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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,049 Previously on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 2 00:00:08,050 --> 00:00:10,385 My medical license was rejected. 3 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:11,511 Did you get the loan? 4 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:14,931 I have no funding. If I don't get some soon, we may have to move back to India. 5 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,016 I might be able to get you an investor. 6 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,394 Sudha, sweetie, can you pass me one of those brownies? 7 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,187 Someone must have dosed her. 8 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,231 You think I poisoned Janice? 9 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:26,735 I'm sick of you showboating with your fancy working legs 10 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:28,695 trying to steal my girl. 11 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,280 I'm not trying to steal Willa. 12 00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:32,240 I've got my mom's prescription pad. 13 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,867 I saw you sneak out from the field trip, 14 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,160 where'd you sneak off to? 15 00:00:35,161 --> 00:00:38,037 - I got pills in town. - I want in. 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,081 Tell us everything you know, Lexi. 17 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:41,292 Okay. 18 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:48,173 Lexi, tell me about your first drug deal with Bhanu and Stu. 19 00:00:48,174 --> 00:00:49,132 Oh, you mean BhanStu. 20 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,550 BhanStu? Clever. 21 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:51,927 - Can I use it? - No. 22 00:00:53,429 --> 00:00:55,805 x Anyway, we were waiting for my aunt's bakery truck 23 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:58,142 to come back from Ohio with its first shipment. 24 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,811 Okay, guys, when the truck comes in we need to divvy up the pills. 25 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,646 Lorazepam in the blue bags, 26 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:04,981 Klonopin in the red bags, 27 00:01:04,982 --> 00:01:07,317 and Adderall in the bags with the little anime robot, sorry. 28 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:08,985 My brother's a nerd! 29 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:10,404 - Are you two even listening? 30 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,532 Down here, I got the outline of PA. 31 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,408 Keystone state. 32 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:17,535 I got, uh, Jesus fish, 33 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:18,870 for my savior in Christ, 34 00:01:18,871 --> 00:01:20,830 and uh, 87, 35 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,083 for Sidney Crosby, my savior in hockey. 36 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,961 And now on my arm I've got 311. 37 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:27,588 'Cause, duh. 38 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:32,675 I didn't realize Pennsylvania was so "erectangular." 39 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:35,637 You're about to cross the Mason-Dixon line. 40 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,472 - I can't wait. 41 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:39,934 - She licked him? - With her eyes. 42 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,770 Okay, moving forward, let's recount stuff less graphically 43 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:45,814 - about BhanStu. - I said you couldn't use that. 44 00:01:45,815 --> 00:01:48,441 Come on, that nickname's so useful. 45 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:52,612 Point is, Bhanu was really horny for Stu. 46 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,657 Even though he bailed on us when we had to divvy up the pills. 47 00:01:55,658 --> 00:01:57,700 Why isn't Stu here? 48 00:01:57,701 --> 00:01:59,327 Counting isn't his top skill. 49 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,578 What a catch. 50 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,872 But he has a good heart 51 00:02:02,498 --> 00:02:04,290 and he's great at bird calls. 52 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:07,418 He taught me a few. 53 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,129 That's the song of the whip-poor-will. 54 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:13,050 That's a turtledove. 55 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:17,095 Everyone knows that's a chicken. 56 00:02:17,096 --> 00:02:19,305 - Obvi. - I need some advice. 57 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,516 I wish my BFF Mallika was here. 58 00:02:21,517 --> 00:02:24,602 She's always asleep every time I FaceTime her in India. 59 00:02:24,603 --> 00:02:26,813 My best friend Jenny just moved to San Diego 60 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,690 and now she's dating some Navy guy. 61 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:31,234 Seems like we're both in the market for a friend. 62 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,735 I can be your white Mallika. 63 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,904 - And I'll be your brown Jenny. - Aw. 64 00:02:34,905 --> 00:02:39,158 All right, white Mallika, I'm thinking about having sex with Stu. 65 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,077 - Obvi. - It'll be my first time. 66 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,078 Even more obvi. 67 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,705 How long does it take to get good at sex? 68 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:44,706 Ten thousand hours. 69 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:47,125 - I don't have that much time. - I'll give you a crash course. 70 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,626 - Okay. - My turn. 71 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:50,254 I need some advice... 72 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,217 I think my dad's having an affair, 73 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,635 and I don't know if I should tell my mom 74 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,972 because I'm afraid she'll start drinking again. 75 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,058 You know the great thing about Mallika 76 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:06,270 is she would just bottle this shit right up. 77 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,564 Oh. 78 00:03:29,168 --> 00:03:32,629 We've heard a lot from the Pradeeps, now we want to get your side of the story. 79 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:35,298 I'm not gonna lie, their stories were very interesting. 80 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,634 So, the bar is very high. 81 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:38,801 Let's just get to it. 82 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,511 Do you think Sudha Pradeep burned down your house 83 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,055 because her daughter was dating your son? 84 00:03:42,056 --> 00:03:45,725 I have so many reasons to believe Sudha burned down my house. 85 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,978 Don't forget, she also tried to poison me at book club. 86 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,272 She even stole my book club friends. 87 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,107 She was like Single White Female. 88 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,776 She's not single or white. 89 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,861 Makes you question the whole female part, doesn't it? 90 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,614 Honey bunny, I think you're getting a little off course. 91 00:03:59,615 --> 00:04:03,701 I was willing to turn the other cheek, just like JC, praise Him, 92 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,995 until Sudha came for my Mitables business. 93 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,455 What are Mitables? 94 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,417 An all-natural supplement guaranteed to improve overall follicle growth 95 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,669 and bone strength. 96 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,087 I'll set you up. 97 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:16,005 I noticed you struggling to pick up your mug. 98 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,884 Oh. That's just because I have very oily fingers. 99 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,053 Mitables cures that too. 100 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,431 Anyway, I was at a Mitables meeting when it all happened. 101 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,433 It was at Minerva's house. 102 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,853 She was awarding the number one seller for that month. 103 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,272 The other gals held out hope, but I knew who'd win. 104 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,566 Which is why I brought Jimbo to celebrate. 105 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:40,154 And once again, shattering yet another sales record, 106 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,325 the Golden Mitamix goes to... 107 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:46,327 - Janice. - Ohh... 108 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:49,706 Oh, what a surprise? Dreams do come true. 109 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:53,793 This goes out to all the little girls out there that look just like me. 110 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,753 - You matter. - Yeah. 111 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,505 And of course, I have to say thank you 112 00:04:57,506 --> 00:05:00,049 to the two smoking hotties I love the most, 113 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,843 Jesus and Jimbo! 114 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,011 Proud of you, Jan-Jan. 115 00:05:03,012 --> 00:05:05,596 Looks like I'm gonna have to add an addition to your Mita-mantle. 116 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:08,099 I'm also legally required as Regional Mita-manager 117 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,268 to inform you that the paint is incredibly toxic. 118 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:13,355 I can confirm. I'm down to one functioning kidney. 119 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,189 But first, a toast. 120 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:19,610 To Janice, our inspiration and the prettiest of us all. 121 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,280 Did I do that right? 122 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,866 No. I gave you one job. 123 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:29,996 All right Mita-minions, don't forget to reload on your sales inventory. 124 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:34,083 You know what? Toss another box of Mitables on my pile. 125 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,044 Momma's gonna blow out this month, too. 126 00:05:36,045 --> 00:05:38,838 That means Daddy's getting a new pair of shoes. 127 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,007 I need them, too. I stepped on a nail today. 128 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,216 - Oh, no. 129 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:44,093 Hello everyone. So sorry I'm late, 130 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:46,262 but I like to keep my time with you people to a minimum. 131 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:47,430 What's she doing here? 132 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:51,392 Sudha is my newest Mita-minion. 133 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,728 - Fun right? - So fun. 134 00:05:54,897 --> 00:05:57,148 Can't wait to steal your crown, Janice. 135 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,650 Well, good luck, Sudha. 136 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,737 You know what they say. Dream big. Lose bigger. 137 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:03,863 No one says that. 138 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,407 That's because they lost. 139 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,745 I've got to say, I'm sort of surprised your wife would want to sell vitamins. 140 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:14,083 - Seems kind of beneath her. - It was. But she was bored. 141 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:17,543 She had binge-watched every episode of The Good Doctor 142 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:20,129 and at least Mitables was medical-adjacent. 143 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:22,215 Mitables sounds like a pyramid scheme. 144 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:24,092 Do they have those in India? 145 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:27,136 India's entire economy is run on scams. 146 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,598 Remember the Nigerian prince e-mail? 147 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,766 Written by an Indian. 148 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:33,101 Is India really like that? 149 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:35,604 That's why I started my business here. 150 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,606 Thank goodness for American rule of law 151 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,441 and friends like Jimbo Mills. 152 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,777 - It's open. 153 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,405 Hey, Mahesh, I got your message, what's up? 154 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,698 Ta-da! 155 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,617 Did you make this? 156 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,077 It's glorious. 157 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,579 A fruity thank you for working on getting me that investor. 158 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,414 It's really going to save my business. 159 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:59,001 It's not a done deal, but with this gift, the pressure is really on. 160 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:01,838 At least it's one thing that's going in the right direction. 161 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:03,673 I have so many other problems. 162 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:06,801 Do you know how hard it is to find support staff for a rocket factory? 163 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:11,013 No. But. I do know melons ain't even in season and you manage this. 164 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,432 If you can pull this off, you can pull off anything. 165 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,520 Your encouragement is as sweet as this cantaloupe. 166 00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:21,900 To pulling it off together. 167 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,569 So your dad was in business with Jimbo. 168 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:26,988 Meanwhile, you were selling pills with Stu 169 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:29,991 and your mom was selling pills against Janice. 170 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,577 That's a lot of pills and a lot of Mills. 171 00:07:32,578 --> 00:07:33,703 Things ever get messy? 172 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:37,040 - I wasn't selling pills. - Don't BS me. 173 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,878 We know about your little shipments from Ohio. 174 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,296 Freaking Lexi. 175 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:44,881 White Mallika, my ass. 176 00:07:44,882 --> 00:07:46,717 Brown Mallika would never rat me out. 177 00:07:47,342 --> 00:07:48,926 Lexi doesn't know anything. 178 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,679 You thought she knew enough about sex. 179 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,184 That's right. We know you sought out her expertise. 180 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,019 Hold it looser. 181 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,229 Are you sure I'm doing this right? 182 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,400 Pro tip. It's not in the grip, it's all in the hips. 183 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,068 This is chafing my hand. 184 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,112 If you do it a bunch, you'll eventually have calluses. 185 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:09,615 Forget it. 186 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:11,199 Is this all you know? 187 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,284 Yeah. 188 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:14,203 I'm a virgin too. 189 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:15,912 What? 190 00:08:15,913 --> 00:08:18,039 You represented yourself otherwise. 191 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:22,044 I'm not ready for sex. Too much pressure to be perfect. 192 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,505 Oh, God, I can't screw up screwing Stu. 193 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,466 No, you cannot. 194 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,347 Lexi got all in my head that I had to be perfect at sex, 195 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:38,017 but the only thing I learned from her was how to get a center-palm blister. 196 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,437 - So what did you do? - Rubbed a little aloe on it. 197 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,521 You know what I mean. 198 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,732 It was a journey. 199 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,484 A very twisted journey. 200 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:51,531 What a very twisted journey. 201 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,408 But would competing with Janice over Mitables 202 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,036 piss off Sudha enough to burn down the Mills' house? 203 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,331 They're still not revealing everything. 204 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,499 Go squeeze the little one. 205 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,918 Oh, gee, if only. 206 00:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,045 He's so cute. 207 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:06,504 Vinod. 208 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:09,674 I know this is your first solo interrogation. 209 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:10,716 No, don't be nervous. 210 00:09:10,717 --> 00:09:13,428 I'm nervous for you. Don't screw this up. 211 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:18,516 Did, um-- Did your mom ever argue with your dad about the Mills? 212 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:21,310 My life doesn't revolve around my parents. 213 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,023 I was too busy dealing with a steamy love triangle with Mo and Willa. 214 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,191 This is your friend with the canes 215 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,860 who accused you of stealing his stuttering girlfriend? 216 00:09:29,861 --> 00:09:32,822 Canes and stuttering are not what define them. 217 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:34,616 What if I called you "Dark Suit"? 218 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,951 My wife says it's slimming. 219 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:38,786 Yeah, take it back to the store. 220 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,121 She lied to you. 221 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:43,582 Anyway, there was only one way to fix things with Mo. 222 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,878 A grand gesture to show him how much he meant to me. 223 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,338 And just how grand of a gesture was it? 224 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,048 Hella grand! 225 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:53,135 Get your mitts off me you perv. 226 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,928 Suck it, cane boy. 227 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,931 Help. Please. Anybody? 228 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:02,101 Hey, Mo. It's me. Your homeboy, Vinod. 229 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,687 - Hey. - What did you do to get in there? 230 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:07,023 I called him an assface. 231 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:09,358 Good for you. 232 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,943 But as Willa always says, 233 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:14,030 your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash. 234 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,323 Let me out. 235 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,533 Not until we clear the air. 236 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,369 I don't have any air. 237 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:23,290 I'm not trying to steal Willa. You're my best friend. 238 00:10:23,874 --> 00:10:25,791 Big talk. Prove it. 239 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:26,751 I will. 240 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:31,881 By taking you for a ride in a Pittsburgh municipal garbage truck. 241 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,842 Don't make promises you can't keep. 242 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:38,304 Vinod Pradeep, promises he keeps. 243 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,181 Luckily, you could keep your promise 244 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:43,309 because of your odd yet innocent friendship with Greg the garbageman. 245 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,561 Garbage is not what defines him. 246 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,480 Greg has many layers. 247 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,190 He also speaks Klingon. 248 00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:50,483 Hold on a sec. 249 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:54,112 There was garbage at the scene the night the Mills' house burned down. 250 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,947 You may have just implicated your main man, Greg. 251 00:10:56,948 --> 00:11:00,242 Graa-jook! That's Klingon for, 252 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,829 "Oh, mamacita, what have I done?" 253 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:10,252 Tell us more about the Great Mitables War of suburban Pittsburgh. 254 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,671 Oh, Sudha didn't even stand a chance. 255 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,507 It was like David versus Goliath. 256 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,967 Except she was David, I was Goliath, 257 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:21,681 and this time Goliath wins because Goliath is the badass queen of Mitables. 258 00:11:22,224 --> 00:11:23,974 Queen Goliath had some help. 259 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:28,063 Mitables brought to you by the beautiful Janice Mills. 260 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,563 Did I do that right? 261 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,649 Nope. 262 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,733 This is great for hair growth. 263 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,276 I promise within two weeks, 264 00:11:34,277 --> 00:11:37,071 you're gonna look like you have a Pomeranian latched onto your head. 265 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:41,575 Oh, hey, Janice. 266 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:44,370 You're not the only one with an adorable mascot. 267 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:48,874 Mitables, Mitables, get your Mitables here. 268 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:52,086 Step right up for Mitables. 269 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:54,839 I'll give you this much, kid. You got skills. 270 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:58,884 All right, let's settle this once and for all, big boy. 271 00:12:01,138 --> 00:12:03,973 I started off strong with some "round the world," 272 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,267 but then Vinod took it to the ground. 273 00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,935 Shorty got low. 274 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,690 My "peacock fan" was nothing compared to his "running man." 275 00:12:12,274 --> 00:12:15,068 I rocked the baby. He rode the pony. 276 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,905 That's when I knew, I was in the presence of greatness. 277 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,365 - Kid! 278 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,118 Hey! How old are you, kid, do you got a work permit? 279 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,413 Oh, yes, officer, it's right here in my-- 280 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,248 Hey! 281 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,376 Vinod whooped your husband's butt, but you were whooping Sudha's butt. 282 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,961 Do you believe she burned down your house 283 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,921 because you were beating her at the sales game? 284 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,132 I know how serious that game can be. 285 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,926 My mom was a sales rep for Mary Kay. 286 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,554 She never did get that pink Cadillac. 287 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:44,973 She was a lazy woman. 288 00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:49,935 Things changed when Sudha landed the white whale. 289 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,061 Moby Dick? 290 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,190 Moby Greg, our garbageman. 291 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:58,277 He had 20 Mitamaniacs on his route and no one ever landed him. 292 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,321 Until her. 293 00:13:00,322 --> 00:13:01,322 How? 294 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,325 She had a tiny little spy on the inside. 295 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:06,368 Her little spinner boy. 296 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,746 It's 5:00. Why are you home so late? 297 00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:12,333 Greg and I were scouting the most beautiful trash route to take Mo on. 298 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,376 We also made a stop to buy itch cream. 299 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,836 Itch cream? For what? 300 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,255 Greg has a rash all over his back. 301 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,175 He calls it "pizza back." 302 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,760 As your mother, I have to ask, 303 00:13:22,761 --> 00:13:24,261 why did you see his back? 304 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,389 Greg pulls his jumpsuit down when he pees on the side of the road. 305 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,682 I am his lookout. 306 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,435 Wait-- Wh-- What kind of rash? 307 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,063 Patchy and flaky. 308 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,898 Note to self. Create comic strip 309 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:39,151 about two cheeky dogs named patchy and flaky. 310 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,486 Back to Greg's rash. 311 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,196 He says it's ruining his life. 312 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:45,074 That's a tidbit Janice doesn't know. 313 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,617 Sounds like a job for Mitables 314 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,119 - and Dr. Sudha Pradeep. - Ehh. 315 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,705 Thank you for watching Greg pee by the side of the road. 316 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,668 Happy to pay it forward. 317 00:13:55,877 --> 00:14:00,839 Bhanu, I know you were exploring the art of carnal pursuits. 318 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,551 You ever think about asking your mom? 319 00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:06,388 Put it this way, I would rather ask you about the boom boom. 320 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:09,224 You know I don't always dress like this, right? 321 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:11,976 I got a date suit too. 322 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,436 I'm sure it's very beautiful. 323 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,689 Besides, at the time, my mom was hell-bent on selling 324 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,983 herbal supplements to our garbageman, 325 00:14:18,984 --> 00:14:22,112 so I had to turn to the next most reliable source of sexual wisdom. 326 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,865 - Internet porn. - It's a valuable resource. 327 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,035 My initial searches were quite shocking. 328 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,831 Even borderline gross. 329 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:37,334 Straight-up acrobatic. 330 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,046 Legs aren't even supposed to do that. 331 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,756 But as I did my research, 332 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:46,343 I noticed something all the girls in the videos had that I didn't. 333 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:50,265 Full breasts, big lips, juicy butts. 334 00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:52,267 You are a lousy feminist. 335 00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:55,394 Your generation has such antiquated stereotypes. 336 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,688 We're trying our best, Toots. 337 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,610 Anyway, what stood out the most in all of those videos was... 338 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,653 Drum roll, please. 339 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,988 Hairlessness. 340 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,407 Ah... 341 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,284 I knew what I had to do. 342 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,581 Whoo. You are overdue for a visit. 343 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,957 We going full Brazil today? 344 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,793 What am I, a porn star? I'll stick with my usual. 345 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,421 One cross coming up. 346 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,466 You'll never guess who was in here earlier. 347 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,427 - Sudha's girl. - Bhanu? 348 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:28,887 Is that her name? 349 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,097 She used an alias. Bonnie Pradeep. 350 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,892 Maybe she said Bhanu and you just heard her wrong. 351 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,021 Well, she should just go by Bonnie and make everyone's life easier. 352 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,230 Why was she here? 353 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,982 Was she picking up Mitables for her mom? 354 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:43,567 Don't tell me Sudha's already sold out. 355 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,444 No, for a wax. 356 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,738 She was trying to tidy up down there for someone special. 357 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,239 Oh, God. 358 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,283 That someone special is my Stu. 359 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,744 Then I hate to tell you, but Bonnie went full Brazil. 360 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:54,953 - Son of a bitch! 361 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,455 Ooh, you shouldn't have jerked like that. 362 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,957 Your sweet little cross is now a sad little T-junction. 363 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,084 - Oh. - Yeah. 364 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,919 While Janice was getting cleaned up, 365 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,922 I was about to clean up too. 366 00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:07,091 By harpooning the white whale. 367 00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,385 Excuse me, hi, Greg. 368 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,554 My son Vinod told me about your tragic eczema. 369 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,098 He called it tragic? 370 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:17,017 I'm calling it tragic. He called it "pizza back." 371 00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:21,272 Uh, yeah. It's like double pepperoni back there. 372 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,024 But have you tried Mitables? 373 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:25,859 Guaranteed to clear it up. 374 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:27,569 Nice try. 375 00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,115 But, uh, I've heard that spiel before. 376 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,783 Uh, not from a doctor. 377 00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:34,868 Well, in that case, triple hell, no. 378 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,370 I'm against doctors. 379 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,247 It's all a scam. 380 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:41,626 The FDA, big pharma. I say phooey! 381 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,669 I couldn't agree more. 382 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,046 I hate the medical system in this country. 383 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,717 They won't let me practice because I won't play by their rules. 384 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,429 Interesting. I'm listening. 385 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,764 These have actually been recalled by the FDA. 386 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,683 They don't want you to have them. 387 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,852 Nice. 388 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:05,357 Ah, I can barely sit. Minerva stripped me raw. 389 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,068 Been meaning to make an appointment for my neck, back and ears. 390 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,822 Donโ€™t wanna end up like my grandad who's now just a hairball in slippers. 391 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,324 Sure, whatever. 392 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,409 Is something the matter? 393 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,287 That she-devil neighbor. 394 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,830 Is this about Sudha again? 395 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,124 No, her demon-spawn daughter. 396 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:25,086 We need to stop her from getting her claws into our Stu. 397 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,547 Would that really be so bad? 398 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,466 Yes. Very, very ,very bad. 399 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:34,219 Jan-Jan, remember how your dad didn't like me at first? 400 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,638 He was a Ford guy. I drove a Chevy. 401 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,265 And he hated your face. 402 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:42,186 But I grew into my face and your dad gave me a chance. 403 00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:44,521 I think we should give the Pradeeps a chance too. 404 00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:47,483 But this is different, Stu's my sweet baby boy. 405 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,359 He's my sweet baby boy too, 406 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,197 and Bhanu makes him happy, isn't that what we want for him? 407 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,239 But that whole family-- 408 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,699 Is great. 409 00:17:55,700 --> 00:18:00,079 You like having Kamal in your class and Mahesh is an unbridled delight. 410 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,832 I guess that little Vinod is pretty yummy too. 411 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,043 Mm-hm. 412 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,796 Wait! Jimbo, stop the car. 413 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,257 Oh, my-- What the fudge! 414 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,051 She's selling to Greg? 415 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,636 That's a lot of Mitables. 416 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,680 She pretended to harpoon Moby Greg, 417 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,433 cut his blubber with a sickle, 418 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:23,560 put it into a cauldron, 419 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,604 and stir with a giant stick to melt it. 420 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,106 What in the Sam Hill? 421 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,401 And then pour the melted blubber into an oil lamp 422 00:18:31,402 --> 00:18:34,571 and light it to outshine me. 423 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,073 Me. 424 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:39,034 She didn't actually pantomime rendering whale blubber. 425 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,244 Stop exaggerating. 426 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,163 Sadly, I'm not. She was really great at it. 427 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,458 I can see that. Sudha's not hurting for pizzazz. 428 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,294 It was like she had some weird voodoo power over Greg. 429 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,381 I wouldn't put witchcraft past her one bit. 430 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,009 I was steamed she landed him. 431 00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:04,226 Now, hear me out. 432 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,396 What if Sudha enlisted Greg 433 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:10,399 to help her burn down the Mills' house? That would explain the garbage. 434 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,067 - Not bad. - You like it? 435 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,444 What do you think of, uh, BhanStu? 436 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,155 I think you stole it from Lexi. 437 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,992 But I like your theory that Sudha didn't act alone. 438 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,119 Let's go talk to Moby Greg. 439 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,746 I'll bring the harpoon. 440 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,749 There's not much we can reveal, but what I can say is this. 441 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,544 There was an awful lot of trash found at the crime scene. 442 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,254 Can you tell us about that? 443 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,506 Am I a suspect? 444 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:37,593 You might have been a pawn in a feud between Sudha and Janice. 445 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:42,472 Oh, like how the Romulans used Kirk as a pawn against the Klingons 446 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:46,059 in Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country? 447 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,020 I think we've discovered enough. 448 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,189 Tell us about your relationship with the Pradeeps. 449 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,774 I was a hero to the little one. 450 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:55,236 He wanted to be just like me. 451 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,195 You're my hero, Greg. 452 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,157 I want to be just like you. 453 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:03,453 I need to take you to my ex's one day so you can tell her that. 454 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,288 Just have to be during prison visiting hours. 455 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,124 Count Big V in. 456 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:13,463 You know, my eczema ain't getting any better. 457 00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,424 Think I'm gonna have to up the dosage. 458 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,888 This is awesome. 459 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,098 You're such a good friend. 460 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,893 Sorry I ever thought you were trying to steal Willa. 461 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,102 It's okay. 462 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,856 We're gonna be so cool when we arrive at school. 463 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,149 Too cool for school. 464 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,986 - No, just the perfect amount of cool. 465 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,989 I'm gonna blow. I ate too many Mitables. 466 00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,366 Get out, Mo! 467 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,700 - Save yourself! - Ah! Ah! 468 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,578 - Do it! - Ah! 469 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,417 Oh, Greg really got me. 470 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,379 Garbage truck drop-off and dripping in puke. 471 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:57,047 This is too good. 472 00:20:57,048 --> 00:21:00,801 Cover your ears, Vinod. I'm about to pop off on this jerk. 473 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,010 Excuse me? 474 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,595 Wait, Mo, remember. 475 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,847 Passive resistance is persistence. 476 00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,182 Let's go, losers. 477 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,101 - You can be passive all you want 478 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,811 in your lockers. 479 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,397 Eat it, trash-truck puke-turds. 480 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,818 This is still the best morning of my life. 481 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,236 Thank you, Vinod. 482 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:20,529 You're welcome, Mo. 483 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,489 I'm glad we're friends again. 484 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,991 Hello, boys. 485 00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,868 How come I wasn't invited on your little trash ride? 486 00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:29,287 What is this, huh? Bros before hoes? 487 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,998 Thank you for understanding. 488 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,167 Next week we'll all go on a garbage truck ride. 489 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:35,919 Bros and ho. 490 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,672 What a gentleman. 491 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,549 Thanks for letting me out, Willa. 492 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,384 I'm a gentleman too. 493 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,178 Classic Mo. Always kvetching. 494 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,639 Great word. I love Yiddish. 495 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,391 Makes me wanna plotz. 496 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:53,061 Thanks for coming in. We just wanted to get your perspective on everything. 497 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:57,107 Do you know what it's like to be in a relationship with this hot head. 498 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,651 Hot head! What do you mean? 499 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,946 I don't know when you're gonna pop off on the wrong guy 500 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,574 and I'm going to have to bury two canes 501 00:22:05,575 --> 00:22:07,576 because they can't find your body. 502 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:11,788 Because you didn't look hard enough. You just gave up. 503 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:15,000 His mouth is always writing checks his body can't cash. 504 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,087 Actually, we just wanted to talk to anyone who rode in Greg's garbage truck. 505 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:22,675 You realize this is going to be on our permanent record? 506 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,344 I would like to speak to my lawyer. 507 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:29,347 Those Miables wrecked me. 508 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,766 And I blame myself. 509 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,185 Because you took way more than the recommended dose? 510 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:36,189 No. Because I trusted a doctor. 511 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:38,191 Dr. Pradeep. 512 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:42,737 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 513 00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:44,946 I don't think that holds water. 514 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:48,658 I'm telling you, I think Greg framed Sudha for making him sick on Mitables. 515 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:51,119 Is barfing all over your dashboard enough motive? 516 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,831 I mean, what does Greg gain by framing Sudha? 517 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,418 You make a good point. Now I feel like an idiot. 518 00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:00,379 Even idiotic ideas can lead to something good. 519 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,714 - Thank you. - Not a compliment. 520 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,050 Maybe it wasn't Greg, 521 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:08,387 but you might be right that the Pradeeps are being framed. 522 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:10,264 Follow my lead. 523 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,268 Good news. We've made an arrest. 524 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,897 Oh, thank God. Oh, I hope Sudha gets the chair. 525 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,149 - It's your garbageman. - What? 526 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,985 Greggers. He would never burn down our house. 527 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:25,487 His ex-wife's maybe. 528 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,864 If he hates anyone, it's the Pradeeps. 529 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:29,116 They're horrible. 530 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,368 Am I the only person that sees this? 531 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:33,246 Just go ahead and deport them already. 532 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:37,625 Let's take a break. 533 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,670 I hope they're going to deport them. 534 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:42,462 I'll tell you this much. 535 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,090 Janice was more concerned about the Pradeeps getting deported 536 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,134 than finding out who burned down their house. 537 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,385 I noticed that too. 538 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,137 Something's up with her. 539 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,682 Who knows what that woman had in mind. 540 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:56,852 Bhanu Pradeep, please report to the AP Club in Room 216. 541 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,272 Bhanu Pradeep, AP Club, Room 216. 542 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:03,441 Looks like we lost a few members, 543 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,195 but we're going to pray for them and carry on. 544 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:09,823 So glad you could join us, Miss Pradeep. 545 00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,116 I'll grab you a Bible. 546 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:12,909 I thought this was AP Club? 547 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,413 It is. The Abstinence and Purity Club. 548 00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:20,418 So take a seat, open your heart and close those legs. 549 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,420 So everyone here's a virgin? 550 00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:25,046 Half are. The other half are sluts 551 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,756 trying to throw their parents off the scent. 552 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,342 All great customers for our Ohio operation, 553 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,928 especially the virgins. They've got to get off somehow. 554 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:33,890 Why would Mrs. Mills want me here? 555 00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:35,892 You're trying to bone her son. 556 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,061 Oh, right. She's Stu's mom. 557 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:42,189 To me, she's always come as teacher and my mom's enemy. 558 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,732 She's too many things to too many people. 559 00:24:43,733 --> 00:24:45,275 I get it. 560 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:49,237 I drink beer with my dad, but smoke weed with my grandmother. 561 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,449 Cool. I'm out of here. 562 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,575 What is happening? 563 00:24:53,576 --> 00:24:56,870 Here's your Bible. It's a custom fuzzy cover. 564 00:24:56,871 --> 00:25:00,291 I call it "VeLord." This close to getting them on QVC. 565 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:03,585 Now, listen, I know you're a smart girl, 566 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:07,255 and smart girls think about the repercussions of sexual activity. 567 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,090 You mean "going to hell"? 568 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:12,219 Oh, Bhanu, you don't have to wait to die before suffering 569 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,471 the consequences of fornication. 570 00:25:14,472 --> 00:25:16,514 Consequences of fornication? 571 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,016 Oh! Herpes! 572 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,059 Pregnancy. 573 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,894 Leaked sex tape. 574 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,604 Thanks a lot, Trevor. 575 00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,189 But more importantly, 576 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,151 boys don't respect girls that give it up too early. 577 00:25:27,944 --> 00:25:30,613 Appreciate the advice, Mrs. Mills, but I think I'll be okay. 578 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,698 Let me cut to the chase, 579 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,493 stay away from my sweet Christian Stu. 580 00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:38,954 Okay. Well, thanks for this. 581 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:42,123 Oh, and maybe consider going by Bonnie. 582 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,959 It'll just make everyone's life easier. 583 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:45,419 I'll think about it. 584 00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,884 Arey wah. You won the Golden Mitamix. 585 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,844 Was there ever any doubt that I would crush the competition? 586 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,429 Absolutely not. 587 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:59,225 But it's all so meaningless. 588 00:26:00,101 --> 00:26:02,686 There's a doctor-shaped hole in me 589 00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,896 that cannot be filled by any blender. 590 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,232 I want real purpose. 591 00:26:06,816 --> 00:26:09,776 Every day you get to go off and have fun at your rocket factory. 592 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:12,863 Fun? Starting a company is very stressful. 593 00:26:13,447 --> 00:26:15,865 I can't find a facilities manager, 594 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,284 and meanwhile the previous owner 595 00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:19,995 still won't clear out his adult novelty genitals. 596 00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:22,080 You sound so overwhelmed. 597 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,332 I wish you'd shared these things with me. 598 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,002 We've risked everything for this. 599 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,420 I just don't want to disappoint you. 600 00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:31,590 Arey baba, for better or worse, we're in this together. 601 00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,633 Tell the landlord you won't pay rent 602 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,053 unless he clears out his sex toy equipment. 603 00:26:36,929 --> 00:26:39,181 As for your personnel issue, try LinkedIn. 604 00:26:40,349 --> 00:26:43,561 Forget LinkedIn. I'm linked in right here. 605 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,353 Come work for me. 606 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,689 I don't know anything about rockets. 607 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,692 If you can sell Mitables to the garbageman, 608 00:26:50,693 --> 00:26:52,819 you can sell rockets to billionaires. 609 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,029 Is this just a pity hire 610 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,448 because you feel guilty about ruining my medical career? 611 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,908 To be honest, I don't know if I can do this without you. 612 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,702 I need someone brilliant to help me, 613 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,871 and you're the most brilliant person I know. 614 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:05,082 Certainly more brilliant than Janice. 615 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:07,293 People shine in their own ways. 616 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,379 But no one as bright as you. 617 00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:12,340 Correct. 618 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,634 Boobs, really? 619 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,844 Give it up. 620 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,513 All this sex stuff is just going to make you feel insecure. 621 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:22,266 You seem like you're in a bad place. 622 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,602 Try some of my therapy clay. 623 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,854 I don't even know what I want to make. 624 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:29,230 I've never heard you say that. 625 00:27:29,231 --> 00:27:30,482 What are you talking about? 626 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:32,525 You always know what you want and just do it. 627 00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:34,652 No matter how depraved or disgusting. 628 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,782 Like having conversations, trying something new. 629 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,825 Making eye contact. 630 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,787 Kamal, you could do those things too. 631 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:46,956 This family only needs one rebel, but I admire that you go for it 632 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,459 despite what anyone else says. 633 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:53,213 You're right. Why have I been letting everyone get inside my head? 634 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:57,343 You are the most foolish, but most confident Pradeep. 635 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:00,887 Thank you, Kamal. 636 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,473 I would hug you, but I know you have a fear of confinement. 637 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,725 You get me. 638 00:28:05,393 --> 00:28:09,062 My brother helped me realize that I didn't have to be perfect at sex 639 00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:12,149 or have the perfect body or worry about going to hell. 640 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,484 Because none of that mattered. 641 00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:17,612 What mattered is that I wanted to have sex 642 00:28:17,613 --> 00:28:20,157 and I knew who I wanted to have it with. 643 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,661 Isn't that the most important thing for your first time? 644 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:25,830 And every time. 645 00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:28,541 I've got to cancel some plans. 646 00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:33,420 When Suda quit selling my Mitables, you got your turf back. 647 00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:36,214 Didn't that smooth things out between you two even a little bit? 648 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:40,427 First of all, Sudha only earned the one Golden Mitamix, 649 00:28:40,428 --> 00:28:42,303 so she was never really a threat, 650 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:43,514 but her daughter was. 651 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:46,516 I'm just gonna throw this out there. 652 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:49,269 Janice, did you burn down your own house to frame Bhanu? 653 00:28:49,270 --> 00:28:51,813 Do you really think I'm that big of a nut job? 654 00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,817 Mrs. Mills is definitely that big of a nut job. 655 00:28:56,193 --> 00:28:59,154 But she wasn't my biggest obstacle to being with Stu. 656 00:28:59,155 --> 00:29:01,781 Anyway, yeah, that's what happened to our third dog, Bingo. 657 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,408 We never saw him again. 658 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,784 Anyway, you wanna make out? 659 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:07,246 Stu, I know what I want. 660 00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:09,165 I want to have sex. 661 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,376 With you. 662 00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:14,003 Tight. 663 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:16,589 Oh, but I can't. 664 00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,257 Seriously? 665 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,968 Do you know how many idiots I had to talk to about this? 666 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:23,428 Do you not want this too? 667 00:29:23,429 --> 00:29:26,849 I do. No, I-- I super do. 668 00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:30,686 It's just, I need you to do something for me first. 669 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:34,523 And it's kind of-- I don't know, it's kind of a big ask. 670 00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:37,692 Oh, don't worry, I already took care of it down there. 671 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:39,277 Painful, but breezy. 672 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:40,321 Sick. 673 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,406 Uh, but it's not that. It's-- It's this. 674 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:45,950 Go to a 311 concert. No way 675 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,494 That would hurt way worse. 676 00:29:47,495 --> 00:29:49,580 No, no, no, Matthew, 3:11. 677 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,874 From the Bible. Uh... 678 00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,919 I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. 679 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,253 Okay. 680 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,506 This is more than just a hookup for me, Bhanu, 681 00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:01,509 this is different. It feels different. 682 00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:03,469 I think about our future. 683 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,303 - Really? - Yeah. 684 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,888 I don't want to be chilling up in heaven 685 00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:09,266 while you're getting your eyes pecked out in hell, you know? 686 00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,687 I want to be with you. Here and up there. 687 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,813 What are you saying? 688 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,942 I gotta honor my guy in the sky. 689 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,609 Okay. 690 00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,819 So, Bhanu... 691 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:24,406 will you get baptized for me? 692 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,328 I wasn't cockblocked by Janice. 693 00:30:30,079 --> 00:30:32,081 I was cockblocked by Jesus. 694 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:37,186 Next on The Pradeeps of Pittsburgh... 695 00:31:37,187 --> 00:31:38,730 Thanks for getting me that investor. 696 00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,148 He invited us bow hunting. 697 00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:43,151 He was like the Tom Cruise of Pittsburg. 698 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,486 If either of you bag a kill before me, 699 00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:47,113 I'll double my investment. 700 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:48,866 I'm feeling your tip. 701 00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,452 Did your moron son give this to my daughter? 702 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:55,288 If she wants to explore the Lord's pack you should let her. 703 00:31:55,289 --> 00:31:57,582 Maybe she's looking to others because you're so controlling. 704 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,584 I was fighting for my daughter's soul. 705 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:03,130 I had to put the world on notice. Sudha Pradeep plays for keeps. 706 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:04,714 Bollywood style. 50753

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