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Previously on The Pradeeps
of Pittsburgh...
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My medical license was rejected.
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Did you get the loan?
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I have no funding. If I don't get some
soon, we may have to move back to India.
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I might be able to get you an investor.
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Sudha, sweetie, can you pass me
one of those brownies?
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Someone must have dosed her.
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You think I poisoned Janice?
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I'm sick of you showboating
with your fancy working legs
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trying to steal my girl.
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I'm not trying to steal Willa.
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I've got my mom's prescription pad.
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I saw you sneak out from the field trip,
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where'd you sneak off to?
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- I got pills in town.
- I want in.
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Tell us everything you know, Lexi.
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Okay.
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Lexi, tell me about your first drug deal
with Bhanu and Stu.
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Oh, you mean BhanStu.
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BhanStu? Clever.
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- Can I use it?
- No.
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x Anyway, we were waiting
for my aunt's bakery truck
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to come back from Ohio
with its first shipment.
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Okay, guys, when the truck comes in
we need to divvy up the pills.
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Lorazepam in the blue bags,
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Klonopin in the red bags,
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and Adderall in the bags
with the little anime robot, sorry.
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My brother's a nerd!
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- Are you two even listening?
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Down here, I got the outline of PA.
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Keystone state.
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I got, uh, Jesus fish,
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for my savior in Christ,
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and uh, 87,
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for Sidney Crosby, my savior in hockey.
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And now on my arm I've got 311.
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'Cause, duh.
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I didn't realize Pennsylvania
was so "erectangular."
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You're about to cross
the Mason-Dixon line.
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- I can't wait.
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- She licked him?
- With her eyes.
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Okay, moving forward,
let's recount stuff less graphically
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- about BhanStu.
- I said you couldn't use that.
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Come on, that nickname's so useful.
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Point is, Bhanu was really horny for Stu.
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Even though he bailed on us
when we had to divvy up the pills.
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Why isn't Stu here?
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Counting isn't his top skill.
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What a catch.
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But he has a good heart
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and he's great at bird calls.
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He taught me a few.
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That's the song of the whip-poor-will.
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That's a turtledove.
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Everyone knows
that's a chicken.
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- Obvi.
- I need some advice.
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I wish my BFF Mallika was here.
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She's always asleep every time
I FaceTime her in India.
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My best friend Jenny
just moved to San Diego
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and now she's dating some Navy guy.
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Seems like we're both
in the market for a friend.
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I can be your white Mallika.
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- And I'll be your brown Jenny.
- Aw.
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All right, white Mallika,
I'm thinking about having sex with Stu.
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- Obvi.
- It'll be my first time.
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Even more obvi.
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How long does it take to get good at sex?
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Ten thousand hours.
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- I don't have that much time.
- I'll give you a crash course.
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- Okay.
- My turn.
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I need some advice...
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I think my dad's having an affair,
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and I don't know if I should tell my mom
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because I'm afraid
she'll start drinking again.
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You know the great thing about Mallika
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is she would just bottle
this shit right up.
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Oh.
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We've heard a lot from the Pradeeps,
now we want to get your side of the story.
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I'm not gonna lie,
their stories were very interesting.
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So, the bar is very high.
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Let's just get to it.
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Do you think Sudha Pradeep
burned down your house
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because her daughter was dating your son?
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I have so many reasons to believe
Sudha burned down my house.
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Don't forget,
she also tried to poison me at book club.
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She even stole my book club friends.
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She was like Single White Female.
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She's not single or white.
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Makes you question
the whole female part, doesn't it?
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Honey bunny, I think you're getting
a little off course.
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I was willing to turn the other cheek,
just like JC, praise Him,
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until Sudha came for my Mitables business.
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What are Mitables?
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An all-natural supplement guaranteed
to improve overall follicle growth
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and bone strength.
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I'll set you up.
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I noticed you struggling
to pick up your mug.
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Oh. That's just because I have
very oily fingers.
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Mitables cures that too.
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Anyway, I was at a Mitables meeting
when it all happened.
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It was at Minerva's house.
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She was awarding
the number one seller for that month.
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The other gals held out hope,
but I knew who'd win.
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Which is why I brought Jimbo to celebrate.
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And once again,
shattering yet another sales record,
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the Golden Mitamix goes to...
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- Janice.
- Ohh...
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Oh, what a surprise?
Dreams do come true.
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This goes out to all the little girls
out there that look just like me.
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- You matter.
- Yeah.
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And of course, I have to say thank you
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to the two smoking hotties
I love the most,
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Jesus and Jimbo!
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Proud of you, Jan-Jan.
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Looks like I'm gonna have to add
an addition to your Mita-mantle.
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I'm also legally required
as Regional Mita-manager
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to inform you that the paint
is incredibly toxic.
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I can confirm.
I'm down to one functioning kidney.
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But first, a toast.
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To Janice, our inspiration
and the prettiest of us all.
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Did I do that right?
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No. I gave you one job.
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All right Mita-minions, don't forget
to reload on your sales inventory.
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You know what? Toss another box
of Mitables on my pile.
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Momma's gonna blow out this month, too.
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That means Daddy's getting
a new pair of shoes.
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I need them, too.
I stepped on a nail today.
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- Oh, no.
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Hello everyone.
So sorry I'm late,
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but I like to keep my time
with you people to a minimum.
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What's she doing here?
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Sudha is my newest Mita-minion.
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- Fun right?
- So fun.
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Can't wait to steal your crown, Janice.
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Well, good luck, Sudha.
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You know what they say.
Dream big. Lose bigger.
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No one says that.
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That's because they lost.
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I've got to say, I'm sort of surprised
your wife would want to sell vitamins.
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- Seems kind of beneath her.
- It was. But she was bored.
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She had binge-watched
every episode of The Good Doctor
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and at least Mitables
was medical-adjacent.
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Mitables sounds like a pyramid scheme.
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Do they have those in India?
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India's entire economy is run on scams.
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Remember the Nigerian prince e-mail?
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Written by an Indian.
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Is India really like that?
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That's why I started my business here.
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Thank goodness for American rule of law
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and friends like Jimbo Mills.
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- It's open.
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Hey, Mahesh,
I got your message, what's up?
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Ta-da!
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Did you make this?
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It's glorious.
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A fruity thank you for working on
getting me that investor.
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It's really going to save my business.
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It's not a done deal, but with this gift,
the pressure is really on.
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At least it's one thing
that's going in the right direction.
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I have so many other problems.
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Do you know how hard it is to find
support staff for a rocket factory?
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No. But. I do know melons ain't even
in season and you manage this.
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If you can pull this off,
you can pull off anything.
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Your encouragement
is as sweet as this cantaloupe.
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To pulling it off together.
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So your dad was in business with Jimbo.
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Meanwhile, you were selling pills
with Stu
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and your mom was selling pills
against Janice.
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That's a lot of pills and a lot of Mills.
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Things ever get messy?
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- I wasn't selling pills.
- Don't BS me.
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We know about
your little shipments from Ohio.
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Freaking Lexi.
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White Mallika, my ass.
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Brown Mallika would never rat me out.
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Lexi doesn't know anything.
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You thought she knew enough about sex.
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That's right. We know
you sought out her expertise.
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Hold it looser.
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Are you sure I'm doing this right?
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Pro tip. It's not in the grip,
it's all in the hips.
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This is chafing my hand.
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If you do it a bunch,
you'll eventually have calluses.
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Forget it.
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Is this all you know?
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Yeah.
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I'm a virgin too.
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What?
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You represented yourself otherwise.
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I'm not ready for sex.
Too much pressure to be perfect.
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Oh, God, I can't screw up screwing Stu.
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No, you cannot.
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Lexi got all in my head
that I had to be perfect at sex,
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but the only thing I learned from her
was how to get a center-palm blister.
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- So what did you do?
- Rubbed a little aloe on it.
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You know what I mean.
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It was a journey.
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A very twisted journey.
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What a very twisted journey.
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But would competing
with Janice over Mitables
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piss off Sudha enough
to burn down the Mills' house?
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They're still not revealing everything.
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Go squeeze the little one.
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Oh, gee, if only.
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He's so cute.
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Vinod.
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I know this is your first
solo interrogation.
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No, don't be nervous.
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I'm nervous for you.
Don't screw this up.
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Did, um-- Did your mom ever argue
with your dad about the Mills?
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My life doesn't revolve around my parents.
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I was too busy dealing with
a steamy love triangle with Mo and Willa.
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This is your friend with the canes
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who accused you of stealing
his stuttering girlfriend?
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Canes and stuttering
are not what define them.
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What if I called you "Dark Suit"?
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My wife says it's slimming.
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Yeah, take it back to the store.
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She lied to you.
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Anyway, there was only one way
to fix things with Mo.
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A grand gesture to show him
how much he meant to me.
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And just how grand of a gesture was it?
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Hella grand!
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Get your mitts off me you perv.
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Suck it, cane boy.
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Help. Please. Anybody?
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Hey, Mo. It's me. Your homeboy, Vinod.
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- Hey.
- What did you do to get in there?
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I called him an assface.
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Good for you.
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But as Willa always says,
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your mouth is writing checks
that your body can't cash.
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Let me out.
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Not until we clear the air.
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I don't have any air.
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I'm not trying to steal Willa.
You're my best friend.
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Big talk. Prove it.
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I will.
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By taking you for a ride
in a Pittsburgh municipal garbage truck.
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Don't make promises you can't keep.
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Vinod Pradeep, promises he keeps.
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Luckily, you could keep your promise
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because of your odd yet innocent
friendship with Greg the garbageman.
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Garbage is not what defines him.
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Greg has many layers.
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He also speaks Klingon.
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Hold on a sec.
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There was garbage at the scene
the night the Mills' house burned down.
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00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,947
You may have just implicated
your main man, Greg.
251
00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:00,242
Graa-jook! That's Klingon for,
252
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,829
"Oh, mamacita, what have I done?"
253
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,252
Tell us more about the Great Mitables War
of suburban Pittsburgh.
254
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,671
Oh, Sudha didn't even stand a chance.
255
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,507
It was like David versus Goliath.
256
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,967
Except she was David, I was Goliath,
257
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:21,681
and this time Goliath wins because Goliath
is the badass queen of Mitables.
258
00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,974
Queen Goliath had some help.
259
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:28,063
Mitables brought to you
by the beautiful Janice Mills.
260
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,563
Did I do that right?
261
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,649
Nope.
262
00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,733
This is great for hair growth.
263
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,276
I promise within two weeks,
264
00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,071
you're gonna look like you have
a Pomeranian latched onto your head.
265
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,575
Oh, hey, Janice.
266
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,370
You're not the only one
with an adorable mascot.
267
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,874
Mitables, Mitables,
get your Mitables here.
268
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,086
Step right up for Mitables.
269
00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,839
I'll give you this much, kid.
You got skills.
270
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,884
All right, let's settle this
once and for all, big boy.
271
00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,973
I started off
strong with some "round the world,"
272
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,267
but then Vinod took it to the ground.
273
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,935
Shorty got low.
274
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,690
My "peacock fan" was nothing
compared to his "running man."
275
00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,068
I rocked the baby. He rode the pony.
276
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,905
That's when I knew,
I was in the presence of greatness.
277
00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,365
- Kid!
278
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,118
Hey! How old are you, kid,
do you got a work permit?
279
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,413
Oh, yes, officer, it's right here in my--
280
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,248
Hey!
281
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,376
Vinod whooped your husband's butt,
but you were whooping Sudha's butt.
282
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,961
Do you believe she burned down your house
283
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,921
because you were beating her
at the sales game?
284
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,132
I know how serious that game can be.
285
00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,926
My mom was a sales rep for Mary Kay.
286
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,554
She never did get that pink Cadillac.
287
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,973
She was a lazy woman.
288
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,935
Things changed when Sudha landed
the white whale.
289
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,061
Moby Dick?
290
00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,190
Moby Greg, our garbageman.
291
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:58,277
He had 20 Mitamaniacs on his route
and no one ever landed him.
292
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,321
Until her.
293
00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,322
How?
294
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,325
She had a tiny little spy on the inside.
295
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,368
Her little spinner boy.
296
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,746
It's 5:00. Why are you home so late?
297
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:12,333
Greg and I were scouting the most
beautiful trash route to take Mo on.
298
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,376
We also made a stop to buy itch cream.
299
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,836
Itch cream? For what?
300
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,255
Greg has a rash all over his back.
301
00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,175
He calls it "pizza back."
302
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,760
As your mother, I have to ask,
303
00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,261
why did you see his back?
304
00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,389
Greg pulls his jumpsuit down
when he pees on the side of the road.
305
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,682
I am his lookout.
306
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,435
Wait-- Wh-- What kind of rash?
307
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,063
Patchy and flaky.
308
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,898
Note to self. Create comic strip
309
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,151
about two cheeky dogs
named patchy and flaky.
310
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,486
Back to Greg's rash.
311
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,196
He says it's ruining his life.
312
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,074
That's a tidbit Janice doesn't know.
313
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,617
Sounds like a job for Mitables
314
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,119
- and Dr. Sudha Pradeep.
- Ehh.
315
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,705
Thank you for watching Greg pee
by the side of the road.
316
00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,668
Happy to pay it forward.
317
00:13:55,877 --> 00:14:00,839
Bhanu, I know you were exploring
the art of carnal pursuits.
318
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,551
You ever think about asking your mom?
319
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,388
Put it this way, I would rather ask you
about the boom boom.
320
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,224
You know I don't always
dress like this, right?
321
00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,976
I got a date suit too.
322
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,436
I'm sure it's very beautiful.
323
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,689
Besides, at the time,
my mom was hell-bent on selling
324
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,983
herbal supplements to our garbageman,
325
00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,112
so I had to turn to the next most
reliable source of sexual wisdom.
326
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,865
- Internet porn.
- It's a valuable resource.
327
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,035
My initial searches were quite shocking.
328
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,831
Even borderline gross.
329
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,334
Straight-up acrobatic.
330
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,046
Legs aren't even supposed to do that.
331
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,756
But as I did my research,
332
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,343
I noticed something all the girls
in the videos had that I didn't.
333
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,265
Full breasts, big lips, juicy butts.
334
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,267
You are a lousy feminist.
335
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,394
Your generation
has such antiquated stereotypes.
336
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,688
We're trying our best, Toots.
337
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,610
Anyway, what stood out the most
in all of those videos was...
338
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,653
Drum roll, please.
339
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,988
Hairlessness.
340
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,407
Ah...
341
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,284
I knew what I had to do.
342
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,581
Whoo. You are overdue for a visit.
343
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,957
We going full Brazil today?
344
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,793
What am I, a porn star?
I'll stick with my usual.
345
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,421
One cross coming up.
346
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,466
You'll never guess
who was in here earlier.
347
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,427
- Sudha's girl.
- Bhanu?
348
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:28,887
Is that her name?
349
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,097
She used an alias. Bonnie Pradeep.
350
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,892
Maybe she said Bhanu
and you just heard her wrong.
351
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,021
Well, she should just go by Bonnie
and make everyone's life easier.
352
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,230
Why was she here?
353
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,982
Was she picking up Mitables for her mom?
354
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,567
Don't tell me Sudha's already sold out.
355
00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,444
No, for a wax.
356
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,738
She was trying to tidy up down there
for someone special.
357
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,239
Oh, God.
358
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,283
That someone special is my Stu.
359
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,744
Then I hate to tell you,
but Bonnie went full Brazil.
360
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,953
- Son of a bitch!
361
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,455
Ooh, you shouldn't have jerked like that.
362
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,957
Your sweet little cross
is now a sad little T-junction.
363
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,084
- Oh.
- Yeah.
364
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,919
While Janice
was getting cleaned up,
365
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,922
I was about to clean up too.
366
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,091
By harpooning the white whale.
367
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,385
Excuse me, hi, Greg.
368
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,554
My son Vinod told me
about your tragic eczema.
369
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,098
He called it tragic?
370
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,017
I'm calling it tragic.
He called it "pizza back."
371
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:21,272
Uh, yeah. It's like
double pepperoni back there.
372
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,024
But have you tried Mitables?
373
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,859
Guaranteed to clear it up.
374
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,569
Nice try.
375
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,115
But, uh, I've heard that spiel before.
376
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,783
Uh, not from a doctor.
377
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,868
Well, in that case, triple hell, no.
378
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,370
I'm against doctors.
379
00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,247
It's all a scam.
380
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,626
The FDA, big pharma. I say phooey!
381
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,669
I couldn't agree more.
382
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,046
I hate the medical system in this country.
383
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,717
They won't let me practice
because I won't play by their rules.
384
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,429
Interesting. I'm listening.
385
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,764
These have actually been
recalled by the FDA.
386
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,683
They don't want you to have them.
387
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,852
Nice.
388
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,357
Ah, I can barely sit.
Minerva stripped me raw.
389
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,068
Been meaning to make an appointment
for my neck, back and ears.
390
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,822
Donโt wanna end up like my grandad
who's now just a hairball in slippers.
391
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,324
Sure, whatever.
392
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,409
Is something the matter?
393
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,287
That she-devil neighbor.
394
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,830
Is this about Sudha again?
395
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,124
No, her demon-spawn daughter.
396
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,086
We need to stop her from getting
her claws into our Stu.
397
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,547
Would that really be so bad?
398
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,466
Yes. Very, very ,very bad.
399
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:34,219
Jan-Jan, remember how your dad
didn't like me at first?
400
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,638
He was a Ford guy. I drove a Chevy.
401
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,265
And he hated your face.
402
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:42,186
But I grew into my face
and your dad gave me a chance.
403
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,521
I think we should give
the Pradeeps a chance too.
404
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,483
But this is different,
Stu's my sweet baby boy.
405
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,359
He's my sweet baby boy too,
406
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,197
and Bhanu makes him happy,
isn't that what we want for him?
407
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,239
But that whole family--
408
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,699
Is great.
409
00:17:55,700 --> 00:18:00,079
You like having Kamal in your class
and Mahesh is an unbridled delight.
410
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,832
I guess that little Vinod
is pretty yummy too.
411
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,043
Mm-hm.
412
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,796
Wait! Jimbo, stop the car.
413
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,257
Oh, my-- What the fudge!
414
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,051
She's selling to Greg?
415
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,636
That's a lot of Mitables.
416
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,680
She pretended to harpoon Moby Greg,
417
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,433
cut his blubber with a sickle,
418
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,560
put it into a cauldron,
419
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,604
and stir with a giant stick to melt it.
420
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,106
What in the Sam Hill?
421
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,401
And then pour the melted blubber
into an oil lamp
422
00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,571
and light it to outshine me.
423
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,073
Me.
424
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,034
She didn't actually pantomime
rendering whale blubber.
425
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,244
Stop exaggerating.
426
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,163
Sadly, I'm not.
She was really great at it.
427
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,458
I can see that.
Sudha's not hurting for pizzazz.
428
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,294
It was like she had some weird
voodoo power over Greg.
429
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,381
I wouldn't put witchcraft
past her one bit.
430
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,009
I was steamed she landed him.
431
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,226
Now, hear me out.
432
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,396
What if Sudha enlisted Greg
433
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,399
to help her burn down the Mills' house?
That would explain the garbage.
434
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,067
- Not bad.
- You like it?
435
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,444
What do you think of, uh, BhanStu?
436
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,155
I think you stole it from Lexi.
437
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,992
But I like your theory
that Sudha didn't act alone.
438
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,119
Let's go talk to Moby Greg.
439
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,746
I'll bring the harpoon.
440
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,749
There's not much
we can reveal, but what I can say is this.
441
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,544
There was an awful lot of trash
found at the crime scene.
442
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,254
Can you tell us about that?
443
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,506
Am I a suspect?
444
00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,593
You might have been a pawn in a feud
between Sudha and Janice.
445
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:42,472
Oh, like how the Romulans used Kirk
as a pawn against the Klingons
446
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:46,059
in Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country?
447
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,020
I think we've discovered enough.
448
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,189
Tell us about your relationship
with the Pradeeps.
449
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,774
I was a hero to the little one.
450
00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,236
He wanted to be just like me.
451
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,195
You're my hero, Greg.
452
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,157
I want to be just like you.
453
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:03,453
I need to take you to my ex's one day
so you can tell her that.
454
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,288
Just have to be during
prison visiting hours.
455
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,124
Count Big V in.
456
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,463
You know, my eczema
ain't getting any better.
457
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,424
Think I'm gonna have to up the dosage.
458
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,888
This is awesome.
459
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,098
You're such a good friend.
460
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,893
Sorry I ever thought
you were trying to steal Willa.
461
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,102
It's okay.
462
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,856
We're gonna be so cool
when we arrive at school.
463
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,149
Too cool for school.
464
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,986
- No, just the perfect amount of cool.
465
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,989
I'm gonna blow. I ate too many Mitables.
466
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,366
Get out, Mo!
467
00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,700
- Save yourself!
- Ah! Ah!
468
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,578
- Do it!
- Ah!
469
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,417
Oh, Greg really got me.
470
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,379
Garbage truck drop-off
and dripping in puke.
471
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,047
This is too good.
472
00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,801
Cover your ears, Vinod.
I'm about to pop off on this jerk.
473
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,010
Excuse me?
474
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,595
Wait, Mo, remember.
475
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,847
Passive resistance is persistence.
476
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,182
Let's go, losers.
477
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,101
- You can be passive all you want
478
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,811
in your lockers.
479
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,397
Eat it, trash-truck puke-turds.
480
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,818
This is still the best morning
of my life.
481
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,236
Thank you, Vinod.
482
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,529
You're welcome, Mo.
483
00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,489
I'm glad we're friends again.
484
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,991
Hello, boys.
485
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,868
How come I wasn't invited
on your little trash ride?
486
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,287
What is this, huh? Bros before hoes?
487
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,998
Thank you for understanding.
488
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,167
Next week we'll all go
on a garbage truck ride.
489
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,919
Bros and ho.
490
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,672
What a gentleman.
491
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,549
Thanks for letting me out, Willa.
492
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,384
I'm a gentleman too.
493
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,178
Classic Mo. Always kvetching.
494
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,639
Great word. I love Yiddish.
495
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,391
Makes me wanna plotz.
496
00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:53,061
Thanks for coming in. We just wanted
to get your perspective on everything.
497
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:57,107
Do you know what it's like to be
in a relationship with this hot head.
498
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,651
Hot head! What do you mean?
499
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,946
I don't know when you're gonna pop off
on the wrong guy
500
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,574
and I'm going to have to bury two canes
501
00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,576
because they can't find your body.
502
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:11,788
Because you didn't look hard enough.
You just gave up.
503
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:15,000
His mouth is always writing checks
his body can't cash.
504
00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,087
Actually, we just wanted to talk to anyone
who rode in Greg's garbage truck.
505
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,675
You realize this is going to be
on our permanent record?
506
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,344
I would like to speak to my lawyer.
507
00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,347
Those Miables wrecked me.
508
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,766
And I blame myself.
509
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,185
Because you took way more
than the recommended dose?
510
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:36,189
No. Because I trusted a doctor.
511
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,191
Dr. Pradeep.
512
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,737
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
513
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,946
I don't think that holds water.
514
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,658
I'm telling you, I think Greg framed Sudha
for making him sick on Mitables.
515
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,119
Is barfing all over your dashboard
enough motive?
516
00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,831
I mean, what does Greg gain
by framing Sudha?
517
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,418
You make a good point.
Now I feel like an idiot.
518
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,379
Even idiotic ideas
can lead to something good.
519
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,714
- Thank you.
- Not a compliment.
520
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,050
Maybe it wasn't Greg,
521
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,387
but you might be right
that the Pradeeps are being framed.
522
00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,264
Follow my lead.
523
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,268
Good news. We've made an arrest.
524
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,897
Oh, thank God.
Oh, I hope Sudha gets the chair.
525
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,149
- It's your garbageman.
- What?
526
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,985
Greggers. He would never
burn down our house.
527
00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,487
His ex-wife's maybe.
528
00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,864
If he hates anyone, it's the Pradeeps.
529
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,116
They're horrible.
530
00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,368
Am I the only person that sees this?
531
00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,246
Just go ahead and deport them already.
532
00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,625
Let's take a break.
533
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,670
I hope they're going to deport them.
534
00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,462
I'll tell you this much.
535
00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,090
Janice was more concerned
about the Pradeeps getting deported
536
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,134
than finding out
who burned down their house.
537
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,385
I noticed that too.
538
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,137
Something's up with her.
539
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,682
Who knows what that woman had in mind.
540
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:56,852
Bhanu Pradeep, please report
to the AP Club in Room 216.
541
00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,272
Bhanu Pradeep, AP Club, Room 216.
542
00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,441
Looks like we lost a few members,
543
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,195
but we're going to pray for them
and carry on.
544
00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,823
So glad you could join us, Miss Pradeep.
545
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,116
I'll grab you a Bible.
546
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,909
I thought this was AP Club?
547
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,413
It is. The Abstinence and Purity Club.
548
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:20,418
So take a seat, open your heart
and close those legs.
549
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,420
So everyone here's a virgin?
550
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,046
Half are. The other half are sluts
551
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,756
trying to throw
their parents off the scent.
552
00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,342
All great customers
for our Ohio operation,
553
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,928
especially the virgins.
They've got to get off somehow.
554
00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,890
Why would Mrs. Mills want me here?
555
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:35,892
You're trying to bone her son.
556
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,061
Oh, right. She's Stu's mom.
557
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:42,189
To me, she's always come as teacher
and my mom's enemy.
558
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,732
She's too many things to too many people.
559
00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,275
I get it.
560
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:49,237
I drink beer with my dad,
but smoke weed with my grandmother.
561
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,449
Cool. I'm out of here.
562
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,575
What is happening?
563
00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,870
Here's your Bible.
It's a custom fuzzy cover.
564
00:24:56,871 --> 00:25:00,291
I call it "VeLord."
This close to getting them on QVC.
565
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,585
Now, listen, I know you're a smart girl,
566
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:07,255
and smart girls think about
the repercussions of sexual activity.
567
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,090
You mean "going to hell"?
568
00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,219
Oh, Bhanu, you don't have to wait
to die before suffering
569
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,471
the consequences of fornication.
570
00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,514
Consequences of fornication?
571
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,016
Oh! Herpes!
572
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,059
Pregnancy.
573
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,894
Leaked sex tape.
574
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,604
Thanks a lot, Trevor.
575
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,189
But more importantly,
576
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,151
boys don't respect girls
that give it up too early.
577
00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,613
Appreciate the advice, Mrs. Mills,
but I think I'll be okay.
578
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,698
Let me cut to the chase,
579
00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,493
stay away from my sweet Christian Stu.
580
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,954
Okay. Well, thanks for this.
581
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,123
Oh, and maybe consider going by Bonnie.
582
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,959
It'll just make everyone's life easier.
583
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,419
I'll think about it.
584
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,884
Arey wah. You won the Golden Mitamix.
585
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,844
Was there ever any doubt
that I would crush the competition?
586
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,429
Absolutely not.
587
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,225
But it's all so meaningless.
588
00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,686
There's a doctor-shaped hole in me
589
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,896
that cannot be filled by any blender.
590
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,232
I want real purpose.
591
00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,776
Every day you get to go off and have fun
at your rocket factory.
592
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:12,863
Fun? Starting a company is very stressful.
593
00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,865
I can't find a facilities manager,
594
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,284
and meanwhile the previous owner
595
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,995
still won't clear out
his adult novelty genitals.
596
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,080
You sound so overwhelmed.
597
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,332
I wish you'd shared these things with me.
598
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,002
We've risked everything for this.
599
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,420
I just don't want to disappoint you.
600
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,590
Arey baba, for better or worse,
we're in this together.
601
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,633
Tell the landlord you won't pay rent
602
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,053
unless he clears out
his sex toy equipment.
603
00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,181
As for your personnel issue,
try LinkedIn.
604
00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:43,561
Forget LinkedIn. I'm linked in right here.
605
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,353
Come work for me.
606
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,689
I don't know anything
about rockets.
607
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,692
If you can sell Mitables
to the garbageman,
608
00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,819
you can sell rockets to billionaires.
609
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,029
Is this just a pity hire
610
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,448
because you feel guilty
about ruining my medical career?
611
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,908
To be honest,
I don't know if I can do this without you.
612
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,702
I need someone brilliant to help me,
613
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,871
and you're the most
brilliant person I know.
614
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:05,082
Certainly more brilliant than Janice.
615
00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,293
People shine in their own ways.
616
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,379
But no one as bright as you.
617
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:12,340
Correct.
618
00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,634
Boobs, really?
619
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,844
Give it up.
620
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,513
All this sex stuff is just going
to make you feel insecure.
621
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,266
You seem like you're in a bad place.
622
00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,602
Try some of my therapy clay.
623
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,854
I don't even know what I want to make.
624
00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,230
I've never heard you say that.
625
00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,482
What are you talking about?
626
00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,525
You always know what you want
and just do it.
627
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,652
No matter how depraved or disgusting.
628
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,782
Like having conversations,
trying something new.
629
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,825
Making eye contact.
630
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,787
Kamal, you could do those things too.
631
00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,956
This family only needs one rebel,
but I admire that you go for it
632
00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,459
despite what anyone else says.
633
00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:53,213
You're right. Why have I been letting
everyone get inside my head?
634
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:57,343
You are the most foolish,
but most confident Pradeep.
635
00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:00,887
Thank you, Kamal.
636
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,473
I would hug you, but I know you have
a fear of confinement.
637
00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,725
You get me.
638
00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:09,062
My brother helped me realize
that I didn't have to be perfect at sex
639
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:12,149
or have the perfect body
or worry about going to hell.
640
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,484
Because none of that mattered.
641
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,612
What mattered is that I wanted to have sex
642
00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,157
and I knew who I wanted to have it with.
643
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,661
Isn't that the most important thing
for your first time?
644
00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,830
And every time.
645
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,541
I've got to cancel some plans.
646
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:33,420
When Suda quit selling my Mitables,
you got your turf back.
647
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:36,214
Didn't that smooth things out
between you two even a little bit?
648
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:40,427
First of all, Sudha only earned
the one Golden Mitamix,
649
00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:42,303
so she was never really a threat,
650
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,514
but her daughter was.
651
00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,516
I'm just gonna throw this out there.
652
00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,269
Janice, did you burn down your own house
to frame Bhanu?
653
00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,813
Do you really think
I'm that big of a nut job?
654
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,817
Mrs. Mills is definitely
that big of a nut job.
655
00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:59,154
But she wasn't my biggest obstacle
to being with Stu.
656
00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,781
Anyway, yeah, that's what happened
to our third dog, Bingo.
657
00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,408
We never saw him again.
658
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,784
Anyway, you wanna make out?
659
00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,246
Stu, I know what I want.
660
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,165
I want to have sex.
661
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,376
With you.
662
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,003
Tight.
663
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,589
Oh, but I can't.
664
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,257
Seriously?
665
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,968
Do you know how many idiots
I had to talk to about this?
666
00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,428
Do you not want this too?
667
00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,849
I do. No, I-- I super do.
668
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,686
It's just, I need you
to do something for me first.
669
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,523
And it's kind of--
I don't know, it's kind of a big ask.
670
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:37,692
Oh, don't worry,
I already took care of it down there.
671
00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,277
Painful, but breezy.
672
00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,321
Sick.
673
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,406
Uh, but it's not that. It's-- It's this.
674
00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:45,950
Go to a 311 concert. No way
675
00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,494
That would hurt way worse.
676
00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:49,580
No, no, no, Matthew, 3:11.
677
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,874
From the Bible. Uh...
678
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,919
I indeed baptize you
with water unto repentance.
679
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,253
Okay.
680
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,506
This is more than just a hookup
for me, Bhanu,
681
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,509
this is different. It feels different.
682
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,469
I think about our future.
683
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,303
- Really?
- Yeah.
684
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,888
I don't want to be chilling up in heaven
685
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:09,266
while you're getting your eyes
pecked out in hell, you know?
686
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,687
I want to be with you. Here and up there.
687
00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,813
What are you saying?
688
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,942
I gotta honor my guy in the sky.
689
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,609
Okay.
690
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,819
So, Bhanu...
691
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,406
will you get baptized for me?
692
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,328
I wasn't cockblocked by Janice.
693
00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,081
I was cockblocked by Jesus.
694
00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:37,186
Next on
The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh...
695
00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,730
Thanks for getting me that investor.
696
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,148
He invited us bow hunting.
697
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:43,151
He was like the Tom Cruise of Pittsburg.
698
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,486
If either of you bag a kill before me,
699
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,113
I'll double my investment.
700
00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:48,866
I'm feeling your tip.
701
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,452
Did your moron son
give this to my daughter?
702
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:55,288
If she wants to explore the Lord's pack
you should let her.
703
00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,582
Maybe she's looking to others
because you're so controlling.
704
00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,584
I was fighting for my daughter's soul.
705
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:03,130
I had to put the world on notice.
Sudha Pradeep plays for keeps.
706
00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,714
Bollywood style.
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