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[snoring]
[clock ringing]
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[upbeat music]
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[snoring]
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Oh, it's you.
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Yeah, I'm taking a nap, I deserve it.
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After all,
I just saved the entire planet.
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That's right.
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The whole planet and everyone on it,
you included.
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You see, it all started far out in space.
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I mean far out.
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They have this popular chain
of fast food restaurants.
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They're all over the galaxy.
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You'll find one
on practically every asteroid.
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[robot voice]
Welcome to Neptunian Nuclear Chicken.
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May I take your order, please?
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I will have the Jupiter-sized module
of chicken wings.
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Extra crunchy.
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Jupiter Space Pack. Extra crunchy.
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Oh, and a side of coleslaw.
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One side of coleslaw.
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Thank you.
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Now, you might be wondering
how I know about this, right?
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Well, I've seen this cartoon before.
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Anyway, this chain of restaurants
is owned by this not-very-nice guy.
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What do you mean,
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I can't open
another bajillion restaurants?
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No one tells me what I can't do!
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But, Commander Harlin,
we have not enough chickens.
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Maybe not.
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But we will.
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-Come with me.
-Where are we going?
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Anticipating this need,
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I set up a secret research outpost...
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on Earth!
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In no time at all,
they were streaking towards Earth,
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where certain individuals
you may recognize
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were stopping for chow.
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We're just going in
for a small snack.
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Do you know what a small snack is,
Garfield?
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Do you know what a foolish question is,
Jon?
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Even if you took
every chicken on this planet,
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it wouldn't be enough
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for your needs, Commander.
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That is why we've developed a ray
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that will turn to every man, woman
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and animal on this planet
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into... [evil sniggering]
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...a chicken!
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Bring in the test subject,
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and we'll see how it works.
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[humming]
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Pepperoni and mushrooms!
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[italian music]
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Sausage and black olives.
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Meat lovers' special.
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Aye, aye, aye,
leave some room, Garfield.
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I'm making lasagna.
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I don't see your delivery boy today.
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I just sent him
to make a delivery across the street.
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He'll be right back.
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No, he wouldn't be.
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The delivery boy was about to become...
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the delivery chicken.
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But I just came to deliver a pizza.
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Just stand there for one more moment.
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[screaming]
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This ray... [chewing]
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This will really transform him into...
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Yes! [evil sniggering]
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A chicken!
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[clucking]
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You owe me... [clucking]
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Get back to Vito's.
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[clucking]
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Twelve... [clucking]
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...dollars for the... [clucking]
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...pizza plus... [clucking]
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It worked!
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Can we fry him now?
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Not yet.
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First I have to bombard
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the entire city.
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[ominous music]
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[clucking]
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[ominous music]
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Everyone is getting zapped by the rays!
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It will work faster on some than others.
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But soon,
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they will all be chickens!
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[evil sniggering]
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Everyone?
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Every Earth creature.
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Except anyone who is at this moment
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ingesting an inhuman quantity
of ricotta cheese,
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tomato paste and pasta.
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[joyful music]
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Who would imagine
that an inhuman quantity
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of ricotta cheese, tomato sauce
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and pasta could taste so good?
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Mmm... That was great.
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Odie, something wrong?
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[laughing]
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Odie, that's the worst
chicken imitation I've ever seen.
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[clucking]
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And that was the best one.
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What do I do?
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Oh, I know, I'll ask Jon.
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We should be... [clucking]
...going. We have to...
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...stop... [clucking]
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...on the way home... [clucking]
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Tell me Jon and Odie
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haven't been turned into chicken.
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[screaming]
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[clucking]
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Italian chicken! Chicken parmesan!
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I have to get out of this coop!
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Er, restaurant!
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[screaming]
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Help!
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I need help.
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Lots of help!
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A policeman. They help.
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Officer!
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I wuold like to report
two people and a dog
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being mysteriously
transformed into chickens.
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[clucking]
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[Garfield screaming]
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Crazy things are happening!
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As the chickening of the population
spread across the state,
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the governor called a press conference.
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[clucking]
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This is awful!
This is a disaster!
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Things could not be worse!
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[ominous music]
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Let this be a lesson to you.
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Never say:
"Things could not get worse."
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Things will always find a way
of getting worse.
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[rooster crowing]
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It landed in a park.
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It was met
by the rotten Commander Harlin.
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It will take many trips.
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But we'll transport
all the chickens back home!
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[evil sniggering]
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I can hardly wait
to start frying them all up.
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Frying them all up?
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How are you going to get
them all into our spacecraft?
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Simple. Chickens love corn.
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[clucking]
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[pneumatic drill noise]
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I need to find some way to get inside.
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And then he...
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I joined the procession of poultry.
I would've made it too,
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except I suddenly remembered
something awful.
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[sneezing]
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I'm allergic to chicken feathers!
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[sneezing]
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Aren't you going to say gesundheit?
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Stop that cat!
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[screaming]
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Wow!
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[upbeat music]
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He should have been turned
into a chicken by now!
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Turn me into a chicken,
turn everyone into a chicken.
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You notice this guy
only has one idea?
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[panting]
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See the two
with the real dumb expressions?
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I think those are Jon and Odie.
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You might as well give up!
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[upbeat music]
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[bowling strike sound]
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[upbeat music]
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I'm trapped.
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Farewell, cathood!
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I hope I'm this good looking
when I'm a chicken.
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I don't know how you escape
my transformation ray, cat.
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Do you, by any chance,
eat huge quantities
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of lasagna?
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Well, that explains it.
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But you'll never eat it again.
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You hear me?
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From now on,
until you're served in a bucket,
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it's chicken feed for you!
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[screaming]
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No, no!
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Not me!
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I'm not...
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[screaming]
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[laughing]
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Oh, no! All out of chicken.
Oh, but wait...
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Now's my chance to try out
these Earth chickens.
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Now the question is
how do I change everyone in town
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back to everyone in town?
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Oh, you look positively scrumptious.
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[screaming]
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Hey, this may work out.
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Don't worry,
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you're going to be delicious.
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Now, where's that spatula?
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Would you like me to prevent you
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from winding up next
to a little cup of coleslaw?
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[clucking] Please!
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I think we can make a deal.
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And a deal we made.
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And I'll say this for the guy.
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He was a chicken of his word.
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He told me how to change him back,
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and then he changed
everyone else back, including you.
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He blanked out
all your memories,
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so you have no idea
that you were ever a chicken.
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Then, as he agreed,
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he and his aide left the Earth
after promising never to return
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for take-out.
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And that's how I saved the entire planet.
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And now everything is back to normal.
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I'll start make dinner, Garfield.
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We're having....
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Not fried chicken!
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...lasagna.
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Fine!
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[barking]
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Like I said,
everything's back to normal.
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Except, of course,
Jon does lay an egg, once in a while.
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Which I don't understand at all
because...
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boy chickens don't lay eggs.
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[upbeat music]
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