 286 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,165 Yes, but... 287 00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:54,335 It's going to be half cheese and half-- 288 00:13:54,468 --> 00:13:56,170 Half other cheese. Wow. 289 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:57,471 How did I know? 290 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:00,742 [car door thuds] 291 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,677 Well, I guess 292 00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:05,312 I'm just going to do a bunch of really square things like, 293 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,315 oh, I don't know, rearrange the condiments. 294 00:14:08,449 --> 00:14:09,718 Dust the living room. 295 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,385 That's great, honey. Just be careful 296 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,053 dusting around my sculptures, okay? 297 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,824 [window cranks] 298 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,526 -[Frankie chuckles] -[dramatic music] 299 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,733 [window knocking] 300 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:29,069 Hey, you know anything about this Frankie Freako guy 301 00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,705 they've been advertising on TV? 302 00:14:31,606 --> 00:14:32,841 You call a number? 303 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,341 He's like a little gremlin guy that likes to party? 304 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:36,711 No, I haven't. 305 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,012 You shouldn't call numbers like that, though. 306 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,414 Remember what happened 307 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:42,015 when you called that Freddy Krueger hotline? 308 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,518 You couldn't sleep for weeks. 309 00:14:43,651 --> 00:14:45,720 Yeah, he was just so mean to me. 310 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,723 I was trying to think of comebacks. 311 00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:51,024 Just stick to reruns of Antique Connoisseurs. 312 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,060 I'll see you Sunday. 313 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,597 Okay. 314 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,132 Have a fun trip. 315 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,706 Conor? 316 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,377 Have a freaky weekend. 317 00:15:12,747 --> 00:15:14,783 [car engine revs] 318 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:18,385 [sophisticated music] 319 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,461 Philadelphia soundtrack, you're dusty. 320 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,131 [sophisticated music continues] 321 00:15:37,872 --> 00:15:38,873 So lame. 322 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,543 [bottle mists] 323 00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:43,310 [table squeaking] 324 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:45,946 Muah! 325 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,147 Ooh, boop! 326 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,149 You get one, too. 327 00:15:50,585 --> 00:15:51,385 [sighs] 328 00:15:51,519 --> 00:15:52,953 What a beautiful sculpture. 329 00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:56,156 [television host] As it stands right now, I would 330 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,760 estimate that this clock is... 331 00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,295 Worth nothing. 332 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:02,931 -[woman] Oh. -[Conor yawns] 333 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,632 [television host] We'll be right back. 334 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:07,468 [yawns] Oh, my. 8:30? 335 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:09,470 P.M. no less. 336 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:13,140 That is late, even for a Friday. [chuckles] 337 00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:17,612 [female announcer] Are you ready 338 00:16:17,745 --> 00:16:19,814 for the party of a lifetime? 339 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:24,218 It's time to bust out of your boredom box and call 340 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,120 Frankie Freako's Fun Time Phone. 341 00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:33,595 - Just call 1-900-555-FREAKO, -No, no, no, don't do it. 342 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,830 - and fasten your freak belts, -Don't do it! 343 00:16:35,964 --> 00:16:38,999 for a wild night with the ultimate party animal. 344 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:45,640 Calls are only $1.99 for the first outrageous minute. 345 00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:49,176 And 99 cents for each additional minute. 346 00:16:49,944 --> 00:16:56,016 That number again is 1-900-555-FREAKO. 347 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:02,322 [phone beeping] 348 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,659 [thunder crashes] 349 00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:12,332 Hello? 350 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,437 [Frankie] Hello? 351 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:19,741 [whispers] Is this Frankie? 352 00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,042 [Frankie] Yeah, buddy! 353 00:17:22,610 --> 00:17:23,912 Are you ready? 354 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,914 [suspenseful music] 355 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,916 Ready for what? 356 00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:29,918 [thunder crashes] 357 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,586 [Frankie] To party, my man! 358 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,056 Are you ready for the Freako Show? 359 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:39,027 Yes or no? 360 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,895 [dramatic music] 361 00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,136 Yes! Yes, I'm ready! 362 00:17:49,571 --> 00:17:51,238 I'm ready to party! 363 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,373 [Frankie] Then fasten your freak belt! 364 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,311 'Cause here we go! 365 00:18:00,882 --> 00:18:02,717 [alarm rings] 366 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,406 [groans] 367 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,758 [suspenseful music] 368 00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:44,792 [Frankie chuckles] 369 00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:56,436 [eerie music] 370 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,685 -[suspenseful music] -[can crunches] 371 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:13,855 How did this get here? 372 00:19:17,091 --> 00:19:17,859 What the H? 373 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,029 -[yelps] With caffeine? -[dramatic music] 374 00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:24,999 -[can crunches] -[body thuds] 375 00:19:34,509 --> 00:19:36,376 So many freaking pops. 376 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:38,579 [suspenseful music] 377 00:19:39,647 --> 00:19:41,683 This place is a pigsty. 378 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:45,385 -[eerie music] -[Conor screams] 379 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:50,024 Oh, my God. 380 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,198 [Conor] This sucks. 381 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,367 This room sucks now! 382 00:20:03,137 --> 00:20:04,172 Oh, my God. 383 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,373 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 384 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:10,011 No, no, no, no, no. 385 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:12,714 Oh, my God. 386 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,348 What kind of monster would do this? 387 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:16,684 [unknown thud] 388 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,986 [faint rock music] 389 00:20:22,156 --> 00:20:23,256 [unknown clattering] 390 00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,326 [Frankie cackles] 391 00:20:35,002 --> 00:20:36,104 [bullet ricochets] 392 00:20:41,209 --> 00:20:44,444 Oh, yeah! Crank those tunes, my man! 393 00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:48,049 You. 394 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,383 Oh, my God. It's you. 395 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,987 Yeah! Ha ha ha! 396 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,456 What is this? 397 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:57,792 [rock music volume increases] 398 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,494 Hey! 399 00:21:00,628 --> 00:21:01,529 [Frankie chuckles] 400 00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:04,232 [Conor] Turn that music off! 401 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:06,934 That is enough. 402 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,804 -That is enough! -[stereo clicks] 403 00:21:09,971 --> 00:21:11,606 [dramatic music] 404 00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:20,782 Hey. 405 00:21:21,616 --> 00:21:22,984 Thank you. 406 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,452 -You guys can-- -[bullet ricochets] 407 00:21:26,954 --> 00:21:28,990 No! No! 408 00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,092 You need to get out of here. 409 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:32,860 Get out! 410 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,595 You're not supposed to be here. 411 00:21:34,829 --> 00:21:36,030 [Frankie] Oh, really? 412 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,632 Show him, Boink. 413 00:21:38,065 --> 00:21:39,466 Yep. Shabadoo. 414 00:21:39,901 --> 00:21:40,768 [lever cranks] 415 00:21:40,935 --> 00:21:41,803 [photos whirr] 416 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,438 Well, you seemed pretty happy to party with us last night. 417 00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,108 Have a look. 418 00:21:48,609 --> 00:21:50,611 No, no, no, no, no, no. 419 00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,847 No. This can't be happening. 420 00:21:53,114 --> 00:21:53,981 [Frankie] Relax, buddy. 421 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:55,616 You called us, remember? 422 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:57,618 We're here to help you loosen up. 423 00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:58,953 Have a pancake. 424 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:00,254 -[Frankie grunts] -[Conor's face smacks] 425 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:02,957 Take 'er easy there, pilgrim. 426 00:22:03,157 --> 00:22:04,592 -[Boink chuckles] -[Conor] Listen, 427 00:22:04,759 --> 00:22:07,695 -you little freaks. -Freakos. [chuckles] 428 00:22:08,563 --> 00:22:10,898 You have until the Conor count of three 429 00:22:11,098 --> 00:22:13,301 to get your little butts out of here before I call 430 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,434 the authorities. 431 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:15,603 [Frankie belches] 432 00:22:17,104 --> 00:22:17,972 One. 433 00:22:18,706 --> 00:22:20,473 -[stereo clicks] -[rock music] 434 00:22:20,608 --> 00:22:21,474 Two. 435 00:22:21,609 --> 00:22:22,475 [gun fires] 436 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:23,945 Oh, God! 437 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,345 Yee-haw. [chuckles] 438 00:22:25,713 --> 00:22:27,715 [mechanical arm whirs] 439 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:29,517 Shabadoo. 440 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:30,885 [Frankie chuckles] 441 00:22:33,321 --> 00:22:35,223 Time to get freako! 442 00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:36,891 [chuckles] 443 00:22:37,124 --> 00:22:38,893 [dramatic music] 444 00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:41,562 [Conor grunts] 445 00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:42,630 [body thuds] 446 00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:45,566 -[grunts] -[fists thud] 447 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,467 [dramatic music continues] 448 00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:56,844 [gulps] 449 00:22:57,678 --> 00:22:58,913 Give me that phone. 450 00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:00,648 -[head thuds] -[Conor] Ow! 451 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,382 What the heck! 452 00:23:02,516 --> 00:23:04,552 Bombs away! [chuckles] 453 00:23:08,923 --> 00:23:09,790 Oh no. 454 00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:16,931 [panting] 455 00:23:18,299 --> 00:23:19,133 [Frankie] Fire! 456 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:20,400 [slingshot thwips] 457 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:21,269 -[groin thuds] -[Conor grunts] 458 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:22,336 [Frankie laughs] 459 00:23:22,837 --> 00:23:23,704 [slingshot thwips] 460 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:25,405 -[body thuds] -Bullseye! 461 00:23:25,573 --> 00:23:26,439 [chuckles] 462 00:23:27,775 --> 00:23:29,577 [suspenseful music] 463 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:39,954 [sculpture shatters] 464 00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:42,290 -[mechanical arm whirs] -[chuckles] 465 00:23:43,824 --> 00:23:44,692 Ah! 466 00:23:48,195 --> 00:23:49,597 [sculpture shatters] 467 00:23:50,231 --> 00:23:52,166 [Frankie chuckles] 468 00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:54,467 [Conor sobs] 469 00:23:57,204 --> 00:23:58,072 [lips smack] 470 00:23:58,205 --> 00:23:59,073 Ha! Mm-hm. 471 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:02,576 [suspenseful music] 472 00:24:05,413 --> 00:24:07,181 That was a priceless work of art! 473 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,616 You monster! 474 00:24:08,749 --> 00:24:10,985 Uh-oh. Shabadoo! [screams] 475 00:24:12,887 --> 00:24:14,422 [face thuds] 476 00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:16,757 [face thuds] 477 00:24:17,058 --> 00:24:18,426 It's a masterpiece! 478 00:24:18,626 --> 00:24:19,459 [face thuds] 479 00:24:19,994 --> 00:24:20,895 [face thuds] 480 00:24:23,564 --> 00:24:25,498 [Boink choking] 481 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,735 Apologize. 482 00:24:27,935 --> 00:24:28,803 [face thuds] 483 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:30,338 [face thuds] 484 00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:32,907 Apologize to Kristina. Now! 485 00:24:33,541 --> 00:24:34,375 [face thuds] 486 00:24:34,909 --> 00:24:35,977 [Boink choking] 487 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:37,311 Shaba. 488 00:24:37,812 --> 00:24:38,746 Don't. 489 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,349 Boink! 490 00:24:41,582 --> 00:24:42,450 [body thuds] 491 00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,819 Oh, no. Boink! 492 00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,188 [dramatic music] 493 00:24:48,923 --> 00:24:49,790 [body thuds] 494 00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:56,530 [Frankie] No, no, no, no, no. 495 00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:59,033 Boink! He's not breathing. 496 00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,936 There's no pulse. 497 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,038 Boink. Come back. 498 00:25:04,171 --> 00:25:06,207 [Frankie] No, no, no, no. 499 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,476 No, no, no! 500 00:25:10,978 --> 00:25:13,014 [crying] 501 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:16,017 Boink! 502 00:25:16,984 --> 00:25:19,020 I love you. 503 00:25:25,459 --> 00:25:27,495 I'm sorry, I... 504 00:25:27,928 --> 00:25:29,497 I didn't realize! 505 00:25:36,170 --> 00:25:38,205 I didn't mean to kill him! 506 00:25:42,777 --> 00:25:44,245 You, 507 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,013 monster! 508 00:25:46,515 --> 00:25:47,381 [sobbing] 509 00:25:52,787 --> 00:25:53,654 [whines] 510 00:25:54,822 --> 00:25:55,689 [groans] 511 00:25:57,258 --> 00:25:58,125 [cries] 512 00:25:59,660 --> 00:26:00,529 [Boink farts] 513 00:26:04,832 --> 00:26:05,699 [eerie music] 514 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,968 [Boink chuckles] 515 00:26:08,335 --> 00:26:09,203 I got you. 516 00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:10,304 Shabadoo. 517 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:12,440 Oh, come on! 518 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:14,408 -[Conor grunts] -[body thuds] 519 00:26:14,543 --> 00:26:15,743 [Boink laughs] 520 00:26:16,811 --> 00:26:17,678 [Frankie chuckles] 521 00:26:18,212 --> 00:26:19,780 [dramatic music] 522 00:26:22,551 --> 00:26:23,851 [sculpture shatters] 523 00:26:24,018 --> 00:26:24,885 [Conor screams] 524 00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,557 [sculpture shatters] 525 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:30,124 Oh, my God. 526 00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:31,859 [chuckles] 527 00:26:34,028 --> 00:26:35,062 That's it! 528 00:26:35,396 --> 00:26:38,065 [dramatic music continues] 529 00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:40,868 [Conor] Whoa! 530 00:26:54,915 --> 00:26:56,951 This ends now. 531 00:26:58,285 --> 00:27:01,055 [rock music] 532 00:27:05,426 --> 00:27:06,694 -Hey! -[stereo cuts out] 533 00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,164 For the last time. 534 00:27:11,232 --> 00:27:12,133 You have 535 00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:14,301 until the Conor count of three 536 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:17,071 to vacate the premises! 537 00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:18,105 [head thuds] 538 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:19,673 Oh yeah? 539 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:23,144 One. 540 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,079 Hit it, dude. 541 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,016 -[stereo clicks] -[rock music] 542 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:31,520 Two! 543 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,560 -Three. -[dramatic music] 544 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:39,960 [Frankie gasps] 545 00:27:42,763 --> 00:27:45,099 -Uh-oh. -Bad move, Bucko. 546 00:27:47,234 --> 00:27:50,004 [Frankie groaning] 547 00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:52,706 [Frankie screaming] 548 00:28:00,781 --> 00:28:02,517 [Conor screaming] 549 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:04,653 [body thuds] 550 00:28:08,289 --> 00:28:10,758 [birds chirping] 551 00:28:16,397 --> 00:28:17,298 [groans] 552 00:28:26,541 --> 00:28:27,408 [groans] 553 00:28:29,343 --> 00:28:30,211 [groans] 554 00:28:31,513 --> 00:28:32,379 Ah! 555 00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:34,616 [groans] 556 00:28:44,225 --> 00:28:45,759 Where are you? 557 00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:49,263 Come out here, you little freaks. 558 00:28:50,197 --> 00:28:52,199 [phone rings] 559 00:28:54,669 --> 00:28:56,638 [phone rings] 560 00:29:02,711 --> 00:29:03,944 Yeah? 561 00:29:04,546 --> 00:29:06,581 Hi, Conor, this is Mr. Buechler. 562 00:29:07,014 --> 00:29:09,049 I'm at the office right now. 563 00:29:09,183 --> 00:29:10,818 Wondering where you are. 564 00:29:12,219 --> 00:29:14,589 I'm so sorry, Mr. Buechler. I, uh. 565 00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:17,258 [sighs] 566 00:29:17,424 --> 00:29:18,826 I can't come into the office today. 567 00:29:19,493 --> 00:29:21,262 There's been, uh. 568 00:29:22,530 --> 00:29:25,533 Issues, here. And, uh. 569 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,736 [Conor] I have to deal with them right away. 570 00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:29,638 Really? 571 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,438 Everything okay? 572 00:29:35,710 --> 00:29:37,411 I don't know. Honestly. 573 00:29:37,945 --> 00:29:39,980 I'm sorry to hear that. 574 00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,483 I was really counting on you to come in and help me today. 575 00:29:42,816 --> 00:29:43,984 I know. 576 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:45,252 [Mr. Buechler] You know what I'll do? 577 00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,054 I'll call Sandy. 578 00:29:47,187 --> 00:29:48,489 [Mr. Buechler] She's always been there for me. 579 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,660 You know, Sandy would make a great manager, 580 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:54,228 come to think of it. Hm. 581 00:29:56,063 --> 00:29:57,264 I'll be there in eight minutes. 582 00:29:57,766 --> 00:29:59,099 Cool. 583 00:30:00,067 --> 00:30:00,934 -[phone clicks] -[phone beeps] 584 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:03,103 [dramatic music] 585 00:30:12,647 --> 00:30:13,515 [grunts] 586 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:17,985 [tires screech] 587 00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:22,289 [door clicks] 588 00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:24,124 [door clicks] 589 00:30:28,295 --> 00:30:30,732 [ominous music] 590 00:30:32,634 --> 00:30:33,500 Over there. 591 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,135 What? 592 00:30:35,269 --> 00:30:36,738 [Mr. Buechler] It's all there, ready to go. 593 00:30:39,873 --> 00:30:41,909 Okay, here we go. 594 00:30:43,277 --> 00:30:45,279 [Mr. Buechler] Yes, that's it. 595 00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:46,815 That's it. 596 00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:51,018 [phone rings] 597 00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:54,888 [phone rings] 598 00:30:55,189 --> 00:30:59,326 [Mr. Buechler] Focus, Conor. Put the files into the shredder. 599 00:31:00,994 --> 00:31:03,030 Almost there. 600 00:31:05,032 --> 00:31:06,166 Yes. 601 00:31:07,434 --> 00:31:09,671 [phone rings] 602 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,308 -[phone rings] -What? 603 00:31:15,510 --> 00:31:16,578 -[Frankie mumbles on phone] -Who is it? 604 00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:24,853 I know it's you. 605 00:31:25,687 --> 00:31:27,388 I know it's you, you little freaks. 606 00:31:28,889 --> 00:31:30,190 I'm gonna get you. 607 00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:34,596 I'm going to make you pay for what you did. 608 00:31:35,864 --> 00:31:37,931 [Frankie chuckles] 609 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:41,135 -[many phones ringing] -[dramatic music] 610 00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:46,206 What do you want? 611 00:31:46,674 --> 00:31:47,776 Why are you doing this? 612 00:31:49,042 --> 00:31:50,144 Why? 613 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:54,281 Why? Why? Why? 614 00:31:54,481 --> 00:31:56,116 Why? [grunts] 615 00:31:57,418 --> 00:31:58,553 [box thuds] 616 00:32:02,824 --> 00:32:03,924 [sobbing] 617 00:32:12,232 --> 00:32:13,333 [gentle music] 618 00:32:14,769 --> 00:32:15,904 [whispers] Hey. 619 00:32:16,738 --> 00:32:18,005 It's okay. 620 00:32:21,041 --> 00:32:23,076 Is this hell? 621 00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:25,647 You mean the bad place? 622 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,415 Like, the worst place in the world? 623 00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:29,918 Yeah. 624 00:32:30,718 --> 00:32:31,820 [sighs] 625 00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:35,289 I don't know. 626 00:32:36,957 --> 00:32:37,991 Let me make a few calls. 627 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:40,595 [sobbing] 628 00:32:40,862 --> 00:32:43,197 [printer screeches] 629 00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:55,777 -[dramatic music] -[Conor groaning] 630 00:32:56,443 --> 00:32:58,513 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 631 00:32:58,880 --> 00:32:59,980 Hey, it's okay. 632 00:33:02,884 --> 00:33:03,885 -[door clicks] -It turned into a demon 633 00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:05,753 and blasted me head first into the TV. 634 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,889 When I woke up, the freakos were gone, 635 00:33:08,055 --> 00:33:09,591 and that's when you called me. 636 00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:12,694 Mr. Buechler, you did not need to come down here. 637 00:33:13,962 --> 00:33:15,663 No, I insist. 638 00:33:15,797 --> 00:33:18,499 If one of my employees has a problem, it's 639 00:33:18,633 --> 00:33:21,068 my job to help them fix it, no matter how personal. 640 00:33:21,936 --> 00:33:24,772 Just so I'm clear, there's three of these freakos? 641 00:33:25,372 --> 00:33:27,140 A little rock and roll party guy, 642 00:33:27,675 --> 00:33:30,512 a dork who does machines and a cute little cowboy lady. 643 00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:31,913 -Is that right? -Ugh. 644 00:33:32,045 --> 00:33:33,681 -She wasn't very cute. -[Mr. Buechler] Hm. 645 00:33:34,949 --> 00:33:36,851 Sounds like a little cutie to me. 646 00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:40,087 [curious music] 647 00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:42,857 [door clicks] 648 00:33:44,592 --> 00:33:45,727 Wow. 649 00:33:51,131 --> 00:33:52,867 You really did a number on this place, Conor. 650 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,368 Me? 651 00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:57,505 Well, no offense. 652 00:33:57,639 --> 00:34:00,407 I'm not seeing any evidence of freakos anywhere. 653 00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:02,409 You don't believe me? 654 00:34:02,544 --> 00:34:04,579 How did my house get so destroyed then? 655 00:34:05,947 --> 00:34:07,582 How did I get shot in the neck? 656 00:34:09,017 --> 00:34:11,218 Is it possible you shot yourself in the neck? 657 00:34:11,619 --> 00:34:12,720 That is insane. 658 00:34:12,854 --> 00:34:15,222 I did not do all of this myself. 659 00:34:15,623 --> 00:34:16,758 Hey. 660 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:22,664 It's only insane if you refuse to believe it. 661 00:34:23,130 --> 00:34:24,264 Ow. 662 00:34:26,034 --> 00:34:28,435 Ow! Ow, Mr. Buechler! 663 00:34:29,369 --> 00:34:30,505 Stop it. 664 00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:32,507 I will prove it to you. 665 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,408 Those sneaks are around here somewhere. 666 00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,777 I know it! 667 00:34:36,176 --> 00:34:38,046 [suspenseful music] 668 00:34:38,178 --> 00:34:39,714 [sighs] 669 00:34:42,115 --> 00:34:44,117 [Mr. Buechler] We should really head back to the office. 670 00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:46,386 Those documents aren't going to shred themselves. 671 00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:49,557 -Oof! -There he is! 672 00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:50,858 -[suspenseful music] -[Frankie chuckles] 673 00:34:51,859 --> 00:34:53,895 There! After him! 674 00:34:57,765 --> 00:34:58,733 [Boink whines] 675 00:35:03,771 --> 00:35:05,773 I'm going to find these creeps and kick their little heads off. 676 00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:07,307 I heckin' swear. 677 00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:11,512 This better not be some kind of trick 678 00:35:11,646 --> 00:35:13,648 to get out of shredding those documents. 679 00:35:14,048 --> 00:35:16,050 I heckin' swear as well. 680 00:35:16,618 --> 00:35:17,785 [Frankie cackles] 681 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,258 [Frankie panting] 682 00:35:39,674 --> 00:35:40,942 You know, there's an internal review of 683 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,944 fourth quarter financials Monday morning, 684 00:35:43,077 --> 00:35:45,145 and I would love for that box of records 685 00:35:45,278 --> 00:35:46,681 to disappear before then. 686 00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,450 Oh, jeez. 687 00:35:50,818 --> 00:35:52,486 [door creaks] 688 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,722 [Conor] The guns. 689 00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:00,028 They took all the guns. 690 00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:03,263 [upbeat music] 691 00:36:04,297 --> 00:36:06,100 -[Dottie chuckles] -[Mr. Buechler] Oh. 692 00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:08,936 Hello, Miss. 693 00:36:09,469 --> 00:36:11,506 [Dottie] Hey there, Cowboy. 694 00:36:15,710 --> 00:36:18,311 [Dottie] How about you come give me a smooch? 695 00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:25,687 [Dottie] Mm. [chuckles] 696 00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:30,958 [Dottie chuckles] 697 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:34,595 [upbeat music continues] 698 00:36:41,636 --> 00:36:42,537 Mr. Buechler, look out! 699 00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:44,404 -[leg squelches] -[Mr. Buechler screams] 700 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:46,541 -[eerie music] -[Mr. Buechler groans] 701 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,341 Oh, my God! 702 00:36:48,543 --> 00:36:49,677 [Dottie chuckles] 703 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:52,345 Oh! Oh! 704 00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,347 Watch your step, sucker! 705 00:36:54,649 --> 00:36:56,617 [groans] Help me! 706 00:36:57,118 --> 00:37:00,021 -[wire tightens] -[dramatic music] 707 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:11,264 [Mr. Buechler sobbing] 708 00:37:11,498 --> 00:37:12,600 [Frankie giggling] 709 00:37:23,678 --> 00:37:24,779 [foot squelches] 710 00:37:27,215 --> 00:37:29,249 [Conor screams] 711 00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:45,233 [Mr. Buechler groaning] 712 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,570 [Mr. Buechler groaning] 713 00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:54,609 -[gun fires] -[bullet ricochets] 714 00:37:59,379 --> 00:38:01,215 [Mr. Buechler groaning] 715 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:05,920 [dramatic music] 716 00:38:09,757 --> 00:38:10,925 [Frankie] Oh, boy. 717 00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:13,293 I guess you'll be sticking around for a while. 718 00:38:13,528 --> 00:38:14,394 [Frankie chuckles] 719 00:38:47,295 --> 00:38:49,496 Oh, bit of a sticky situation, eh? 720 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:51,732 [Frankie chuckles] 721 00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,467 Laugh at this, freako. 722 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:56,369 -[gun fires] -[mirror shatters] 723 00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:01,441 [guns firing] 724 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:03,678 [gun firing] 725 00:39:12,587 --> 00:39:14,055 Oh, Mr. Buechler. 726 00:39:15,056 --> 00:39:16,090 Are you okay? 727 00:39:17,892 --> 00:39:18,926 No. 728 00:39:19,492 --> 00:39:20,828 I got to get you some help. 729 00:39:20,962 --> 00:39:22,163 [Mr. Buechler] Yeah. 730 00:39:23,064 --> 00:39:24,497 You're right, Conor. 731 00:39:25,266 --> 00:39:26,499 I think this is the bad place 732 00:39:26,634 --> 00:39:28,202 you were talking about before. 733 00:39:28,970 --> 00:39:31,005 -Hell? -Yes. 734 00:39:31,973 --> 00:39:34,008 [gentle music] 735 00:39:34,842 --> 00:39:36,344 You're bleeding. You need a doctor. 736 00:39:36,476 --> 00:39:37,511 Whatever. 737 00:39:38,346 --> 00:39:39,914 It's fine. 738 00:39:40,648 --> 00:39:41,916 I'll be fine. 739 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:43,416 No, you won't. 740 00:39:43,551 --> 00:39:44,752 That's insane. 741 00:39:45,286 --> 00:39:48,055 Only if you refuse to believe it, my good man. 742 00:39:49,757 --> 00:39:50,925 Now, go. 743 00:39:51,491 --> 00:39:52,693 Get those freakos. 744 00:39:54,629 --> 00:39:56,197 Knock them out of the park. 745 00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,367 I'm coming back for you. 746 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:02,770 I am going to shred those little jerks. 747 00:40:03,504 --> 00:40:05,539 And when I'm done, 748 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:07,208 we can go to the office 749 00:40:07,341 --> 00:40:09,343 and we can shred those documents. 750 00:40:12,046 --> 00:40:13,614 I'd like that. 751 00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,517 So would I. 752 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:19,153 [Conor] Boop. 753 00:40:23,591 --> 00:40:24,625 [Mr. Buechler sighs] 754 00:40:27,028 --> 00:40:28,996 I always knew this would happen. 755 00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:34,335 [eerie music] 756 00:41:10,071 --> 00:41:12,106 [phone ringing] 757 00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:14,608 [phone beeps] 758 00:41:15,276 --> 00:41:16,277 [Kristina] Hello? 759 00:41:16,544 --> 00:41:17,945 Oh, Kristina. 760 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:20,314 Oh, thank God it's you. 761 00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:21,481 [Kristina] Who else would it be? 762 00:41:21,615 --> 00:41:23,150 Dan Aykroyd? 763 00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:24,986 What? 764 00:41:25,119 --> 00:41:26,954 No, I don't know. I guess not. 765 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:28,389 [Kristina] Is everything all right? 766 00:41:28,823 --> 00:41:30,224 You sound stressed. 767 00:41:30,658 --> 00:41:32,126 [Conor] Everything's fine. 768 00:41:33,027 --> 00:41:34,028 [sculpture pieces clatter] 769 00:41:34,462 --> 00:41:35,463 [Kristina] What was that? 770 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:38,632 It sounded like a sculpture falling apart in your hands. 771 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,500 [Conor] It wasn't. 772 00:41:41,268 --> 00:41:42,770 Look, I'll talk to you later, okay? Bye. 773 00:41:43,270 --> 00:41:44,305 [phone thuds] 774 00:41:44,638 --> 00:41:47,408 [suspenseful music] 775 00:41:49,744 --> 00:41:52,980 [Frankie, Dottie and Boink snoring] 776 00:42:09,630 --> 00:42:10,664 [Conor] Time to die. 777 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,000 Little freakos. 778 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,811 [Conor] Agh! Come on. 779 00:42:33,087 --> 00:42:35,122 On the Conor count of three. 780 00:42:36,891 --> 00:42:37,925 One. 781 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:44,598 Two. 782 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:52,840 -[machine whirs] -[dramatic music] 783 00:42:54,675 --> 00:42:55,709 [gun thuds] 784 00:43:00,114 --> 00:43:02,883 Rise and shine! [chuckles] 785 00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:06,320 Now that we have your attention, 786 00:43:06,454 --> 00:43:08,255 it's time for a little show and tell. 787 00:43:11,225 --> 00:43:13,861 [Conor choking] 788 00:43:15,162 --> 00:43:17,031 [gentle music] 789 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:20,901 [television narrator] They're smart, 790 00:43:21,035 --> 00:43:23,170 they're mischievous, and they love to party. 791 00:43:23,904 --> 00:43:25,239 For centuries, these fun 792 00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:27,576 loving critters known as Freakos have lived in peace 793 00:43:27,708 --> 00:43:30,044 and harmony on their home planet of Freak World. 794 00:43:31,178 --> 00:43:32,913 Sadly, this time of tranquility 795 00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:35,883 came to an end over 12 freak years ago 796 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:39,353 when a ruthless Freako named Munch appointed himself 797 00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,288 Freak Lord of the entire planet, 798 00:43:41,422 --> 00:43:43,724 overthrowing his fellow Freakos with a vast 799 00:43:43,858 --> 00:43:46,093 army of mechanical Freako Killers. 800 00:43:48,028 --> 00:43:49,897 Once he seized control, Freak Lord 801 00:43:50,030 --> 00:43:53,334 President Munch set to work, enslaving his fellow Freakos. 802 00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:56,470 He forced them to toil day and night, operating a vast 803 00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:59,840 network of phone hotlines and in turn, increasing 804 00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:03,377 the profits of Munch Industries by 10,000 percent. 805 00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:04,812 Huh. 806 00:44:06,447 --> 00:44:08,082 [television narrator] But there were three Freakos in 807 00:44:08,215 --> 00:44:10,718 particular who fought against the power of Munch. 808 00:44:11,218 --> 00:44:13,487 Each possessing a special set of skills. 809 00:44:13,622 --> 00:44:15,823 - Frankie Freako... -Oh, that's me! 810 00:44:15,956 --> 00:44:18,025 Dottie Dunko and Boink Bardo 811 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:19,628 combined their efforts and invented 812 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,463 a way to teleport between Freak World and our world 813 00:44:22,763 --> 00:44:24,533 using the phone lines as a conduit. 814 00:44:27,234 --> 00:44:29,970 And this is how Frankie Freako's Fun Time Phone 815 00:44:30,104 --> 00:44:31,105 was born. 816 00:44:31,606 --> 00:44:34,208 Through this hotline, our three heroes were able to escape 817 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:35,476 the tyranny of Munch. 818 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:37,478 To live peacefully on earth and party 819 00:44:37,612 --> 00:44:39,648 like Freakos should once again. 820 00:44:44,451 --> 00:44:47,188 We've been through a lot, so we really appreciate it 821 00:44:47,321 --> 00:44:49,356 if you didn't rain on our parade. 822 00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:52,527 We're going to party hard and then we'll be on our way. 823 00:44:53,127 --> 00:44:55,129 It'll be like we were never here. 824 00:44:55,796 --> 00:44:57,831 What do you say, Padre? 825 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:03,572 Hey, buddy, 826 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:05,339 wake up! 827 00:45:06,273 --> 00:45:08,909 [suspenseful music] 828 00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,748 [defibrillator] Shocks advised. 829 00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:16,518 -[defibrillator thumps] -[Conor heaves] 830 00:45:16,717 --> 00:45:18,886 God! Oh, my God! 831 00:45:19,688 --> 00:45:21,255 Oh, what the heck? 832 00:45:28,996 --> 00:45:30,464 Anyways, we got one 833 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:32,701 night of partying left before we head out. 834 00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:34,768 Are you going to keep making trouble, 835 00:45:34,902 --> 00:45:37,404 or do you want to get freaky with us? 836 00:45:43,744 --> 00:45:45,746 Okay. 837 00:45:45,879 --> 00:45:47,915 You win. 838 00:45:50,184 --> 00:45:51,185 -Let's get freaky. -[defibrillator charges] 839 00:45:51,385 --> 00:45:52,419 [defibrillator thumps] 840 00:45:52,953 --> 00:45:55,422 [upbeat party music] 841 00:45:56,591 --> 00:45:58,192 You got any aces? 842 00:46:00,695 --> 00:46:02,029 Go fish. 843 00:46:02,162 --> 00:46:03,732 If you say so! 844 00:46:04,532 --> 00:46:06,100 -[fish thuds] -[Conor spits] 845 00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:08,435 That's what I call a fish out of water! 846 00:46:08,570 --> 00:46:09,571 Eh, Boink? 847 00:46:09,704 --> 00:46:13,774 [all laughing] 848 00:46:15,109 --> 00:46:17,746 [upbeat party music continues] 849 00:46:20,649 --> 00:46:22,283 -[cans clank] -[both cheering] 850 00:46:22,416 --> 00:46:23,817 Yeah, all right! 851 00:46:28,956 --> 00:46:31,760 [paper crunching] 852 00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:34,161 Hey, great job, guys. 853 00:46:35,262 --> 00:46:37,498 Teamwork. That's what I like to see. 854 00:46:38,132 --> 00:46:40,467 [upbeat party music continues] 855 00:46:41,235 --> 00:46:42,836 [phone ringing] 856 00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:46,775 Oh yeah, Honey, I'm having a great time. 857 00:46:47,141 --> 00:46:48,576 Is that music I hear? 858 00:46:48,777 --> 00:46:50,044 [Conor] Uh, yeah. 859 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:53,047 Um, we're having, I'm having a little bit of a dance party. 860 00:46:53,615 --> 00:46:54,783 [Boink] Hey, hey! Shabadoo! 861 00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:56,116 Would you keep it down? 862 00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:57,585 I'm on the phone! 863 00:47:01,021 --> 00:47:02,356 How are things over there? 864 00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:05,492 Great, we've moved up the installation date for my show, 865 00:47:05,627 --> 00:47:07,696 so I'll be shipping my sculptures next week. 866 00:47:08,697 --> 00:47:10,732 [Kristina inaudible] 867 00:47:12,966 --> 00:47:15,502 Uh. 868 00:47:15,804 --> 00:47:17,037 Yeah. 869 00:47:17,572 --> 00:47:19,607 Yeah, of course. I, uh. 870 00:47:20,174 --> 00:47:21,842 Oh, man. What time is it? 871 00:47:22,142 --> 00:47:23,678 I have got so much that I've got to do. 872 00:47:23,812 --> 00:47:25,513 I will, uh, I'll talk to you later. Okay? 873 00:47:25,647 --> 00:47:26,847 I love you. Bye. 874 00:47:35,122 --> 00:47:37,458 I can fix this. Yep. 875 00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:42,664 -[sculpture pieces clatter] -[Conor groans] 876 00:47:43,497 --> 00:47:44,398 I can't believe it. 877 00:47:44,532 --> 00:47:45,767 I ruined everything! 878 00:47:47,067 --> 00:47:49,103 What's wrong, my man? 879 00:47:49,870 --> 00:47:51,506 Kristina's sculptures. 880 00:47:52,139 --> 00:47:53,775 -[sculpture piece thuds] -They're ruined! 881 00:47:54,274 --> 00:47:55,943 Her big art show is next week. 882 00:47:56,176 --> 00:47:58,145 She trusted me to take care of the house. 883 00:47:58,278 --> 00:47:59,413 It was the one thing 884 00:47:59,547 --> 00:48:01,549 she needed me to do, and I bunged it up. 885 00:48:02,049 --> 00:48:04,084 Oh, boy. That's a real pickle. 886 00:48:06,153 --> 00:48:07,555 You said it, Frankie. 887 00:48:07,689 --> 00:48:09,189 [Frankie] I tell you what. 888 00:48:09,323 --> 00:48:10,924 Let me and the pals have a look at them. 889 00:48:11,191 --> 00:48:12,527 We're good at breaking stuff, 890 00:48:12,660 --> 00:48:15,095 but we're pretty good at fixing things, too. 891 00:48:16,463 --> 00:48:18,332 -Really? -Hey, we've had a great time 892 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:19,634 getting freako with you. 893 00:48:19,768 --> 00:48:21,368 It's the least we could do. 894 00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:23,937 [Frankie whistles] Come on, guys. 895 00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,973 We got work to do. 896 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,877 I think things are going to work out after all. 897 00:48:29,076 --> 00:48:30,712 [chuckles] 898 00:48:30,944 --> 00:48:32,980 -[curious music] -[Dottie] Here we go. 899 00:48:34,047 --> 00:48:37,284 [sculpture clattering] 900 00:48:39,186 --> 00:48:40,387 Using a hammer. 901 00:48:40,522 --> 00:48:42,524 I never even thought of that. 902 00:48:46,059 --> 00:48:48,530 [Conor] Ah, I think I need to wet my whistle. 903 00:48:50,063 --> 00:48:52,734 [curious music] 904 00:48:54,067 --> 00:48:55,269 What? 905 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,639 These are all we have? 906 00:49:01,308 --> 00:49:02,943 [fridge door thuds] 907 00:49:03,444 --> 00:49:04,646 Well. 908 00:49:04,978 --> 00:49:06,581 Worth a shot, I guess. 909 00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:08,817 [can cracks and farts] 910 00:49:13,855 --> 00:49:16,490 [phone whirs] 911 00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:21,663 Oh no. 912 00:49:22,262 --> 00:49:23,898 I wonder who that could be. 913 00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:26,266 -[phone whirs] -Well, I'm about to find out. 914 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:29,470 Uh-oh. Shabadoo. 915 00:49:30,738 --> 00:49:32,774 -[phone whirs] -Bad news, I reckon. 916 00:49:32,973 --> 00:49:35,008 Don't pick it up! 917 00:49:43,283 --> 00:49:45,319 [in slow motion] No! 918 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:50,959 [Munch] Frankie. I found you. 919 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:53,060 [phone sparks] 920 00:49:54,929 --> 00:49:58,298 [dramatic music] 921 00:49:59,032 --> 00:50:00,668 Get out of here! 922 00:50:01,970 --> 00:50:03,605 -[Conor screams] -[body thuds] 923 00:50:05,038 --> 00:50:07,474 [house hums] 924 00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:09,944 Shabadoo. 925 00:50:10,143 --> 00:50:11,846 There, there, cowboy. 926 00:50:12,312 --> 00:50:13,380 This is bad. 927 00:50:16,316 --> 00:50:17,952 [portal crackles] 928 00:50:19,353 --> 00:50:20,655 [Conor] Frankie! 929 00:50:20,788 --> 00:50:22,189 What is going on? 930 00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:23,423 [Frankie] They found us! 931 00:50:23,558 --> 00:50:26,059 I told you not to pick up the phone! 932 00:50:26,628 --> 00:50:29,196 [heavy footsteps thud] 933 00:50:29,664 --> 00:50:31,699 [Conor screams] 934 00:50:36,804 --> 00:50:37,839 What's in there? 935 00:50:37,972 --> 00:50:39,172 Freako Killers. 936 00:50:39,507 --> 00:50:41,375 President Munch's private army. 937 00:50:43,645 --> 00:50:45,245 [can crunches] 938 00:50:50,317 --> 00:50:51,920 [dramatic music] 939 00:50:57,825 --> 00:50:58,726 Fire. 940 00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,460 [lasers blast] 941 00:51:01,629 --> 00:51:03,531 Holy shoot! 942 00:51:03,665 --> 00:51:05,232 [lasers blast] 943 00:51:12,406 --> 00:51:13,407 [hands electrocute] 944 00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:15,409 [door thuds] 945 00:51:20,048 --> 00:51:21,683 [laser blasts] 946 00:51:24,018 --> 00:51:26,054 [Freako Killer] Stay where you are. 947 00:51:37,565 --> 00:51:39,067 [Freako Killer] You're coming with us. 948 00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,501 By order of President Munch. 949 00:51:43,905 --> 00:51:44,939 Bring him. 950 00:51:45,073 --> 00:51:47,942 President Munch needs a new concubine. 951 00:51:48,076 --> 00:51:49,409 What? What? 952 00:51:50,044 --> 00:51:51,111 What did he say? 953 00:51:51,244 --> 00:51:52,513 What did he say? Concubine? 954 00:51:54,247 --> 00:51:55,215 What that is? 955 00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:56,718 [body thuds] 956 00:51:57,184 --> 00:51:58,786 [dramatic music] 957 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,690 -[phone beeps] -[portal crackles] 958 00:52:03,290 --> 00:52:04,892 [phone beeps] 959 00:52:06,259 --> 00:52:07,895 [Conor screams] 960 00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:15,937 -[dramatic music] -[Conor screaming] 961 00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:49,103 Where are we? 962 00:52:51,539 --> 00:52:53,574 This is Freak World, buddy. 963 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,043 Or at least what's left of it. 964 00:52:55,175 --> 00:52:56,678 Now that Munch is in charge. 965 00:53:07,922 --> 00:53:11,025 [dramatic music continues] 966 00:53:21,401 --> 00:53:22,369 [henchman] Ha-ha. 967 00:53:26,140 --> 00:53:27,608 Ha-ha. 968 00:53:27,742 --> 00:53:29,242 [Conor] Hey. Give that back. 969 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:33,681 [romantic music] 970 00:53:35,016 --> 00:53:37,384 [dramatic music] 971 00:53:41,155 --> 00:53:43,191 Stop. Stop. 972 00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:45,560 Stop it, please! No! 973 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,795 -[head thuds] -[Conor] Ow! Why? 974 00:53:53,233 --> 00:53:54,334 [Frankie grunts] 975 00:53:54,836 --> 00:53:56,204 Take her away. 976 00:53:58,405 --> 00:53:59,741 Dottie, no! 977 00:54:00,041 --> 00:54:01,542 [Dottie] Unhand me, varmint! 978 00:54:02,309 --> 00:54:03,778 Damn you all! 979 00:54:04,145 --> 00:54:05,613 [Dottie] Let me go! 980 00:54:08,248 --> 00:54:10,283 [Conor screaming] 981 00:54:10,885 --> 00:54:13,554 [dramatic music] 982 00:54:14,555 --> 00:54:16,057 [door clunks] 983 00:54:46,788 --> 00:54:47,989 Kneel. 984 00:54:48,488 --> 00:54:49,957 Sure. 985 00:54:58,232 --> 00:54:59,267 Hi. 986 00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:09,309 What? 987 00:55:09,442 --> 00:55:11,279 -Mm-mm. -What do you want me to do? 988 00:55:11,546 --> 00:55:12,713 Say something! 989 00:55:12,847 --> 00:55:13,848 Ah, forget it. 990 00:55:14,982 --> 00:55:15,950 Useless. 991 00:55:16,784 --> 00:55:18,519 What button do I press, this one? 992 00:55:19,319 --> 00:55:22,256 [phone ringing] 993 00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:24,992 [curious music] 994 00:55:26,227 --> 00:55:27,962 [phone ringing] 995 00:55:31,398 --> 00:55:33,433 Frankie, my boy. 996 00:55:33,568 --> 00:55:34,735 Uh, I'm sorry? 997 00:55:34,869 --> 00:55:36,103 I'm not, uh-- 998 00:55:36,237 --> 00:55:37,171 Frankie. 999 00:55:37,305 --> 00:55:39,339 You really messed up this time. 1000 00:55:39,974 --> 00:55:41,142 [Conor] You got the wrong guy. 1001 00:55:41,275 --> 00:55:43,311 [Munch] No more games, Frankie. 1002 00:55:43,611 --> 00:55:44,679 No one runs from me. 1003 00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:46,981 You're mine. You hear me? Mine! 1004 00:55:47,347 --> 00:55:48,749 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1005 00:55:49,517 --> 00:55:50,383 [phone thuds] 1006 00:55:52,286 --> 00:55:53,154 [phone thuds] 1007 00:55:55,790 --> 00:55:57,457 [dramatic music] 1008 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,062 Who are you? You're not Frankie. 1009 00:56:01,195 --> 00:56:05,833 You're far too beautiful to be Frankie. 1010 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:07,068 He's a keeper! 1011 00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:08,703 -[butt smacks] -Ow! 1012 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,938 No! Not acceptable. 1013 00:56:11,172 --> 00:56:13,841 Frankie. There you are. 1014 00:56:14,175 --> 00:56:16,043 The one and only, hee-hee! 1015 00:56:16,177 --> 00:56:17,511 You thought you could run from me? 1016 00:56:17,879 --> 00:56:19,780 No one runs from President Munch. 1017 00:56:19,914 --> 00:56:21,549 I'm going to make you pay. 1018 00:56:22,316 --> 00:56:25,753 And all of Freak World is going to watch you suffer. 1019 00:56:26,153 --> 00:56:28,656 I'll never bow to you, Freak Lord! 1020 00:56:29,223 --> 00:56:31,926 Maybe you won't, but she will. 1021 00:56:32,193 --> 00:56:34,729 [Munch cackles] 1022 00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:37,531 No! 1023 00:56:38,299 --> 00:56:39,399 Dottie. 1024 00:56:39,634 --> 00:56:40,935 Shabba-no. 1025 00:56:41,102 --> 00:56:44,572 That's right. Your friend Dottie belongs to me now. 1026 00:56:44,939 --> 00:56:47,440 But I have something far worse planned for you. 1027 00:56:48,109 --> 00:56:49,277 Crunch. 1028 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:51,112 Bring in the Dial of Doom. 1029 00:56:54,081 --> 00:56:55,216 Dial of Doom? 1030 00:56:55,783 --> 00:56:56,918 Uh. 1031 00:56:57,752 --> 00:56:59,120 What's that? 1032 00:57:04,358 --> 00:57:06,694 [candy clatters] 1033 00:57:07,094 --> 00:57:09,864 Crunch, show them how the Dial of Doom works. 1034 00:57:10,264 --> 00:57:12,099 Uh, me, sir? 1035 00:57:12,366 --> 00:57:14,268 Yeah. Give us a demonstration. 1036 00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:16,304 Uh, but-- 1037 00:57:16,604 --> 00:57:18,306 -[candy clatters] -Hurry up! 1038 00:57:19,407 --> 00:57:20,975 [suspenseful music] 1039 00:57:21,542 --> 00:57:23,476 Uh, okay. 1040 00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:27,949 [dial whirs] 1041 00:57:29,116 --> 00:57:32,053 My good friend Crunch here built this nifty contraption. 1042 00:57:32,753 --> 00:57:33,988 It dishes out punishments 1043 00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:36,123 based on how much of a freak you are. 1044 00:57:36,857 --> 00:57:38,292 You spin the dial and the computer 1045 00:57:38,426 --> 00:57:40,628 scans your level of freakiness 1046 00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:43,164 and subdivides that into sectors 1047 00:57:43,597 --> 00:57:46,634 Sector subdivisions. Of course. 1048 00:57:46,867 --> 00:57:48,903 [Munch] And then it rates you on freakiness. 1049 00:57:49,136 --> 00:57:51,806 It's all quite spectacular, I'm told. 1050 00:57:52,406 --> 00:57:54,342 Green means you're okay. Red means 1051 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:56,911 you're a total freak show and then you're in trouble. 1052 00:58:00,448 --> 00:58:01,582 [dial buzzes] 1053 00:58:03,184 --> 00:58:04,618 Too bad for you, Crunch. 1054 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,120 That's pretty freaky. 1055 00:58:09,991 --> 00:58:12,793 -[bulbs electrocute] -[Crunch babbling] 1056 00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:32,947 [Crunch moans] 1057 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:34,882 That's what it does, huh? 1058 00:58:35,016 --> 00:58:36,484 Okay, that was pretty nuts. 1059 00:58:37,151 --> 00:58:39,186 Okay, well, thank you for that, Crunch. 1060 00:58:40,321 --> 00:58:41,622 Uh, take the rest of the day off. 1061 00:58:41,756 --> 00:58:42,823 See you Monday? 1062 00:58:43,591 --> 00:58:45,259 All right. 1063 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,798 Who's next? [chuckles] 1064 00:58:54,168 --> 00:58:54,902 [butt smacks] 1065 00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:58,205 -Hey! -Trust me. 1066 00:58:58,539 --> 00:58:59,807 The pretty one? 1067 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,343 Well, too bad. 1068 00:59:02,476 --> 00:59:04,645 Step right up and let's see what kind of punishment awaits 1069 00:59:04,779 --> 00:59:06,814 that sweet ass. 1070 00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:08,816 [Munch chuckles] 1071 00:59:09,784 --> 00:59:11,118 [dramatic music] 1072 00:59:11,719 --> 00:59:13,854 Give her a spin, hot stuff. 1073 00:59:14,789 --> 00:59:16,057 Here we go. 1074 00:59:23,964 --> 00:59:26,000 [Frankie grunting] 1075 00:59:27,201 --> 00:59:28,302 [whispers] Come on. 1076 00:59:33,908 --> 00:59:35,609 I'm so sorry, Kristina. 1077 00:59:36,844 --> 00:59:38,145 I failed you. 1078 00:59:38,379 --> 00:59:40,381 [somber music] 1079 00:59:42,450 --> 00:59:43,684 I love you. 1080 00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:45,619 Come on. Come on. 1081 00:59:45,753 --> 00:59:47,021 Hurry up. 1082 00:59:58,999 --> 01:00:00,501 [grunting] Come on. 1083 01:00:05,206 --> 01:00:06,340 Let me help you, buddy. 1084 01:00:08,075 --> 01:00:10,878 [dramatic music] 1085 01:00:12,581 --> 01:00:13,614 Hey. 1086 01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:15,584 [wires flare] 1087 01:00:16,717 --> 01:00:17,952 [Frankie] Nice one, Boink! 1088 01:00:18,452 --> 01:00:20,154 You think you can do it? 1089 01:00:21,455 --> 01:00:22,823 Shabadoo. 1090 01:00:25,493 --> 01:00:26,894 [dial whirs] 1091 01:00:35,069 --> 01:00:36,437 [Munch moans] 1092 01:00:39,106 --> 01:00:39,974 [wires flare] 1093 01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,543 [Freako Killer whirs] 1094 01:00:42,209 --> 01:00:43,177 [Frankie] Yes! 1095 01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:44,845 Here we go! 1096 01:00:51,218 --> 01:00:53,320 -[dial whirs] -[dial chimes] 1097 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:57,725 What? That tall glass 1098 01:00:57,858 --> 01:00:59,760 of coochie-coo doesn't have one ounce 1099 01:00:59,894 --> 01:01:00,961 of freak in him? 1100 01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:04,633 No, no, no, no! 1101 01:01:04,765 --> 01:01:06,568 How could you be so bland? 1102 01:01:07,368 --> 01:01:08,736 [dramatic music] 1103 01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:11,138 I guess I'm just... 1104 01:01:12,239 --> 01:01:13,807 Square. 1105 01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,544 [Conor laughs] 1106 01:01:16,777 --> 01:01:18,979 [lasers blast] 1107 01:01:21,482 --> 01:01:22,850 [Freako Killer explodes] 1108 01:01:23,717 --> 01:01:25,419 -No! -[lasers blast] 1109 01:01:29,558 --> 01:01:31,492 -[glass shatters] -[Frankie chuckles] 1110 01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:33,327 [body thuds] 1111 01:01:36,096 --> 01:01:37,431 [lasers blast] 1112 01:01:37,865 --> 01:01:39,033 Let's boogie! 1113 01:01:39,300 --> 01:01:40,234 [explosion] 1114 01:01:41,268 --> 01:01:42,970 Yeah. Let's do it! 1115 01:01:43,971 --> 01:01:45,072 No! 1116 01:01:45,339 --> 01:01:47,875 -[lasers blast] -[Freako Killer explodes] 1117 01:01:52,213 --> 01:01:53,582 [explosion] 1118 01:01:54,315 --> 01:01:56,518 [dramatic music] 1119 01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:00,387 Oh no! Dottie! 1120 01:02:00,721 --> 01:02:03,324 [Dottie] Must. Kill. Freakos. 1121 01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:06,595 Dottie, you're one of us. 1122 01:02:06,727 --> 01:02:07,995 Don't do this! 1123 01:02:08,395 --> 01:02:09,263 [gun fires] 1124 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:12,800 Remember who you are. 1125 01:02:13,602 --> 01:02:14,868 [faintly] Remember who you are. 1126 01:02:15,302 --> 01:02:16,638 You can do it. 1127 01:02:21,175 --> 01:02:24,078 -[Dottie whirs] -Shabadoo-it. 1128 01:02:28,882 --> 01:02:30,251 [Dottie whirs] 1129 01:02:31,785 --> 01:02:32,920 Come on, Dottie. 1130 01:02:35,322 --> 01:02:36,423 I believe in you. 1131 01:02:37,726 --> 01:02:39,093 -[Freako Killer] Halt! -[dramatic music] 1132 01:02:42,731 --> 01:02:44,098 [Dottie whirs] 1133 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:46,568 [Dottie] Get. Down. 1134 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,436 [guns fire] 1135 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:54,141 [uplifting music] 1136 01:02:55,376 --> 01:02:57,845 [Conor cheers] Yeah! Dottie! 1137 01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,547 [Dottie whirs] 1138 01:03:02,283 --> 01:03:03,951 [Dottie] Let's go, cowboys. 1139 01:03:04,985 --> 01:03:05,853 Hm-hm. 1140 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,822 Not this time, Frankie. 1141 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:13,494 Not this time! Agh! 1142 01:03:17,131 --> 01:03:19,166 -[dramatic music] -[Munch screaming] 1143 01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:40,287 What? What? 1144 01:03:40,421 --> 01:03:41,589 You don't know how to drive this thing? 1145 01:03:41,822 --> 01:03:43,157 Boink. You do machines. 1146 01:03:43,290 --> 01:03:44,425 How does this work? 1147 01:03:45,359 --> 01:03:46,827 Don't know. Shabadoo. 1148 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,195 -[Frankie] Uh-oh. -[Conor] Aw, great. 1149 01:03:48,329 --> 01:03:50,030 How are we supposed to get out of here now? 1150 01:03:50,230 --> 01:03:51,599 [dramatic music] 1151 01:03:52,966 --> 01:03:53,867 Oh no, here he comes! 1152 01:03:55,002 --> 01:03:56,638 [Crunch moans] 1153 01:04:03,444 --> 01:04:04,546 [lever thuds] 1154 01:04:05,879 --> 01:04:06,880 Thanks, Crunch. 1155 01:04:07,682 --> 01:04:08,650 [Conor] Hey, Crunch. 1156 01:04:08,882 --> 01:04:10,284 [Crunch moans] 1157 01:04:10,518 --> 01:04:11,619 Thanks. 1158 01:04:12,119 --> 01:04:13,153 Never doubted you for a second. 1159 01:04:13,287 --> 01:04:14,355 Love you, buddy. 1160 01:04:14,488 --> 01:04:15,856 [vehicle whirs] 1161 01:04:19,728 --> 01:04:22,196 [dramatic music] 1162 01:04:31,438 --> 01:04:32,540 Slow down, please. 1163 01:04:33,006 --> 01:04:34,375 -[groans] -[laser blasts] 1164 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:41,415 Can't this thing go any faster? 1165 01:04:41,549 --> 01:04:42,717 They're gaining on us. 1166 01:04:43,917 --> 01:04:45,653 [Dottie] Needs more juice, I reckon. 1167 01:04:46,286 --> 01:04:48,088 [lasers blast] 1168 01:04:54,061 --> 01:04:55,429 [Frankie slurps] 1169 01:04:56,063 --> 01:04:57,064 Give me that. 1170 01:04:57,866 --> 01:04:58,733 Hey! 1171 01:05:02,771 --> 01:05:04,138 [engine whirs] 1172 01:05:05,239 --> 01:05:06,608 -[Frankie] Whoa! -[lasers blast] 1173 01:05:06,940 --> 01:05:08,342 [tank fizzing] 1174 01:05:11,478 --> 01:05:14,248 [engine blasts] 1175 01:05:16,950 --> 01:05:18,085 Hold on! 1176 01:05:21,756 --> 01:05:22,690 [screams] 1177 01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,458 [explosion] 1178 01:05:24,692 --> 01:05:27,428 [uplifting music] 1179 01:05:28,328 --> 01:05:31,064 [Conor screaming and laughing] 1180 01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:36,170 [portal crackles] 1181 01:05:38,038 --> 01:05:39,106 [wall crunches] 1182 01:05:41,843 --> 01:05:42,911 [cabinet crashes] 1183 01:05:48,949 --> 01:05:50,017 [chandelier shatters] 1184 01:05:55,222 --> 01:05:56,290 [Frankie babbles] 1185 01:06:04,933 --> 01:06:05,999 [stereo thuds] 1186 01:06:07,301 --> 01:06:09,503 Frankie? You did it! 1187 01:06:09,970 --> 01:06:11,271 You got us home! 1188 01:06:11,405 --> 01:06:12,774 No, Conor. 1189 01:06:12,907 --> 01:06:15,209 We did it. Together. 1190 01:06:16,578 --> 01:06:17,645 Aw. 1191 01:06:19,079 --> 01:06:20,147 [Frankie groans] 1192 01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,219 Look, buddy. I know it's been pretty crazy 1193 01:06:25,352 --> 01:06:28,188 this past little while, but I got to tell you something. 1194 01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:30,525 What is it, Frankie? 1195 01:06:32,459 --> 01:06:34,027 You can tell me anything. 1196 01:06:36,363 --> 01:06:39,500 [ominous music] 1197 01:06:49,744 --> 01:06:53,380 We haven't been completely honest with you. 1198 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,316 The truth is... 1199 01:06:57,050 --> 01:06:59,319 [portal whirs] 1200 01:07:02,489 --> 01:07:03,558 [chainsaw cranks] 1201 01:07:04,759 --> 01:07:06,093 [Frankie] It's Munch! 1202 01:07:06,393 --> 01:07:08,997 He's gone full Freak Lord! 1203 01:07:09,998 --> 01:07:11,933 You can't escape me! 1204 01:07:12,065 --> 01:07:13,166 Shoot him, Dottie! Shoot him! 1205 01:07:13,467 --> 01:07:15,737 [guns fire] 1206 01:07:19,473 --> 01:07:21,375 I'm coming for you! 1207 01:07:21,509 --> 01:07:23,310 No, no, shabadoo! 1208 01:07:23,811 --> 01:07:25,847 -[Conor] Freak Lord! -[Munch] Huh? 1209 01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:28,883 [seductive music] 1210 01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:31,819 Come and get me, hot stuff. 1211 01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:33,888 Oh, yes. 1212 01:07:34,488 --> 01:07:36,524 Yes, the pretty one. 1213 01:07:37,224 --> 01:07:38,292 [dramatic music] 1214 01:07:38,425 --> 01:07:39,527 I'll be back for you. 1215 01:07:40,662 --> 01:07:43,363 First I'm going to have a little treat. 1216 01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:45,399 [chainsaw cranks] 1217 01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,704 I'll be waiting for you. 1218 01:07:50,337 --> 01:07:52,707 [Munch chuckles] 1219 01:07:54,408 --> 01:07:55,475 [chainsaw cranks] 1220 01:07:59,446 --> 01:08:01,481 [dramatic music] 1221 01:08:03,551 --> 01:08:05,853 [Munch] Where are you? My sweet. 1222 01:08:10,558 --> 01:08:12,961 -[chainsaw cranks] -[box thuds] 1223 01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,473 [chainsaw cranks] 1224 01:08:33,648 --> 01:08:36,884 [upbeat music] 1225 01:08:38,052 --> 01:08:39,119 [Munch] There you are. 1226 01:08:39,721 --> 01:08:41,421 My sweet treat. 1227 01:08:42,289 --> 01:08:43,725 [Conor] Come and get me. 1228 01:08:43,858 --> 01:08:45,425 I'm right here. 1229 01:08:48,228 --> 01:08:49,496 I don't know what this plan 1230 01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:51,633 is, but I hope it works. 1231 01:08:53,067 --> 01:08:55,069 -[dramatic music] -[chainsaw cranks] 1232 01:08:56,269 --> 01:08:57,170 Hey. 1233 01:09:02,744 --> 01:09:04,378 [chainsaw cranks] 1234 01:09:04,812 --> 01:09:05,913 [metal clanks] 1235 01:09:21,461 --> 01:09:22,362 [gun fires] 1236 01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:24,032 -[Munch screams] -[blood squelches] 1237 01:09:24,297 --> 01:09:25,365 [Conor laughs] 1238 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:26,701 I got you! 1239 01:09:27,602 --> 01:09:29,637 Now that, my man, 1240 01:09:29,804 --> 01:09:31,839 was pretty freaky! 1241 01:09:31,973 --> 01:09:33,808 You look so stupid right now! 1242 01:09:33,941 --> 01:09:34,976 You rube! 1243 01:09:35,109 --> 01:09:37,845 You cad! Ah, you should see your face! 1244 01:09:38,146 --> 01:09:39,714 You look so dumb! 1245 01:09:41,949 --> 01:09:44,284 -[dramatic music] -[Munch chuckles] 1246 01:09:48,388 --> 01:09:49,389 Did I say rube? 1247 01:09:51,191 --> 01:09:52,292 I meant Rube Goldberg. 1248 01:09:52,426 --> 01:09:54,394 [Munch chuckles] 1249 01:09:55,797 --> 01:09:59,133 Oh, oh. There's no escaping me, my sweet treat. 1250 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,502 We got to do something! 1251 01:10:04,505 --> 01:10:06,074 [Munch chuckles] 1252 01:10:06,974 --> 01:10:08,543 [chainsaw cranks] 1253 01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,715 What have we here? 1254 01:10:14,414 --> 01:10:16,017 [Munch chuckles] 1255 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,785 Hey. Shabadoo. 1256 01:10:18,285 --> 01:10:19,854 Huh? Shabadoo? 1257 01:10:25,593 --> 01:10:27,161 [metal clanks] 1258 01:10:29,897 --> 01:10:31,465 [dramatic music] 1259 01:10:31,866 --> 01:10:32,967 [Munch] No. 1260 01:10:33,366 --> 01:10:34,936 No. 1261 01:10:36,336 --> 01:10:37,905 [Frankie roars] 1262 01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:45,179 [Frankie roars] 1263 01:10:45,412 --> 01:10:47,014 [Munch screams] 1264 01:10:55,523 --> 01:10:57,091 [skull thuds] 1265 01:10:59,927 --> 01:11:01,129 Wow. 1266 01:11:01,929 --> 01:11:03,064 Home run. 1267 01:11:05,432 --> 01:11:06,634 [Conor chuckles] 1268 01:11:08,335 --> 01:11:09,469 [Frankie grunts] 1269 01:11:10,403 --> 01:11:11,973 [gentle music] 1270 01:11:29,924 --> 01:11:31,559 [Conor laughs] 1271 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:33,895 [sighs] 1272 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:37,098 Well, I'm just glad that's over with. 1273 01:11:37,397 --> 01:11:38,966 -[upbeat party music] -[Frankie chuckles] 1274 01:11:41,434 --> 01:11:42,469 Mm! 1275 01:11:43,104 --> 01:11:45,239 I can see why you guys like this stuff so much. 1276 01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,175 Yeah! 1277 01:11:47,307 --> 01:11:48,876 [phone ringing] 1278 01:11:50,845 --> 01:11:52,445 [phone ringing] 1279 01:11:53,815 --> 01:11:55,716 -Go ahead. -[phone ringing] 1280 01:11:59,419 --> 01:12:00,154 Hello? 1281 01:12:00,288 --> 01:12:01,354 [Kristina] Hey, baby. 1282 01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:03,524 Things wrapped up early, so I'm on my way home. 1283 01:12:04,391 --> 01:12:05,259 Oh. 1284 01:12:06,459 --> 01:12:07,327 Uh. 1285 01:12:08,763 --> 01:12:10,031 Great. 1286 01:12:10,164 --> 01:12:12,099 [Kristina] I'll see you in just under an hour. 1287 01:12:12,233 --> 01:12:13,466 Okay, I love you. Bye. 1288 01:12:14,302 --> 01:12:15,670 Okay. 1289 01:12:17,305 --> 01:12:18,840 So great. 1290 01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:20,875 [upbeat party music continues] 1291 01:12:21,576 --> 01:12:22,977 What is it, buddy? 1292 01:12:23,945 --> 01:12:25,345 She's coming. 1293 01:12:28,816 --> 01:12:31,319 We have got to fix this place up, stat. 1294 01:12:32,452 --> 01:12:33,855 Let's do it. 1295 01:12:34,288 --> 01:12:35,388 Yeah! 1296 01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:37,525 [Dottie] Yeah, cowboy. 1297 01:12:38,491 --> 01:12:39,527 Yeah. 1298 01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:40,493 [cans clank] 1299 01:12:41,095 --> 01:12:42,930 [rock music] 1300 01:12:43,297 --> 01:12:45,867 [vacuum whirs] 1301 01:12:54,275 --> 01:12:55,877 [bags thud] 1302 01:13:13,628 --> 01:13:14,494 [television screen shatters] 1303 01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:21,434 Shabadoo! 1304 01:13:22,036 --> 01:13:24,071 [Dottie grunts] 1305 01:13:24,772 --> 01:13:26,807 [rock music continues] 1306 01:13:33,748 --> 01:13:34,615 [frame thuds] 1307 01:13:37,585 --> 01:13:38,451 [glass shatters] 1308 01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:06,113 Good as new. 1309 01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:07,581 Muah. 1310 01:14:12,954 --> 01:14:13,821 [car door thuds] 1311 01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:19,660 [sighs] Perfect. 1312 01:14:20,728 --> 01:14:22,096 It's like nothing ever happened. 1313 01:14:23,397 --> 01:14:24,732 [eerie music] 1314 01:14:24,932 --> 01:14:26,100 Good job, guys. 1315 01:14:26,233 --> 01:14:27,435 Shabadoo. 1316 01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:30,470 -[Frankie sighs] -[door clicks] 1317 01:14:31,105 --> 01:14:31,973 Huh? 1318 01:14:34,408 --> 01:14:35,276 [door thuds] 1319 01:14:35,910 --> 01:14:37,345 Kristina can't know you're here. Hide! 1320 01:14:38,612 --> 01:14:39,981 Let's boogie. 1321 01:14:40,281 --> 01:14:41,682 [dramatic music] 1322 01:14:42,183 --> 01:14:43,483 Shabadoo! 1323 01:14:44,185 --> 01:14:45,686 [Frankie cackles] 1324 01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:52,626 You're back! 1325 01:14:52,994 --> 01:14:54,695 [curious music] 1326 01:14:54,996 --> 01:14:56,496 What happened here? 1327 01:14:57,798 --> 01:14:59,100 What do you mean? 1328 01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:02,837 Just usual bland and square things 1329 01:15:02,970 --> 01:15:05,006 I always get up to around here. 1330 01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:25,726 -[dramatic music] -[Dottie] Yee-haw. 1331 01:15:27,461 --> 01:15:28,696 Hey! Shabadoo! 1332 01:15:29,196 --> 01:15:31,165 -[Frankie screams] -[body thuds] 1333 01:15:33,067 --> 01:15:33,968 [Conor chuckles nervously] 1334 01:15:34,969 --> 01:15:35,836 [Frankie babbles] 1335 01:15:36,404 --> 01:15:37,271 Oh, hi. 1336 01:15:40,775 --> 01:15:41,642 Oh, them? 1337 01:15:42,676 --> 01:15:43,544 [Conor chuckles nervously] 1338 01:15:44,211 --> 01:15:45,079 Uh. 1339 01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:47,815 Well, 1340 01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,750 I guess you could say 1341 01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:51,886 things got a little freako. 1342 01:15:52,153 --> 01:15:53,554 [rock music] 1343 01:15:53,954 --> 01:15:55,122 [Boink chuckles] 1344 01:15:55,489 --> 01:15:57,391 [Frankie chuckles] 1345 01:16:09,103 --> 01:16:10,004 [body thuds] 1346 01:16:10,271 --> 01:16:11,672 [gentle music] 1347 01:16:11,839 --> 01:16:13,574 I'm sorry. 1348 01:16:14,742 --> 01:16:16,610 I failed you, Kristina. 1349 01:16:17,278 --> 01:16:18,412 I couldn't take care of the house 1350 01:16:18,547 --> 01:16:20,147 for one lousy weekend. 1351 01:16:20,648 --> 01:16:25,052 I tried so hard to do a good job, 1352 01:16:25,753 --> 01:16:27,021 but I called that dumb number, 1353 01:16:27,154 --> 01:16:29,123 and everything fell apart. 1354 01:16:29,356 --> 01:16:30,724 I'm such a failure. 1355 01:16:30,858 --> 01:16:32,493 Hey. Hey. 1356 01:16:33,427 --> 01:16:34,895 It's okay. 1357 01:16:35,029 --> 01:16:36,397 You're going to be okay. 1358 01:16:37,198 --> 01:16:38,766 It's fine. 1359 01:16:38,933 --> 01:16:41,402 It's all totally fine. 1360 01:16:41,836 --> 01:16:43,037 [Conor] What? 1361 01:16:43,938 --> 01:16:45,206 Really? 1362 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:48,742 I know Christmas is still a week away, but. 1363 01:16:51,712 --> 01:16:53,114 I got you a gift. 1364 01:16:58,752 --> 01:17:00,589 The gift of truth. 1365 01:17:01,222 --> 01:17:02,089 [Conor chuckles nervously] 1366 01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:03,924 I... 1367 01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:05,993 I don't understand. 1368 01:17:07,128 --> 01:17:08,696 We were roommates. 1369 01:17:09,230 --> 01:17:11,265 Dottie and I went to gun college together. 1370 01:17:11,398 --> 01:17:12,500 [Dottie] Bingo. 1371 01:17:12,633 --> 01:17:13,968 Gun college? 1372 01:17:14,502 --> 01:17:15,369 Yep. 1373 01:17:17,771 --> 01:17:20,174 She's the one who introduced me to Frank. 1374 01:17:21,308 --> 01:17:22,443 Frank? 1375 01:17:22,577 --> 01:17:24,111 Yeah. I was going through a bit 1376 01:17:24,245 --> 01:17:26,780 an aimless phase of my life, and he really helped 1377 01:17:26,914 --> 01:17:28,482 give me a sense of direction. 1378 01:17:29,316 --> 01:17:31,352 I guess I was hoping that 1379 01:17:31,485 --> 01:17:33,320 he could do the same for you. 1380 01:17:34,589 --> 01:17:35,689 For us. 1381 01:17:39,093 --> 01:17:40,394 [sighs] Besides, 1382 01:17:40,529 --> 01:17:42,564 this one owed me a favor. 1383 01:17:42,696 --> 01:17:44,533 Any time, my good buddy. 1384 01:17:44,999 --> 01:17:45,866 [Frankie] Ha-ha! 1385 01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:48,836 [upbeat music] 1386 01:17:49,236 --> 01:17:50,639 [Conor] But your sculptures. 1387 01:17:51,005 --> 01:17:52,473 Well, 1388 01:17:52,607 --> 01:17:54,643 That was a little side project for the freakos. 1389 01:17:55,276 --> 01:17:56,710 Honestly, my work 1390 01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:58,812 lately has been feeling really stagnant. 1391 01:17:59,013 --> 01:18:01,048 And I just need some inspiration. 1392 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,150 I knew these little dudes would deliver. 1393 01:18:06,187 --> 01:18:08,289 [Kristina] Those look awesome. 1394 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:11,325 Thanks, guys. 1395 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:14,495 [Dottie chuckles] 1396 01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:18,132 [upbeat music continues] 1397 01:18:26,641 --> 01:18:27,841 Thank you. 1398 01:18:28,108 --> 01:18:29,843 I'm not the one you should be thanking. 1399 01:18:32,379 --> 01:18:33,247 [Conor sighs] 1400 01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:36,016 I got a better idea. 1401 01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:37,184 Hey, guys. 1402 01:18:37,318 --> 01:18:38,419 -Huh? -I was thinking, 1403 01:18:38,819 --> 01:18:40,788 Why don't you spend Christmas with us? 1404 01:18:41,222 --> 01:18:42,856 It's the least I could do. 1405 01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:44,725 All right! 1406 01:18:45,159 --> 01:18:47,394 We'll get started on the decorations. 1407 01:18:47,995 --> 01:18:48,862 -[Dottie grunts] -[staple gun thuds] 1408 01:18:49,564 --> 01:18:50,431 [Boink chuckles] 1409 01:18:51,865 --> 01:18:53,901 Go nuts. But, uh. 1410 01:18:54,703 --> 01:18:56,036 Kristina and I 1411 01:18:56,170 --> 01:18:58,439 have a little business to deal with in the bedroom first. 1412 01:19:00,174 --> 01:19:02,176 I've been waiting for this moment for so long. 1413 01:19:02,776 --> 01:19:04,778 [upbeat music continues] 1414 01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:12,219 Tonight, 1415 01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:15,055 I'm going to hold both your hands. 1416 01:19:17,891 --> 01:19:19,728 I have a better idea. 1417 01:19:19,893 --> 01:19:21,362 Freako style. 1418 01:19:22,530 --> 01:19:24,031 [Conor groans nervously] 1419 01:19:24,865 --> 01:19:26,800 -[rock music] -[guns fire] 1420 01:19:28,369 --> 01:19:29,236 [camera shutters] 1421 01:19:45,754 --> 01:19:47,788 Merry Christmas. 1422 01:19:48,889 --> 01:19:54,128 ♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay ♪ 1423 01:19:54,562 --> 01:19:59,768 ♪ Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day ♪ 1424 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:02,336 ♪ To save us all from Satan's pow'r ♪ 1425 01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:03,971 [Frankie] Satan? Whoa! ♪ When we were gone astray ♪ 1426 01:20:05,272 --> 01:20:09,243 ♪ Oh tidings of comfort and joy comfort and joy ♪ 1427 01:20:09,443 --> 01:20:11,145 ♪ Comfort and joy ♪ 1428 01:20:11,278 --> 01:20:16,150 ♪ [Frankie] Oh tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 1429 01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:18,852 [Frankie cackles] 1430 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:22,122 -[rock music] -[Frankie] Whoa! 1431 01:20:25,025 --> 01:20:28,329 [Frankie] Oh, yeah! Yeah! 1432 01:20:34,968 --> 01:20:38,339 [Frankie] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 1433 01:20:39,507 --> 01:20:41,975 [Frankie] Comfort and joy! 1434 01:20:42,943 --> 01:20:44,978 [rock music continues] 1435 01:20:51,885 --> 01:20:55,189 [Frankie] Oh, yeah! This rocks! 1436 01:20:55,790 --> 01:21:01,295 ♪ [Frankie] Santa and Christmas and Christmas cookies too ♪ 1437 01:21:02,029 --> 01:21:07,067 -[rock music continues] -[Frankie inaudible] 1438 01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:18,078 ♪ [Frankie] Comfort and joy, oh tidings of comfort and joy ♪ 1439 01:21:22,349 --> 01:21:23,551 [Frankie] Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1440 01:21:23,852 --> 01:21:26,253 [Frankie] Hey, have a freaky Christmas. 1441 01:21:27,921 --> 01:21:29,957 [upbeat rock music] 1442 01:21:46,206 --> 01:21:48,242 [upbeat rock music continues] 1443 01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:02,624 [upbeat rock music continues] 92138

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