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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[alien engine]
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[keys beeping]
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[ring tone]
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[alien speaking]
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I'm on my way to Gamma Quadrant Nine,
Murray.
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-[alien speaking]
-My generator bank is low.
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I need to find a place
I can stop off and recharge.
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[alien speaking]
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Earth? What's to do on Earth?
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Most boring planet in the galaxy!
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It makes Tri-Sector Blue seem like
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a bleen festival,
if you know what I mean.
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[alien speaking]
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I guess it'll do.
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I mean, it's on the way.
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[snoring]
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[Odie muttering]
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Jon will be home any minute
and he'll make dinner.
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I wish he'd hurry.
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I haven't eaten in...
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...two hours, fifteen minutes
and three seconds.
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Four seconds. Five seconds.
[horn]
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Here's Jon.
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He went to apply for cartooning work.
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You can tell by the look on his face
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if he got hired or not.
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Oh, that looks like a "not" to me.
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I'll have dinner on the table soon, guys.
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Soon is not soon enough.
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Can you make soon sooner?
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I don't know
why we're rushing him.
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Have you noticed how bad
Jon's cooking's been lately?
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Especially when he's out of work
and dejected.
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Sometimes, it's hard to tell
what it is he's serving.
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What do you think it is, boy?
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Meat, fish or pasta?
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[sniffing]
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I'm thinking
chicken chow mein
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or maybe chocolate pudding.
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Or both mixed together.
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I think I need an emergency banana.
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Somebody must want to hire a cartoonist.
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[phone rings]
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Jon Arbuckle.
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Arbuckle? Eddie Gourmand here.
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You know me.
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The world's greatest food critic
and all-around cool person.
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Now listen,
I was told you are a cartoonist.
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Yes, I was.
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I mean, I am.
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I need one I can pay
a fabulous salary to
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to do drawings in my cookbook.
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Fabulous salary?
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But I have to ask, Arbuckle.
Are you a good cook?
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You want to know
if I'm a good cook?
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I have some thoughts on the matter.
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Yes, I'm an excellent cook.
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Those are not my thoughts.
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Tell you what,
I'll come to dinner at your house.
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If I like what you serve,
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the job
and the fabulous salary are yours.
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You have my address?
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Good. See you tonight at eight.
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Garfield! I'm going to get a job
with a fabulous salary!
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I knew you could do it!
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All I have to do is
cook a great dinner!
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I knew you couldn't do it.
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What do I need?
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Oh! Ingredients!
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I have to go to the market
and buy ingredients!
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See you soon!
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[chirping]
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Even his bananas aren't that good.
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[laughing]
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[alien engine]
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I forgot!
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They have gravity on this planet.
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Let's see what's around here.
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House.
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Trees.
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I'd better hide my spacecraft.
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You know how bad this is?
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Yuo and I won't eat it.
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[Odie muttering]
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You're darn right that's pretty bad.
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That smell!
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That smells just like the corrugated
uranium my mother used to make.
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[gobbling] Oh, delicious!
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You like it, fella?
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Highly obese cat!
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Best food I've had in the galaxy!
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Well, if you want more,
the dog's not going to eat his, either.
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Let me at it!
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You know, I've been hungry.
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But I don't think
I've ever been that hungry.
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Let's see if Jon left
more of that stuff on the stove.
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The more of it our friend eats,
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the less we'll have to finish.
[keys beeping]
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Murray?
I could get to like this Earth place,
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if only it didn't have all this gravity.
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Yeah, gravity.
Earth is lousy with it!
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We interrupt this Garfield cartoon
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to bring you this educational moment.
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Tell them not to worry. It'll be quick.
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Don't worry. It'll be quick.
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Thank you.
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This is for those of you
who don't know what gravity is.
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Gravity is a natural phenomenon
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by which objects
with mass attract one another.
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I'll repeat that because
I don't understand it, either.
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It has something to do with how
big objects attract littler objects.
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The Earth is a big object,
so smaller objects are attracted to it.
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History says
that gravity was first figured out
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by a man named Isaac Newton,
back in the 17th century.
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They say it happened
when an apple fell on his head.
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Well, that's not exactly
how it happened.
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[snoring]
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I say, old chap!
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How about a spot of dinner
for your pussycat?
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It would seem I have to take matters
into my own paws.
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Apples.
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Well, they're not exactly lasagna,
but they'll do.
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There we go.
[branch breaking]
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What happened?
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I was asleep and...
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you fell down, my fine pussycat?
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Hmm...
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I wonder why you did not fall up?
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Could it be... the force of gravity?
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And so, in conclusion,
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gravity is why things fall down
and go boom.
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And so, Isaac Newton formulated
his theory of how gravity worked.
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And why we do not all float away
from this planet.
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He became world famous and, of course,
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his cat didn't get a bit of credit.
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So, that's what gravity is
and why it's a good thing to have.
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This concludes
the educational portion of our program.
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Don't worry,
we won't have another until next season
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or maybe the one after that.
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Our story resumes.
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I don't like this gravity,
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all this walking on the floor.
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Without gravity, I feel so free.
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Time to use the old
portable gravity elimination device.
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[key beeping]
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[whirring noise]
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[laughing] Great!
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This is just like home!
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[Odie muttering]
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Jon had a cake in the oven?
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His last one was like lead.
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I hope this one is light.
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Hey, not bad.
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Odie! Stop kidding around!
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You're a dog, Odie.
Dogs can't fly.
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[Odie muttering]
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No, you can't,
any more than cats can fly,
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which we can't do either.
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So, stop... floating around like that!
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Odie!
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Is this one of those
hockey dream sequences
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we do on the show
every once in awhile?
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[Odie muttering]
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I don't either.
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[intriguing music]
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[Odie muttering]
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Hey, Odie, look!
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I'm not falling!
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Give it a try.
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[Jon] I lost track of time
and spent too long at the market.
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I won't get home in time to cook
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a meal that will get me
that fabulous salary.
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Maybe Garfield and Odie
will entertain him until I get there.
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[intriguing music]
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[doorbell]
Odie,
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would you float over there
and see who that is?
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[doorbell]
Open up, Arbuckle, It's me!
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It's eight and I don't like
being kept waiting at mealtime.
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[scared] Oh!
[doorbell]
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Oh no! Mr. Gourmand is here already!
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[doorbell]
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I'll run around
and go in the back door!
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[doorbell]
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[mimicking airplane sounds]
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Garfield!
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Hey, Jon.
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I found something
almost as much fun as sleeping or eating.
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My tomatoes! My carrots!
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My rutabagas!
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I think Jon's too heavy
to float like this.
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Ah...
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I wonder if my generator bank
is recharged yet.
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Arbuckle? What is going on?
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Arbuckle? Is my dinner ready?
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This place is getting crowded.
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This might be a good time
to go check.
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I'll turn off
the old gravity eliminator.
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Oh! What a beautiful job
of setting the table.
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What a fine way of tossing a salad!
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What a bad way
of landing on your head.
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Oh, and look at this stir fry!
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I can see how perfectly yummy
it will be after you heat it up.
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Heat it up? Oh, yes! Heat it up!
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I'm about to heat it up, Mr. Gourmand.
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Good, and I'll start
on your splendid salad while you do.
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All charged up and ready to go.
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[Odie muttering]
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I told you, Odie.
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I have no idea what happened.
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But I think I know who does.
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Hey, you! Yoo hoo!
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I thought it might be you.
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What happened in the house?
That was your doing.
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Guilty! Hope you enjoyed it.
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Hey, the food was great.
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If I come back some day,
can I have that again?
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Can you make us float again?
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It's a deal! Bye.
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Bye!
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Wow, that was amazing.
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I never would have believed it.
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[Odie muttering]
No, not floating.
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Somebody liking Jon's cooking.
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[Mr. Gourmand]
Arbuckle, this is delicious!
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The stir-fry's ready, Mr. Gourmand.
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Oh, and smells divine.
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You are so hired.
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I won't just pay you
a fabulous salary.
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I'll pay you
a super-fabulous salary.
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[Odie muttering]
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Yeah, two somebodies like Jon's cooking.
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[sighs] Well, it just goes to show, Odie.
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Sometimes, it all works out.
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Hurry back, my friend.
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[upbeat music]
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